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  • @Hobojoe529
    @Hobojoe529 Рік тому +201

    Pippa is truly the living embodiment of "damn bitch you live like this?"

  • @Pers0n97
    @Pers0n97 Рік тому +256

    I have to thank Pippa for helping me drastically reduce my soda craving.

    • @ulrickts
      @ulrickts Рік тому +23

      I quit a few years ago. Best decision in my life. I just reduced the frequency until I got to a point it didn't seem desirable. Eventually it starts to taste unpleasantly metallic (even if it's not in a can). Saves you a lot of money and can probably drop some weight.

    • @shishoka
      @shishoka Рік тому +6

      For those having trouble start by switching to a brand like Faygo from the one you are drinking (coke or pepsi) and then look for other quality soda brands that you didn't try. Red Ribbon is a great brand to be more satisfied by the soda.

    • @ghanaria7996
      @ghanaria7996 Рік тому +6

      @@ulricktsnot only that, but for me when i taste soda it’s kinda spicy(?) cuz the carbonation is too much.

    • @leonfire99
      @leonfire99 Рік тому +2

      ​@@ulricktsi quit soda a long time ago and i'll maybe try it a few times in a year but i will say i never ended up finding it disgusting as long as it was bottled or canned. Fountain drinks are really disgusting now though.

    • @acctrsh
      @acctrsh Рік тому +2

      @@ulrickts I quit a few years ago when the doctor said my blood pressure was extremely high (talking triple digits on both), and I was way too over weight. I agree that it was one of the best decisions I've ever made to switch to just water and milk, with the occasional soda or sweet tea. Soda is just way too sweet for me now. It helped my blood pressure go down, and combining it with other stuff allowed me to drop like 50-60 pounds. Still overweight, but I'm nowhere close to where I was just a few years ago.

  • @sukamadik5983
    @sukamadik5983 Рік тому +345

    I think it's about time we get a one hour compilation of Pippa going "PIPIPIPIPIPI" throughout her entire career as Pikmin Pippa.

    • @jurekmc
      @jurekmc Рік тому +37

      morse pipipi sounds

    • @sukamadik5983
      @sukamadik5983 Рік тому +29

      ​@@jurekmcYeah, it's how Pippa communicates with Capipis in the wild.

    • @shadowphoenix68
      @shadowphoenix68 Рік тому +4

      I'm gonna need some subway surfer vids underneath that video chief

    • @Jobocan.
      @Jobocan. Рік тому +8

      Pipipipi compilation, then lisp compilation, then feet compilation.

    • @TheHoodedHunter
      @TheHoodedHunter Рік тому +3

      Make it 10 hours and feel Pippa coming inside you.

  • @epg-6
    @epg-6 Рік тому +69

    Pipkin Pippa, Lord of Decay.

    • @shishoka
      @shishoka Рік тому +17

      Whatever she has, Nurgle does not want.

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 Рік тому +161

    Pippa's mouth built like a rusty xylophone missing some of it's keys.
    Imagine the smell of her morning breath.

    • @illliiiiillliii6265
      @illliiiiillliii6265 Рік тому +41

      Thank goodness there was an entire ocean between me and her throughout my most informative years.

    • @uggranpops8442
      @uggranpops8442 Рік тому

      jesus fucking christ

    • @TheJiminatorHS
      @TheJiminatorHS Рік тому +26

      It smells like pepsi, gummi worms and death.

    • @seether3345
      @seether3345 Рік тому

      I wanna smell it. As she pants.

    • @master007v
      @master007v Рік тому +15

      SNIFFA

  • @ogey_elise
    @ogey_elise Рік тому +53

    In retrospect, my room isn't all that bad.

  • @madisonbray95
    @madisonbray95 Рік тому +103

    Gentlepips, we've done all we can.
    She's beyond saving, fixing, whatever... We just need to record everything for posterity.
    We can't let this happen again, make her the last sacrifice to the molds of entropy.
    In all seriousness, what the actual frag pippa?!

    • @KenjaTimu
      @KenjaTimu Рік тому

      'We had a fly problem.' I believe that. Now I understand why Hololive kept rejecting her. She's a bio hazard.

    • @l7986
      @l7986 Рік тому +10

      Implying Pippa needs to be fixed.

  • @AbadonXXX
    @AbadonXXX Рік тому +102

    Me who remembers the mahjong collab and tenma calls pippa “el goblina”: the prophecy…

  • @jonnejaaskelainen
    @jonnejaaskelainen Рік тому +29

    It's understood that all the greatest artists of an era are profoundly self-destructive.

  • @Siegram999
    @Siegram999 Рік тому +26

    I don't want to fix her anymore

    • @ghostdog1521
      @ghostdog1521 Рік тому +7

      You’re right she’s perfect 😍

  • @HurtboxTV
    @HurtboxTV Рік тому +27

    Bro's...I don't think I can fix her. I'm not a strong enough capipi.

  • @soldio4143
    @soldio4143 Рік тому +10

    With each toof; the lisp grows stronger.

  • @samuelmartin8775
    @samuelmartin8775 Рік тому +72

    I can't fix her

  • @zeplinbomber4101
    @zeplinbomber4101 Рік тому +55

    Sisyphus gazed upon the moldy rabbit's den and nodded in understanding, for she too shouldered the task of keeping her den clean. A Pippyphean task if you will.

    • @TheSlammurai
      @TheSlammurai 6 місяців тому +2

      One must imagine Pippa happy

  • @SpartanRamen
    @SpartanRamen Рік тому +20

    Sporemancer Pippa

  • @sukamadik5983
    @sukamadik5983 Рік тому +91

    Her return stream was wild and it was enhanced by her upgrade lisp. Glory to Pipakistan ✊

  • @mamodokod
    @mamodokod 5 місяців тому

    This is why i watch her, its like checking in on a science experiment, seeing how your hypothesis works out and to see how it either degrades, improves, or dies.

  • @ulrickts
    @ulrickts Рік тому +22

    Okay buying some Pippa merch so she can get teeth funds.

  • @CoachRoach555
    @CoachRoach555 Рік тому +19

    I love my unsanitary rabbit oshi

  • @morrakuroki237
    @morrakuroki237 Рік тому +2

    There are goblin-vtubers and then there're goblins who are vtubers

  • @fallouthirteen
    @fallouthirteen 11 місяців тому +1

    "We had a fly problem." Then she keeps talking and I'm like "gee I wonder why."

  • @zomgpeoplestolemname
    @zomgpeoplestolemname Рік тому +50

    The FullMold Alchemist

  • @archdesolus7220
    @archdesolus7220 Рік тому +4

    ive never brushed my teeth with so much despair

  • @Loot1377
    @Loot1377 Рік тому +56

    Okay Pippa... it's really time to sit Fish Man down
    and explain to him the value of offering his employees *Dental Insurance* 😁📝

    • @kevlarandchrome
      @kevlarandchrome Рік тому +8

      He probably does, do you really think any of these girls are reading the new hires packet from HR, no matter where they work?

    • @Loot1377
      @Loot1377 Рік тому +1

      @@kevlarandchrome No one said they weren't reading the hiring packets, buddy.

    • @KomboEzaliTe
      @KomboEzaliTe Рік тому

      Are you threatening the Sad Girls with can*dian healthcare?!

  • @ghostdog1521
    @ghostdog1521 Рік тому +25

    I watched Yuko piss into a cup yesterday yet this somehow sickened me more.

    • @MasahikoKohineko
      @MasahikoKohineko Рік тому +4

      Was that in one of her members-only streams?

    • @RezJor
      @RezJor Рік тому +19

      Yuko's got a messy room too but she's cute messy. Pippa is chernobyl fallout messy

    • @ghanaria7996
      @ghanaria7996 Рік тому +23

      Yuko has cute watery piss. Pippa’s piss would be a deep orange-ish brown that sizzles more than soda. Definitely not cute piss.

    • @TheDsLeet
      @TheDsLeet Рік тому +19

      ​@@ghanaria7996?????

    • @joeowensby3997
      @joeowensby3997 Рік тому +15

      @@ghanaria7996 Why? Just why?

  • @shishoka
    @shishoka Рік тому +39

    What offends me the most is that people like Pippa think my basic levels of cleanliness and organization means I have OCD.

  • @Sackrelije
    @Sackrelije Рік тому +34

    "Alchemist of Mold"...you know what Pippa can add that to her list of titles, I don't think anyone is gonna fight her on that 🍄🥤

  • @Nickowar
    @Nickowar Рік тому +8

    Im brushing as i watch this bros...

  • @Tunkkis
    @Tunkkis Рік тому +8

    How does she compulsively drink soda, yet never seems to ever actually finish a serving? I have so, so many times heard her talk about flat, unfinished cups or cans of soda.
    That's my oshi, folks.

  • @marvelous_jack5228
    @marvelous_jack5228 Рік тому +1

    what i got from this story is that pippa is the way she is because she’s full of mould from her childhood

  • @lowcusyellow
    @lowcusyellow Рік тому +14

    So pippa really is from the south

  • @ChudBoulder
    @ChudBoulder Рік тому +5

    The mold alchemist rabbit. She's a special one allright, but that's why we love her!

  • @inadvertanly86
    @inadvertanly86 Рік тому +23

    I can only imagine a cup in a room, slowly becoming the worlds s***tiest candle.

  • @Gebora
    @Gebora Рік тому +2

    ahh yes the dish walk of shame, for any additional dish past 4 add +4 shame points. 2 if its bowls

  • @KnifeChampion
    @KnifeChampion Рік тому +2

    Good news Pippa, if you lose few more front teeth
    you can get sold on the dark web way easier

  • @UnsoberIdiot
    @UnsoberIdiot Рік тому +16

    ..jesus christ. The more I hear about her living conditions, the better I feel about my own bad habits.

  • @UNSC-Saratoga
    @UNSC-Saratoga Рік тому +4

    I should show my mom these clips so she should realize my room growing was never as bad as she liked to pretend it was.

  • @owlsayssouth
    @owlsayssouth Рік тому +3

    I have realized that pippa is my spirit animal.
    I should really clean my room.

  • @tsubasaplayer16
    @tsubasaplayer16 Рік тому +9

    absolute gremlin, this woman

  • @nooneatall1830
    @nooneatall1830 Рік тому +1

    Grandpa Nurgle's granddaughter, truly

  • @radicalcentrist2674
    @radicalcentrist2674 Рік тому

    "I can fix her"
    No, no you can't. There's no fixing this...

  • @TheLipardi
    @TheLipardi Рік тому +14

    This was a masterpiece of a stream. I'm glad I got to experience it.

  • @Deadgye
    @Deadgye Рік тому +1

    Dear lord I wouldn't be surprised if Pippa was the one who posted the infamous drain flies thread on 4chan.

  • @Deesar_
    @Deesar_ Рік тому +3

    She drinks water now

  • @kentuckyace1068
    @kentuckyace1068 Рік тому +14

    Explains why sleepy got laid up for a week

  • @wokedog1799
    @wokedog1799 Рік тому +1

    This is activating my gag reflex

  • @komiks42
    @komiks42 5 місяців тому

    The most clean Nurgle wirshiper

  • @bubbathon
    @bubbathon Рік тому +50

    How the fuck has she lived this long? 😂😂😂

    • @shishoka
      @shishoka Рік тому +29

      Spite.

    • @ghostdog1521
      @ghostdog1521 Рік тому +20

      Remember the world’s dirtiest man lived to 94 and only died after he was forced to bathe.

  • @d112cons
    @d112cons Рік тому +2

    Is this just an elaborate psi-op to build familiarity what might be 80% of her viewers? "Ackshwualleee, she's just like me!" (Scratches ass through underwear).

  • @RidleyUwO
    @RidleyUwO Рік тому +2

    Pippa...

  • @silvermushroom-gamifyevery6430

    If you’ve watched this, it is time to get off the internet, for it is no longer fun.
    Also for the big noodle’s sake, clean your damn room!

  • @jeremiahfix5529
    @jeremiahfix5529 Рік тому +17

    OH PIPPA 😭, you rock those missing teeth like it doesn’t even matter.

  • @ReconCrusader
    @ReconCrusader Рік тому

    Pippa is a great example of why you should have less sugar and brush your teeth

  • @Delta5x7
    @Delta5x7 Рік тому +5

    I gotta thank Pippa for giving me the inspiration to abandon soda and shift to tea, juice and water

  • @kokonut5
    @kokonut5 Рік тому +9

    Lisp++ blessed 🙏

  • @perry1the2turtle3
    @perry1the2turtle3 Рік тому +4

    Pippa is that "Girl that stinks good" meme

  • @Zombiewood503
    @Zombiewood503 Рік тому +3

    I wish Pippa wasn’t so relatable to me lol

  • @AdrianCruz_
    @AdrianCruz_ Рік тому +6

    She drank soda artistically

  • @jjg5193
    @jjg5193 Рік тому

    "Aggressively drank soda"

  • @slowpnir
    @slowpnir Рік тому +2

    _Soundtrack changes to Metallica_
    Pippa, the Alchemist of Mold
    [===================================================================]

  • @lembarkii8669
    @lembarkii8669 Рік тому +5

    pipper

  • @ruileite2634
    @ruileite2634 Рік тому +1

    I... i can't fix this...

  • @nullbubble791
    @nullbubble791 Рік тому

    Pippa's a good lesson to never do heroin

  • @kitanoken5987
    @kitanoken5987 Рік тому +1

    She had the two liter in her room. Why did she not just drink out of the two liter bottle. Why is she like this? How does she live like this? Someone help her, please.

  • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
    @0neDoomedSpaceMarine Рік тому +1

    Based Tabasco enjoyer.

  • @JPooger
    @JPooger Рік тому

    Leaving gaps or such will cause other types of problems, really should get some new teefs to fill the gaps

  • @Scudboy17
    @Scudboy17 Рік тому +6

    And you wonder why you have a fly problem...

  • @TheCorporateSerf
    @TheCorporateSerf Рік тому +1

    Pippa is literally me
    MISSING TEETH GANG

  • @Utsu-P_Enjoyer
    @Utsu-P_Enjoyer Рік тому

    thus girl needs intervention

  • @miyo_mizugi
    @miyo_mizugi Рік тому +3

    Pippa's making everyone drink hot tea from mason jars

  • @mcgee9777
    @mcgee9777 4 місяці тому

    Brother I used to drink pop the same way minus the holes in my teeth.

  • @datsneefa
    @datsneefa Рік тому +3

    pippa needs to go out on a date with chat

  • @spiritdetectivesteve4691
    @spiritdetectivesteve4691 Рік тому

    Not the Shasta cola!! 😨
    At least the Tiki Punch or the Root Beer lol

  • @Bookgod2420
    @Bookgod2420 Рік тому +7

    I think pippa is some kind of experiment and I want to ask how do they not notice 7 plates missing?

    • @ghanaria7996
      @ghanaria7996 Рік тому +4

      My sister does that and trust me, my family notices. The plates get moldy and have bugs on them. Why she doesnt just walk to the kitchen, i will never know. Some people are just rerarted.

  •  10 місяців тому

    I am starting to suspect that Pipa is actually 300lb+

  • @kurtissmith3513
    @kurtissmith3513 Рік тому

    Oh Pippa...

  • @mrminecraftcubeable
    @mrminecraftcubeable Рік тому

    It's okay, my grandpa is also missing 3 teeth

  • @kitkun7669
    @kitkun7669 Рік тому

    i thought i had an unhealthy lifestyle wtf

  • @zee-fr5kw
    @zee-fr5kw Рік тому +1

    Sometimes i wonder who im watching

  • @Yarky1
    @Yarky1 Рік тому

    If Tenma hears this, she dies

  • @khiled46
    @khiled46 Рік тому

    HOW IS MY SUMMERTOOTH GOBLIN BUNNER SO FUCKING CUTE?!

  • @RicePanda
    @RicePanda Рік тому

    Lego Batman Gif

  • @nish970137
    @nish970137 Рік тому

    The horror.

  • @duifr
    @duifr Рік тому

    my teeth hurt now

  • @venom2019
    @venom2019 Рік тому

    .....HOW IS SHE STILL ALIVE?!?

  • @timothychristie6994
    @timothychristie6994 Рік тому

    Pipagold

  • @wherethetatosat
    @wherethetatosat Рік тому

    I did the same thing with soda. In hindsight, it's such a weird thing to do unless you're anticipating a spill.

  • @Phreaksy
    @Phreaksy Рік тому

    Wow. Maybe she *is* perfect for Asmongold

  • @Airtroops83
    @Airtroops83 Рік тому

    I can fix her