I Launched This Idiot At Maximum Speeds
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- Опубліковано 19 жов 2021
- I Launched This Idiot At Maximum Speeds
I always have a lot more fun when I can launch things out of cannons. I just need to make more money so I can launch at even more ridiculous speeds.
Merch - df.store/
Game: play.google.com/store/apps/de... - Ігри
“I’m looking forward to buying nukes”
DangerousFunny-2021
Na it’s always FOR SCIENCE!!
so, ur supposed to hold ur finger in front/ahead of the turtle to give it more distance/momentum. believe me, it REALLY helps.
was hoping he realized that when he did that a couple times on accident...
Then again, it's DF. We don't come here for thinking, we come here for coffee and bad decisions.
It actually is supposed to be a steering mechanic
@@Banana8D910 it’s SUPPOSED to be, but holding forward does help quite a bit... played the hell outta this many years back on armor games lol
If you're on this channel for intelligent gaming moves, you're in the wrong channel.
@@slashen00 But here's the thing, DF plays stupidly on purpose... It increases comment interaction due to people giving advice and then the people responding to them or liking the comments, it all increases video interaction which in turn makes the Algorithm (caps required) promote the video.
Tips: upgrading the jet pack helps more than you'd think, the soda just sucks because its the first one; use your bullets when you've travelled roughly half your height back downwards to always gain more than you've lost, aim the jetpack by dragging the mouse (I'm assuming he makes these with an emulator, its a mobile game so touch and drag) and aim them slightly forward not just up (drag is a thing, so straight up is less helpful than forward and up to gain speed too), and the alien requires you to tap (click?) rapidly to keep the bar filled which will make them carry you MUCH further and then launch you. Otherwise, just upgrade everything, the faster you go the more stuff you'll hit
Really good tips. I almost beat the game with everything bought a while back, but everything is such a grind, especially in the end game. So I sort of stopped and I also don’t really play mobile games anymore.
I was thinking this about aming jetpak i reburft ones btw
Addon: Rebirthing is a MASSIVE boost. You get better items, higher spawn rates for specials and less drag.
@@Jon-rv9oh wait why is every flash game I played at 14 now a mobile game with micro transactions
That was the longest sentence I've ever seen... maybe...edit it next time? Have some breaks? Lol
Despite how much I love this guys videos sometimes it kills me that he doesn’t notice certain things. Like the ufo when you should tap also when he picks up extra ammo
This was my favorite childhood game. It's nice to see people still play it
OMG a kid? Did you turn out okay?
sameee
@@jellycheese3309 well i watched happy three friends when i was still a kid🤣
@@jellycheese3309 Did children that watched Ren and Stimpy or Cow and Chicken turn out okay? The kids aren't alright!
@@jellycheese3309 I turned out great! I'm a chemist with anger issues now, but I didn't kill anyone yet :D
I like how Stardew Valley musics play while he's murdering a man in a terrible way.
Oh! The game Gonzossm made! God I remember playing this. Just a lot of fun over all. Also you can launch higher if you shoot when you’ve dropped far. This comment was made when I started the video
He made a mobile version a few years ago
I paused to bring up the history of Dad and his Chainsaw at the beginning. Someone CARED when they did this remake.
This channel truly is "Dangerously Funny" that being said, yo voice mad calming bro
Bruh why are you everywhere this is the third video I’ve seen you on today alone
Always
Festive
Same
@@tinnitusintensifies 1) your name, 2) your pfp 😂😂
yay..it's always fun watching DF in a math exam
Yyyyaaaaayyyyyt
@@aaronsonger5582 huh?
I don’t get it
I don't know what it is about this guy but the way he talks just makes me laugh and explains things just it's funny and that's what draws me back to his channel every time
loveing the soothing SDV music and the pure chaos of launching turtles combo
0:28 That's Dad from Chainsaw the Children. You got bonuses for juggling kids on Dad's chainsaw. Someone remembered where they came from when they updated Toss the Turtle to the more modern era. My blackened heart is weeping tears of blood over this little nod towards my Newgrounds Home.
He also starred in Dad n' Me, another wonderful and classic game from Dan.
Watching him use the UFO correctly the first time, then never again, hurt my soul
The breath that the turtle takes after each launch is hilarious💀💀💀. It's so relieved to have survived another launch
16:16 "It would be good to know the altitude so I can time my shots"
Me *looks at the giant up arrow nexts to the shotgun* : I know right it would be such a useful feature...
Watching what I played years ago with DF’s calming voice + my stardew valley troll song I set on my farm = perfect
I remember grinding this in high school during class. I was sad when I unlocked everything and went past space
What’s it called
@@doctor_jose4207 Toss The Turtle. It was a flash game on Newgrounds.
@@cfilorvyls457 this is the mobile game remaster
@@doctor_jose4207 toss the turtle 2
Yes! So happy you're playing this one. Now I would just like an episode of the OG kitten cannon, the game that inspired all of these games. At least to my knowledge.
Kitty cannon, man the time I spent on that game!
Nanaca Crash beats Kitten Cannon by a few months, but that one does not have any upgrades. Still a fun game!
Kitten Cannon lmao we old as fuck
love the art styles on this game, especially the guns
DF videos always make my days better watching them
I live for your videos, I’ve been busy with work lately but cramming in videos during the little free time I have is everything 😭😭
DF you need to click as fast as possible when you're in the ufo, the longer you click the longer you stay in the ufo as it speeds up
Or an autoclicker
DF is terrible at figuring things that go past kindergarten level of intelligence so please don't expect him to understand such complex mechanics as "clicking".
@@LordDragox412 huh, most people can't speak as fluently as him with kindergarten level of knowledge, he must be a prodigy
I'm so glad that you are playing this game. The longer you fall before you shoot your guy but before you hit the ground, the faster and higher your guy will go, so try to time your shot just before your guy hits the ground. The best angle for launch is 45degrees. Your chest bomb will save you from spike deaths, will also go off if your guy stops moving forward. Your rockets give you lateral speed best used right after something launches you or shooting your guy at speed. Anything that sets you on fire add lateral speed and you will not die from balloon spikes while on fire. You can have more than one nuke at a time, ( yes you can have 100 nukes) nukes also work like bullets, setting one off right before you hit the ground at speed will give you an insane boost.
FYI, my record is over 5 billion meters, let's see if you can come close.
we need more of this game, i love seeing you play these types of games. They're pretty addictive
This unlocked forgotten memories, holy hell
Holy Newgrounds. I was literally thinking of this game the other day. The golden gun always sent them flying.
"they dont bounce like this in real life so probably dont try it" probably...
The perfect game for Michael Reeves.
how
A or d, left arrow right arrow, finger ahead or behind. Depending on what you're playing on. You can control the turtle to slow down or speed up to make yourself hit more stuff and cover more distance. Get those nukes super fast
Wish he knew you can hold the right top side to speed up the turtle
A few tips for you DF :
- Try shooting when you're as low as possible. You'll always get your height back and gain some.
- For the arrow type canons, just hold back as much as possible. You can't miss your characters anyway.
- Try upgrading the canon, then the mine and then the gun.
- Avoid automatic weapons (SMG, Assault Rifle). They have much more bullets but have much less impact. At best you'll be able to hold your height for a second. Single shot weapons (Hand Canons, Shotguns etc.) will provide much better results.
- If you drag your character forward, you'll gain a bit more speed, which could mean more distance.
- Small tip, on the shop screen, taping the bills on the left side of the vendor give you 1 coin. You can repeat that up to 20 coins. You can then leave and go back on the screen to get 20 more coins.
I love this game, it's one of my childhood games and I could play it for hours.
Him calling the goomba a peanut man is peak DF
Yo I remember this game man has the classics
I haven't seen someone play this game in years. I actually completed the game with all achievement not too long ago, great gaame
1- always hold the top right to infulence your movement more efficiently
2- Height usually give you decent speed so it's more important to go high than to go fast
3- Jetpacks are way more effective when you are in an upward movement (support your momentum)
4- Eventually you'll be able to stay in the air indefinitely (my battery always dies before I beat my high score)
DF finally spilled his super power: "I have nothing but time."
i remember playing this game man i miss it thank you for reminding me about this game
Damn, DF - you really hitting us in the nostalgia.
Df always finds the perfect games.
You can hold down on screen to change the trajectory and speed of your turtle mid air while you hit things. Love your content dude!
Eyyyy I actually play this game! Glad to see DF playing it.
"Shooting animals out of a connon is a good thing in my eyes"
You need help DF
Especially when your doing midterms in calculus
It is so much fun watching you play this game please play it more 🙏😘😳
One thing to keep in mind, DF... DON'T detonate the chest bomb yourself. It'll automatically explode if you hit something spiky that would otherwise end your run OR if you come to a stop on the ground without hitting spikes. It's a good way to counter at least one spike set.
Keep it going! You can unlock the shopkeeper to launch!
“I just wanna spear three things with my massive rod” Dangerously funny 2021
Great video, I loved every second of it.
ya
Ummmm you haven't...started it yet
Yo I love ur vids please keep it up!!
Oh no. DF found Super Toss the Turtle. This is the best game for his personality XD
Edit: When shooting the turtle (or what ever), if you time it before him hitting the ground (usually coming from a high height and around
Ring the bell in the shop for a dandy easter egg, also click the money on the counter.
1.always hold the direction of the turtle, gives u a lotta speed and air time
2. I always use the Bomb first to get height of launch and then go into jet pack as the jet pack gives you the most speed and then it’s just a case of timing the shots to carry the momentum. If you are like 200m in height and you drop below 100 and then shoot, you get an extra big boost from the shot.
I just love this Deadly Promenition soundtrack in the background ^^
Lol I love these videos they are so funny
I could listen to his voice while i am sleeping it is so calming lol
I love his speech when the nuke is gone
Everyone don’t forget there is a Df discord server hidden in some of his old vids happy hunting
TELL ME
Got that Tobuscus vibe from the art style. Anyway, I look forward to DF launching turtles from cannons
Love how df's words syncs up with the lipsing of the shopkeeper 😂
Hey Df please continue this series I love this game so much I'm still trying to get the last items In it
To get the best out of the nuke is when you are slowing down. It's basically to get you moving faster again. The best use of it is when you feel you are about to stop using the nuke too early can become a waste. Hitting any spikes or anything that stops you completely after using the nuke will just make you feel like you wasted your money and a good nuke. Yet play it however you want.
PokerusFreak gave a lot of great tips and here is some more from me. Once you are over 200 in height if you shot him while under 100 you get $300 for each successful shot. That little pile of money next to the guy at the shop gives you $1 when you click it up to a max of $20 and you can do it again once you’ve shot an idiot out of a cannon. The combo that I always use is the super cape(you haven’t gotten it yet), then the jet pack, then the chest bomb.
He do be flyin
I love how often you upload
there is a funny and useful glitch once you get hit by Goku. If you pause at the right time during the third punch for some reason the background continues to move as you didn't pause, letting it play out for a bit or as long as you want will just launch you super far
Hey dude, I got my first job today and I'm super excited! Hope you're doing well.
I love this game! But in the game you have ammo pick-ups so keep a eye out to you ammo because sometimes you pick ammo back up
I found this especially satisfying simply cause I used to have a terrible manager named Roberto
If you shoot your guy less than 10 meters off the ground, it'll double your hight. It ensures every shot counts and it'll launch you into space quicker if you do it multiple times in a row. I always try to go for less than 100 meters because I'd rather not bounce and lose all of my momentum.
It is more beneficial to just touch the screen and guide the guy with one hand and shoot with the other. That is if you're playing on a phone or tablet. It doesn't actually allow you to move your dude around the screen and avoid stuff but it'll just keep propelling him forward.
I usually shoot at a 45 degree angle, gives best of both worlds for high and distance.
Roberto looks like a cross between Uncle Stan from Gravity Falls and Bert from Sesame Street.
Am I the only one who notices the Stardew Valley music in the background?
Its so calming, so out of character with the game he's playing.
I was waiting for him to find this game!
I was on cornhub but what can I do when DF posted 30s ago?? I have to see it!
this feels like kitty cannon all over again
Remember playing this for hours.
Michael Reeves would love this game. 🤣
"Turtles don't bounce this high in real life"
...DF ... What are you doing in your spare time?
Hey DF, the optimal launching angle for distance is, as a rule of thumb, 45°.
For DF, it's "any angle" because he only follows the rule of dumb.
@@LordDragox412 well, he did ask what was the right angle, so I replied, but I was expecting a "ok, but how much is that?"
Woooooooo yea baby that’s what I’m talking about 10/10 love all the content
Its always a bad sign whenever DF says "I think I'm gonna like this game"
Ayyee..... this the game that I've been played about 2 / 3 years ago.
Shoutout to Gonzosm
Tip screen: shoot the character on the way down for more speed
Df literally 3 seconds later: I wonder when the right time to shoot this guy is
For the alien you just need to tap as fast as you can to keep the bar up so you’ll get carried further
Damn this man really just said Yeet.
That art style seems really familiar
I would love to see you play whack the nerd
GonzoSSM need to se this !
Shoot when you fall very low, don't just use it as you begin to drop, the greater distance dropped the greater distance climbed
Let's go DF content before bed
Pure pain when he doesnt realize that he picked up extra bullets and dont use them
With the jetpack you can turn the turtle to aim it you should try to use it at the start of the launch and for the chest bombs you should use them as your falling plus the further you fall the higher you go back up.
This turtle better get paid a lot for being the best turtle he can be 😢
This game is perfect for someone like you so you should fully do this series plz like so he can potentially see
That “hubba hubba” made me burst out laughing
I understand this more than my Biology class right now XD
I used to love this game
Love Df and all but geez it would help if he’d pay attention just a bit more it legit says on the top of the screen his altitude and distance wonderful video though
If you shoot him as he falls, the closer to the ground he is when you shoot him, the more upward momentum it gives him.
It also applies to bombs and nukes
In the UFO you need to click the fast you click the more time and speed you gain
Daily dose of DF's voice is here