To help the quarantine I bought 50 steam games for 4.99 on Ebay

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  • To help the quarantine I bought 50 steam games for 4.99 on Ebay. Who knew it could make it worse
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    Libby Kamen
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    Maeve
    MagicalFlyingFox
    MagnificentMaja
    Maiken Lian
    Mama Nico
    Marco Zijlmans
    Margaret Ransdell-Green
    Matt Brennan
    Meagan Childs
    Megan Ballou
    Megan Ridpath
    Meowsanthropy
    Michael Beall
    Michael Bednar
    Michael Jenkins
    Michael Raetzel
    Mikail Afzali
    miles per hour
    Mina Cheyenne
    Miranda Wolfe
    Misery
    MissPengywin
    misterbob
    Mitchell Stevenson
    Mnemosyne
    Momina Erdosy
    monsieurDAG
    Moriah Allestad
    MortalityMyAss
    Mr.Q
    MrNerdWalker
    Myuuchu Mewchu
    Nadia Ruotolo
    Natalia Merrills
    Nathan
    Necia Navine
    Neil Murray
    Niall Carson
    Nicoa-Jane Henfrey
    Niels Benecke
    Nikkie Paulk
    Noctaea
    Not Me
    Nuggelutt
    Obscurelex
    Olesya Baisley
    Olivia Peebles
    orange turquoise
    Paige phillips
    Paintingfoxes
    palimdrone
    Pedrothegeneral
    Pfosten Bob
    Philipp Wagner
    Pia Salter
    Prochlasta
    Property
    Pylades Drunk
    Rachel Cook
    ragnar300
    Raymond Benjamins
    Renee Lassen
    Riceal - ReisBayer
    Rikz Dehli
    Robin Lindström
    Rowan Aldridge
    Rowanoake
    Ryn
    Ryu Takeru
    Sabriel
    Sam Albon
    Samantha Lambert
    Sami Kuutti
    Sara Skelton
    Sarah Nicholson
    Sarah Tyler
    Sarge
    SaturoAnni
    Scarlet Siren
    Seigoru
    Sen Chen
    Severium (Shea Mackintosh) aka sevybevy
    Shane Amanda
    shane mclernon
    Shane Murphy
    Shannon Emily Stewart
    shelley floryd
    Sheri Gruver
    Simon Hanna
    Skeleboneboi
    smartichoke
    Spiegelspejder
    Stephanie Jenkins
    Stephanie Robinson
    SweetVodka420
    Sydney Stamford
    Tadhg
    TerriL96 .
    Terry_Wrist
    The Duck With a Mic
    The Uwe
    TheDjinn30
    Thomas Cave
    Thomas Marshall
    Thorstein Rysjedal
    Tim
    Timber
    Timothy Grassi
    Timothy Varney
    Tomasz Chmielewski
    Torso Evans
    Trinemaus
    Tristan Kyle Moore
    Tyon
    ughitstanja
    V. Tikbalang
    Veronika
    VeryTori
    Victor
    Victoria Papagni
    Warringstar
    Weston Forester
    WhoopsieDaisy
    Wren Cheryl
    Yvette Jellyman
    Ábrahám Zsolt
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  • @influencerzwerg
    @influencerzwerg 4 роки тому +7257

    Imagine checking your voice mail and some confused Irish dude just says "Yes. Thank you" and hangs up.

    • @GooseEnthused
      @GooseEnthused 4 роки тому +256

      In a different language no less

    • @derdurstbursch
      @derdurstbursch 4 роки тому +250

      @@GooseEnthused even though all germans would understand that

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 роки тому +33

      @@derdurstbursch It's a different language. You can't understand it if you don't speak it.

    • @derdurstbursch
      @derdurstbursch 4 роки тому +175

      @@fuzzyotterpaws4395 bruh

    • @barreBensin
      @barreBensin 4 роки тому +75

      @@fuzzyotterpaws4395 bruh

  • @assassinning5340
    @assassinning5340 4 роки тому +5198

    Kevin: "Why do none of these games have instructions??"
    Also Kevin: "I am *NOT* reading that"

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 роки тому +34

      I see he's channeling his inner Aaron.
      *Outstanding move.*

    • @spicybeantofu
      @spicybeantofu 4 роки тому +16

      @@IamaPERSON Did you mean Arin? Lol

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 роки тому +6

      @@spicybeantofu yep, wasn't sure if I got it right

    • @lovemurphy1931
      @lovemurphy1931 4 роки тому

      he has to see this lol

    • @VeryTori
      @VeryTori 4 роки тому +1

      It’s the thought that counts, you know?

  • @almiwuuu
    @almiwuuu 4 роки тому +3861

    German Translation:
    "There is no one available at the moment, leave a message after the beep."

  • @niccox5043
    @niccox5043 4 роки тому +4831

    It's funny how he says he's in quarantine yet we all know he doesn't leave the house anyway

  • @daisy-jameswest6150
    @daisy-jameswest6150 4 роки тому +4063

    Kevin- "I wouldn't wish this music on my worst enemy"
    Also Kevin- *plays the music at the end for all of his subscribers*

    • @limecyanizer4394
      @limecyanizer4394 4 роки тому +157

      We're not his worst enemy.

    • @anxiousmess1787
      @anxiousmess1787 4 роки тому +68

      At least that proves we’re not his worst enemies.

    • @CryHeroCZ
      @CryHeroCZ 4 роки тому +2

      Any link to that? Or is it just for that game and no memes included? :D

    • @thegreaterg8r148
      @thegreaterg8r148 4 роки тому +8

      @johnnys141 join r/turg

    • @ClellBiggs
      @ClellBiggs 4 роки тому +14

      It's that damn Past Kevin. Always screwing things up.

  • @unorevers7160
    @unorevers7160 4 роки тому +3535

    The german said:
    "Zur Zeit ist niemand erreichbar, Sie können nach dem Signalton eine Nachricht hinterlassen"
    you're welcome

    • @ghostofthemountain5497
      @ghostofthemountain5497 4 роки тому +103

      Du solltest es übersesetzen XD

    • @DLBBAM
      @DLBBAM 4 роки тому +556

      And unwittingly he followed the instructions perfectly

    • @IamshinyCM
      @IamshinyCM 4 роки тому +15

      Thank you!!

    • @_Cetarial
      @_Cetarial 4 роки тому +52

      Yes, but what does it translate to? 🤨

    • @lina_in.a.trenchcoat4813
      @lina_in.a.trenchcoat4813 4 роки тому +441

      @@_Cetarial "currently no one is available, you can leave a message after the peep" :)

  • @joostinostan
    @joostinostan 4 роки тому +1764

    imagine being on kevins friends list and constantly seeing his status pop up in the bottom right hand corner with every new game he played.

    • @yaboiknightfall8012
      @yaboiknightfall8012 3 роки тому +52

      @@Riley_HawkinsOSRS who tickled your pickle incorrectly?

    • @Riley_HawkinsOSRS
      @Riley_HawkinsOSRS 3 роки тому +4

      @@yaboiknightfall8012 your mom.

    • @ryokiritani4187
      @ryokiritani4187 3 роки тому +33

      @@Riley_HawkinsOSRS this fool lmao

    • @Riley_HawkinsOSRS
      @Riley_HawkinsOSRS 3 роки тому +18

      @@ryokiritani4187 damn I was high as fuck

    • @Izzybelled
      @Izzybelled 2 роки тому +35

      Don't do drugs, or you'll end up like A Half Way Crook

  • @thornfalk
    @thornfalk 4 роки тому +519

    "TWO WORLDS MUST BE A GOOD GAME"
    no one tell him the speedrun is 2 minutes and all you do is make the final boss aggro the starting villagers

    • @aladontheinternet6363
      @aladontheinternet6363 4 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @HumanPerson_final
      @HumanPerson_final 4 роки тому +55

      Look, I know Two Worlds is a janky mess of a game and there’s a million things wrong with it, but I personally love it.

    • @misspopcoin2204
      @misspopcoin2204 4 роки тому +32

      & there are some people out there who genuinely like two worlds. The game promised to be better than oblivion, but it just wasn't.

    • @Fenrigalo
      @Fenrigalo 4 роки тому +9

      @@HumanPerson_final I loved both Two Worlds Games
      They were so much fun to play
      But tricking the games was fun too

    • @TheDsRequiem
      @TheDsRequiem 4 роки тому +8

      @@misspopcoin2204 I genuinely loved two worlds. I sucked at it but it was fun and I didnt know much better at the time

  • @finno5827
    @finno5827 4 роки тому +5310

    Kevin: Is completely scammed and just gets shitty games
    Also Kevin when there's a duplicate key: Im Pissed!

  • @NiaJustNia
    @NiaJustNia 4 роки тому +3300

    "Leave a message after the peep"
    Kevin: "Yes."

    • @idkdude1373
      @idkdude1373 4 роки тому +1

      NiaJustNia 🤣

    • @thebrad1134
      @thebrad1134 4 роки тому +1

      2:10

    • @SpectrumOCE
      @SpectrumOCE 4 роки тому +9

      Don't you mean beep?

    • @HelloSadness101
      @HelloSadness101 4 роки тому +10

      Peep? Peep?! PEEP?!
      What in the sanctity of all life on Earth are you talking about?

    • @NiaJustNia
      @NiaJustNia 4 роки тому +18

      @@HelloSadness101 Theirs sounds more like a peep than a beep

  • @dahabaufnacken960
    @dahabaufnacken960 4 роки тому +222

    That german voice was just telling the ancient legend of fresh dumbledore.
    He is back from the underground, back for more.

    • @Igel69
      @Igel69 4 роки тому +27

      I heard he raps better than the dark lord

    • @dahabaufnacken960
      @dahabaufnacken960 4 роки тому +21

      @@Igel69 he reps here and there too

    • @leabussing1024
      @leabussing1024 4 роки тому +27

      I would have never expected such a reference here lmao

    • @kartoffell6134
      @kartoffell6134 3 роки тому +7

      Awwwww :D

  • @guyvanarsdall7686
    @guyvanarsdall7686 4 роки тому +54

    Kevin learned a valuable lesson, never buy game codes from Jim Pickens!

  • @chikenloveswomen
    @chikenloveswomen 4 роки тому +2828

    "Aw this game is amazing,"
    *1 second later*
    "I hate it."

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 роки тому +27

      Alternatively: thanks, I hate it

    • @ryanchungus8972
      @ryanchungus8972 4 роки тому +8

      Haha, that's what he said. I will laugh now

    • @LisaD478
      @LisaD478 4 роки тому +2

      I add "Thanks, I hate it" to everything I do in general

    • @zeusz3237
      @zeusz3237 4 роки тому +1

      Almost every video, besides Sims, and PS 2s.

    • @APoliticalConfusionAndMess
      @APoliticalConfusionAndMess 4 роки тому +1

      @@ryanchungus8972 Please GKYS.

  • @josephikrakowskiwithflextape
    @josephikrakowskiwithflextape 4 роки тому +1457

    So, the german answering machine said: "At the moment nobody is available, please leave a message after the beep."
    Now. I want you to imagine that person/company checking their answering machine and all they hear is a really, really confused "yes?... okay thanks."

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 3 роки тому +6

      I dunno if I trust someone that sell krak 😮😏

    • @diegomoran1923
      @diegomoran1923 3 роки тому +24

      Does it say "Zurzeit ist niemand erreichbar. Die können nachdem der nachton eine nachricht hinterlassen"?
      I'm learning german and would really appreciate it if you could let me know if I actually heard that correctly, thanks :)

    • @wren3753
      @wren3753 3 роки тому +32

      @@diegomoran1923 Zur Zeit ist niemand erreichber. Sie können nach dem Signalton eine Nachricht hinterlassen.

    • @diegomoran1923
      @diegomoran1923 3 роки тому +19

      @@wren3753 Actually that makes way more sense, but I still hear "Die" instead of "Sie"
      But Danke :)

    • @novemberblake9505
      @novemberblake9505 3 роки тому +11

      @@diegomoran1923 the quality is a bit bad, I hear die, too and I’m German lol

  • @flying_horse
    @flying_horse 3 роки тому +21

    I am 95% sure that these are games made for a hackathon
    The circle one certainly was.
    And also the cube beam one

  • @samanatu4123
    @samanatu4123 4 роки тому +401

    “This game actually looks cool!”
    Kevin if only you knew the harsh reality of Two Worlds...

    • @noaimnoskillnokill3947
      @noaimnoskillnokill3947 4 роки тому +78

      Well I actually enjoy two worlds. Because it was one of my first RPGs and I sucked at it but I somehow enjoy playing it sometimes.
      But I'm pretty alone with that opinion. Only the friend who gave it to me was really into it. There was even online mode (I am pretty sure it's down now). My friend was so good at it (because he basically played nothing else for a whole year that he instantly got recognized on the server when he logged in again after over a year not starting it 😅)

    • @samanatu4123
      @samanatu4123 4 роки тому +17

      noAIMnoSKILLnoKILL I getchu man. That’s good that you made the most of it

    • @ReflectionIndustries
      @ReflectionIndustries 4 роки тому +23

      Chris Hansen it was my favorite RPG with Oblivion, playing it today is like trying to paint a portrait with a rock though, pointless, boring, annoying, and hard.

    • @bitchypossum4143
      @bitchypossum4143 4 роки тому +8

      Chris Hansen can you do a mukbang collab with Doctor Phil?

    • @samanatu4123
      @samanatu4123 4 роки тому +4

      Kayla Wiler hell yeah

  • @argilrienlothlorien4764
    @argilrienlothlorien4764 4 роки тому +1355

    German phone call answering machine: "This phone number is currently unavailable, leave a message after the beep signal"

  • @sepiasmith5065
    @sepiasmith5065 4 роки тому +1353

    "Why do none of these games have instructions???"
    A game gives him instructions.
    "No I'm not reading that"
    Never change, Kevin.

  • @kimberlyh.7797
    @kimberlyh.7797 4 роки тому +178

    Kevin: Why don’t none of those games have instructions??
    Also Kevin: I‘m not reading this

    • @seeeb4208
      @seeeb4208 4 роки тому

      Copied comment

    • @kimberlyh.7797
      @kimberlyh.7797 4 роки тому +2

      seeeb 420 umm sorry but actually not 😁 it’s literally a QUOTE. Something he actually SAID in the video

    • @kimberlyh.7797
      @kimberlyh.7797 4 роки тому +1

      Ok just saw the comment you meant. Like I said, it’s the same because it’s a quote that happens to be funny to more than one person ;)

  • @Nigarj
    @Nigarj 3 роки тому +16

    Start of video: "We are in quarantine still"
    Kevin, you got a big storm coming.

  • @knightwo7042
    @knightwo7042 4 роки тому +540

    2:17
    "nobody is available at the moment. You can leave a message after the beep"
    This was actually terrifiying to hear the first time as a german

    • @itsyuks
      @itsyuks 4 роки тому +25

      lmao same ich war noch nie so verwirrt wie jetzt haha

    • @tamisalami2.082
      @tamisalami2.082 4 роки тому +9

      Endlich Deutsche! Hallo

    • @thehemperor3967
      @thehemperor3967 4 роки тому +9

      I was so confused to hear it, didn't expect that at all

    • @tatututuuu3515
      @tatututuuu3515 4 роки тому +34

      My brain was on english mode and suddenly I hear german I just can't handle that as well XD

    • @NN-cv2ri
      @NN-cv2ri 4 роки тому +5

      @@tamisalami2.082 Hallo lieber Mitdeutscher.

  • @bruceluiz
    @bruceluiz 4 роки тому +3070

    "Im technically paid to play these games and even so I dont wanna"
    And thats why UA-cam pays you, Kevin. *TO SUFFER* for our own amusement, which is nice of you

    • @gabrielpineirogarcia2078
      @gabrielpineirogarcia2078 4 роки тому +28

      I love democracy.
      The colosseum amuses us

    • @e.corellius4495
      @e.corellius4495 4 роки тому +6

      lol, youtube doesnt pay anyone. only patreon and personal merch stores pay youtubers nowadays

    • @bruceluiz
      @bruceluiz 4 роки тому +2

      @@e.corellius4495 I mean figuratively

    • @MrJaySoN777
      @MrJaySoN777 4 роки тому +3

      Very bold of you to assume youtube pays him

    • @eso104
      @eso104 4 роки тому

      It's fake

  • @bokehintheussr5033
    @bokehintheussr5033 4 роки тому +14

    That "Road of Danger" game legit reminds me of how to reach the beach from a cheap hotel I stayed at in Greece.

  • @emilymerrill1212
    @emilymerrill1212 4 роки тому +6

    7:00 "why am i gunning down helpless civilians???" wow. never thought I'd hear Kevin complain about that, quarantine changed you bro

  • @a.o.8527
    @a.o.8527 4 роки тому +1414

    Good thing idle breakout wasn’t on that list, he would’ve never gotten to anything else on the list

    • @carlyoung8723
      @carlyoung8723 4 роки тому +46

      Why did I upvote this? I don't even know what idle breakout is....

    • @krieglord573
      @krieglord573 4 роки тому +37

      Carl Young how DARE YOU

    • @noahsternbeck6654
      @noahsternbeck6654 4 роки тому +8

      Oh no the cool maths game video was torture 😂

    • @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470
      @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 4 роки тому +7

      @@carlyoung8723 Heretic

    • @Reubenn
      @Reubenn 4 роки тому +2

      @@carlyoung8723 same

  • @alinap9009
    @alinap9009 4 роки тому +409

    Really interested in finding out which German family is gonna be real damn confused after getting a random English message containing absolutely no context aside from "Yes" and "Thank you"

    • @truewickedkittenASMR
      @truewickedkittenASMR 4 роки тому +23

      No unfortunately it's a servicenumber usually used by telemarketers... if you understand german. Es is ne 0800 Nummer. Dont know what the English counterpart is.

    • @brennanmerritt9878
      @brennanmerritt9878 4 роки тому +9

      Wicked Kitten it would be a 1-800 number here

    • @alinap9009
      @alinap9009 4 роки тому +7

      @@truewickedkittenASMRHab ich für ein paar Sekunden vergessen das Telemarketing existiert? Vielleicht. Ignorance is bliss i guess.

  • @jakobledoux2599
    @jakobledoux2599 4 роки тому +4

    Kevin stumbled on solid fucking gold with that Two Worlds II key. I call for a full playthrough

  • @aguythatyoudontknow3594
    @aguythatyoudontknow3594 4 роки тому +7

    My favorite part of the video was looking at all of Kevin's steam games and reminiscing about old episodes

  • @chrieschie8326
    @chrieschie8326 4 роки тому +557

    ah i'm german my time has come
    it was just the answering machine
    it said: Nobody is available at the current moment. You can leave a message after the tone. beep

    • @wetlettuce4768
      @wetlettuce4768 4 роки тому +69

      Thankyou I could understand parts of it but couldn't translate that beep at the end.

    • @vivimonthequeen6992
      @vivimonthequeen6992 4 роки тому +3

      That's exactly what I was thinking! Thanks fellow German

    • @shayfeehan
      @shayfeehan 4 роки тому +7

      omg just imagining someone having that voicemail on their phone is so funny

    • @chrieschie8326
      @chrieschie8326 4 роки тому +3

      @@wetlettuce4768 in German beep is called Piep
      you are welcome

    • @freddybumm7212
      @freddybumm7212 4 роки тому +15

      Deutsche Community be like: habe ich hier etwas Deutsches gehört ?

  • @rjthehalfbloodedeldrich2242
    @rjthehalfbloodedeldrich2242 4 роки тому +671

    Kevin: "I wouldnt wish this music on my worst enemy"
    Also Kevin: *proceeds to make it his outro music*

    • @HalfwayAerial
      @HalfwayAerial 4 роки тому

      I would upvote but its at 420... nice

    • @mr.broski4849
      @mr.broski4849 4 роки тому

      Payton Harrell when youre so used to reddit you call it an upvote.
      Edit: which i respect

    • @CMK-BigFoot-1420
      @CMK-BigFoot-1420 4 роки тому +1

      Anyone know the song name?

    • @madelinebell5046
      @madelinebell5046 4 роки тому +1

      I'm pretty sure that music plays on loop in Hell. All day, every day.

    • @CMK-BigFoot-1420
      @CMK-BigFoot-1420 4 роки тому +1

      @@madelinebell5046 awww, I was hoping this would play on loop at maximum volume: ua-cam.com/video/AblBhjx4dJo/v-deo.html

  • @Nightweaver1
    @Nightweaver1 2 роки тому +8

    This is the video that convinced me that making interactive entertainment is FAR harder than I thought it was.

  • @isaacliebowitz4725
    @isaacliebowitz4725 3 роки тому +66

    I just feel bad for the download time he had to spend on this

  • @McMaizer
    @McMaizer 4 роки тому +993

    The german said: "At the moment noone is aviable, please try again later"

    • @newlenahs6251
      @newlenahs6251 4 роки тому +28

      I was about to translate it as well😁😅

    • @davidh5956
      @davidh5956 4 роки тому +16

      Me as well 😂

    • @McMaizer
      @McMaizer 4 роки тому +58

      @@newlenahs6251 I was looking at the comments before if someone already did, sorry that I took the translation away from you, wasnt very turg from me

    • @tjarkov
      @tjarkov 4 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @Sharky..
      @Sharky.. 4 роки тому +29

      Mac Maizer It also said to leave a message after the BEEP

  • @randomgamer1798
    @randomgamer1798 4 роки тому +354

    He spends a second on a game it feels like me playing a mobile game.

    • @noiz1762
      @noiz1762 4 роки тому +3

      Cuz they're bad games

    • @classroomdweller9620
      @classroomdweller9620 4 роки тому

      All of my classmates have no taste in games all they play is Mobile Legends and Cod mobile

  • @S1RD2
    @S1RD2 4 роки тому +8

    I like the second game, I love it when games constantly tell me i'm bad, and a failure, its a beautiful life lesson that we cant all be winners

  • @pommedeterre3195
    @pommedeterre3195 3 роки тому +50

    kevin in april: we're *STILL* in lockdown >:(
    me in august, still in lockdown: ...

  • @marshidden4352
    @marshidden4352 4 роки тому +1092

    Person on phone: *Speaking german*
    Confused Kevin: “...yes?”

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 роки тому +10

      Actually, I don't speak German.
      Nien, I actually do know a little.

    • @userunknown4739
      @userunknown4739 4 роки тому +37

      @@IamaPERSON nein 😬

    • @hikariyumi9441
      @hikariyumi9441 4 роки тому +24

      Believe me, if I would get connected to an answering machine while trying to activate a game.. I would be confused too eventhough I speak german xD

    • @saltysalat8823
      @saltysalat8823 4 роки тому +39

      I speak German and got confused, because I wasn't expecting that

    • @rockercaterrorencountered4924
      @rockercaterrorencountered4924 4 роки тому +5

      I speak a decent amount of German, but my main language is English so I have to be prepared to switch to understanding German. I was not expecting it.

  • @gperrin9050
    @gperrin9050 4 роки тому +546

    Kevin's like "why am I running over innocent civilians?" like he wouldn't be doing that anyway if he had any other choice.

  • @ArborParva
    @ArborParva 4 роки тому +134

    игра: НАЧАТЬ
    Кевин: хапихапьхбтп

  • @gundamgunpla4685
    @gundamgunpla4685 3 роки тому +3

    You REALLY should have read the description and intro to the game at 5:18. AMAZING story lmfao, especially what his father says to him as a spirit.

  • @Cherryxarts
    @Cherryxarts 4 роки тому +373

    2:24 That was German, it basically said "the person you are trying to reach is not available right now, to leave a message, speak after the beep"

    • @blankness8
      @blankness8 4 роки тому +123

      Wait, so someone's going to get a voicemail of Kevin saying "...yes?" This is even better than I thought lol

    • @derdriver820
      @derdriver820 4 роки тому +6

      You forgot the beep (du hast den piepton vergessen)

    • @naegito
      @naegito 4 роки тому +18

      And now we all can remember the moment, when Kevin read the German text on the box of his baby, and all Germans died laughing :D

    • @puppypasta4965
      @puppypasta4965 4 роки тому +3

      "Yes. Okay thanks."

    • @sophiehelena6737
      @sophiehelena6737 4 роки тому +1

      @@naegito more like in shock & disbelief bc it rlly wasnt bad

  • @phremg535
    @phremg535 4 роки тому +153

    Kevin: * gets scammed *
    Also Kevin: quality.

  • @LolrusGaming
    @LolrusGaming 4 роки тому +7

    I legitimately love two worlds despite how cheesy it is and how many bugs are in it 😂

  • @SasukeUchihaOfTheSound
    @SasukeUchihaOfTheSound 4 роки тому +9

    "Sie können eine Nachricht hinterlassen"
    (You can leave a message)
    Kevin"...Yes"

  • @TheSwisssoldier
    @TheSwisssoldier 4 роки тому +203

    2:15 It's an answering machine: Roughly translated it means something like this:
    "At the moment nobody is reachable. Please leave a message after the acoustic signal. Thanks and let Jim Pickens know that we love him even in Switzerland! We are willing to pay the ransom for our beloved cows. "

    • @janoycresva1930
      @janoycresva1930 4 роки тому +39

      You forgot to add the part where the answering machine said it will spank Kevin if he ever leaves the island

    • @themightysalamence9870
      @themightysalamence9870 4 роки тому +1

      @@janoycresva1930 He also forgot the part where it says, "Haha, English man can't use German language."

  • @westminsterabbey.6916
    @westminsterabbey.6916 4 роки тому +248

    Why do I feel like that frog music is Turg’s theme tune he takes with him everywhere he goes.

  • @gunnersmith23
    @gunnersmith23 4 роки тому +7

    Two worlds is one of my favorite games of all time. The game is so hilariously bad is a lot of ways but extremely fun in others. Great times. Hope you put time into it.

  • @windowsxp0
    @windowsxp0 4 роки тому +8

    "Leave a messages after the Signal tone"
    Kevin: *Yes*

  • @duck-ss6pt
    @duck-ss6pt 4 роки тому +227

    im kind of scared about kevin in quarantine i mean he's already crazy enough and quarantine madness on top of that-

    • @mischiefthedegenerateratto7464
      @mischiefthedegenerateratto7464 4 роки тому +4

      As a fellow Irish person I can wholeheartedly tell you he was completely sane before the quarantine

    • @fragmina729
      @fragmina729 4 роки тому +2

      You would heard the crazyness today when about 20000 or more people lost their internet in Sweden.

    • @mischiefthedegenerateratto7464
      @mischiefthedegenerateratto7464 4 роки тому +2

      @@fragmina729 jesus the poor bastards

    • @Krallesmusic
      @Krallesmusic 4 роки тому

      i was unsure if he had even heard about it, i think he will be fine
      problably just same shit

    • @marioman1242
      @marioman1242 4 роки тому

      Kevin never went outside in the first place. He'll be fine.

  • @dannystirling5458
    @dannystirling5458 4 роки тому +677

    Two games in a row that kevin can't kill people?
    Quarantine is doing weird things to people...

    • @MaiaMirabell
      @MaiaMirabell 4 роки тому +5

      And three of the last four.
      Who IS this dude and what has he done to our Keeeviiinnnn?

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 роки тому +2

      @@MaiaMirabell WHY is he

    • @Emma-if9bf
      @Emma-if9bf 4 роки тому +2

      @@IamaPERSON HOW is he?

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 роки тому

      @@Emma-if9bf WHEN is he?

    • @alpharedhed4446
      @alpharedhed4446 4 роки тому +2

      @@IamaPERSON WHERE is he

  • @jackboyman01
    @jackboyman01 4 роки тому +4

    The german said:
    "Zur Zeit ist niemand erreichbar, Sie können nach dem Signalton eine Nachricht hinterlassen."
    Eglish:
    "No one is availible to talk, you can leave a maasage after the beep."

  • @cheesychappers
    @cheesychappers 4 роки тому +6

    Kevin: "Why am I gunning down innocent civilians?!"
    Didn't think Kevin needed a reason.

  • @justrobin8155
    @justrobin8155 4 роки тому +260

    Two Worlds has a gem hidden in that jank. Actually, the gem *is* the jank; that game goes beyond description. The acting is The Room levels of bad and ties it all together.

    • @Xarestrill
      @Xarestrill 4 роки тому +2

      Which Two Worlds game was it? I couldn't quite make it out.

    • @nnytk2199
      @nnytk2199 4 роки тому +5

      @@FatfighterXD1 I was gonna say the name he was given was 2the sequel and I was wondering where the really sexy Orc lady was, and the magic cards, literal magic cards, which was why two worlds 2 was so neat you could make it rain anvils from the sky in a fire tornado! Well the only good part of number 2 was the magic system

    • @nnytk2199
      @nnytk2199 4 роки тому +3

      @Minwon Jang yep, that is two worlds 1, two worlds 2 seemed to be going for a piratey theme in parts, but also introduced the amazing spell system, well in concept you can look up combos people have made on here, but two worlds 2 also had an orc assassin lady who, don't judge me, was really hot for an orc

    • @noaimnoskillnokill3947
      @noaimnoskillnokill3947 4 роки тому

      @@nnytk2199 the biggest issue I have with the first one is that you actually have to use your intividual magic abilities a lot to make them effective and there's nothing that tells you that...

    • @nnytk2199
      @nnytk2199 4 роки тому

      @@noaimnoskillnokill3947 so like real life! Which actually doesn't translate well into speech because when you use blood magic you're innately gifted with apparently, it drains your entire essence and makes you just so fucking tired. But you decide in your tired state you will jump once more unto the breach, in your words (mine) and you keep doing it over and over and over again, even going so far as to cut yourself to fuel your own magic because when you ingest your own blood in becomes a cycle which fuels more.... point being i'm not good at typing and fuck me this is bad, just the world on fire, literally hahaha in that one case, and now you have to pick up the pieces. it'll be fine im sure.

  • @oumashu8390
    @oumashu8390 4 роки тому +1012

    kevin: "says literally anything"
    The comments: "literally anything he said"

    • @ashleyen1
      @ashleyen1 4 роки тому +6

      Ouma Shu literally

    • @oumashu8390
      @oumashu8390 4 роки тому +12

      @@ashleyen1 yes that one

    • @draco5991rep
      @draco5991rep 4 роки тому +16

      Yeah because funny and memes and stuff. Making an actual comment about the video and what you liked is so 2014

    • @venuspm4261
      @venuspm4261 4 роки тому +13

      turg

    • @imnotcreative2534
      @imnotcreative2534 4 роки тому +8

      I think it’s a good way to show support for what he’s saying or what people liked from the video. It’s an easy way to say keep doing what you’re doing.

  • @gamegal1238
    @gamegal1238 4 роки тому +22

    I just have to say, that during these hard times we've all been going through, your videos have really been helping to keep me laughing and continuously putting a smile on my face. I've been going through your old videos as well, watching all the Jim Pickens videos, and recently I'm watching the GTA V RP videos which have caused me to laugh with tears coming out of my eyes. So thank you for the laughs, and thank you for putting out content daily. 😁

    • @holle.h.4570
      @holle.h.4570 4 роки тому +1

      Watch the Surgeon Simulator ones...
      Thank me later.

  • @Just_J0shing
    @Just_J0shing 4 роки тому +5

    "The only winning move is not to play". Literally my life's resolution 😂

  • @user-Mikky
    @user-Mikky 4 роки тому +112

    Just that poor company in Germany that may have some type of voice message that will have just Kevin saying 'yes' and then hanging up.😂

  • @emmasnyder2154
    @emmasnyder2154 4 роки тому +548

    "I assume they're top-tier games"
    Kevin, assumptions have gotten you where you are today. I'm not quite sure if that is good or bad.

    • @mamabear9646
      @mamabear9646 4 роки тому +20

      Assuming he can walk across the street

    • @berpipo
      @berpipo 4 роки тому +14

      That and that one car, you know the one.

  • @cationicgolf385
    @cationicgolf385 4 роки тому +4

    “This will only give me minor flashbacks” I came to this video right after your Draw my Life, I’m crying

  • @thickgru7986
    @thickgru7986 4 роки тому +1

    why do I sit here, watch this video and continuously talk to my screen acting like you can hear me lmao

  • @eliemarx9629
    @eliemarx9629 4 роки тому +283

    When that German message played i needed a few seconds to realize that thats weird coz Kevin lives in Ireland😂

    • @roach931
      @roach931 4 роки тому +12

      And is 100% Irish

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi 4 роки тому +2

      Ya german?

    • @badHannibalecter
      @badHannibalecter 4 роки тому +12

      Me, too, I somehow just took it as natural :D

    • @Luminores
      @Luminores 4 роки тому +4

      I did not expect to suddenly hear something in german

    • @myhandsdealaciddamage3189
      @myhandsdealaciddamage3189 4 роки тому +3

      Well yeah, Ireland! The German Speaking Capital(?)!

  • @samwisegamgee1243
    @samwisegamgee1243 4 роки тому +75

    Circle Ball sounds like the next successor to Idle Breakout

  • @yanfei7782
    @yanfei7782 4 роки тому +4

    10:14
    I thought he said no one pees unless forced to and I was about to find a way to like the video multiple times.

  • @Aldodragon
    @Aldodragon 9 місяців тому

    2:29 that was hilarious lol not understanding what they were saying and he was just like “yes” lol I love it

  • @jasonsmith8802
    @jasonsmith8802 4 роки тому +92

    11:23 Those villagers are the reason why this game's speedrun takes about two minutes.
    I'm not kidding.

    • @jasonsmith8802
      @jasonsmith8802 4 роки тому +1

      @@daraygona7058 Two Worlds. Watch the 2016 AGDQ run of it.

    • @hahafunnyman-on5rq
      @hahafunnyman-on5rq 4 роки тому +1

      It looks like Oblivion but bad

    • @haistavittu69420
      @haistavittu69420 4 роки тому +2

      @@hahafunnyman-on5rq it is oblivion im pretty sure the song in the background is from oblivion

    • @snuupie9224
      @snuupie9224 4 роки тому

      @@hahafunnyman-on5rq Thats exactly what it is hahahahahah

    • @Madmonkeman
      @Madmonkeman 2 роки тому +1

      @@hahafunnyman-on5rq I heard that the developers of Two Worlds said their game was better than Oblivion

  • @Sercil00
    @Sercil00 4 роки тому +15

    11:07 - If I'm not mistaken, this guy is actually the final boss of the game. Theoretically, you can kill him right here (minutes into the game), but he's ultra powerful...
    11:16 - You can lure him into this town and have him accidentally attack the villagers. They'll kill him. The villagers that Kevin attacked for no reason can easily kill the final boss.

  • @lesfrog649
    @lesfrog649 3 роки тому +3

    1:05
    Why do I keep replying that lmao

  • @MaisBube
    @MaisBube 4 роки тому +1

    Fellow German here :D
    "Leider ist zur Zeit ist niemand erreichbar. Bitte versuchen Sie es später wieder"
    means
    "Unfortunatly no one's at home. Please try again later"

  • @bethdavis5858
    @bethdavis5858 4 роки тому +57

    “NONE OF THESE GAMES HAVE INSTRUCTIONS” two mins later “I am not fecking reading that”

  • @amaliah725
    @amaliah725 4 роки тому +176

    No one:
    The frog game song: woooOOOOOO bah bah bababah bah bah

    • @likeicare2309
      @likeicare2309 4 роки тому +12

      I really liked the music actually

    • @sneakysnake7695
      @sneakysnake7695 4 роки тому +2

      What are you even supposed to do in that game?

    • @mrrriarty
      @mrrriarty 4 роки тому +9

      it's actually "kva kva", that's what the frog says in russian

    • @mrpewpew123
      @mrpewpew123 4 роки тому +3

      @@likeicare2309 couldn't find it on youtube but messerfurfraumuller.bandcamp.com/track/intro xD

    • @amaliah725
      @amaliah725 4 роки тому +1

      @@mrrriarty ohhhh that makes a lot of sense, I didn't know that

  • @n3r3sh77
    @n3r3sh77 4 роки тому +11

    Nobody:
    Ква edition:
    Ква ква! Ква ква ква!

  • @strayo
    @strayo 4 роки тому +52

    Kevin reading "начать" = schlatt reading "медведь"

    • @strayo
      @strayo 4 роки тому +2

      1:10

    • @Iva_lu
      @Iva_lu 4 роки тому +1

      Lol no he does not, he says „hadihadat“ sthm like that, and what does „schlatt“ even mean? That is not how начать is pronounced. Я не понимаю

    • @strayo
      @strayo 4 роки тому +2

      @@Iva_lu
      ua-cam.com/channels/2mP7il3YV7TxM_3m6U0bwA.html
      Он играл в cities skylines на русском и прочитал "медведь" как "мибиб"

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 роки тому +2

      What?

    • @Iva_lu
      @Iva_lu 4 роки тому

      @@strayo not having my kyrillic keyboard right now but oh okay hahah that's funny hahahaha

  • @jeremiahlindley402
    @jeremiahlindley402 4 роки тому +107

    When you watch so much of Kevin that Jim Pickens shows up in your dreams

    • @romanminaster5180
      @romanminaster5180 4 роки тому +19

      When you watch so much of Kevin that you wake up in Jim's basement

    • @milesd3147
      @milesd3147 4 роки тому +5

      when you watch so much of kevin that you become jim pickens

    • @startedllama8238
      @startedllama8238 4 роки тому +3

      Oh good it’s normal

    • @justjam0138
      @justjam0138 4 роки тому +3

      @@startedllama8238 It's not normal, it's the side effects of being in a cult.

    • @MaiaMirabell
      @MaiaMirabell 4 роки тому +2

      I found Kevin two years ago now. One year and 50 weeks ago my spoken English got a hint of Irish Accent(tm) to it.... XD XD XD

  • @Kakorrhaphiophobe
    @Kakorrhaphiophobe 4 роки тому +212

    Kevin: **Obvious Panic** Why am I gunning down innocent civilians?!
    Also Kevin in the Sims 4: **Kills every Townie in Brindleton Bay so that the only household left is a dog**

    • @glonk1535
      @glonk1535 4 роки тому +6

      Predators feel themselves confused on the unexplored grounds

  • @lucbrink-morrison5593
    @lucbrink-morrison5593 4 роки тому +5

    3:35 “why do none of these games have instructions?”
    Says Kevin, who is pretty much always lost cuz he *never* reads the instructions!, lol 😂

  • @luisprado7107
    @luisprado7107 4 роки тому +1

    7:43 the boat had me dead

  • @tylersanders2388
    @tylersanders2388 4 роки тому +92

    Kevin: why don’t these games have instructions?
    Two games later: *has instructions *
    Kevin: I’m not reading this

  • @annroad1965
    @annroad1965 4 роки тому +85

    it was so weird too see russian language in a second game
    and then Kevin's perfect pronunciation is just👌

    • @taismoke
      @taismoke 4 роки тому +5

      ХАКИЯХИКАТА

    • @krstglsm
      @krstglsm 4 роки тому

      Do you know what it says?

    • @djmindcrasher
      @djmindcrasher 4 роки тому +5

      @@krstglsm "begin"

  • @sehzzy
    @sehzzy 4 роки тому +4

    "we're gonna end it there"... Poor Kevin, we can get through quarantine

  • @coolsmile8414
    @coolsmile8414 4 роки тому +3

    Lmao I like how he put Oblivion music over Two Worlds. Those games were actually competing back in the day

  • @WhiteScorpio2
    @WhiteScorpio2 4 роки тому +70

    Ква-ква-ква, ква-ква, ква-ква-ква-ква!

  • @himanchywatchesvideos7826
    @himanchywatchesvideos7826 4 роки тому +25

    I love how you can feel the energy drain from Kevin as the video goes on

  • @swordseye2
    @swordseye2 4 роки тому +3

    "I've been looking for you for months" "yeah sorry about that I got stuck on a rock" LOL

  • @Vladflame
    @Vladflame 4 роки тому

    OMFG! I haven't laughed so hard at you saying yes to the answer machine. Thank you! I needed that. I have subbed based on that alone.

  • @kayhaven4710
    @kayhaven4710 4 роки тому +35

    Kevin: “I think there is no way to win this game. I think the only way to win is not move. Click!”
    I’m pretty sure Kevin just described the game of Life for everyone.

  • @isaacsutton6480
    @isaacsutton6480 4 роки тому +87

    Kevin:“I think I’m winning.”
    Not even a second into the game-
    Kevin:”What?? How did I lose?!”

  • @panic8085
    @panic8085 4 роки тому +2

    Am I going crazy or is that Arnold Schwarzenegger at 10:00....

  • @charlys2584
    @charlys2584 4 роки тому +4

    Oh my god I died laughing when you left "yes" on an answering machine 😂

  • @Fawstah
    @Fawstah 4 роки тому +27

    "why am I gunning down helpless civilians?" Since when does Kevin need a reason?

  • @e-unit1579
    @e-unit1579 4 роки тому +95

    Normal People: WE NEED TOILET PAPER!!!
    Kevin: you fools

    • @juusoyliruusi4885
      @juusoyliruusi4885 4 роки тому +5

      People who hoard toilet paper are definitely not normal

  • @mwjgcreeves4984
    @mwjgcreeves4984 4 роки тому +3

    4:30 Missed opportunity for "A BEAN!!" lol

    • @Timothy1395
      @Timothy1395 4 роки тому +1

      He said beam though not bean.

    • @mwjgcreeves4984
      @mwjgcreeves4984 4 роки тому

      @@Timothy1395 yeah, but that would've been even better

  • @sleepwalkersqueen2420
    @sleepwalkersqueen2420 4 роки тому

    YEAHY!!! FINALLY I CAN OUT ME AS A GERMAN, the voice said: "Right now, no one is reachable, please leave your message after the signal" *crying happily in my lederhosen*

  • @cocoforcabana3056
    @cocoforcabana3056 4 роки тому +80

    Kevin has The Wolf Among Us in his favorites...there's still hope for a continuation of the series

  • @ehidnicus
    @ehidnicus 4 роки тому +8

    Kevin trying to read word начать ("start" in russian) is the best sound ever somehow💜

  • @-LamiaSage-
    @-LamiaSage- 4 роки тому +5

    Omg the random German killed me xD
    The translation:
    "At the moment there is noone available. You can leave a message after the tone."
    Not very exciting :D

  • @MissBethanieS
    @MissBethanieS 4 роки тому

    This video has really reminded me of your Ouya video that you did! I loved that video and it's honestly one of my favourites so to see a video like it again, is pretty fricken cool!! :)

  • @pescadotejano9275
    @pescadotejano9275 4 роки тому +29

    Bro! You absolutely NEED to buy that songs license. The one from Frogy Boi! That song embodies your character in this channel. Then when people use clips from your show! Bam! Instant money in your pocket!

  • @mjkpa1838
    @mjkpa1838 4 роки тому +19

    Kevin: Oh I THINK IM WINNING
    Also Kevin: loses literally one second later 🥺

  • @nightydays
    @nightydays 4 роки тому +2

    A modern rendition of the timeless classic "Action 52"

  • @aciad1703
    @aciad1703 4 роки тому +2

    That last one is famous for being able to kill the final boss immediately me thinks