The description says that this is a stinky Twitch vod, but I don't think it is. I think it's actually a bespoke UA-cam video. He's really keeping us on our toes
we’re balatro guys! we all want, deep down, for NL to get down to one hand on a boss blind, realize he is about to lose the run in the middle of his banter, and look directly into the camera and scream in terror. like a few times like macaulay culkin in home alone. just get insane with it, maybe throw his headphones off in fear and start running around like a maniac in pure terror at the thought of losing on ante 5 because he made a minor mistake. we all want this. we’re balatro guys.
when nl immediately snapped up the eternal ride the bus i threw up. when he sold the holo business card, i ate my vomit to have something to throw up again.
Did it bother anyone else that he never moved his fortune teller in front of baseball card? Would that not make his base mult that gets multiplied by his mult multer bigger?
When he took the bus I wanted to scream ngl. Why does he do that to himself, it's always slapped him in the face, and it was eternal. Agh. Lmao he lost because of it.
Guys I have 3 questions: 1) Is Tomo his wife, or his daughter? Why is he constantly saying hi Tomo? 2) Who is Andrew and why does he talk about Andrew this much? Something like a secret lover? But his partner can also watch the stream... 3) Why does he like dipping stuff in Mona Lisa's chili oil? Particularly what is special about Mona Lisa's chili oil in this context? Does Canada have a chili oil brand called Mona Lisa? If so then why? Da Vinci had expertise on many things but cooking like a master chef
No, Leafs fans do not deserve sympathy. They do not afford anyone else the same. They are cocky SOBs until they get dumped out of the first round AGAIN. OOOOOOH you made the SECOND round! Congrats on achieving your ultimate goal! The rest of the league tends to have a goal of winning the Cup.
You know it’s an undercover UA-cam exclusive vid when NL’s joker order is suboptimal and there aren’t 10,000 chatters correcting it.
Also when he talks about a tweet that he discussed in a stream video posted like five days ago 🤣
You know it's a youtube video because he didn't make a witch joke in this one
Of course we mess up the joke’s sequencing, we’re Balatro guys
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@@JLedSnap (@JLedSnap)
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Balatro guys, mess up the joke order of course we do
Joker sequence so bad the game had to step in and re-order it on the boss blind 30:03
Not putting Fortune Teller on the left was like a training weight artificially nerfing the entire run.
Every hand he played and was getting fairly low scores and couldn't figure out why physically hurt me
I felt like I was going insane. Where were the type A chatters? This was their time to shine, man
It was bait, he WON
The description says that this is a stinky Twitch vod, but I don't think it is. I think it's actually a bespoke UA-cam video. He's really keeping us on our toes
Much like the man himself.
we’re balatro guys! we all want, deep down, for NL to get down to one hand on a boss blind, realize he is about to lose the run in the middle of his banter, and look directly into the camera and scream in terror. like a few times like macaulay culkin in home alone. just get insane with it, maybe throw his headphones off in fear and start running around like a maniac in pure terror at the thought of losing on ante 5 because he made a minor mistake.
we all want this. we’re balatro guys.
Okay, but I unironically DO want to see that now? It goes entirely against his usual personality and energy, but by god, I would never forget it.
banger comment, person I don't know
21:41 when I’m a Roman deity and I’m trying to get some colorful aquatic mammals to hook up with my friends
genuinely burst out laughing at 6:16
Holographic joker dipped in mama liz’s throwing oil
It’s a UA-cam exclusive Northernlion Balatro video, of course the jokers are in an inexplicable order
Hey! Cut him some slack.
He is still on his 400-first hours of gameplay :(
its like he accidentally got to ante 10. I literally have no idea how it happened, it was so painful to watch
The Boss Blind buffing his run because his sequence is bad is why we love Balatro
The boss blind was a Type Null chatter- It didn’t backseat, it stepped in to correct that shit itself.
15:04 me getting home after paying 10,000 usd for a full dvd set of north americas favorite family sitcom
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24:19 when I'm a young artist on the Titanic and I'm trying to convince Kate Winslet to break up with her fiance Billy Zane
21:41 me when an elite army team is deciding which planet to nuke
22:29 Me when the flight attendant passes out the snack halfway through the flight
Bro has Constellation, Astronomer and 50$ but doesn't re-roll in shops to fish for Planets.
We’re balatro guys, of course we type, “we’re balatro guys” on every balatro video.
We're balatro guys, of course we type "we're balatro guys, of course we type "we're balatro guys" on every balatro video" on every balatro video.
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11:21 When I’m late to setting up the party and family starts to arrive:
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I think this might be a beautiful new youtube video disguised as a stinky twitch VOD
22:20 losing my mind at bad joker sequencing
First runs theme "if you got something great look for something better"
4:36 when you have to hire a double for a nerfgun commercial
when nl immediately snapped up the eternal ride the bus i threw up. when he sold the holo business card, i ate my vomit to have something to throw up again.
25:52 Tiffney Cambridge describing her relationship during the VH1 reality television series "Marrying The Game"
We're baltaro guys, of course we mix movie metaphors.
First gold stake win on yellow deck yesterday! I’m going for the gold on the OG red deck next.
25:18 stone would've been so good
my worst mistake was buying this game because of NL because now watching him play it makes my bones rot and my muscles atrophy in real time
"let's commit to clubs" he says, as he hanged mans a club
we're balatro guys, of course we comment before NL even starts the run
My joker moment is seeing NL wonder why his score is so low while positioning fortune teller ahead of baseball card
Watching baseball be in front of fortune teller hurt my soul
I respect the Madness thumbnail bait !
2:15 insulting seance then plays a round where you could've had a straigh flush with clubs. Thats balatro
I feel if your forced into just pairs having the stone cards really help
We're Northernlion guys, of course we're Balatro guys.
Nice Pulp reference with the title.
NL really went Jamie Lee Curtis mode here.
of Balatro course guys are we
9:54 he discards a straight
Did it bother anyone else that he never moved his fortune teller in front of baseball card? Would that not make his base mult that gets multiplied by his mult multer bigger?
Baseball applies mult in the uncommon cards order but he still had it in the wrong spot. Fortune being first would have made his score way higher
He should have moved his baseball card in front of all his uncommons
@@radarhead82 not how baseball works
@@radarhead82 Baseball card's location is irrelevant. It adds an effect to Uncommon jokers, and does nothing itself unless it has holo/foil/polychrome
10/10 Balatro vid title
NL moments after saying he's going to ruin the run
When he took the bus I wanted to scream ngl. Why does he do that to himself, it's always slapped him in the face, and it was eternal. Agh. Lmao he lost because of it.
love nl to death but this second run turned me into the number 1 type A chatter
Balatro
that first loss was so deserved
We're balatro guys, of course we don't even play balatro, but just backseat at NLs gameplay.
Gonna start counting the amount of times he doesn't take obelisk until he takes it.
Current count: 1
Equivalent xmult in game: 1.2x
This is the kind of insane energy I come down to the comments for
There will never be a break in this, it is always the correct play to not take this joker, unless it is free so you can sell it
@@ArtariusAurelius WRONG! It's xmult so it's good
Thrown under the bus.
we're balatro guys, of course qe completely ignore chips and act like we have no idea why our score is low
no idea why he sold business card. it was just giving him an extra 10 mult
no, it was ruining ride the bus
Moua Dib
We're balatro, guys.
Of course we sleep every flush
balatro
Getting excited for an NL drop only to see its more Balatro 😵💫
POGGERS
30:00 Is that a bug? Seems like cheating if you can just grab one right after hitting select
Our boy is still in Japan right?
I wish i could ban NL from Green Joker and Ride the Bus.
hi tomo
i cannot afford to be a balatro guy anymore due to the constant type 2 chatter interference.
Type A chatters skip this one, you wont make it till the end.
the tarot placement is killing me but i must persevere
My man putting disrespect on Obelisk
we’re
Of
To
balatro
gu y s
why does he spend all his money on rerolls
bro sleeps on obelisk
r/redpill be like :
Guys I have 3 questions:
1) Is Tomo his wife, or his daughter? Why is he constantly saying hi Tomo?
2) Who is Andrew and why does he talk about Andrew this much? Something like a secret lover? But his partner can also watch the stream...
3) Why does he like dipping stuff in Mona Lisa's chili oil? Particularly what is special about Mona Lisa's chili oil in this context? Does Canada have a chili oil brand called Mona Lisa? If so then why? Da Vinci had expertise on many things but cooking like a master chef
This is the funniest comment I’ve ever come across
Can't tell if this is joking
wtf am I watching? Is his daughter playing while he commentates?
he just wont fucking move baseball joker like 6 fucking round im clicking off the video goodbye
No, Leafs fans do not deserve sympathy. They do not afford anyone else the same. They are cocky SOBs until they get dumped out of the first round AGAIN. OOOOOOH you made the SECOND round! Congrats on achieving your ultimate goal! The rest of the league tends to have a goal of winning the Cup.