Dreams do come true (Balatro)
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- Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
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9 mins in, bro’s balatro brain was in fact not coming back online
20:53 as much as I wanna make fun of him for not realizing he has Chicot, this happens to me too
dude always calls out localthunk for odds except when he hits on 4 straight wheel cards
The wheel has 100% success chance for those of pure heart who believe
As long as you close your eyes and say "I do believe in fairies," the wheel will hit every time
He was due
nice burner, Localthunk
50:26 me trying to reassure Nosferatu size doesn't matter after he finds out Dracula is an ex
+2
+2
Chicot + Eternal Jimbo setup is unhinged
An Eternal Rental Trading Card...oh brother.
I thank green joker every day for stopping the onslaught of boring campfire runs. The suspense of when his hubris becomes his downfall always hits the spot
NL worrying about a non-existent boss effect with Chicot in his roster is my final straw.
It's always about being Balatro guys... But what about the Balatro girls?
We're Balatro girls, of course every Jack is a Queen in waiting!
@@Bone1996 THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT!
I feel like "balatro guy" is gender neutral in execution (disclaimer: I'm a trans woman that typically hates being lumped in with "guys" but the joke format just clicks with me)
We're Balatro guys, of course we get tarot readings behind the Wendys
We're balatro guys of course we're 9 minutes in and we've already lost 3 runs
I don’t know why everyone hate Chicot.He’s nice,he can save your run by disable the wall,Violet vessel,Crisom heart,Amber acorn,……
Does NL know that a full house triggers spare trousers?
He is fully aware. Playing two pairs is less points => more hands => more scaling from trousers
@@sirthursday6159 but more scaling means more points which means less hands
More scaling = less scaling
Hands = Hands
@@Shiftarus Yes but blinds scale so if you maintain scaling within the scaling blinds you will have the opportunity to scale further
@@Shiftarusthat has to be a shit post,😂
He has a point
3:00 full house over heart flush there is wilddddd. ty for the int
Guys what did he fall off?? Is he ok?
He fell off the wall and all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put NL back together again
@@jake-wu2nq+2
@@jake-wu2nq You're just mad cause he's cracked
@@ladylad2763+2
@@ladylad2763+2
Local T. Hunk really knocked it outta the park with this one.
30:49 me when im medusa and an unsuspecting greek sailor wanders into my lair
38:32 me when i'm a truck driver looking for my next victim
hi tomo
12:46 Chicot the absolute GOAT
Cool little fact northennlion doubling chicot's effect either by duping or blueprint/brainstorm-ing it gives you an extra effect, as if the boss was giving you the negative it has, becomes positive and gives it to ya as a passive effect, now idk if changing it mid round disables that passive I will need the guys at the lab to check that shit out
Sets money to zero if playing pair becomes gain infinite money if playing a pair
Chicot can do that but not by brainstorm or blueprint. It has to be 2 actual chicots
me when i go to disney world
8:33 is THE MOST self inflicted loss from NL so far?
Well done man, slugging through gold is no small thing, I’m in the thick of it myself
36:51 mods on r/truerateme explaining why you were banned
A good return to form from last weeks shenanigans!
Me after dreaming about NL making another balatro video
Something something Fell off
Deprecate and depreciate are not the same thing
i think you should skip the first blind if it's a free polycrome joker, 1.5x mult at minimum for the rest of the game versus basically nothing on small blind, since you're broke anyways.
we're NL guys of course we watch Balatro over the weekend
I still don't understand balatro but i'm happy to be here
10:12 i think its actually a "hold r" angle
i’m begging him to say wicked web we weave instead of tangled
It took him like 20 minutes or something to realize that he has a boss blind disabling Joker....
Why didn’t he buy the +1 hand per round on his last run
does nl know you can play full house and still trigger the pants
Shorty what you think about that? Find me in the big Cadillac.
NL would rather pick up an eternal joker than pick up any joker with a tag that basically says "costs money"
He was due
Hiker nonbelievers are shaking in their seat after seeing a 70 chip 8
we're balatro guys. of course we're balatro guys
Not me when something incredible happens
One of these days NL is gonna buy a joker that only works with facecards while playing the deck with no facecards, intentionally just to fuck with the people who leave comments pointing out his mistakes every video. Just keep the joker for the entire video and never acknowledging that it doesnt do anything lmao.
We’re NL guys! Of course we watch the video as soon as it drops
We're balatro guys, of course we dont make weakness cards
25:50 if anyone wants to just watch the run that wins
eternal jimbo is so sigma
What does it mean when he says no weakness cards 31:46
Strength card make number go up but there’s not weakness card to make number go down
You're slipping Jimmy! And slipping Jimmy I can handle just fine, but slipping Jimmy with a law degree?
That's like a chimp with a machine gun!
Man is out here buying eternal basic joker. He’s so cooked
Gonna be honest, so used to seeing decroded Ls that a W surprised me
We're Marquee Moon guys, of course we pull our Cadillacs out of the graveyard.
+2 marquee moon reference
NL please. Pants does any hand that contains two pair, not only two pair. Play full houses. It lowers your chance a little to get another two pair with the same card, but the score trade off is so much safer
me when im in a "didnt watch the full video before commenting" competition and my opponent is type A viewer
He knows, he's purposefully getting less points per hand so he can buff spare trousers more
You aren’t talking directly to him man sorry to let you know
He is fully aware. Playing two pairs is less points => more hands => more scaling from trousers
Don't make snide comments about things you don't know about
Me in the hospital when John cena shows up
(1st comment “what do you mean showed?”)
I dont wanna win too fast, starts rambling not paying attention to what he’s doing, loses next round 🤣 happens every single video 🤡
One day he'll understand full house still upgrades trousers.
I used to think NL was so smart, but now that I know I'm better than him at Balatro I don't know what to think.