If you never saw it before, you wouldn’t believe it was real

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  • @andysalcedo3350
    @andysalcedo3350 2 роки тому +8374

    "If something is that small and that colorful, its probably because it doesn't need to hide" that is actually a GREAT way to explain it to children. Thanks man!

    • @John-dd8kh
      @John-dd8kh 2 роки тому +43

      Yet you still refuse to see intelligent design in creation.. because I take it that you too believe in evolution like the majority of the masses?

    • @twistedsouls3083
      @twistedsouls3083 2 роки тому +326

      I thought it just ment small things that are brightly colored are usually poisons and most species of animals recognize that so it doesn't need to hide. Seemed pretty straightforward to me.

    • @Ash.0000
      @Ash.0000 2 роки тому +124

      @@John-dd8kh how is it intelligent design if it was just animals surviving more often with certain traits than with other ones? If an animal lived longer and produced more offspring with bright colors than an animal with dull colors, then the dull colored animals will eventually die out slowly. No mystery there, just evolution. It’s already been observed by humans in both laboratories and in nature.

    • @CDM416
      @CDM416 2 роки тому +392

      @@John-dd8kh It's not a good habit to randomly assume things about people and throw serious subjects on them out of the blue. It was worded like you were looking for an argument. In addition there are some people that believe in intelligent design and evolution.

    • @miniaturejayhawk8702
      @miniaturejayhawk8702 2 роки тому +63

      @@John-dd8kh found the creationist
      Sorry but there is nothing intelligent about the design of anything. Things are the way they are because thats how they work the best in harmony. Its was all trial and error and especially in the animal kingdom it was a *long* process.

  • @millerbai
    @millerbai 2 роки тому +2907

    I'm a teacher and I'd like to thank you for educating young and old people in your charismatic and detailed way!
    The more people know about nature, the more inclined they are to protect it.
    Keep up the great work!

    •  2 роки тому +7

      I'm such a really good singer 🥰🔪 ua-cam.com/video/Lz5x6vFqFN0/v-deo.html

    • @savvivixen8490
      @savvivixen8490 2 роки тому +4

      ^.^!

    • @vegasrenie
      @vegasrenie 2 роки тому +45

      Or run from it!!

    • @Barabel22
      @Barabel22 2 роки тому +44

      @ Stop spamming your shite.🙄

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 2 роки тому +63

      You're a great teacher for encouraging positive, entertaining methods, even if they're unorthodox or unprofessional.
      We live in good times.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 роки тому +16405

    "But then I guess puberty hits them like Hiroshima"
    Damn he literally has no chill

    • @Medicbagg
      @Medicbagg 2 роки тому +335

      It made me have a stroke, it was so unexpected lol

    • @SlothOfTheSea
      @SlothOfTheSea 2 роки тому +248

      That was quite the shocking joke lol. Those goats are.. interesting though, so it’s fair I guess?

    • @komorebi3555
      @komorebi3555 2 роки тому +112

      @@SlothOfTheSea if you mean interesting as in "creepy and weird" then yeah i agree

    • @Medicbagg
      @Medicbagg 2 роки тому +157

      @@SlothOfTheSea the goats look like a ball sack with a face I'm not even gon lie

    • @ScotchOffTheRocks
      @ScotchOffTheRocks 2 роки тому +86

      @@Medicbagg For real I thought it was just a goat with a massive tumor on it's face

  • @thewanderingheathen
    @thewanderingheathen Рік тому +303

    Lived in Southern California for six years. Used to go on runs in Sycamore Canyon. There are mountain lions back there. The most terrifying sound I’ve heard in my life was a mountain lion scream. It’s louder than you realize and will instantly send chills down the spine of anyone who’s never heard it. I can only describe it as a combination of a high pitched growl and a human woman screaming in agony. After I heard it, I didn’t go running in the canyon. I later read that they are ambush predators that go for the back of the skull and it isn’t the one you see that will get you. It’s the one you don’t see, which in the canyon is all of them.

    • @jayburg0621
      @jayburg0621 Рік тому +20

      Real life "Hills Have Eyes" 😵

    • @WORLDWIDESOCAL9
      @WORLDWIDESOCAL9 9 місяців тому +2

      I ran in that canyon too luckily I haven't ran into one......that I saw.....

  • @viix3815
    @viix3815 2 роки тому +2338

    As babies they're adorable, as adults they could be in a freak show.

    • @DesirableSovereignty
      @DesirableSovereignty 2 роки тому +94

      dont even wanna fathom how they look as grandparents

    • @psyolytesaille
      @psyolytesaille 2 роки тому +50

      Adorable af as babies

    • @0ueddecillion718
      @0ueddecillion718 2 роки тому +4

      How Choppa bra was invented

    •  2 роки тому

      I'm such a really good singer 🥰🔪 ua-cam.com/video/Lz5x6vFqFN0/v-deo.html

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 2 роки тому +20

      They kind of look like an alien in a sci-fi movie or tv show thats old

  • @kentaromiurafanaccount5727
    @kentaromiurafanaccount5727 2 роки тому +2775

    This man just spits facts and jokes and nothing else in between. Respect 💯

    •  2 роки тому +2

      I'm such a really good singer 🥰🔪 ua-cam.com/video/Lz5x6vFqFN0/v-deo.html

    • @tvoovm7254
      @tvoovm7254 2 роки тому +8

      @ who cares? You're commenting the exact same thing in your comment feed.

    • @toads5200
      @toads5200 2 роки тому +5

      I swear he's been extra repetitive lately. I've heard some of these animal facts and jokes before on his older videos

    • @yanirasalka412
      @yanirasalka412 2 роки тому

      I LIKE YOU DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
      Gaze: "Amazed"
      Lips: "Sensual"
      Smile: "Sweeter"
      Body: "Colder"
      The first and last love
      Lots of love from the world
      I like your look
      You are very pretty
      You guys are too cute
      Makes me love you.
      Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

    • @michaeldavis6993
      @michaeldavis6993 2 роки тому +2

      At 0:00 I thought it was a small horse that only had it's snout left for it's head.

  • @user-rz7hg9my6h
    @user-rz7hg9my6h 2 роки тому +7493

    You, Tierzoo, Zefrank, and the honey badger narrator guy are the 4 horsemen of educational nature videos.

    • @raandomplayer8589
      @raandomplayer8589 2 роки тому +181

      Never heard of zefrank and honey badger gonna check them out.

    • @brianisme6498
      @brianisme6498 2 роки тому +152

      @@raandomplayer8589 zefrank is hilarious. If you don’t like crude humour however he may be to much.

    • @Coldwater-sw6me
      @Coldwater-sw6me 2 роки тому +47

      No zfrank? Blasphemy😳

    •  2 роки тому

      I'm such a really good singer 🥰🔪 ua-cam.com/video/Lz5x6vFqFN0/v-deo.html

    • @Coercioner
      @Coercioner 2 роки тому +31

      @ no you arent

  • @iDoit4LoLz
    @iDoit4LoLz Рік тому +256

    I had a fox screaming outside our house in the middle of the night for months after their mate had been hit by a car a few streets over (at least I assume that's why they were screaming after seeing the expired fox a few days after I first heard the screaming). It was incredibly sad once I realized, but also incredibly creepy because it sounds like a little girl screaming.

    • @biggestbeelstan
      @biggestbeelstan 11 місяців тому +19

      thats so depressing omg. also, i didnt know foxes could scream although i knew they could laugh??

    • @DragonTheOneDZA
      @DragonTheOneDZA 9 місяців тому +8

      ​@@biggestbeelstan no one knows what foxes say [insert that song here]

    • @fox.fie1d
      @fox.fie1d 4 місяці тому +4

      aww, the poor thing :( i hope the fox is ok now even though it’s been a year lol

    • @altsticksman1951
      @altsticksman1951 4 місяці тому +2

      This guy is a national treasure!

  • @okayilied
    @okayilied 2 роки тому +1712

    You could make an entire series on animals that sound nothing like how you’d expect, like the way rhinos squeak

    • @Carols989
      @Carols989 2 роки тому +93

      excuse me they do what

    • @Drakorre
      @Drakorre 2 роки тому +79

      Guinea pigs can chirp like birds.
      And the shoebill stork sounds like a machinegun

    • @fleurala
      @fleurala 2 роки тому +21

      they what now?

    • @Ms_desolated
      @Ms_desolated 2 роки тому +16

      We would like to inform you that he did do that.

    • @misstaylor5104
      @misstaylor5104 2 роки тому +12

      Word😂 my cat almost exclusively chirps like a bird

  • @stevesteve222
    @stevesteve222 2 роки тому +1923

    My father's name is Paul. He and his brothers are named after biblical characters. Not too religious myself but I did tell myself if I ever had a daughter I would name her Damasca, an alteration of the Damascus RoadVision Paul had... after seeing this goat I may reconsider

    • @kattriella1331
      @kattriella1331 2 роки тому +259

      I'm going to recommend you not name her that anyway to save her from the horrible teasing of kids who will call her "dumbass" instead of her name . . .

    • @cruzmoore8389
      @cruzmoore8389 2 роки тому +57

      @@kattriella1331 I feel like the duustice goat they're just going to take away your soul

    • @cruzmoore8389
      @cruzmoore8389 2 роки тому +6

      They would have flew off with butts

    •  2 роки тому +3

      I'm such a really good singer 🥰🔪 ua-cam.com/video/Lz5x6vFqFN0/v-deo.html

    • @runtergerutscht4401
      @runtergerutscht4401 2 роки тому +65

      @ if you have to say you're a good singer to get attention, you're not a good singer

  • @ryansarratt7520
    @ryansarratt7520 2 роки тому +17671

    this man is better than animal planet, and national geographic

    • @AlkisGD
      @AlkisGD 2 роки тому +294

      America's answer to Attenborough 😌👌

    • @Lyzokiel
      @Lyzokiel 2 роки тому +360

      Why yes, Because he's CASUAL GEOGRAPHIC.
      ...
      ....
      I think I'm bad at this.

    • @Dez083
      @Dez083 2 роки тому +101

      He does such a good job 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

    • @Deucces
      @Deucces 2 роки тому +104

      He's better than both of them combined

    • @fnmarr8956
      @fnmarr8956 2 роки тому +33

      No cap

  • @rattlecat5968
    @rattlecat5968 Рік тому +73

    This zoological walking wiki man shared so much about wildlife in under 15 minutes, and with slap fast wit! If he was a school teacher, kids would be lining up to take his class! Keep it up!!!

  • @thelostremainunfound
    @thelostremainunfound 2 роки тому +1872

    As someone who volunteered for the Idaho State Historical Society, allegedly Geronimo liked doing the air drops after awhile (or at least got used to them) and he would crawl back in his box after being safely dropped. If you ever go to Boise, Idaho, the Idaho State History Museum is there and there is a whole little section just for Geronimo 😊.

  • @petebyrdie4799
    @petebyrdie4799 2 роки тому +2145

    I don't know what this guy does for a living but he's hilarious, he should be doing some kind of wildlife based stand up comedy.

    • @scvcebc
      @scvcebc 2 роки тому +109

      That is exactly what this channel seems to be!

    • @whatonearth1688
      @whatonearth1688 2 роки тому +58

      @@scvcebc That's the joke, but I'm glad you weren't passive-aggressive with it.

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ 2 роки тому +4

      ok gay

    • @lightpropulsionguy
      @lightpropulsionguy 2 роки тому +10

      Well, we can't make fun of funny looking people out loud anymore so I guess this is the next logical step.

    • @erikastewartdaboss9246
      @erikastewartdaboss9246 2 роки тому +5

      That's exactly what he's doing?! I can't do life anymore..... LOL IM DEAD

  • @look4thestarss
    @look4thestarss 2 роки тому +1393

    “Aww he just wants love” *”I rebuke that, he wants my life essence”*
    💀💀💀 his videos always make me laugh ong

    • @lisacompanion8381
      @lisacompanion8381 Рік тому +46

      His version of love IS receiving your life essence 🤷‍♀️

    • @look4thestarss
      @look4thestarss Рік тому +12

      @@lisacompanion8381 😭

    • @Just999Me
      @Just999Me Рік тому +20

      haha he killed me when he said that. but also wholeheartedly agree with him. I know goats are biblically associated with Satan...but if there ever was truth to that--that goat is it. Lucifer himself in goat form. imagine coming across that goat at night. i would pass out.

    • @look4thestarss
      @look4thestarss Рік тому +3

      @@Just999Me lmao

    • @TheWhitefisher
      @TheWhitefisher Рік тому +3

      oh no not "rebuke" in this context? Damn I've been half-listening so far and wish I knew exactly where this is. Casual Geographic is a 99.9% accurate writer, and the only reason I ever mention a mistake is when they are incredibly rare, and this is one channel in which mistakes are incredibly rare.
      So... we are all human. CG [that abbreviation coincidentally holds personal importance for me which I did not notice prior to abbreviating] is incredibly talented. I catch mistakes in books published by the largest publishers on this continent sometimes, too. It's not something I expect other people to do, because I am different, like I said, I'm really just saying something so I can point out how absolutely spotless Casual Geographic's writing is. This mistake is what I would call "slanting definition" which is a misuse of the term "slanting rhyme" from poetry. It's close, so close that a person's memory might shuffle a couple adjectives and one word becomes its neighbour.

  • @mlp-violet-star
    @mlp-violet-star 9 місяців тому +21

    "I pay way too much for contacts for you to lie about what's in front of my face." 😂

  • @TheEmperorInferno
    @TheEmperorInferno 2 роки тому +1301

    "y'all don't have to tag me in every animal video" yes, we do. We need your content every second of every day. You're too good for your own good. You can't possibly post enough. We love you

    • @RRAX
      @RRAX 2 роки тому +45

      This is how cults Start.

    • @sleepysin9821
      @sleepysin9821 2 роки тому +35

      @@RRAX I love how you had to put "" because there is always that one person 😂

    • @waningmooncancer9628
      @waningmooncancer9628 2 роки тому +6

      That's so sweet. Aww.👍👏👏👏

    • @divineorder7695
      @divineorder7695 2 роки тому +4

      I agree 💯❗

    • @prodbyflowkaine4959
      @prodbyflowkaine4959 2 роки тому +4

      @@sleepysin9821 😂😂😂👌💯

  • @Lovinia1
    @Lovinia1 2 роки тому +2126

    In my experience, a scream in the North American woods is usually a cougar, owl, fox, trafficking attempt or your crunchy city neighbor Cathy getting chased by a badger she was too stupid to leave alone.
    It’s better not to engage and try to ignore it unless you actually hear words being shouted.

    • @stiaininbeglan3844
      @stiaininbeglan3844 2 роки тому +155

      My mum heard a screech owl for the first time when she was a kid in Ontario. She said it sounded exactly like a woman screaming. I've stayed out in the country several times in my short life, often in cougar country, and not heard anything like it. Then again, growing up, I slept like the dead. Lol

    • @sharity3289
      @sharity3289 2 роки тому +59

      You left out the North American Sabe, otherwise known as Bigfoot (but don't let them hear you call them that - it's like calling Inuits, Eskimos).

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 2 роки тому +13

      @@sharity3289 oooo neat.

    • @strangerinastrangeland3613
      @strangerinastrangeland3613 2 роки тому +40

      "trafficking attempt"
      oh yea, you know what northern us / canada rural life is like

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 2 роки тому +20

      @@strangerinastrangeland3613 i was being satirical.

  • @thesexcymbals5610
    @thesexcymbals5610 2 роки тому +1256

    Re: otters
    I had a teacher in high school who schooled us on the “cuteness” of otters. She was a zoo keeper before she became a teacher and ended up quitting due to trauma after the otters teamed up and attacked her. Apparently she nearly died. I have trusted the water demons since.

    • @dravenocklost4253
      @dravenocklost4253 2 роки тому +159

      You *have?* trusted the water demons since? You implying they had a good reason to assault her?

    • @thesexcymbals5610
      @thesexcymbals5610 2 роки тому +214

      @@dravenocklost4253 Oof, talk about an awkward typo lol
      *haven't

    • @wolfieisacat13
      @wolfieisacat13 2 роки тому +63

      @@dravenocklost4253 i mean if she was a bad teacher-

    • @sendmorerum8241
      @sendmorerum8241 2 роки тому +41

      @@wolfieisacat13 *bad zoo keeper

    • @HassanAhmed-rf9xr
      @HassanAhmed-rf9xr 2 роки тому +10

      @@sendmorerum8241 I think he’s talking about when she was teaching him. If he hates her then he’s happy with the fact that she got attacked by the otters.

  • @JolynJessica
    @JolynJessica 11 місяців тому +14

    I am binge watching your videos and it's just amazing to me how many different ways you are able to say dying without using the word! you crack me up!!

  • @psyzim182
    @psyzim182 2 роки тому +1645

    Sir, you mastered the pokerface. I could've imagine someone talking that kind of stuff with that kind of straight emotionless face. That's a masterpiece. Bravo

    • @jameskevinheinle301
      @jameskevinheinle301 2 роки тому +13

      His description of turkeys 😆

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 2 роки тому +15

      Some just don't show a lot of emotion on their face naturally lol and there's also the rbf

    • @psyzim182
      @psyzim182 2 роки тому +12

      @@solus8685 that is true, nevertheless his straight face is masterpiece.

    • @Leukick
      @Leukick 2 роки тому +15

      Maybe he laughed when he wrote the script, so when he says it on video it's not as funny to him anymore

  • @autodidacticartisan
    @autodidacticartisan 2 роки тому +460

    My dad has lived on a farm his whole life, over the last 70 years, and he says that he doesn't trust the goats because when they look at him he feels like they can see his soul. He said this to me a couple years ago and I was never so scared in my life... because I kind of know what he means

    • @XYZSlyExE
      @XYZSlyExE 2 роки тому +6

      Superstitious bullshit

    • @autodidacticartisan
      @autodidacticartisan 2 роки тому +62

      @@XYZSlyExE I didn't say that they _could_ see his soul. Just that it _felt like_ they could see his soul. We are not superstitious. Unless you count my dad's Catholicism as a superstition. Which is arguable.

    • @dravenocklost4253
      @dravenocklost4253 2 роки тому +15

      @@autodidacticartisan Christ is real man, there are evil forces at work in our world.

    • @thisrandomdude2880
      @thisrandomdude2880 2 роки тому +30

      If it's any reassurance, Damascus goats (we call them Shami in the region) are actually pretty chill. They have a mostly relaxed temper. I've some acquaintances who herd goats for their family, and Damascus goats are basically easy mode. Very nutritious milk and meat, usually give birth to three or four kids (yes baby goats are called kids) and they're adaptable as hell. Now I don't know about beauty, but when you give humans so many advantages over other goat breeds, you're gonna start looking real nice to them.

    • @autodidacticartisan
      @autodidacticartisan 2 роки тому +14

      @@dravenocklost4253 the question isn't whether or not he was real. he almost certainly was real. the question is if he was actually the son of God, or more of a Roman era L. Ron Hubbard. And that is a much more nuanced question than many realise

  • @ItsaSkillishu
    @ItsaSkillishu 2 роки тому +631

    “Bison isn’t just a name it’s also what your parents will be saying at your funeral”
    This right here is the reason I keep coming back to these videos! How do you even come up with these? Pure genius!

    • @reindert144
      @reindert144 2 роки тому

      Hey, i don’t speak English that well, why is this one funny😅

    • @nickvoug3059
      @nickvoug3059 2 роки тому +4

      @@reindert144 Bison, Bye Son

    • @LG-universe
      @LG-universe 2 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣

    • @reindert144
      @reindert144 2 роки тому +2

      @@nickvoug3059 Ah, it's in the prenounciation. I'm from the Netherlands, and we write Bizon, but we prenounce it like Bi zon, not Beyson. So i heard it different in my head😅Any way, thanks for the clear up😊

    • @nickvoug3059
      @nickvoug3059 2 роки тому

      @@reindert144 You're welcome :)

  • @gabriellashimone6546
    @gabriellashimone6546 Рік тому +16

    I love the way you do this. You tell it like it is in a way that's easy to understand with no holds barred yet stay under the radar. I love it! Keep on keepin on.

  • @kittycatkyla2344
    @kittycatkyla2344 2 роки тому +498

    On the note of the bisons, my grandparents went to a nation park while they were coming back from their migration (they go to warmer states in the winter). And the rangers had to deny them access because a family decided they wanted pictures with the bisons and attempted to put their children on the bisons back. As one can expect, this went terribly wrong as the bisons trampled them and the children passed away. In which the parents then tried to sue the park for having untrained animals in the park. They lost that lawsuit, but I heard they got some compensation for the funerals.

    • @Ana-dn5fl
      @Ana-dn5fl 2 роки тому +266

      "For having untrained animals in the park"
      What??? It's a national park not a petting zoo

    • @kittycatkyla2344
      @kittycatkyla2344 2 роки тому +208

      @@Ana-dn5fl Even in a zoo, you shouldn't try that, but can't help people who suffer from stupidity and entitlement. A very deadly combo.

    • @courtneyhaling3787
      @courtneyhaling3787 2 роки тому +113

      And the Darwin award for that year goes to...

    • @maxskogh6289
      @maxskogh6289 2 роки тому +98

      Ah a Karen and Kevin couple

    • @kayleighbrown459
      @kayleighbrown459 2 роки тому +115

      Having untrained animals at the park. Like they went in expecting a bison to be trained. This is why there needs to be a license to be able to breed.

  • @ivymoorechild3290
    @ivymoorechild3290 2 роки тому +2439

    As someone who has hunted wild turkey, they can be very, very stupid but also can outsmart you.
    I've had them sneak behind me, see me from miles and figure out a decoy in a few seconds.
    However I've also had them try and breed the decoy, fight the decoy, walk on top of the turkey I just shot instead of running. Nearly touch me before seeing me and come running to a whistle.
    So, some turkeys are dumb. But some are super smart. The smart ones you don't see, cause you know... they smart.

    • @toppler8164
      @toppler8164 2 роки тому +119

      So like chickens.

    • @donfanto1
      @donfanto1 2 роки тому +172

      I've seen the same thing with people. I assure you the "smart ones" are in fact so unimaginably dumb that it works out for them. Naturally you can never analyze a behavior of a specific turkey, but with humans when you question their actual motives of acting a certain way - their justification is unimaginably retarded.
      So basically their brain is a glorified random action generator and sometimes it works out for them.

    • @Bradmoyer02
      @Bradmoyer02 2 роки тому +69

      The smartest animals are the ones we haven't discovered

    • @toppler8164
      @toppler8164 2 роки тому +38

      @@Bradmoyer02 uhhh no, they're usually the dead ones that don't get discovered.

    • @Magical_Trash
      @Magical_Trash 2 роки тому +26

      Clever girl 🤔

  • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
    @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 2 роки тому +1105

    Interesting Leopard Story:
    I read an article a little while ago about a leopard who'd recently lost her cub, and ended up trying to take care of an infant baboon after killing its parents. (Leopards and baboons are natural rivals. The instinctive hatred goes so deep that baboons will often kidnap and kill leopard cubs to ensure they don't grow up to be threats.)
    The infant couldn't have been more then a few days old, and was injured in the fight. Poor thing was a goner, and there's no way the leopard couldn't see that, but it didn't stop her from gently carrying it up to a tree to keep it safe from scavengers, and comforting it through the night until its passing.
    The moral of the story: Mammalian maternal instincts run DEEP, and it isn't just humans who feel that protective urge when we view an infant of any species.

    • @Jaidritz9285
      @Jaidritz9285 2 роки тому +33

      Thanks for your amazingly sweet story and Animals do have compassion and feel empathy ❤ towards other species, sometimes they are better that us human beings. Nature Rocks and so does this guy who narration is fast and to the point. He is definitely one that I will subscribe to.

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 2 роки тому +86

      This reminds me of the mother lion who kept trying to adopt baby gazelles

    • @rokingfrost8446
      @rokingfrost8446 2 роки тому +25

      @@Jaidritz9285 you do realize that according to the comment the leopard kill the baby Baboons parents and injury in the baby in the process. right? "empathy" is not really the word that i would use

    • @Jaidritz9285
      @Jaidritz9285 2 роки тому +44

      @@rokingfrost8446 yes I agree to an extent but the leopard did something out of instinct and when she realized that the baby was hurt she didn't eat or kill it, No! she took it up a tree to die in peace, so to me that means that the Leopard had some form of empathy.

    • @nitwriter4804
      @nitwriter4804 2 роки тому +20

      @@Jaidritz9285 They on purpose killed the parents, to steal a child. Like, she merc'd the absolute living shit out of them, just so that she could have the illusion of raising a child that is hers.
      What's your exact opinion, about the exact same type of situation, but then about people?

  • @devious_rcf
    @devious_rcf Рік тому +59

    “Goat’s are the real G’s but like Lasagna they move in silence” 🔥this man’s wordplay is simply poetic

    • @90skeezy
      @90skeezy Рік тому +6

      "Real G's move in silence like lasagna" - lil wayne. Song- 6 foot 7 foot. Don't take it offensive, just dropping a little extra info. However this man is awesome for using it at the right moment 😂

    • @wm_9640
      @wm_9640 6 місяців тому

      Shoutout Weezy 🐐

    • @RainCheck797
      @RainCheck797 3 місяці тому

      Thats from a song.

  • @JoeMad437
    @JoeMad437 2 роки тому +577

    This man is becoming the new National Geographic

    • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
      @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 2 роки тому +31

      National Geographic but with enjoyability

    • @carjis
      @carjis 2 роки тому +15

      Hence the name.

    • @theifzelnite1087
      @theifzelnite1087 2 роки тому +6

      OGS used to be called hood nature

    •  2 роки тому

      I'm such a really good singer 🥰🔪 ua-cam.com/video/Lz5x6vFqFN0/v-deo.html

    • @schuesslerlauren
      @schuesslerlauren 2 роки тому +3

      Nah... He is the new Casual Geographic

  • @potatoboy1310
    @potatoboy1310 2 роки тому +372

    This man is funnier and somehow educates me more that my school and nat geo. I need no more. Happy new year everyone.

    • @yanirasalka412
      @yanirasalka412 2 роки тому

      I LIKE YOU DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
      Gaze: "Amazed"
      Lips: "Sensual"
      Smile: "Sweeter"
      Body: "Colder"
      The first and last love
      Lots of love from the world
      I like your look
      You are very pretty
      You guys are too cute
      Makes me love you.
      Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

    • @potatoboy1310
      @potatoboy1310 2 роки тому +1

      @@yanirasalka412 ima need some explanation.

    • @pajamas720
      @pajamas720 2 роки тому

      @@potatoboy1310 its a bot.

    • @potatoboy1310
      @potatoboy1310 2 роки тому

      @@pajamas720 thanks

  • @ace_of_cups4096
    @ace_of_cups4096 2 роки тому +644

    "Whoever named this would probably name an atheist 'Faith'."
    Me, an Atheist named Faith: "Mom, you just got called out on the internet!"

    • @hollowpistol2378
      @hollowpistol2378 2 роки тому +53

      I have an atheist friend named faith as well 🤣 it's more common than we think I guess 😅

    • @Yardibella
      @Yardibella 2 роки тому +13

      This made my day

    • @Catastropheshe
      @Catastropheshe 2 роки тому +7

      You guys have faith in science 😁

    • @Average_CoD_Clips
      @Average_CoD_Clips 2 роки тому +5

      Faith in facts vs faith in Santa Jesus Zeus Apollo Xenu Tooth Fairy Easter Bunnies.

    • @commanderzavala9328
      @commanderzavala9328 2 роки тому +11

      @@Average_CoD_Clips someone's mad

  • @bernadettecartin
    @bernadettecartin Рік тому +16

    This guy showed up in my feed a few weeks ago. I've been trying to figure out who he reminds me of. His lightning fast yet clear diction reminds me of Robin Williams. It takes my brain a few seconds to process what my ears heard, and I hardly have time to appreciate what he said because he's moved on to the next gem of a description. I don't have time to laugh because I'm trying not to miss the next bit of info. Others have said it, and it's true. He needs a show or some outlet where more people can be exposed to his brilliance.

  • @johnboleyjr.1698
    @johnboleyjr.1698 2 роки тому +325

    "Too devoted...leads to their destruction." Yeah, don't feel bad Otter, I fell into that trap too.

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ 2 роки тому

      ok gay

    • @koy5902
      @koy5902 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@SparrowIZ Bro it's not 2006 anymore that's not an insult

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ 7 місяців тому

      @@koy5902 it is

  • @Razgriz85
    @Razgriz85 2 роки тому +170

    Fun fact: the real reason why Ben Franklin wanted the turkey to be the country's mascot was that he saw them fearlessly attack and scare off British soldiers. Also, there is a tribe in Siberia that use Reindeer as their beast of burden, even to the extent of drinking their piss to get high after the animal eats the psychedelic mushroom.

    • @minutemansam1214
      @minutemansam1214 2 роки тому +15

      He never actually wanted the turkey to be the country's mascot, and he was mostly criticizing the Society of Cincinnati. Since membership to the Society of Cincinnati was hereditary, he thought they were trying to create a class of nobility. And the society of Cincinnati's mascot was a bald eagle.

    • @Banzai84
      @Banzai84 2 роки тому +1

      The mushroom 🍄 is amanita muscaria and is very toxic unless dried and boiled then can be eaten safely. Be careful though if drinking this magic tea in areas where reindeer live, because they are addicted to this stuff and if you urinate outside they will smell it and trample you to get to it.

  • @ClaraCappello
    @ClaraCappello 2 роки тому +244

    Omg dude! For 20 years I legit thought someone got turned into a hashtag. Was camping in the mountains in California. We heard that screaming one night and it fully freaked us out. When we ask about it the next day in town locals just laughed at us. I spent the last 20 years thinking we camped on a human sacrifice mountain only to finally learn it was just a female mountain lion in heat. Once you hear that sound in the wild it can never be unheard.

    • @alexisgrunden1556
      @alexisgrunden1556 2 роки тому +20

      It's a little unnerving to be a city-dweller and then come out into the country and hear an owl snatch up a rabbit, too. Rabbits _shriek._ And that sound will absolutely dead-@$$ wake you up from a sound sleep.

    • @ClaraCappello
      @ClaraCappello 2 роки тому +2

      @@alexisgrunden1556 Yes! ⬆️ This Alexis ⬆️ 🤣

    • @ghostsuru8429
      @ghostsuru8429 2 роки тому +11

      Coyotes are the creepiest thing to hear too. Strangely enough, you get really used to it after 10 years. But seriously, if you want to hear something creepy in the middle of the night look up coyote yips and howls on youtube.

    • @ClaraCappello
      @ClaraCappello 2 роки тому +5

      @@ghostsuru8429 Dead ass for sure. Moose in heat sound like someone out in the woods doing a rub off too. 🤣

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 2 роки тому +6

      It could still be a secret sacrifice mountain

  • @getmony187
    @getmony187 Рік тому +4

    Yo I swear to god. It’s how calm like you are and you delivery with your punch lines. I freaking love it

  • @warthunderaddict
    @warthunderaddict 2 роки тому +745

    Happy New Year Casual Geographic and to anyone reading this, hope this year is less crap for everyone.

    • @dogewithgun7739
      @dogewithgun7739 2 роки тому +6

      The task force 141 says a happy new year's to you too

    • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
      @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 2 роки тому +7

      This Year already started bad with Betty Whites death, but Happy New Year

    • @Grimeaper
      @Grimeaper 2 роки тому +5

      @@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 She was the last guardian. Now there is nothing to stop 2022. The last immortal one has perished, it is every man for himself now. 2022 is coming for everyone.

    • @Kirsten4260
      @Kirsten4260 2 роки тому +1

      Thanks dude same to you

    • @chee.rah.monurB
      @chee.rah.monurB 2 роки тому +1

      Likewise.

  • @foretwunnytimes1705
    @foretwunnytimes1705 2 роки тому +409

    Not gonna lie. Just found this channel at 12 pm. It's 3:44pm now and I'm still watching your vids man 😭😭😭 keep up the good work. Intelligence is honestly NEVER boring for me. And you do it with an awesome loveable personality. Got a subscriber out of me for life bro!

  • @nekotimhweewa
    @nekotimhweewa 2 роки тому +627

    The goat without ears you showed at the door is called a Lamancha. A common dairy breed. I've almost gotten them before but ultimate went with the Alpine breed because a solid black one with horns can come out looking like a devil goat. (I've bred a solid black male too. People were so afraid of him but I loved him. Jet black fur, large horns and golden eyes.)

    • @REALTYME_HD
      @REALTYME_HD 2 роки тому +50

      Thts metal af

    • @a.m.theshinyjohtohunter4287
      @a.m.theshinyjohtohunter4287 2 роки тому +18

      Sounds beautiful!! I once had a BoerXLamancha billy and he was like a Harley Davidson. Big, dark chocolate and gentle giant of a goat. I got 3 beautiful daughters from him. 💕

    • @taxfrog747
      @taxfrog747 2 роки тому +4

      you bred satan basically

    • @beblissnow5947
      @beblissnow5947 2 роки тому +4

      You bred the one you loved ??? Jk

    • @ivvie1452
      @ivvie1452 2 роки тому +18

      the black goat sounds beautiful! what was his name?

  • @lazyvincy13666
    @lazyvincy13666 Рік тому +3

    Honestly, Adeli Penguin facts are one of my favorite things to bring up to ruin someone’s day. Of course Orcas, Dolphins, Hippos, and basically all the you-thought-they-were-harmless are on that list as well.

  • @187mrsmith
    @187mrsmith 2 роки тому +214

    Who else randomly found this guy one year and just been watching him ever since

  • @ninesartandgames6684
    @ninesartandgames6684 2 роки тому +1064

    The turkey thing reminded me of when we first ordered our turkeys. We got em from a hatchery and they came in a box with a pamphlet that said the chicks would probably not be able to identify their food unless it was shown a certain way (can't remember how it said) so we ended up putting them with the chicken chicks to make sure they wouldn't dumbass themselves to death. What amazing creatures.

    • @johncronk8867
      @johncronk8867 2 роки тому +87

      At least pigeons have the excuse that cuteness to people got them more food than brains. Why are Turkeys so dumb?

    • @Apostate_ofmind
      @Apostate_ofmind 2 роки тому +19

      😂😂😂

    • @ItzAyoKy
      @ItzAyoKy 2 роки тому +108

      This made me cackle uncontrollably😂😂😂😂😂
      "Dumbass themselves to death" good god that's funny.

    • @nickolaswilcox425
      @nickolaswilcox425 2 роки тому +92

      @@ItzAyoKy yeah, domestic turkey chicks are just about braindead, our luck with them, oh their feeling too hot under the heater lamp, they move out of the light, now they are shivering and freezing to death, move back into the light? nope, not worth the effort. they survived but only because we took away all of their cold space

    • @yanirasalka412
      @yanirasalka412 2 роки тому

      I LIKE YOU DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
      Gaze: "Amazed"
      Lips: "Sensual"
      Smile: "Sweeter"
      Body: "Colder"
      The first and last love
      Lots of love from the world
      I like your look
      You are very pretty
      You guys are too cute
      Makes me love you.
      Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

  • @Svensk7119
    @Svensk7119 2 роки тому +171

    Thanks for telling the story of Geronimo the Airborne Beaver. They test-dropped him several times. By the time he was done, he almost was resigned to it. He almost seemed to sigh and then would climb into the box. He was such a good sport, that they air dropped him first in the final operation, along with two ladies of his species. A government idea that actually worked, unlike... you get the idea.

    • @lolloblue9646
      @lolloblue9646 2 роки тому +26

      So he got laid after the end of the mission? Good ending?

    • @gobargas5066
      @gobargas5066 2 роки тому +19

      that's James bond shit

    • @jordankashuba3467
      @jordankashuba3467 2 роки тому +7

      I visualized this story as I read it. Lol that was good, thnx

  • @robertmather7334
    @robertmather7334 Рік тому +7

    He makes it so interesting and fun to watch. Is very good at the narrative. Can't stop watching all his older and newest videos.

  • @gimbo4025
    @gimbo4025 2 роки тому +237

    aww, for anyone who doesnt know the second video of the goats is a Lamancha. They do in fact have ears, and theyre completely natural. if you breed a lamancha with a goat with normal ears, you get these little elf ears and theyre so cute!! anyway, im not surprised to see that the goat on the porch is a lamancha. mine used to do it every morning when she wanted to be milked, and would come up to the house when something was wrong, like when another goat was in the road. she was wicked smart, and just an amazing goat to have. its a little creepy to have one on your back porch at night tho lol.

    • @KanekiKen-mu4nu
      @KanekiKen-mu4nu 2 роки тому +17

      One thing I learned rather fast (I visited a pretty interesting farm last Friday)
      Is that goats...god they're smart. Like smart to a point it almost impressive and a little scary at the same time.

    • @gimbo4025
      @gimbo4025 2 роки тому +13

      @@KanekiKen-mu4nu very smart. livestock animals in general are smarter than most people think, but goats especially. but that makes them very fun to be around.

    • @black_halo1780
      @black_halo1780 2 роки тому +10

      My parents where keeping a goat for a while..... they had a one of those diamond wire fences put up to make sure the dogs wouldn't get to her but it was rainy season and she kept escaping at night. We had no idea why until my dad decided to check the furthest corner of the fence and found out that she would go over there and nudge the bottom out of the soil which was softened because of the rain and slide out from there because for whatever reason she preferred to sleep next to the house. I've absolutely loved being around goats after that bc they're so amazingly intelligent and I love it

    • @marcfilms999
      @marcfilms999 2 роки тому +4

      I raise dairy goats. Mainly Nigerian Dwarves. But about 1/3rd of our population is mixed. We raised some lamanchas. First one was mine and she lived for about 11 years. We have several of her kids who are mixed dwarf. We started out with 2 alpines first. Our current full breed lamancha is named Ava (after a demon person from the show Supernatural). She did have a sister named Ruby (named after the blonde demon Ruby from supernatural) but she unfortunately passed away at 3 months old. Lamanchas are personally my favorite goats. They have such a laid back but dumb personality. They're also super loud when they baa too. Ava hangs out with one of our great pyrenees dogs because she isn't accepted into the herd yet due to being as bottle baby.
      But glad to know someone else knows about them! They're kinda the unknown goat breed it seems.

    • @gimbo4025
      @gimbo4025 2 роки тому +1

      @@marcfilms999 how cool, we also had alpines, and a nigerian dwarf named Earnest, and the lamancha was my favorite. we also named some of our lambs after supernatural characters, rowena, amara, and castiel!

  • @ezekielsmith3571
    @ezekielsmith3571 2 роки тому +119

    That estrous cycle noise and people not returning from it probably inspired a lot of legends about forest monsters.

    • @darklord3861
      @darklord3861 2 роки тому +21

      The more i learn about the world, the more i am convinced that legends were created because people didnt have enough information to connect it to something real

    • @ezekielsmith3571
      @ezekielsmith3571 2 роки тому +8

      @@darklord3861 you're entirely right. Mythology is more or less the way we understood the world before we had the scientific method. The best example of this is the Hawaiian volcano Goddess also doubling as a fertility Godess because the volcanic ash in the Pacific rim is incredibly fertile.

  • @mrheebee_jeebees2432
    @mrheebee_jeebees2432 2 роки тому +121

    "Answering that call when it's not for you is how you meet Batman's parents" bro that had me rolling on the floor😂

  • @kimdolph4833
    @kimdolph4833 Рік тому +3

    I love his synonyms for dying 🤣 I think my favorite is meeting Batman’s parents

  • @jeffhirsh5722
    @jeffhirsh5722 2 роки тому +324

    about turkey intelligence it's specifically the domestic ones that are dumb, wild turkeys on the other hand are fairly intelligent an can outperform bald eagles in intelligence tests they are also fairly adept at geography.

    •  2 роки тому

      I'm such a really good singer 🥰🔪 ua-cam.com/video/Lz5x6vFqFN0/v-deo.html

    • @kennethmcdonald2987
      @kennethmcdonald2987 2 роки тому +47

      So true we have a lot of them on our rural land down here in Alabama .They are making a great comeback in our area thanks to feral hog trapping and hunting along with the other native species .My wife has converted our land to wildlife habitats out here and loves to see the babies .Not all domestic turkeys are dumb . My wife has a pet Bourbon hen she raised from a baby and she is really smart for a domestic bird .Maybe not as smart as her African Grey Parrot but very few creatures can compete with this Einstein of the animal world but a smart bird for a turkey .It might be because she is a pet and my wife spends a lot of time with her .Wild turkey are quite amazing creatures and never fail to frighten me when roosting up in the old oaks out here when they fly out .We do have some large wild toms come around to check out my wife's pet hen .She is getting her a Bourbon tom for company in a couple of weeks along with some more turkeys .

    • @tycarne7850
      @tycarne7850 2 роки тому +28

      @ No, you're completely talentless.

    • @yanirasalka412
      @yanirasalka412 2 роки тому

      I LIKE YOU DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
      Gaze: "Amazed"
      Lips: "Sensual"
      Smile: "Sweeter"
      Body: "Colder"
      The first and last love
      Lots of love from the world
      I like your look
      You are very pretty
      You guys are too cute
      Makes me love you.
      Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

    • @inaaronshead7331
      @inaaronshead7331 2 роки тому +1

      Thank you, others in the comments making up BS was annoying.. they people believing them was a bigger loss of faith in humanity.

  • @ramengirll
    @ramengirll 2 роки тому +592

    This guy needs to become a school teacher. He'd revolutionize the education system single handedly. Kids would pay attention to him in class 👏👏

    • @Gisellenid
      @Gisellenid 2 роки тому +16

      Being a school teacher slow the teaching process and he couldn't teach us grown-ups. Plus is a low salary. He deserves better!

    • @p1nkfreud
      @p1nkfreud 2 роки тому +17

      He would never be allowed to actually teach kids this way (unfortunately) they would dumb his message down and remove anything that connects with kids on their own level

    • @sarahlyon807
      @sarahlyon807 2 роки тому +13

      Unfortunately, he would not be able to talk like that to his classes and he would have a curriculum to follow. Unless he's teaching zoology (which most schools do not have) he'd have a very different set of things to teach.

    • @oscarthefunnydoggo9695
      @oscarthefunnydoggo9695 2 роки тому +6

      You know you have to be careful of that kind of stuff because becoming a teacher can sometimes kind of knock the life out of someone. Being in an environment with rules and shit..

    • @oscarthefunnydoggo9695
      @oscarthefunnydoggo9695 2 роки тому

      @audrha kecil yo what

  • @wyattsouthard3812
    @wyattsouthard3812 2 роки тому +122

    3:23 "They'll get 50 shades of 'Fuck around and find out'" This man deserves an Oscar for his creativity.

  • @michaelwilson1290
    @michaelwilson1290 Рік тому +5

    "answering that call when it's not for you is how you meet Batman's parents"....dude, you're hilarious.

  • @lisabrown8250
    @lisabrown8250 2 роки тому +868

    This dude is hilarious. I wish he had been one of my teachers. He definitely would have made learning a lot more fun.

    • @karanowlin9506
      @karanowlin9506 2 роки тому +18

      Exactly! I had one fun teacher in high school, kids need funner teachers. It makes learning fun 🥰

    • @lisabrown8250
      @lisabrown8250 2 роки тому +4

      @@karanowlin9506 I agree

    • @htfanai3447
      @htfanai3447 2 роки тому +4

      If this guy was our teacher in middle school and high school man I would love to study every single lessons of Science and EVS the subjects that always make me want stop studying 😂😂😂 but I hate math the most .....🤣

    • @andydudley1775
      @andydudley1775 2 роки тому +1

      i refused to go home .and wait for adoption papers.

    • @lotanowo
      @lotanowo 2 роки тому +2

      @@htfanai3447 That's not how teaching works lol you don't just name a few cool trivia facts about animal behavior to study biology, you learn about cell structure and mitochondria and shit.

  • @TheFreshPrinceOfSaiyans
    @TheFreshPrinceOfSaiyans 2 роки тому +474

    I gotta say as someone with a degree in Zoology, I absolutely love the way you teach people about animals. It’s honestly great. 😂🖤

    • @LOLzum101
      @LOLzum101 2 роки тому +2

      So you don't have a degree?

    • @stephanneptune112
      @stephanneptune112 2 роки тому +2

      useless degree lol

    • @Catjuggler
      @Catjuggler 2 роки тому +18

      @@stephanneptune112 it isn't a useless degree! If you understand what it covers, it's actually quite impressive. You will learn everything about that work sector and focus alot on biology. It opens up all kind of positions in the animal sector and is also a really good stepping stone onto more advanced courses. If got a degree in zoology, you can get good paying jobs in Animal welfare, zoo management and veterinary nursing etc.

    • @Folfah
      @Folfah 2 роки тому +2

      Why is there always someone feeling the need to prove how “credible” they are? No one asked. No one cares.

    • @LOLzum101
      @LOLzum101 2 роки тому

      @@Catjuggler lmao are you a little kid or what zoology is a fake degree

  • @wherethetatosat
    @wherethetatosat 2 роки тому +254

    "There's a chance this report is fake."
    Doubtful. The U.S. government knows no bounds with wasting our tax dollars.

    • @iitstre_4550
      @iitstre_4550 2 роки тому +16

      Vouch! -Active military

    • @yanirasalka412
      @yanirasalka412 2 роки тому +1

      I LIKE YOU DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
      Gaze: "Amazed"
      Lips: "Sensual"
      Smile: "Sweeter"
      Body: "Colder"
      The first and last love
      Lots of love from the world
      I like your look
      You are very pretty
      You guys are too cute
      Makes me love you.
      Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

    • @ELmayberry
      @ELmayberry 2 роки тому +3

      sad but true 🤧

    • @gran9773
      @gran9773 2 роки тому +12

      And they have a history of trying to weaponize animals. They tryed to use bats for bombing for crying out loud!

    • @Enchie
      @Enchie 2 роки тому +8

      @@gran9773
      They used cats for spying, pigeons for guiding bombs, and dogs in general.

  • @AnExPor
    @AnExPor Рік тому +3

    Some of your videos just recently stated showing up in my feed. Hilarious and educational. Good stuff.

  • @Stitchpuppy01
    @Stitchpuppy01 2 роки тому +98

    “Proving that the draft and post button are way too close to each other.” This man has a way with words!

  • @mxruwa5741
    @mxruwa5741 2 роки тому +330

    Bison were pretty much extinct or considered near to when I was young (not that long ago). I'd love to learn more about the restoration programme
    Edit: So it turns out the first vision was released back in '93 and by the time I was 8 learning about them it was mainly only 3 people (native American) in a group of 50 dedicated to specifically bringing back the bison.
    Real numbers weren't seen as until about 2008. Now there's more groups on board specifically with the native Americans reverance of this creature in mind. Better yet, they talk to each other. In 30 years a quarter of not a 3rd of original herd sizes may be seen
    If I left anything out, it's 5 a.m on New years and I did my best for the 3 hours I had

    • @jayeisenhardt1337
      @jayeisenhardt1337 2 роки тому +11

      "In 30 years a quarter of not a 3rd of original herd sizes may be seen" that seems confusing.

    • @EclypseXx
      @EclypseXx 2 роки тому +17

      @@jayeisenhardt1337 he meant that in 30 years, the herd population will still be quite a small amount compared to what it used to be. Back in the 15-1600s, there used to be millions of them.

    • @fukpoeslaw3613
      @fukpoeslaw3613 2 роки тому

      "(not that long ago)" ha ha haaa, you're probably eighty.

    • @theflyingdutchguy9870
      @theflyingdutchguy9870 2 роки тому +5

      i can imagine having to wait hours for a herd to cross a road. thats how big the population used to be. here in europe we have the european bison who are even more rare than american. mostly because we have a lot less room here. they are pretty much the same animals only taller and less bulky than the american species.

    • @Teuwufel
      @Teuwufel 2 роки тому

      @@fukpoeslaw3613 And?

  • @Ninjaleaf82
    @Ninjaleaf82 2 роки тому +214

    I am in love with this man simply by his animal knowledge. A blessing honestly

    • @minnesotaslimm211
      @minnesotaslimm211 2 роки тому +2

      @spastik the lowest of self esteem you must have..

    • @DWoo-ke9gb
      @DWoo-ke9gb 2 роки тому +1

      😒

    • @Justin.Martyr
      @Justin.Martyr 2 роки тому

      *SLAVA MariuPoL, May 2022*

    • @irisrowanmoon
      @irisrowanmoon 2 роки тому +1

      @spastik how so? Perhaps saying she's in love is an over exaggeration but it's obvious that it is

  • @jbach1738
    @jbach1738 Рік тому +11

    I know people think turkeys are stupid. It's true that they have a lot of flocking instincts to keep them together that may be confusing, and sometimes ridiculous for the situation. However, after raising heritage breed turkeys for several years, I can definitely say, they are not stupid. These birds have incredible problem solving skills, communication skills, and amazingly advanced defensive and fighting techniques. I have seen these birds reorganize their environment to suit their purposes. They will stop barnyard fights between other birds when injury or stress are an issue. They can hide their offspring in optimum cover and fly into a back flip to kick a hawk away from their poults. I have seen turkeys take out a feral cat that was killing young birds. They will observe the behavior of the chickens, and if one rooster is problematic (too much fighting, chasing hens down for unwanted breeding, etc.) they will organize a team and hunt down that rooster. I have even been able to start distinguishing the different sounds they make and learn of the complex communication system they have. They get a bad rap for being dumb, but these birds have far more intelligence than most people realize. If you just take the time to observe them, they can and will show you how smart they are.

  • @stephenshnayder7781
    @stephenshnayder7781 2 роки тому +479

    Dude your hilarious and the content is actually more informative than regular documentaries

    • @upisntdownsilly
      @upisntdownsilly Рік тому

      more informative? what kind of American ass fighting documentaries are you watching? documentaries are literally just his videos except at 0.75x speed but 20 times longer because they’re meant for people with an actual attention span

    • @Dongdaemun_27
      @Dongdaemun_27 Рік тому +5

      Right. I am laughing so hard at some of the things he says that tears are rolling out of my eyes and my stomach feels like I've done 300 crunches.
      I can't watch anymore of his videos today. I've laughed and cried enough.

  • @tobypossum7386
    @tobypossum7386 2 роки тому +55

    The mushrooms that the elk eat to get high are Amanita muscaria! The typical fairy tale mushroom, red cap with white spots. It's on the genus amanita, which is responsible for 90% of all mushroom related deaths. It's common name is Fly agaric, for it's old use as a (rather ineffective) fly killer. They aren't really deadly, but can make you sick. Where I live we don't have the red capped ones, ours are yellow and are called Amanita muscaria var. Guessowii.

  • @shannonvans9174
    @shannonvans9174 2 роки тому +654

    Well done. Me and friend had just moved into a new house outside of town. The first night we heard screaming in the backyard late at night that woke us both. It sounded like a woman being brutally murdered. We grabbed some weapons a flashlight and a mop and ran out back to save her. It was Peacock.

    • @mikethescienceguy
      @mikethescienceguy 2 роки тому +28

      our peacocks sound like horns though lol

    • @JamieAllen1977
      @JamieAllen1977 2 роки тому +38

      of course you grabbed a mop, it's guns, ammo, light, mop. yup.

    • @iprobablyforgotsomething
      @iprobablyforgotsomething 2 роки тому +18

      They're all over the place in AZ, and some sound like slightly more dulcet-of-tone chickens, some like mewling kittens, others still like little girls crying (literally; it almost sounded like a distorted teary-voiced "haaaalp.... meeehhh!"). Creeps me the eff out.

    • @kelseyjaffer
      @kelseyjaffer 2 роки тому +27

      there was a farm nearby growing up and they raised peacocks. we could hear them yelling from our house. my mom would make peacock noises super loudly in their general direction, and there would always be at least one that would yell back at her 😂

    • @htfanai3447
      @htfanai3447 2 роки тому +4

      🤣 it's creepy and funny,, wow I didn't know peacock can do such things...

  • @Lexicophage
    @Lexicophage Рік тому +3

    Man, I love your facts and delivery. Please keep the videos coming. Thx!

  • @humanhurricane
    @humanhurricane Рік тому +83

    “His existence looks like pain” had me CACKLING

  • @pixie3869
    @pixie3869 Рік тому +756

    I feel so bad for that second animal. You can tell it's absolutely terrified. However ugly or scary people think it is it didn't ask to be that way. Poor little dude.

    • @GBomb9704
      @GBomb9704 Рік тому +79

      Me too but that guy’s reaction was just priceless

    • @sammyreyes4270
      @sammyreyes4270 Рік тому +47

      @@GBomb9704 That guy had me rolling! That was a legit reaction from him 😂

    • @miguelsuaza4413
      @miguelsuaza4413 Рік тому +63

      I'd be pretty terrified too if I had a close encounter with a new yorker

    • @kimdolph4833
      @kimdolph4833 Рік тому +18

      @@miguelsuaza4413 🤣 i can agree, my husbands family is from New York and every family get together is something I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy. Most ppl think their mother in laws are horrible but his mom is the perfect definition of a Karen.

    • @Meray.
      @Meray. Рік тому +2

      If you think their lives are so sad, go help them then. Animals understand life better than humans. It’s all a fight for self-preservation. Then, you die probably by an animal killing you or a human eating you.

  • @wyattszakacs3457
    @wyattszakacs3457 2 роки тому +63

    “If you answer that call and it’s not for you, you’re gonna be meeting Batman’s parents” 😂😂 always kills me with the way he describes things

  • @NathanThomas-p9t
    @NathanThomas-p9t Рік тому +3

    God Bless You Damnit.. I know u didn't hatchu.. but let God bless this man In the best way

  • @kyrauniversal
    @kyrauniversal 2 роки тому +74

    The last damn quote. "Basically getting R. Kelly'd by a reindeer will have you thinking you can fly as well." I can't stop laughing.

  • @MidnightDarkness666
    @MidnightDarkness666 2 роки тому +482

    I listen to a lot of creepy and/or interesting r/askreddits. One was asking about animals from the point of view of zoo keepers and other professionals. Its where I learned most keepers see Panda exhibits as a necessary evil as although they generate a lot of income for the zoo, they're really hard to care for. Rhinos on the other hand are very popular with their keepers. If anyone's watched the video of the orphaned juvenile Rhino's making squeaking noises at their Foster mom because its lunch time you can see why.
    However, there one story from a safari guide on Leopards. He said that of the animals in the safari it was the Leopard that made him nervous. He told the story of a family staying at a lodge with a balcony. Despite being told NOT under any circumstances to sleep out on the balcony they let their teenage daughter do so. The parents come out in the morning to an absolute massacre scene and what little was left of the girl's body was found up a tree not far away.

    • @Burning_Dwarf
      @Burning_Dwarf 2 роки тому +1

      Tbh the girl deserves a post mortem darwin award

    • @rawfermews4186
      @rawfermews4186 2 роки тому +42

      How the hell did the leopard get the girl on the balcony??? What the fuck.. nah I’m never going to no animal resort

    • @MidnightDarkness666
      @MidnightDarkness666 2 роки тому +118

      @@rawfermews4186 They're really good climbers

    • @suonatar1
      @suonatar1 2 роки тому +152

      Some people are still under the impression, that just because you paid for your vacation, you can do whatever you want.
      Not if there are wild animals around!
      The poor girl paid the price for her parents mistake.

    • @harres1464
      @harres1464 2 роки тому +10

      Damn

  • @samuelopoku4868
    @samuelopoku4868 2 роки тому +108

    This channel is a hidden gem. I've been binging since I found it. Thank you so much for the education and humor.

    • @samuelopoku4868
      @samuelopoku4868 2 роки тому +1

      @@grimmreaper9005 maybe just hidden from me then LOL

    • @samuelopoku4868
      @samuelopoku4868 2 роки тому

      @@grimmreaper9005 who knows what the our Algorithm Overlords decide for us not to see? Ok now I've scared myself....

  • @taxusbaccata9200
    @taxusbaccata9200 Рік тому +1

    Leopards are among my favorite cats. Their agility and hunting skill is amazing.

  • @lunarbunny3021
    @lunarbunny3021 Рік тому +127

    I know this comment is really late, but I just want to tell you how much I appreciate you. I have learned more about animals from your videos than the discovery channel or National Geographic ever taught me… And you do it in a way that can hold my attention. I have severe ADD, and have found it hard to focus ever since grade school, but I find that when I watch your videos you can hold my attention constantly. Thanks Casual Geographic, it’s much appreciated. 👍🏻

  • @SadbutTrue84
    @SadbutTrue84 2 роки тому +168

    I love how he explains away everything in detail that most UA-camrs(*cough* "Slapped Ham", "Chills") have lied to us about and tried to pass it along as paranormal. Thank you for clarifying that for us bro; I was beginning to get paranoid with all of these "unknown cyrptids" running around🤣👏🏾❤👍🏾!

    • @WretchedRedoran
      @WretchedRedoran 2 роки тому +11

      Holy fucking shit. I haven't heard of Slapped Ham in ages, I'd completely forgotten about them.

    • @Jaidritz9285
      @Jaidritz9285 2 роки тому +6

      Yip I just found this guy and He's the Bomb 💣 and I have subscribed to him. Yes Chills and Kallen have better have a lot of answers to my questions lol 😆 😂 🤣.

    • @eunoia8890
      @eunoia8890 2 роки тому +1

      **corridor crew intensifies**

    • @karma1520
      @karma1520 2 роки тому +2

      Number 15, Burger King foot lettuce

  • @AnimeSquirrel
    @AnimeSquirrel 2 роки тому +303

    "Here's a story about how 76 beavers where parachuted into Idaho" That's the most American sentence I've heard in a while.

    • @Chualland
      @Chualland 2 роки тому +22

      Or the alternate beginning intro to Beaverly Hillbillies

    • @therealunicornselene
      @therealunicornselene 2 роки тому +10

      It only cost $7/beaver, which in today's dollars is 46mil and 23 cents.

    • @Chualland
      @Chualland 2 роки тому +7

      @@therealunicornselene actually only about $7600

  • @JayBravo612
    @JayBravo612 Рік тому +1

    Dude, I love your videos! Keep up the great work man and your swearing is fiiiiine.

  • @AliciaMajo
    @AliciaMajo 2 роки тому +92

    As someone who loves goats, want to have some, and has been on a casual hike with her dad and experienced a goat tree.
    Goats are amazing and playful animals, and I have nothing but love for them.
    Thank you for bringing goat awareness to the world.
    Also your videos slap and make me cry laugh all the time. Keep up the amazing work dude ♡

    • @2GoatsInATrenchCoat
      @2GoatsInATrenchCoat 2 роки тому +5

      Yeah, they're my favorite animal, too, if you couldn't tell lol. I was so pleasantly surprised that he mentioned them as most underrated. I've noticed that almost everyone underestimates them. Even most video games tend to code goats to behave exactly like sheep, and that just feels criminal when you know what goats are actually capable of.

    • @Kondase
      @Kondase 2 роки тому +1

      I raised lamancha goats for years in my 4-H days. I miss it. They are such wonderful animals.

  • @reginaldtsheko4346
    @reginaldtsheko4346 2 роки тому +39

    guys i love the way he narrates and explains everything, his sense of humor is off the charts

  • @MichelleLM88
    @MichelleLM88 2 роки тому +167

    12:25 I actually believe I encountered a cougar once (considering that a sight was noted in my area at the time) because it was cat like but about the size of a large-medium dog. It was dark so couldn't really see it but still got pretty close ( about 5~4 ft away) and it was slightly backing up while seem like it's wondering what is wrong with me (because I'm trying to call it like it's Fluffy/Fido). As I get closer I realized it is bigger than I thought so I stop advancing and it seem to notice this (there was a pause where neither one of us are moving and I stop making noises). It turns and walks away (which is where I notice it is definitely cat like but way larger than even a maine coon)😨.
    I've had other incidence of misidentifing coyotes in my area as dogs (I'm not the one whos done it in my area but the fact I haven't been mauled is amazing ). It has gotten to the point that the coyotes are relatively cool (they'll still look at you like you're insane but) as long as you don't get too close and/or try to pet them. I think because some people have fed them, that they're like sure I'll be Fido for a few seconds to get food but no touching

    • @renivideht
      @renivideht 2 роки тому +26

      The human instinct to pet fuzzy things is very strong in you.

    • @flamesuniquehandle
      @flamesuniquehandle 2 роки тому +8

      @@renivideht no cap if i was russian id go out petting bear pups and when their mother comes she gon serve me tea

    • @spacebubble1552
      @spacebubble1552 2 роки тому

      @@flamesuniquehandle Same!

    • @koy5902
      @koy5902 7 місяців тому

      Sounds like you need glasses and a flashlight.

  • @ryankillpatrick
    @ryankillpatrick Рік тому +1

    "...the sound of a cougar in hea......."
    That explains SO MUCH!!!!!

  • @jedstanaland2897
    @jedstanaland2897 2 роки тому +505

    The interesting thing about those sea slugs is that they are known to intentionally not sting unless absolutely necessary. They are so dangerous but also very easy to handle as long as you never squeeze them or pester them long enough to make them the you might be worth getting with because they can still kill you with their harpoon it's more of an accident than anything else. I have held them in my hands and depending upon a few things they may have a texture something like that of velvet or mushrooms. Also you can feed them without having any major problems. Lastly they have been known to swim up to people because they want things that live on you like mites and other very small things.

    • @kauaichan
      @kauaichan 2 роки тому +35

      Wow..... That's crazy! If love to see one up close but that's not a ticket I wanna pay for😅 I had no idea they swim up to you too nibble on your mites. That's so cute yet equally terrifying🤣

    • @poweroftruth9258
      @poweroftruth9258 2 роки тому +1

      The Bible says in John 3:16-36 that whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ shall not perish but have everlasting life, the Bible also says in Romans 10:9 that those who declare with their mouth that Jesus Christ is their God, Lord, and Savior they shall be saved. Revelation 1:8 says that Jesus is the alpha and the omega. Luke and revelation is the ending times, and Jesus is returning back. So are you going to submit your life to him or no? Narrow is the path that leads to the gates of heaven, but only few people find it. The gates that is the path to destruction is where many people find it! Jesus loves you SO MUCH! That he died on the cross, and was resurrected from the dead 3 days later to give us eternal life.

    • @vincentdreemurr
      @vincentdreemurr 2 роки тому +18

      @@poweroftruth9258 your truth is false

    • @thalassaer4137
      @thalassaer4137 2 роки тому +22

      @@poweroftruth9258 shut it cultist

    • @jedstanaland2897
      @jedstanaland2897 2 роки тому +9

      Don't be mean to the guy I don't know what he was trying to say or do but he could be a bot or he could just think that this is the best way to spread his religion. He might have some sort of point in his statement or not but even if he is delusional it's not right to be mean to him. On a side note he might be a cultists but I would rather think of him as a decent person than not. I'm not Christian or atheist but something else and some of my primary mandates are to be kind to others, to spread knowledge, and to protect those who are not able to protect themselves.

  • @nandobordas
    @nandobordas 2 роки тому +47

    "...you too can get elevated and hella faded"
    I have spent the last bloody hour of my life binging on this guy's videos and *_my stomach and jaw are in LITERAL PHYSICAL PAIN from laughing so much and so hard_*.

  • @ariesdemiurge
    @ariesdemiurge 2 роки тому +21

    "And one even hooked up with the ground... *to completion"*
    That raises so many questions, many of which I wish were never raised.

  • @bellaweller1095
    @bellaweller1095 Рік тому +4

    Dude, keep them coming! I love and enjoy your vids. 👏👏👏

  • @mage0534
    @mage0534 2 роки тому +252

    I won't lie I'm lowkey proud of myself for spotting that leopard in like 1 second. I'm terrible at the "Where's waldo" game and I've been in the Bush and seen them in game reserves and I can say they are fucking difficult to spot

    • @eyesofthecervino3366
      @eyesofthecervino3366 2 роки тому +11

      I'm watching this on my phone, so I could see that something was different but it really didn't look like anything more than a large spiderweb.

    • @NelehLove9313
      @NelehLove9313 2 роки тому +10

      Instinct says spot the danger. When he said "if you haven't already found it, you're dead" that's when instinct kicks into overdrive and you're looking because you don't want to be dead. Brain looks for danger if it knows its there. But if you go into the woods not knowing about those dangers, of course you won't know when to trust your instinct. Always watch the trees and walk slow. I make a to look down, up, and mid all around me, and take my time doing it. Because I live in an area that has snakes, bears and mountain lions. Lol sometimes you get whiplash from looking so much. But it's worth it when it means you won't die or can save you precious moments to pull out a weapon.

    • @errortryagainlater4240
      @errortryagainlater4240 2 роки тому +10

      I saw it instantly but I'm still highkey impressed. If you were just wandering through the wild you probably wouldn't notice anything wrong.

    • @kyliesmith521
      @kyliesmith521 2 роки тому +2

      @@NelehLove9313 I got slack looking around because I got comfortable exploring the woods behind my house in the winter thinking I was safe. I saw a big cat run right beside me. Must have been a bobcat given its size but could have been a lynx. Least to say even if you know the area keep up with looking at your surroundings.

  • @alchemy5750
    @alchemy5750 2 роки тому +57

    "We played God with goats, and now we got Barnyard and Dark Souls and I don't like it"
    This is simply golden. I laughed way too hard

  • @1neOfN0ne
    @1neOfN0ne 2 роки тому +47

    If anyone ever questions the fact that educational content made by UA-camrs has become immensely more effective and entertaining than anything on TV, show them this dude's videos. I've always been interested in animals/nature, but this dude hits all the right notes and makes it all seem even more fascinating

    • @JohnSmith-fq7hj
      @JohnSmith-fq7hj 2 роки тому +4

      Right it woulda took a whole season of some show on discovery to tell us what he did in a few min

  • @margotrosendorn6371
    @margotrosendorn6371 8 місяців тому +2

    My favorite description of mountain lion screams are "crazy lady who just stubbed her toe".

  • @OskarDoesStuff
    @OskarDoesStuff 2 роки тому +524

    I think I speak for all of us when I say I wish this guy was my biology teacher ❤

  • @AhranMaoDante
    @AhranMaoDante 2 роки тому +34

    So, I live in the country and have seen Turkeys around from time to time. 1 Year, a flock came through our property. While most went through the backyard, 1 decided to check out the front yard, where it found our Blueberries. It spent so long eating those blueberries, the rest of the flock moved on and left it. I then watched as it spun in circles in our front yard in confusion of where it's flock went. Eventually, I walked outside and got it's attention, which spooked it so much it ran into the road at just the right time to become a statistic. The truck drive who hit the turkey stopped to get out shocked at what just happened. I went up to him and told him not to feel bad, it would have died eventually based on how I saw it acting; however, he told me he wasn't shocked because he was upset, he was shocked because he was shipping frozen turkey's and couldn't believe the odds. He even got his phone out and began vlogging about it.
    Also, I've watched a flock of turkey's bludgeon to death another turkey with their wings. Not sure why.

    • @dltr4730
      @dltr4730 2 роки тому +5

      I have an infinite number of questions, but the most important one starts with "What the Fuck?"

  • @jaifyre702
    @jaifyre702 Рік тому +666

    I've learned more about animals watching him then in school or national geographic.😊

  • @anthonychestnut4013
    @anthonychestnut4013 Рік тому +1

    Bro your roast game is impeccable. New fan.

  • @balocke2063
    @balocke2063 2 роки тому +59

    I’am studying zoology at university and my friends asked me to check you out, it’s impressive that your facts are right you edit well and all the other stuff that goes into making vids, good job keep up the good work

  • @Frey_TRO
    @Frey_TRO Рік тому +117

    *“ahhhh it’s got the fvcking virus!!”* 💀

  • @sorrywho6683
    @sorrywho6683 2 роки тому +42

    2 seconds in and I'm already screaming"WHAT THE FUCK!?"
    I love it.

  • @axeami1354
    @axeami1354 2 роки тому +131

    mimicking sounds seems to be quite common in the feline kingdom, after all it's well documented that they change their vocal pitch and even patterns around humans. Except for my cat Luna she's a massive mute the size of a scotty dog that makes no noise other than purring. Until the neighbouring cats visit that is and she just sits the squeaking like a pissed off dog toy.

    • @stiaininbeglan3844
      @stiaininbeglan3844 2 роки тому +12

      My cats ask "why" and say "no!" and call for "mama!" Lol But once, I had an entire conversation with my mum's cat. He asked where she was, I told him she wasn't home, he asked why not, I told him she was at work, he asked when she'd be back, I told him in a few hours. He stared at me silently for a second then turned around and went back to her room. 😂 One and only time I've understood more than just the tone of a cat's voice and the rhythm of meows. 😂

    • @LB-lx2tf
      @LB-lx2tf 2 роки тому +3

      @@stiaininbeglan3844 Incredible, and yet Believable!!!

    • @carolanestanley4030
      @carolanestanley4030 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @terraalbritton6405
      @terraalbritton6405 2 роки тому +1

      Hilarious!!!

    • @bluebeesmarple
      @bluebeesmarple Рік тому +3

      my tiny girl is a ghost until you go near food, she’ll appear and squeak a little

  • @NordicDan
    @NordicDan 2 роки тому +58

    Your analogies for death had me bursting out with laughter way too many times in the period of a 15 minute video....

  • @nightmare-time4plays943
    @nightmare-time4plays943 2 роки тому +158

    Talking with the penguins and the pebbles being currency I actually thought about this the other day when we were having a conversation about crows cuz someone I know really wants to befriend them and we have some around where we live and as you may or may not know they collect shiny things so I thought about it and I actually asked "do you guys think that the more shiny things you have the higher standards your held in in the crow community" because if you give them shiny things they may end up giving u a shiny thing or two back no I still don't know the answer but it'd be really funny if that was correct

    • @yanirasalka412
      @yanirasalka412 2 роки тому

      I LIKE YOU DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
      Gaze: "Amazed"
      Lips: "Sensual"
      Smile: "Sweeter"
      Body: "Colder"
      The first and last love
      Lots of love from the world
      I like your look
      You are very pretty
      You guys are too cute
      Makes me love you.
      Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

    • @nightmare-time4plays943
      @nightmare-time4plays943 2 роки тому +15

      @@yanirasalka412 the pure amount of questions I could ask and yet will not is immeasurable

    • @PestilentAllosaurus
      @PestilentAllosaurus 2 роки тому +25

      I don't think so. I was good friends with some wild crows for almost a decade before they dissapeared to what I assure old age.
      I think it's a personal attraction thing. Because what one crow might find alluring another crow would find it uninteresting and prefer instead the most perfectly shaped stick or object, or a certain color or texture.
      Least this is what I experienced. They also gave me gifts I will forever keep. A strange shaped stick, buttons, a coin, a broken piece of plastic, etc.

    • @keyboardwarrior3702
      @keyboardwarrior3702 2 роки тому +21

      There was a man who'd give crows treats for bringing him coins. They learned which ones were more valuable, preferring a quarter over a dime etc.

    • @elainasynranelt
      @elainasynranelt 2 роки тому +18

      @@keyboardwarrior3702 wasn't there also a guy who taught a flock of crows to bring him 20$ bills by giving them more expensive food when they brought him money?

  • @PriestessAusetRaAmen
    @PriestessAusetRaAmen Рік тому +7

    Old been around the block, Geronimo. I love this guy's commentaries. This is the type of newscaster I need on the f*ckery done by random ass humanity, on a regular basis. It would make the news more interesting and less stressful.

  • @Zadanoire
    @Zadanoire 2 роки тому +26

    *the fact that the test beaver was called “Geronimo” is fucking hilarious 🤣*