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"But then I guess puberty hits them like Hiroshima"
Damn he literally has no chill
It made me have a stroke, it was so unexpected lol
That was quite the shocking joke lol. Those goats are.. interesting though, so it’s fair I guess?
@@seabass1428 if you mean interesting as in "creepy and weird" then yeah i agree
@@seabass1428 the goats look like a ball sack with a face I'm not even gon lie
@@Medicbagg For real I thought it was just a goat with a massive tumor on it's face
"If something is that small and that colorful, its probably because it doesn't need to hide" that is actually a GREAT way to explain it to children. Thanks man!
Yet you still refuse to see intelligent design in creation.. because I take it that you too believe in evolution like the majority of the masses?
I thought it just ment small things that are brightly colored are usually poisons and most species of animals recognize that so it doesn't need to hide. Seemed pretty straightforward to me.
@@John-dd8kh how is it intelligent design if it was just animals surviving more often with certain traits than with other ones? If an animal lived longer and produced more offspring with bright colors than an animal with dull colors, then the dull colored animals will eventually die out slowly. No mystery there, just evolution. It’s already been observed by humans in both laboratories and in nature.
@@John-dd8kh It's not a good habit to randomly assume things about people and throw serious subjects on them out of the blue. It was worded like you were looking for an argument. In addition there are some people that believe in intelligent design and evolution.
@@John-dd8kh found the creationist
Sorry but there is nothing intelligent about the design of anything. Things are the way they are because thats how they work the best in harmony. Its was all trial and error and especially in the animal kingdom it was a *long* process.
I had a fox screaming outside our house in the middle of the night for months after their mate had been hit by a car a few streets over (at least I assume that's why they were screaming after seeing the expired fox a few days after I first heard the screaming). It was incredibly sad once I realized, but also incredibly creepy because it sounds like a little girl screaming.
thats so depressing omg. also, i didnt know foxes could scream although i knew they could laugh??
@@biggestbeelstan no one knows what foxes say [insert that song here]
Lived in Southern California for six years. Used to go on runs in Sycamore Canyon. There are mountain lions back there. The most terrifying sound I’ve heard in my life was a mountain lion scream. It’s louder than you realize and will instantly send chills down the spine of anyone who’s never heard it. I can only describe it as a combination of a high pitched growl and a human woman screaming in agony. After I heard it, I didn’t go running in the canyon. I later read that they are ambush predators that go for the back of the skull and it isn’t the one you see that will get you. It’s the one you don’t see, which in the canyon is all of them.
Real life "Hills Have Eyes" 😵
I ran in that canyon too luckily I haven't ran into one......that I saw.....
As babies they're adorable, as adults they could be in a freak show.
dont even wanna fathom how they look as grandparents
Adorable af as babies
How Choppa bra was invented
I'm such a really good singer 🥰🔪 ua-cam.com/video/Lz5x6vFqFN0/v-deo.html
They kind of look like an alien in a sci-fi movie or tv show thats old
You, Tierzoo, Zefrank, and the honey badger narrator guy are the 4 horsemen of educational nature videos.
Never heard of zefrank and honey badger gonna check them out.
@@raandomplayer8589 zefrank is hilarious. If you don’t like crude humour however he may be to much.
No zfrank? Blasphemy😳
I'm such a really good singer 🥰🔪 ua-cam.com/video/Lz5x6vFqFN0/v-deo.html
@ no you arent
This zoological walking wiki man shared so much about wildlife in under 15 minutes, and with slap fast wit! If he was a school teacher, kids would be lining up to take his class! Keep it up!!!
“Goat’s are the real G’s but like Lasagna they move in silence” 🔥this man’s wordplay is simply poetic
"Real G's move in silence like lasagna" - lil wayne. Song- 6 foot 7 foot. Don't take it offensive, just dropping a little extra info. However this man is awesome for using it at the right moment 😂
Shoutout Weezy 🐐
I'm a teacher and I'd like to thank you for educating young and old people in your charismatic and detailed way!
The more people know about nature, the more inclined they are to protect it.
Keep up the great work!
I'm such a really good singer 🥰🔪 ua-cam.com/video/Lz5x6vFqFN0/v-deo.html
^.^!
Or run from it!!
@ Stop spamming your shite.🙄
You're a great teacher for encouraging positive, entertaining methods, even if they're unorthodox or unprofessional.
We live in good times.
“Aww he just wants love” *”I rebuke that, he wants my life essence”*
💀💀💀 his videos always make me laugh ong
His version of love IS receiving your life essence 🤷♀️
@@lisacompanion8381 😭
haha he killed me when he said that. but also wholeheartedly agree with him. I know goats are biblically associated with Satan...but if there ever was truth to that--that goat is it. Lucifer himself in goat form. imagine coming across that goat at night. i would pass out.
@@Just999Me lmao
oh no not "rebuke" in this context? Damn I've been half-listening so far and wish I knew exactly where this is. Casual Geographic is a 99.9% accurate writer, and the only reason I ever mention a mistake is when they are incredibly rare, and this is one channel in which mistakes are incredibly rare.
So... we are all human. CG [that abbreviation coincidentally holds personal importance for me which I did not notice prior to abbreviating] is incredibly talented. I catch mistakes in books published by the largest publishers on this continent sometimes, too. It's not something I expect other people to do, because I am different, like I said, I'm really just saying something so I can point out how absolutely spotless Casual Geographic's writing is. This mistake is what I would call "slanting definition" which is a misuse of the term "slanting rhyme" from poetry. It's close, so close that a person's memory might shuffle a couple adjectives and one word becomes its neighbour.
This guy showed up in my feed a few weeks ago. I've been trying to figure out who he reminds me of. His lightning fast yet clear diction reminds me of Robin Williams. It takes my brain a few seconds to process what my ears heard, and I hardly have time to appreciate what he said because he's moved on to the next gem of a description. I don't have time to laugh because I'm trying not to miss the next bit of info. Others have said it, and it's true. He needs a show or some outlet where more people can be exposed to his brilliance.
I love the way you do this. You tell it like it is in a way that's easy to understand with no holds barred yet stay under the radar. I love it! Keep on keepin on.
This man just spits facts and jokes and nothing else in between. Respect 💯
I'm such a really good singer 🥰🔪 ua-cam.com/video/Lz5x6vFqFN0/v-deo.html
@ who cares? You're commenting the exact same thing in your comment feed.
I swear he's been extra repetitive lately. I've heard some of these animal facts and jokes before on his older videos
I LIKE YOU DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
Gaze: "Amazed"
Lips: "Sensual"
Smile: "Sweeter"
Body: "Colder"
The first and last love
Lots of love from the world
I like your look
You are very pretty
You guys are too cute
Makes me love you.
Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
At 0:00 I thought it was a small horse that only had it's snout left for it's head.
this man is better than animal planet, and national geographic
America's answer to Attenborough 😌👌
Why yes, Because he's CASUAL GEOGRAPHIC.
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I think I'm bad at this.
He does such a good job 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
He's better than both of them combined
No cap
I am binge watching your videos and it's just amazing to me how many different ways you are able to say dying without using the word! you crack me up!!
He makes it so interesting and fun to watch. Is very good at the narrative. Can't stop watching all his older and newest videos.
"Whoever named this would probably name an atheist 'Faith'."
Me, an Atheist named Faith: "Mom, you just got called out on the internet!"
I have an atheist friend named faith as well 🤣 it's more common than we think I guess 😅
This made my day
You guys have faith in science 😁
Faith in facts vs faith in Santa Jesus Zeus Apollo Xenu Tooth Fairy Easter Bunnies.
@@Average_CoD_Clips someone's mad
I don't know what this guy does for a living but he's hilarious, he should be doing some kind of wildlife based stand up comedy.
That is exactly what this channel seems to be!
@@scvcebc That's the joke, but I'm glad you weren't passive-aggressive with it.
ok gay
Well, we can't make fun of funny looking people out loud anymore so I guess this is the next logical step.
That's exactly what he's doing?! I can't do life anymore..... LOL IM DEAD
Man, I love your facts and delivery. Please keep the videos coming. Thx!
Bruh. I am so glad I found your channel. You really know how to break it down. Informative and funny. Keep up the good work! 💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾
You could make an entire series on animals that sound nothing like how you’d expect, like the way rhinos squeak
excuse me they do what
Guinea pigs can chirp like birds.
And the shoebill stork sounds like a machinegun
they what now?
We would like to inform you that he did do that.
Word😂 my cat almost exclusively chirps like a bird
My father's name is Paul. He and his brothers are named after biblical characters. Not too religious myself but I did tell myself if I ever had a daughter I would name her Damasca, an alteration of the Damascus RoadVision Paul had... after seeing this goat I may reconsider
I'm going to recommend you not name her that anyway to save her from the horrible teasing of kids who will call her "dumbass" instead of her name . . .
@@kattriella1331 I feel like the duustice goat they're just going to take away your soul
They would have flew off with butts
I'm such a really good singer 🥰🔪 ua-cam.com/video/Lz5x6vFqFN0/v-deo.html
@ if you have to say you're a good singer to get attention, you're not a good singer
I know people think turkeys are stupid. It's true that they have a lot of flocking instincts to keep them together that may be confusing, and sometimes ridiculous for the situation. However, after raising heritage breed turkeys for several years, I can definitely say, they are not stupid. These birds have incredible problem solving skills, communication skills, and amazingly advanced defensive and fighting techniques. I have seen these birds reorganize their environment to suit their purposes. They will stop barnyard fights between other birds when injury or stress are an issue. They can hide their offspring in optimum cover and fly into a back flip to kick a hawk away from their poults. I have seen turkeys take out a feral cat that was killing young birds. They will observe the behavior of the chickens, and if one rooster is problematic (too much fighting, chasing hens down for unwanted breeding, etc.) they will organize a team and hunt down that rooster. I have even been able to start distinguishing the different sounds they make and learn of the complex communication system they have. They get a bad rap for being dumb, but these birds have far more intelligence than most people realize. If you just take the time to observe them, they can and will show you how smart they are.
Yo I swear to god. It’s how calm like you are and you delivery with your punch lines. I freaking love it
Sir, you mastered the pokerface. I could've imagine someone talking that kind of stuff with that kind of straight emotionless face. That's a masterpiece. Bravo
His description of turkeys 😆
Some just don't show a lot of emotion on their face naturally lol and there's also the rbf
@@solus8685 that is true, nevertheless his straight face is masterpiece.
Maybe he laughed when he wrote the script, so when he says it on video it's not as funny to him anymore
In my experience, a scream in the North American woods is usually a cougar, owl, fox, trafficking attempt or your crunchy city neighbor Cathy getting chased by a badger she was too stupid to leave alone.
It’s better not to engage and try to ignore it unless you actually hear words being shouted.
My mum heard a screech owl for the first time when she was a kid in Ontario. She said it sounded exactly like a woman screaming. I've stayed out in the country several times in my short life, often in cougar country, and not heard anything like it. Then again, growing up, I slept like the dead. Lol
You left out the North American Sabe, otherwise known as Bigfoot (but don't let them hear you call them that - it's like calling Inuits, Eskimos).
@@sharity3289 oooo neat.
"trafficking attempt"
oh yea, you know what northern us / canada rural life is like
@@strangerinastrangeland3613 i was being satirical.
Some of your videos just recently stated showing up in my feed. Hilarious and educational. Good stuff.
"answering that call when it's not for you is how you meet Batman's parents"....dude, you're hilarious.
“Bison isn’t just a name it’s also what your parents will be saying at your funeral”
This right here is the reason I keep coming back to these videos! How do you even come up with these? Pure genius!
Hey, i don’t speak English that well, why is this one funny😅
@@reindert144 Bison, Bye Son
🤣🤣
@@nickvoug3059 Ah, it's in the prenounciation. I'm from the Netherlands, and we write Bizon, but we prenounce it like Bi zon, not Beyson. So i heard it different in my head😅Any way, thanks for the clear up😊
@@reindert144 You're welcome :)
This man is becoming the new National Geographic
National Geographic but with enjoyability
Hence the name.
OGS used to be called hood nature
I'm such a really good singer 🥰🔪 ua-cam.com/video/Lz5x6vFqFN0/v-deo.html
Nah... He is the new Casual Geographic
"I pay way too much for contacts for you to lie about what's in front of my face." 😂
Dude, keep them coming! I love and enjoy your vids. 👏👏👏
"Here's a story about how 76 beavers where parachuted into Idaho" That's the most American sentence I've heard in a while.
Or the alternate beginning intro to Beaverly Hillbillies
It only cost $7/beaver, which in today's dollars is 46mil and 23 cents.
@@therealunicornselene actually only about $7600
As someone who volunteered for the Idaho State Historical Society, allegedly Geronimo liked doing the air drops after awhile (or at least got used to them) and he would crawl back in his box after being safely dropped. If you ever go to Boise, Idaho, the Idaho State History Museum is there and there is a whole little section just for Geronimo 😊.
the fact this was done at ALL, is a funny story . GO GERONIMO! lol
Best beaver
That is awesome, thanks for sharing!
That's really cute
That's actually really cool!
Love watching your channel. Thank you !
Casual Geographic: Is perfect, his descriptions and explanations for animals are short and funny and you can actually learn a lot.
"y'all don't have to tag me in every animal video" yes, we do. We need your content every second of every day. You're too good for your own good. You can't possibly post enough. We love you
This is how cults Start.
@@RRAX I love how you had to put "" because there is always that one person 😂
That's so sweet. Aww.👍👏👏👏
I agree 💯❗
@@sleepysin9821 😂😂😂👌💯
"There's a chance this report is fake."
Doubtful. The U.S. government knows no bounds with wasting our tax dollars.
Vouch! -Active military
I LIKE YOU DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
Gaze: "Amazed"
Lips: "Sensual"
Smile: "Sweeter"
Body: "Colder"
The first and last love
Lots of love from the world
I like your look
You are very pretty
You guys are too cute
Makes me love you.
Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
sad but true 🤧
And they have a history of trying to weaponize animals. They tryed to use bats for bombing for crying out loud!
@@gran9773
They used cats for spying, pigeons for guiding bombs, and dogs in general.
I love this guy's commentary and his delivery is spot on.
This is the second video of yours I've watched and I am very much impressed! It did take me a while to realize that you were holding a microphone rather than an almost expired lollypop.
So glad to read your comment. I also thought it was a lollipop for at least four videos.
@@bernadettecartin LOL!
@@bernadettecartin I was choking on a sucker at work and my boss accused me of lollygagging!
This guy needs to become a school teacher. He'd revolutionize the education system single handedly. Kids would pay attention to him in class 👏👏
Being a school teacher slow the teaching process and he couldn't teach us grown-ups. Plus is a low salary. He deserves better!
He would never be allowed to actually teach kids this way (unfortunately) they would dumb his message down and remove anything that connects with kids on their own level
Unfortunately, he would not be able to talk like that to his classes and he would have a curriculum to follow. Unless he's teaching zoology (which most schools do not have) he'd have a very different set of things to teach.
You know you have to be careful of that kind of stuff because becoming a teacher can sometimes kind of knock the life out of someone. Being in an environment with rules and shit..
@audrha kecil yo what
Re: otters
I had a teacher in high school who schooled us on the “cuteness” of otters. She was a zoo keeper before she became a teacher and ended up quitting due to trauma after the otters teamed up and attacked her. Apparently she nearly died. I have trusted the water demons since.
You *have?* trusted the water demons since? You implying they had a good reason to assault her?
@@dravenocklost4253 Oof, talk about an awkward typo lol
*haven't
@@dravenocklost4253 i mean if she was a bad teacher-
@@wolfieisacat13 *bad zoo keeper
@@sendmorerum8241 I think he’s talking about when she was teaching him. If he hates her then he’s happy with the fact that she got attacked by the otters.
Your narration is just funny! Your style is so unique! Keep up the great work!
God Bless You Damnit.. I know u didn't hatchu.. but let God bless this man In the best way
My dad has lived on a farm his whole life, over the last 70 years, and he says that he doesn't trust the goats because when they look at him he feels like they can see his soul. He said this to me a couple years ago and I was never so scared in my life... because I kind of know what he means
Superstitious bullshit
@@zlyexe1736 I didn't say that they _could_ see his soul. Just that it _felt like_ they could see his soul. We are not superstitious. Unless you count my dad's Catholicism as a superstition. Which is arguable.
@@autodidacticartisan Christ is real man, there are evil forces at work in our world.
If it's any reassurance, Damascus goats (we call them Shami in the region) are actually pretty chill. They have a mostly relaxed temper. I've some acquaintances who herd goats for their family, and Damascus goats are basically easy mode. Very nutritious milk and meat, usually give birth to three or four kids (yes baby goats are called kids) and they're adaptable as hell. Now I don't know about beauty, but when you give humans so many advantages over other goat breeds, you're gonna start looking real nice to them.
@@dravenocklost4253 the question isn't whether or not he was real. he almost certainly was real. the question is if he was actually the son of God, or more of a Roman era L. Ron Hubbard. And that is a much more nuanced question than many realise
3:23 "They'll get 50 shades of 'Fuck around and find out'" This man deserves an Oscar for his creativity.
Dude, I love your videos! Keep up the great work man and your swearing is fiiiiine.
I live in Thailand now. Watching you takes me back to being in Jersey lol. Thanks for that.
"Too devoted...leads to their destruction." Yeah, don't feel bad Otter, I fell into that trap too.
ok gay
@@SparrowIZ Bro it's not 2006 anymore that's not an insult
@@koy5902 it is
Fun fact: the real reason why Ben Franklin wanted the turkey to be the country's mascot was that he saw them fearlessly attack and scare off British soldiers. Also, there is a tribe in Siberia that use Reindeer as their beast of burden, even to the extent of drinking their piss to get high after the animal eats the psychedelic mushroom.
He never actually wanted the turkey to be the country's mascot, and he was mostly criticizing the Society of Cincinnati. Since membership to the Society of Cincinnati was hereditary, he thought they were trying to create a class of nobility. And the society of Cincinnati's mascot was a bald eagle.
The mushroom 🍄 is amanita muscaria and is very toxic unless dried and boiled then can be eaten safely. Be careful though if drinking this magic tea in areas where reindeer live, because they are addicted to this stuff and if you urinate outside they will smell it and trample you to get to it.
I’ve never learned so much and had so much fun at the same time. You definitely earned my sub with this video. The ending had me laughing so hard that I had an asthma attack. Thank God for Albuterol.
Your roasts and sarcastic jokes are so funny! 😂
"Answering that call when it's not for you is how you meet Batman's parents" bro that had me rolling on the floor😂
The last damn quote. "Basically getting R. Kelly'd by a reindeer will have you thinking you can fly as well." I can't stop laughing.
Bro I freakin' love your sense of humor, keep it going
I am new to your channel. Found you by accident. I think I'm in love. Haven't laughed this hard in 10 years. Haven't learned this much in one setting since 5 th grade. Thank you.
"We played God with goats, and now we got Barnyard and Dark Souls and I don't like it"
This is simply golden. I laughed way too hard
This man is funnier and somehow educates me more that my school and nat geo. I need no more. Happy new year everyone.
I LIKE YOU DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
Gaze: "Amazed"
Lips: "Sensual"
Smile: "Sweeter"
Body: "Colder"
The first and last love
Lots of love from the world
I like your look
You are very pretty
You guys are too cute
Makes me love you.
Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
@@yanirasalka412 ima need some explanation.
@@potatoboy1310 its a bot.
@@pajamas720 thanks
I have learned so from you. Love your channel
I just enjoy your videos so much! Your commentary is a kind of comedic poetry. 😉
Who else randomly found this guy one year and just been watching him ever since
Me
Yep. I don't regret it
Me
Yee
Me
As someone who has hunted wild turkey, they can be very, very stupid but also can outsmart you.
I've had them sneak behind me, see me from miles and figure out a decoy in a few seconds.
However I've also had them try and breed the decoy, fight the decoy, walk on top of the turkey I just shot instead of running. Nearly touch me before seeing me and come running to a whistle.
So, some turkeys are dumb. But some are super smart. The smart ones you don't see, cause you know... they smart.
So like chickens.
I've seen the same thing with people. I assure you the "smart ones" are in fact so unimaginably dumb that it works out for them. Naturally you can never analyze a behavior of a specific turkey, but with humans when you question their actual motives of acting a certain way - their justification is unimaginably retarded.
So basically their brain is a glorified random action generator and sometimes it works out for them.
The smartest animals are the ones we haven't discovered
@@RaptorTalon-ts8nk uhhh no, they're usually the dead ones that don't get discovered.
Clever girl 🤔
Bro your roast game is impeccable. New fan.
great videos, man. i love animals and you're getting really deep into it here
On the note of the bisons, my grandparents went to a nation park while they were coming back from their migration (they go to warmer states in the winter). And the rangers had to deny them access because a family decided they wanted pictures with the bisons and attempted to put their children on the bisons back. As one can expect, this went terribly wrong as the bisons trampled them and the children passed away. In which the parents then tried to sue the park for having untrained animals in the park. They lost that lawsuit, but I heard they got some compensation for the funerals.
"For having untrained animals in the park"
What??? It's a national park not a petting zoo
@@Ana-dn5fl Even in a zoo, you shouldn't try that, but can't help people who suffer from stupidity and entitlement. A very deadly combo.
And the Darwin award for that year goes to...
Ah a Karen and Kevin couple
Having untrained animals at the park. Like they went in expecting a bison to be trained. This is why there needs to be a license to be able to breed.
The turkey thing reminded me of when we first ordered our turkeys. We got em from a hatchery and they came in a box with a pamphlet that said the chicks would probably not be able to identify their food unless it was shown a certain way (can't remember how it said) so we ended up putting them with the chicken chicks to make sure they wouldn't dumbass themselves to death. What amazing creatures.
At least pigeons have the excuse that cuteness to people got them more food than brains. Why are Turkeys so dumb?
😂😂😂
This made me cackle uncontrollably😂😂😂😂😂
"Dumbass themselves to death" good god that's funny.
@@GoldenLigerZero yeah, domestic turkey chicks are just about braindead, our luck with them, oh their feeling too hot under the heater lamp, they move out of the light, now they are shivering and freezing to death, move back into the light? nope, not worth the effort. they survived but only because we took away all of their cold space
I LIKE YOU DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
Gaze: "Amazed"
Lips: "Sensual"
Smile: "Sweeter"
Body: "Colder"
The first and last love
Lots of love from the world
I like your look
You are very pretty
You guys are too cute
Makes me love you.
Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
I love his synonyms for dying 🤣 I think my favorite is meeting Batman’s parents
I love your videos, they're informative and really funny.
That estrous cycle noise and people not returning from it probably inspired a lot of legends about forest monsters.
The more i learn about the world, the more i am convinced that legends were created because people didnt have enough information to connect it to something real
@@darklord3861 you're entirely right. Mythology is more or less the way we understood the world before we had the scientific method. The best example of this is the Hawaiian volcano Goddess also doubling as a fertility Godess because the volcanic ash in the Pacific rim is incredibly fertile.
"basically, getting r-kelly'd by a reindeer will have you believing you can fly as well"
i fucking lost it lmao
Kid, you are good, you have talent. I wish you all the success!
This guy is the best I've ever listened to and watched his videos.
Interesting Leopard Story:
I read an article a little while ago about a leopard who'd recently lost her cub, and ended up trying to take care of an infant baboon after killing its parents. (Leopards and baboons are natural rivals. The instinctive hatred goes so deep that baboons will often kidnap and kill leopard cubs to ensure they don't grow up to be threats.)
The infant couldn't have been more then a few days old, and was injured in the fight. Poor thing was a goner, and there's no way the leopard couldn't see that, but it didn't stop her from gently carrying it up to a tree to keep it safe from scavengers, and comforting it through the night until its passing.
The moral of the story: Mammalian maternal instincts run DEEP, and it isn't just humans who feel that protective urge when we view an infant of any species.
Thanks for your amazingly sweet story and Animals do have compassion and feel empathy ❤ towards other species, sometimes they are better that us human beings. Nature Rocks and so does this guy who narration is fast and to the point. He is definitely one that I will subscribe to.
This reminds me of the mother lion who kept trying to adopt baby gazelles
@@sarajaidritzema9285 you do realize that according to the comment the leopard kill the baby Baboons parents and injury in the baby in the process. right? "empathy" is not really the word that i would use
@@rokingfrost8446 yes I agree to an extent but the leopard did something out of instinct and when she realized that the baby was hurt she didn't eat or kill it, No! she took it up a tree to die in peace, so to me that means that the Leopard had some form of empathy.
@@sarajaidritzema9285 They on purpose killed the parents, to steal a child. Like, she merc'd the absolute living shit out of them, just so that she could have the illusion of raising a child that is hers.
What's your exact opinion, about the exact same type of situation, but then about people?
“If you answer that call and it’s not for you, you’re gonna be meeting Batman’s parents” 😂😂 always kills me with the way he describes things
Love the content and the presentation keep up the good work brother and I'll stay a fan
There are very few UA-camrs I follow seriously. And, you’re one of them.
Happy New Year Casual Geographic and to anyone reading this, hope this year is less crap for everyone.
The task force 141 says a happy new year's to you too
This Year already started bad with Betty Whites death, but Happy New Year
@@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 She was the last guardian. Now there is nothing to stop 2022. The last immortal one has perished, it is every man for himself now. 2022 is coming for everyone.
Thanks dude same to you
Likewise.
Omg dude! For 20 years I legit thought someone got turned into a hashtag. Was camping in the mountains in California. We heard that screaming one night and it fully freaked us out. When we ask about it the next day in town locals just laughed at us. I spent the last 20 years thinking we camped on a human sacrifice mountain only to finally learn it was just a female mountain lion in heat. Once you hear that sound in the wild it can never be unheard.
It's a little unnerving to be a city-dweller and then come out into the country and hear an owl snatch up a rabbit, too. Rabbits _shriek._ And that sound will absolutely dead-@$$ wake you up from a sound sleep.
@@alexisgrunden1556 Yes! ⬆️ This Alexis ⬆️ 🤣
Coyotes are the creepiest thing to hear too. Strangely enough, you get really used to it after 10 years. But seriously, if you want to hear something creepy in the middle of the night look up coyote yips and howls on youtube.
@@ghostsuru8429 Dead ass for sure. Moose in heat sound like someone out in the woods doing a rub off too. 🤣
It could still be a secret sacrifice mountain
love your work NZ
Quite arguably the BEST educational channel on UA-cam!
“Proving that the draft and post button are way too close to each other.” This man has a way with words!
Thanks for telling the story of Geronimo the Airborne Beaver. They test-dropped him several times. By the time he was done, he almost was resigned to it. He almost seemed to sigh and then would climb into the box. He was such a good sport, that they air dropped him first in the final operation, along with two ladies of his species. A government idea that actually worked, unlike... you get the idea.
So he got laid after the end of the mission? Good ending?
that's James bond shit
I visualized this story as I read it. Lol that was good, thnx
I watch your videos every night. You are very helpful and hilarious 😂 thank you
I just enjoy this brilliant man. I look forward to laughing and learning. He is so funny.
I gotta say as someone with a degree in Zoology, I absolutely love the way you teach people about animals. It’s honestly great. 😂🖤
So you don't have a degree?
useless degree lol
@@stephanneptune112 it isn't a useless degree! If you understand what it covers, it's actually quite impressive. You will learn everything about that work sector and focus alot on biology. It opens up all kind of positions in the animal sector and is also a really good stepping stone onto more advanced courses. If got a degree in zoology, you can get good paying jobs in Animal welfare, zoo management and veterinary nursing etc.
Why is there always someone feeling the need to prove how “credible” they are? No one asked. No one cares.
@@Catjuggler lmao are you a little kid or what zoology is a fake degree
This dude is hilarious. I wish he had been one of my teachers. He definitely would have made learning a lot more fun.
Exactly! I had one fun teacher in high school, kids need funner teachers. It makes learning fun 🥰
@@karanowlin9506 I agree
If this guy was our teacher in middle school and high school man I would love to study every single lessons of Science and EVS the subjects that always make me want stop studying 😂😂😂 but I hate math the most .....🤣
i refused to go home .and wait for adoption papers.
@@htfanai3447 That's not how teaching works lol you don't just name a few cool trivia facts about animal behavior to study biology, you learn about cell structure and mitochondria and shit.
I’m here for your sense of humor 😂
You should do Stand Up. You’re awesome!! Thank you 🤣
Well done. Me and friend had just moved into a new house outside of town. The first night we heard screaming in the backyard late at night that woke us both. It sounded like a woman being brutally murdered. We grabbed some weapons a flashlight and a mop and ran out back to save her. It was Peacock.
our peacocks sound like horns though lol
of course you grabbed a mop, it's guns, ammo, light, mop. yup.
They're all over the place in AZ, and some sound like slightly more dulcet-of-tone chickens, some like mewling kittens, others still like little girls crying (literally; it almost sounded like a distorted teary-voiced "haaaalp.... meeehhh!"). Creeps me the eff out.
there was a farm nearby growing up and they raised peacocks. we could hear them yelling from our house. my mom would make peacock noises super loudly in their general direction, and there would always be at least one that would yell back at her 😂
🤣 it's creepy and funny,, wow I didn't know peacock can do such things...
about turkey intelligence it's specifically the domestic ones that are dumb, wild turkeys on the other hand are fairly intelligent an can outperform bald eagles in intelligence tests they are also fairly adept at geography.
I'm such a really good singer 🥰🔪 ua-cam.com/video/Lz5x6vFqFN0/v-deo.html
So true we have a lot of them on our rural land down here in Alabama .They are making a great comeback in our area thanks to feral hog trapping and hunting along with the other native species .My wife has converted our land to wildlife habitats out here and loves to see the babies .Not all domestic turkeys are dumb . My wife has a pet Bourbon hen she raised from a baby and she is really smart for a domestic bird .Maybe not as smart as her African Grey Parrot but very few creatures can compete with this Einstein of the animal world but a smart bird for a turkey .It might be because she is a pet and my wife spends a lot of time with her .Wild turkey are quite amazing creatures and never fail to frighten me when roosting up in the old oaks out here when they fly out .We do have some large wild toms come around to check out my wife's pet hen .She is getting her a Bourbon tom for company in a couple of weeks along with some more turkeys .
@ No, you're completely talentless.
I LIKE YOU DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
Gaze: "Amazed"
Lips: "Sensual"
Smile: "Sweeter"
Body: "Colder"
The first and last love
Lots of love from the world
I like your look
You are very pretty
You guys are too cute
Makes me love you.
Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
Thank you, others in the comments making up BS was annoying.. they people believing them was a bigger loss of faith in humanity.
these vids always make my day 😂
I love him. “Fifty shades of f around and find out.” 😂😆
The goat without ears you showed at the door is called a Lamancha. A common dairy breed. I've almost gotten them before but ultimate went with the Alpine breed because a solid black one with horns can come out looking like a devil goat. (I've bred a solid black male too. People were so afraid of him but I loved him. Jet black fur, large horns and golden eyes.)
Thts metal af
Sounds beautiful!! I once had a BoerXLamancha billy and he was like a Harley Davidson. Big, dark chocolate and gentle giant of a goat. I got 3 beautiful daughters from him. 💕
you bred satan basically
You bred the one you loved ??? Jk
the black goat sounds beautiful! what was his name?
The mushrooms that the elk eat to get high are Amanita muscaria! The typical fairy tale mushroom, red cap with white spots. It's on the genus amanita, which is responsible for 90% of all mushroom related deaths. It's common name is Fly agaric, for it's old use as a (rather ineffective) fly killer. They aren't really deadly, but can make you sick. Where I live we don't have the red capped ones, ours are yellow and are called Amanita muscaria var. Guessowii.
Videos are good and all, but I'm subscribing for the one liner drops. Dude's sense of humour is just awesome.
Not gonna lie. Just found this channel at 12 pm. It's 3:44pm now and I'm still watching your vids man 😭😭😭 keep up the good work. Intelligence is honestly NEVER boring for me. And you do it with an awesome loveable personality. Got a subscriber out of me for life bro!
Welcome to the club
New here too, pretty intrigued & amused! 😂🙌🏾
Found it at 12 am and it's 2:10 am now lol
*“ahhhh it’s got the fvcking virus!!”* 💀
😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😩😩😩
1:19
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Lol
I bet he still has trump 2020 signs on his front yard.
Awesome channel! great jokes and information.
Bro love your videos keep bringing them educational love the commentary this is how teachers should keep your students interested in a subject 🙏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
aww, for anyone who doesnt know the second video of the goats is a Lamancha. They do in fact have ears, and theyre completely natural. if you breed a lamancha with a goat with normal ears, you get these little elf ears and theyre so cute!! anyway, im not surprised to see that the goat on the porch is a lamancha. mine used to do it every morning when she wanted to be milked, and would come up to the house when something was wrong, like when another goat was in the road. she was wicked smart, and just an amazing goat to have. its a little creepy to have one on your back porch at night tho lol.
One thing I learned rather fast (I visited a pretty interesting farm last Friday)
Is that goats...god they're smart. Like smart to a point it almost impressive and a little scary at the same time.
@@KanekiKen-mu4nu very smart. livestock animals in general are smarter than most people think, but goats especially. but that makes them very fun to be around.
My parents where keeping a goat for a while..... they had a one of those diamond wire fences put up to make sure the dogs wouldn't get to her but it was rainy season and she kept escaping at night. We had no idea why until my dad decided to check the furthest corner of the fence and found out that she would go over there and nudge the bottom out of the soil which was softened because of the rain and slide out from there because for whatever reason she preferred to sleep next to the house. I've absolutely loved being around goats after that bc they're so amazingly intelligent and I love it
I raise dairy goats. Mainly Nigerian Dwarves. But about 1/3rd of our population is mixed. We raised some lamanchas. First one was mine and she lived for about 11 years. We have several of her kids who are mixed dwarf. We started out with 2 alpines first. Our current full breed lamancha is named Ava (after a demon person from the show Supernatural). She did have a sister named Ruby (named after the blonde demon Ruby from supernatural) but she unfortunately passed away at 3 months old. Lamanchas are personally my favorite goats. They have such a laid back but dumb personality. They're also super loud when they baa too. Ava hangs out with one of our great pyrenees dogs because she isn't accepted into the herd yet due to being as bottle baby.
But glad to know someone else knows about them! They're kinda the unknown goat breed it seems.
@@marcfilms999 how cool, we also had alpines, and a nigerian dwarf named Earnest, and the lamancha was my favorite. we also named some of our lambs after supernatural characters, rowena, amara, and castiel!