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  • @FrankThorntonReviews
    @FrankThorntonReviews 3 роки тому +1855

    Long live the Goblin Clan!

    • @MRuby-qb9bd
      @MRuby-qb9bd 3 роки тому +35

      If he reaches 500k subscribers will it become a horde?

    • @FrankThorntonReviews
      @FrankThorntonReviews 3 роки тому +3

      @@MRuby-qb9bd quite possibly!

    • @woahitscorrina
      @woahitscorrina 3 роки тому +10

      @@MRuby-qb9bd you misspelled "when"

    • @MRuby-qb9bd
      @MRuby-qb9bd 3 роки тому +1

      @@woahitscorrina Shhhhh...don't jinx it!

    • @jamesford2192
      @jamesford2192 3 роки тому

      Daniel have you played the witcher 3 and what are your thoughts on it if you have ?

  • @xXxDinEnesteEnexXx
    @xXxDinEnesteEnexXx 3 роки тому +2691

    *Daniel Greene:* "Please don't send me an email, trying to convert me to your religion"
    *Me, wanting to talk about our lord and savior Cthulhu:* :'(

    • @RachelAnnPotter
      @RachelAnnPotter 3 роки тому +122

      You have my attention

    • @marocat4749
      @marocat4749 3 роки тому +109

      Heretic, Yog-Sothoth is the only one worth of worship :3

    • @amp7980
      @amp7980 3 роки тому +89

      I would talk to him about my religion of dudeism, but the man made it clear and the dude abides.

    • @dabraude
      @dabraude 3 роки тому +50

      Blood for the Blood God

    • @ZamWeazle
      @ZamWeazle 3 роки тому +3

      @@marocat4749 😹

  • @Kevinbaconator_
    @Kevinbaconator_ 3 роки тому +1362

    *spends 23 minutes showing he's a person with feelings and personality*
    My brain: nice video, wheel of time guy

  • @kefie1029384756
    @kefie1029384756 3 роки тому +529

    “There’s no point in debating someone online”, says the person who has a “let’s debate” series on his channel

  • @isaacbacon6056
    @isaacbacon6056 2 роки тому +61

    "I am completely and utterly straight" that didn't age well

  • @eukulm2987
    @eukulm2987 3 роки тому +1697

    Daniel:,, who puts beans on toast?“
    Every British person ever: Am I a Joke to you

    • @kbg12ila
      @kbg12ila 3 роки тому +24

      I've done it before.... But usually with some cheese sometimes too.

    • @Arezoo298195
      @Arezoo298195 3 роки тому +26

      @@kbg12ila yes the cheese is absolutely necessary!

    • @bobbedybob8036
      @bobbedybob8036 3 роки тому +32

      beans on toast is amazing

    • @cavelynturner169
      @cavelynturner169 3 роки тому +8

      My dad has beans on raisin toast 🤮

    • @kbg12ila
      @kbg12ila 3 роки тому +13

      @@cavelynturner169 Ok that's not it but I respect it.

  • @DWPF17
    @DWPF17 3 роки тому +1635

    “Don’t make it weird.”
    Petition to start calling Daniel “Goblin Daddy.”

  • @heitorcoutinho4462
    @heitorcoutinho4462 3 роки тому +864

    Daniel: "I'm not a king or any of that crap, I'm just the disheveled goblin who brings the news."
    Me: "Our king is so humble."

  • @benmiller4499
    @benmiller4499 3 роки тому +403

    Daniel: "I'm not bi, totally straight"
    Also Daniel: "I like what I like, it's not really consistent"

    • @davidmernick7360
      @davidmernick7360 3 роки тому +111

      Cut to a week ago "I'm just bi."

    • @Grace-td5dd
      @Grace-td5dd 3 роки тому +4

      @@davidmernick7360 wait which video

    • @davidmernick7360
      @davidmernick7360 3 роки тому +54

      @@Grace-td5dd Not a video. He came out as bisexual on his Twitter back in April.

    • @chickenmonger123
      @chickenmonger123 3 роки тому +21

      @@davidmernick7360 It seems like its about not equivocating about his sexuality. Which is consistent with his views.
      He finds certain things attractive in men. Or maybe certain men attractive. And could see himself in a relationship in lesser circumstances. So he’s stopped equivocating. He is bi. It needs no qualifiers in his view.
      Or that’s how it looks. It does seem like he’s not nearly as into guys. But why is that important to give everyone? Anyway. Idk he could just have realized he’s into peen. Doubt it however.

    • @kingodavidpt
      @kingodavidpt 2 роки тому +28

      Yeah, on his Last vídeo about superman bi, he also says "as a Recent Bi...." good for him

  • @lies7253
    @lies7253 3 роки тому +871

    Daniel: no, Pips is not by best friend
    Pips: I've been tricked, I've been backstabbed, and I've been quite possibly, bamboozled

    • @who_the_fuck_is_riley5813
      @who_the_fuck_is_riley5813 3 роки тому +18

      I thought all cat owners' best friends were their cats. Mine (her name is Hershey) is my best friend

    • @psionicsknight6651
      @psionicsknight6651 3 роки тому +3

      Don’t forget Smeckledorfed! ;)

    • @AlasdairGR
      @AlasdairGR 3 роки тому +8

      Pips: I’m revolted, I’m disgusted

    • @bunnygirlerika9489
      @bunnygirlerika9489 3 роки тому +4

      He can't he beat friends with Pips because he is Pips slave.

  • @muhammadhashir6136
    @muhammadhashir6136 3 роки тому +801

    I like how people are casting aspersions on his character and work ethic and credibility and stuff, but he gets really triggered when someone claims that he likes ghosts more than goblins.

    • @brendenbrown7666
      @brendenbrown7666 3 роки тому +21

      They can’t even touch things! Dumass! Goblins are so much better!
      Hah

    • @muhammadhashir6136
      @muhammadhashir6136 3 роки тому +9

      @@brendenbrown7666 true that

    • @atharvadeshpande4749
      @atharvadeshpande4749 3 роки тому +9

      @@muhammadhashir6136 Dude, I mean who would like Ghosts over Goblins?! Ghosts are dumb always Standing there And Being all "Blah blah blah I want to kill you for living my house Blah blah blah"

    • @CarlosPerez-hm7gf
      @CarlosPerez-hm7gf 3 роки тому +5

      There have been more ghosts than goblins on Scooby Doo, Just sayin'...

    • @UltimateKyuubiFox
      @UltimateKyuubiFox 3 роки тому +3

      Carlos Perez Yeah, cuz they’re old men in cheap sheets who look like dorks.

  • @prestonyates8003
    @prestonyates8003 3 роки тому +298

    Man, I heard "talking trees" and my mind went to Ents.

    • @harmonygibbs7904
      @harmonygibbs7904 3 роки тому +8

      same...

    • @jenzvoice
      @jenzvoice 3 роки тому +8

      same 😳

    • @jacobsejer4527
      @jacobsejer4527 3 роки тому +5

      Sweet summer child... I was totally the same place

    • @kathleenquinlan6559
      @kathleenquinlan6559 3 роки тому +4

      That was where my brain went, but when he talked about pot, it made sense (because I’m on reddit, where r/trees is about marijuana, and r/marijuanaenthusiasts is about actual arboreal trees

    • @claudeanello3362
      @claudeanello3362 3 роки тому +1

      MEE TOO!!!

  • @PeruseProject
    @PeruseProject 3 роки тому +971

    Omg another non-scripter UA-camr! Yay to just hoping for the best!

    • @Kotsoros37
      @Kotsoros37 3 роки тому +16

      I feel like most of the ones I gravitate towards are non-scripters. Just feels right!

    • @15r52
      @15r52 3 роки тому +1

      Hey cutie

    • @salehbno
      @salehbno 3 роки тому +1

      I am from Saudi and it is so good to have you as a friend.

  • @dietwater4620
    @dietwater4620 3 роки тому +438

    My assumption is that you read books

  • @AmandaTheJedi
    @AmandaTheJedi 3 роки тому +604

    We love a fierce advocate

    • @Kille483
      @Kille483 3 роки тому +30

      I read it as avocado

    • @ProvidenceNL
      @ProvidenceNL 3 роки тому +27

      @@Kille483 Whats not to love about fierce avocados!

    • @mr-golden-skull535
      @mr-golden-skull535 3 роки тому +11

      @@Kille483 avocados with sass

  • @stagelinedpro
    @stagelinedpro 3 роки тому +245

    "I'm forcefully advocating for compromise."
    -Daniel Greene 2020

    • @eazy8579
      @eazy8579 2 роки тому +5

      They will learn of our peaceful ways, BY FORCE!

  • @roshnichoudhary6314
    @roshnichoudhary6314 3 роки тому +718

    I don't need to be straight to have a crush on Kaladin. . . .

  • @carlarodriguesalmeida471
    @carlarodriguesalmeida471 3 роки тому +327

    "You speak Spanish. Nein." So it is a hard no then.

  • @atella394
    @atella394 3 роки тому +199

    Incredible that I, a semi-regular stoner, took 'talking tree's literally and thought 'oh fuck yeah I bet Daniel loves talking trees in fantasy series' instead of you know, weed.

  • @BradleyGordon42
    @BradleyGordon42 3 роки тому +70

    Daniel: "I get a little scared of commitment"
    Also Daniel: LOVES Wheel of Time

  • @giggleanthropisticon7061
    @giggleanthropisticon7061 3 роки тому +367

    "I have FRIENDS!!" -Desperate Daniel 2020

    • @Saavryn
      @Saavryn 3 роки тому +12

      They're from Canada. You wouldn't know them.

    • @777LGF
      @777LGF 3 роки тому +4

      I died at that part 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @KarlKristofferJohnsson
      @KarlKristofferJohnsson 3 роки тому +3

      I just thought of the song "I Have Friends" from "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend".

  • @milospollonia1121
    @milospollonia1121 3 роки тому +947

    Let's ignore the fact that he thinks 12 friends is not much...
    Fuck

    • @DanielGreeneReviews
      @DanielGreeneReviews  3 роки тому +219

      I was also moving high schools so I met a lot of people

    • @oswin5775
      @oswin5775 3 роки тому +177

      There are people who have 12 friends?

    • @finghinmccarthy5021
      @finghinmccarthy5021 3 роки тому +168

      @@oswin5775 there are people who have friends?

    • @oswin5775
      @oswin5775 3 роки тому +82

      @@finghinmccarthy5021 😂😭So I've been told. Cannot confirm this.

    • @matthewgordonpettipas6773
      @matthewgordonpettipas6773 3 роки тому +9

      Haha, I wouldn't want to have that many friends tbh, just a really good one is fine with me.

  • @Gon_Din
    @Gon_Din 3 роки тому +336

    Daniel "I hate birds"
    Also Daniel "Chicken is the best!"

  • @TheRemco98
    @TheRemco98 3 роки тому +173

    I’m curious how often you got “You like Wheel of Time”

  • @swaroopglacca4657
    @swaroopglacca4657 3 роки тому +248

    Daniel Greene : I am not the king goblin or ruler goblin ...
    Me : then wait , does " lord goblin " sound better ?

  • @shogiteacher7093
    @shogiteacher7093 3 роки тому +104

    Another assumption:
    When you dared the ghosts to kill you, you actually did feel that slight pinch of fear somewhere deep within you.

  • @joshwilliams4286
    @joshwilliams4286 3 роки тому +64

    You know someone is competitive when they say they’re “the most competitive person you’ve ever seen.” 😂

  • @LukeParon
    @LukeParon 3 роки тому +281

    "Unfortunately I am not Bi-Sexual"
    😂😂😂

    • @galacticironmike4516
      @galacticironmike4516 3 роки тому +60

      As a completely straight guy, I cant help but think that being bi would be really useful.

    • @atharvadeshpande4749
      @atharvadeshpande4749 3 роки тому +18

      @@galacticironmike4516 As a staright Guy who has dated Bi Girls and is Friends with most of them still, It's actually Great. Don't wanna be a Dick or anything but there are More Options for dating so that's Helpful. 😅

    • @noeisnothere
      @noeisnothere 3 роки тому +50

      @@galacticironmike4516 I'm bi myself and it can be quite annoying sometimes. Some girls don't want to date you because they feel that you would cheat on them with a guy or just don't feel comfortable being with someone who's attracted to men as well and guys think that you'll eventually settle down with someone from the opposite sex. And that's just about relationship, let me not even bother with other people who claim you're just confused 🤦‍♂️

    • @davidmernick7360
      @davidmernick7360 3 роки тому +15

      "Unfortunately I am not Bi-Sexual" ... yet. (just kidding, trying to hold onto that ONE sliver of hope.)

    • @SarastistheSerpent
      @SarastistheSerpent 3 роки тому +11

      @@atharvadeshpande4749 it’s not the same for bisexual guys. For bisexual girls it’s a plus (more dating options) but being a bi guy sucks. Most girls won’t date you because of it. Most bi guys I know just don’t tell anyone they date that they’re bi.

  • @carlbuckfield
    @carlbuckfield 3 роки тому +256

    "Who puts beans on toast?"
    Me sat in Britain: "everyone...its a staple of a fry up breakfast"

    • @Lilac-and-Gooseberries
      @Lilac-and-Gooseberries 3 роки тому +5

      I think America doesn’t have baked beans, or they really suck. Beans on toast is soooo good!

    • @sarahherbison5419
      @sarahherbison5419 3 роки тому +3

      We have bbq baked beans. They're a side dish in most dinners but they are seen as dinner food. Most Americans find putting them on toast weird.

    • @eazy8579
      @eazy8579 2 роки тому

      Bake beans are amazing, but they are absolutely a dinner food, and should be served as a side dish for meats

    • @corbanbausch9049
      @corbanbausch9049 2 роки тому

      Beans is the one food I don’t eat

    • @tahlato3394
      @tahlato3394 Рік тому +1

      When he gave his response to that one I instantly was like "oooooooooooh, gonna have some British viewers in the comments with some things to say"

  • @DM-fl8wx
    @DM-fl8wx 3 роки тому +73

    "Who puts beans on their toast"
    All British people: reeeeeeeeee!

  • @jessicaable5095
    @jessicaable5095 3 роки тому +577

    "you support lgbt rights"
    "Yes! In other words, I'm not a dick" 😂 your delivery has me cracking up

    • @who_the_fuck_is_riley5813
      @who_the_fuck_is_riley5813 3 роки тому +14

      In my opinion the only funnier line was the one about sex being the greatest thing

    • @funkle2645
      @funkle2645 3 роки тому +7

      I disagree with him about the right. Everyone on the right IS inherently racist.

    • @kurma9575
      @kurma9575 3 роки тому +25

      @@funkle2645 everyone on the left is racist. I’ve rarely met anyone form the right who was actually racist. I’ve seen a lot more racists from the left honestly.

    • @andrewjennings7306
      @andrewjennings7306 3 роки тому +15

      @Odorless Kingsford nah hes right. Critical race theory is a big thing on the left, and it's basically left wing racism.

    • @andrewjennings7306
      @andrewjennings7306 3 роки тому +18

      @@funkle2645 that's a gross generalization.

  • @30Huckleberry
    @30Huckleberry 3 роки тому +355

    Quick assumptions!.... “You’re a Goblin, Daniel....”. Ok now going to watch the video.

    • @Litera_Trotter
      @Litera_Trotter 3 роки тому +1

      The Goblin behind our disheveled Goblin have some other opinion.

    • @andrewjamesking8230
      @andrewjamesking8230 3 роки тому +9

      He's two gablins in a human suit

  • @morganwhaley9119
    @morganwhaley9119 3 роки тому +72

    I need someone with video editing skills to take 17:28 -- 17:40 and then follow it up with his tweet where he comes out as bisexual with the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme playing over it

  • @ethanconlee3606
    @ethanconlee3606 3 роки тому +27

    "I don't want to be some non tactile f*ck" hands down the best thing I've heard Daniel say

  • @celebalert5616
    @celebalert5616 3 роки тому +172

    Ngl if until I saw this I would've assumed he was someone who got married straight out of high-school to his high-school sweetheart (not a hate comment that's a compliment)

    • @mumucowpi8204
      @mumucowpi8204 3 роки тому +11

      He does give off some wholesome vibes, doesn’t he?

  • @woahitscorrina
    @woahitscorrina 3 роки тому +158

    As a UK guy, it's weird to me that anyone WOULDN'T put beans on toast

    • @alphasword5541
      @alphasword5541 3 роки тому +11

      As a Brit, ngl, I hate beans

    • @atharvadeshpande4749
      @atharvadeshpande4749 3 роки тому +3

      Dude beans on Toast is the best Breakfast ever. My mum just makes them delicious.

    • @Natilra
      @Natilra 3 роки тому

      I'm another (half-American) Brit who doesn't like beans but it's weird to me Daniel didn't know this is a thing Brits do

    • @eazy8579
      @eazy8579 3 роки тому +10

      This is why we declared independence

    • @dant5349
      @dant5349 3 роки тому +1

      I've heard that baked beans are different in the US than the UK. So maybe thats why Americans find it so strange idk

  • @nellasharman3752
    @nellasharman3752 3 роки тому +13

    wow your reviews are so coherently expressed, I’m surprised to hear you don’t script them. Being articulate like that is a skill honestly. Props to you

  • @oldaccount7370
    @oldaccount7370 3 роки тому +131

    As a lesbian I really appreciate your unapologetic support of LGBT rights, thank u and tell your moms I said hi 🌈

  • @Finn_Ryan
    @Finn_Ryan 3 роки тому +108

    I think the you like talking trees might have been in reference to " What language do your trees speak?"

  • @nanotyrannus5435
    @nanotyrannus5435 3 роки тому +77

    "Who puts beans on toast?" The British. Something really went wrong with that island.

    • @outintheuniverse97
      @outintheuniverse97 3 роки тому +1

      Awesome food, 👍

    • @atharvadeshpande4749
      @atharvadeshpande4749 3 роки тому +2

      Hey!! I feel attacked by this. 😂😂

    • @thomasparmenter128
      @thomasparmenter128 3 роки тому +2

      I had beans on toast for lunch today.

    • @MsDrake82
      @MsDrake82 3 роки тому

      hey dis are comfort food!!

    • @tompadfoot3065
      @tompadfoot3065 3 роки тому +9

      The Brits conquered half the planet to find things to make their food taste better, hated all of them, and decided beans and toast were good enough

  • @CerebralRage66
    @CerebralRage66 3 роки тому +5

    "If you gotta a problem with Canada gooses, you gotta problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate."
    Just kidding, love me an opportunity to throw in Letterkenny quotes. Fan that is a psychotherapist here. Your genuineness is very refreshing, your subjective honesty is admirable, and your evolution in this field has been awesome to watch. Continue being you, man. Thanks for getting me into high fantasy again.

  • @audcatz
    @audcatz 3 роки тому +27

    "please dear god don't send me an email trying to convert me" made me snort out loud with the use of god.
    "Hi Daniel,
    I hope this e-mail finds you well
    X religion is the only real one,
    love God"

  • @bikashsingha1831
    @bikashsingha1831 3 роки тому +60

    The ghost did kill Daniel at 7:04. The ghost took his shape and made the rest of the video. It edited out the murder scene. RIP Daniel

    • @nyx019
      @nyx019 3 роки тому +2

      That was not a ghost that was one of the things from mistborn that eat and recreate ppl!

    • @adonalsium844
      @adonalsium844 3 роки тому +1

      A Kandra

  • @raeredqueen101
    @raeredqueen101 3 роки тому +47

    "Who puts beans on their toast?!"
    *winces in british*
    It's a staple of uni food, also quite nice with lots of cheese!

    • @MagusMarquillin
      @MagusMarquillin 3 роки тому

      I totally eat them together, but I'm concerned about soggy toast. That's why I stick to butter and jam/honey - stuff that stays mostly on top of the toast.

    • @RosLanta
      @RosLanta 3 роки тому

      @@MagusMarquillin honestly the toast doesn't really get a lot soggier than just putting a lot of butter on. Though it does depend on the type of bread.

  • @AlasdairGR
    @AlasdairGR 3 роки тому +8

    “Who puts beans on toast?!”
    People from the UK: And I took that personally.

  • @AnglicanFish
    @AnglicanFish 3 роки тому +14

    “I’m just the disheveled goblin”
    Me who’s writing an entire book involving the conflicts of goblins and dwarves in which the goblins are thoroughly slaughtered: *This looks like a job for me*

  • @thelightningking8772
    @thelightningking8772 3 роки тому +45

    The only assumption I had about Daniel before this video was that he starts ranking book covers when out drinking with his friends. Then they have to be like “Not here, Daniel.”

    • @pRahvi0
      @pRahvi0 3 роки тому +2

      That's why he knows his limits so well. :P

  • @whiterabbit7147
    @whiterabbit7147 3 роки тому +37

    WE ARE THE GOBLIN CLAN!!! LONG LIVE THE GOBLINS! GOBLINS THAT WATCH UA-cam TOGETHER STAY TOGETHER!

  • @SlackwareNVM
    @SlackwareNVM 3 роки тому +11

    19:04 "You speak Spanish." "Nein" that got me good ;D

  • @jeffreyday84
    @jeffreyday84 3 роки тому +21

    No software engineer feels like they deserve it. Even the very best ones still seem to have the core of insecurity, like they'll be found out any time. I feel you buddy.

  • @bgcvetan
    @bgcvetan 3 роки тому +124

    The Goblin Slayer wants to know your location.

  • @xjohnwebsterx
    @xjohnwebsterx 3 роки тому +97

    Literally everyone in software/tech has imposter syndrome.

    • @boldizsarlipka177
      @boldizsarlipka177 3 роки тому +4

      To be fair, our entire tech stack is a terrible patchwork of broken garbage, so it's kind of justified.

    • @Remeran
      @Remeran 3 роки тому +5

      I think this has to do with early assumptions in college that every system/software is designed perfectly and is solid. In reality I've never worked in an IT/Software capacity and not found some code with a comment like so //Works, but barely

  • @daystain
    @daystain 2 роки тому +17

    “i am not bisexual i am straight” we know better now 🤭🤭🤭

  • @suwa7379
    @suwa7379 3 роки тому +21

    “You are bi“
    “No, _unfortunately_ not. I‘m utterly straight“
    *a few months later*
    “Yeah, I‘m bi“

    • @ce2araybara226
      @ce2araybara226 3 роки тому +3

      I saw this vid in my recommended and came to comment this lol

    • @dylanlawler36
      @dylanlawler36 3 роки тому +1

      What video does he come out in?

    • @ce2araybara226
      @ce2araybara226 3 роки тому +1

      @@dylanlawler36 he did it over Twitter a while ago I believe

  • @sefalimahanti9848
    @sefalimahanti9848 3 роки тому +30

    You're one of the most professional youtubers ,I've came across

  • @enclavesoldier1778
    @enclavesoldier1778 3 роки тому +128

    My assumption is that you got retweeted by Stephen King

  • @hanzquejano7112
    @hanzquejano7112 Рік тому +6

    Daniel saying he's straight but two years after this video, he said mentioned he's Bi many times in his recent vids.

  • @marianamauricio
    @marianamauricio 2 роки тому +4

    "I am completely and utterly straight" hehehe

  • @nayaranoor5486
    @nayaranoor5486 3 роки тому +17

    Still watching

  • @woahitscorrina
    @woahitscorrina 3 роки тому +99

    Damn, I didn't see the call out for this. Would absolutely have written that you are a tender lover

  • @Mgooy
    @Mgooy 3 роки тому +10

    The British when he mentioned beans on toast: IT IS TIME TO RETAKE THE COLONIES

  • @trinity3272
    @trinity3272 3 роки тому +7

    Pretty shook at the beans on toast comment
    All of England is screaming

  • @epiphonedude4999
    @epiphonedude4999 3 роки тому +24

    I love these miscellaneous personal videos. More please, you’re a fun person to listen to!

  • @mattjshea
    @mattjshea 3 роки тому +63

    You said the thing you’re most pretentious about isn’t books...now I need to know what it is

  • @marvcollins7842
    @marvcollins7842 3 роки тому +39

    Daniel: "I'm not lord goblin I'm just disheveled goblin"
    Me: "okay Greene Goblin"

  • @abigaelpopp1846
    @abigaelpopp1846 3 роки тому +10

    Daniel: I am straight
    Later Daniel on Twitter: I am bi.

  • @ryanratchford2530
    @ryanratchford2530 3 роки тому +20

    This was such a great video. I’m totally the same when it comes to being mellow some days & completely bat shit crazy others. Even hour to hour! Maybe it’s the depression but wow my mood/energy swings are insane

  • @melanieventer3511
    @melanieventer3511 3 роки тому +27

    The love life section was so akward... i could see the life flicker out of Daniel's eyes

  • @MellonVegan
    @MellonVegan 3 роки тому +13

    "You speak Spanish."
    "Nein."
    xD

  • @grantyoungblood7895
    @grantyoungblood7895 2 роки тому +3

    Besides your expressive and thoughtful opinions about books (and your beautiful eyes), the fact that you also HATE noisy bars is a big plus!

  • @maybebianca
    @maybebianca 3 роки тому +21

    Today's early surprise. My assumption is that this will be a great video.

  • @christianacquasanta1472
    @christianacquasanta1472 3 роки тому +22

    Official Daniel's Title:
    The Goblin on Time's Wheels

  • @munizam2613
    @munizam2613 3 роки тому +37

    The part where he denies that he's bi is absolutely hilarious now that's he's come out as bi LMAO XD

    • @QuestionsIAskMyself
      @QuestionsIAskMyself 3 роки тому +2

      Wait, is he bi?

    • @l7625
      @l7625 3 роки тому +8

      @@QuestionsIAskMyself yep, he said it on twitter a while ago

  • @carlyjarvis7555
    @carlyjarvis7555 3 роки тому +20

    I had no idea Brittany was your girlfriend! I watch some of her videos! Awww that makes me so happy to know ☺️

  • @charlespeter5610
    @charlespeter5610 3 роки тому +13

    I knew homie smoked.
    ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

  • @orionaugustwatson
    @orionaugustwatson 3 роки тому +8

    Well engineering does get stressful at times even to people like me who love their work. Even there I feel stuck in a creative rut.
    Maybe it happens everywhere and with most people.
    You seem like a fantastic son being so supportive of your mum.

  • @rosiejones6692
    @rosiejones6692 2 роки тому +2

    Missed opportunity… Daniel’s the Greene Goblin.

  • @Ironworthstriking
    @Ironworthstriking 2 роки тому +2

    “Who puts BEANS on their toast?”
    The British: 👁👄👁

  • @Zac_Craig-Claveau
    @Zac_Craig-Claveau 3 роки тому +43

    "I don't like feathery creatures"
    *Unlike*

    • @jasontankable
      @jasontankable 3 роки тому +2

      (sad dinosaur noises)

    • @trielt1
      @trielt1 3 роки тому +1

      My cockatiel is triggered.

  • @evan-moore22
    @evan-moore22 3 роки тому +26

    I was a little hoping that, to "and you like talking trees", you'd say "I do like the Ents, sure"

  • @trevormartin7740
    @trevormartin7740 3 роки тому +1

    Love how much youve opened up in the past year, and really seem to be more yourself on camera

  • @japoonboals718
    @japoonboals718 3 роки тому +2

    Daniel is a comrade! this is the best news I could have learned from this video.

  • @Jobiin
    @Jobiin 3 роки тому +17

    "I don't want to be some non-tactile F***!!"
    I am dying hahaha

  • @micaylalynn9281
    @micaylalynn9281 3 роки тому +13

    The ghost v goblin escalation was perfect 😂😂

  • @connorsucksatgames2263
    @connorsucksatgames2263 Рік тому +12

    "Unfortunately no, I am completely straight"
    Well that was a lie

  • @harleyman1348
    @harleyman1348 3 роки тому +3

    I like that you can have your political opinions and still be friends with people who have a different view. Respect.

  • @muhammadhashir6136
    @muhammadhashir6136 3 роки тому +36

    Please do a draw my life... not a weird guy who likes to get to know personal facts, if it is uncomfortable than don’t! But still I want to know what goblins do

  • @yasspanda2559
    @yasspanda2559 3 роки тому +14

    He really did improve when it comes to his camera presence. I remember his early videos...

  • @phiebondie
    @phiebondie 3 роки тому +2

    daniel in dec 2020: I'm completely and utterly straight
    me watching an old video in august 2021: pfft sure okay (boyyy do you have a wild ride ahead of you)

  • @Masqueey
    @Masqueey 3 роки тому +3

    "You spend eight years wearing the same clothes before buying new ones. - You think only eight?!" Mood 😂

  • @hakunnanananamatata
    @hakunnanananamatata 3 роки тому +47

    That "If ghost are real kill me now!" comment was. big Shane Madej energy.

  • @f0rth3l0v30fchr15t
    @f0rth3l0v30fchr15t 3 роки тому +13

    16:54 so, really, really, like Bose-Einstein condensate level of cold take, but people who use "vanilla" as a way to describe something as bland have only ever experienced synthetic vanilla flavourings, and I feel bad for them.

    • @storyspren
      @storyspren 3 роки тому

      On one hand I wanna agree because vanilla as a flavor is great. But on the other hand I wanna point out etymology is a thing and atheists still use sayings and phrases with God in them.

  • @mattsully5332
    @mattsully5332 3 роки тому +2

    This was hilarious, Thank You Daniel!
    Re: the last thought - You proudly display your gold on the shelves behind you!!!

  • @amitnagpal1985
    @amitnagpal1985 3 роки тому +1

    I love love love that you embrace nihilism with positivity. I find it so freeing, so joyful.

  • @halliehurst4847
    @halliehurst4847 3 роки тому +11

    Books with Brittany?! How did I not know this?!

  • @Ektambo
    @Ektambo 3 роки тому +5

    This was the first notification I saw when I woke up and my dumb ass thought “ME” stood for Mass Effect anyway

    • @atharvadeshpande4749
      @atharvadeshpande4749 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂 What?!!!

    • @Ektambo
      @Ektambo 3 роки тому +2

      @@atharvadeshpande4749 It’s one of my favorite video game series 😂

  • @cat6792
    @cat6792 3 роки тому +3

    This was a fun video to watch! I even got one of my submissions answered! Thanks for the great content as usual Daniel! Because of you I just picked up WOT after taking a 5 year break.

  • @sarahscott409
    @sarahscott409 3 роки тому +1

    "You hate geese"
    "IT'S NOT IRRATIONAL GEESE SUCK THEY ARE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE BIRDS" i fuckin choke laughed aklsfdjbkhal

  • @amp7980
    @amp7980 3 роки тому +8

    7 to 12 friends?! I wouldnt even know how to manage that.

  • @trielt1
    @trielt1 3 роки тому +5

    "Ghosts can't touch things"
    Unless you're in Dark Souls. Then _you_ can't touch them.