8:39 My school for "special needs children" called the cops on me for having a mental breakdown after 2 months. Twice. Also, both of those breakdowns were caused by the Vice Principal taking me into his office and yelling at me because I did something wrong, and I believe he was later arrested for sexually harassing female students. Don't go to Collier Academy in Monmouth County NJ. Just don't. The staff is rude, the students isolate newcomers, and they have no behavioral help besides a pair of counselors, and they're very strict, despite saying they're a school for "special needs children."
At first I was slightly confused on why it would be like that but then you said it was in New Jersey and it all made sense. Get out of that trash state if you can. Help is almost nonexistant there.
@@HaliaxOfTheChandrian Oh, please. I'm in a great school, I have a great life, and I love living here. Please don't say things like that to me, it's not true.
I've cheated death no less than four times. For context, I've had about twenty surgeries in my life. And several times during some of those surgeries, I was declared "Clinically Dead." Meaning, the doctors didn't think I'd make it back. But I did. Every time. Also, the Las thing I Google was "Who is Lucifer's best torturer." Because in both Netflix series Lucifer and The Sandman, Lucifer's best torturer is Mazzikin. So...I guess I'll be having a demon coming to kill me. Fun.
I feel like a lot of people forget the second half of the "I before E" rule. "I before E except after C, or when sounding as A as in neighbor and weigh"
People say sticks and stones will break your bones but words will never hurt you. Actually sticks and stones will leave bruises, words will leave mental problems.
Newly learned BS: Wolf packs have an Alpha. They don't. The researcher deeply regrets publishing his findings after studying *captive wolves* in an enclosure that was far too small.
Ah yes, I remember when my mom used to threaten me saying that she would make me live with my father, a fucking psychopath that SA me and beat me everytime he had a chance. Very nice, mom.
18:36 They're not "gone", but I haven't had a Klondike bar in forever. The jingle still pops in my head every now and then: "What would you do-oo-oo for a Klondike bar?" :)
8:10 “why am I dreaming about my old school” I’ve been having dreams that are like absolute fever dreams because of it. And if I have one more reoccurring dream IMA THROW HANDS
For the selfies personally I like to do it when I think I look good because I used to struggle with how I looked but through sharing selfies with my friends and just growing up and gaining a tad of style I like how I look now so those selfies are to remind me of that (also its extremly fun to just look back through the years and see bassicly a weird timelapse of your face and body over the years)
I will always keep RebBox in my heart as a film rental service. Back in the 2010’s, they would also let you rent video games, and that was the first time me and my dad played the magical game of Minecraft on the PS3. To this day, I still play on Bedrock over Java because I’m so used to it
10:04 My teachers did this too, I had to switch to an online school because not only was I getting bullied by kids because I was poor, diabetic, and was in the 99th percentile.. but the teachers bullied me too! They would put me in the back knowing I had bad hearing, and when I asked about something I didn’t hear they’d say I should have been listening. When I asked for help with something, they’d say figure it out after helping any other kid that needed it. Every time there were partner/group activities i would be left out, and the teachers forced me to sit with whichever group I had reported about bullying me the most, which would proceed to use me for my intelligence, and threaten to hurt me if I didn’t get them a good grade. They never got punished because I told on so many kids threatening, making fun of, or seriously hurting me that teachers didn’t believe it. In third grade, a group of girls started making fun of me and swearing at me. My mom came in to talk to the teacher and she said “Oh, no! Those girls are so nice, they’d never do that! Teach your stupid daughter not to lie..” In 9th grade I got PUNCHED IN THE FACE in PE for not being good at volleyball, and the teacher took the girl that hit me aside and LAUGHED WITH HER… that was not the last straw, I got hit in the face 3 more times that year. THAT is when I left public school.
A ritual to summon me would be: Get at least 5 blankets (and/or towels) and wind them together in a circle Place a pet (don’t worry nothing will happen to them, I just like animals) pillow, or stuffed animal in the center of the circle I will arrive, but if you want me to stay then offer me a snack (good luck, I’m a picky eater) Edit: OK snacks are appreciated, but I’d probably be flustered at the fact that you wanted me to stay in the first place-
the ultimate Roobus opinions for this video! it's been a while since i'm in AskEmkay, sharing this is quite fun! :D 0:07 Furiously looking for that one thing only to realise it's literally in that place in front of you/that place you haven't checked 1:06 all i do for hours shutting myself in my room after school other than discord-chatting is memorising game/anime lore in one run and actually explain all details about it, maybe that. 2:23 the clothes. i don't care what people think, they look very rad in their own way
8:39 - I have more than I should, but my high school thought I was going to be a school shooter. Columbine had just happened, and I was the "shy quiet nerd that gets picked on a lot", and then someone spread a rumor that I had an enemies list. So the administration believed it. Armed police officers pulled me out of a classroom near the end of the day, marched me to a tiny windowless room with bare cinderblock walls deep in the bowels of one of the admin buildings, and some Principal I'd never even seen interrogated me. He plopped my backpack on his desk, went "I don't want to have to search this, so if you tell me the truth, I'll believe you." So I told the truth, that I don't have an enemies list, and his immediate response was "I don't believe you!" and he starts going through it item by item. Completely destroyed any respect I might've had for this whole process. Campus security would pick me up from the bus area and question me (I think they were forced to because they didn't feel like they really thought I was any kind of danger) every single day for the rest of the school year, which was also my senior year.
28:18 yesterday I laughed a little when someone fell off their horse and the horse literally nearly flipped over and sat for 3 seconds before catching himself No one was hurt but it was fucking hilarious to see a horse on his butt with his body straight up in the air If someone falls or does smth stupid is doesn't get seriously hurt, it's fine to laugh imo lol
That one guy talking about chalk like candy sticks was probably thinking about candy cigarettes. They still make them, you just have to know where to find them
11:49 Take a ripe pineapple, a knife, a paintbrush with a polished cherry wood handle, and black ink. Draw a simple face (eye dot, eye dot, curved line for a mouth) on the pineapple with the paintbrush. Then use the knife to slit the pineapple's 'throat' (below its 'mouth'). Dribble the pineapple juice in a perfect circle. At midnight, I will appear in a blaze of purple fire, and demand *who was crazy enough to do something my youtube comment said-* Oh and also *"Who Dareth Slaughtereth thou Pineapple...."*
To summon me: One: Go to your washing machine Two: put a stuffed animal in the washing machine. Three: Turn the washing machine on, and repeat “UNFINISHED LAUNDRY” over and over again. Four: I will turn into the plushie, and if you step on me I will fucking trample you. Five: your finished! You have a friend now ^^
The white candy sticks that taste like sweet chuck are candy cigarettes. I remember when they had red tips. I still buy them from time to time, they are so good.
I've been in nearly every popular Fandom from kpop to cod I can tell you that everyone is just normal there isn't anything like "ooooh I'm gonna dox yah and say slurs because you don't like what I do" every Fandom gets a reputation and 99 percent of it isn't true
8:39 Guess before you read it for my entertainment It was march of 2019, 4th grade. I'd been getting bullied all year by a guy named andrei. He hit me over the head everytime I saw him, as hard as he could, on top of calling me the r slur constantly. He had obvious mental problems, so the teacher (who hated me) excused his behavior toward me and everybody else. He went on vacation to Romania for a week, and I'd been having better days (despite my other bullies who were run of the mill jerks). The week he came back, the bullying started again. I had no friends in that class, so I was breaking down everyday. I came home and locked myself in my room. I had panic attacks left and right. I got stress headaches that turned into migraines. I felt sick to my stomach every day, to the point I was puking whenever the bathroom was empty. I was suicidal until I was too tired to think about the effort of walking to a bridge and jumping off. The entire time, I got sent home constantly due to dizziness from the headaches and hyperventilating. My dad tried his best to talk to me, but I shut him out because he would spill to my mom. My mom who asked me what was wrong, told me it was all in my head, forced me to go to school when I wanted to throw up, yelled at me for faking my pain, took away my electronics and my books, and made me want to die more than andrei ever did. The only thing that kept me alive was music and my friend from the other class, who I saw 25 minutes a day. In grade 5 I started to recover, and I'm ok now for the most part, but I never got real therapy and I still flinch very easily even if I'm not scared. My mom is still around, but I don't care about her anymore. She's not the mother I knew once upon a time... In conclusion: Fuck andrei, Fuck 4th grade, and Fuck the empty shell I call mother.
a ritual to summon me would be: Grab any piece of tech Get a hammer Yell: THOMAS I NEED YOU TO DESTROY THIS PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY then I'll appear in pajamas and destroy the piece of technology, see if you have any chocolate milk, drink a glass, say goodbye, then leave
I remember apple macs back in the early 2000s, I wanted one as a teenager never got one.. Now half my family use apple products and my mum and I use android
We are one of the people who actaully uses trucks for work, and we can kinda tell when a trucker owner is a fellow one of our clan If they have dirt on their truck They drive responsibly and make space for trailers They have stuff in the back of their truck or have a trailer on (obviously)
I suppose it's not too terrible, but it became part of the compilation of memories that made me realize my older sibling was not only a bully but a gaslighting narcissist - in 7th/8th grade, for my birthday, my friends bought me this American Girls bath set and it was really nice - it all came in a cute little metal basket, it had a comb, I think a loofah, pretty smelling soaps, bath salts, and had a beautiful ribbon around it. I was so happy to show it off when I got home, and my sibling says "maybe they're trying to tell you something." Same sibling also had a habit of encouraging me to do stuff (like wear certain clothes or encourage me to stand up for myself on something), and then when I did, verbally bashed me for it. They also go around telling everyone that I carried a toy lightsaber with me to high school every day, meanwhile I only did so once for Halloween, and they're pushing this story like, now, and we're in our 40's. We no longer speak to or see each other.
for the summoning thing my husband says for him it would be: play black sabbath, either sabbath bloody sabbath or paranoid. start a fire with thermite, and offer a plate of crab ragoon. to summon me play the Beatles. any song (though one by John will have a better out come), offer a plate of sushi and spicy pepper. the spicier the better (the peppers cannot be bell nor the sushi with cream cheese) and a glass of either of the goya malt drink or vita coco coconut water. while not necessary but will have better results burn some incense (dragons blood or nag champa)
My first world problem is that I want to pet/ snuggle my cat but she's in play mode atm. She woke me up this morning by aggressively demanding pets but I wanna do it NOW😭
24:34 see the great thing abt birds is that even if the egg is fertile, they can just not sit on the egg, like they just decide not to have babies, without the surgeries of spaying or abortion, just "ok I pooped out my daily egg, prolly fertile but fuck it, I don't want kids" **gets up and goes foraging for food** So basically that's just the result of her daily menstrual cycle
Pretty much any Alice In Chains song is a "scream at the top of your lungs" song. Man In The Box is great when I'm alone bc if my voice cracks it's less embarrassing lol. Also shout-out to Love, Hate, Love for being one of the most cathartic songs to sing along to.
0:23 One time I was watching Helluva Boss and a child was watching too and I didn't realize the child was there until the "You're a hero" scene in episode one 💀
11:52 a large circle of 41 E's surrounding a fox plushie, a saxophone, and a violin. the people would have to be chanting "Potato Boi, E, Foxy, E, Darkpaw, E, Methan, E" 41 times (the words they were chanting are all nicknames by them.)
Draw concentric triangles on the floor, in each corner you need: A silver-burst fender starcaster, a standard beginner’s dreadnought acoustic guitar, and a brown steel string, specifically from the brand tanglewood. On the edge across from the starcaster, place an asus laptop (any model will do) with windows 10 and arch Linux installed together. And on the other edges place the installation media used. Lastly, in the center, place an ender 3 3D printer and turn it on without it’s as card. And stand back. You’ll know it worked if the printer consumes the guitars and the laptop and spools it into a cyan colored Filament, leave the printer on, as it will now begin printing. Let it finish and in about 5 days you’ll have summoned me, the printer will expand to accommodate me inside its build volume and will return to normal when I arrive. The guitars and laptop will reappear in their places around 30 days after the ritual, after which I will return to wherever I came from.
What will never be not awkward? Meeting a stranger or someone you barely know for a date for the first time. When you're with a group of friends, and I here is someone you like in your friend group that you like and "accidentally let it slip you like them" but their feelings isn't the same. I'm sure there is more?
1:07 I pulled a Secret Rare Pokémon card from my first pack ever! 8:10 Are we talking general Search History or..? Newest thing in my History is 'change image color' I think I deleted something but I'd it's what I think it was, then death by Furries I guess... -.-' *I won't elaborate.* 14:55 Ask him about all the plot holes in the Bible. 22:10 His World, either Original or Zebrahead 23:58 Allow me to apply pressure to 8 - 12 small plastic contacts placed upon a large solid blob in order to create moving flashy lights on a large thin box 26:33 Um... let's see: - A rubber LEGO hair piece from my friend that I felt bad about and kept meaning but forgetting to return but eventually did. - Left my school for another in Year 5/5th Grade, opened my pencil case and found a pair of scissors - At least 30 sh!tty school pencils and pens and several erasers. Maybe more but I can't remember. 28:06 Enjoy certain videogames e.g. Sonic Rush, Pokémon Black/White, Super Mario Bros. 3 29:18 **insert UA-cam/Spotify ad here** 30:3931:16
the ritual to summon me would be to draw a circle put a pencil,a match,a bubble(it can be a bubble blower),a ice cube,and a book in the middle and yell “FREESMART!!!!!” and i will be there to watch all seasons of bfdi with you
to summon me: ingredients: something that calls up ur primal anger shredded cheese vanilla coconut scented candles ur fav plushie or other calming object u have steps: 1.make a circle of the shredded cheese 2.light candles around the room 3.use that anger to scream a generic Raid Shadow Legends sponsor (or just scream in pure anger, but I will more likely appear to Raid) 4.calm down while you wait for me 5.(if) I appear. you have to let me eat the shredded cheese out of the bag to calm me down (the candles help too) 6.not really a step but after I leave to summon me again just say "Raid Shadow Legends" under ur breath . I will immediately appear in rage and only either shredded cheese or the vanilla coconut candle scent. Have fun!
We used to own a truck. My husband worked with my father roofing, so it was handy to have. Moved to timbuckto in Texas, and now I miss having a truck. It's frustrating to have to put down plastic in the back of our van to transport gardening supplies. But trucks are expensive, and so is gas...
Things that will never not be awkward: When I'm walking slightly faster than somebody behind them on an otherwise empty street, and when I reach them I have to almost jog past them so it doesn't feel like we're walking together for a moment.
8:40 TW In third grade, I went from a Christian private school to a bad public school. I had anxiety, ADD and autism but nobody knew at that time. People in my class bullied me (calling me names, shoving me, hitting me, etc.) and the teacher was very mean to me too.(calling me stupid, telling me I wasn't good enough, having me in lunch detention every day, having me clean all of the white boards, etc.) I got super suicidal then and I tried to tell people but nobody cared and that made it worse. Told my teacher one day and she said she'd be happy to teach one less student. Lost all of my trust in adults and classmates that year and it still affects me to this day. (16 in my junior year of HS) I have a hard time making friends, have two close friends, never leave the house by myself unless I have my dog, stay inside of my room, did acts of SH(been clean for about 3 months), and I blame all of that on that shitty school.
8:40 When I was around 12 I was walking down a busy street in Spain when I suddenly hear someone next to me say 'Do you want a cigarette?' I look over and apparently he was talking to me. I said no thanks, and started to continue walking, when he walked over to stand in front of me and asked again, and again, and again. That same question was asked for at least 10 minutes straight with me continuously saying no in different ways, including asking what part of 'no' he didn't understand. I guess he hoped I would give up and start smoking underage or something. When I was in the airport when I was 15 I was walking to my gate when an older man approached me. With a deep, slightly slow and insanely creepy voice he asked 'Do you want a cup of coffee?' even though he wasn't holding cups or anything to represent any kind of drink on him. I said 'No thank you', and he looked at me weirdly before eventually walking off. The kicker? My parents were there with me on both occasions but did jack shit to stop both of these scenarios.
early 2000s fad: Micro RC cars. Radio Shack killed their Zip Zaps right when they were getting really good (working headlights, six selectable channels, semi-proportional controls)
Me and my friends used to always hangout at the local library after school. mainly because it was right across the street from school, but then covid hit and now we going to highschool.
laughing and joking when small children fall over isnt cruel if they see you are not worried they are less worried works most of the time of course based on medical history could be different but rule of thumb dont freak out when kids fall over
The last thing you Googled kills you - “What birds live in the snow?” | I guess I’m swarmed by a flock of snowbirds- If there was a ritual to summon you, what would it be? - At 11:00 PM, go into your bedroom. If your bed isn’t already into the corner, push it there. String up fairylights around the tops of your bedroom walls. Create a circle of rope or string on your floor and put on my Spotify playlist titled Brain Scratchies. If it’s raining, which will offer better results, open your window. The harder it’s raining, the wider you open the window, letting the smell and cool air permeate the room. Place a bottle, jug or can of Arnold Palmer in the center of the circle with battery powered candles or light up roses at the four directional points of the circle. Make sure your bedroom’s main light is off. At 11:11 PM, walk counterclockwise around the circle while singing or clapping along to whatever song is on (For best results, make it Lavender Moon) and then say, “Wurn the bitch,” eleven times. I will appear in the circle, crack open the Arnold Palmer and we can have a dance party until A. The rain stops. B. The sun comes up. C. I’m finished with my Arnold Palmer, or D. The playlist ends. Don’t summon me two nights in a row and not on weeknights or I’ll be grumpy and just take the drink and whatever you used to make the circle and leave
11:47 Clear a space in the center of your messy bedroom floor (Room must be very messy for a whole week or else the ritual will not work), make a ring in the cleared space out of Lego builds and Nerf blasters, place an old brass steam whistle in the center, lay all the Wings of Fire books in a circle around the whistle but inside the Lego/Nerf circle, then dump a big tote bin of Lego bricks and Nerf darts into the center of the circle, then place a living Ball Python on top of the pile. If done correctly, the python will turn into me after a few seconds.
20:00 school lunch pizza? They wouldn't want the ones I hadn't throw in the trash, it was in a pan like a deep dish (individual serving sized) but the crust was soggy in the middle, the edges overcooked and burnt, not enough sauce and rubbery cheese. Cafeteria food was horrible where I grew up.
11:50 Circle of Handheld microphones. 8-12 specifically. put a guitar (preferably electric but any will do) Then٫ blast any hype song by simple plan. I will then appear٫ pick up a mic٫ and sing along.
Best advantage of not having friends: you don’t feel obligated to share your pack of gum. Like, oh, sorry, I don’t have anymore, that was the last one.
11:47 get a blanket, a pillow and a lot of cheese balls, put them besides a computer, and, at 4:20 AM yell "I think i need some help with programming!"
I date someone who has absolutely no social media. It's actually pretty great. Less to worry about, actually. And he still gets to see some of it because I show him lol.
8:08 draft pony breeds Yea... since I interact with horses alot I do infact have a chance to die from a draft pony and be the around 20 people per year that die from horses... and I ride a draft pony mix That's totally not disturbing
0:01 Vaporeon. I started using it in platinum and had a lot of fun using it and it became one of my fav pokemon that I used in every game. Then about a month later the Vaporeon copy pasta came out and the rest is history
11:47 bring a domesticated animal or a tame wild animal, but perferably an equine of sorts or a fluffy animal then scream into the sky "DO YOU WANNA PET THEM?" I will be summoned nomatter what time of day, just have a cute animal
Your parent walking in on you when you’re “having personal time.”
This could be interpreted in multiple ways
@@slam.p and its s c a r y
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Oh noooo
Vice versa too
8:39 My school for "special needs children" called the cops on me for having a mental breakdown after 2 months. Twice. Also, both of those breakdowns were caused by the Vice Principal taking me into his office and yelling at me because I did something wrong, and I believe he was later arrested for sexually harassing female students. Don't go to Collier Academy in Monmouth County NJ. Just don't. The staff is rude, the students isolate newcomers, and they have no behavioral help besides a pair of counselors, and they're very strict, despite saying they're a school for "special needs children."
Oh god-
@@paperstrawsYT Yeah. That place was a nightmare.
At first I was slightly confused on why it would be like that but then you said it was in New Jersey and it all made sense. Get out of that trash state if you can. Help is almost nonexistant there.
@@HaliaxOfTheChandrian Oh, please. I'm in a great school, I have a great life, and I love living here. Please don't say things like that to me, it's not true.
That sounds absolutely horrible... I hope you're doing better now
I've cheated death no less than four times.
For context, I've had about twenty surgeries in my life. And several times during some of those surgeries, I was declared "Clinically Dead." Meaning, the doctors didn't think I'd make it back. But I did. Every time.
Also, the Las thing I Google was "Who is Lucifer's best torturer." Because in both Netflix series Lucifer and The Sandman, Lucifer's best torturer is Mazzikin. So...I guess I'll be having a demon coming to kill me. Fun.
the cheated ded thing is so funny for some reason, but dang you're strong!
i think you are literally a zombie
Dude don't work at a chucke cheese or there's gonna be some missing kids
@@diamondan5721 oh god
name checks out
I feel like a lot of people forget the second half of the "I before E" rule.
"I before E except after C, or when sounding as A as in neighbor and weigh"
Wh A T
Since when??
@@diamondan5721 I didn't find out til I was 20
And on wednesdays and thursdays and all throughout may, and you'll always be wrong no matter WHAT YOU SAY!!
People say sticks and stones will break your bones but words will never hurt you. Actually sticks and stones will leave bruises, words will leave mental problems.
Newly learned BS: Wolf packs have an Alpha. They don't. The researcher deeply regrets publishing his findings after studying *captive wolves* in an enclosure that was far too small.
Ah yes, I remember when my mom used to threaten me saying that she would make me live with my father, a fucking psychopath that SA me and beat me everytime he had a chance. Very nice, mom.
Both abusive
18:36 They're not "gone", but I haven't had a Klondike bar in forever.
The jingle still pops in my head every now and then: "What would you do-oo-oo for a Klondike bar?" :)
8:10 “why am I dreaming about my old school”
I’ve been having dreams that are like absolute fever dreams because of it. And if I have one more reoccurring dream IMA THROW HANDS
For the selfies personally I like to do it when I think I look good because I used to struggle with how I looked but through sharing selfies with my friends and just growing up and gaining a tad of style I like how I look now so those selfies are to remind me of that (also its extremly fun to just look back through the years and see bassicly a weird timelapse of your face and body over the years)
I will always keep RebBox in my heart as a film rental service. Back in the 2010’s, they would also let you rent video games, and that was the first time me and my dad played the magical game of Minecraft on the PS3. To this day, I still play on Bedrock over Java because I’m so used to it
10:04
My teachers did this too, I had to switch to an online school because not only was I getting bullied by kids because I was poor, diabetic, and was in the 99th percentile.. but the teachers bullied me too! They would put me in the back knowing I had bad hearing, and when I asked about something I didn’t hear they’d say I should have been listening. When I asked for help with something, they’d say figure it out after helping any other kid that needed it. Every time there were partner/group activities i would be left out, and the teachers forced me to sit with whichever group I had reported about bullying me the most, which would proceed to use me for my intelligence, and threaten to hurt me if I didn’t get them a good grade. They never got punished because I told on so many kids threatening, making fun of, or seriously hurting me that teachers didn’t believe it.
In third grade, a group of girls started making fun of me and swearing at me. My mom came in to talk to the teacher and she said “Oh, no! Those girls are so nice, they’d never do that! Teach your stupid daughter not to lie..”
In 9th grade I got PUNCHED IN THE FACE in PE for not being good at volleyball, and the teacher took the girl that hit me aside and LAUGHED WITH HER… that was not the last straw, I got hit in the face 3 more times that year. THAT is when I left public school.
A ritual to summon me would be:
Get at least 5 blankets (and/or towels) and wind them together in a circle
Place a pet (don’t worry nothing will happen to them, I just like animals) pillow, or stuffed animal in the center of the circle
I will arrive, but if you want me to stay then offer me a snack (good luck, I’m a picky eater)
Edit: OK snacks are appreciated, but I’d probably be flustered at the fact that you wanted me to stay in the first place-
what about a Crunch Wrap Supreme™?
@@victuvaporub I’m vegetarian in real life, so that’s a no from me :)
Popcorn.
**offers banana** quieres?
@@cheddar_in_morse_code I accept banana
the ultimate Roobus opinions for this video! it's been a while since i'm in AskEmkay, sharing this is quite fun! :D
0:07 Furiously looking for that one thing only to realise it's literally in that place in front of you/that place you haven't checked
1:06 all i do for hours shutting myself in my room after school other than discord-chatting is memorising game/anime lore in one run and actually explain all details about it, maybe that.
2:23 the clothes. i don't care what people think, they look very rad in their own way
8:39 - I have more than I should, but my high school thought I was going to be a school shooter. Columbine had just happened, and I was the "shy quiet nerd that gets picked on a lot", and then someone spread a rumor that I had an enemies list. So the administration believed it. Armed police officers pulled me out of a classroom near the end of the day, marched me to a tiny windowless room with bare cinderblock walls deep in the bowels of one of the admin buildings, and some Principal I'd never even seen interrogated me. He plopped my backpack on his desk, went "I don't want to have to search this, so if you tell me the truth, I'll believe you." So I told the truth, that I don't have an enemies list, and his immediate response was "I don't believe you!" and he starts going through it item by item. Completely destroyed any respect I might've had for this whole process. Campus security would pick me up from the bus area and question me (I think they were forced to because they didn't feel like they really thought I was any kind of danger) every single day for the rest of the school year, which was also my senior year.
Wow. That’s pretty shitty of them, since I know for a fact they don’t put in THAT much effort when it comes to credible threats.
28:18 yesterday I laughed a little when someone fell off their horse and the horse literally nearly flipped over and sat for 3 seconds before catching himself
No one was hurt but it was fucking hilarious to see a horse on his butt with his body straight up in the air
If someone falls or does smth stupid is doesn't get seriously hurt, it's fine to laugh imo lol
That one guy talking about chalk like candy sticks was probably thinking about candy cigarettes. They still make them, you just have to know where to find them
11:49 Take a ripe pineapple, a knife, a paintbrush with a polished cherry wood handle, and black ink. Draw a simple face (eye dot, eye dot, curved line for a mouth) on the pineapple with the paintbrush. Then use the knife to slit the pineapple's 'throat' (below its 'mouth'). Dribble the pineapple juice in a perfect circle.
At midnight, I will appear in a blaze of purple fire, and demand *who was crazy enough to do something my youtube comment said-*
Oh and also *"Who Dareth Slaughtereth thou Pineapple...."*
My summoning ritual:
Turn the router off. I'll be there in seconds no matter what
To summon me:
One: Go to your washing machine
Two: put a stuffed animal in the washing machine.
Three: Turn the washing machine on, and repeat “UNFINISHED LAUNDRY” over and over again.
Four: I will turn into the plushie, and if you step on me I will fucking trample you.
Five: your finished! You have a friend now ^^
what happens if I toss in a banana with the plushie?
I eat the banana
The white candy sticks that taste like sweet chuck are candy cigarettes. I remember when they had red tips. I still buy them from time to time, they are so good.
YES thank you so much for the name
I liked being in fandoms until Twitter ruined every last fandom and sterotyped us all.
another reason why twitter must be deleted
I've been in nearly every popular Fandom from kpop to cod I can tell you that everyone is just normal there isn't anything like "ooooh I'm gonna dox yah and say slurs because you don't like what I do" every Fandom gets a reputation and 99 percent of it isn't true
@@basilbat273 the vocal minority thing is a biiitch. people immediately think you’re nuts cuz you like something
8:39 Guess before you read it for my entertainment
It was march of 2019, 4th grade. I'd been getting bullied all year by a guy named andrei. He hit me over the head everytime I saw him, as hard as he could, on top of calling me the r slur constantly. He had obvious mental problems, so the teacher (who hated me) excused his behavior toward me and everybody else. He went on vacation to Romania for a week, and I'd been having better days (despite my other bullies who were run of the mill jerks). The week he came back, the bullying started again. I had no friends in that class, so I was breaking down everyday. I came home and locked myself in my room. I had panic attacks left and right. I got stress headaches that turned into migraines. I felt sick to my stomach every day, to the point I was puking whenever the bathroom was empty. I was suicidal until I was too tired to think about the effort of walking to a bridge and jumping off. The entire time, I got sent home constantly due to dizziness from the headaches and hyperventilating. My dad tried his best to talk to me, but I shut him out because he would spill to my mom. My mom who asked me what was wrong, told me it was all in my head, forced me to go to school when I wanted to throw up, yelled at me for faking my pain, took away my electronics and my books, and made me want to die more than andrei ever did. The only thing that kept me alive was music and my friend from the other class, who I saw 25 minutes a day.
In grade 5 I started to recover, and I'm ok now for the most part, but I never got real therapy and I still flinch very easily even if I'm not scared. My mom is still around, but I don't care about her anymore. She's not the mother I knew once upon a time...
In conclusion: Fuck andrei, Fuck 4th grade, and Fuck the empty shell I call mother.
Oh my god- I feel so bad for you
a ritual to summon me would be:
Grab any piece of tech
Get a hammer
Yell: THOMAS I NEED YOU TO DESTROY THIS PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY
then I'll appear in pajamas and destroy the piece of technology, see if you have any chocolate milk, drink a glass, say goodbye, then leave
I remember apple macs back in the early 2000s, I wanted one as a teenager never got one.. Now half my family use apple products and my mum and I use android
Saying "Happy Birthday" to either the wrong person or to someone in the wrong date.
We are one of the people who actaully uses trucks for work, and we can kinda tell when a trucker owner is a fellow one of our clan
If they have dirt on their truck
They drive responsibly and make space for trailers
They have stuff in the back of their truck or have a trailer on (obviously)
2:24 Norman! No wait, he did make a comeback. Nevermind.
19:10 Candy sticks or as the cool kids used to call them "Candy Cigarettes" I still love em
I suppose it's not too terrible, but it became part of the compilation of memories that made me realize my older sibling was not only a bully but a gaslighting narcissist - in 7th/8th grade, for my birthday, my friends bought me this American Girls bath set and it was really nice - it all came in a cute little metal basket, it had a comb, I think a loofah, pretty smelling soaps, bath salts, and had a beautiful ribbon around it. I was so happy to show it off when I got home, and my sibling says "maybe they're trying to tell you something." Same sibling also had a habit of encouraging me to do stuff (like wear certain clothes or encourage me to stand up for myself on something), and then when I did, verbally bashed me for it. They also go around telling everyone that I carried a toy lightsaber with me to high school every day, meanwhile I only did so once for Halloween, and they're pushing this story like, now, and we're in our 40's. We no longer speak to or see each other.
for the summoning thing my husband says for him it would be: play black sabbath, either sabbath bloody sabbath or paranoid. start a fire with thermite, and offer a plate of crab ragoon.
to summon me play the Beatles. any song (though one by John will have a better out come), offer a plate of sushi and spicy pepper. the spicier the better (the peppers cannot be bell nor the sushi with cream cheese) and a glass of either of the goya malt drink or vita coco coconut water. while not necessary but will have better results burn some incense (dragons blood or nag champa)
"The last thing you googled will kill you"
Oh crap I googled "rule 34 tentacles"
I dunno what to feel about that.
My first world problem is that I want to pet/ snuggle my cat but she's in play mode atm. She woke me up this morning by aggressively demanding pets but I wanna do it NOW😭
24:34 see the great thing abt birds is that even if the egg is fertile, they can just not sit on the egg, like they just decide not to have babies, without the surgeries of spaying or abortion, just "ok I pooped out my daily egg, prolly fertile but fuck it, I don't want kids" **gets up and goes foraging for food**
So basically that's just the result of her daily menstrual cycle
9:15 - I honestly think they don't remember. It was such a traumatic moment for the kid, but wasn't for the adult.
Pretty much any Alice In Chains song is a "scream at the top of your lungs" song. Man In The Box is great when I'm alone bc if my voice cracks it's less embarrassing lol. Also shout-out to Love, Hate, Love for being one of the most cathartic songs to sing along to.
"If there was a ritual to summon you, what would it be?"
2016 cat memes
0:23
One time I was watching Helluva Boss and a child was watching too and I didn't realize the child was there until the "You're a hero" scene in episode one 💀
F in the chat
🥲 Oh my God.
But also: SHE IS NOT A HERO!!
11:50
Say:
Ice cream,
“Pizza,
I don’t wanna be ya,
Chocolate,
UA-cam,
We’re summoning you.”
While holding out a mozzarella stick as a sacrifice
11:52 a large circle of 41 E's surrounding a fox plushie, a saxophone, and a violin. the people would have to be chanting "Potato Boi, E, Foxy, E, Darkpaw, E, Methan, E" 41 times (the words they were chanting are all nicknames by them.)
8:09 ironically i googled "cortisol" after it popped up in the video, so. sounds accurate. high stress levels killing me? perfectly valid statement
Draw concentric triangles on the floor, in each corner you need:
A silver-burst fender starcaster, a standard beginner’s dreadnought acoustic guitar, and a brown steel string, specifically from the brand tanglewood.
On the edge across from the starcaster, place an asus laptop (any model will do) with windows 10 and arch Linux installed together. And on the other edges place the installation media used. Lastly, in the center, place an ender 3 3D printer and turn it on without it’s as card. And stand back. You’ll know it worked if the printer consumes the guitars and the laptop and spools it into a cyan colored Filament, leave the printer on, as it will now begin printing. Let it finish and in about 5 days you’ll have summoned me, the printer will expand to accommodate me inside its build volume and will return to normal when I arrive. The guitars and laptop will reappear in their places around 30 days after the ritual, after which I will return to wherever I came from.
it does work, but you need the whole thing: "i before e, except after c and when sounding like 'a' like in neighbor and weigh."
My mother told me that she would beat me up until I bled when I tried to tell her I was struggling with self harm. I was 12
Something that will never be awkward is playing with my goddamn LEGOS!
24:25: "the pizza delivery guy brought me my pizza"
24:44: "i am putting on leather shoes"
25:05 That is making a bowl of cereal and using soy milk, I think.
First called Candy Cigarettes, now candy sticks. Sweet with and chalky texture
22:15 can’t be loud but can be Kermit
“what’s you biggest flex?” existing
What will never be not awkward?
Meeting a stranger or someone you barely know for a date for the first time.
When you're with a group of friends, and I here is someone you like in your friend group that you like and "accidentally let it slip you like them" but their feelings isn't the same.
I'm sure there is more?
8:08, Damn, Kitsunami from the Sonic IDW comics Is gonna drown me, huh?
1:07 I pulled a Secret Rare Pokémon card from my first pack ever!
8:10 Are we talking general Search History or..?
Newest thing in my History is 'change image color' I think I deleted something but I'd it's what I think it was, then death by Furries I guess... -.-' *I won't elaborate.*
14:55 Ask him about all the plot holes in the Bible.
22:10 His World, either Original or Zebrahead
23:58 Allow me to apply pressure to 8 - 12 small plastic contacts placed upon a large solid blob in order to create moving flashy lights on a large thin box
26:33 Um... let's see:
- A rubber LEGO hair piece from my friend that I felt bad about and kept meaning but forgetting to return but eventually did.
- Left my school for another in Year 5/5th Grade, opened my pencil case and found a pair of scissors
- At least 30 sh!tty school pencils and pens and several erasers.
Maybe more but I can't remember.
28:06 Enjoy certain videogames e.g. Sonic Rush, Pokémon Black/White, Super Mario Bros. 3
29:18 **insert UA-cam/Spotify ad here**
30:39 31:16
the ritual to summon me would be to draw a circle put a pencil,a match,a bubble(it can be a bubble blower),a ice cube,and a book in the middle and yell “FREESMART!!!!!” and i will be there to watch all seasons of bfdi with you
19:22 tums and anti acid medicines are made of chalk, they are literally flavored chalk
to summon me:
ingredients:
something that calls up ur primal anger
shredded cheese
vanilla coconut scented candles
ur fav plushie or other calming object u have
steps:
1.make a circle of the shredded cheese
2.light candles around the room
3.use that anger to scream a generic Raid Shadow Legends sponsor (or just scream in pure anger, but I will more likely appear to Raid)
4.calm down while you wait for me
5.(if) I appear. you have to let me eat the shredded cheese out of the bag to calm me down (the candles help too)
6.not really a step but after I leave to summon me again just say "Raid Shadow Legends" under ur breath . I will immediately appear in rage and only either shredded cheese or the vanilla coconut candle scent.
Have fun!
8:08
“Lord Foog the 2st”
We used to own a truck. My husband worked with my father roofing, so it was handy to have. Moved to timbuckto in Texas, and now I miss having a truck. It's frustrating to have to put down plastic in the back of our van to transport gardening supplies. But trucks are expensive, and so is gas...
Things that will never not be awkward:
When I'm walking slightly faster than somebody behind them on an otherwise empty street, and when I reach them I have to almost jog past them so it doesn't feel like we're walking together for a moment.
1:06 I can make a flower with my tongue
8:40 TW
In third grade, I went from a Christian private school to a bad public school. I had anxiety, ADD and autism but nobody knew at that time. People in my class bullied me (calling me names, shoving me, hitting me, etc.) and the teacher was very mean to me too.(calling me stupid, telling me I wasn't good enough, having me in lunch detention every day, having me clean all of the white boards, etc.) I got super suicidal then and I tried to tell people but nobody cared and that made it worse. Told my teacher one day and she said she'd be happy to teach one less student. Lost all of my trust in adults and classmates that year and it still affects me to this day. (16 in my junior year of HS) I have a hard time making friends, have two close friends, never leave the house by myself unless I have my dog, stay inside of my room, did acts of SH(been clean for about 3 months), and I blame all of that on that shitty school.
This channel is growing so fast. It has gained more than 2500 subscribers since the last upload.
Some reason I decided to steal 2 pokemon cards, they weren't too special like a reflective charizard, but 2 none the less
saying a joke and only you laughing...
Or when you laugh so much that you struggle to say it and then nobody laughs...
7:20 Ike there is less milk, more sugar, and there is no flavor to the chocolate
0:08 Starting a conversation with a shy person/an introvert.
Source: I'm an introvert who knows a shy person.
8:40 When I was around 12 I was walking down a busy street in Spain when I suddenly hear someone next to me say 'Do you want a cigarette?' I look over and apparently he was talking to me. I said no thanks, and started to continue walking, when he walked over to stand in front of me and asked again, and again, and again. That same question was asked for at least 10 minutes straight with me continuously saying no in different ways, including asking what part of 'no' he didn't understand. I guess he hoped I would give up and start smoking underage or something.
When I was in the airport when I was 15 I was walking to my gate when an older man approached me. With a deep, slightly slow and insanely creepy voice he asked 'Do you want a cup of coffee?' even though he wasn't holding cups or anything to represent any kind of drink on him. I said 'No thank you', and he looked at me weirdly before eventually walking off.
The kicker? My parents were there with me on both occasions but did jack shit to stop both of these scenarios.
I never guessed this was the day, time and place I finally knew what the infamous 'milk fanfic' was about
Except it’s not about pouring milk on each other. It’s way worse
Oh no the Winged Hussars are coming for me
early 2000s fad: Micro RC cars. Radio Shack killed their Zip Zaps right when they were getting really good (working headlights, six selectable channels, semi-proportional controls)
yeah, i remember them as candy cigarettes
Me and my friends used to always hangout at the local library after school. mainly because it was right across the street from school, but then covid hit and now we going to highschool.
laughing and joking when small children fall over isnt cruel if they see you are not worried they are less worried works most of the time of course based on medical history could be different but rule of thumb dont freak out when kids fall over
8:14 I googled a local aqaurium... oh boy
The last thing you Googled kills you - “What birds live in the snow?” | I guess I’m swarmed by a flock of snowbirds-
If there was a ritual to summon you, what would it be? - At 11:00 PM, go into your bedroom. If your bed isn’t already into the corner, push it there. String up fairylights around the tops of your bedroom walls. Create a circle of rope or string on your floor and put on my Spotify playlist titled Brain Scratchies. If it’s raining, which will offer better results, open your window. The harder it’s raining, the wider you open the window, letting the smell and cool air permeate the room. Place a bottle, jug or can of Arnold Palmer in the center of the circle with battery powered candles or light up roses at the four directional points of the circle. Make sure your bedroom’s main light is off. At 11:11 PM, walk counterclockwise around the circle while singing or clapping along to whatever song is on (For best results, make it Lavender Moon) and then say, “Wurn the bitch,” eleven times. I will appear in the circle, crack open the Arnold Palmer and we can have a dance party until A. The rain stops. B. The sun comes up. C. I’m finished with my Arnold Palmer, or D. The playlist ends. Don’t summon me two nights in a row and not on weeknights or I’ll be grumpy and just take the drink and whatever you used to make the circle and leave
11:47 Clear a space in the center of your messy bedroom floor (Room must be very messy for a whole week or else the ritual will not work), make a ring in the cleared space out of Lego builds and Nerf blasters, place an old brass steam whistle in the center, lay all the Wings of Fire books in a circle around the whistle but inside the Lego/Nerf circle, then dump a big tote bin of Lego bricks and Nerf darts into the center of the circle, then place a living Ball Python on top of the pile. If done correctly, the python will turn into me after a few seconds.
What’s scary is that I have all of these except the snake at standby, including all the wof books
@@IsabellaNelson586 Interesting.
@@IsabellaNelson586 Wait, even the steam whistle?
@@sambrown6426 there’s probably one in my bedroom, it’s so messy I wouldn’t be surprised
@@IsabellaNelson586 One what?
22:21 I didn't know you could do a Kermit impression. I fucking LOVE your Kermit impression!!!!
2:05 reddit already called this "putpocketing"
20:00 school lunch pizza? They wouldn't want the ones I hadn't throw in the trash, it was in a pan like a deep dish (individual serving sized) but the crust was soggy in the middle, the edges overcooked and burnt, not enough sauce and rubbery cheese. Cafeteria food was horrible where I grew up.
8:11 “how many coins are needed to unlock the merchant in terraria”. No clue how this kills me
50 silver
@@finnoconnor5730 So I die by 50 silver coins?
@@murpledeer Yes🤣
5:31 you got the real friends if, ya know, have frinds
11:51 a pentagram of corgis surrounding a piece of chicken parmesan
Edit: and instead of blood it is egg drop soup
Being in a call with your friend’s friends who you barely know
8:09 Imma die to a sweater vest
I personally used to always just... miss words, when typing, or do THis
11:50 Circle of Handheld microphones. 8-12 specifically. put a guitar (preferably electric but any will do) Then٫ blast any hype song by simple plan. I will then appear٫ pick up a mic٫ and sing along.
Best advantage of not having friends: you don’t feel obligated to share your pack of gum. Like, oh, sorry, I don’t have anymore, that was the last one.
8:08 International Cats Day lol
I just wanted to check what day it was on (August 8)
having unlocked the toilet stalls door and before pulling your trousers up and somebody opens the door. Just staring at you
1:23 hey I can do that too
11:47 get a blanket, a pillow and a lot of cheese balls, put them besides a computer, and, at 4:20 AM yell "I think i need some help with programming!"
8:12 last thing I googled just for fun no real reason other than curiosity was: what do pigs eat? So I guess im gonna die whenever I eat wheat
1:10 I've been cigarette and vape free for 2 years now, and alcohol-free for 3 months
Updates?
@@H2nry46 still going strong, alcohol free for 1 year now
@@splashyreacts Good for you!
@@H2nry46 tysm! Its honestly been so good for me! I feel so much better without all that stuff, tons more energy and so much happier
I date someone who has absolutely no social media. It's actually pretty great. Less to worry about, actually. And he still gets to see some of it because I show him lol.
8:09 Guess King Louie from the Jungle Book just set me on fire
8:08 draft pony breeds
Yea... since I interact with horses alot I do infact have a chance to die from a draft pony and be the around 20 people per year that die from horses... and I ride a draft pony mix
That's totally not disturbing
0:01 Vaporeon. I started using it in platinum and had a lot of fun using it and it became one of my fav pokemon that I used in every game. Then about a month later the Vaporeon copy pasta came out and the rest is history
22:10 shout hallelujah
11:48 We talked about this john, you dont have to summon me, you can just text or call me.
11:47 bring a domesticated animal or a tame wild animal, but perferably an equine of sorts or a fluffy animal then scream into the sky "DO YOU WANNA PET THEM?"
I will be summoned nomatter what time of day, just have a cute animal
Bread tastes really really good 👍
My biggest flex is my asian parents allowed me to shift on different course.