Coyote: I'm coyote Peterson and I'm about to stick my head in a hippos mouth Hippo: bites* Mark: you good bro Mark: as you can see a hippo has a tremendous bite force
Merrick Wright Mark is trying his best, it’s coyote because he is saying he doesn’t need help but I love your channel even tho you don’t have any vids that I like.....
Kotaro Takabayashi it’s really not that bad, people act like ur gonna die living here but I’ve honestly never even encountered one of these dangerous animals
I've nearly stepped on two brown snakes and one redbelly snake. have also had several incidents which included starting an old tractor and a brown snake slithered out of it, I'm from the city so didn't know what to do and just jumped up a ladder nearby XD there was long grass everywhere so couldn't see it. Was renovating an old workers cottage and left some small sheeting on the ground lucky one of the lads seen a red belly go under it otherwise, I would have picked it up not knowing it was there, also had a big brown slither past me from underneath some new roofing material we were about to throw up. Its not that bad but every now and then they show up, just gotta be careful :)
Anyone here that use to have an arachnophobia, Well I used to and over the years I’ve been deathly afraid evening going downstairs to cleaning my cats litter box seriously over a wolf spider lol. Well after about a year I’ve fallen in love with spiders and I’m very fascinated about them, because of doing research and stuff my arachnophobia has gone away. For those who are afraid my key is to look at spiders and watch videos like this, seriously it’ll go away I’m not lying. Thx for the video Brave Wilderness 🤪. Even now I’d like to hold a Sydney Funnel web spider. A little nervous, because dude it’s venomous and fatal xd
looks like i am likely on the right path to get rid of my irrational fear of spiders. these creepy crawlies are getting more interesting the more i watch videos about them. maybe one day i'd surprisingly find myself having an eight legged pet.
Sorry Coyote but if I'm going to Australia and see this spider, there's no way I'm going to try to catch it and bring it to this place. I'm going to run the other way!
I live in southern australia and although our funnel webs are smaller than in this video you see them everywhere especially when i go and cut wood with my father. They have a distinctive web in rotting logs
Every time they say "milk [the spider]" I think of Meet the Parents. "Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples." "I have nipples, Greg, can you milk me?"
Thanks for being the steve irwin, but safer for my kids. I grew up watching steve Irwin and loved and learned from his show and youre doing that for my kids and helping give them a sense if happiness and knowledge thanks coyote
Night Pasta come on dude, be respectful. Steve Irwin was a great man. I don't think joking about him dying is cool. He left behind an entire generation of animal lovers, he had a beautiful family, and an entire nature reserve that his teenage son is a big part of and has taking over his dads position.
JustJoshingYa It's out of character that he recommended catching these deadly spiders in this epidsode rather than the usual admire from save distances tho
I’m from Australia and I’m used to all these spiders, snakes, lizards, and everything else. Spiders like that no offence to them but I will run the other way
“When you see this animal in the wild...” Oh here comes the obligatory admire it from a safe distance again “... try to catch it and bring it here!” Wait wat
I guess he didn't think this much through due to his excitation, but it definitely lacks the usual recommandation of keeping ourselves safe... since we're talking about the deadliest spider in the world, here.
The fact that there hasn't been a death in a long while means people are good at avoiding bites, and at treating them. That doesn't mean it's safe to be around them, especially if you're trying to catch them- even if it isn't fatal, a bite would be very unpleasant. Not to mention, a lot of Coyote's fans are pretty young (see: his tour videos, his video in Washington where he went to the beach with some fans, his video of taking a group of kids through a park, etc.). If any of them saw this, it might give them some pretty dangerous ideas. All that said, if a competent, coordinated person came across one in a situation where the usual "admire it from a safe distance" doesn't apply (for instance, finding one in their house), catching it and taking it there would be better than leaving it, and more useful than killing it
I am so scared of shots when they never hurt as soon as I see a shot I just start screaming and then my mummy sits on my hands and holds my arms and she screams at me when she cry’s too when she gets shots
Me watching this and starting to get freaked out - "Just think of Lucas the spider.....just think of Lucas the spider....JUST THINK OF LUCAS THE SPIDER
Me: ouch Coyote: I’ll see you on the next adventure, me standing next to a nuke and it exploding! Yay Me: heh... let’s see him try. Coyote: *stands on the nuke Me: oh.. he really did it
If there's a tiny harmless spider I will run and scream , but if I saw this I would be throwing water, chairs, couches, bug spray, and everything else around me and completely miss the spider.
Some people are taking on challenges where the worst thing that they have to go through is eating gross food, or sour and spicy food, whereas Coyote is stung by incredibly painful spiders and ants or bitten by alligators or snapping turtles. Why do those channels have more subscribers than him?
Well Spice food is great but i Think coyote is Way more satisfying to watch NOT just because he is brave, but also because it is educational and he seems humble wich to me erantis my respect.
One of the most dangerous, if not THE most dangerous spider on the planet. Kane: excellent, my favorite. On a serious note, this information you guys are giving out is invaluable. What to do if you're bitten, how to administer first aid for it, you guys are awesome for what you do!🤘
@@PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy Are they venomous? I thought they just have incredibly strong jaws and core, so its hard as hell to fight them off. And I think they hunt usually in groups. I've read about some horror stories of people who've either died or lost limbs because of Komodo Dragon's attack. I'm not exactly sure about the first statements I told, so I'm mainly just discussing.
@@MrPek-fe9fp I'm not sure if they're venomous, but ik their mouths are full of bacteria. One bite gets infected really easily and it might have to be amputated. They're like Sea Lions and Seals, their bite is so infectious that the bacteria in their mouth can't be cured.
Don't forget, If you get bitten by something you need to capture it and bring it to the hospital with you, because knowing what bit you is extremely important in the treatment. Just don't get bitten again when you're trying to catch it lol
You use the wrong meme, it should have been: Coyote Peterson: "I've been bitten and stung a 1000 times and lived to tell it" Funnel Web Spider:"Im about to ruin this whole mans career."
Know a guy that knows a guy who played with one with a pen. When his curiosity was fullfilled he put the pen in his pocket. Within an hour he was in hospital. He was lucky, he survived.
Me: *spots spider* runs for life, grabs filled water bucket, throws on spider, grabs chair and couch and anything huge, throws at spider, runs away again Coyote: Whoah look its one of the most deadly spider in the world...lets get it
My mum: what are you watching?
Me: a man milk a spider.
My mum: *calls a therapist*
The Real Apollo atleast he can spell!
Le epic fry I laughing so hard.
xd
Therapist: he has a disease called weird
Mum: OMG "Starts crying"
Le epic fry: (⊙.⊙) Mmmm...mum I'm scared "starts crying"
The END
The Real Apollo 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓾𝓶
“I’m Coyote Peterson, and I’m going to enter space without a suit”
*Asphyxiates instantly”
Mark: “you good?”
xD
LMFAO
Pooosh “ breaking news daredevil coyote Peterson has burst his head whilst attempting to enter space without a suit”
Did it get u?
No
So what do you do for a living?
I'm a spider milker.
Seems like a legit Australian career.
The Last Grownup in the Woods you make milk from spiders ?
Cool
It wouldn’t be a bad job to my opinion.
The Last Grownup in the Woods
Aussie not Australian 😊
Puggonator yes and btw we have so many dangerous animals in Aussie it’s insane
"I'm Cayote Peterson and I'm gonna get bitten by Mark"
Spider: You good?
😛
wtf
Lmao
Plot twist lol
:/
“I’m Coyote Peterson, and I’m about to fight a dragon with a stick.”
Nah he wouldnt be using that stick
@@Crabber1 he be using his stick
Näin On he would do it i know it
you spelled mark wrong.
@@vultwix5363 you spelt spelt wrong 😏
“I’m Coyote Peterson, and I’m about to enter the bite zone with the funnel spider”
*Dies*
Mark: “Did it get you?”
LOL 😂😂😆
Nice
"Are you okay?"
"I know it's difficult but you need to describe what it's like"
Yeah that's mark for you
American farmer: I milk cows
Australian farmer: I milk spiders
😂😂😂
"Venemous spiders" :D
European farmer: I milk men
CooManTunes lmfao calm down. ur ruining the joke
josongirl you’re ruining the roast
"I'm Coyote Peterson and I'm putting my hand into a bucket of lava"
Mark: DeSCrIbE ThE PaIN
Hahaha
Lol
Nah you would see the BONES
“You Good?”
Coyote: so this bite won't kill me?
Spider catcher: no
Coyote: I'm Coyote Peterson and I'm about to enter the bite zone, of a venomous spider.
Coyote Peterson is the most brave man on Earth , hands down.
@@dominikkuharic1259 I would do what he does to if I got paid I'm sure he gets a fat pay check
All he does is numbs his arm and then gets bit so that it does not hurt
a aa oh stfu he never numbs his hand if you would do his job you will quit first day
Ahah I was half expecting this to happen!
9:35 - if you come across one of these spiders
...
Try to safely catch and bring it here.
I thought he was going to say, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
Lol
shady benyamin (ni
shady benyamin I can’t believe he said that😂😂
"If you see one of these spiders in the wild", kill it. Kill it with fire!
They say it will save a life it can kill you
“A female spider has thicker legs...”
seems legit
You mean THICCER
THICC
EXTRA THICC
lol ok
Just....no
Coyote: “talking talking talking”
Spider: these invisible wall’s are pretty dope
copied? I thought I saw this on an older video, no hate tho, still funny
LOL
I am your biggest fan
😂
@@salvadordolores7382 wtf he doesn't have that many subs btw
It Can Kill You!
Coyote: Proceeds to pick it up
Camera crew: u ok?
Eeeeedddfdrt
😑
i love you more then anything
I love you and the spider gave me the greeps
he has anti venom otherwise this would be suicidal wilderness, not brave wilderness
"It wouldn't kill you unless you're unhealthy"
Coyote: *Internally chuckles*
Would it kill me cuz I'm fat?
@what the hell lmao
@what the hell then they need to stop making them so dawicious.
@@randomuser684 most likely, you probably wouldn't be able to run away from the spider either fatboy haha
Can y'all stop bulling random user? Like damn you're not perfect either
Kane is a brave guy. He's literally risking his life everyday.
if he got bit thats literally the least likely place he would die and ever since the antivenom came out there haven't been any reported deaths.
I subed to u
But yeah one day he ded
Josh Chamberlain they have anti venom there
Yep
Coyote: I'm coyote Peterson and I'm about to stick my head in a hippos mouth
Hippo: bites*
Mark: you good bro
Mark: as you can see a hippo has a tremendous bite force
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🦛🦛🦘
I kinda want to see that spider bite bubble wrap! 1. To see how the fangs and venom to go in. 2. To see how it handles pressure!
They can bite straight through a persons big toe nail with those fangs
if your cat has ever stuck it's claws into you that's what it feels like when you get bit by funnel web
GrowingDownUnder wait is that a common thing for cat owners? Lol
Smart idea :) Come to think of it, I think that would be cool too!
3. To see a spider pop bubble wrap
"I'm Coyote Peterson and I'm about to wrestle a male silverback gorilla"
Back breaks*
Mark: you good man?
Merrick Wright Mark is trying his best, it’s coyote because he is saying he doesn’t need help but I love your channel even tho you don’t have any vids that I like.....
Relax, tyson
Not the sort of place you want to be when a earthquake hits and all the spiders fall of the cabinet and break lose xD
SeeOhEn 98 That's a scary thought 😨
They aren't alive...
Oh heck no; the mere thought gives me anxiety.
Harrison T that's what they want you to think.
Don’t get earthquakes big enough to knock anything over in Australia
“One bite can KILL YOU!”
Im coyote peterson, and i’m about to be bit by, the most deadliest spider in the world
Has almost no hair..
*BUT HAS A COMPLETELY GORGEOUS BEARD*
ML PLAYS And a great accent! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😋😛😝😜🤪🤪😝😛😛🙂🙂😗😉😌😊☺️😁😆😁😃😀😀😀😃😄😁😅😂😂
Wait... A beard isn't made of hair0_0 illuminati confirmed
Lol
ML PLAYS im a no1. haya X kagura hater😡
@@cock195 im their user
“One bite will kill u”
Coyote proceeds to put it in a container and make her mad
Zoe Creates all about being Brave and doing it in the Wilderness
Crikey. A funnel web Spida. One of the deadliest spiders in all planet. I'm gonna pick it up.- Steve Irwin
Frank Sauz lol :)
Hyraladen T true 😊
Frank Sauz "awwww, he's really pissed off nowwww, look at him strike at me repeatedly....gday mate....yeah mate....youre right, youre right"
As an Australian I never realised how dangerous living here was
ITZ YA BOI samee
Unless your thanos
Kotaro Takabayashi it’s really not that bad, people act like ur gonna die living here but I’ve honestly never even encountered one of these dangerous animals
I've nearly stepped on two brown snakes and one redbelly snake. have also had several incidents which included starting an old tractor and a brown snake slithered out of it, I'm from the city so didn't know what to do and just jumped up a ladder nearby XD there was long grass everywhere so couldn't see it. Was renovating an old workers cottage and left some small sheeting on the ground lucky one of the lads seen a red belly go under it otherwise, I would have picked it up not knowing it was there, also had a big brown slither past me from underneath some new roofing material we were about to throw up. Its not that bad but every now and then they show up, just gotta be careful :)
If your not in Sydney you won't see funnelwebs
Anyone here that use to have an arachnophobia, Well I used to and over the years I’ve been deathly afraid evening going downstairs to cleaning my cats litter box seriously over a wolf spider lol. Well after about a year I’ve fallen in love with spiders and I’m very fascinated about them, because of doing research and stuff my arachnophobia has gone away. For those who are afraid my key is to look at spiders and watch videos like this, seriously it’ll go away I’m not lying. Thx for the video Brave Wilderness 🤪. Even now I’d like to hold a Sydney Funnel web spider. A little nervous, because dude it’s venomous and fatal xd
I have arachniphobia, but i have still wanted to study them. But while coyote likes catching them,im running for my life when i see them
Yeah but what would you do if a spider falls on your bed in middle of night
I have that phobia and there was ever one In my house
looks like i am likely on the right path to get rid of my irrational fear of spiders. these creepy crawlies are getting more interesting the more i watch videos about them. maybe one day i'd surprisingly find myself having an eight legged pet.
"Can I milk that spider?"
"We'll definitely let you milk that spider"
Just a normal conversation here, nothing out of the ordinary.
Mamq voli bebu
You should be a comedian
Spider: hey do I even have a say here? 🙄
@@razijadurakovic1594 zašto
Can we milk this spider?
•spider thoughts• Go ahead, milk me if you dare.
But spiders don't think, they act entirely on instinct.
@@misanthropicisolation4013 not true jumping spiders are recorded to be very intelligent
B-but I don't have nipples I is... spider?
Jacob Weatherford like from the Philipines the spider tikra-tikra?
@@hazelcapili448 okay that's a spider I've not heard of but the tests I saw were with the same species of jumping spider as Lucas the spider
Sorry Coyote but if I'm going to Australia and see this spider, there's no way I'm going to try to catch it and bring it to this place. I'm going to run the other way!
spider racist
Game Taco spiders are more scared than you are
GAME TACOOOOO I WATCH UR GAMING VIDS ON MONSTER HUNTER AND MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Game Taco be careful
I live in southern australia and although our funnel webs are smaller than in this video you see them everywhere especially when i go and cut wood with my father. They have a distinctive web in rotting logs
The girl in the window: look mom! Coyote is about to get bitten again!
Me: *lies down*
Me: *feels something small and fuzzy crawl up my legs*
Me: “my time has come.
Me too
Priyanka Koley me call an ambulance but not for me I slap immediately and start shooting
lol my reaction moooooooooooooommmmmyy
Foreal!
That happens to me before exceptnwith a cockroach
Coyote's logic
Venomous animals: safely admire it from a distance.
Funnel web spider: secure it and bring it here.
OK?! 👌😂
LMAO
I'm going to try to catch one if I see one.
Thanks coyote Peterson!
Next: gets stung by funnel web spider
Tell that to the Gila monster.... He learned his lesson lol
You are actually dum he meant to help save people life's to make an anti venom DUH!
Don't forget he literally put his hand right up next to a brazilian Wandering Spider.
Every time they say "milk [the spider]" I think of Meet the Parents. "Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples." "I have nipples, Greg, can you milk me?"
Parallaxus -- Did Robert DiNero really say
Hahahahha classic
Lol
Best comment yet!
Parallaxus lol i remember that
5:54 "Oh yeah I feel like a mummy"
So it's confirmed...Coyote has died before and knows what it feels like.
Yep it's confirmed lol
He seems like a really loving and great dude to be around! So down to earth and caring for his job!! Love it
My observation, too.
Really laid back and clearly likes what he's doing...a real people person.
Yes! It made me so happy :)
Mads Hansen earth is flat science can’t prove it
Yes you are right my friend :) The earth is flat
Are of you are right and me too!
Coyote: *dies from spider*
Mark: “you okay? Here dring some water”
I love dringing water
Blue Flamingo OwO why you bully Mark
Blue Flamingo OwO 😂😂😂😂😂
Blue Flamingo OwO I hear dringing is much more efficient than drinking it.
Blue Flamingo OwO let’s dring water for now on
"Bring in a spider, you may save a life" or die tryin *50 cent voice*
Death's gotta be easy, cause life is hard~
Get venom or die tryin
@@Michael_McMaster if i'cant milk it homie it can't be done
ninja frozr so imma let the venom bottle pop
this man is saving lives. good on him. we need more like him!
Thanks for being the steve irwin, but safer for my kids. I grew up watching steve Irwin and loved and learned from his show and youre doing that for my kids and helping give them a sense if happiness and knowledge thanks coyote
point out *one single scenario* where steve irwin wasnt saf- oh wait
Night Pasta come on dude, be respectful. Steve Irwin was a great man. I don't think joking about him dying is cool. He left behind an entire generation of animal lovers, he had a beautiful family, and an entire nature reserve that his teenage son is a big part of and has taking over his dads position.
JustJoshingYa calm down it was just a joke
JustJoshingYa It's out of character that he recommended catching these deadly spiders in this epidsode rather than the usual admire from save distances tho
CRIKY! - Steve Irwin
I’m from Australia and I’m used to all these spiders, snakes, lizards, and everything else.
Spiders like that no offence to them but I will run the other way
Ya. They don't want to be squished. They're just out and about trying to catch a meal. Just trying to get by.
then you are clearly not used to them
I think all Aussies are used to this 🤣🤣🤣
You offended that spider, he was planning on having dinner with you later. Told me that you said he was ugly and ran away
ewen huzami well she/he doesn’t want it to kill them or climb on them and I bet you would do the same so shut up.
Coyote: gets bit by this spider
Mark: DeScRiBe ThE PaIn
How original
Coyote: dies
Mark: u ok?
That true right there
Its mario
Plan??
This is the only context in which you will ever hear "it is a Sydney Funnelweb, that's the good news."
“When you see this animal in the wild...” Oh here comes the obligatory admire it from a safe distance again
“... try to catch it and bring it here!”
Wait wat
Shocksidian omg same😂😂
I guess he didn't think this much through due to his excitation, but it definitely lacks the usual recommandation of keeping ourselves safe... since we're talking about the deadliest spider in the world, here.
But like he said, there hasn't been a death recorded in quite awhile, and more severe cases are rare.
Tyler Carnegie Yea but it's still out of character for him to ask people to catch when they spotted these spiders, no matter how deadly theh are
The fact that there hasn't been a death in a long while means people are good at avoiding bites, and at treating them. That doesn't mean it's safe to be around them, especially if you're trying to catch them- even if it isn't fatal, a bite would be very unpleasant.
Not to mention, a lot of Coyote's fans are pretty young (see: his tour videos, his video in Washington where he went to the beach with some fans, his video of taking a group of kids through a park, etc.). If any of them saw this, it might give them some pretty dangerous ideas.
All that said, if a competent, coordinated person came across one in a situation where the usual "admire it from a safe distance" doesn't apply (for instance, finding one in their house), catching it and taking it there would be better than leaving it, and more useful than killing it
Cyote: unfortunately I didn't get bitten
Me: WAIT WHAT
He said fortunately not unfortunately
Oh god cyote
Coyote: “if you come across one of these spiders, try to safely catch it and bring it here”
Video title: *ONE BITE CAN KILL YOU!!!!!*
Please give this comment more likes❤🤣 its makimg me laugh sooo hard
I thought that too
😂
@@shaadhiyarasheedh7669 give me one
@@KeyzonYT done
Coyote: *flat lines on the operating table*
Mark: describe what you're feeling right now
Me: has arachnophobia
Also me: still watches this video anyways
same
Savannah Richards I’m hiding in the comments
im scared of worms and needles
Angelina Guzman fear of spiders I think
I am so scared of shots when they never hurt as soon as I see a shot I just start screaming and then my mummy sits on my hands and holds my arms and she screams at me when she cry’s too when she gets shots
"thicker legs to identify the female" 😏
Just....stop
😏
Don't take that out of context
Stop
GET IT TO 69 LIKES
Me watching this and starting to get freaked out - "Just think of Lucas the spider.....just think of Lucas the spider....JUST THINK OF LUCAS THE SPIDER
LOL
thank you so much
lol hahaha 😂
😂
Lol
Me: ouch
Coyote: I’ll see you on the next adventure, me standing next to a nuke and it exploding! Yay
Me: heh... let’s see him try.
Coyote: *stands on the nuke
Me: oh.. he really did it
If there's a tiny harmless spider I will run and scream , but if I saw this I would be throwing water, chairs, couches, bug spray, and everything else around me and completely miss the spider.
And then it just grins at you MENACINGLY.
Same
@@AzureDefiance3701 IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?
Eamillion Smith And then take the biggest item that you can grab and SLAM it on top of it
@@halfpintsurvivor then watch as the puddle of spider parts reforms...
*terminator 2 theme*
Brave Wilderness is my National Geographic
Some people are taking on challenges where the worst thing that they have to go through is eating gross food, or sour and spicy food, whereas Coyote is stung by incredibly painful spiders and ants or bitten by alligators or snapping turtles. Why do those channels have more subscribers than him?
Don't pick on gmm! Lol coyote is the man tho
Sophie Henderson I agree
Well Spice food is great but i Think coyote is Way more satisfying to watch NOT just because he is brave, but also because it is educational and he seems humble wich to me erantis my respect.
Sophie Henderson that's how it is
Sophie Henderson ×
One of the most dangerous, if not THE most dangerous spider on the planet.
Kane: excellent, my favorite.
On a serious note, this information you guys are giving out is invaluable. What to do if you're bitten, how to administer first aid for it, you guys are awesome for what you do!🤘
1 day ago. Wow
“I’m coyote Peterson and I’m going to be bitten by a Komodo dragon”
Thermite, my guy
I hope he never does because those are venomous and very strong
@@PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy Are they venomous? I thought they just have incredibly strong jaws and core, so its hard as hell to fight them off. And I think they hunt usually in groups. I've read about some horror stories of people who've either died or lost limbs because of Komodo Dragon's attack.
I'm not exactly sure about the first statements I told, so I'm mainly just discussing.
I can't let you get close they’re venomous and have tons of bacteria in their mouths so really wouldn’t be good to be bitten by one
@@MrPek-fe9fp I'm not sure if they're venomous, but ik their mouths are full of bacteria. One bite gets infected really easily and it might have to be amputated. They're like Sea Lions and Seals, their bite is so infectious that the bacteria in their mouth can't be cured.
These spiders are the reason why I moved to the moon.
Narata lol can I move too? 😂😂😂
Midnight Mint Definitely! Anyone or anything can come, as long as you don't have more than 4 legs, LOL.
Plot twist: there are spiders on the moon. And not just any spiders. 9 foot tall angry black widow spiders.
David c. Omg
Narata lmao this comment is gold
im fearfull that i live in the same universe as this thing
You do
*what all aliens are thinking*
I’m fearful that I live in the same country
@@cardboard8611 hahaha good one :)
napparino I’m fearful that I also
live in the same country
"I'm coyote Peterson and I'm about to enter this saw trap"
John Kramer: bro you good
Thanos vs one spidey boi
Mr stark I dont feel so good
Spidey boi died
hahaha that one got me xD i love you haHAHAHAHAHAA
did you watch end game
One stomp or one bite
Ofcourse it’s in Australia.
(°^°) SPIDERS AAAHHHHHHH!!! I WOULD THROW A FREAKIN TABLE AT THAT MONSTER
Everything over here will kill you, even our underwater coral and animals
Everything in our. Country defends us lol
*_Of course._*
TheLenny27
I mean, of course
Me: * goes on an airplane to escape Australia *
Worst case scenario for the spider:
“Ow, I bit my tongue!”
*dies*
Daniel Chung hahahahaha
Daniel Chung lmao
BWHAHAHH
Daniel Chung ha
God i would never move my mouth! Lol.
“You can feel the pressure it’s pretty tight”
Coyote - “Yeah I feel like a mummy”
The beard is magnificent
Unyt oh yes
😂
Subarashi
lol
Unyt no
Imagine getting really mad at someone and they just come up and start collecting your spit
Mountkosiosko lol 😂😂 thats funny
Lol
Lol
Mountkosiosko I almost spat out my drink at this comment xD
lmaoooo i laughed so hard
Don't forget, If you get bitten by something you need to capture it and bring it to the hospital with you, because knowing what bit you is extremely important in the treatment.
Just don't get bitten again when you're trying to catch it lol
lol i always worry about that when i walk to the store in summer here in Oz, and it's still 28 degrees..... thats hot btw
yo but i got bit by a bear wtf do I do then
thespacecowboy bring the bear duh
i got arrested for bringing a pack of wolfs to a hospital
Relly?!?!
Coyote: im coyote peterson and im about to get in the bite zone with a Dragon!
Coyote: AAHHHH!!
Mark: Describe the pain.
Coyote Peterson: "I've been bitten and stung a 1000 times and lived to tell it"
Funnel Web Spider: "Hold my beer...."
Hahaha yessir 😀👍💯
TO BE CONTINUED
*hold my webs
@@JasonBrewer2509 Your welcome my dude 😁😁😁
You use the wrong meme, it should have been:
Coyote Peterson: "I've been bitten and stung a 1000 times and lived to tell it"
Funnel Web Spider:"Im about to ruin this whole mans career."
That moment when you get a 35 minute ad and it’s kinda interesting
Did you mean 35 seconds?
No they actually have, 35 minute adds
Honestly tho...
I got one that was an hour before I watched the whole thing 😂
Alone
Of course its in Australia
*I'M IN AUSTRALIA*
ItZAlliDubZ leave go to Dubai!!!!!!
Move to Melbourne
ItZAlliDubZ I'm in Aussie to
Hopefully you don't get bite
Same aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi
FASCINATING! I’m SO happy to come across your channel. I absolutely love spiders!
9:45 If you run away after seeing one, you also safe a life .-.
Dago Duck yeah, ur own life
Saving your own life
I love safing life’s
voor wat yea I heard rapists are most likely to get bitten by venomous spiders
@Dago Duck When I clicked that I got an ad with someone stepping on a lego. Yes, running away from legos will save a life.
1:23 I hadn’t actually seen any of the video yet and his beard legitimately scared me 😂
HAHAHA me too
Bree Topkuschi HAHAHAHA
Actually the meanest looking guys are generally nice!
I wonder if any spiders have gotten lost in his beard 😬
Coyote: Gets bitten by deadly spider
Me, on bed: getting really sensitive about my trouser leg touching my leg hair
Ikr😂😂
Bruh lol😁😁😁😁😁😁😄😄😄😄😄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅
LOL AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA lol lol
Know a guy that knows a guy who played with one with a pen. When his curiosity was fullfilled he put the pen in his pocket. Within an hour he was in hospital. He was lucky, he survived.
Professional: never pick up a funnel web spider
Me: but it face looks so fluffy underneath
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Damn, why are australians so friendly? If you knock the door here in Argentina while the other person is working wou almost get shot.
Zentäi 289 😂😂😂🤣🤣
Zentäi 289 it’s not that Australiians are super nice it’s that Argentinians are super crazy
I felt like spiders were crawling on me while watching this
Same
Same
Same
Same
SAME and I was itching every wear erk
"i brought you a sydney funnelweb spider"
normal people: OMG KEEP THE LID ON
kane: oh excellent my favourite
That spider milking dude has an epic beard like if you agree
My name If Jeff MY NAME IS JEFF
Why do I feel like he was just making up how the bandage should be applied lol
So true
He's looks like that uncle at Christmas who doesn't say much but has tea on everyone
better than my dadas
Meanwhile in a spider universe: milking a human.
*Hold Up*
ITS 3:00 AND IM TRYING MY HARDEST NOT TO LAUGH AND MY FACE HURTS😭😂
Buddy I have some slightly disconcerting news for you.
nani
R/hol’up
I’m coyote Peterson and I’m gona enter the bite zone of the funnel spider
Dies
Mark: “ describe the pain "
Captions:
"[Coyote knocks]
Female: Come in.
Coyote: Hi!
Kane, the only other person in that room: Hey, how you doin'?"
I noticed that too!
Im Coyote Peterson and I'm about to die.
GROWY TV I read this in his voice and it was amazing 😂😂
"Are you OK? "
Cayote?
@@leo-ji1lr yeah why?
GROWY TV Bcus it’s Coyote.
My dad grew up in Australia, in the 50's one of his school mates was putting on his shoes. He was bitten on the toe by a Funnel Web. He died.
Really?
Doug Lemmikey I'm sorry for your loss here's some cute emojis to cheer you up🐶🐱🐼🐨🐢🐿🐇🐳🐧🐣🐰🐹🐭
I feel so sorry for your dad and he is mate
R.I.P, Condolences My Man..
IT WAS 1 OF HIS DADS CLASS MATES xD
In 3001 when all organisms have died
Coyote: Today im about to get run over, by a car.
r/wooosh
@@thebeanlord8272 this man
Munster truck muddy bogs
*orgasms*
"One bite can kill you"
Coyote: Great! Let's try it out!
Am I the only one who thought that he was gonna make the spider bite him? I mean, due to his other videos, it was pretty obvious.
Raymond your not alone
xXjobo savageXx jup
Raymond, dont worry, i also thought that...
Raymond yea
Did you not read the title?(not in a mean way) ONE BITE CAN KILL(not in a mean way, again) YOU. If you meant with the thing on his arm then yeah.
Coyote: the females are more heavy
Spider: are you calling me fat
Spider husband: did he just call you fat
That's a good one😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Spider husband: she's pregnant, she weighs so much lighter in the summer
Me: *spots spider* runs for life, grabs filled water bucket, throws on spider, grabs chair and couch and anything huge, throws at spider, runs away again
Coyote: Whoah look its one of the most deadly spider in the world...lets get it
Coyote: "im coyote peterson and im going to fight with a dragon"
At the time Coyote was dyeing!
Mark : can you describe the pain.....?
*that beard tho*
He can hide spiders in his beard
Frozen gamer ROFL 😂😂😂
It is a sign of good will
Frozen gamer lol
Lol😂
You deserve a billion subscribers!! Thanks for making my day
same
Ellie Does Life your right
Truth Seeking Freedom Fighter i love your name do you watch black label freedom fighter
Ellie Does Life he does
I deserve your Snapchat
Why Am I Watching This..... I Have Arachnophobia😂😂😂
Jordan_.# 23 I had one in my pool once 😐😀
catastrophic i Feels Bad Bro
Jordan_.# 23 meh 🤷♀️
Same why must i torcher my self
For real why .
“I’m Coyote Peterson and I’m about to climb inside the biggest crocodile’s mouth!”
**Crocodile eats him**
Mark: EXPLAIN THE PAIN
One leggy boi VS one baldy boi
What
lollolliy boi
whEEZE
Lol
Baldis Basics
"Hey sorry none of this was recorded!"
Just imagine that
cream_gamer omg 😱 that would’ve sucked
Coyote finds a spider that could kill you in one bite....
Coyote: I'm gonna let it bite me so you could get some shots of it.
YOU ARE. Also I love you channel it helps me no more and thank you for doing this channel it really helps with stuff
King Kaner88 xD
I don’t have arachnophobia but this does give me a bit of a shock
Usually I get annoyed with interrupting ads; but, with your videos, I’m okay with it. Your videos are so informative! Keep up the good work Coyote!
"One bite can kill you"
attempts to handle the deadly spider knowing that it can kill him.
Jeff
The amount of spiders that are hiding in the guys beard😂
ImReroX i
The beard is to fool the spiders so they don't attack his face.
yep
FRRRR!
it's spoopy
Coyote:be brave stay wild I’ll see on another video. Kane:yeaah