maybe ive missed it, but it seems you never adressed sensei segal fight vs danny trejo at the end of machete. im stil wondering after all this years if segall understood what kind of movie he was in
Did yall here, Steven Seagal says he would "die for Putin" and he wants to be sent to the front lines in Ukraine. You think they can find a truck big enough to carry him there?
wtf is Kevin Hart doing playing Roland? He's about the only character in the game that is supposed to be serious and not joke around since that is the joke. So let's have a comedian who's about half his size play him and spew meme material the entire time. F***ing genius!
Then again, its Eli Roth movie. Hiring Cate and Jamie to cast a young characters and have Jack Black, a crappy performance for the crappy character that fits like a glove
Reverse the polarity ⁉️ the games based on movies are supposed to be bad. What we got here is street fighter the movie the video game without "it's Tuesday" jokes to quote. This is like they cast the golden girls to go to comic con as characters from Atari games. Ain't nobody wants to see Bea Arthur as the pilot from Yars Revenge. But Betty White as Ms Pacman would be funny. And just for no reason at all don cheadle from Golden Palace shows up as Dig Dug.
@@youget2 All of Hollywood's biggest jokes should do a team up like Expendables. Kevin Hart, The Rock, Rob "Im a Carrot" Schneider, with Segal as the Team Leader wearing his size XXXXXXL plate carrier
I love the arc of this; it went from "what?", to it being so unfunny I couldn't tell it was a joke, to being able to tell it is a joke, to Space Ice including little subtle jokes that show he's a huge fan of Pitch Meetings pretending to hate Pitch Meetings.
I can't figure out how Hart has a career. This asshole has NEVER been funny or entertaining with his schreechy "look how short and black I am" shtick that was old when it was new. 0 people on this planet have ever said "Oh Kevin Hart is in it, lets go see it". No one.
The funny thing is that _Mad Max: Fury Road_ did include some badass elderly women, involved in some of the most hardcore sh*t I've seen in a mainstream film, but they mainly had other value, and they didn't try to make them the action leads. Also, that movie is a masterpiece.
@@SolarScion The badass grannies of the wasteland that were having a striptease show in the middle of the desert in an attempt to ambush people to steal their food to not starve to death because they couldn't maintain a greenland that was handed to them unlike the vilain of the movie who manages to maintain a functioning society. Such role models, everyone wants to be these grannies.
@@SPTX. Black has just become the "we need a funny fat guy with a beard" for everything now. Cant blame him for shamelessly cashing Hollywood's checks to be in trash forgotten 5 minutes after its released.
It's so hillarious that Cate Blanchet and Jamie Lee Curtis who are older than time itself are playing characters that are in the game in their 20's and early 30's. Even as a roboter Jack Black is as funny as a chemo therapy.
Even if they were cast in 2009 when the first game came out, they'd still be too old as fuck for these roles. Bizarre casting, like it was someone's dream cast if it were 1995. Jack Black is just an obnoxious bozo these days, or maybe he always was
It really amazes me that, after all these years, with all that money for this one, Eli Roth's still a terrible director. That's some Uwe Boll type shit right here. Who the hell still hires this dude...
A bit of a correction, Lilith in the first game is between 22 and 24, I can't recall which, and Tannis is of a similar age. By Borerlands 3 they're in their 30s from what I recall. But yeah I agree, horrible casting choice I have no idea why they went this route
"lets do this but use none of the source and in fact actively hate on it and its fanbase as much as we can. Then act shocked and blame them when it nuclear bombs at the theater" Why. Do. They. Keep. Doing. This.
I heard his annoying shew voice on some commercial during football last weekend and my blood curdled. Why do people keep giving this irritating no talent assclown work? Hes as fun to watch as cancer.
This movie is so bad, having Steven Seagal in it would actually make it better. He already plays the average Borderlands player in all his movies anyway.
I can definitely see a giant quiet serious man who quips occasionally being played by short chirpy annoying Kevin Hart who can't land a joke even if held at gunpoint. I can relate to that.
Fact: When people complained about the butchering of this IP with the worst casting ever, the director said "i forgot how much that stuff matters to people like you." After this massive steaming dump, he blamed the audience who he was supposed to please. Thats like me selling garbage food and blaming thr customers for my restaurant going under. They literally cannot stop destroying people's fav IPs
Sounds like a pompous elitist who views all of us as “people like you”. Which are people who care about something not being retarded. Because to them. We are retarded and useless. We are supposed to eat our slop and be happy. God bless.
He has to wait until it's out of theaters, so it'll probably be December or January if he tries to do it the soonest, or he might holster that one for a special occasion.
@@pretends2know Nah this thing bombed into the pit of hell, itll be out in a couple weeks. That Greedlejuice sequel is already out and it was okayish it seemed.
I mean story in MH is a nonexistent. So expecting a MH movie with good storytelling is a just a bonus. The monsters fighting part is the most important.
I prefer the few girl boss movies a year over the run of the mill straight white male protagonist ones we been gettin for decades, you can count the "girl boss" mainstream movies on one hand every year, maybe 6 or 7 every now and then but theres never been a decade or year where "girl boss" movies out number the other ones.
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Kevin Hart is black Rob Schneider.
It should go just a bit further back into good. We call it "The Room" territory. Post post post post post irony.
Good stuff man. Please never change
maybe ive missed it, but it seems you never adressed sensei segal fight vs danny trejo at the end of machete. im stil wondering after all this years if segall understood what kind of movie he was in
Did yall here, Steven Seagal says he would "die for Putin" and he wants to be sent to the front lines in Ukraine. You think they can find a truck big enough to carry him there?
wtf is Kevin Hart doing playing Roland? He's about the only character in the game that is supposed to be serious and not joke around since that is the joke. So let's have a comedian who's about half his size play him and spew meme material the entire time. F***ing genius!
Wtf is a 54 year old doing playing a 22 year old? Wtf is a woman in her mid 60s doing playing a woman who isn't even 30?
Then again, its Eli Roth movie. Hiring Cate and Jamie to cast a young characters and have Jack Black, a crappy performance for the crappy character that fits like a glove
you know in modern hollywood black guys are allowed to be "good guys" only if they are made inoffensive
Steven Seagal would have been a better Roland.
Are your expectations subverted yet?
Borderlands is the steven seagal of videogame movie adaptations
Reverse the polarity ⁉️ the games based on movies are supposed to be bad. What we got here is street fighter the movie the video game without "it's Tuesday" jokes to quote.
This is like they cast the golden girls to go to comic con as characters from Atari games. Ain't nobody wants to see Bea Arthur as the pilot from Yars Revenge. But Betty White as Ms Pacman would be funny. And just for no reason at all don cheadle from Golden Palace shows up as Dig Dug.
...where they showed the world that if you're gonna make a video game movie, then you better DO IT F*CKING RIGHT!!!
This movie is so bad that if you put Steven Segal in it, it would be better
@@youget2 All of Hollywood's biggest jokes should do a team up like Expendables. Kevin Hart, The Rock, Rob "Im a Carrot" Schneider, with Segal as the Team Leader wearing his size XXXXXXL plate carrier
@@youget2 you know what really needs? Rob Schneider is handsome Jack in the sequel.
"The Post Menopausal, Mega Blockbuster Movie"!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Took me out immediately 😭🤣
I don't care what you guys say. Cate Blanchett looks fantastic for her age.
@@dronesclubhighjinkscan she get anymore Botox in that face Jesus
@@dronesclubhighjinks ok simp
I missed that yesterday!
"Because ripping people off is tight"
Nice 😆
Wow wow wow ................wow
Super easy, barely an inconvenience...
Space Ice needs to get all the way off pitch meetings back.
Thats why she's spittin
I love the arc of this; it went from "what?", to it being so unfunny I couldn't tell it was a joke, to being able to tell it is a joke, to Space Ice including little subtle jokes that show he's a huge fan of Pitch Meetings pretending to hate Pitch Meetings.
Can't wait for the Space Ice version of Joker 2.
If you search "Joker 2: Fully a Doo" on google, they automatically correct it, without asking "did you mean" option!!!🤣
There's a post-credit scene of Harley dancing with JCVD in Thailand.
Actually it's super easy. Barely an inconvenience!
Now I know we all share a brain cell😂😂
Whole cast getting senior discounts & showing up for the soup of the day is peak cinema.
sponsored by Bakers Square.
The rare time when "Seagaling" actually improves a movie.
@@yeah_yeahwhatever Haha nice throw back. I used to love that place.
@@olddirty4565 It's a total senior hangout in central Iowa. Not even from the area and it's glaringly obvious. That, and Village Inn.
Even Jean Claude Van Damme's awesomeness couldn't save this.
We are truly lost if JCVDs power thrust dancing isn't enough
He couldn’t do this movie because he was off dancing in Thailand
Ok... Now you are going too far. This trash is unwatchable, but with JCVD as a lead it would be a masterpiece.
You watch your goddamned mouth!
@@tashakazulu8737 right it would be soooo 'ard. Van Damme being like "you sunnofa betch"
With Neil Breen level special affects. 😂😂😂
That man is a natural treasure. No not national.
effects?
Neil Breen reference! Classic, you sir are a artist!
That was harsh.
On Neil.
I can't believe he made that reference.
I can't help him out of this one.
Post Menopausal?
This is the best movie PERIOD!!!
Its probably a good movie.
You know what they say, any publicity is good publicity
Post menopausal ... there IS no PERIOD...
@@fidian2 Play it off the wall because the joke went right over your head!!
🤣😂🧑🚒
Heh
A nut punch for the road? Who does she think she is, Steven Seagal??
Nah...she thinks she's Seagal's body double.
Very nice. Wasn't expecting Space Ice to review Borderlands movie so soon. It looked so bad from the trailers. lol
He's probably a big fan of the games.
Hey it has Japanese Parts in it so a Win? lmfao
@@The_Man_With_The_Sharin_Gun That's what Seagal said about his first wife
@@TheFailedmessiah 3 was boring. Handsome Jack was a fun one.
Saw the trailer and was like, "Nope!" But it's so much worse than I thought!
Borderlands: AARP Edition.
"Seagaling" is the word we didn't knew we needed
Can mean so many things too. Flail-aim gunplay? Fatly mincing around a corner? We should begin a campaign to get this added to the Oxford dictionary
@@breach005 Bald hiding hair painting, Girly running, Strip clubbing, Chair fighting, Innocent slaughtering, Staircase avoiding, Cradle robbing... the list is literally endless.
OED just introduced this word off the back of this vid.
its good to become a verb
We would could make better good with it!
@1:32 "She was in Lord of the Rings, so she knows what it's like to be in shit movies. Thank Amazon for fixing that travesty."
Absolutely your best.
@@insertclevernickname Watch his rings of power review. You'll know then.
The one thing this movie was missing was Seagal
They didn't have space in the frame for him and everything else 🤐
I kinda wish Neil Breen had directed it.
The movie budget is already inflated to hire Cate and Jamie, no more money for his lunch worth entire GDP of North Korea
Hey it was Borderland, not Over-the-border-land
Agreed. Space Ice could have spark pluged him in. But mind, maybe he was. Just to fast for our eyes.
Nobody wants Kevin Hart.
LeBron and the Diddler: "Hold up a minute, we'll take him."
🔥🔥🤣
I can't figure out how Hart has a career. This asshole has NEVER been funny or entertaining with his schreechy "look how short and black I am" shtick that was old when it was new. 0 people on this planet have ever said "Oh Kevin Hart is in it, lets go see it". No one.
P Diddle
Elderly women definitely make the most badass and believable post apocalyptic warriors. Hollywood knows what the kids want!
Yes, imaging our moms and grandmoms kicking butt was always something we did
The funny thing is that _Mad Max: Fury Road_ did include some badass elderly women, involved in some of the most hardcore sh*t I've seen in a mainstream film, but they mainly had other value, and they didn't try to make them the action leads. Also, that movie is a masterpiece.
@@SolarScion The badass grannies of the wasteland that were having a striptease show in the middle of the desert in an attempt to ambush people to steal their food to not starve to death because they couldn't maintain a greenland that was handed to them unlike the vilain of the movie who manages to maintain a functioning society.
Such role models, everyone wants to be these grannies.
@@SPTX. what?
@@ericsmith718 you heard him
Jack Black in every fucking video games movies! WTF is wrong with Hollywood!!
This is the same industry that thinks a Minecraft movie should exist in the first place
Nepotism?
Same as usual.
@@SPTX. Black has just become the "we need a funny fat guy with a beard" for everything now. Cant blame him for shamelessly cashing Hollywood's checks to be in trash forgotten 5 minutes after its released.
Agreed. I can’t stand the guy.
Money drunk
"Neil Brein level special effects" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love the fact that immediately after I watched this. It auto played into a pitch meeting episode. 😂😂
Rob Schneider
Rob Schneider
U get all the 'luck'😂
Derp de derp de derpty derp
It's so hillarious that Cate Blanchet and Jamie Lee Curtis who are older than time itself are playing characters that are in the game in their 20's and early 30's.
Even as a roboter Jack Black is as funny as a chemo therapy.
My chemo was pretty funny actually. I was prepared to go bald and lose a bunch of weight but ended up only losing my pubes.
@@chadwickerman that IS funny!! 😆
As good as Kate and Jamie are, they should played the grandparent of Lilith instead of Lilith herself
It's absolutely baffling! I cannot comprehend their reasoning....
Even if they were cast in 2009 when the first game came out, they'd still be too old as fuck for these roles. Bizarre casting, like it was someone's dream cast if it were 1995.
Jack Black is just an obnoxious bozo these days, or maybe he always was
Kevin Hart missed a Diddy party to film this.
So did those dwarves.
Hart had to get on a shelf to be pegged by Diddy
@@polreamonn😂😂☠️
Youch
It really amazes me that, after all these years, with all that money for this one, Eli Roth's still a terrible director. That's some Uwe Boll type shit right here. Who the hell still hires this dude...
Yikes run Hollywood.
Guessing after this he will be banished to the director shadow realm for a while
@@breach005 You're underestimating the stupidity of Hollywood, my friend.
nepotism
@@mygrandpasayshesd.b.cooper6200 Yeah, you need 1 success and you can ride that shit until you retire in Hollywood
Casting was one of the worst... 2 old ladies playing late teens....
It's mystifying! I can't wrap my head around the casting....
... and making you think of your Grandmother's cleavage.
A bit of a correction, Lilith in the first game is between 22 and 24, I can't recall which, and Tannis is of a similar age. By Borerlands 3 they're in their 30s from what I recall. But yeah I agree, horrible casting choice I have no idea why they went this route
cate blanchett still a dime tho
@@SBandana-uw9ed yeah, from back when they were made out of real silver.
A movie no one asked for, with terrible casting, while not using the franchise’s best antagonist!
"lets do this but use none of the source and in fact actively hate on it and its fanbase as much as we can. Then act shocked and blame them when it nuclear bombs at the theater" Why. Do. They. Keep. Doing. This.
@@breach005 The humiliation will continue until the modern audience is found
2:21 correction; Diddy wanted Kevin Hart.
This whole thing is just Eli Roth trying to hook up with cougars, and I 100% support it.
Did he make it?
I mean Kate is still hot AF
@@SPTX. You see his shit eating grin in behind the scene photos? You bet your ass he did.
It's like they had Stephen Seagal try to rewrite Blade Runner. Dear Lord.
With The Fifth Element mixed in
Nah If he wrote it he would have self inserted himself into the movie where he bangs the female lead at the end
Randal Pitchford, this is on your head. Also, Cate's wig is utterly ridiculous.
I'm glad Cate skipped the plastic surgery and went straight to just wearing a rubber mask
hasnt she always looked like that? What did i miss
"Ripping people off is tight" - some Producer Guy, probably.
I like the different Pitch Meeting quotes you've been Easter egging in there these past few weeks 😉
You know it’s gonna be a great movie when the scavenger kids look like they’re wearing a designer’s fashion show homeless collection.
Dude that pitch meeting guy ripped off your idea to do Borderlands, and also copied your "ripping people off is tight" line.. what a hack!
Mullets tend to explode from pure awesomeness. Space Ice, you may be in danger of an exploding headpiece.
"Cause ripping off people is tight." rotflamo XD Nicely done, Space Ice. Nicely done.
I was not expecting LotR to catch strays from this.
yeah file this under r/holup
LotR, Disney, Star Wars, Pitch Meeting, Ice is laying down Fire lol
@@thedogefather He's being heavily ironic, based on his sarcastic take(down) of _RoP_
Sarcasm.
Joker 2 “hold my beer”
“Post menopausal” and I’m already dead😂
Thanks for saving me the time spent on a torrent download
Do they still exist?😂 that's brilliant
It was good of Kevin Hart to take time out from "wrestling" P Diddy at his sex parties. lol
I heard his annoying shew voice on some commercial during football last weekend and my blood curdled. Why do people keep giving this irritating no talent assclown work? Hes as fun to watch as cancer.
Post menopausal? No periods in the script
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Any script with the line "I'm getting too old for this shit" should go straight into the trash.
Except for Predator2.
@@Sammasambuddhaor any other Danny glover role really 😂
The Lethal Weapon movies are great.
Are you saying you're getting too old for that shit?
@@arryaxx263 Too old for cliched movie lines? Yeah, I think we all are!
It wouldn't have happened if they casted Seagal for the main role
They should have casted Seagal as Penguin. Could have saved on the prosthetics and he already waddles like one
Then it just wouldn't have happened
5:22 Why would Jack Black think this is funny!?
Because he thinks too much of himself…he was the weakest part of Tropic Thunder…his best role ever was getting shot by Bruce Willis in The Jackal
@@EdvardEngland what no he wasent troipic thunder is a clasic sir it had fans respect that
He probably didn't. He was reading the lines in the script as he was paid to do.
@@EdvardEngland School of Rock was his best by far, and by his own estimation...
Money
My weeks are feeling more normal with the Saturday uploads when you base your life around SpaceIce this is what happens
Bruh pays to be acknowledged... And still got ignored
This movie is so bad, having Steven Seagal in it would actually make it better. He already plays the average Borderlands player in all his movies anyway.
Wtf are you talking about?
rob schneider
@@JohnyPaprikasrob Schneider could turn into a hot blond chick and start making dolphin noises. Unstoppable.
If he had been in this, Steven Segal could have banged a woman his own age for once.
Kevin Hart: "This movie is the worst thing to happen to me."
*Diddy getting ready to name names*
KH: "!!!"
That movie makes the live action Super Mario Bros movie look like a masterpiece.
Man, that film looks like utter dog dung.
She finds the girl free kidnapped from her father for her father and is going to kidnap free her for her father from her father 😂😂😂😂😂
Kevin Hart ❎️
Rob Schneider ✅️
Not sure if you're being sarcastic, but I like RS. I definitely concur with it
That wasn't an ordinary mullet, it's the classic bowl mullet.
The Ryan George lore goes hard here, I'm sure it was barely an inconvenience
“Because ripping people off is tight.”
Wow wow wow…………….wow.
You finally have Cate Goddamn Blanchett and Jamie Bloody Curtis together and this is what you put them in.
Literally THREE secs in and I laughed loud enuff that my GF down the hall asked me what was so funny.
"..the postmenopausal.."
Bwaaahhaaa 😂
7:18
Tight and barely an inconvenience
This movie is such a tragedy, a HORRIBLE movie!! I can't wait to see MINECRAFT show how great a video game adaptation can be😁
This movie feels a lot like Resident Furious
"Party hat coaster Quickeings" might be a phrase never before uttered in the English language. Congratulations!
5:16 I can’t believe Ice really passed up the opportunity for a Shallow Hal 9000 joke!
"Ripping people off is tight."😂😂😂
When I think "hot young ladies," I think of Cate Blanchette and Gina Gershon in 2024.
She was pretty, once.
@@reidparker1848she was used up, gangbanged, propaganda mouthpiece since inception
rob schneider would be a better robot than jack black
Helen Keller would've been better than jack black.
I like Rob Schneider, so that's definitely true.
“I’ve been lying dormant under a garbage heap for 36 years” the perfect line for Steven Seagal
Glad you watched this and I didn't.
@9:00 that Neil Breen Reference was phenomenal 😂
"Miss me?" WE FORGOT YOU WERE EVEN IN THIS!! LOL
Even Steven Seagal would have passed on Borderlands.
I can definitely see a giant quiet serious man who quips occasionally being played by short chirpy annoying Kevin Hart who can't land a joke even if held at gunpoint. I can relate to that.
👌
This entire cast is a "Christ, I'm Old" gag from Sick Flicks, but taken seriously.
Finally, I was about to look for another dealer so to speak.
I turned 45 day. This was the best birthday present I could've ever asked for. A new SpaceIce!
Way too young to be cast in Borderlands. Happy Birthday.
Finding a way to trash Rings of Power…worth it all.
1:37 Oh my goodness! You hurt my soul with that one.
3:05 conair reference 😂🔥
Fact: When people complained about the butchering of this IP with the worst casting ever, the director said "i forgot how much that stuff matters to people like you." After this massive steaming dump, he blamed the audience who he was supposed to please. Thats like me selling garbage food and blaming thr customers for my restaurant going under. They literally cannot stop destroying people's fav IPs
Sounds like a pompous elitist who views all of us as “people like you”. Which are people who care about something not being retarded.
Because to them. We are retarded and useless. We are supposed to eat our slop and be happy.
God bless.
"Well Sh!t" may be funniest line yet, i really laughed out loud.
"Nobody want's Kevin Heart" AHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHH 🤣🤣🤣2:13
Dear Space Ice:
Please do Joker: Folie à Deux next as a Worst Movie Ever.
He has to wait until it's out of theaters, so it'll probably be December or January if he tries to do it the soonest, or he might holster that one for a special occasion.
@@pretends2know Nah this thing bombed into the pit of hell, itll be out in a couple weeks. That Greedlejuice sequel is already out and it was okayish it seemed.
“San Francisco.” Used to live there and that one stings.
72% of my brain is 47% sure that this movie would be 17% better with 109% more Rob Schneider.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I understand this 99.100%
Ok maybe it happened
But I think it's at least 110 now
@@lukemorgan6166 Definitely allegedly
"Kraken slaps"
"San Francisco" lol
It is so bad that I'd rather rewatch Monster Hunter with Milla Jovovich and Tony Jaa.
At least the Diablos looked cool
I mean story in MH is a nonexistent. So expecting a MH movie with good storytelling is a just a bonus. The monsters fighting part is the most important.
"ripping people off is TIGHT."
I didnt even know this was being made. Why did they pick an old lady to do Lilith?
as space ice said, when you're going through hell KEEP GOING
"..if you're scared don't show it .."
I enjoy that song
you spelt skerd wrong
"Seagaling" needs to be added to the dictionary.
But it'd have like seven definitions
As a woman I’m sick of seeing “girl boss” characters in film and on TV. Real life is almost never like that.
I prefer the few girl boss movies a year over the run of the mill straight white male protagonist ones we been gettin for decades, you can count the "girl boss" mainstream movies on one hand every year, maybe 6 or 7 every now and then but theres never been a decade or year where "girl boss" movies out number the other ones.
@@shawnpage6726 0.35 cents has been deposited to your account
Like that "Girl boss" DEI hire that just sank a New Zealand Navy ship.
@@shawnpage6726that's not now, that was decades ago.
@@shawnpage6726people get so used to sh*t being one way any swing the other way seems excessive.
She also didn't Segal properly. You have to flinch and shoot with your eyes shut as well.
As many hours i spent on the botderlands games, there is no movie that would do it justice.... oh kevin hart... nope....
Borderlands is so bad Steven Seagal would save it
After seeing this movie for five minutes, I cut it off went to Gamestop and traded in borderlands. It was done with it lol
This is your best one yet. Great job!
Looks like hot garbage 🗑. Thanks for watching it so I never have to, not that I'd ever have to.
This channel has gotten some fodder this year with Joker 2, Borderlands and the Crow. Gonna be amazing vids.
No fckin way Segal wasn't involved in production of this movie.