Sandra Bullock Teaches Jimmy Kimmel German
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- Опубліковано 2 чер 2018
- Sandra talks about her new movie Oceans 8, growing up in Germany, and she teaches Jimmy a very interesting phrase in German. #Kimmel #GameNight #NBAFinals
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Sandra Bullock Teaches Jimmy Kimmel German
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It's funny how Americans are surprised if someone speaks anything other than English or Spanish...
yeah because they don't teach anything but spanish or french in public schools.
in some schools in the U.S. you're able to learn german too
I learned 4 languages and where i'm from it's our basic school system. So everybody speaks at least 4 languages ... so for me its kind of normal to speaks several languages
Americans are surprised at people speaking English in general, since what they speak is American not English... Lol.
@@poconofriend777 they should teach German
German is the largest heritage group in the US
They're even beeping out German curse words? That's dedication to censorship.
Was für eine Scheisse..
Arschloch sagt man ja auch nicht.
Free speech and all ;)
Well she should come back to germany, we don't have beeps...xD
They don't even beep that out in Germany.. Lol
video title: has the word "German" in it
Germans: the comment section is ours
we conquered the comment section faster than we conquered france (take it with humor)
In germany we call this astronautenhufeisenscheiße
Yeah I don’t understand why Germans are so obsessed with people from other countries speaking their language.
@@WandaSachs Cause it's funny to see how they try and mostly fail
😂😂
"German" in title
Germans: Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland
Und genau nach diesen kommentar hier hab ich schon gesucht haha
Hahah mega gut 👌
Ehre
So unterbewertet dieser Kommentar lmao😂😂
Das ist unser Spielplatz
Trust me, this is even funnier when you're German yourself😂
Germans are not funny
@@iggypopisgod9 you aren’t either
DAS IST SO LUSTIG SKSKSKSKSKSKSKS
Haha fühle ich😂
Was sagt ihr?
I love how she made him say "ich bin ein Arschloch" 😂She saw the opportunity and took it
What does that mean? A**hole?
R W yeah exactly
@Reloaded Past it means "I am a show-host".
Not very charming... Normally she seems to be a nicer person.
Title says "German"
-> Germans: Zugriff!
Legende
Einfach zu geil 😂👍🏻
Cringe
Hahaha
Wrong only Carsten Stahl makes ZUGRIFF!
America:
Guns= Hell yea!
Bad words= *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
The world would be much more peaceful, if guns only would make beeeep!
Sammel Surium:
Like in Star Wars? You know the story? 😅
@@_mr.heisenberg_ No, not like in Star Wars ... 😑
@@_mr.heisenberg_ Außerdem machen die in Star Wars nicht "beeeep", sondern "pchiiiuuuu ....pchiiiiuuuu" 🤣
@@sammelsurium1695 xD
Love the fact that she really speaks German. Might motivate the younger generations in American to learn a foreign language! :) Speaking a foreign language has huge benefits.
hopefully they dont choose german
Learn German with Jenny Was a German exchange student post WWII, while it was still divided into east and west. It's an excellent idea for young Americans to learn a second language.
jenny i watch your videos everyday thank you becouse of you i can speak much better deutsch right now danke
JebemTiMater ha siktir mit was kommt der Jugo jetzt an hahaha
Her mom is German, so that is practically her mother tongue :)
Sandra: Say "Ich bin.."
Jimmy: "Ich bin.."
S: "Ein.."
J: "Ein.."
S: "Ich bin ein beeeeeep"
J: "Ich bin en beeeeeep"
S: "beeeeeeeep"
J: "beeeeeeeep"
S: "beeep beeeeeep"
J: "beeep beeeeeep"
OK
The funny thing is you can actually make out the two separate components "Loch" (hole) and "Arsch" (ass) in between bleeps. You just need to put them together in your head. xD
Richtig lustig
Er ist ein beep.
The missing word is *Arschloch* 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i have learned a german bad word: BEEP
ali u wanna know what she says?
@@JaciSummer ja
It's "Arschloch" (literally asshole)
@@aliciacutie273 sorry just read your message. But it's true she said ass hole arschloch in german
In German TV there would be no beeps cause in Germa TV you can say whatever tf you want
I'm from Germany and let me tell you: I'm proud of Sandra Bullock. She's funny here and an amazing actress in all of her movies.
Friendship from France!
Title: Sandra teaches Jimmy Kimmel German!
Me: hmm that’s cool let me see what she says. Didn’t know she knew German.
Video: ich bin *BLEEEEEEP* *BLEEEEEEEEP* *BLEEEEEEEEEP* *bleeeeeeeeEEEEEeEEEEEeEeEeeeeep*
Me: ah. okay..
she said 'Arschloch'
They say "ich bin ein Arschloch"
If you look up Sandra Bullock speaking German there’s videos of her accepting awards in Germany and saying her acceptance speech completely/fluently in German.
Erik Quevedo i never knew that beep sound is actually a german word ... weird!
as german it was prettty clear to hear even with the bleep xD
Do they really have to bleep German swear words on American television? ARSCHLOCH
hahah
Dead
Yes😂
Worf, only a coward bleeps German swear words. A true warrior uses them with honor! ARSCHLOCH
So ist Dein Gesicht!
She gets so annoyed by him laughing too much at his own stupid joke. Then she gets him to insult himself in German. Then that gets bleeped. This couldn't be funnier, even if it were scripted.
Regardless of what was scripted she seems a bit 'off'. I actually started being uncomfortable just by looking at her. Her body language was very weird right from the start of the clip (fingers on her left hand), her gaze went in different directions in a bit weird way (granted she was trying to remember all the ladies from the movie)... like what the heck happened to her? Or maybe she was always like this, I think up until now I have never seen her anywhere except in movies:)
@@niug696 10/10
@@niug696 maybe she just doesnt like him
@@niug696 0/10
@@tnxbox955 0/10
Her dead serious confidence saying that without laughter shows she’s a real German
Und wer ist aus Deutschland? 😊💪
The Great Benjamin interessiert keinen
einfach mal die Klappe halten, chrissel
Ich👋👋
Ich! :p
Özil und Gündogan hihi
I feel like that was the most passive aggressive thing I’ve ever seen
Minda Quenn Yeary ikr I thought I was the only one who noticed
She doesnt like him, it seems. She seems stuck up a little too.
I have seen may interviews of her and she is frequently passive aggressive in a fast witty way.
Sandra Bullock was my crush and absolute role model in high school back in the late 1990's. She was sweeter back in those days. She does seem aggressive in interviews for the past while. I think that the hardships of bad roles (Speed 2), relationship troubles with Matthew McConnauhey, the death of her mother, Helga, and being a mother to two youngsters has worn her out. I'll always love her though.
Her interviews in 2009 and 2011 with craig ferguson are the most funny interviews, great chemistry! My favorites by far....
Americans be like: wow you speak one foreign language!
Entire Europe be like: we speak three foreign languages, nothing special 🤷🏼♂️
Its easier for a European to learn a second language than an American.
@@liberalbias4462 as everyone knows, if you're from Europe, you're automatically better at learning foreign languages than any American
(German shaking his head when thinking of his bi-lingual US colleagues)
@daAnder71 No that is not true. I live in Germany (But not a German) and most of the people here speak 3-4 languages. You are simply lazy people ;)
@@Ddd-gx7lz german here, have been living in germany my whole life. most of the older people here (40+) who are native germans don't really know any other languages than german and usually some english (simple vocabulary, not great speakers) because we learn it in school. most people between 15-35 can have normal conversations in english, but our school system isn't the best, so we don't really get taught much. people who went to one of the higher education schools (gymnasium, for example) learn a third language there, i learned french for a couple of years, but i can't really speak it fluently. so well, it depends on who you're talking to really, i wouldn't expect older, native germans to be able to immediately switch to another language when you're asking them to tbh
Its funny because her whole humour is very german. The sarcasm and irony especially. She still has the german citizenship and in german Interviews she speaks perfect (its her mother tongue).
Nothing humorous about it and no Germans are not like that. This would have been considered very rude in Germany. I love her, but here she is out of line. Those insults don't suit her, even if she has a reason for it.
@@tacticalsapper I totally agree. I would have expected more classy behavior from her.
@@tacticalsapper Huh? German humour is basically only sarcasm and irony...
edit: and satire
@@1Jasmin like Otto? Didi Hallervorden? Loriot? Try to inform better next time.
@@tacticalsapper Wtf? "Try to inform better next time" I didn't try to inform you I just wanted to tell you that you are wrong and German humour has a lot of sarcasm and irony (btw your comment was rude). Like the big memes you see in the internet.
But if you want German examples: "elHotzo" on Instagram; Jan Böhmermann (ZDF Magazin Royal, Neo Magazin Royal); "heuteshow".
But basically every big memes with sarcasm and irony are perfect for us Germans or we made them ourself.
Die haben nicht im ernst Arschloch weggepiepst xD
AlHuKa ,
Doch 🤣🤣
Ammies halt😂
"Arschgeige" kann man aber wohl sagen :)
@@charlieshanowsky6103 aber es bedeutet etwas ganz anderes. 🤪
@@KateKarate Nein, es bedeutet die gleiche Sache :)
Why do Americans find it so fascinating if someone speaks a foreign language hahahahaha
F because languages are Amazing!
Cause Americans r hella ignorant and think English is the only important language lol
Because most Americans go through their entire lives without learning a second language, and when they do it's usually Spanish or French. They also don't travel a lot, they simply don't seem interested in doing it, I don't know why that is, but it's sure the reason why they act like people that don't live in the same bubble as them are some kind of extraterrestrial beings.
I'm not american (not from the US), speak 2 languages myself, and I too find it fascinating
Mints if Americans thought English is the only important language, why would they be fascinated by other languages? That makes no sense...
- from an American who speaks Italian because SHE WANTED TO. (I learned it in two years of hard work and dedication, not ignorance.)
Sandra grew up in the very same Street in Fürth (Germany) where I live and sang in the same children's choir where me and my sisters sang. She's such a great and balanced person and it is great to see, that she made it to the top :) Alles Gute dir Sandra!
"ICH BIN EIN ARSCHLOCH"
Jimmy: "I'k bim ein Achhhhhklochk!'
Sie war so genervt von ihm , dass sie ihn das sagen ließ, was sie über ihn dachte ;) Kluge Sandra
From all the German she teaches him ICH BIN EIN ARSCHLOCH! lol Doesn't she like him? She's never let's him finish a sentence.
Probably doesn’t 😂😂😂😂
I think she hates him
She hates him a loooooot 😂😂😂
I don’t like him either
Ich bin ein Arschloch!! 😂
What does that mean??
www.freetranslation.com/
bushra I'm an assh*le
I won't repeat that, but have been called it to my face. I just show a look of surprise and tell said individual like this
"I'd like to congratulate you for being the first person I've heard that from. Congratulations, you're now in first place on my list!!"😞
Arschloch
Genau den richtigen Satz beigebracht, Sandra!😂
Definitiv
Ob sie ihm damit indirekt sagen wollte was sie von ihm hält?
*Someone speaks German in American TV*
Germans: *invading comment section*
Someone: think to be independent of US "democracy" import
USA: invade them immediately because of fight with terrorism, lethal weapons etc...
Polish viewers: 👁️👄👁️
@@_erik_2138
Polish-German border : *shuts down*
@@rtepsutlaf 😂😂😂😂😂
Sandra is so pretty
ScarlettP yes she is timeless beauty
Baby foreskin is her secret
Yeah and with that filthy mouth of hers.
she was... before she started to go under the knife
I am surprised that people can't see the obvious: SURGERY. She has a mask face and her wrinkled neck still reveals her true age. There is no grace in aging. At least not in Hollywood.
Anyone from Germany? 🇩🇪🙋😂
Key 18
Who cares.
Celisar1 x
I love german people.
we don't forget what happened in WW2 :P just saying :P
germans are very common in USA...i think they form the biggest immigration base of current US citizens
I love how much she hates him.
I'm a native Spanish speaker, I also speak English and I'm learning German cause I love it! 😍
@Giselle Tejada ich liebe Deutsch auch. Ich denke am besten wenn schriebe ich auf Deutsch. Ich teile meine Gefühle am besten auf Spanisch und spreche ich am besten auf Englisch.
You are literally my dream person. I want to learn all three too!
I'm a native German and Russian speaker (although my Russian is not good anymore) and English is my third language and I reaaally want to learn Spanish
_ERIK_ Spanish is suchhhh a great language, you should totally go for it! The curse words are especially fun to say, but I guess that’s usually the case with any language lol
I'm a native German and my favorite languages are English and Spanish, eventhough my Spanish is not that good. I also "speak" French and Latin, lol
Deutsche hier?🙋🏼♀️
Lisa Mendes nein aber ich spreche Deutsch. Zählt das?
Hier
meddl
nö
Klar
53 and looking like that?? Dayyyuum
Bruh I know
Lil McNutty hard life
Or just face surgeries
I know right?!
No way.... hallo Jenny! My German high school teacher likes to show us your UA-cam videos. Keep it up!
Sandra Bullock.....shes the sweetest woman i ever seen!!!
Sandra is great!! I love her so much!! She's the best!! I wish her good luck
It has been well known she is German for a long time, I've seen her talk about it in a lot of interviews. By the way she once did a speech at a German movie festival in German and though her vocabulary is rusty her pronunciation is flawless. They should let her speak German in movies as opposed to Michael Fassbender who has a strong accent. (No need to guess where I'm from ;) )
doll S. ;p
DOS_SkywalkR She speaks with a sometimes quite heavy franconian accent, when speaking German. And if the assholes would not have censored her swearword you could have noticed that she did roll the "r" in Arschloch. Which is o.k. with me and understandable because she grew up in Nuremberg. But generally she is refusing to speak German herself when doing interviews for German speaking media. If she would dub her own movies for the German speaking market, she would have to do a proper speech training for standard German. Otherwise it would be necessary to explain, why in each of her roles (which generally take place in an American setting) she incorporates a Franconian woman.
That would be unintentionally funny.
ArmAd Spengler I think she'd still do better than Arnold Schwarzenegger if he voiced himself xD thank goodness that never happened, one of the few exceptions where German dubbing improved movies. But yeah I've noticed that she avoids speaking it because of the rusty vocabulary, I think her German mom passed away a while ago, probably one of the reasons.
Would’ve been great if she was in ‘Inglourious Basterds’ then 😄
Have you heard Alicia Vikander in 'The Man from U.N.C.L.E'? I know she isn't German but boy... 😖
I had to switch on subtitels for the German lines because I didn't understand it. 😂
Got a feeling that she doesnt like him
Banana born from an egg hahahaha yup i have a feeling too. Feels like she has to do this for the movie. Hahahaha
Banana born from an egg i think that was sarcastic laugh, she said in the last video that she texted jimmy to pick up her son once from school, she trusted him to pick her son up. If she didn't like him she wouldn't have done that.
IntenseOwl123 she texted him by mistake though. Hahahaha she dun even know how she has his number
blala ko lol but still and this is her first time on his show so it is going to be a little weird.
I was thinking that too. I swear her laugh at his lame joke in reference to Aquafina, was like..... don't be lame Jimmy
Ich bin ein Arschloch und das ist gut so 😂
Sehr gut?
“I know this one“ just pure gold
she straight up hates jimmy
Yeah, but why though?
I don’t get that vibe
Adam Weaver Bec of the Aquafina joke
noka5730 : LOL!
Rajat G Yeah I don't think so, not sure where you're coming from.
She’s low key funnier than jimmy and she knows it and he knows it
the fact that she teaches him how to say arschloch is so iconic. i can't.
she is literally all of bilingual kids when those little snots in elementary and middle school mess with you then ask you to teach them some words. And I am all for it!!!!
She’s still so beautiful!
I always chuckle at how jimmy bounces up and down when he laughs
Warum wird as Wort Berliner gepiept ?
The Environment weil sie nicht wirklich Berliner sagt, obwohl Jimmy anfangs davon ausgeht!
Sie sagt Arschloch - hörst du es nicht raus?
Ich piss mich weg! 🤣🤣
Katja Kehl du checkst es nicht oder? 😂
Berliner is a bad word in the US now
@@TheTurboschneckeKaJu
Wie kann dein Kommentar auch noch 10 Thumps-Ups haben?
Wie schwer von Begriff kann man sein? :D
„Ich bin ein *beep*“
„Does that mean, I‘m an *beep*?“
„Exactly“
You americans with your beeps 😂😂😂
Not our fault
I can not wait to see this movie!!!!!!
Her German accent is on point! A level you only can reach if you grew up in Germany
She is sooo talented and beautiful!!!
The censors even know German?!? Daaaayyyyuuummm
Sandra you are still nice looking you got it ! I enjoy your movies please make some more!
as a German it is incredibly funny to watch😂
Nein
Wahrscheinlich die beste Aktion, die je bei Kimmel gebracht wurde.
She´ll look the same , when She is 100 Years old !!! GORGEOUS !!!
This woman is amazing
Omg I love her and as a german i am proud to be from the same country as her 😂😂🙌
She is EVERYTHING
The beauty that Is Ms. Sandra Bullock❤️
I need a video of Sandra Bullock and Tina Fey having a conversation in German. Subtitles optional. Thanks.
Kweku Adu
Tina Fey knows German? How come?
Celisar1 hehe have you never seen 30 Rock?
Tina Fey, yes, now I remember..."So viele verschiedene Arten Spatzen!" XD
And yes, it's ALWAYS gibberish. No matter what sitcom it is. Not ONE normal german sentence...like they could not afford a fluent speaking person...
But Tina Fey sounds so funny in german! Love it :)
Kweku Adu
No, it never aired in my country.
M mmm
In what film or movie did you hear her speaking German?
Sandra bullock must’ve been so happy that whole video was just “beep beep beep beep beep”
That fact made me love her even more
Greeting from Austia
Heavy tension between the two.
nawww, bless her heart, as a german myself that´s the first sentence I would chosen to teach him as well :D
I wonder if her children also speak German. If she tried to keep that going when she had her own. I think it's an immensely valuable card to have in life.
Sandra Bullock is so smart, I love her !!!
Wie sie es schafft, diesen stillosen Jungen in die Schranken zu weisen. Genial
"I'm an asshole." Classic. "Hallo, niemand zu Hausse? Denk, McFly! Denk!"
I just love Sandra Bullock.
I got a Sweetener Tour advertisement bedore this video started - its funny cause the tour is sold out since forever 😂🔥
Please stop this aggressive censoring. It's not even in English for *beeep*'s sake!
Americans are obsessed with censorship because they are easily offended.
I just feel like this was a whole segment of throwing shade lol
When i was younger she was my favorite 😍 she still beautiful and funny
Sandra bullock is a gem!
She said: Ich bin ein Arschloch😂😂😂
"Ich bin ein arschloch" i like it 😂
I love her!
Allein für diesen Auftritt, kriegt sie von mir einen einen Oscar. 🏆👍
Man hat gleich gespürt das sie den Jimmy Kimmel unsympathischen findet, was er zugegebenermaßen auch ist.
Dann ihn so in eine Falle zu locken, ist einfach herrlich und zeigt ihre Klasse.
Tolle Frau!
Sandra is sooooo BEAUTIFULL!!!!!!!
Wow she is such a gorgeous woman 😮
Hammer 😂 direkt so ein Wort lehrt Sie ihm. Ich kann nicht mehr 😂😂 Ich liebe Dich Sandra 😘
that´s so funny to me, because, i was in the German School (Nürnberg) where she was, when she was a Child and she actually was in Class with the Mother of my friend who i was in class with LOL :D !!! Love her !!!
I have always loved Sandra. SPEED FTW!! 😎
SHE IS SO STUNNING AND CUTE
But what makes her so sexy, is her intelligence.
Ich liebe diese Frau, Sie ist so Charmant 😄
She is so beautiful inside and out. Just an amazing woman all around.
She was at my school y’all, there’s literally a shrine with a picture of her in the hallway
1:27 Ich bin ein... BERLINER!!!
I ❤ Sandra Bullock.
From Poland. 🇵🇱
that moment when you are in one point at the same level as sandra bullock 😂😂😂
I find her so attractive
garyfrombuffalo
I found her so... Old
Dust Cloud
53 isn’t old, dude.
The Hybrid1
Middle aged.
Celisar1
I said she didn't age well...
Stating that 53 is middle aged only reinforces my point.
Dust Cloud
I quote:“I found her so old.“
Middle aged is not old.
Wait the gorgeous queen Sandra speaks my mother language? OMG
She was born in Germany and is half German. She was also raised her first 12 years in Germany.
I love her
Reading Kimmel like a queen.
It makes me laugh that Americans find fascinating when someone speaks other language than English gosh! 😂😂 hey I speak 5 languages how about that Jimmy? Can you call to interview me at your show?
I speak 7 😝
gurudev .athreya Amazing!
I speak *one* suck it multi-lingualists!
Amralhe Elise not impressive
@@mockingjay_stayalive9967 which languages do you know ?
Die Kommentare wurden schneller Eingenommen als Polen 1939
HAHAHAHA
Sogar schneller als die Öffenung des Berlin-Flughafens. PS. Es war 63 Tages nach dem Polen hat gekapituliert. Und wer weißt, ohne "Nachschub" von Soviets - könnte Blitzkrieg kein Erfolg sein.
@Bergkatze - Vielleicht. Aber zum Glück sind dann alle deutschen Kriegsverbrecher ein wenig später in Russland erfroren und verreckt 😀
[Polish] i jak to wszystko się skończyło ?
[English] and how did that go for you.
Nazis
Sandra ist einfach super
Sometimes I just come for Jimmy's vids to fast track to the end n hear what sick line he has for u to subscribe 😂😎