Hi guys! So we wanted to do a fun timepass video to help get everyone’s mind off everything that’s going on. Even for a little while. What better way to do it than an episode on Selmon bhai. Hope you guys like it. Also, the TISS Shorts channel is now live. So LIKE SHARE and SUBSCRIBE. This will have smaller edits of the episodes that we’ve put together with your help. Thank you to everyone who’s contributing. Please please continue to do so. Thank you again #TissFam #TissArmy Lastly, there’s also a link attached for covid related resources. Will update with relevant info as it comes along. Till then do whatever you want to do. But inside your house.
Jaby Koay will be so upset.. Poor guy watches 5 min trailers and is able to extend a video to max 15-20 mins. Yaha TISS army is able to get 1.1 hrs of content form a 2 min trailer. That to in a way that they keep us engaged for most of the 1.1 hrs. REAL talent.
@@StormyKid27 absolutely man. I don’t see point of jaby koay reacting to Indian content dude. It’s like me sitting and recording my reactions on a Chinese content. Totally pointless
@@StormyKid27 it's the fact that foreigners are acknowledging India which brings people to watch him. They don't know the fact that India is 2nd most populous country and Indians are literally everywhere. So, why him reacting to us should be fascinating? XD
Writers have not spent 1hr 12 mins on script ... selmon bhai not spent 1hr 12 mins on reading the script .. TISS army spending 1hr 12 mins watching the roast of the trailer.... #tissarmy
bhai is connoisseur of active and passive voice.... tere mast mast do nain, mere dil ka le gaye chain.... mere dil ka le gaye chain, tere mast mast do nain
I work for Zee5 testing team, the day Radhe's trailer was launched was my life's worst day till date, had to watch the trailer 50+ times, gonna resign the day before the movie comes out
@@JamesRodriguez10783 so we need to watch all the assets on that platform and perform multiple actions like next, back, forward rewind rewatch, download etc that a normal user can perform and see whether the app is functioning correctly or not, is there any bug or not
@@ashutoshagarwal23 Your job isn’t difficult effort wise. But Man watching this trash content, I feel for you. Now I’m even more sad thinking about the guy who has to do this on Alt Balaji and other cringe content place. I wish I had your job only for watching Breaking Bad and House of Cards, Anyhow I watch them in loops.
I like the disclaimer that Varun gave when he said guys please don't go outside and watch the film. Like, yes Varun we were eagerly waiting for the pandemic to get over so that we could watch RADHE.
Radhe Update (cause this conversation doesn’t end here) According to Wikipedia Radhe is a “remake” of Korean movie “The Outlaws” and is a “spiritual sequel” of Bhai’s movie Wanted. With that said, Bawa pass on the Biryani guy’s number
I've binged entire seasons of Indian Matchmaking and Fabulous Lives in a day just so that I could watch the podcast. Iss wale ka homework was luckily easier 😂
7:36 - 8:07 is where you’ll probably fall off whatever you’re sitting on laughing! Jeez the moves these boys break into impromptu with animated screenplay 😂😂
I have binge watched almost all your podcast, but this is the most funniest. 😂 I don't watch podcast for the second time, but this one is exception. No matter how many times I watch it, I just keep on laughing from the first second to the last one. 😂
I'm so glad I decided to watch this on UA-cam instead of just listening to it on The podcast app😂 Varun's expressions were EVERYTHING! 🤣I have not laughed so much in so long ❤
I haven't even watched the trailer but this episode made me laugh so much specially the whole Prabhu Deva bit which made bawa cringe 😂😂😂😂 Last week was really hard with my whole family down with COVID and this was one of the things that just made me feel normal, Thankyou Guys ❤️ Also because you guys I am sure bhai's trailer views have increased 😂
You guys missed the fact that Jackie Shroff plays Disha's brother.. Imagine Tiger's reaction😂 P.S just subscribed to Tiss shorts too!! More stuff to see now!! Yay!
Hi guys! So we wanted to do a fun timepass video to help get everyone’s mind off everything that’s going on. Even for a little while. What better way to do it than an episode on Selmon bhai. Hope you guys like it.
Also, the TISS Shorts channel is now live. So LIKE SHARE and SUBSCRIBE. This will have smaller edits of the episodes that we’ve put together with your help. Thank you to everyone who’s contributing. Please please continue to do so. Thank you again #TissFam #TissArmy
Lastly, there’s also a link attached for covid related resources. Will update with relevant info as it comes along.
Till then do whatever you want to do. But inside your house.
Please watch the Seeti Maar song together :D Pleaaaaseeeeee
thank u guys for doing this...much love 😍😍
You all should watch Seeti Maar together, there is another hour of a podcast right there!
Best episode
Bhai ko Disha "Pata ni" hai 🤣
Neville talking about Dialogue 'structure'
Radhe makers: we don't do that here
Jaby Koay will be so upset.. Poor guy watches 5 min trailers and is able to extend a video to max 15-20 mins. Yaha TISS army is able to get 1.1 hrs of content form a 2 min trailer. That to in a way that they keep us engaged for most of the 1.1 hrs. REAL talent.
lol anybody can do jaby koays channel
Who.?
@@StormyKid27 absolutely man. I don’t see point of jaby koay reacting to Indian content dude. It’s like me sitting and recording my reactions on a Chinese content. Totally pointless
@@StormyKid27 it's the fact that foreigners are acknowledging India which brings people to watch him. They don't know the fact that India is 2nd most populous country and Indians are literally everywhere. So, why him reacting to us should be fascinating? XD
Jaby Koay just cares about money.
After watching "the diya - nadiya " dialogue..."our business is our business none of your business" dialogue sounds so better...😂
My name is dia 😂 and this hurt me more 😂
@@dss6838 Agar meri koi bahan hogi to mei uska naam nadiya rakhunga 😜
Ok now everytime I see or hear Prabhudeva, my mind would immediately go to Varun dancing to "Apna Kaafilaaa..."
Kautuk explaining "Diya-Nadiya" joke is better than Nolan explaining Inception and Tenet combined
have you seen Nolans explanation of memento
Nolan died after this
Hey ye zyda hogya yar haha
Bawa trying to find logic in the bladder fefda conversation was so adorable😂😂❤️❤️❤️
"where does the bladder go then?"
@@eshwar7105 same place where the script went😂
Other reaction channels : *discusses the trailer for only 2 mins*
TISS Boys : *dissect and analyze the trailer for 1 hour 12 minutes*
True Selmon Bhai fans
So glad to see Aadar and Varun smiling and in good health ❤️
I cannot tell you how excited I am to see
1. All four of you together
2. Discussing Selmon bhai for 1 hour
Loved the way Kautuk tried to justify every scene.
Aaj ke episode ka name hona chahiye tha "How we explained the Bhai movie to Bawa" 😁😅🤣
Conspiracy theory: TISS boys are secretly bhai's PR.
Where's the lie?!
Y
Knowing Abu Abu's connection with Salman, these 4 could be Abu Abu's PR minions working for Client Salman 😄
Bawa: where is the bladder gone?
VT: in the same place where the script went !
😂😂😂😂
1 Hour of Selmon is exactly what I needed to get through the day 🎉🎉🎉
Here are, 4 well read comedians, discussing Salman Khan, for an hour straight! Love it guys!
Not exactly well read. Varun has a kindle though. 😂
Never have I ever seen 4 people so perfect to roast Salman bhai
It's Selmon Bhoi
@@ridwan_z yea true😂
And still alive😂😂😂
Randeep Hooda is the proper Swades man. He went from Selmon bhai to Chris Hemsworth but came back to Selmon bhai. Huge respect! ❤️
Why is this so funny hahahha....."he went from fighting Chris Hemsworth to being beaten up in a toilet by Bhai" lmaooo🤣🤣
True Ghar Wapsi.
I appreciate the 3 people who patiently heard everything & didn't kick out Bawa during the discussion of bladder, fefda & kidney😂
That was the best part of the podcast
Varun and Aadar have become 10x crazier after covid! 😂 So glad to know you guys are healthier and being safe!! This episode was just too funny!
I think the episode should be re-named : TISS Reacts to Radhe: Your most wanted trailer react podcast!
Thank you boys for promoting the BCU. Varun apan dono next time saath me exposition karenge. Get READY
Kautuk’s understanding of Bhai Cinematic Universe🙌🏻🙌🏻😂😂😂😂
Only legends waited until Varun did Muqabala dance!
From bringing Kriti Sanon and discussing nepotism to bringing selmon bhai and discussing tiss(🤞), we all grew up
My brain cells grew to vanish one atom at a time
the kid is actually the only person who is actually portraying his own age he is actually 16 he was my junior in school hehehehe
Varun: yeh to nainsaafi hai jo humare saath hua dedh minute ke liye..
* Proceeds to make a full episode *
Hypocritical haramkhorNess of human nature
Varun just doesn't want to suffer alone😂
@@arrowhead697 sahi baat 😅
@@arrowhead697 I'm ever ready to suffer with these guys😂
@@CockySuSMounted what a comment 💯😂😂
Writers have not spent 1hr 12 mins on script ... selmon bhai not spent 1hr 12 mins on reading the script .. TISS army spending 1hr 12 mins watching the roast of the trailer.... #tissarmy
I paused this video, then watched the trailer for context.
I am ready to suffer for you guys.
That's what exactly I did and, hey man, the suffering is real😂
This discussion was way more interesting than the movie being talked about will ever be
I solemnly swore to not watch the trailer
Meanwhile tiss boys: let's do an hour on the trailer
Mai v nahi dekha av tak ab dekhna padega..
I *selmonly
bhai is connoisseur of active and passive voice.... tere mast mast do nain, mere dil ka le gaye chain.... mere dil ka le gaye chain, tere mast mast do nain
Kautuk should be given Bhai ratna award for cracking the Dia na Dia joke
Bhai ratna🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
Bhai ratna is basically his bracelet
Really. Kya logic hai
Top 4 Mysteries that cannot be solved :
4. Interior of a Black Hole
3. Anything divided by 0
2. Dark Matter
1. What did Bawa say at 46:39 ?
@@sparshshukla3937 nope
@@sparshshukla3937 he said something which was edited out
I work for Zee5 testing team, the day Radhe's trailer was launched was my life's worst day till date, had to watch the trailer 50+ times, gonna resign the day before the movie comes out
Jobs mushkil se milte hai bro, i know it will be some torture but seh lo 😂😁
Why do you have to watch trailers? Just curious to know
@@JamesRodriguez10783 so we need to watch all the assets on that platform and perform multiple actions like next, back, forward rewind rewatch, download etc that a normal user can perform and see whether the app is functioning correctly or not, is there any bug or not
@@ashutoshagarwal23 Your job isn’t difficult effort wise. But Man watching this trash content, I feel for you. Now I’m even more sad thinking about the guy who has to do this on Alt Balaji and other cringe content place.
I wish I had your job only for watching Breaking Bad and House of Cards, Anyhow I watch them in loops.
@@JamesRodriguez10783 imagin the plight of the ULLU guy 😁
Thank you so much guys ... You guys having just a normal chat is my therapy 😛☺.... Give us Bawa's cut 😂
i agree 😁
*Someone mentions Prabhudeva*
Varun & Kautuk: Chalo dance toh karna padega ab
You meant Varun and Aadar
One of the best episodes of TISS till date. I died laughing during fefda-kidney conversation. Greatest "improvisation" by Salman Bhai. 😭
#ReleaseTheBawaCut (‘Bawa’ is a technical term, it’s Neville otherwise)
So ja
Its Nilesss
Yes plz u I wanna know what he said
@@noobmaster-dm7tu Roja
+1
I like the disclaimer that Varun gave when he said guys please don't go outside and watch the film. Like, yes Varun we were eagerly waiting for the pandemic to get over so that we could watch RADHE.
I mentally said "Radhe" exactly the way Varun would've said it.
@@varunbhakay6804 that was my intent exactly, thats why wrote it in CAPS.
The fact that there is an entire episode dedicated to selmon bhai is hands down amazing 🤣🤣
Deep down they all bhai fan
Bhai deserves time...
Radhe Update (cause this conversation doesn’t end here)
According to Wikipedia Radhe is a “remake” of Korean movie “The Outlaws” and is a “spiritual sequel” of Bhai’s movie Wanted.
With that said, Bawa pass on the Biryani guy’s number
Neville's entire reaction to the trailer is 🤦🏻😂
Please refer to him by his respectful name, Nilesh.
I've binged entire seasons of Indian Matchmaking and Fabulous Lives in a day just so that I could watch the podcast. Iss wale ka homework was luckily easier 😂
3 dislikes are from Bhoi, Sohail and Arbaaz
The fourth is disha patani.
Prabhudeva is too busy dancing to leave a dislike.
Hahahaha
Likes from Arjun Kapoor, Malaika gang
@@funtertainment2128 😂😂
Man,I must've watched this video at least 10 times,yet it's just as funny. TISS and selmon is a combo that can never go wrong.
My appraisal meeting just got over. This notification made me happy.
Congratulations
kaisa hai market mein appraisals is saal?
Congratulations
Internship plz
I’ve not laughed so hard in a long time! 😆 This will be my “go to” episode during stressful times!
Best line so far
Varun : I am A wanted
Kautya : Bawa, you were talking abt the Bechdel test, this doesn't pass a simple grammar test
😂😂
7:36 - 8:07 is where you’ll probably fall off whatever you’re sitting on laughing! Jeez the moves these boys break into impromptu with animated screenplay 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂 True
Can u see the hapless condition of BAWA 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Kautuk: “Bhai has a no Liplock Policy.”
Varun: “With his fans?”
I love this episode 😂
Bhai has been adhering to Covid guidelines since before Covid.
@@varunbhakay6804 He owned a Driverless Car since before it existed.
@@PokhrajRoy. the OG Elon Musk.
@@Gaigai275 Interesting analogy but I don’t like him 😂
@@PokhrajRoy. Musk ya Selmon😂😂
I love how Tiss boys imitation of Salman is in American accent, whereas bhai barely manages to speak English
Dude I laughed so hard on this😂😂😂
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's from his old interviews. If you know, you know.
Is that what we calling them now. Tiss boys?
@@wrathg I am sure it's a typo, but yes Tiss boys. Also, your toss typo reminded me of toss ka boss add.
Wow the time they spent discussing biology for the 3 inch dialogue..😂
Bawa : where is the bladder gone?
Varun : same place where the script is!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1 hour discussion for 1.5 minute trailer, imagine how much time will take for 3 hour movie😂
That will be a 3-day TISS Reacts program
For only the first half😂
I have binge watched almost all your podcast, but this is the most funniest. 😂 I don't watch podcast for the second time, but this one is exception. No matter how many times I watch it, I just keep on laughing from the first second to the last one. 😂
Finally a full episode on Selmon Bhoi😂😂
P.s.- Glad to see Adar back ❤️
I like how Varun says...."at the same place where the script went bawa"...😂😂😂
Kautuk should be given Nobel for decoding 'Nadiya' & 'Fefda' dialogues.
Returning back to this video in 2 days to just watch Neville smile 😍
I love how Bawa tried to make sense of this completely nonsense movie, never change Bawa💞
tiss army was counting bhai jokes in one ep until now
boys: imma show you how its done
releases 1 hr 12 min of bhai material
Any situational comedy exists....le Varun:Abhi acting karke dikhata hu!😂😂
Radhe team discussion for whole movie-1 hour
TISS podcast reacting to trailer- 1.5 hour
12:00 the explanation Kautak gives blew my mind 😂😂😂.
Yeh toh pakka writers ne bhi nahi socha hoga 'nadiya' wali line likhte time 😂😂😂😂
Varun doing the Prabhu deva bit was HILARIOUS 😂
After Indian matchmaking AND fabulous lives..boiz making us watch Radhe trailor as well😂😂😂😭😭😭...
I have not laughed so much in the past year thank you guys! It shoulf be put up on prime or netflix this episode is a whole comedy special
How each TISS member reacted to the Radhe trailer is a perfect reflection of their personalities.
Salman Bhai - Prabhudeva
Martin Scorsese - Robert DeNiro
Bong Joon- Hoo - Song- Kang Ho.
It's time we finally acknowledge these actor-director duos.
The scary thing is when Neville said Jackie loves zumba that ad played that time 😳
Petition to release an extended version of this stream.....
Bs 5 minute Aur ruk jaataa bawaa kya Mazaa araa thha❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️... Apna kafilaaa.... Hoye Hoye Hoye Hoye 😭😭😭
Bawa is trying so hard to make sense of every scene🤣 its not cinema Bawa it's just a long tiktok
46:43 Petition to know what Bawa said.
Petition to make this a special on OTTs. We have waited for this for 86 episodes.
Excellent podcast. Laughed like crazy 🤪. The moment I saw the Selmon's movie trailer I knew this would be a feast for TISS
You could see this was Varun's and Kautuk's favourite topic. Couldn't stop laughing throughout. Thank you guys for your efforts, truly appreciate it.
25:00 the work that went into finding logic here is priceless...
Aadar had a constant reaction of
"KUCH BHII"
2:24 Aadar making bhai's bracelet with a measuring tape 😂😂
Dude that prabhudeva cameo by varunn was hilarious 😂😂😂
I'm so glad I decided to watch this on UA-cam instead of just listening to it on The podcast app😂 Varun's expressions were EVERYTHING! 🤣I have not laughed so much in so long ❤
So happy to see Aadar back❤️❤️
why did I get the dia-nadia joke almost immediately, brb contemplating my life
This is my therapy session. Y'all are such a blessing! I love you all! ❤️ Like & share toh banta hai! I've shared this with my samlaan fans! 😂
I so badly wish I was a part of all of their conversations
After watching the trailer, my first thought was a TISS reaction to this would be hilarious! 🤣
I am the guy....for #toplesskautuk
The podcast amidst the lockdown is such a treat..... Love you guys ❤️
Bawa is so Intellectual he can find out a Complex Technical issue in a Salman Movie.
Good to see Aadar back. Hope you have recovered well from Covid. And you too Varun. ❤️
Happy to see that Aadar is recovering well ... Good to see all four of you together.. Stay safe and healthy guys
Varun dancing to "Apna Kafilaaaaa" 😂😂♥️♥️
These guys dissecting the "bladder phefda" scene for 10 mins straight is such a mood😂😂
Bohot time baad mast podcast aya.
Ekdum Retro Big question
Maza aaya 😂😂
Having just completed my 2nd year MBBS exam, I feel I have forgotten human anatomy after this! Why?! Why Varun did you make us watch this trailer?!
Baapre tumi medical student?! Wow man that's great! Had no idea!
This is my favourite video. Watched it over 20 times, and still laughed .
Now after Kautuk's(the third guy) lip lock story, most of the viewers will now go and watch the trailer again just to confirm ki tape tha ya nahi 😂🙈
the third guy? 😄😅
I haven't even watched the trailer but this episode made me laugh so much specially the whole Prabhu Deva bit which made bawa cringe 😂😂😂😂
Last week was really hard with my whole family down with COVID and this was one of the things that just made me feel normal, Thankyou Guys ❤️
Also because you guys I am sure bhai's trailer views have increased 😂
In the initial 1 minute I was trying to see all the four faces at once just to not miss any of their reactions while watching the trailer :D
One of the best episodes..i watch this every time I feel low
You guys missed the fact that Jackie Shroff plays Disha's brother..
Imagine Tiger's reaction😂
P.S just subscribed to Tiss shorts too!! More stuff to see now!! Yay!