The Angriest I've Ever Been (Artosis Clips)

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  • @InqWiper
    @InqWiper 3 роки тому +980

    Normal parents: I can't get enough sleep because my baby cries too much.
    Artosis baby: I can't get enough sleep because my parent cries too much.

    • @fallen969
      @fallen969 3 роки тому +14

      LOOOL

    • @lilchad961
      @lilchad961 3 роки тому +9

      this comment needs 100000000 likes

    • @JN-hs5xl
      @JN-hs5xl 2 роки тому +37

      plot twist: father introduces child to starcraft, child picks protoss

    • @omarrodelomadrid6636
      @omarrodelomadrid6636 2 роки тому

      @@JN-hs5xl haahaahah dafack

    • @gamechanger8908
      @gamechanger8908 2 роки тому +1

      @@JN-hs5xl Heh Artosis was a SC2 Protoss player.

  • @BitterBucolic1
    @BitterBucolic1 3 роки тому +571

    To be fair, if you're much worse than your opponent, you're best bet is to take crazy risks. It's just logical.

    • @buttlord2223
      @buttlord2223 3 роки тому +61

      My friend is a grand master in SF5 and I'm a bottom of the barrel player. When we play I take rounds sometimes and even win a match once in a while because he's not used to people doing stupid shit like wake up ultras or mashing out DPs during a blockstring. I totally get where Artosis is coming from when he does his DarkSydePhil routine about how bad the other player is. Pros, b-tiers, shitters, etc all have completely different mindsets and behaviors, it's not just a matter of one having better execution than the other.

    • @mishainutr
      @mishainutr 3 роки тому +33

      @@buttlord2223 true strategy is not just a craft in which you can be simply better, you can have better apm, better knowledge of used patterns, units etc, but it always will be about tactic you chose and your ablity to improve and adapt to the enemy...once people use just several ABC tactics and nothing else, they just degenerated strategy to mere APM competition...

    • @MrJaymac87
      @MrJaymac87 3 роки тому +6

      Arty doesn’t know what logic is . He only knows bitching and crying

    • @TanToRza
      @TanToRza 3 роки тому +7

      This is at least 30% of my wins. If I a vs someone I know is better than me, I have to do something stupid that throws them off, or they will just beat me playing legit.

    • @Chud_Bud_Supreme
      @Chud_Bud_Supreme 3 роки тому +16

      @@buttlord2223 "The master fears the amateur" _old chess saying

  • @sammoreton333
    @sammoreton333 3 роки тому +357

    It's funny only having seen Artosis in professional GSL caster mode and then to see this...hard to imagine lol.

    • @lastword8783
      @lastword8783 3 роки тому +50

      I honestly think hes playing a character. The viewers love his rants.

    • @jackcristo1628
      @jackcristo1628 3 роки тому +58

      @@lastword8783 nah, the "Saltosis" nickname has been around for far longer than he's been streaming.

    • @samc4531
      @samc4531 3 роки тому +26

      Definitely playing a character. I'm sure he really is annoyed, but he exaggerates it 100x

    • @CoreStarter
      @CoreStarter 3 роки тому +20

      @@samc4531 nope, he was this assblasted in broodwar chat in 2000 lmao, artosis legit has anger problems.

    • @jeffr3773
      @jeffr3773 3 роки тому +6

      @@CoreStarter yeah it does look and sound very authentic.

  • @PeterParker-yg6fc
    @PeterParker-yg6fc 3 роки тому +620

    whoever runs this channel is the ultimate guy in the chat

    • @Someonehahaha
      @Someonehahaha 3 роки тому +12

      'The Angriest I've Ever Been' for all we know it could be MR Artosis himself.

    • @pullerschubserwilli4251
      @pullerschubserwilli4251 3 роки тому +1

      @@Someonehahaha i aren‘t think that

    • @ArtosisClips
      @ArtosisClips  3 роки тому +136

      Alas, it's not Artosis that runs this channel. I'm Dunebug on Twitch and usually in his chat if I'm awake lmao.

    • @GDanielCho
      @GDanielCho 3 роки тому +7

      @@ArtosisClips YOUR WEEDLORD ARENT U

    • @ArtosisClips
      @ArtosisClips  3 роки тому +43

      @@GDanielCho no LMAO weedlord is his own special individual

  • @BoomBangBurn
    @BoomBangBurn 3 роки тому +452

    Opponent: breathes
    Arthosis: "And I took that personally"

    • @Nihiliste-
      @Nihiliste- 3 роки тому +2

      Ahahahaha

    • @Sacraddon
      @Sacraddon 3 роки тому +2

      @Christian Kent it's every race now. Ps for being ps. Zergs for playing uhm...anything? Ling - muta - lurker, crazy zerg, ling flood into muta, you name it. And terrans for playing mass vultures as opener. Artosis always finds reasons to call people trash for chosen strategy, no matter what the strategy is.

    • @guardianvalor962
      @guardianvalor962 2 роки тому +1

      @@Sacraddon
      Artosis could probably face off against himself from an alternate universe and both play super standard, but still call each other clowns.

  • @idodeclare6804
    @idodeclare6804 3 роки тому +385

    "he's just so fucking bad!!!!ugh!!!!!!" while getting absolutely destroyed by his opponent is the funniest thing i ever seen

    • @pendayha353
      @pendayha353 3 роки тому

      Same

    • @princeofexcess
      @princeofexcess 3 роки тому +20

      well sc can feel extremely unfair. You can get cheesed and loose to someone worse than you. You can lose to 4 pool to a player that is really bad.

    • @princeofexcess
      @princeofexcess 3 роки тому

      @Heinrich Heinrich Yes still feels bad. He definitely overreacts though haha

    • @SaithMasu12
      @SaithMasu12 3 роки тому +1

      @Heinrich Heinrich shouldnt happen though. The idea is that you get paired with someone of similiar skill level. If that someone is just universally worse than you and soly is at your rank because of cheese and risk taking play, than there is clearly something wrong with the game.
      I mean im not saying that Artosis doesent overreact, he definetly does, but risk taking play should not get you to these ranks and yes its frustrating to play against, because essetially you just loose, because your opponent gambles, hard.

    • @scarredable
      @scarredable 3 роки тому +12

      @@princeofexcess which means you are not good enough though

  • @someonesomewheresometime3897
    @someonesomewheresometime3897 3 роки тому +73

    it's even more funny when you realize that while artosis is raging like a madman, the guys in the chat are dying of laughter xD

  • @AyeeSkippy
    @AyeeSkippy 5 місяців тому +5

    You can tell how happy he is by the look on his face while he plays his favorite game :)

  • @dantdu
    @dantdu 3 роки тому +37

    This salt is so pure... the sensation of watching Artosis rage is similar to watching your winning lottery ticket hit.

  • @hmr1122
    @hmr1122 3 роки тому +186

    "why does every trash player cheese?"
    - makes middle stargate and gets rekt
    Poetic.

    • @TheRamstoss
      @TheRamstoss 3 роки тому +2

      You mean starport?

    • @WeiweiCheng
      @WeiweiCheng 3 роки тому +3

      That was not cheese though. Center starport or fac is pretty much standard against fast CC.

    • @frederikrosvall
      @frederikrosvall 3 роки тому

      Starport at some off location is pretty standard

  • @IYPITWL
    @IYPITWL 3 роки тому +46

    This was one of the first streams I ever saw of arty. He became my fav almost instantly.

  • @stellatrabucco4494
    @stellatrabucco4494 3 роки тому +178

    "Waaaaa. People aren't doing exactly what I expect and know how to beat, Waaaaa." Artois 2021.
    Actually thought he was going to cry at one point

    • @EB-bl6cc
      @EB-bl6cc 3 роки тому +55

      yeah basically. love artosis but this whole "if everyone doesn't play by all the exact preset meta rules then it's bullshit" attitude is awful. God forbid people think for themselves instead of being robots

    • @jeffr3773
      @jeffr3773 3 роки тому +30

      I'm pretty sure he did literally cry for a moment. It almost made me feel bad for him until I remember what a giant piece of shit he is (or seems to be from what I've seen). I don't get it, if your enemy is so "bad" then why did you lose to him? If he was taking risks and you knew he was taking risks, why didn't you punish while he was weak? I don't get why he feels cheated.

    • @tsaralexanderi9376
      @tsaralexanderi9376 3 роки тому +7

      @@jeffr3773 It has to do a bit with luck. I haven't played sc1 that much, but I have played sc2 and it is super irritating if you keep getting cheesed. It is often very hard to counter cheeses. However, if you do counter them, you basically won.
      Just explaining the rage, but I'm not defending artosis in any means, just want to explain

    • @tsaralexanderi9376
      @tsaralexanderi9376 3 роки тому

      @@jeffr3773 its almost like the enemy threw dices and gambled to win if it helps to explain

    • @jeffr3773
      @jeffr3773 3 роки тому +1

      @@tsaralexanderi9376 Good explanation, thanks. I mean I know that; I try to play solid fundamentals every game, knowing that in the long run it's going to work 60% of the time. I'm not going to spend the effort to remember every little cheese defense, I just let those games go, knowing that it's going to happen sometimes. You'd think someone at his level who has played tens of thousands of games, won tournaments etc, would have the mentality to expect BS sometimes. I think it's a really awful character trait that he hasn't developed that by now and never will

  • @PR_1775
    @PR_1775 Рік тому +14

    Reminds me of that line from Pirates of the Caribbean along the lines of "In a fair fight, I'd beat you every time." "Well that's not much of an incentive for me to fight fair now, is it?"

  • @da1stlangzai
    @da1stlangzai 3 роки тому +50

    First game didn't seem like cheese. The guy had 4 marines in bunker. And only chased when he saw Artosis walk across map with only 2 rines. Of course he'll hunt them down.

  • @MrNicoJac
    @MrNicoJac 3 роки тому +94

    Lol, for a second there I thought he was ACTUALLY gonna cry 🤣

  • @Baldricksturnip
    @Baldricksturnip 3 роки тому +37

    There needs to be gofundme of some sort named and dedicated: 'Help Artosis get better at Starcraft'. Just to see the reaction.

  • @everacalm8410
    @everacalm8410 3 роки тому +43

    Every time I feel sad I come here to min 6:49 and see his anger with the heavy shaking of the hands and the voice that is about to cry. Reminds me that everything will be okay.

    • @henrytep8884
      @henrytep8884 Рік тому +4

      Dude you’re missing @5:54

    • @theendsjustifythemeans
      @theendsjustifythemeans Рік тому

      The woest part is that his micro is sooooo trash so hes a crybaby and not even good

  • @davidhoracek6758
    @davidhoracek6758 2 роки тому +44

    Artosis's kids can probably just get away with anything. He's got no rage left. "Dad, you're not mad I crashed your car?" "Well yeah, I guess I am, but it doesn't seem so bad compared to what trash protoss players did to me all morning on ladder. At least you were *trying* to micro."

  • @aaabatteries9948
    @aaabatteries9948 3 роки тому +57

    That recall and the stasis at the ramp was a really good move by the toss.

    • @skeptic_lemon
      @skeptic_lemon 3 роки тому +7

      Recall is literally uncounterable, unless you go mass dragoon and make 2 arbiters, or go zerg and kill their tech before they can get arbiter. But Terran is sluggish, so defending against recall is trying to lick your elbow. 1 it doesn't fucking work, 2 even if it does, congratulations you spent four bases worth of money defending against these tanky pieces of shit called Arbiters. Now you've got an angry protoss player bleeding dragoons into your main. Stasis is balanced though. And if you get skilled with an Arbiter, you might as well just abuse recall and Dragoons. Like Arbiters have 300 hp, you're never killing two or three of them before they just recall all their shit on your base. And st that point why bother using stasis? You've got your 50 or so dragoons walking around disintegrating their base. That's when you know you won.

    • @thoughtpolease7183
      @thoughtpolease7183 3 роки тому +3

      @@skeptic_lemon EMP, wraith, defensive spider mines?

    • @skeptic_lemon
      @skeptic_lemon 3 роки тому +3

      @@thoughtpolease7183 Spider mines can only kill a few recalled goons, because a goon can take a spider mine by itself and not die. Wraiths are about as effective as turrets. They can move and are massable, but you need a frick ton of them if you really wanna kill even a few suiciding arbiters. Arbs have 300 hp if we count shields and wraiths deal 20 damage. It looks like mass wraith would bring it down no problem but mass wraith is unviable in almost everything else, and those 300 hps add up quickly if toss makes more than one arbiter. You see EMP is the one thing I didn't think of, and you're right. If you have good micro, a science vessel with enough energy and EMP researched, you've effectively beaten recall. But you're not always gonna have a science vessel. They require a metric frick ton of tech, they need EMP researched, they are costly, they take a lotta time to make, and it isn't the most appealing thing in the world to make one just for the sake of arbs, because they are not the only strat protoss has up their sleeve. It is a good unit with some amazing and really annoying spells, and it does hard-counter recall, but still.

    • @nanotech2080
      @nanotech2080 3 роки тому +5

      @@skeptic_lemon Well it's not like you can build Arbiters out of gateways either, the protoss will be cutting back on shit.

    • @skeptic_lemon
      @skeptic_lemon 3 роки тому +2

      @@nanotech2080 true.

  • @Alzakielz
    @Alzakielz 3 роки тому +33

    Ahhh when i see toss Recalling in Artosis base, a tear come to my eye, it's beautiful :')

    • @orxy5316
      @orxy5316 2 місяці тому

      Yes, truly beautiful

  • @connorbroderick7148
    @connorbroderick7148 3 роки тому +21

    I love how in the first clip he goes for a cheese and then complains about his opponent not playing a normal game.
    also how angry he gets at arbiters despite having 0 units that can attack air...maybe shit out just like 4 goliaths could make all the difference

  • @ieaturanium574
    @ieaturanium574 3 роки тому +69

    When a guy gets mad at me for cheesing, which I dont do on many occasion, I'd do an even dumber cheese the next time against him 🤣

    • @flaviussaos423
      @flaviussaos423 3 роки тому

      noob

    • @ieaturanium574
      @ieaturanium574 3 роки тому +17

      @@flaviussaos423 how can i ever recover from this insult?

    • @flaviussaos423
      @flaviussaos423 3 роки тому +1

      @@ieaturanium574 If u are toss u can't. If u are T or Z. My bad. I am sorry. If u are toss I am not.

    • @weedmantrudeau5783
      @weedmantrudeau5783 3 роки тому +3

      Artosis youtube smurf monkaw

    • @iamlordstarbuilder5595
      @iamlordstarbuilder5595 3 роки тому

      I do a lot of cheese (SC2 btw) because I suck. Lately it has been working ok, as long as I play more standard if it fails, and make sure to have solid anti-air (since Zerg just sucks by default at anti-air, and has absolutely no answer to deathballs since before I first joined this year).

  • @jonny5714
    @jonny5714 3 роки тому +26

    flash wouldnt have lost to that

  • @un_miroir
    @un_miroir Рік тому +5

    This is it. My favorite clip from any stream ever.

  • @slavdecepticon
    @slavdecepticon 8 місяців тому +4

    Arty just ages 40 years when he locks in

  • @jackcristo1628
    @jackcristo1628 3 роки тому +14

    "This just comes down almost purely to execution" RIP

  • @resistancerat
    @resistancerat 3 роки тому +35

    0:51 those SCVs disassembled that siege tank faster than gypsies

    • @nemigazhogynincsszab
      @nemigazhogynincsszab 3 роки тому +3

      Which country are you from with these jokes and sterotypes?

    • @resistancerat
      @resistancerat 3 роки тому +2

      @@nemigazhogynincsszab Czech Republic

    • @nemigazhogynincsszab
      @nemigazhogynincsszab 3 роки тому +8

      @@resistancerat yes, your sense of humor was so Middle-Eastern-European... Greetings from Hungary!

    • @LukeWylie
      @LukeWylie 3 роки тому +5

      Lmfao

  • @rocksparadox
    @rocksparadox 3 роки тому +12

    9:46
    ''I just started playing and always pick the rusty gun gang.
    I make the iron house that produces the metal anteaters whose poops chase you and explode.
    When they keep playing I use the AT-AT walkers or the slenderman that traps you in a bubble.
    If I get bored I make the golf ball that shoots green goo, the hammerhead sharks with tomato cannon or even the invisible birds.''
    Never has there been a more poetic description of vultures, goliaths, ghosts, science vessels, battlecruisers and wraiths.

  • @asesinonabo
    @asesinonabo 3 роки тому +16

    This was my intro to Artosis.
    Can't stop seeing this dude

  • @NiraSader
    @NiraSader 3 роки тому +17

    People who can’t think outside of their “optimal play” box are hilarious, “he’s so bad waah waah” but he outplayed you with that unexpected move, no?

  • @hexadecimalhexadecimal5241
    @hexadecimalhexadecimal5241 3 роки тому +4

    4:44 the 2 frozen tanks on the bridge blocking off the other units...LMAO so unfortunate breh

  • @WebSurfer666
    @WebSurfer666 3 роки тому +45

    This was the best day ever, literally got S rank playing pretty good the previous stream, showing it off. The next day the first 2 games, plays like shit and boom back to A rank, just to never be S rank until now XD

  • @commandertex4389
    @commandertex4389 3 роки тому +1

    u see if u are bad u have to take risks to win

  • @FroggBoy1
    @FroggBoy1 2 роки тому +3

    New Player: *Walks into competitive Starcraft*
    Same Player: *Walks out lactose intolerant*

  • @DamnitMan88
    @DamnitMan88 3 роки тому +6

    This is why Artosis's face look the way it does.

  • @l.christoffersen7502
    @l.christoffersen7502 3 роки тому +10

    I never knew I needed this content, but I do. I love it.

  • @moistnugget4147
    @moistnugget4147 3 роки тому +15

    "I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW"
    We know Artosis. It's okay. *hug*
    It's gonna be okay

  • @TehGrandVizier
    @TehGrandVizier 3 роки тому +17

    "does that make him good at the game"?
    -no. but winning against you, as well as bringing you to the verge of tears sort of does.

  • @Genemesis
    @Genemesis 3 роки тому +19

    I don't understand how people call other people who they have lost to, stupid. I mean if they're stupid and they beat you, doesn't make you more stupid?

    • @ArtosisClips
      @ArtosisClips  3 роки тому +7

      You can do something bad and win games. If you were to be playing poker and you go heavily in on a bad hand and happen to win, that wouldn't be a good move because you're relying on your opponents to mess up with better hands to win. The most successful poker players are the ones who know the odds of a hand winning and only bet on good hands because that's how you guarantee making money.
      This guy may win this game but if it was a tournament he'd lose to Artosis because then you know how they play for the best of series.

    • @sage4670
      @sage4670 3 роки тому +20

      @@ArtosisClips you're assuming they're gonna play the "bad" way throughout the series. Who's to say those players who Artosis lost to can't also play a macro game better than he can?

    • @TheRamstoss
      @TheRamstoss 3 роки тому +4

      @@ArtosisClips Except the correct response to fast arbiter isn't to take a third. If he defends he wins. The correct analogy would be you use a scan to see your "bad" opponent's hand and you decide to bet more knowing that you have a losing hand.

    • @curtisstephens4482
      @curtisstephens4482 3 роки тому

      @@sage4670 I think most of artosis frustration comes from terrain being the hardest race and toss the easiest. I've seen art do really good against s rank toss because art is actually really good at the game but when he losses to low rank toss players because of shit like recall into main base its a soul crusher. mass recall into base is literally pressing a few buttons and can cause major dmg. If terrain wanted to doom drop like that he'd have to spend a lot more money and supply to make it just as effective as recall.

    • @sage4670
      @sage4670 3 роки тому +2

      @@curtisstephens4482 I mean, he has been playing the game for 20 years. At some point he should be able to beat toss, even assuming that toss is op. Otherwise, no terran pro could beat toss. Also, artosis just likes to complain. I've seen him complain about tanks in tvt, even though that's probably the unit he relies most on to win his own games
      Edit: added the word "him"

  • @Macrobot
    @Macrobot 3 роки тому +36

    He scouts 2 base arbiter, and his response is to take a quick 3rd right away, then complains he doesn't have enough turrets or if he can defend any better.... What?

    • @TanToRza
      @TanToRza 3 роки тому +8

      Once he started raging from the first game and then took it into the second game, he was bound to lose, he was raging about game 1, IN GAME 2, he was not playing well and he deserves the loss unfortunately.

    • @usmh
      @usmh 3 роки тому

      Uh, yes?? 2 base arbiter is a safe play. It basically comes down to the triangle of actions and counteractions. If they expand, you attack, if they attack, you defend, and if they defend you expand. 2BA would count as defending. With T units being more cost efficient, P doesn't (or does but shouldn't, depending on whom you ask) have enough to challenge a defending T off of just 2 bases if they've gone something as expensive as arbiter as well. Arty's logic sounds good to me. I really don't see what your objection is?

    • @dew9103
      @dew9103 2 роки тому

      yea for the record, 2 base arbiter is a build to crush 2 bash ~ 4-5 fac pushes, so of course the correct play is to take a third

  • @stkfr
    @stkfr 2 роки тому +1

    I love how the ape saves his 2 arbiters inside 1 billion turets after shiting in his base lmao

  • @luisvega3505
    @luisvega3505 2 роки тому +1

    I thought he was gonna cry for a second...

  • @jehmed
    @jehmed 3 роки тому +34

    I had no idea Artosis was this salty and toxic as a player.

    • @Lurreable
      @Lurreable 3 роки тому +11

      Oh he's a lot more toxic than this. This was nothing.

  • @danieldorn9989
    @danieldorn9989 Рік тому +3

    Artosis at the start of the match while scouting: "This guy is terrible and stupid, he is terribly stupid, only a dumb person would do this"
    Artosis after losing to dumb guy: "I cant believe this, it doesnt make any sense, what a stupid person, you are disgusting"
    Winning games is not dumb.
    It seems to me that he relies too much on existing strategies, so when someone comes around and does something unconventional, he just rage quits.
    Artosis cant adapt.

  • @mattbrock9491
    @mattbrock9491 7 місяців тому +1

    The chat thrives off his misfortune makes for a fun stream 😂

  • @GoDiMoNsTeR
    @GoDiMoNsTeR 2 роки тому +8

    dude, I had Artosis in a pedestal as the most insightful and analytic SC2 caster of all times, after following Tasetosis on GSL casts. Seeing an adult almost crying to tears in a tantrum over being cheessed dented that image.

  • @appidydafoo
    @appidydafoo 3 роки тому +13

    Hope he never trades stocks, his heart would simply explode

  • @SZRLM
    @SZRLM 3 роки тому +24

    What Artosis expects from his opponents: Hmm, this guy is a well-known highly ranked player with more mmr than me, so he'd probably kick my ass in a standard game. Well, better walk to my doom.
    Any rational person: Fuck it, let's try something he wouldn't expect. It's our best chance.

  • @CsquidyC
    @CsquidyC 7 місяців тому +1

    If it didn't always make him so mad people wouldn't do it as often.

  • @LiFsWo
    @LiFsWo 3 роки тому +3

    I'm so glad I stumbled upon this channel. I have never to worrie again on missing salt content! Thank you, whoever you are!

  • @edmis90
    @edmis90 3 роки тому +20

    Idra's quality of life improved greatly upon switching to another game from SC2. Became happier and content with life.
    I feel like Artosis should consider the same.

    • @sursurrus
      @sursurrus 3 роки тому +3

      I could write a book about this. Day9 too. I went to summer camp with Idra, when we were 12, is he actually happier now? I was kinda a shit to him, so I hope stuff works out.

    • @gabrieleomaggio1461
      @gabrieleomaggio1461 3 роки тому

      Bruh, my SC2 days were fucking miserable. I think it actually made my life worse now that I look back.

    • @sursurrus
      @sursurrus 3 роки тому

      @@gabrieleomaggio1461 anything in particular? ladder was pretty frustrating. Deleted the game 3 months ago and I notice things are a lot better

    • @gabrieleomaggio1461
      @gabrieleomaggio1461 3 роки тому +1

      @@sursurrus I used to play back in WoL season 1. Was playing random because I liked all the races, and I had more wins as P, Z and T respectively (4gate was massively powerful back then). I was downright obsessed with the game back then, I didn't have any friends or a girlfriend so I was devoting myself entirely to that, watching replays and shit. I eventually got to platinum and I was sometimes winning against diamond players as well (keep in mind this was before master and grandmaster ranks were implemented).
      Now, I have always been a guy that was easily distracted, but that level of intense micromanagement eventually made me even more prone to distraction because I was focusing on a ton of different things all the time. That's great if you are playing a game, but IRL it might drive you into trying a ton of different things at once and failing because you need to focus on that task and that task alone. I somehow think that it might have altered my cognitive processes a bit.
      Then again, I'm no psychologist/doctor so take all of this with a copious amount of salt.
      EDIT: I think I did something like 1800 games in 18 months or so. Won something like 700-800 of them.

  • @BleaK1211
    @BleaK1211 3 роки тому +3

    Next time I'll rage at a game hopefully I'll remember this and keep calm. This is funny but also enlightening.

  • @benstips1101
    @benstips1101 Рік тому +2

    LOOK HERE! LOOK! LISTEN! I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT NO MO MAN!

  • @augustday9483
    @augustday9483 3 роки тому +10

    Imagine seeing the arbiter recall play coming and choosing to make a third expansion instead of a couple more Goliaths and missile turrets.

  • @hillmermark
    @hillmermark 3 роки тому +4

    "it doesnt come down to planning, it comes down to execution."

  • @ChunkyButtons
    @ChunkyButtons 2 роки тому +1

    'He countered you with his brain" hahah love Artosis chat

  • @rumpleforeskin172
    @rumpleforeskin172 2 роки тому +1

    ROFL, that stasis field on that tank on the ramp after the recall was great. I understand being mad but how can he possibly say his opponent is bad.

  • @fo0liner1985
    @fo0liner1985 2 роки тому +3

    i distingtly remember getting into wc3 many years ago. there was already an established meta at the time and i played a low ranked human vs night elf game. i simply macroed spellbreakers,priests,sorceresses and mortars out of a one base t2 and crushed him because he had no army. so he called me a noob and quit the match. like i suppose it is fine for calling me out on not understanding the meta and not knowing what risks i may have taken to get to this victory.. but all he had to do was NOT assume i was playing what EVERYONE else is and scout me. instead he blindly followed a scenario that he took for granted. and not meaning to belittle anyones efforts to perfect the execution of meta strategy.. but if THAT is skill you are a trained monkey.

  • @charlieibkiss4068
    @charlieibkiss4068 3 роки тому +1

    This old as man is almost crying about losing a game. Damn and he is a Pops.

  • @kozunak
    @kozunak 2 роки тому +2

    "I can't believe he is just making marines and walking them in the middle of the map..." says the guy that just did that :')

  • @khanychung
    @khanychung Рік тому +1

    experience and practice can only take you so far, when your skill is basically at zero.

  • @babaspector
    @babaspector 3 роки тому +3

    im so happy im going to see him cast the finals in 4 days XD

  • @benstips1101
    @benstips1101 2 роки тому +1

    LOOK HERE! LOOK! LISTEN!!!!

  • @PCgamerChannel
    @PCgamerChannel 2 роки тому +2

    Artosis sure finds a lot of talented players.

  • @yuriy9701
    @yuriy9701 3 роки тому +13

    Well, it's kinda obivous that the first guy (B terran) had no chance against him playing standard game. Of course he'd try something unusual

    • @lucianocortes8636
      @lucianocortes8636 3 роки тому +5

      Ya, for someone that calls everyone stupid, it is very stupid not to use a safe build against that kind of player.

    • @AlexanderMartinez-kd7cz
      @AlexanderMartinez-kd7cz 3 роки тому +4

      @@lucianocortes8636 it's funny how he says he gets cheesed every game but wouldn't you win every game if you just assume cheese then?

    • @Redtornado6
      @Redtornado6 3 роки тому

      @@AlexanderMartinez-kd7cz if you over defend cheese, and your opponent is not going cheese you will lose because you are too far behind

    • @AlexanderMartinez-kd7cz
      @AlexanderMartinez-kd7cz 3 роки тому

      @@Redtornado6 yeah but artosis seems to think he gets cheesed every game

    • @ArtosisClips
      @ArtosisClips  3 роки тому +2

      @@lucianocortes8636 He goes safe builds pretty much every game, but depending on the cheese sometimes even a safe macro build isn't completely safe.

  • @mypetratgames2471
    @mypetratgames2471 3 роки тому +1

    It is beautiful. I have been looking at this for 5 hours.

  • @PJJ196
    @PJJ196 Рік тому +4

    Such a legendary rage.. that chat laughing at him made me piss myself 😂

  • @mails65
    @mails65 3 роки тому +4

    elite video content in youtube, i can't get enough

  • @idkwhoiam5987
    @idkwhoiam5987 3 роки тому +25

    8:03 racism on

  • @michaelsshirt8046
    @michaelsshirt8046 2 роки тому +1

    Is it weird that seeing someone that angry makes my day better ?

    • @jacobbatchelor7877
      @jacobbatchelor7877 2 роки тому +1

      It's not weird at all, in the right context most people will feel the same.Problem's will only occur if you keep reinforcing the idea to your brain that seeing other people upset gives you an easy path to dopamine hits because then it will start taking measures to convince you to do more of it.. Just take a look at communities like wings of redemptions if you wanna see what you'll turn out like

    • @michaelsshirt8046
      @michaelsshirt8046 2 роки тому

      ​@@jacobbatchelor7877 I think part of that is that I realize that we get angry because of stupid shit like that. He lost a computer game and almost ready to jump out of window

  • @mikeyyo8729
    @mikeyyo8729 2 роки тому +1

    Does he expect the protoss to walk into his tank line / spider mines? Artosisis a joke

  • @Indy94445
    @Indy94445 3 роки тому +1

    Man, I found a new source of salty tears and IRL rage quits for sustenance. Grumpy cat Artosis has more salt than the Dead Sea.

  • @Juleszzzzz
    @Juleszzzzz 5 місяців тому +1

    On the bright side, I found genuine Saltosis. Knew he's forcing it on the other later clips lol

  • @dudeguy9943
    @dudeguy9943 3 роки тому +1

    Imagine you are the president and you are in the war room with your generals , Artosis being one of them and this is how the battle is explained to you HAHAHA

  • @SiouxTube
    @SiouxTube 3 роки тому +44

    Man, this is sad. I sometimes can almost agree with his paper thin arguments he makes about "bad" players poisoning the player base normalizing random play and cheesy strats which ruin ladder seasons, for him I guess, but then he literally has tantrums on Twitch exposing his inability to handle a loss but also in the moment seems to be unable to pilot around such "bad" strats and play to a win.
    Edit: But, then again, like he says in a handful of streams, this is his job on the normal. He's streaming Starcraft content. I mean, what's more enjoyable than the raw chess like nature of the RTS? Artosis losing his god damn mind on camera in and out of the game. It's just perfect Schadenfreude bait for the masses and I'm sure he knows it on some level. It's making him more money little by little so, I guess there's a silver lining here despite the aneurysm or heart attack he might suffer someday.

    • @SiouxTube
      @SiouxTube 3 роки тому

      @Oliver Hancock I wish. No where, South Dakota.

    • @FamSisher
      @FamSisher 3 роки тому

      It is super frustrating when you think you really start to understand something and then you get thrown a curve ball. I don’t watch Artosis enough to know if his rage is 100% genuine, but that sounded real enough.

    • @taragnor
      @taragnor 3 роки тому +2

      @@FamSisher : If his rage is fake, he's an amazing actor.

    • @FamSisher
      @FamSisher 3 роки тому +1

      @@taragnor oh it’s certainly not fake, but he definitely plays it up sometimes.

    • @YelenaSgt44
      @YelenaSgt44 2 роки тому

      I found his rage this time fake. Its just so ridiculously over the top and unreasonable. And i feel like in this vid hes consciously being careful and specific with his phrases and wording, to be funny/classic

  • @diegoalfonsosalgarsarmient8254
    @diegoalfonsosalgarsarmient8254 2 роки тому +2

    This is not anger. He is agonizing.

  • @angelskaixo5188
    @angelskaixo5188 2 роки тому

    If Napoleon complained like Artosis, he would have been forgotten. Instead he adapted and overcame

  • @McMike83
    @McMike83 Рік тому +1

    love artosis angry :D

  • @ivaylokovachev4523
    @ivaylokovachev4523 3 роки тому +17

    LMFAO DUDE this is the content i use the internet for... this is GOLD im literally dying right now lmoaooo

  • @prevailwithme
    @prevailwithme 3 роки тому +24

    Baby crying in the background, this is just sad. Even though i laughed.

    • @ArtosisClips
      @ArtosisClips  3 роки тому +8

      Not sure they're crying because he was like that, probably just woke up. He's a good dad. :(

    • @Bashka91
      @Bashka91 3 роки тому +14

      I am pretty sure he is fine dad. But Flash of course is a better one ^_^

    • @missbelled6700
      @missbelled6700 3 роки тому +11

      @@Bashka91 Flash's kid wouldn't be crying

    • @seanpolese5596
      @seanpolese5596 3 роки тому +8

      @@boneflesh i think the "role model" he sets for his children, is that he had a dream and a passion for starcraft and he chased that dream to a foreign country where he didnt know the language and didnt know anyone. And now hes basically part of the dynamic duo of Starcraft.. actually no not even Starcraft of ESPORTS Casting. He and Tasteless are basically the Michael Jordan and Lebron James of Esports Casting and they struggled and lived poor in a foreign country and busted their asses to get to where they are. Does he get angry and upset at the game? Sure. But him expressing his obvious extreme passion for the thing he has devoted his entire life to.. does not make him a bad father.. Terrible thing to say about someone.

    • @alysdaxei
      @alysdaxei 3 роки тому +1

      He's married, you know? Kids cry all the time. Doesn't mean his kid is being neglected. Don't be an idiot. Besides, it's obvious Artosis is at least partly playing this up for the audience (look at his titles and thumbnails). If my dad made streams this funny I'd just laugh.

  • @Cristopher-S.G
    @Cristopher-S.G 3 роки тому +8

    Artosis and the Angry Video Game Nerds guy should play this thing together hahaha

  • @sk2790
    @sk2790 2 роки тому +3

    in korea.. playing protoss is called "fork"-ing.. as in they cant use chopsticks so they have to use forks. protoss is also known as the race to pick if u have no talent at gaming. it is the easiest race by far to rank up to A. it gets harder at A but it's only because its so easy to rank to A that the players never really get better and they have to face the terran and zerg players who've actually worked hard to get there. this is the popular opinion of most pro gamers including stork who is like the representative of players who argue that protoss is weak at the pro gamer tier.

  • @ConradSly
    @ConradSly 3 роки тому +5

    dunno what's so hard to understand about how he did a risky build and got punished. he has such a hard coded mentality.

  • @C4l4b82
    @C4l4b82 2 роки тому +1

    Thats the reason, why i play since 10 years no more PvP. Its not good for my hearth ^^

  • @gokublack8342
    @gokublack8342 3 роки тому +4

    "Wtf was that?!!" That was you underestimating a lower ranked player starcraft is what 20-30 years old at this point and ppl still haven't learned this lesson?

  • @lemsylennair1030
    @lemsylennair1030 2 роки тому +1

    He looks like the angry Halo kid but in his 50s

  • @brofenix
    @brofenix Рік тому +2

    Interesting Artosis complains about his opponent doing something abnormal or bad in his opinion, but if you then I think you can take it as a learning opportunity rather than complain so hard about it. It seems different than how Artosis talks during casting, that players have to adapt & be aware and be rational.

  • @Brian626
    @Brian626 Рік тому

    i listen to this video before i go to sleep.

  • @pendayha353
    @pendayha353 3 роки тому +1

    Lol "fly right out. Nothing ever happened"

  • @SpookyWatcher
    @SpookyWatcher 3 роки тому +10

    Imagine being a child of a dude who tells everyone he loses to that they are bad...

  • @FieldMarshallNey
    @FieldMarshallNey 3 роки тому +2

    I remember breaking a desk back in what, 2004? This game is great fun 🤣

  • @solrave123
    @solrave123 Рік тому

    I normally root against streamers and like to see them lose, but Arty is one of the few I root for to win. He puts so much hard work into the game that i just feel bad seeing him lose

  • @henrytep8884
    @henrytep8884 Рік тому

    This is some of the best rage asmr on UA-cam.

  • @IsaacFNghost
    @IsaacFNghost Рік тому

    The purest salt ever crafted is made here

  • @shmixedNshmooved
    @shmixedNshmooved 11 місяців тому

    I have never touched Starcraft in my life but this is beyond entertaining

  • @mackparker9064
    @mackparker9064 3 роки тому +1

    5:08 "that rage broke me out of stasis" LMFAO i'm WHEEZING

  • @colliningraham8838
    @colliningraham8838 3 роки тому +2

    This is how we all feel when we lose for the next ten minutes.

  • @darchendon7926
    @darchendon7926 3 роки тому

    that first game was the equivalent to randomly putting down a mini-sentry in a random ass corner in TF2

  • @smacker-os9md
    @smacker-os9md 7 місяців тому

    Artosis: Makes a bunch of marines and moves out on the map with them
    Artosis 30 sec later: "I can't believe he would just make marines and move out with them, he's so stupid"
    This channel is so freaking good

  • @pennzilla57
    @pennzilla57 3 роки тому +2

    I have no idea what is going on but he is mad as hell