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КОМЕНТАРІ • 574

  • @sxnmateo
    @sxnmateo 2 роки тому +1975

    I like to imagine there’s an entire underground organization of vandals working towards the common goal of getting on this subreddit as much as possible.

    • @thefatcat1366
      @thefatcat1366 2 роки тому +41

      @@fela04jj75 no one cares

    • @_cupid.banana.cat_
      @_cupid.banana.cat_ 2 роки тому +28

      Welp, you found us

    • @BB-TheCandleFairy
      @BB-TheCandleFairy 2 роки тому +20

      @@_cupid.banana.cat_ Shhhhh!! They have no proof!

    • @novaraxis
      @novaraxis 2 роки тому +5

      @@fela04jj75 what? Carrots are the best?

    • @novaraxis
      @novaraxis 2 роки тому +4

      @@thefatcat1366 I think it was actually a cooking live stream

  • @melorawr1608
    @melorawr1608 2 роки тому +251

    If anyone wants to know, googly eyes are cheap at Walmart in the crafts section with the jingling bells. I have an unhealthy obsession with jingle bells so I always see them when I go to get more jingle bells.

  • @catitudemaxitude514
    @catitudemaxitude514 2 роки тому +1389

    I don't care how many times this joke is done but... When the graveyard's "g" gets rubbed off by a vandalizer

    • @joshualee4692
      @joshualee4692 2 роки тому +128

      I don't care how many times this joke is done but... When the grapeyard's "g" gets rubbed off by a vandalizer

    • @mrsmoothbrain9589
      @mrsmoothbrain9589 2 роки тому +57

      @@joshualee4692 my favourite yard

    • @soomoothie
      @soomoothie 2 роки тому +51

      @@joshualee4692 WHAT

    • @javanhoward9042
      @javanhoward9042 2 роки тому +46

      When the "g" is rubbed off the grape bag

    • @johnyeat1155
      @johnyeat1155 2 роки тому +43

      when someone removes the "g" from the "grape farm" sign

  • @arielallen9478
    @arielallen9478 2 роки тому +133

    once upon a time i carried around a pack of "emergency googly eyes" to jazz up any random object when i felt like it

  • @TheHotBlade
    @TheHotBlade 2 роки тому +592

    To be honest, all these fart-glorifying vandali2ations are making my 8 year old humor rise up from the ashes once more.

    • @markherrera7640
      @markherrera7640 2 роки тому +24

      I’ve always kept my 8 year old humor. You just have to make the fart joke a *good* fart joke in order for me to find it funny. Which is this entire video, unlike some specific tv show on CN that I seem to know of that I shall not say the name of, but I completely hate it with all my heart, and I hope it dies in a fire and suffers for the rest of eternity, and I hope we get the OG version of it back

    • @NWKohout
      @NWKohout 2 роки тому +9

      Stop farting out ashes. Nasty.

    • @r4inbowsugar
      @r4inbowsugar 2 роки тому +2

      @@shinta8797 thanks i was trying to find that

    • @markherrera7640
      @markherrera7640 2 роки тому +3

      @@NWKohout I can play the entire alphabet with my farts. Wanna see?

    • @troncis2940
      @troncis2940 2 роки тому +7

      the way how "yo mama","deez nutz",and,"joe mama" was supposed to be dead,but 2021 humor suddenly revived it and now people are laughing their lungd out of their nostrils because of it

  • @Cornsyrupisgood
    @Cornsyrupisgood 2 роки тому +300

    A Fart festival is really just living with middle aged men tbh

    • @manwithaplan2001
      @manwithaplan2001 2 роки тому +16

      Is this from experience?

    • @pretzel3779
      @pretzel3779 2 роки тому +10

      @@manwithaplan2001 i can confirm this

    • @BergenDev
      @BergenDev 2 роки тому +3

      @@shinta8797 I feel bullied lol

    • @JodieAbode
      @JodieAbode 2 роки тому +1

      Or me

    • @IAmGodHimself777
      @IAmGodHimself777 2 роки тому

      Anyone wanna click on the shizumi link for me, lmao

  • @imerisnoteris
    @imerisnoteris 2 роки тому +682

    I love how childish these are

  • @cameronsmith8122
    @cameronsmith8122 2 роки тому +150

    My brother got some "for rectal use only" stickers. So naturally he put them on as much as he could at his work.

    • @altaccount4
      @altaccount4 2 роки тому +20

      where did the get them?... asking for a friend of course

    • @vgamesx1
      @vgamesx1 2 роки тому +6

      Not that I recommend vandalism, but this is technically a "good" use for those little label printers, since you can quickly print anything you want and stick it wherever.

    • @caitlinhendrick7488
      @caitlinhendrick7488 Рік тому +1

      That is some mild trolling right there.

  • @kuro6237
    @kuro6237 2 роки тому +83

    I just reinstalled Reddit 15 minutes ago after deleting it (the reason I deleted it is because my friends wanted to see my history) and I’m glad I reinstalled it

    • @finley4467
      @finley4467 2 роки тому +5

      Delete your history

    • @dukefang1001
      @dukefang1001 2 роки тому +5

      @@fela04jj75 NO! BAD BOT! BAD!

    • @vgamesx1
      @vgamesx1 2 роки тому

      Lock your device then? Also, I think you can use parental controls or something to just lock specific apps (not sure, never used it).

    • @kuro6237
      @kuro6237 2 роки тому

      @@vgamesx1 they knew my password because my younger brother found it that day and told them

    • @kuro6237
      @kuro6237 2 роки тому

      @@finley4467 I don’t know how sadly

  • @X0x0yanna
    @X0x0yanna 2 роки тому +39

    mk but if I found a butter package that said "who you gonna call goats butter" I'd buy it

  • @DHVF28
    @DHVF28 2 роки тому +134

    You should do this subreddit more, it’s the best

  • @lost-Eclipse
    @lost-Eclipse 2 роки тому +57

    3:32 i love how robin doesnt know canadian political signs

  • @EmiPlayzMC
    @EmiPlayzMC 2 роки тому +25

    I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought the coat-hangers were drunk octopi

  • @PQRDG
    @PQRDG 2 роки тому +42

    Okay if I had known Goku was running for the Canadian liberal party, I MAY have been more okay with Trudeau continuing to be Prime Minister

  • @OfStarrySkiesandFireflies
    @OfStarrySkiesandFireflies 2 роки тому +29

    4:53
    Aight story time
    Back in sixth grade, i missed school for ONE DAY, and came back to find goggly eyes fucking. Everywhere. On the chromebooks, the clock, the whiteboard, the plants, you name it. They all stared into my soul now. I asked around about it but the answers i got ranged from a shrug to “idk they just showed up yesterday.”
    A week later i found the culprit.
    The teacher. He put them up to advertise the goggly eyes. The damn. teacher.

  • @sloth9093
    @sloth9093 2 роки тому +45

    This is too childish.
    I love it

  • @thicc-mothman
    @thicc-mothman 2 роки тому +29

    ive been gremlin laughing since i heard robin at the beginning of the video, its weirdly therapeutic

  • @Ferrari255GTO
    @Ferrari255GTO 2 роки тому +12

    *THE HILLS HAVE EYES*

  • @2wo5ifty6ix.
    @2wo5ifty6ix. 2 роки тому +27

    I like to imagine that Jeff would laugh like 0:02.
    Also, god *_DAMN_* boi, that wheeze made me laugh.

  • @DrinkYourNailPolish
    @DrinkYourNailPolish 2 роки тому +31

    The cheese thing happened to us. My husband was leaving for work and there was a slice of Kraft on his VW Jetta. He was shocked and upset and honestly I laughed my ass off. It's a dorky prank I would've done too if I were a kid again. 😂

  • @ChloeVFX
    @ChloeVFX 2 роки тому +54

    Had me laughing and smiling the whole way through! I wanna see more of /MildlyVandalized

    • @Tftmt
      @Tftmt 2 роки тому +3

      @@shinta8797 #Scam

    • @ChloeVFX
      @ChloeVFX 2 роки тому +3

      @@Tftmt Yeh.

    • @ChloeVFX
      @ChloeVFX 2 роки тому +3

      ​@@shinta8797
      Ahh, another one. I hope that whosoever programmed you slams their left little toe inot the edge of a coffee table at 4:52 AM.

  • @Dragonemperess
    @Dragonemperess 2 роки тому +13

    This makes me want to vandalize with googly eyes.

  • @plorg7305
    @plorg7305 2 роки тому +12

    his laugh in the beginning made my day

  • @fulana_de_tal
    @fulana_de_tal 2 роки тому +2

    3:21 reminded me of my high school teacher that told us that he was skateboarding on campus once when he was in college and he fell

  • @conlon4332
    @conlon4332 2 роки тому +4

    I love Robin. He's my Favourite narrator, and it's for moments like these: 8:17 and 1:02. His responses are so perfect. I also love how it's these images that get put in the thumbnail, but his comments are the exact opposite of the title's. Title: Sorry, WHAT? Robin: Aww, why not?!

  • @jocelynecupcake
    @jocelynecupcake 2 роки тому +3

    Im glad Robin's back LOL also 1:20 i never saw a car that color! I LOVE CYAN! I bet that looks so pretty everywhere it goes

  • @SteveHupe
    @SteveHupe 2 роки тому +5

    That cheese thing can really f up the paint if its left on long enough, so not so mildly vandalized.

  • @guacamole8683
    @guacamole8683 2 роки тому +7

    Yo Robin, hearing your voice in Poppy Playtime confused the shit outta me but also gave me a huge smile. Really cool man!

  • @misschieflolz1301
    @misschieflolz1301 2 роки тому +2

    1:20 - this is the kind of weird vandalism I've had experience with.So absurd that it's laughable.
    I was bullied a ton at school, and it passed over to college because the college was right next door to the school, so all the same people tended to go to the same place. Being a small-ish town everyone knows everyone and my bullies knew where I lived and we had issues with them being disruptive and messing with our bins.
    Then one day, we came outside to find a used mattress on top of the car. That was it, someone went through all the effort of dragging this mattress out and just leaving it on the car. We did inform the police as it was an ongoing case to catch the people in the act, but we pissed ourselves laughing at how random it was.

  • @ouvie
    @ouvie 2 роки тому +3

    ive committed vandalism by drawing multiple times

  • @thevoid2
    @thevoid2 2 роки тому +3

    5:19 the lizard kinda looks cool with them

  • @manwithaplan2001
    @manwithaplan2001 2 роки тому +16

    Me and the boys going to the Bussy Zone
    Eyo wait a sec -

  • @RailwayRunaway
    @RailwayRunaway 2 роки тому +5

    Okay but the words “moist and dank” perfectly describe every Taco Bell menu item

  • @someguywithatophat7599
    @someguywithatophat7599 2 роки тому +2

    0:33 I am relatively sure that is cropped out, and not actually vandalized lol

  • @kciref6016
    @kciref6016 2 роки тому +11

    Max speed being 0 technically means you can only move backwards or not move at all

    • @claudetheclaudeqc6600
      @claudetheclaudeqc6600 2 роки тому +1

      *Truck's* *Beep* *Beep* *Intensifies*

    • @MikeQuinn71
      @MikeQuinn71 2 роки тому +1

      You're talking about velocity... speed ain't a vector, victor.

  • @heisenberg433
    @heisenberg433 2 роки тому +8

    1:05 the traps at 17:00:01 be like:
    *hippity hoppity this sign is now my property*

  • @hypertoaster9961
    @hypertoaster9961 2 роки тому +6

    This is so hillarious xDDD Please do more!

  • @the_stray_cat
    @the_stray_cat 2 роки тому +2

    4:30 i know Not one person will get this but . man he is the real MC today

  • @joelhaggis5054
    @joelhaggis5054 2 роки тому +1

    Around the corner from my house is a stop sign that says "don't stop till you get enough"

  • @itzak2375
    @itzak2375 2 роки тому +3

    This has always been and always will be my favorite subreddit

  • @brodyalbert9214
    @brodyalbert9214 2 роки тому +1

    This may be my new favorite subreddit right before cursed comments

  • @frag_me_ii9069
    @frag_me_ii9069 2 роки тому +4

    Goku is running for Canada priminister or what ever the one for provinces are

  • @m0ppp
    @m0ppp 2 роки тому

    My school has a wall near the gym with art on it and word stickers are stuck onto it. Things like “playing” “eat smart” “aim high” are turned into “pain” “fat smart” and “im high” and there’s more that I don’t remember

  • @yef122
    @yef122 2 роки тому

    Omg this is one of the best videos I've seen in a long time! Please do more from this subreddit! 🤣😂😅😆

  • @b13stl1ama6
    @b13stl1ama6 2 роки тому +1

    "Same taste, brand new look! The look of the devil". **Instantly gets cooking ad**

  • @JustCallMeDullp
    @JustCallMeDullp 2 роки тому +1

    This made my day. Best video I have seen all day :D

  • @BGDMusic
    @BGDMusic 2 роки тому +1

    0:57 that bus be bussin

  • @m.v.gonzalez5575
    @m.v.gonzalez5575 2 роки тому +2

    1:54 is that Komi-san?

  • @digiiiii
    @digiiiii 2 роки тому +2

    1:02 I CACKLED.

  • @srequiem849
    @srequiem849 2 роки тому +6

    I hope you do more of these

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 2 роки тому +10

    8 subreddit suggestions:
    Robin:
    -r/sbubby
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    Jack:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/BreadStapledToTrees
    Lexi:
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    -r/Chadtopia
    -r/ofcoursethatsathing
    393 days, almost at 400 :)

    • @alolancubone4737
      @alolancubone4737 2 роки тому +2

      How long till you give up or at least rephrase the last phrase so it doesn’t sound as sad as it does right now

    • @zeebeeplayz
      @zeebeeplayz 2 роки тому +1

      People have to like this, this man's been doing this for more than a year.

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles 2 роки тому

      @@alolancubone4737 Last sentence rephrased

    • @alolancubone4737
      @alolancubone4737 2 роки тому

      @@awesomestyles like no offense but at this point if Emkay has been receiving this comments for more than a year, I honestly doubt they’re considering it anymore…
      Reading the “hope they’ll be done soon” is rather depressing at this point, even though what you’re doing is crazy for keep doing this so long

  • @AbtaheeIAahir
    @AbtaheeIAahir 2 роки тому +1

    5:26 not gonna lie that owl has some drip

  • @theabigator500
    @theabigator500 2 роки тому

    I have had the worst day. Put my very loved pet chicken to sleep today and I so so needed a funny video! The giggle at the start was the best

  • @ToastedPickles
    @ToastedPickles 2 роки тому +3

    That g mod construct joke was legendary

  • @Zerberos22
    @Zerberos22 2 роки тому +2

    I need "whats poppin I am Robin back"

  • @Xyxle410
    @Xyxle410 2 роки тому +2

    Vandalism is an art form

  • @cupcake387
    @cupcake387 2 роки тому +1

    All of your video are the best it always make me laugh 🤣

  • @freyexists.3657
    @freyexists.3657 2 роки тому +1

    4:13 the stanley parable

  • @JamesBond-di9tf
    @JamesBond-di9tf 2 роки тому +1

    Keep up the good work guys. I love your vids

  • @lisasauvain1507
    @lisasauvain1507 2 роки тому +1

    Imagine subreddit to be renamed r/perfectly vandalized

  • @retejdogg3901
    @retejdogg3901 2 роки тому +2

    Holy crap! The Auditorium Bacon picture is in the high school I went to! I walked past it a lot and would always point out how funny It was. It’s so strange to see my own school from such a small town be on such a huge channel

  • @homevander
    @homevander 2 роки тому +2

    that zone do be bussin. respectfully, though

  • @danielmcfarlan1035
    @danielmcfarlan1035 2 роки тому +1

    7:30 intructions unclear i got suspended from school for bringing a donkey into the school grounds

  • @obnoxiousbluebird6634
    @obnoxiousbluebird6634 2 роки тому +2

    I live in NSW in Australia and was driving through a little town called Yass (Some may remember the MYass open 6am sign) and 2 girls are at a sign, one on the other's shoulders just adding 4 or 5 more Ss. Such a waste of time when the name is already perfect!

  • @RegularStupidPeople
    @RegularStupidPeople 2 роки тому +1

    This made me and my inner child laught together

  • @mommashark7533
    @mommashark7533 2 роки тому

    THANK YOU EMKAY

  • @chiggyivyclaw4357
    @chiggyivyclaw4357 2 роки тому +5

    When my friend came to visit me and my exhusband, he brought a package of googly eyes. Throughout his entire stay he just kept putting them on random objects: coffee cups, a carton of milk, a hanging picture, dog toys, you name it. But my favorite was when I went to the bathroom one morning half asleep, lifting up the toilet seat, and finding a pair of huge googly eyes just rattling around staring at me. All that to say yes, googly eyes are the best sort of mild vandalism.

  • @davidgeorge1943
    @davidgeorge1943 2 роки тому

    3:39 Persephone! (canned laughter and other sitcom tropes.)

  • @orionskittles
    @orionskittles Рік тому

    I remember a while back at school, I…somehow had a pencil with me in the bathroom and decided to write the name of my (old) YT channel in the stall. I imagine it’s still there, as I never erased it (as far as I remember) and then our school had to move campuses.
    I love to imagine someone being in the bathroom and noticing some scribbles on the bathroom stall, scrubbing at it for a second, and then squinting and reading what it says and just be super confused

  • @hannahmaisch2495
    @hannahmaisch2495 2 роки тому +1

    Your videos make my day a 100000000% better

  • @Bielzin._.
    @Bielzin._. 2 роки тому +1

    this is the best sub reddit on existence

  • @_hallo_
    @_hallo_ 2 роки тому +2

    I love r/mildlyvandalized it makes me laugh so much for some reason

  • @jaydentplays7485
    @jaydentplays7485 Рік тому +2

    1:40 Do it in everyone’s food.

  • @gackthezyborg
    @gackthezyborg 2 роки тому

    Putting f in front of arts/art will NEVER get old

  • @joemck85
    @joemck85 2 роки тому +1

    If I owned a sign or gas pump or whatever and someone stuck googly eyes on like in these, I would remove them so I could glue them on properly.

  • @sievert547
    @sievert547 2 роки тому +1

    5:39 WHY THEY GOTTA DO MULDER AND SCULLY LIKE THAT 💀

  • @andrewlanglois6362
    @andrewlanglois6362 2 роки тому +1

    Well, if it has David Duchovny in it at 5:45, then I'm not surprised. It's just as stood that Hollywood sells that, while I'm listening to RHCP about Cali dreams

  • @vinnykitty1983
    @vinnykitty1983 2 роки тому +1

    The taco bell restroom do be damp and moist 24/7

  • @zeratul7975
    @zeratul7975 2 роки тому

    Omg that "Road Work Ahead, please apologize" is now a meme?? So proud of my hometown, even if it's just one meme 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lingybalinka1339
    @lingybalinka1339 2 роки тому +2

    This subreddit makes me want to vandalize

  • @larrackell
    @larrackell 2 роки тому

    4:21 I love how scandalized Robin sounded in that "Ooh...!"

  • @MXY...
    @MXY... 2 роки тому +3

    Love this sub, hoping to see more of it

  • @floofe3198
    @floofe3198 2 роки тому +4

    I wish I was at the bussy zone 😳

  • @-__BoltPlayz__-
    @-__BoltPlayz__- 2 роки тому

    Can we commit mindless acts of vandalism?
    Mom: We have vandalism at home
    The vandalism at home:

  • @Basil_Flowerz
    @Basil_Flowerz 2 роки тому

    i remember sometimes when i was traveling with my family id pass under this bridge frame and it would aways say “NUT” atleast 15 times

  • @KamenRiderAliks
    @KamenRiderAliks 2 роки тому

    Omg I loved the censorship noise in this episode

  • @Generalbluethunder
    @Generalbluethunder 2 роки тому +2

    Welcome to the Town of “Emkay”
    Population: 2.7 million
    Symbol: 👌🏻

  • @tacticalnerd1831
    @tacticalnerd1831 2 роки тому +1

    I swear there is a subreddit for everything

  • @loiamofficial
    @loiamofficial 2 роки тому

    Someone In My Elementary School Wrote on The Wall "Well S**t" With Their Own S**t.
    Damn The Boys Bathrooms Insane

  • @emmu4095
    @emmu4095 2 роки тому

    There's this one intersection we'd pass that has this wall thing with "no parking" painted on it, and there's this dude with spray paint that has committed to changing it to "No Barking" every time it's redone. There's even a little dog doodle next to the message now

  • @EP1CxEMAN08
    @EP1CxEMAN08 2 роки тому +1

    That giant pile of gravel smoking reminds me of Ralsei smoking a fat blunt.

  • @OwlsEverywhere
    @OwlsEverywhere 2 роки тому +1

    I am starting to like this subreddit a lot
    Why, you may ask?
    It's where you can find just googly eyes on random things

  • @The_Rat_Queen719
    @The_Rat_Queen719 2 роки тому

    i died laughing at this-

  • @richardperks7776
    @richardperks7776 2 роки тому

    4:29 got to experience this one first hand as it was at my city’s university

  • @jackthefrog80085
    @jackthefrog80085 2 роки тому +1

    Can we talk about Robin's sick skeletor laugh?

  • @sunfishensunfishen2271
    @sunfishensunfishen2271 2 роки тому

    Best bleep sound, this one fucking gets me lol

  • @milo_alstar
    @milo_alstar 2 роки тому +7

    I loved the “ [take] TRUMP [to prison]” road sign sketch xD
    …wait…
    Where are u Going???
    DUDE UR BREAKING THE LAW OF READING COMMENTS STOP


    Don’t say I warned u..







    ‼️O BOY HERE IT COMES‼️
    GET READY FOR IT!!!












    vote to take Trump to Prison
    Here’s the ad 6:44
    Enjoy c:

  • @D3ADC4ANN31
    @D3ADC4ANN31 2 роки тому +1

    2:00 is in an ASDA. I recognize the price tags.

  • @assassincheese0
    @assassincheese0 2 роки тому

    I don't think I stopped laughing for most of the video

  • @ahui4155
    @ahui4155 2 роки тому

    This is now my favourite sub Reddit