Apparently the first night I ever slept with my partner, I farted so loud in the middle of the night that it WOKE THEM UP! They didn’t tell me for another year 💀
Right? 😂 A lifetime ago, when I was in high school, it was time for the end of the year exams and my stomach started making that noise and I was hyper aware that skipping breakfast was not the world's best idea because it sounded like a fart and I was punching my abdomen and grinding my fist into my stomach while people gave me the side eye. So embarrassing!
@TheMotherofTacos Lmfao your name and comment together, 🤣😂💀 Here, so you can see what we see: @TheMotherofTacos 9 days ago "ironic; usually fart is the one holding us hostage 🥲"
@@sgtepic4659There's a difference between acknowledging that you're going to take a shit and actually doing it in front of each other. I've been married for over ten years and have never done either number 1 or number 2 in front of my husband, and don't allow him to do it either. There are limits to everything.
Man, the writing and acting on this is incredible. After you have a script you then have to get into each costume and deliver all of the lines of that character, then repeat for all the other characters individually, then splice all the segments together so they sound and look like it is one continuous conversation. It's hard enough with two characters, this one has at least 6, plus one off screen character. Good job.
The stomach rumbling and the fart being tied down about to break free.. It reminds me of a shart which is the absolute WORST thing that can happen when you're at someone's house 😭😭
Thank goodness I have found someone that I am not ashamed to kick out of the one bathroom for a morning poop ❤ you nailed it (as always) I hope these are as fun for you to create as they are for us to watch
If they are in the shower, you could just use the toilet without kicking them out, at least in an emergency. But only after you have established a certain level of confidence and familiarity in your relationship.
My BF has had a 7am “routine “ since day one. He also understands when I get that desperate look on my face and try to desperately park the car wherever I can find a public RR so I can run in like a maniac and hope that I make it. The only thing he ever says is that everybody poops or he will ask if I feel better
I legit cant leave for work if I dont make it a point to have a coffee and a shite otherwise its gonna hit me halfway there and driving standing up with my cheeks clenched together and sweat pouring off of me is no fun.
Honestly, this is brilliant. Nice comedic spin on this sort of stuff, as you really don't know what your boy/girlfriend will find odd/weird/strange etc and you're too worried about messing it up to find out.
After you’ve been married for over a decade, you’ll just go and not even think twice about it. My wife does…😂 Sometimes I think she’s proud if I start gagging!! 😂
It only makes me go if its hot coffee, oddly i can drink iced coffee with no problem. Though its possible my iced coffee is much more diluted than when i drink it hot.
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Fun story: the first time I met my sister-in-law, I needed to fart really badly so I tried to excuse myself to the toilet. Except we were sat on the floor whilst playing board games, and the minute I went into the crouch position to stand up, that blimming fart took its chance to escape. And it was loud. I was so mortified, but it definitely broke the ice... 😅
"Get out!"
"Yeah that's what I'm trying to do."
I died 🤣🤣🤣
I instantly checked the comments when she said that XDD
same@@garrothhogonokami
@@garrothhogonokamisame
@@k25252 haha!😂
@@emberjaaas yeeeaahh!!!🤣
The fart being tied up and struggling to break free. 😂😂😂
Anybody else hear Queen singing?
@@ashleylancaster8378🎼"Heeeeere we aaaare, born to be kings, we're the princes of the Universe!"🎶
That part got me 😂😂
I was thinking “IWANT TO BREAK FREEEEEEEE!!! I WANT TO BREAK FREEEE
Apparently the first night I ever slept with my partner, I farted so loud in the middle of the night that it WOKE THEM UP! They didn’t tell me for another year 💀
Those stomach gurgle sounds were on POINT
Right? 😂 A lifetime ago, when I was in high school, it was time for the end of the year exams and my stomach started making that noise and I was hyper aware that skipping breakfast was not the world's best idea because it sounded like a fart and I was punching my abdomen and grinding my fist into my stomach while people gave me the side eye. So embarrassing!
It was😂😂😂😂
I believe everybody experiences that even if they don't want to say they do.
This is so relatable i am gonna cry
My stomach only grumbles like this in class when it is silent, I always hold my stomach to try and hide it
Coffee?
"ABSOLUTELY NOT!" 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Haha, that was my favourite bit too , she just lost me there 😂
😅😅
Definitely getting out with that one! 😂
Too bad, it would have been a perfect timing to go to the toilet while the coffee machine is loudly making coffee.
The bunched up hoodie!!!!
Slowly coming unbunched as the situation worsens 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was looking for that comment!😂
Perfect puckering
💀☠️💀💀
The poops thumbs up and facial expressions. I can’t 😂😂😂
I know! 😂😂😂 The expressions kill me! And that stomach growl, lol.
Somehow, I misread that it’s fecal expressions.
@@c-mac9902this comment is gold
@c-mac9902 works both ways 😂😂
"I'll go *right here* if I have to!"😂
I can't wait til I can get her audio book in the US. ❤
Amber Heard
@@josh18230😂
"Do you want a coffee?"
*_Poop starts grinning maniacally..._*
Poor fart: she looked like she was in a hostage situation, more than poop was.
ironic; usually fart is the one holding _us_ hostage 🥲
Dhit
Understandably so 😅
@TheMotherofTacos
Lmfao your name and comment together, 🤣😂💀
Here, so you can see what we see:
@TheMotherofTacos
9 days ago
"ironic; usually fart is the one holding us hostage 🥲"
@@TheMotherofTacos let it go, let it go, can't hold it in anymore
I can't stop laughing at Butt having pulled the cords on the hood tigher 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol😂
She never fails to bring me to tears laughing. This whole universe is pure gold, and I've yet to see another that does it better!
The shower decoy is too real.
The stomach gurgling noises are hilarious!!
The frog face on the stomach is what had me rolling on the floor 😆
I encourage everyone, just be yourself!
Be cool and let that shet out!
These fake standards just ruin our intestines 😂😂😂
yet still keep manners !
@@LolSho0orTs Well, I think most of us can take a shet properly and in a good manner, so yeah! Absolutely!
If she’s not afraid to tell you she just has to take a shit, she’s a keeper.
The other voices in my head told me not to leave a comment here.
Meanwhile all my partners and I have pooped while both of us have been in the bathroom. In the end they weren't keepers
@@sgtepic4659There's a difference between acknowledging that you're going to take a shit and actually doing it in front of each other. I've been married for over ten years and have never done either number 1 or number 2 in front of my husband, and don't allow him to do it either. There are limits to everything.
I was with someone for 13 yrs and never did i announce it lol but certainly never hid it or was afraid to go.
Man, the writing and acting on this is incredible. After you have a script you then have to get into each costume and deliver all of the lines of that character, then repeat for all the other characters individually, then splice all the segments together so they sound and look like it is one continuous conversation. It's hard enough with two characters, this one has at least 6, plus one off screen character.
Good job.
I agree, hilarious, and the hard work is very appreciated
I love how the hoodie is slowly closing…
The stomach rumbling and the fart being tied down about to break free.. It reminds me of a shart which is the absolute WORST thing that can happen when you're at someone's house 😭😭
"fart" is tied up and gagged, brilliant! LMAO. Yep, coffee always does it for me ! "yeah, he knows about me"...LMFAO
Thank goodness I have found someone that I am not ashamed to kick out of the one bathroom for a morning poop ❤ you nailed it (as always) I hope these are as fun for you to create as they are for us to watch
If they are in the shower, you could just use the toilet without kicking them out, at least in an emergency. But only after you have established a certain level of confidence and familiarity in your relationship.
My BF has had a 7am “routine “ since day one. He also understands when I get that desperate look on my face and try to desperately park the car wherever I can find a public RR so I can run in like a maniac and hope that I make it. The only thing he ever says is that everybody poops or he will ask if I feel better
The fart looking like a kidnapping victim sent me. 💀
Those stomach nosies are the ultimate betrayal 😂
I legit cant leave for work if I dont make it a point to have a coffee and a shite otherwise its gonna hit me halfway there and driving standing up with my cheeks clenched together and sweat pouring off of me is no fun.
This made me laugh so hard.... Definitely NOT because the good ole stand and squeeze and I know each other well.... Too well.
Keep the no poo fantasy going for as long as possible
‘He’s not gonna fancy us if he knows we 💩’ 😂😂
Hilarious! Holy hell! The Butt having the hood scrunched up made me snort 😂
That “fart” scene has got me absolutely rolling 🤣
Just poop. There's the toilet. I'll pretend I don't know about it and won't visit the toilet right after.
Yes I’m getting out of here! Lmaoooo I’m dying😂
Honestly, this is brilliant. Nice comedic spin on this sort of stuff, as you really don't know what your boy/girlfriend will find odd/weird/strange etc and you're too worried about messing it up to find out.
Brilliant and spot on 😂
“ABSOLUTELY NOT”
“Haha, yes! I’m getting out of here”
😭😭😭😭😭😭
I love how the hoodie is scrunched up on the butt 😂😂😂😂😂
When we lived in our rental home we had just 1 bathroom and every time, as if on cue, I always had to go as soon as he stepped into the shower. Agony!
After you’ve been married for over a decade, you’ll just go and not even think twice about it. My wife does…😂 Sometimes I think she’s proud if I start gagging!! 😂
I love that the poop has the crazy eyes! hahah
This literally happened to me after he made me dinner 🙄 Half hour later he asks if I'm alive. I say "Yes... don't come in here" 🤦🏻♀️
the good ol shower decoy xD just aim the shower at some bottles so it kinda sounds like ya in there and not the throne
This, is clearly from someone that KNOWS and has been there and I love it so hard
Perfection lmao
I need someone with a high tolerance for tmi bc I will straight up be like “bro it’s the shining in these shorts I’m dying”
It’s nervousness and both male/ female experience this.
He definitely used the shower as a decoy for a sneaky deuce, that was so quick 😂
Too relatable 😂
The hood tightening a la a tightening sphincter is absolutely genius
Imagine all the difficulty being released if you just had the confidence to just be like, "I gotta take a dump!"
Not that I would but imagine lol
😂😂 This is so relatable!!
I love how the brain has the top that says good energy on and it’s the one saying bad energy 😂😂😂😂😂
The sphincter tracky hood 🤣🤣🤣, the escaping fart and the growling stomach, so good.❤❤❤
Why does coffee make people poop? Is it cuz it's warm? Idk. 😅
It’s a diuretic, which speeds up the process.
a regular cup of joe makes you go and tea makes the other thing flow
The caffeine acts as a mild laxative
It only makes me go if its hot coffee, oddly i can drink iced coffee with no problem. Though its possible my iced coffee is much more diluted than when i drink it hot.
@@melbell0865 Diuretics are about pee, laxatives are for poop
New relationships are the best but also ...
This is what youtube was made for.
That shower was quick af
Normal time to shower tbh
@@Zyncra hell nah
“I’m gettin out of here,” we’ve all heard that whisper 😂😂
Fart trying to be freed 😂😂😂😂
Upping the ante... Newish relationship. Hotel rooms. Those ridiculous glass screens between the bedroom and the bathroom. Agony.
I've used the bathroom by the gym or pool before to avoid blowing up the room lol
17 years in the relationship and I still do it. I can't stand those horrible bathrooms
“I think she’s gonna break free!”
the fart just being tied up💀-you got me laughing so hard lol
I was never this early... Also farts ruin lives
I love the stomach sounds!!! 😂😂😂
Not the stomach noises 😂😂
Brain wearing a ‘Good Energy’ jumper while showering you with negative energy is so accurate 😂
I loveee this one its a repost but one of my favs ❤❤❤
Quite relatable considering I'm a boy
The stomach sounds crsck me up every time 🤣🤣
I thought it’ll be by the thumbnail
But at the beginning of relationships: o
But at the end/later of/into a relationship: O
Nah that fart tied up like that....comedy gold
Well dang it, now my body functions have a british accent 😂😂😂
This is hysterical! EVERYONE has this conversation with their body at the beginning of a relationship! 😂❤
The stomach looked like a catfish 😂
The stomach noises are so on point 👌🏻
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infinitely relatable
This woman is a genius.
As a man all I can think is that I WISH I could find a lady that is this concerned about what I think!
Not the fart being tied up.😅😅
So accurate! 😂
The reason 2 bathrooms are a life necessity.
this is wholesome 💀💀💀
Fun story: the first time I met my sister-in-law, I needed to fart really badly so I tried to excuse myself to the toilet. Except we were sat on the floor whilst playing board games, and the minute I went into the crouch position to stand up, that blimming fart took its chance to escape. And it was loud. I was so mortified, but it definitely broke the ice... 😅
Everything about this is a MASTERPIECE!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
As for me, everytime I try to sneak one, he goes in the bathroom straight after. EVERY SINGLE TIME.
Lost it at the stomach. Both times 🤣😂
Thank you, Hayley! All the best to you!!
Every time you make a stomach noise in a video I lose it laughing and my family thinks I'm possessed 😂🤣
bruh my pride wont let me fart in front of my boyfriend and now God wants to strike me down and has made me gassy at his house twice in a row 😭
This whole scenario is so wrong, but so on point on every level! 😂😂😂
Im pretty sure most guys are not aware that women poop. I was shocked learning that my male coworker poops today. Its always a surprise!
Just poop we don't care😂
This was one of the funniest things I’ve seen on UA-cam period and I scroll a lot. lol So good!! Subscribed!!
The fart held hostage is hilarious
😂😂😂 Love it!
She really shines in this one!!! LOVE!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
This is brilliant!! 😂❤
Lol hilarious. Best short ive seen in a while
Turd Burglar costume is simply perfection
Turdglar
This woman is THE BEST!
This is a brilliant skit!
Love your work, Hayley 😂
I swear I just laughed for 3 min straight, that was hilarious and it just got better and better 😂😂😂
I can't with the stomach LOL 😂
😂😂😂 I'm in stitches