Just Johnnay he get mad and come up with some shit to clap back with next episode. Watch him come with the heat now that he'll have had 2 weeks to come up with shit to say lol!
I was thinking the same thing. The Michael Jackson costume guy or dumbfounded or Doboy or Kevonstage should’ve gotten detention! None of them said anything.
Vashew Brent looks like a kid. Amber alerts are sent to everyone in the area's phone when a child is kidnapped and they usually include a description of the car in which the child is taken. the joke was that every time Brent gets into an uber, an Amber alert is sent out with a description. & now that I've explained it, it's not funny.
Yeah he pretty good lol but he always sending boo to detention for nothing 😂 boo says corny jokes but there is a whole lot funny ones sandwich in between them
David funny as hell but the fat jokes get him every time. Kraig says the most random things and they still funny as fuck. Pat got that sneaky, intelligent humour. Doboy and Kev got a lot of hit or miss jokes. When they hit tho, they really hit. Tony and Brent don't be roasting too much but they still got nice jokes.
yeah but id like to see them be a bit more creative when it comes to roasts, like week after week they be kinda saying the same stuff towards you. at the same time, i get that its a roast and a laugh is a laugh
“Tony got caught feeding a parrot a chicken sandwich” Hahaha! Y’all don’t even understand how deep Kraig mind is! Seriously how...how can one roast like that
@@kingjosh0453 - I'd say Kraig is the funniest, but David is a close second. Since Kraig ain't with ADD no more, I guess that'll make David the Roast Me king, for now.
Kraig kills 80% of his jokes. Honestly though, Pat should have never been sent to detention. The way he cracked David on sorry for 2004 and Dumbfounddead on the ordering of his costume was precise!
YALL KEEP ASKING ABOUT TEDDY: "For those of you asking about the status of Teddy: ADD and Teddy mutually decided to go our separate ways in regards to the Roast Me show. Teddy has some bigger opportunities both with All Def and on his own accord that he wanted to explore and we fully support him in all his endeavors - Kevonstage" this was posted 2 months ago, so chill.
Whoever sits next to Kraig gotta be strong af cause he always pushing the shit out of them.
Mel Cros i noticed it too as soon as i read your comment😂
😩😆😆😆😆👏🏾
Legend has it that 9/11 wasnt a plane crash it was just Craig laughing beside the Towers
You know you about to get flamed when kraig touch your shoulder
@@joe.limbus 💀💀😂😆bruh💀💀this a fire one😂😂😂😂
Boo the only person who can make a joke, they laugh, then he gets sent to detention 😂
ItsObsession NotTalent Facts 😂😂
Fr lmao
he also gets toxic
Boos not funny that’s why
All the time
David be looking hurt as hell after jokes lmaoooo
Just Johnnay it seem like he be getting mad
He always salty and petty af
Just Johnnay he get mad and come up with some shit to clap back with next episode. Watch him come with the heat now that he'll have had 2 weeks to come up with shit to say lol!
Just Johnnay its just his lips that be making him look like that lmaoo
Lmao hell yea he be hella hurt
Boo: Tells a joke
Everyone: Laughs
Brandon: Laughs
Also Brandon: You did good, but I gotta send Boo to detention
I was thinking the same thing. The Michael Jackson costume guy or dumbfounded or Doboy or Kevonstage should’ve gotten detention! None of them said anything.
@@mobid.2084 Michael Jackson costume didn't say nothing
The real episodes they dont show all the bad jokes , some people upload them on youtube youll get why ppl get sent even tho it didnt seem they should
@@coreybanks4943 facts bro
@@detroitmidunkin2138 he not even a comedian...he a rapper, to quote one of the jokes directed toward him "nobody nose why you're here"
David always looks like he didnt know he was gonna get roasted
Joe Budden 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Exactly, he be looking butt hurt
Kevin Durants Burner Account lmaoooooo
Yooo fr 😂
Ong😂😂😭
"Brent has a 12 year old nemesis" kraig always has me rolling 😂😂
jaspreet arora 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭
He not even that funny but that was a good joke
Ice Cube shutcho no humor having ass up kraig the goat
jaspreet arora. Brent look like floyd mayweathers lil cousin
jaspreet arora. Pat look like bill ny the science guy
“Pat made a pallet for a dead bird out of his own underwear” LMAO kraig is so complex with his roast. Who thinks of that
Kyle Watson nah he deserves all credit.
@Kyle Watson it was original give him all the credit I can tell you're no fun at anything
@Kyle Watson you was the type of kid to snitch on your cousin for counting to 19 instead of 20 in hide n seek😂😂
He's a genius
Kraig be laughing the hardest at his own jokes 😂😂
Kenisha Warren there’s always a pause before he does, I be weak 😂
It’s so funny 😆
That’s what makes him Kraig Smiff
Most of the time it be funny😂😂😂
I thought I was the only one that noticed.
Dumbfounded:I'm a crash test dummy
DoBoy: cause we know you can't drive 💀💀
He walked right into it too.
How could they send doboy to detention after that roast?! lol
Lmao
Queen AdeReign he a battle Rapper why he on this
I died xD
he crashed right in to it
"Every time Brent gets into an uber I get an Amber Alert" 😭
Bre Williams am I the only one who doesn't understand the joke..?🤤
Vashew Brent looks like a kid. Amber alerts are sent to everyone in the area's phone when a child is kidnapped and they usually include a description of the car in which the child is taken. the joke was that every time Brent gets into an uber, an Amber alert is sent out with a description. & now that I've explained it, it's not funny.
Henri Hussar 😂😂😂😂
I read this right after he said it
That made me ☠
I couldn't sit by Kraig, he be hitting and pushing people 😂💀
Nyahhh "laugh with me!"
Nyahhh Kev called that up 2 episodes ago 😂😂
Nyahhh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My girl- how many times are you going to watch the same episodes?
Me- ......yes.
🤣🤣
I kill it 2 man
Bro!!! 😅😂
Facts 🤣🤣🤣
😭😭😭😭😭🎯🎯🎯🎯
Lil Uzi Flirt LOL
Brent is underrated
Lmao
"Brent got a 12year old nemesis" lmaoooo
LMFAO! 💀💀💀💀
I cried
djdbag 🤣😂
⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
Boo was roasting at the last supper😂
Uriah Washington that's got me when tony said that
Uriah Washington man i would love to go see the most high and brother Jesus is roasting. Ci would love it
Uriah Washington boo look like he wanna borrow $5 for a bottle of "ripple"
Doboy look like he sweat White American cheese 😂😂😂
1k
Pat: Hey, brent stiil get bullied.
Kraig: Ah, by kids.
You got a 12-year old nemesis.
LMAOOOO
Pat and Kraig the funniest ones
That took me TF out 😂😂
@@jkenn2011 that was a cool tag team momment
boo the king of detention lol
@Keshawn Christian tahir is not funny
Him and Kev lol
"Tahir on UA-cam makes Krispy Kreme unboxing videos" 💀😂
“Tony lost his nipple trying to breastfeed an iguana!” What ?!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Kraig made no sense but it was still mad funny
Nothing he says ever does. But he is the funniest person on RoastMe
That's the power of kraig. He hilarious just off a unique delivery
And then he starts dying from his own jokes. Makes them even funnier
Abigail McBean I know, rite. You can’t help but laugh. 😂😂🤣🤣
Abigail McBean that man be having me in tears 😂😂😂. He always say some shit that make u say what while laughing.
“Precious looks like a Ugandan gunrunner” 💀
LMFAOOOO
@@ShizzieShizz7310:24
💀💀💀💀💀💀
Patrick is quick witted. Him and Kev be crackin me up
Lmao that Ruben Studdard joke killed me.
@@AnitaHanjaaab Right 🤣🤣🤣
That dude BOO is lowkey funnyy "YO SHOES LOOK LIKE YOU BEEN PLAYING KICKBALL WITH GRENADES" IM CRYING!
He either says some real dumb shit or some fire
Diamond you look cute on your pic.😘
@@edgardomateo6459 catfish lmao
@@edgardomateo6459 10/10 balancing skills for that hat g
Diamond Woldon 😂😂 no cap boo underrated
“Doughboy gon have jelly stains on his casket pillow”😭😭😭😭😭 they got me weak af this episode.
😂😂😂😂😂
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Damn ⚰️
Boo: Makes the whole group die laughing
Boo also: Gets sent to detention instantly
???🤣
Episode got cut
David be taking it to heart
And why Craig be stomping harder than Columbus Short when he tell joke
Right 😭
Dead😂😂😂
Everything gotta go through 15 layers of fat before it reaches David's heart
Wurmin' You noticed that too! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
no he don't that's just how we look when we roast in macon
Dumbfounded look like he jailbreak calculators
😭
Omg😂😂😂😂
Lmfaooo
😂😂😂😂😂
Nah
Precious need to be a regular
LeanandCuisine lowkey
Agreed!
LeanandCuisine FACTS
Agree.
FACTSSSSS
"DoBoy gon' have jelly stains on his casket pillow." 😂
“DoBoy look like he missed his dad funeral over a hot pocket...just gimme a few minutes with the body man”
Why did i see this one as he said it😂😂
“Tony looks like the manager at Trader Joe’s” 💯💯
When Kraig said Brent got a 12 year old nemesis I LOST IT 😂😂😂😂
"precious looks like a Uganda gun runner" lmaooo
“Ya shoes look like you been playing kickball with grenades”😂😂😂😂😂
Boo underrated lmaoo "you look like a crip stripper" the way he said that had me dying 😂💀💀
Boo the only person who can make a joke, they laugh, then he gets sent to detention 😂
i don’t think kraig ever said anything not funny
His shit be naming no sense but be funny as hell
lsierra624 fr
Thank you!!!!
He just has a good ass delivery lmfao
Kraig be funny as hell
Kraig just puts random words together but it works somehow and if it don't he will just laugh as hard as possible
David Jackson exactly
I
It's funny but he looks like he reads some off his fone but they still funny as shit
Ik right but that kinda smart tho but he wont do it all the time but he will most of times
Kraig Smith comes up with the weeirrrdeessttt shit but it's so funny😂😂
Lila Rose Kali ❤
They never get old
So unorthodox lmao
IKR i be dying laughing
Nobody:
David: Surprised Pikachu Face
" do boy body shaped like a palm olive Bottle"
*whispers* " Family Size*
I'm deceased 😂
J Vocals Snapchat?
Rest in peace
“Sorry for 2004!!!! 🔥🔥🔥😂💀😂💀
Finally Patrick On Roast Me!!. Lmao
on god bro we been waiting ever since we seen his skill on great taste
Crazy cause he a director lol
1bigjr I used to want him but now I see why he's not on
How you send Boo to detention when crash dummy and thriller over there mute🤦🏾♂️
LMAO
They use to livestream roast me so they cut a lot of jokes when they edit. That’s why it looks like they stayed there without saying jokes
Dumbfounded had a few good ones
*"He look like he got a twelve year old nemesis"*
When Precious killed David with - "Men in Large". 😂😂😂😂😂
"men *at* large*
Nick Brink why yo profile look like an under age suge Knight
You are a man at large
I couldn't stop laughing when they said Tony Baker looked like a manager at Trader Joe's! Tony is one of my favorites, but they got him with that one!
I don’t think Brandon ever gets credit for being a great host, he really keeps the flow going and gives everybody a chance
dont know why he put patrick in detention but left tahir alone. tahir didnt say shit the whole episode
"he look like Floyd Mayweather's grandma" 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah he pretty good lol but he always sending boo to detention for nothing 😂 boo says corny jokes but there is a whole lot funny ones sandwich in between them
Tony got caught feeding a parrot a chicken sandwich 💀💀💀💀
KillJoy5950 i dont get it
2PercentMusic Tony does animal voiceover videos on instagram, so Kraig jokes about him being an animal weirdo.
They had a bad news delivery challenge and that was one of the jokes.
@@2percentmusic204 Parrots and chickens are both birds + parrots don't eat meat, so technically, it would be cannibalism, which is weird.
😂
David always look like he in his feelings 😂😂😂
Unicorn Skyë really thought I was the only one, he look he can’t take a joke😂
Oshay J and he also looks like he cant take a break from eating
For real
Pouty mouth headass
iwannaseeit1979 😂😂😂😂
Kraig. Be laughing harder at his on joke then any body else 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
dakaria .H ctfu it be funny af too
Its his secret weapon
🤣😩😫😂
dakaria .H right 😂😂😂😂😆💯💯
Kraig laughs so loud that Brandon thinks the whole class be laughing...
That’s why he never been to detention
Q Money went from roast me to life in prison… life really comes at you fast 💀
Dang, I just realized that’s him
Tony don't talk much but when he does it's fire lmao
Lol I feel like he mostly just came to watch and chill.
Craig stay roasting Tony and dat shit be extremely funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
L-Dog The Great he ain't give Tony a break 😂😂😂
Boo's kickball joke was underrated 🔥🔥🔥 lol
Wit grenades😂😂😂😂
Lol hilarious!
And when u picture it in yo head funny x5
Boo was KILLING it in the beginning and they sent him to detention when like 4 other people said nothing lmao
“ he looks like a manager at Trader Joe’s” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When they said Tony look like a manager at trader Joe's, I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
KRAIG'S JOKES ARE NEVER DRY! LOL
King Hustle rarely
I dont get kraigs jokes.
no one does lmao
Im howling when Precious starts dying with laughter.
Kraig SWEARS all his jokes are SOOOOO funny, he laughs so hard 😂😂😂
OFFtheWallBRE they really not that funny
Mega McQueen's Mom right! 😂😂😂😂
They be funny then his laugh makes it more
QUEEN_BRE all his jokes are random that makes it funny
QUEEN_BRE amen
"Brent got a 12 year old nemesis." 😂
Billy somewhere with a shake weight right now.
King Arthur Beats that's funny
King Arthur Beats shake weight got mustard stains
“You look like something someone drew with their left hand” is underrated tho
Kraig never fails to amuse me.. He can say the lamest joke but the delivery is what always catches me
David funny as hell but the fat jokes get him every time. Kraig says the most random things and they still funny as fuck. Pat got that sneaky, intelligent humour. Doboy and Kev got a lot of hit or miss jokes. When they hit tho, they really hit. Tony and Brent don't be roasting too much but they still got nice jokes.
thesens8 I really don’t be hurt that’s just my look
yeah but id like to see them be a bit more creative when it comes to roasts, like week after week they be kinda saying the same stuff towards you. at the same time, i get that its a roast and a laugh is a laugh
True
Brent funny af only thing is he rarely says a joke unless someone comes for him first.
Kevonstage killed me with “bo puts the boo in boo” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Pat did David dirty with the Ruben joke. I'm rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Precious should’ve always been the TA!!!!
YES
D.A. Ragland Agreed!!
D.A. Ragland hell yea, she sound like I female kmoorethegoat to
Aiko's accent makes the roasts sound even funnier though, i was crying from her reading that swisher sweet joke
She sound like Rah Digga
brent look like he on beyond scared straight
detcipe lmfao
😐
Brent looks like the next lesbian to be on Orange is the new black 😂
detcipe LMAO
Brent look like somebody has to burp him after he drinks milk
The Ruben studdard one TOOK. ME. OUT💀
Schondra The Writer nah, the Girth Brooks was funnier lmao.
I come back once in a while just to rewatch some episodes. I miss this show so much.
I love the way Brandon says "Craig Shmiiitthhh"!!!
Angela Harrison thank you
Me too!😂
the shhquaddd
I thought I was the only one 😂
Knee pads
Kraig laugh at his own jokes to make everyone else laugh or he'll wait till everyone laugh so he can
Lil Bobby right
Lil Bobby you aint lying 🤥 Craig funny as hell though. He that uncle at the family reunion telling all the jokes
he gotta make sure they hit first lol
U obviously never made urself laugh
Yeah but his jokes kill everybody lol
Doboy & Tahir bout to rob a foodbank together
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
david babae used that in the best Halloween character great taste
Hahahahahahaha
They peel out in mopeds.
i love that brandon starts every video off with an insult to doboy🤣🤣
When Kraig got Precious w the military joke 😂😂😂😂
“Tony got caught feeding a parrot a chicken sandwich” Hahaha! Y’all don’t even understand how deep Kraig mind is! Seriously how...how can one roast like that
Lmfaooo one day David gonna end up crying.
sammysusu95 bruh he do look like Ruben
+Enyawd Nar'raw 😂😂😂
Aye that shit killed me
The face he make when he get roasted is hilarious
He be in his feelings 😂
Yall should have permanently kept precious as the Teacher assistant
Yea her and the Asian girl rotate lol
@@dozhadeville444 and that one white girl
facts 😂
Heidi lmfao @@dondanana9573
"precious look like a Ugandan gun runner" lmao!! kraig be Killin me!!
You can tell Patrick was ready for this 😂
Nick Presley exactly
Hahaha forreal he came with it
Kraig came back for his title this week
THE NBA STORYTELLER no he laugh so hard after his own joke
Mega McQueen's Mom yea cuz they be that funny lol
Kewan Brown they’re really not in my opinion I believe David is the funniest
@@kingjosh0453 - I'd say Kraig is the funniest, but David is a close second. Since Kraig ain't with ADD no more, I guess that'll make David the Roast Me king, for now.
Brent killed Pat with the Lisa Bonet joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I see why they never have Pat on here. He'd turn every episode into a blood bath. That dude does not miss.
WeAreN1nja hell he created the show lol he better have that fire
My fave roasters:
5 - Brent
4 - Brandon
3 - DoBoy/KevOnStage
2 - Billy Sorrels/Dave
1 - Kraig (GOAT)
My fave special guests (Updated):
3 - DumbFoundDead
2 - Tony Baker / Jay Wheelz
1 - Donterio Hundon
My fave TA:
1 - Precious
I got David at second best, he rebuttals strong lol
Bra Life thanks bruh
Tony not really a special guest thats like callin broady a special guest
No Patrick🤦🏽♂️
Tahira And Doboy Are Cringy Sometimes I Would Toast They Life Away😭😭
ONE OF THE BEST ROAST ME EPISODES EVER.
"jelly stains on his casket pillow" pure GENIUS!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣
“tony look like the manager at trader joes” 😩😂😂😂
CeraMusic that one had me weak 😂😂
Precious needs to be the TA every week😂😂😂
I can't look at Tony Baker without thinking about #creamcornsandwiches . That shit still breaks my heart ❤️✌🏾
Lmaooo
Kourtney B facts
Yes he came a long way
That man Tony really does look like he would get caught feeding a parrot a chicken sandwich lmfaooooo 🔥🔥😂😂😂😂
Kraig kills 80% of his jokes. Honestly though, Pat should have never been sent to detention. The way he cracked David on sorry for 2004 and Dumbfounddead on the ordering of his costume was precise!
nauticalstarfish why they get detention anyway
What did dumbfounded say during this episode? And somehow no detention
"Tony lost a nipple tryna breastfeed an iguana" bruhhh lmfao I'm dead
Kraig always destroy Tony with the animal roast 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dhilen Indigo true
Dhilen Indigo I swear there be something behind that
Trent Will cuz Tony does animal voiceovers on instagram
Precious is funny AF @ 6:58! The way she read it was what made it funnier. 😂
Finally the great taste goat Pat is on roast me, my life is complete
now all we need is teddy vs doboy back
Exactly
ChckChckBoom same
ChckChckBoom bruh his favorite game was Zelda he can't be the goat
ChckChckBoom he was funny on here though
Precious!!!!! Why the hell isn't precious a roaster in this?
Every episode with Detective Coleslaw is a good episode for me
Finally Pat is on Roast Me 🤣😍
9:21 Brent doing the "waaah" got me in tears 😂
Right 🤣
Kraig be forcing his laugh when he makes jokes lmao
I screamed for Patrick like he was my baby in a recital 😂😂😂 make mama proud Cloud!
Quann Morr 😂🤣
YALL KEEP ASKING ABOUT TEDDY: "For those of you asking about the status of Teddy: ADD and Teddy mutually decided to go our separate ways in regards to the Roast Me show. Teddy has some bigger opportunities both with All Def and on his own accord that he wanted to explore and we fully support him in all his endeavors - Kevonstage"
this was posted 2 months ago, so chill.
“Brent saw a shooting star and wished for longer legs”fse😂😂😂