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  • Killing all the NPC's wasn't a good idea...
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    Maidenless behaviour in Elden Ring

КОМЕНТАРІ • 141

  • @nabielpramana
    @nabielpramana 2 роки тому +277

    This game never misses a chance to say that you got no bitches

    • @MrHaVoKeR
      @MrHaVoKeR 2 роки тому +4

      lmao dead i am, maidenless xDDD thats got to be a meme already

    • @MasterCobble
      @MasterCobble Рік тому

      YAH WELL TOO BAD WE CAN STILL GET RANNI

  • @changedname636
    @changedname636 2 роки тому +34

    Killing merchant kale is the most maidenless behavior, even more maidenless than killing turtle pope

  • @arthurbekaert1274
    @arthurbekaert1274 2 роки тому +27

    Attacking Varre for calling you maidenless is just proving his point.
    If you truly want to be a Gigachad, aquire the finger Maiden spirit ash and invade Varre in Mogh mausoleum and watch as he whines and beg for Mogh to save him. And get his armor while you are there

  • @imnotslime1489
    @imnotslime1489 2 роки тому +140

    Ngl him killing the npcs made me feel real bad ngl 😔😔

  • @elbowman5530
    @elbowman5530 2 роки тому +249

    I can tell you, killing the NPC at the start is not a good idea

    • @halostormx7827
      @halostormx7827 2 роки тому +59

      Whether he dies or not, STILL maidenless

    • @mynameisnobody454
      @mynameisnobody454 2 роки тому +27

      What happens, I couldn't stomach being called bitchless, I've been fine so far

    • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
      @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 2 роки тому +31

      @@mynameisnobody454 | Dude gives you a shortcut that lets you skip a swamp full of giant Celid crows, dogs, and invading phantoms (who
      all attack you at once) as well as a hellish nightmare forest of giant teleporting skeletons with instant-killing atomic breath like Godzilla. Also he lets you give yourself glowy red eyes in the cosmetics menu, and gives you early access to the best rune-farming spot in the entire game.
      Personally, I hate farming runes to level up because it feels like cheating, but it's still extremely handy for letting you buy as much titanite as you want extremely quickly, allowing you to have fun experimenting with all sorts of crazy weapons.

    • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
      @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 2 роки тому +22

      @@mynameisnobody454 | TL;DR: ya dun goofed real bad.

    • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
      @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 2 роки тому +20

      @@mynameisnobody454 | Also if it makes you feel better, he too is maidenless.
      ...because he murdered her.

  • @mareczek00713
    @mareczek00713 2 роки тому +20

    Okay, killing NPCs I can forgive BUT NOT FUCKING ATTEMPTING TO HURT MY SUPER CUTE SWEETROLL RODERIKA!!!
    THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, MAN???!!!

  • @nighthawk4502
    @nighthawk4502 2 роки тому +20

    Other people: defeating margit at level 1 completely naked.
    Me:grinding bosses and random enemies till I’m level 70 with good gear before I kill Margit.

    • @Axxxel_in_Harlem
      @Axxxel_in_Harlem 2 роки тому +1

      Git gud.

    • @Bleilock1
      @Bleilock1 2 роки тому

      @@Axxxel_in_Harlem he did, its called farming
      jokes aside, i didnt even think about going after him before level 45

  • @Acesahn
    @Acesahn 2 роки тому +70

    Guard counters seem amazing, until you use it against an enemy that flurries in such a way that its suicidal to do so, then you stop using it cuz it got you killed a few times... then you forget it exists. Tell me that didn't happen to you.

    • @openshores4288
      @openshores4288 2 роки тому +1

      yup never used it in fights, too slow, id rather run

    • @dragonator36
      @dragonator36 2 роки тому +3

      Guard Counters carried my ass till endgame lol

    • @kriz5645
      @kriz5645 2 роки тому +2

      Bro fr

    • @Acesahn
      @Acesahn 2 роки тому +3

      @@dragonator36 Really? I found that later enemies attacked through the shield without staggering, making the opening to use a guard counter nearly impossible in time for the next attack.

    • @Bleilock1
      @Bleilock1 2 роки тому

      actually i used it till i learned to parry and realised that the actual first shield i got as a bandit is actually the best shield in the game, after that i forgot about guard counters
      (though guard counters seem to be effective vs those annoying stone guys in dungeons, along with the that night rider flail

  • @peterheck2429
    @peterheck2429 2 роки тому +2

    What you did to that creepy bloody finger and that merchant was peak maidenless behavior

  • @Pine2142
    @Pine2142 2 роки тому +16

    Never took the hug, never will. I don't want no STDs.

    • @Kradily
      @Kradily 2 роки тому +5

      Don't really understand why people are simping over that...thing she literally bangs dead people to bring them back to life after draining the life energy from the living she is a literal succubus but gives the energy to the dead.

    • @Pine2142
      @Pine2142 2 роки тому +1

      @@Kradily Exactly as soon as saw she was the "deathbed companion" and literally sleeping with a dead guy I assumed she was evil.

    • @jordanbrown3660
      @jordanbrown3660 2 роки тому

      @@Pine2142 I haven't done her full questline yet, so idk if my opinion of her will change, but when I first met her I interpreted her character as a "miracle healer" with a dark twist. I don't think she's EVIL (again, haven't done the quest, so idk), she's just forced to harm one person if she wants to save another.

    • @MrAlcuard
      @MrAlcuard 2 роки тому +1

      if you want to complete her quest you will take a few hugs, rewards are nice

    • @alcherion5268
      @alcherion5268 2 роки тому

      But dragon lightning rewards tho

  • @marlonc7668
    @marlonc7668 2 роки тому +48

    Omg I needed this video. This game is amazing but I forgot it's an entire world of dark souls!

  • @kurtozz5089
    @kurtozz5089 2 роки тому +5

    "Go away vespoid", so i guess i'm not the only one who calls them that way

  • @ShiftK
    @ShiftK 2 роки тому +10

    1:44 we out here protecting our waifus

  • @emprahtherocket8175
    @emprahtherocket8175 2 роки тому +80

    4:01 Why did you attack him? He gives you a free crafting kit.

    • @EXP.Expired
      @EXP.Expired 2 роки тому +18

      Because he’s a baller

    • @givemedemmemez9322
      @givemedemmemez9322 2 роки тому +11

      It's not free since you have to pay for it :P

    • @halostormx7827
      @halostormx7827 2 роки тому +24

      @@givemedemmemez9322 300 runes sounds like a lot.. until you need like 100,000 to level up once lol

    • @givemedemmemez9322
      @givemedemmemez9322 2 роки тому +6

      @HalostormX yeah, I'm already up to almost 300k runes per level >.>

    • @ShebastianReyes
      @ShebastianReyes 2 роки тому +1

      maidenless behavior ain't gonna behave itself

  • @jaredbowman7764
    @jaredbowman7764 2 роки тому +6

    7:20 Ah man you missed an opportunity for a "Is that fuckin cat?" meme! Loved the video!

  • @jetsverse
    @jetsverse 2 роки тому +5

    1:40 - 1:59 that had no business being that funny 🤣

  • @SBaguettes
    @SBaguettes 2 роки тому +6

    NOT THE DONKEY RIDING MERCHANT!!! 😆💀

  • @IgonDrakeWarrior
    @IgonDrakeWarrior 2 роки тому +3

    💀 even dying he still has to remind you that you are maidenless

  • @Tenraiden
    @Tenraiden Рік тому +1

    That Berserk music 🥲 RIP Miura sama 😢😢😢

  • @nokiaphone113
    @nokiaphone113 2 роки тому +4

    The thumbnail…. This guy is from the future lol

  • @Asrael871
    @Asrael871 2 роки тому +1

    dude the song right at the beginning, i swear i almost cried

  • @apexpredator1281
    @apexpredator1281 2 роки тому +2

    That thumbnail hitting different today 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @statesminds
    @statesminds 2 роки тому +2

    Those monsters that make you bleed and jump out in the dungeon with the fire and creepy cat messed me up so much lmao

  • @_ThePizzaGuy_
    @_ThePizzaGuy_ 2 роки тому +6

    Fucking lost it at the donkey merchant fight xD

  • @austiny8437
    @austiny8437 2 роки тому +2

    the will smith picture is perfect after last night

  • @Jaimyoutubing
    @Jaimyoutubing 2 роки тому +8

    I can't leave a like, simply because he killed poor Kale. XD

  • @thegk-verse4216
    @thegk-verse4216 2 роки тому +4

    N O M A I D E N ?

  • @Lu-bc3pl
    @Lu-bc3pl 2 роки тому +2

    man ct killing all the npc’s is so hard to watch cause it’s a stupid thing to do but it’s good at the same time cause now i don’t have to kill them just to see what happens

  • @chester1882
    @chester1882 2 роки тому +3

    Smh when you killed the starting merchant

  • @BaristaGames
    @BaristaGames 2 роки тому

    Home boy just popped in the disc and automatically choiced violence as his avatar

  • @BullyMaguiretheForbiddenOne
    @BullyMaguiretheForbiddenOne 2 роки тому +3

    The Will Smith thumbnail aged well

  • @GooCH9
    @GooCH9 2 роки тому +3

    love the Berserk reference intro, i love ur content.. helps me forget my depression

  • @groundchele
    @groundchele 2 роки тому +1

    "go away vespoid"

  • @jellywarrior9328
    @jellywarrior9328 2 роки тому +1

    6:35 HE JUST GOR RINGED ON!

  • @SpookyLumi
    @SpookyLumi 2 роки тому +2

    Great start to the video

  • @Deadsticle
    @Deadsticle 2 роки тому +2

    Mmmh using Will Smith for this aged well.

  • @Cragmortis
    @Cragmortis 2 роки тому

    Is that message on the title picture by the Mt.Gilmere? That is my friends message.

  • @kinguchiha6212
    @kinguchiha6212 2 роки тому

    Rolling into attacks is much better than rolling away from them makes it that much easier to punish

  • @bonfire9630
    @bonfire9630 2 роки тому +5

    Playing a souls game for the first time must be soooo nice... Im jealous :(

    • @Chilledtiger
      @Chilledtiger  2 роки тому +4

      Yep it was very fun indeed, i am totally consumed by the game.
      But i finally finished it now, time for 2nd run!

    • @bonfire9630
      @bonfire9630 2 роки тому +2

      @@Chilledtiger Glad to hear new people are getting into the Souls Games. :) Once you get the hang of it, its so much fun and rewarding. Wish you alot of fun in Future runs :3

  • @srirambs967
    @srirambs967 2 роки тому

    ...about varre. He was the one who killed your maiden!! You can find her corpse just before limgrave enterance and both his hands and his weapon are covered in blood so...

  • @zohebpasha96
    @zohebpasha96 2 роки тому

    An honourable tarnished will never comprehend the atrocities of the maidenless

  • @truth.honesty
    @truth.honesty 2 роки тому +1

    I remember when I came to defeat soldier of godrick because I missed him and didn't go down the hole. At level 40. I was his boss lmfao

  • @jemandjemand2362
    @jemandjemand2362 Місяць тому

    i killed almost everything in this game. not the blind chicks, and not the Loux chick and not latenna. but all the ynnoying ones. and merchants

  • @ruebenaragon493
    @ruebenaragon493 2 роки тому

    Who in their right mind would listen to this with audio on

  • @oogabuuga
    @oogabuuga 2 роки тому +3

    I spent 2h trying to beat the tree sentinel. Safe to say I failed. Haven't played since

    • @RagnellAvalon
      @RagnellAvalon 2 роки тому +1

      it's just reskinned gyobu
      but without the Sekiro mechanics that make the fight not shit

  • @amadimuhammad4574
    @amadimuhammad4574 2 роки тому

    Is that Gyobu Masataka Oniwa? 2:50

  • @ziresghost5305
    @ziresghost5305 2 роки тому

    Feier deine Videos Guck dich schon seit Beginn XD

  • @phallenferret8695
    @phallenferret8695 2 роки тому

    What this, you know not of the elden ring?
    Proceeds to draw ax

  • @mizutsune535th4
    @mizutsune535th4 2 роки тому

    no not kale
    hes a nice guy
    noooooo
    also i dont recommend killing any npc in the game
    and specially not the first one

  • @akumunokami9
    @akumunokami9 2 роки тому +2

    What's the music in the beginning.

  • @derrickhotard9926
    @derrickhotard9926 2 роки тому

    Best use of the Conor McGregor sound haha

  • @balbarard4041
    @balbarard4041 Рік тому

    damn, made me lol at the end

  • @ArabicYeti
    @ArabicYeti 2 роки тому

    The sound effect at 5:28 what is it called? That screech/roar

  • @UncleReamus
    @UncleReamus 2 роки тому +4

    Ooooh baby the meme lord has returned… please make more Elden Ring videos, I love this game. Also check out the “Lightning Ram” Ashes of War. You roll around in a ball like the animals in the open world but you’re covered in lightning. Has amazing meme potential. A tip for anyone playing, buy the Beast Repellant Torch, you can buy it for 1200 runes at the Isolated Merchant Shack in Dragonborrow. Any beast, rats, dogs, etc won’t attack you unless you attack first. It’s a must have for dungeons. Also you could make some funny videos emoting next to some rats without them attacking you. Keep up the great work, pump out as many memes as possible before WW3. I don’t think people putting blue and yellow circles in their Twitter profiles is working anymore… also anyone buying into the propaganda, just remember if you’re pushing for intervention, you’re on the same side as Killary (my husband went to p€d0 island 30 times with the guy I gave a Game Over to) Clinton and George Soros.
    Also FYI when you break an enemies posture and you hear that thud you can do a critical hit, don’t keep spamming your combo, just walk up and hit R1, will do more damage than a charged R2.

  • @maxmad1078
    @maxmad1078 2 роки тому +2

    4:59 well...shit XDDDD

  • @novoice9286
    @novoice9286 2 роки тому

    had no idea you could attack Kale

  • @LesterRobinBPe
    @LesterRobinBPe 2 роки тому +3

    More elden memes pls

  • @stangreener1704
    @stangreener1704 2 роки тому

    Damn that ending..

  • @TheLEDkiller
    @TheLEDkiller 2 роки тому

    So... How to Souls games saga confirmed?

  • @madarayahiko
    @madarayahiko 2 роки тому

    I was waiting for this

  • @adcalzyy9990
    @adcalzyy9990 2 роки тому

    Your videos are so much fun

  • @elenoajacob4367
    @elenoajacob4367 2 роки тому +1

    WE ARE TREEEEEE

  • @Roges.Hunter
    @Roges.Hunter 2 роки тому +18

    Elden ring is easy for mh players!

    • @knightslayer6161
      @knightslayer6161 2 роки тому +3

      Elden ring is just easy.

    • @marcusaaronliaogo9158
      @marcusaaronliaogo9158 2 роки тому

      @@knightslayer6161 Elden ring is easy at being a great game

    • @ricecake3544
      @ricecake3544 2 роки тому

      Even easier if you've never played a souls game that came before it

    • @knightslayer6161
      @knightslayer6161 2 роки тому

      @@ricecake3544 exactly

    • @esssss8415
      @esssss8415 2 роки тому +3

      Well ya, monster Hunter players are used to easy games!

  • @Uniqo.7
    @Uniqo.7 2 роки тому

    Your very well earned mh break

  • @camerondavis800
    @camerondavis800 2 роки тому

    Guys i adore this game

  • @ABIGD0G
    @ABIGD0G 2 роки тому

    more? MORE!

  • @MasterCobble
    @MasterCobble Рік тому

    1:45 not a good idea to kill this man because he can help you achieve max level and rune grinding

  • @Axelux99
    @Axelux99 2 роки тому +2

    You just ruined your playthrough by killing Varre AND most importantly the merchant lol
    Thank god you restarted the playthrough

  • @darkflamez5002
    @darkflamez5002 2 роки тому

    Im a great Monster Hunter/RPG fan and i say you should try Dauntless escalations with bosses (high lvl escalations) they are so fun to play

  • @maria_zoe_soca4333
    @maria_zoe_soca4333 2 роки тому

    Hey can you post Monster Hunter 3rd Master Rank content pls .

  • @robelgembre2241
    @robelgembre2241 2 роки тому

    i was hoping u would play elden ring. lets go

  • @MourningStar777
    @MourningStar777 2 роки тому

    Hell yeah kick ass bro

  • @basjcs
    @basjcs 2 роки тому

    You are maidenless

  • @Rohnon
    @Rohnon 2 роки тому

    Tbh killing every traveling merchant kinda is a good idea, bc you get their bell, and can buy everything from the weird vendor in the Roundtablehold

  • @MrKoolmuzone
    @MrKoolmuzone 2 роки тому +1

    video is funny man. more pls. more nonsense too 😂

  • @almadeoliveira2890
    @almadeoliveira2890 2 роки тому

    this game iZ eASy

  • @david_toots7198
    @david_toots7198 2 роки тому

    Elden ring

  • @hannesharbeck
    @hannesharbeck 2 роки тому

    GG

  • @basjcs
    @basjcs 2 роки тому

    Shi mad funny 😂

  • @oblivianlove8758
    @oblivianlove8758 2 роки тому

    do more leden ring brooooooooooooooooooo plsssssssssss

  • @EddieDubs
    @EddieDubs 2 роки тому

    This was not funny.

  • @thecrazayguy
    @thecrazayguy 2 роки тому +2

    damn son I usually love your stuff but damn these edits are unbearable on the eyes

    • @jordanbrown3660
      @jordanbrown3660 2 роки тому +1

      That's kinda the point, they're funny because they're hard to look at.

    • @arbiter771
      @arbiter771 2 роки тому

      agreed tbh, doesnt feel like some of the other vids ive watched of his, lots of random unfunny stuff thrown in with no rhyme or reason.

  • @bis5667
    @bis5667 2 роки тому

    It’s so cringe

  • @Valseil
    @Valseil Рік тому

    Remember to only kill npcs in newgame+, not in first playthru.