Attacking Varre for calling you maidenless is just proving his point. If you truly want to be a Gigachad, aquire the finger Maiden spirit ash and invade Varre in Mogh mausoleum and watch as he whines and beg for Mogh to save him. And get his armor while you are there
@@mynameisnobody454 | Dude gives you a shortcut that lets you skip a swamp full of giant Celid crows, dogs, and invading phantoms (who all attack you at once) as well as a hellish nightmare forest of giant teleporting skeletons with instant-killing atomic breath like Godzilla. Also he lets you give yourself glowy red eyes in the cosmetics menu, and gives you early access to the best rune-farming spot in the entire game. Personally, I hate farming runes to level up because it feels like cheating, but it's still extremely handy for letting you buy as much titanite as you want extremely quickly, allowing you to have fun experimenting with all sorts of crazy weapons.
Other people: defeating margit at level 1 completely naked. Me:grinding bosses and random enemies till I’m level 70 with good gear before I kill Margit.
Guard counters seem amazing, until you use it against an enemy that flurries in such a way that its suicidal to do so, then you stop using it cuz it got you killed a few times... then you forget it exists. Tell me that didn't happen to you.
@@dragonator36 Really? I found that later enemies attacked through the shield without staggering, making the opening to use a guard counter nearly impossible in time for the next attack.
actually i used it till i learned to parry and realised that the actual first shield i got as a bandit is actually the best shield in the game, after that i forgot about guard counters (though guard counters seem to be effective vs those annoying stone guys in dungeons, along with the that night rider flail
Don't really understand why people are simping over that...thing she literally bangs dead people to bring them back to life after draining the life energy from the living she is a literal succubus but gives the energy to the dead.
@@Pine2142 I haven't done her full questline yet, so idk if my opinion of her will change, but when I first met her I interpreted her character as a "miracle healer" with a dark twist. I don't think she's EVIL (again, haven't done the quest, so idk), she's just forced to harm one person if she wants to save another.
man ct killing all the npc’s is so hard to watch cause it’s a stupid thing to do but it’s good at the same time cause now i don’t have to kill them just to see what happens
@@Chilledtiger Glad to hear new people are getting into the Souls Games. :) Once you get the hang of it, its so much fun and rewarding. Wish you alot of fun in Future runs :3
...about varre. He was the one who killed your maiden!! You can find her corpse just before limgrave enterance and both his hands and his weapon are covered in blood so...
Ooooh baby the meme lord has returned… please make more Elden Ring videos, I love this game. Also check out the “Lightning Ram” Ashes of War. You roll around in a ball like the animals in the open world but you’re covered in lightning. Has amazing meme potential. A tip for anyone playing, buy the Beast Repellant Torch, you can buy it for 1200 runes at the Isolated Merchant Shack in Dragonborrow. Any beast, rats, dogs, etc won’t attack you unless you attack first. It’s a must have for dungeons. Also you could make some funny videos emoting next to some rats without them attacking you. Keep up the great work, pump out as many memes as possible before WW3. I don’t think people putting blue and yellow circles in their Twitter profiles is working anymore… also anyone buying into the propaganda, just remember if you’re pushing for intervention, you’re on the same side as Killary (my husband went to p€d0 island 30 times with the guy I gave a Game Over to) Clinton and George Soros. Also FYI when you break an enemies posture and you hear that thud you can do a critical hit, don’t keep spamming your combo, just walk up and hit R1, will do more damage than a charged R2.
This game never misses a chance to say that you got no bitches
lmao dead i am, maidenless xDDD thats got to be a meme already
YAH WELL TOO BAD WE CAN STILL GET RANNI
Killing merchant kale is the most maidenless behavior, even more maidenless than killing turtle pope
Attacking Varre for calling you maidenless is just proving his point.
If you truly want to be a Gigachad, aquire the finger Maiden spirit ash and invade Varre in Mogh mausoleum and watch as he whines and beg for Mogh to save him. And get his armor while you are there
Ngl him killing the npcs made me feel real bad ngl 😔😔
Same
@@ivonnechs2744 same
Maidenless Genocide Players be like.
I can tell you, killing the NPC at the start is not a good idea
Whether he dies or not, STILL maidenless
What happens, I couldn't stomach being called bitchless, I've been fine so far
@@mynameisnobody454 | Dude gives you a shortcut that lets you skip a swamp full of giant Celid crows, dogs, and invading phantoms (who
all attack you at once) as well as a hellish nightmare forest of giant teleporting skeletons with instant-killing atomic breath like Godzilla. Also he lets you give yourself glowy red eyes in the cosmetics menu, and gives you early access to the best rune-farming spot in the entire game.
Personally, I hate farming runes to level up because it feels like cheating, but it's still extremely handy for letting you buy as much titanite as you want extremely quickly, allowing you to have fun experimenting with all sorts of crazy weapons.
@@mynameisnobody454 | TL;DR: ya dun goofed real bad.
@@mynameisnobody454 | Also if it makes you feel better, he too is maidenless.
...because he murdered her.
Okay, killing NPCs I can forgive BUT NOT FUCKING ATTEMPTING TO HURT MY SUPER CUTE SWEETROLL RODERIKA!!!
THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, MAN???!!!
Other people: defeating margit at level 1 completely naked.
Me:grinding bosses and random enemies till I’m level 70 with good gear before I kill Margit.
Git gud.
@@Hatemx1 he did, its called farming
jokes aside, i didnt even think about going after him before level 45
Guard counters seem amazing, until you use it against an enemy that flurries in such a way that its suicidal to do so, then you stop using it cuz it got you killed a few times... then you forget it exists. Tell me that didn't happen to you.
yup never used it in fights, too slow, id rather run
Guard Counters carried my ass till endgame lol
Bro fr
@@dragonator36 Really? I found that later enemies attacked through the shield without staggering, making the opening to use a guard counter nearly impossible in time for the next attack.
actually i used it till i learned to parry and realised that the actual first shield i got as a bandit is actually the best shield in the game, after that i forgot about guard counters
(though guard counters seem to be effective vs those annoying stone guys in dungeons, along with the that night rider flail
That Berserk music 🥲 RIP Miura sama 😢😢😢
What you did to that creepy bloody finger and that merchant was peak maidenless behavior
Never took the hug, never will. I don't want no STDs.
Don't really understand why people are simping over that...thing she literally bangs dead people to bring them back to life after draining the life energy from the living she is a literal succubus but gives the energy to the dead.
@@Kradily Exactly as soon as saw she was the "deathbed companion" and literally sleeping with a dead guy I assumed she was evil.
@@Pine2142 I haven't done her full questline yet, so idk if my opinion of her will change, but when I first met her I interpreted her character as a "miracle healer" with a dark twist. I don't think she's EVIL (again, haven't done the quest, so idk), she's just forced to harm one person if she wants to save another.
if you want to complete her quest you will take a few hugs, rewards are nice
But dragon lightning rewards tho
Omg I needed this video. This game is amazing but I forgot it's an entire world of dark souls!
"Go away vespoid", so i guess i'm not the only one who calls them that way
1:44 we out here protecting our waifus
dude the song right at the beginning, i swear i almost cried
I can't leave a like, simply because he killed poor Kale. XD
1:40 - 1:59 that had no business being that funny 🤣
4:01 Why did you attack him? He gives you a free crafting kit.
Because he’s a baller
It's not free since you have to pay for it :P
@@givemedemmemez9322 300 runes sounds like a lot.. until you need like 100,000 to level up once lol
@HalostormX yeah, I'm already up to almost 300k runes per level >.>
maidenless behavior ain't gonna behave itself
7:20 Ah man you missed an opportunity for a "Is that fuckin cat?" meme! Loved the video!
That thumbnail hitting different today 🤣🤣🤣🤣
NOT THE DONKEY RIDING MERCHANT!!! 😆💀
The thumbnail…. This guy is from the future lol
Smh when you killed the starting merchant
💀 even dying he still has to remind you that you are maidenless
Those monsters that make you bleed and jump out in the dungeon with the fire and creepy cat messed me up so much lmao
imp
Fucking lost it at the donkey merchant fight xD
man ct killing all the npc’s is so hard to watch cause it’s a stupid thing to do but it’s good at the same time cause now i don’t have to kill them just to see what happens
Great start to the video
the will smith picture is perfect after last night
love the Berserk reference intro, i love ur content.. helps me forget my depression
I remember when I came to defeat soldier of godrick because I missed him and didn't go down the hole. At level 40. I was his boss lmfao
Home boy just popped in the disc and automatically choiced violence as his avatar
Feier deine Videos Guck dich schon seit Beginn XD
"go away vespoid"
N O M A I D E N ?
6:35 HE JUST GOR RINGED ON!
Playing a souls game for the first time must be soooo nice... Im jealous :(
Yep it was very fun indeed, i am totally consumed by the game.
But i finally finished it now, time for 2nd run!
@@Chilledtiger Glad to hear new people are getting into the Souls Games. :) Once you get the hang of it, its so much fun and rewarding. Wish you alot of fun in Future runs :3
The Will Smith thumbnail aged well
Rolling into attacks is much better than rolling away from them makes it that much easier to punish
Your videos are so much fun
I was waiting for this
Damn that ending..
An honourable tarnished will never comprehend the atrocities of the maidenless
Best use of the Conor McGregor sound haha
damn, made me lol at the end
Your very well earned mh break
More elden memes pls
4:59 well...shit XDDDD
I spent 2h trying to beat the tree sentinel. Safe to say I failed. Haven't played since
it's just reskinned gyobu
but without the Sekiro mechanics that make the fight not shit
...about varre. He was the one who killed your maiden!! You can find her corpse just before limgrave enterance and both his hands and his weapon are covered in blood so...
Is that message on the title picture by the Mt.Gilmere? That is my friends message.
i killed almost everything in this game. not the blind chicks, and not the Loux chick and not latenna. but all the ynnoying ones. and merchants
WE ARE TREEEEEE
What this, you know not of the elden ring?
Proceeds to draw ax
Mmmh using Will Smith for this aged well.
more? MORE!
What's the music in the beginning.
Guts theme from Berserk
Hell yeah kick ass bro
had no idea you could attack Kale
no not kale
hes a nice guy
noooooo
also i dont recommend killing any npc in the game
and specially not the first one
So... How to Souls games saga confirmed?
Who in their right mind would listen to this with audio on
Ooooh baby the meme lord has returned… please make more Elden Ring videos, I love this game. Also check out the “Lightning Ram” Ashes of War. You roll around in a ball like the animals in the open world but you’re covered in lightning. Has amazing meme potential. A tip for anyone playing, buy the Beast Repellant Torch, you can buy it for 1200 runes at the Isolated Merchant Shack in Dragonborrow. Any beast, rats, dogs, etc won’t attack you unless you attack first. It’s a must have for dungeons. Also you could make some funny videos emoting next to some rats without them attacking you. Keep up the great work, pump out as many memes as possible before WW3. I don’t think people putting blue and yellow circles in their Twitter profiles is working anymore… also anyone buying into the propaganda, just remember if you’re pushing for intervention, you’re on the same side as Killary (my husband went to p€d0 island 30 times with the guy I gave a Game Over to) Clinton and George Soros.
Also FYI when you break an enemies posture and you hear that thud you can do a critical hit, don’t keep spamming your combo, just walk up and hit R1, will do more damage than a charged R2.
Is that Gyobu Masataka Oniwa? 2:50
i was hoping u would play elden ring. lets go
Guys i adore this game
The sound effect at 5:28 what is it called? That screech/roar
Elden ring is easy for mh players!
Elden ring is just easy.
@@knightslayer6161 Elden ring is easy at being a great game
Even easier if you've never played a souls game that came before it
@@ricecake3544 exactly
Well ya, monster Hunter players are used to easy games!
1:45 not a good idea to kill this man because he can help you achieve max level and rune grinding
Im a great Monster Hunter/RPG fan and i say you should try Dauntless escalations with bosses (high lvl escalations) they are so fun to play
You just ruined your playthrough by killing Varre AND most importantly the merchant lol
Thank god you restarted the playthrough
Hey can you post Monster Hunter 3rd Master Rank content pls .
GG
Shi mad funny 😂
You are maidenless
video is funny man. more pls. more nonsense too 😂
Elden ring
this game iZ eASy
do more leden ring brooooooooooooooooooo plsssssssssss
Tbh killing every traveling merchant kinda is a good idea, bc you get their bell, and can buy everything from the weird vendor in the Roundtablehold
This was not funny.
damn son I usually love your stuff but damn these edits are unbearable on the eyes
That's kinda the point, they're funny because they're hard to look at.
agreed tbh, doesnt feel like some of the other vids ive watched of his, lots of random unfunny stuff thrown in with no rhyme or reason.
It’s so cringe
Remember to only kill npcs in newgame+, not in first playthru.