Edgy Idiot Can't Handle Consequences || Rowan Trilogy Part 2
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*She looks at the party with doll-like eyes as though she doesn't care....*
Fun fact, that story actually did inspire me to tell this one.
Oh boy
Ah. A classic
Fucking hilarious
Put it this way.... that character doesnt care anymore.
(ooof ill show myself out)
Pro-Tip: when taking down slavers, don't bother sabotaging the front business in the hopes of making them go bust, most of their money is made from slaving, and there is a good possibility the front business might even run at a loss
Yea I was thinking the same thing....
"Oh no, people stopped buying my bread, whatever shall I do. Oh I know, I´ll just sell slaves for profit like ive been doing this entire fucking time!"
@@ShadeScarecrow ex- *FUCKING* -actly
Right? Also Bakers get up at dawn. This was a terrible plan
Yeah that's so fucking stupid, why not deal with the bigger problem first?!
@@silg7262 i was so shocked by the stupidity of the main part of the plan that the bad timing didn't even register, well spotted
Rowan: I've succeded, I tricked the baker and poisoned the bread, I should play it safe
Also Rowan: So anyway I started banging
I see you everywhere
When will you learn THAT ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES
I always knew that
NEVER 🦀🦀🦀
Many young people sadly think like this in real life. Luckily, most survive their bad judgement
@@CritCrab i am engaging in a crusade to eradicate fake edgelords
*high pitched screaming intensifies*
Admittedly, had she succeeded the disguise check this would have been a truly epic moment. But this was attempted on session 2. Normally in my experience session 1-2 is about establishing world building, who’s who, etc. it’s way too early for “seduce the dragon” shenanigans.
One of my players is a bard that keeps trying that despite having *just* making level 2. Most of my players are new so I'm trying to go fairly easy on them until they get the hang of things, but he's making it difficult by consistantly failing to seduce everything around him
@@ssfbob456 Well, there IS a good way to make him slow down - have him face a Gnoll matriarch. You see, Gnolls are humanoid hyenas, and female hyenas have a certain anatomical peculiarity...
Having a character realize that he's going to be a huge predator's plaything for a full night is one hell of a wake up call.
And if you think I'm being too cruel, well... another DM I heard of had the bard critically succeed with seducing a dragon. A fully grown Adult Red Dragon. A fully grown MALE Adult Red Dragon. Turns out he didn't check the gender of his prospective partner - and paid the price. The ULTIMATE price. Skitty-on-Wailord style.
@@alarkhar hmm, that could be fun, perhaps a Jorōgumo situation
If anything she shouldve kept a knife hidden in her headdress INCASE things possibility went bad.
@@rhysjonsmusic Like a hair pin maybe.
That could have worked
"and didn't land so much as splat."
well, that's quite the image
Gideon Jones that actually had me laughing a bit
All I can picture is the cartoon pose when they hit the ground. Legs and arms stretched out.
@@Darkness19Z LMAO same
@@Darkness19ZI pictured her in the Yamcha pose, but close enough
This story is straight up tragic but “Samurai Pimp” made me laugh 😆
Truth. I still can't picture this.
Now I have an idea for a new character. 🤣🤣🤣
@@gjbehrendt6713 I'm picturing RE6 Chris in his samurai costume
WW2 Japanese officers be like
“A samurai pimp” Ah yes, the greatest samurai in history, A Samurai Named Slickback
I cackled at this one thank you!
You gotta say the whole name😂
Alternate title: "little Timmy's first oc get's salty because she can't handle the consequences that followed her actions"
I remember my first character, who was the consequences of the party’s actions. Became a vengeful demigod and in the process of growing into a full god. Good times.
timmy?
@@gigaswardblade7261 T I M M Y !
timmy is a boys name tho
@@gigaswardblade7261
I don't think I've ever met a guy named Tummy.
Rowan: I'm gonna sneak off on my own to do this highly dangerous task without giving any indication to the party about my intentions.
Also Rowan: WHY AREN'T ANY OF MY TEAMMATES HELPING ME!!!
Sounds like the average DPS player in your favourite flavour of multiplayer videogame.
@@OrangeyChocolate
"I NEED HEALING!" Screams the DPS after he ran away from the healer and is half way across the map already.
Orangey reminds me of SMITE.
First ranked experience: Teamate runs into enemy jungle alone and at level 3 vs their level 5’s.
Dies
Bad support, didn’t help, report.
to be fair i would roll to see if i heared her leave, if not i would get up like 5 mins later to take a piss and then notice the empty bed. whats a common threath in these stories is the unwillingness to act in character towards the player that is "ruining" the game, instead they just take every oppertunity to throw set player out of the game, wich IMHO is maybe worse then the guy that does stupid shit all the time.
@@Chori0nicmirror I might use their passive perception, but I wouldn't allow anyone to just happen to wake up. Actions have consequences, especially when everyone is telling you how stupid it is.
"I use fly to get across the massive gap and tackle the BBEG" followed by "OMG WHY IS NO ONE HELPING ME! HE'S EATING MY SOUL!"
Rule number one: never split the party.
Scooby doo taught us not to
Also the most broken rule.
I’ve had players survive party splitting, BUT there was times they could have died
Don’t you know? You never split the party!
Amendment: unless it will yield a greater good with minimal risk
I find it interesting that the party’s solution to get her out of trouble, twice now, is to lie in a way that misrepresents her character. And she clearly really hates that. To be clear, I understand WHY, and they’re doing their best to fix a situation she caused. But she openly hates being misrepresented, even in a ruse, so maybe she thinks they’re mocking her, rather than trying to help. I’m curious if they do this again in part 3. In any case, at this point, it feels like a post session meeting is need to diffuse the situation. Explain how group play works.
Yeah, I definitely picked up on that too. In my first game of D&D, I tried making a really cool justice fighter which people suggested I should take paladin. Then one of the other players tried to get me addicted to drugs before I got to level 3 (5?) and became immune. But like, I got really peeved that they just sort of decided what they wanted to do with my character without considering how I felt or what I might want. That being said, she sounds kind of privileged, right? Like, she expected unconditional support regardless of previous requests to back off
Spoiler alert!! This entire post is a lie misrepresenting my character. Rowan is my name irl and the character's name was Anja. She left to get some rogueish supplies from some dark elf and struck a deal: the dark elf would help her if she did this job. No, it didn't turn out well but most of this story, except for a few key plot points, is false. Also no, I never fucking stabbed anyone irl????? I would be in jail if I did that.
@@CHAOS_ENGINE huh
@@verdurite I said what I fucking said. Read the other comments, I'm not telling this tale again.
@@CHAOS_ENGINE
I’m not sure this story is about you.
So you're saying she.....went rogue?
* Sunglasses * _YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!_
*Seinfeld theme*
- Buh Dun CHING -
You little sh-
ayyyyyy!
The player did do some stupid stuff, but 'off-camera' death is never a good way to deal with problems like that.
100% agree. Just ask her to roll a new character or give the party a chance to rescue. No need to leave a player in limbo like that
@@silvle01 She rolled her death saves during the rescue, if she made it, she likely would be fine, injured but alive.
"let me know if you want a part 3 to this story" we wouldn't have watched the first 2 parts if we didn't want to hear the full thing. stopping at this point would give us narrative blue balls, we gotta have that conclusion nut to be satisfied.
Especially since the first video was called something like "Player tries to stab OP irl" and we have seen none of that yet.
Me watching CritCrab knowing the bits between his eyes are eye stalks:
Also me: crab mustache
Crabstache
I'm pretty sure they're the mouthparts
Thank god I'm not the only one
I actually did something very similar in a game of Scion. I had all kinds of crazy stealth and disguise powers, so I wandered right in to the BBEG's sanctum and stole the Mcguffin right from under his nose. The panicking GM had the BBEG put the moves on my PC, so she sent a "SAVE MY ASS" text with the phone in her pocket to the rest of the party. The party then found my character in bed with the BBEG after smashing their way to their location. She didn't live that down.
I guess the main difference is that it was a plan worked out with the party and I had a panic button to alert them when things went south.
Actually... A great time to poison a bakers goods would probably be at midnight. Bakers start working at like 04 in the morning, so at dawn he would be in his shop.
What do you mean I can't do whatever I want without consequence. Not fair.
Seems like Minato the Samurai did whatever the fuck he wanted with 0 consequences so I guess it is possible...
“That’s a yupperoni with a side of fries my guy”
The best phrase to exist
I’ll take uhhhhh... Large Yupperoni with cheese, and can I get a side of fries too?
Mmmm fries 🍟😋
-"You are not supposed to frick the dude you are also supposed to kill"
~not a bard
Fun fact, I'm at a discord server were Killing while banging is a real thing, the character have a magic barrier that protects them from physical damage, so you couldn't just rip someone's arm out (that's a way to explain why in videogames a fucking nuke goes on our head and we are just "shit, I need a potion")
The thing is, that barrier goes off when people have sex, so murdering someone during sex is quite an effective tactic, since it wouldn't trigger a fight
@@pepekovallin what
@@D13G0Z none of the players actually do that though, it's more of a backstory thing
"You can't expect a helmet to stay on when you're bonking"
Lord shaxx:Who decides that?
She was not a Guardian, though.
"Ray... when a DM asks you 'You are sure?' you say 'NO!'"
"We expected a 'I seduce the dragon' moment but we weren't expecting it where the stakes and risks were high"
But that's the best time! 😆
The background ocean sounds are amazing, suble enough that you wont notice while listening to CritCrab, but loud enough to set the scene
Yeeeeah this is going to end well...
Though I have to say, torturing the character to death is pretty mean spirited. Can't say that I agree with the DM's decision there. Having the rest of the party find Rowan beaten up and chained to a wall with all their stuff taken by slavers would have probably been enough.
Buuut I'm guessing that the final part is where it gets really messed up...
It depends. There is some situations you can't avoid death, especially if you're doing a more realistic or dark toned one. Sometimes a bitch just gotta be tortured and killed for their own stupidity.
@@NeiasaurusCreations id say just kill her then, make it clean and simple. The torture seems a bit too much, especially since they are supposed to be relatively new players bar a few.
I think considering just how early in the campaign this is, the DM could have left her barely alive so the party could find her and maybe she can just learn a lesson from this. Of course there needed to be consequences for SUCH a bad decision, but for a first major bad decision in the campaign (ignoring their session 0 since that's not cannon to the campaign) I think they could have justified keeping Rowan alive just this once and then if they clearly haven't learned their lesson about the importance of working with the group, by all means, let them die for their actions.
Also it heavily implies that she was also raped which.....no. People expect to be killed and injured in RPGs but rape is something else, you don't pull that shit just because you feel edgy that day and you certainly don't pull it against a player out of nowhere.
Like everyone keeps calling her an edgelord but the campaign is in slavery land and a PC gets tortured to death in the second session, seems like an edgelord would fit right in.
@@fairystail1 Like I said. It depends on the group. AS long as everyone agrees to it upfront, to each their own. Personally, I'm used to 40k stuff, which if you know anything about 'grimdark', you know where 40k and Warhammer fantasy does with the dark stuff. Also, total war Warhammer 2 is a great game and the closest thing to perfection. If you can run it. But yeah, it seems to me the person had no idea that was even possible and has every right to be upset. Only shitty people push shit on people like that without warnings and the players agreement.
What do you mean actions have consequences?
Also, why do edgelords think that they are being so clever?
Because they think they're invincible and don't know how to stack the deck in their favor. If I'm doing something risky, the minimum I make sure to do beforehand is ensure that I have options, and that the options my foes have will not work how they expect. If it's a tug of war, and your life is on the line, you grease your opponent's side of the rope, you tilt the platform, you wear cleats and you get any kind of strength bonus you can before you get started. If you can get away with it, do it.
I've had several characters survive by the skin of their teeth because of decisions that, while innocuous on the surface, were setting up something bigger in a few moves. For example, how does a sorcerer strangle a dragon? You use mage hand to chain it's neck to a boulder, and trick it into pushing the boulder off a cliff. Or use shape stone to melt the cliff under the boulder. Or you use your staff to leverage that boulder off with all your might.
Because the only way an edgelord can survive is if their either clever or have a God watching over them. Problem is, in order for the Edgelord to be clever, the Player has to be clever.
cause the just poorly copying stuff from media without understanding why it works. also, they don't realize DnD is a game of chance with dice instead of a story with plot armor.
The same reason Hollywood executives think grimdark is intrinsically a good and mature way to reboot a franchise. Then again, it might be because the executives keep getting edgelords in their focus groups.
Or, more simply, they lose the substance of some good characters by grasping at the shadow.
@@TheBronzeDog This This This. It's the Single player experience, where because the media they consume/games they play all hav the odds stacked in the protagonists favor the edglord forgets that DnD isn't like that and that random chance, DM choice, and other PC actions can effect their character. All Rowan had to do was bring 1 person with her and she could potentially escape and/or hav her character survive
Story is kind of horrifying and definitely feels a bit more nuanced than OP is letting on... but yeah, I want to see part 3.
How so? I think it's just someone expecting d&d to be skyrim.
@@an8strengthkobold360 Expecting Skyrim and getting Berserk.
An 8 strength kobold consequences are one thing but having them be your character getting raped to death is a bit much
@@blakchristianbale naw naw naw. She wasn't raped to death. She *fell* to her own death
@@namkha209 Correct. She fell, got KOed and was shackled on the off chance she was just unconscious.
The others were beaten, Story never said ANYTHING about rape. Implied? Maybe. Explicitly said? Nope.
“I’ll let the reader imagine how intimidating that ground worked out”
Me: *remembers the half orc with ‘aggressive carpentry’ after scaring wood into being a crows nest*
Sometimes it feels like there's a lot of nat 20's and nat 1's at just the right moments.
0:05 When will you learn. When will your learn. THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!
After hearing part 2... I'm honestly leaning on Rowan's side here. Demanding a disguise check, pushing her into a corner, and then flat out killing her. She may have done a stupid thing by acting alone and not telling anyone, but it also sounds like the DM was going out of his way to kill her too (still wondering how a rogue can get a nat 1 in acrobatics, plus there isn't even supposed to be critical failures on ability checks... sooo), she just had some really bad luck rolls with back to back nat 1. It also sounded like a NSFW campaign and she was eager to get to the NSFW. Nothing wrong with that.
No man, it is a very common rule that you need to roll Disguise to keep your clothes on, didn't you know?
It's important to remember DnD is a group game, not "I'm a loose rocket lone wolf player who 1v1 every ecounter" game.
I feel disguise or deception was needed to uh... keep her "partner" from figuring out she was an elf.
Also thinking about it, some dnd groups do use Nat 1 on ability checks as critical fails. It is a popular homebrew. Killing her off screen was a jerk move
Honestly I'm constantly terrified of being that player, this series helps me know the dos and don'ts
My murderhobos have all faced off against my own NPC murderhobos. The funniest thing that happened was one of them got shot in the chest point blank by a homebrew poison bullet, and this was intended to kill him.
Here are damage dice and the name of the poison:
The Silent End(Named this because of how it works.)
2d4 acid damage(no more vocal cords)
3d6 snake-spider venom(paralyzing agent.)
2d10 death’s draught(homebrew poison, 2d10 damage is done over time.)
4d6 Piercing damage(bullet damage, since it’s a poison bullet.)
Range is around 50-60 feet since it’s a pistol round but it’s a two-shot pistol.
Lesson learned, if you are going off for separate shenanigans, always bring back up. Also splitting the party rarely ends well
This is like a kid that jumps off a roof with an umbrella and expects to float because it worked for Mary Poppins. Rowan is like a lot of players that seems to forget that sometimes, the hero dies- not even being a fantasy character guarantees you win at everything.
I kinda want to make an edge lord Rouge, but the catch is he only tries to seem super edgy. For an example from the first story instead of throwing the knife at the neck they would throw it at the ground next to them, then ask them who they are and what their goals are.
if they got a natural 1 and accidentally hit the guy, they would sit there in stunned silence, just looking at the ground in shame for killing them when all they wanted to do was seem cool, and not actually kill the guy.
I think that is a cool idea for a character.
Hearing crab say "Yupparoni with a side of fries, my guy." Made my life a bit better ty
even when you describe bad things, the sound of your voice is still calming.
I think that's the one part newcomers fail to realize about TRPG's: even thou you are on the outside looking in on this world as a game, playing the game and interacting with it AS A CHARACTER are 2 different things. It's like any other piece of meda or entertainment. We as the viewer have the whole story, but the character may or may not.
Also another important rule, as is with life, that newbies tend to forget about: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Okay, I burst out laughing at he "intimidating the ground" bit.
High-key, the OP seems like a fun player to play with all of his amazing bluffs.
I question if OP is being truthful. Almost every roll from Rowan is either a nat 1 or nat 20.
I can concede that does sound crazy she did still fail/succeed the actual throws she made so i might just not be remembering the numbers right
@@thejackmage9656 ngl it's kinda lit that you reached out. Fair nuff, I hope you defeat Rowan once and for all in part 3 of this saga.
Honestly with dnd I wouldn’t be shocked, I’ve had a great night where all I made for attack rolls for nat 20’s and other nights where nothing I did was working, missed every check and 99% of the attack rolls, dnd gives and dnd takes lol
Huge tip. The less rolls you make the better, so if you got away with two or three hard rolls, that's already pushing your luck. Don't try an DBE solid Snake. Exceptions include "I have Reliable Talent", "I still have three uses of the Lucky feat" and "I have Foresight".
Here's how I explain D&D to my new players. This is a game where you can do whatever you want. The only catch is that everyone else can do whatever they want.
Craig: "Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be LEGENDARY!!"
Legit look forward to all of your videos
This is the fastest I have been to a critcrab video since I first subscribed to the channel.
What the nat 20 giveth, the nat 1 taketh away.
“ *YOUR ACTUONS WIL HAVE CONCEQUESES* “ - squeaky voiced kid who speaks truth
Rule Number 1: Never split the party.
Rule Number 2: Never split the party!
Rule Number 3: NEVER SPLIT THE PARTY!
I indeed want to see part 3 king CritCrab. Im loving these stories after getting back into DnD
Don't split the party. Never split the party. That's the other golden rule of D&D.
Intimidating the ground to soften fall damage... I like this DM :D
The Craig saga, the ross files, and now the rowan trilogy, great
Funny, it's usually the Bard who has to jump naked out the window.
"So Rowan regroups with the rest of the party and tells everyone what she knows." Did anyone else expect this to be followed by, "Psyche! What she really did was..."
Please give us, your humble subjects, part 3 mighty crab king. ALL HAIL AND LONG LIVE THE CRAB KING!!!!!
Okay I may be on the outs here. I agree that Rowan was not behaving remotely like they should in a trrpg. That being said dear god to find a party member beaten and assaulted to death in a dungeon is not something I’d ever do to my players.
Though, given the context, it would make sense.
@@skeletontime1223 just think rising of the shield hero. Thats what the DM was going for.
@@skeletontime1223
Yeah the fact that the DM just killed her offscreen without letting her do any saving throws is ridiculous form of railroading.
@@lilchristuten7568 you know that he even said in the story that the DM was rolling her saves the whole time and it was not looking good right?
@@dontlewdthesploot5979
Where did he say that?
Since when does the DM roll saves for PCs?
The only thing I heard was that the "DM was not having her make fortitude saves"
I love how crit give Rowan a metal gear solid snake voice
Uhh, I'm kind of siding with Rowan after how her character died. That seems way out of line to me, without having explicitly asked your players if they were cool with that. She's clearly inexperienced and kind of a pain in the ass, but having my character die naked and chained up in what is clearly implied to be a rape-slavery combo dungeon would make me quit that group. ICA=ICC? Of course. Character death if you fuck up bad enough? Sure. But this is several steps too far IMO. No wonder she felt targeted.
True, but you also have to remember that Rowan is nothing if not a victim to her own poor choices. Many things could have been done differently if she didn't want the fate she got. She could have warned the party, left the bakery after poisoning the food, etc.
I believe rowan agreed, because in my experience, session zero is to ask those questions. I just think that, since OP wasn't the DM, this information just wasn't posted on reddit.
It is also implied that the players jnew it wqs a darker themed campaign
Rowan: I am going to go do something dangerous in the dead of night whilst my party is asleep without leaving any sort of instructions as to my whereabouts or what I'm doing.
Also Rowan: REEEE why aren't you helping me, why are you all targeting me!?
I gotta say I side with Rowen in this part.
1. Sabotaging a FRONT wont solve anything as it would be the slaver bussiness that made him money
2. Sneaking in during the day... when everyone is there... was the players dropped as infants?
3. The slaver killing merchandise?
I blame the DM and the party and do call this targeting or at the very least incompetence
sorry to necro(just trying to raise a family man) but i definitely agree, especially since Rowan herself has been through the comments and her story is VASTLY different, meaning this entire story is fabricated or at the least highly highly exxagerated in OP's favor
So, like, the way I see it, Rowan has some sort of head cannon or expectation as to how her character's story should play out. I can see how she resists the players and dm's urging as either being new or misunderstanding their intention as trying to mischaracterize her character (prisoner in session 0). However, she really seems kind of privileged in expecting people to bail her out and rally behind her unconditionally. I think it's that in-game vs out-of-game dynamic. We're friends oog and I expect you to help me, but we're role playing and there's nothing you can do IG to save me.
Tis our sacred duty to finish trilogies when they start, O mighty Crab Overlord!
I don't know why but the words "samurai pimp" spoken in that voice was just the funniest shit i heard tonight.
It took until this part to be sure, but now I can know for a fact that I have read this story before. It was... an adventure to read.
Oh boy I'd love to hear the Bruce Saga brought to Crabby life. I figured out who he was irl through mutual 'friends' and couldn't believe the nonsense he put them through
"and didn't land so much as splat."
Huh. Reminds me of every single rouge character I ever played. DM: "Skill check". Me: "I got this, this is the highest value on my character sheet. I GOT THIS!" \*nat 1\*
Man, I wouldn’t mind my character dying for doing risky stuff like that, the scene reminded me of a GoT like show. Too bad she couldn’t roll with it, have some inspiring last words, embrace the irony of the situation, etc.
Embrace the Sean bean role damnit!
I’ve seen some criticism of the “damage the bakery business to harm the slave trade business”.
If the bakery goes under, yes they can still use the money from the slave trade, but now it’s harder to maintain the image of a functional business if nobody is buying your product.
Plus, if everyone got sick, people would either riot or demand an investigation.
The way she dies does make sense within the context of the story, the slaves obviously wouldn't be treated very well and she just fell from a building with nothing to even remotely soften the blow, so there would be alot of scrapes and blood, not even mentioning the head trauma. And considering how the slaves are abuse it would make sense for her to get multiple infections in the place even within the abuse probably stopping the injury from healing.
the dm handled this pretty well. he gave her plenty of warnings and his narrative honestly made sense. this baker obviously wouldnt call guards or whatever if hes a slaver of elves. she didnt have to go to the bakery on her own, and she didnt have to stay after she poisoned the food. that was entirely her fault for being an idiot
Good to see that whole group have enough neurons to actually punish the reckless behavior of that main Character Player, instead to just endure it and suffer in silent ruining the campaign for everyone.
In the first game of 3.5 I ever played we kinda played as murder hobos. I say kinda because we were rather tame, we weren't out of control and killing everyone we met or fighting in towns but while out and about everyone was fair game unless dm said not to slaughter someone. She kept us in line by giving us a known bad reputation which made quests harder. People we tried to rescue were terrified and would frequently try to escape, usually stealing our stuff in the process. If we were chasing people through town, guards would usually assume we were the bad guys and start chasing us. She had a lot of fun having evil people tell guards we were trying to murder them to hassle us if we were getting too rowdy. To be fair, that bad reputation was pretty well deserved
Man, I read the first paragraph of text from the op and am like 'ok, so the entire party is edgelords?' after all those backstories.
oh i can't wait for Part 3 as always it's just good your story telling... it makes me want to play some D&D& even though i never played it.
Bluff my way pretending to be a samurai pimp.... now that is a fine sentence
This DM sounds bad, but not stabbing bad. Just regular bad.
Not gonna lie, i want to hear more about the samurai pimp part
Jumping through a window is a risky endeavor even when you have armor to protect your tender flesh. Glass is sharp, yo.
Oh thank you crab lord or the second half. All praise his crabbiness
Homie you promised us an attempted shanking in the first part , and here we are in part two and it still hasn't happened. WE DEMAND CLOSURE
*she looks at you with her doll like eyes*
*you realise its a life sized doll*
I love how she jumps out of the window instead of trying to climb down then gets angry about not surviving after rolling a nat 1. Although it should have been either a Jump or Tumble check to reduce fall damage; not a saving throw.
Yooo can’t wait for part three my crab king
Nice! The person convinced the ground to be softer so they lived!
I definitely want to see part 3, looks like there will be some real creepy stuff.
Whoa... that was a dark way to go for Rowan... O.o Fits with the universe and situation that the character had been gotten into, but still... Dang.
Part 3 love your vids and your crab character is very cute
I like to think the intimidating the ground to make it soft bit actually *did* work
I could see having my character act that way, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't know that there would be consequences....
Not their case, it seems
Dude no. OP is the real Karen here tryna sound all high and mighty
Omg, yes part 3! I almost can’t take this drip feed of information!! Lol
Oh I love this story so much. Rowan is going to get exactly what Rowan deserves at the end of it
If only it wasn't made up
@@emikochan13 highly doubt it. D&D players don't really have a reason to lie about these kind of things. Unless you were Rowan which might explain why you think it's made up
@@Shay_Mendez What? People lie on the internet all the time. Are you forgetting that "rowan" is also a d&d player. Your sentence makes no sense.
@@emikochan13 and you trying to argue with my statement makes me think you are Rowan more and more. D&D players have less of a reason to lie about RPG horror stories because it meant that much to them.
@@Shay_Mendez now that is some grade A delusion.
This is the earliest I've ever been
Also pleeease part three
I'm glad this exists most especially because of the phrase "samurai pimp"
samurai pimp
i now have the concept for my next D&D character.
I had no consequence when I headbutted the doorway so my 8ft goliath could walk through the gnomish prison.