7 Ways to Troll Guitar Center Employees
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Holy shit that bit involving One had me dying
Didn't expect the out of tune G string.
awesome coolness
An alternative idea is to use the phone war sounds then play One by Creed.
@@mr.anderson70 Bro, that would be great! 😂
"Mali army cannot afford real bullets"
When we need him the most he has returned. Stronger than before.
Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east.
Mans had a training arc
Przynajmniej nie każe nikomu szczyn pić
This makes me remember that the best way I've seen someone troll guitar center employees was that time I heard a guy purposely butcher classic rock songs while playing as loud as he could and every time he'd stop playing a riff he'd look at one of them and say don't you just love that classic back in black tone.
Yeah he sounds like a douche. At the end of the day, they’re just retail workers making shitty money.
I agree but most the guitar shop guys I've met are complete asses and Act like the are better then every one. I completely boycotted a store because of this refuse to go there now.
Just retail workers making shitty money at a place they choose to work at
@@tpatt623 Don't be that guy
@@DeosPraetorian which guy?
Everyone has hit that detuned G string while playing One 😂
Cause it's always detuned
It's always the damn g string
Wrong...
@Zombie Frogg oh, shut up
@Zombie Frogg you must never bend
"Still Got No Skills" hit me deep, especially since I can't seem to bend properly at the higher frets.
Well I don't bend properly at the higher frets cuz I fear that the string might snap into my eye
@@holdenmcgroin5003 holy hell, same. i feel like I need to wear gloves and glasses if I want to tune my guitar
Have no fear. Steve Vai practiced is bends with a tuner. Don’t worry about guitar strings snapping. On a decent set of strings on a set-up guitar, it’s actually pretty hard to snap a string. Remember that the heavier the string, the less distance you need to bend and the lighter the string the more distance you need to bend. Practice with a tuner over and over and over for a very long time until you know exactly how it should sound and then it’s muscle memory.
Which song did he play?
@@syke_bass still got the blues by Gary Moore
The "testing floyd rose" sounds like any slayer solo
Dude right
Basically, every Kerry King solo.
My guy really sacrificed those picks to the black hole of the acoustic just for this video
Your guy? Congrats, I'm sure you'll be happy together.
that ratm reference is the most clever shit i've seen in my life
hearted? lessssgooo
Everybody’s seen that ad apparently lmao
Fucking hate that advert
@@trerossi5508 I never even saw the ad but I instantly thought ratm lol
Tom Mozzarello ahahah
now i’m paranoid that everyone i’ve ever seen in a guitar store is just following these rules of etiquette.
Everyone has to look themselves in the mirror when they try to learn a Gary Moore song
I just keep all of my extra picks inside the acoustic I never play. 😂
That is not "one",that song is "zero".
Nah, zero is smashing pumpkins song
I worked at a Guitar Center for about a year. You should have added “using a speaker cable as an instrument cable”. All together a good list though. Lol.
The Tom Mozzarello part genuinely killed me lmao
Same
I am in fact dead
Kmac would be proud of you man, great video
I was happy to see this channel name in the notification
this jazzy title card background music is making me want to listen to this on some huh duh six hungeos from ol' mate senny
NUGGETS
"Auxillary mode"
*Orgasmic Australian noises*
"Bluetooth mode"
The last thing I expected to see on this vid is a friggin DankPods reference.
Damn.
My favorite one you ever did was the never-ending 'Nothing Else Matters' with the one mistake in the lead so it starts all over again! That's a classic! 😂😂😂
Classic man...lmao
Pulling out 7 guitar picks to replace the 1 u just dropped, and dropping all of them too. 🤣
1:40 i won’t lie this is definitely me when YOU PLAY MÜSIC
*insert Santana earrape here*
YOU BRINGING LITE INTO THA DARKNESS
I feel bad for not knowing this, but what song is that?? 😅
@@justina2337 still got the blues Gary Moore
Or say "can I see a Gibson Les Paul custom and then after they hand it to you say "I'm really a drummer."
I’ve never interacted with guitar store employees, but my dispensary guys are really knowledgeable and suuuper patient and helpful.
The way you look out of the window with a sense of distain really gets me.
Just play Sweet Child O Mine over and over. I worked there for a year and it’s the only thing I heard...
Can't start is my favorite
"Still Got No Skills" my favorite
Testing the Floyd rose made me anxiously grab my Allen key
That Tom morello joke was fucking awesome
The first joke with the beggining of One was killer
3:27 still better than Kerry King soloing.
PGC & KMachavelli the lyrical machete, bane of all guitar stores everywhere lmao
bonus suggestions : play the Stairway to Heaven solo in style of Lil Wayne...
Don't do that with cant start my mind can't handle it please😂😂
Love your videos... awesome reference to Kmac...lol. Cheers
I love how his expression never really changes 😂
i felt that pick drop next to me irl
Good to see you back man, it's been a bit and we all missed you
I love that all your videos end with Drunken Sailor, it reminds me of my choir days :)
It's ALWAYS the g string
3. Needs half note bends, but not quite 1/4 notes are good enough.
I once freaked out a guitar store employee by doing 2 finger tapping and Floyd Rose dive bombs in an Alvarez Dana Scoop, as they looked absolutely fragile.
Well now I know not to ever work at a guitar store because this is masochism
OUTSTANDING.
You totally regretted dropping those pics into that sound hole! What a sacrifice for a video!!!
I’m gonna try these
Tom Mozarello kinda accurate tbh
Third one physically hurt me, great job
Hahahahahaha! This is so great!!!
Laughed at the Kmac one, what's the name of the closing song the one final dark screen?
Drunken sailor
2:54 treat you better - shawn mendes starts playing*
i need to know the name of the song from the "still got no skill" bit
still got the blues
Cant wait to do this April 12th
Before watching this video, I had litterally not seen anyone but Gary Moore play Parisienne Walkways. After watching, I still say the same thing.
Edit: Played so trollingly that I didn't get the song right.
Hell yeah i love the Plug in Baby riff 😌
Dropping picks inside of the acoustic guitar was my favorite.
Love the picks in the Guitar. Lol
The Can't start part was the REAL FUNNY part...!...!
Can't start made me lol. Definitely gonna do that one ASAP
You got my thumbs up for the shanty
Plug out baby has been me on every occasion
Thanks man
Fuck man it was amazing, Im waiting for your album...
The detuned note on one cracked me up
I'm a simple man : I see the notification, I click
Ayeee plug in baby!🤧🤟
U throwing the pick inside the guitar, on purpouse, really grind my gears
Can't start.
Love it. It's the first thing I play on every guitar
Its funny cause the guys at the guitar center that i go to are really chill guitar lovers its funny to hear about rude ones
I feel like the guitar center by me must be the only decent one with the way everyone hates their employees.
I know! I've lived in two different places and the Guitar Center people have always been cool!
Yes, working at Guitar Center especially on a Saturday afternoon, nerve racking
THAT BACKGROUND MUSIC REMINDS ME OF DANKPODS HAHAHAHA
Thumbs the fuk up!!!
The picks in the acoustic... omfg too funny!
I just play riffs 1 string up or down from their actual position so it’s the right pattern but it’s not it.
3 is my favorite!
Was that "the heart collector" by nevermore for #3?
I dunno why but the sour notes on Still got the blues just cracked me up.
Can’t Start was the fucking best, had me dying
When we get out of the apocalypse i'm gonna make so many enemies at that store.
"can't start" broke me lmao
Can't stop
what about playing jazz on a ibanez?
This was infuriating to watch and I loved it 😂
Cant start addicted to the shindig
That last one gave me anxiety
What is the song he played first time plz tel me
Goood...
The black hole was my favorite
“Can’t start” 😂😂
Start playing a Julian Lage cover note-for-note also works
I'm Glad I am Here
What is the black hole song??
#6 gave me such anxiety.
I often wonder how many guitar picks will fit in an acoustic guitar..
Those bends were impressive. My brain doesn’t allow me to play THAT bad lmao
It's like a scene that should have been in Spinal Tap.
The stoic expression is key
As a guitar center employee I would tell you I’d be right back and go to the back and not come out.
nice
Hi again!!!
So funny!!!
One on a budget? Looks like I have a video about that lol :P