You ain’t kidding. I’ve tripped over 100 times and everytime felt great - unless i took even a sip of alcohol. Then everything just felt and seemed…. negative
@@Widow-Cicada it is actual poison. a friend put a tab on my tongue while i was playing guitar after drinking for hours, ended up going through an exorcism situation where demons/dark shit was being extracted from my body by a sinister entity in the sky. Wild shit! they call the strong stuff spirits for a reason...
@@Planet_Drool I'm not sure if this is what they mean, but it's like a nervous laugh where they just keep giggling cuz of the situation in general not really cuz anything funny. Still theo is hilarious af!
Why is Voldemort in the front legitimately so distracting. I feel like I’m watching his night unfold. He ate his food, drank his drink, constantly turned to talk to the folks behind him. He called the waiter over and asked the waiter for the check, then the waiter brought it, he held the bill up to the light to see it, he put his glasses on, he was dissatisfied with his charges, he looked around for the waiter but didn’t spot him, he shook his head all disgruntled, then he pulls out his phone and starts ordering an uber, he puts all his stuff back into his pockets and gets ready to head out. he didn’t laugh at one joke or even pay attention to anything Theo said. Fucking Voldemort man.
I fully agree, I absolutely despise this dude. 0 respect for comedy, like dude why t.f did you even come to stand up to just sit front row and ponder your next malicious move against hogwarts
@@porkbunpapi6365 Maybe he came to stand up to see stand up and instead he got a comedian so off their tits they could barely tell a coherent story and went straight to the lowest hanging fruit Trump, gays, blacks and paedophilia. Maybe if Theo had been more entertaining the OP wouldn't have been so distracted in the first place.
Lol Joey probably watched this and was dying. He told Theo to cancel this gig during the podcast lol I think he said something like "dawg you're not gonna make it"
Standup is probably the hardest thing to do on a psychedelic, can only imagine the fearlessness and tenacity of Theo to be able to do this. Incredible.
Impressed he isn't laughing hysterically at himself and his own jokes.... No way in hell I would be able to hold it together as well as he did....pure natural talent and vibe
Taylor Dalton ya i think at that state your body is at such a state of awareness that it knows what food it’s supposed to eat like fruits, and vegetables. I cant eat anything other than fruit personally when im tripping.
@@koffinkat666 yeah its definitely a classic tripping move. Partying inside... let's go into the woods!!!! Out in the woods and 5 minutes later...let's go inside it's scary out here.
Sure did. Makes all the sense in the world. When I'm peaking though I dont want to be inside, but its absolutely amazing he was able to do this on shrooms, fucking amazing. I just sit outside in my backyard and stare at the trees and the stars for a long ass time.
I smelled some vodka while tripping on shrooms and thought "this is poison". Didn't drink for awhile after that and always wanted to live healthy as possible after a trip.
Theo rubbing his eyes "These gays are just relentless" Lights go off, crowd claps, they think show is over Still rubbing his eyes "Thank you for supporting me with that" Comedy gold
Love this comment. Watching this stirs my anxiety a little bit in that good associative trippy way. Sweaty palms and all that. What amazes me is how coherent his speech is, he still laughs several times, but to do this obviously tripping balls is mindblowing.
@@charliexoxox ha-erhhm! Thats N word bus to u sir! JK say what u want i dont mind but that part was the shit. I bet its cap that he could carry three on his bike. How?
I saw the podcast with Joey Diaz leading up to this performance. Joey took care of him. I'm sure he got a little something to keep himself straight on stage.
We all know it was a bit of a struggle but for someone standing on a stage on mushrooms performing comedy, he bascially fucking murdered they were giving him the benefit of the doubt too cuz they all know none of them could do it
@Cool Story Bro I bet you're that one douche who's into "thought provoking comedy". Also, there are different kinds of intelligence, IQ doesn't mean squat. Stephen Hawking once said that people who boast about their IQ's are losers. Look it up.
This was truly one of the greatest recorded moments in stand up comedy history. This is on the same level as Burr's Philly Rant imo. Elephant in the Room, Joey Diaz on This is Not Happening, I put it up there with all that. I wish every comedian recorded every set so we'd get more candid moments like this.
Mitch Headrum had a similar type of child like but weird observations! That’s who I think Theo is most closest too but Theo has better growth in crowd work then Mitch did but that was part of of Mitch’s thing man. Let a man talk obout rice man it’s okay 👍
And nobody bats an eye. But Rogan saying the hard ER 20 years ago was the end of the world. Goes to show that context is everything. Big difference in saying ni**a in a joke and calling somebody the hard ER as an insult.
He was talking about war scenarios, and getting into gunfights and stuff. Implying that if trump wins, he would have fun with the violence, like how video games do.
Well that was odd...I read your comment and randomly clicked a portion of the video to maybe try and find where he said that and chose the exact right moment. What are the odds!
It's been years and I still say "you don't care ahhh you don't care" when people don't hear me in a group conversation. No one has never gotten this reference but I will never stop.
Lol I thought it may have been part of the set and he was fucking around for the set but once he said that I was convinced. Anyone can pretend to forget what they're saying and stare into the floor periodically. But to come up with that "smells negative" when you're trying to smell water and smell vodka instead. Can't make that shit up.
He wasn’t tripping balls at all, that isn’t possible on low doses. If you think it is then you have never really tried mushrooms. Taking anything less then around a half an ox is equivalent to second hand weed smoke. Sure you are high but you aren’t really all that high. Psilocybin and DMT are in the same family of drugs. If you take enough mushrooms you will “die” and experience a full on DMT like trip. I learned this on my own and it wasn’t fun, 380 grams of fresh “wet” mushrooms was way too much.
@@pkennedy0219 man you don’t have to be incapacitated to be tripping balls. The dude is wrecked. His “set” was funny but it wasn’t even a set or improv. He was not capable of a coherent string of thoughts. And no you don’t have to eat a half oz to be tripping. Even a 1/8 will have most people wrecked. 1/4 is considered a heroic dose. So what are you on about???
@@Apexpurrfection lol you are full of shit, pe are not that much stronger % wise, they arnt even the strongest mushroom. Considering I grew my own mushrooms, your opinion is invalid. If you think you have tripped balls one 1g then be a big boy and do a full ounce, but don’t just eat them. Eat two grape fruits 1 hr prior to drinking tea that has been extracted and converted by lemon juice for a few hours. Be sure to fast for 48 hrs too. Do that and then come back to me. Oh and do that with fresh picked mushrooms converted to dry weight. So roughly 300 grams of fresh shrooms. I’ll be waiting…
He did eat shrooms before this stand up. Watch (joey diaz and theo von #383). They eats shrooms during joeys podcast. Then he goes onstage after. Hes wearing the same shirt. Legit
Yescob yes he can read and is 100% correct with your comment. He isn’t claiming he is lying. Just giving the info in case anyone wants to go check it out. Everyone can tell he isn’t lying just by watching the show.
I'm not even sure if he intended to make that a line, but it made me immediately laugh. I also laughed when he said - these mother fvckers are getting "vibrant" instead of violent. :)
Everyone needs to watch The Church of What's Happening Now episode #383. It was recorded just before this set and seeing how high Theo was during that episode makes this set even more impressive. Theo was fucking travelling.
"This gay guy was wearing Daisy Duke Shorts but with more Daisy then Duke" broooo💀💀💀🤣🤣 how did he come up with that on the spot while being High on shrooms
If this was 2016 I wouldn’t have thought this was funny. And today 2023 Theo Von is the most hilarious human on earth to me. I could watch him for hours just talk. That’s wild. Why does life work like that ? I was conditioned one way. And then life’s curve balls made me a different way? I’m so glad I’m seeing this bc it shows me how different I am now 🙏
I love that he started saying “what else” almost immediately. Like an Olympic medalist swimmer who just realized they’ve got their arms and legs tied and pushed overboard into the middle of the ocean. Theo in there swimmin like a dolphin.
u could literally see him waving with the zooms.. one second unfiltered confidence and charisma; moving around the stage being in the moment.. next second hes standing still and upright not quite sure where he was going with his story..
@@RayyTX No that was too perfect. They waited for him to start rubbing his eyes then they hit the lights on him. They were fuckin with him all the way. Either that or it was the most inadvertently perfect/ funny thing to ever happen in life
1:19 I was 100% sure right at this moment. That fuckin state of death out into the crowd…that was the tell. immediately following by him cracking up and blanking then going straight into that joke, that whole first stretch is a tiny peek into that dark side of Theo. He’s really had a wild journey, remarkable to watch him all these years, he’s done a lot of work that we haven’t seen but it’s obvious.
my favorite part of this set are those little stray thought, mental digressions that just happen to get vocalized. one example when Theo is rubbing his face then just says "this hair won't grow in very well"
ChazWick4 most the people in the crowd are a bunch of squares who’ve never indulged in a nice hallucinogen and simply just don’t understand some of them thoughts or brief “holy fuck” moments where you’re like “yeah I’m still me” 😂
@@thomasrainbow o shit he just turned that guys sarcastic comment back on him so hard, its like watching a jiu jitsu white belt take on a faded homeless child
Nah some of it is written material that doesn't make him any less imaginative or skilled though, idk if you've ever tripped on shrooms but I wouldn't even be able to form coherent sentences if more than one person was staring at me
Theo, pre-sobriety. You've come a long ways bro. Sober, you're unstoppable now. Andrew Schulz is right. America is waiting for someone from the south like you.GANG GANG!!
@@user-nj1zu2nf1x Don't see an issue, people should stop considering stuff like that racism, its a joke pointing out that black peoples skin is dark and that's it, don't read into it. Not to mention he is fucked up, he can barely hold a thought, enough with the racism thing..
Almost every time I’ve taken shrooms I’ve had some period of time where I’m caught in a loop and have a sort of ‘purgatory’ feeling I barely would want to talk to my friends let alone an entire crowd lmao
@@MilkCheck You think that, and i think that way too. Say you are a comedian, or someone used to talking in public, and you planned something. Taking shrooms, then doing it would most likely make it less stressful for them, even though it would be more stressful to remember and try to act obviously, but you wouldn’t think that way you are just consumed
gang gang
bit.ly/theo-von
Hahaha that was gold mate
This video was bought to you by Lee sounding like the smartest brother in junior high
fatality
Gang gang. Much love
Gang bro, just found about your white privlege bit and I can’t stop dying dawg.😂
"What else...." - Theo 20 seconds into a set
James Woods this isnt a set bro he also said that 20 seconds in
Actually 1:32 minutes
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i read this as he said it 🤣🤣🤣
Them gays
Bro Theo is out here remembering childhood trauma on shrooms, in front of a live audience. Lmao
This is literally Theo reliving his trauma on stage lmao
But he handles it with the suave that 90% of the population can't do
@@noneednoname 99.9%*
This is why mushrooms need to be treated as a medicine. Start off with low dose sessions with a doctor until you make a breakthrough.
Joey too, cut from the same cloth! The same but different, love them both and a lot to be learned if you had a less than perfect childhood
I'm pretty sure Theo was sexually abused by his brother
The bravery of this man. Goes on stage on psychedelics, immediately gets political.
lmao, thats what i thought
Not just that he bombed! I couldn’t listen to it for 4 minutes….
@@connorjohn5013 boo hoo
@@chinaboy7850boo hoo what
@@connorjohn5013have you ever done any type of psychedelics?
“It smells negative” 😂😂 this is the best way to describe alcohol when you trippin balls 🤣🤣
You ain’t kidding. I’ve tripped over 100 times and everytime felt great - unless i took even a sip of alcohol.
Then everything just felt and seemed…. negative
@@Widow-Cicadait’s a downer for a reason
@@Widow-Cicada it is actual poison. a friend put a tab on my tongue while i was playing guitar after drinking for hours, ended up going through an exorcism situation where demons/dark shit was being extracted from my body by a sinister entity in the sky. Wild shit! they call the strong stuff spirits for a reason...
@@Widow-Cicada It pairs well with 2-cb
Pairs great with acid or shrooms. If you’re an alcoholic. Albeit before I started drinking heavily I hated alcohol and tobacco on psychedelics lol
If you have ever done shrooms, you would understand how incredible it is he was able to do this
Yessss I cant even try to pretend I could even be in public after that let alone all eyes on me.
I know he felt great and felt the energy
Amen!
@@cdsmock4512 he's a comedian not an actor lol
@@cdsmock4512 This was real, he was on shrooms on podcast with Joey right before this show.
THIS IS HOW YOU BOMB AND KILL AT THE SAME TIME
First of all Deadpill sucked.
Bill Hicks was the all-time master of that.
@@Nautilus1972 Alex Jones was pretty funny. He is still funny, just a different kind of funny.
no doubt. bombing ends up not being bombing if you don't let yourself succumb to it.
@Rob Roy
Eh bro quit acting. Why you mad over nothing?
Ive never laughed harder at a joke than when he said "but sometimes it was just a seasonal memory." It's not even a punchline, just complete insanity.
When he called the jingle bells JBs I lost it
When he said he was a battered spouse I laughed so hard
It was the “nobody’s that Irish” for me
As soon as he got on stage and had the giggles I got the giggles. Fuck super Mario's are fun 🤣🤣🤣
i dont mean to overanalyze, but i think the punchline is that a seasonal(winter) memory you might hear a jingle bell
This takes improv to a whole new level. Dude forgot he was doing stand up. 😂
Most of it isn't improv
@@ninyabidness8208 what the fuck are you talking about? He's clearly spitballing
balimboo if you’ve ever listened to his podcast you’d know this is about 1% improv 99% Theo. It’s called This Past Weekend, check it out.
This definitely feels like improv
Lol prob dont help he did shrooms with joey diaz before this set gang gang
I could watch Theo freestyle the English language for hours
That Theo and Riff Raff video is exactly it, but 20 mins
or freestyle made up asian words. He's a pro at that LOL
They had a deli... They called it a delicatessen. But we knew it was just a deli. Lmao
this was great
@@Scrapzilla69 that's exactly what I was thinking... they said so much about absolutely nothing lol and I loved every minute of it
Props to the girl that was dying laughing the whole set, she got it.
Eh. Some people just stupid laugh.
@@Planet_Drool I'm not sure if this is what they mean, but it's like a nervous laugh where they just keep giggling cuz of the situation in general not really cuz anything funny. Still theo is hilarious af!
@@tgust5 lol
Probably got a little rat king flagpole planted on that Vahj
Ohh she got it alright
Why is Voldemort in the front legitimately so distracting. I feel like I’m watching his night unfold. He ate his food, drank his drink, constantly turned to talk to the folks behind him. He called the waiter over and asked the waiter for the check, then the waiter brought it, he held the bill up to the light to see it, he put his glasses on, he was dissatisfied with his charges, he looked around for the waiter but didn’t spot him, he shook his head all disgruntled, then he pulls out his phone and starts ordering an uber, he puts all his stuff back into his pockets and gets ready to head out. he didn’t laugh at one joke or even pay attention to anything Theo said. Fucking Voldemort man.
I fully agree, I absolutely despise this dude. 0 respect for comedy, like dude why t.f did you even come to stand up to just sit front row and ponder your next malicious move against hogwarts
@@porkbunpapi6365 Maybe he came to stand up to see stand up and instead he got a comedian so off their tits they could barely tell a coherent story and went straight to the lowest hanging fruit Trump, gays, blacks and paedophilia. Maybe if Theo had been more entertaining the OP wouldn't have been so distracted in the first place.
@brandihillcom🤢
9:53 he laughed at the brother story, almost spit his drink
I also hate him
I bet Joey Diaz and the other comics where backstage just crying laughing 😂😂😂😂
Uncle joey gave him the shrooms lol lol
Is that coco diaz fucking with him, with the lights? lol. "This cocksucka is time travellin on stage!!! Hes in deep, like a doctah!"
yeah i bet joey got theo all jacked up lol
Conversation Strangler Steven 😂😂😂 100% Joey in the back fucking with the lights lmfao
Lol Joey probably watched this and was dying. He told Theo to cancel this gig during the podcast lol
I think he said something like "dawg you're not gonna make it"
I have never seen someone struggle so hard and still succeed
Standup is probably the hardest thing to do on a psychedelic, can only imagine the fearlessness and tenacity of Theo to be able to do this. Incredible.
yeah it was crazy how comfortable he seemed up there.
Haha no it's not. Doing it good on pshychodelics is tough though.
@@janglingjack “no”. this just in- also, “yes”
Hits some people very different
@@janglingjack I feel like I would do better with some shrooms cause I would be hella nervous but with the shrooms they would probably help
Impressed he isn't laughing hysterically at himself and his own jokes.... No way in hell I would be able to hold it together as well as he did....pure natural talent and vibe
He's been hearing those jokes in his head his whole life. He has to
Hes on mushrooms this set. So not alot of thinking was going on
@@EXITLlFE It's really easy to laugh hysterically at anything on mushrooms
@@EXITLlFEidk if youve done mushrooms before but you thinking more if anything
"Is this water? It isn't. It smells negative." I completely understand this.
Fuck yea mushroom kingdom
I had that with soda
Joe Cermak Bro same I took a sip of a coke and I thought it was battery acid
Taylor Dalton ya i think at that state your body is at such a state of awareness that it knows what food it’s supposed to eat like fruits, and vegetables. I cant eat anything other than fruit personally when im tripping.
@@joecermak7649 I never realized it but thinking back. The majority of food I ate on shrooms was fruit. Cool
Grabs chair
"I'm probably gonna sit down"
Walks away from chair
🍄 🍄
Classic Tripping
Key word:probably lol
That's that yayo son
@@koffinkat666 yeah its definitely a classic tripping move. Partying inside... let's go into the woods!!!! Out in the woods and 5 minutes later...let's go inside it's scary out here.
Bruh you’ve got my name
"Smells negative" oh the glory of psychedelic drugs. Just two words but so much context. 😂
Ya that resonated too well
Right!
Sure did. Makes all the sense in the world. When I'm peaking though I dont want to be inside, but its absolutely amazing he was able to do this on shrooms, fucking amazing. I just sit outside in my backyard and stare at the trees and the stars for a long ass time.
I smelled some vodka while tripping on shrooms and thought "this is poison".
Didn't drink for awhile after that and always wanted to live healthy as possible after a trip.
It’s called synesthesia. Neurological condition usually brought upon by psychedelic drugs
Theo rubbing his eyes
"These gays are just relentless"
Lights go off, crowd claps, they think show is over
Still rubbing his eyes
"Thank you for supporting me with that"
Comedy gold
You can actually see the shroom waves hitting him throughout the set. F**kin' incredible.
1:18
Lol the podcast was great
SHROOM WAVES. Too real
Dillon Costilla if ya know ya know, ya know.
Love this comment. Watching this stirs my anxiety a little bit in that good associative trippy way. Sweaty palms and all that. What amazes me is how coherent his speech is, he still laughs several times, but to do this obviously tripping balls is mindblowing.
Hes just running on neck thoughts
Sam Vega your comment made my neck hurt
Hahah yes! 😂
He's a genius
Sam Vega yea lol 😂 😂 😂 I bet youre really good at standup and not a complete loser, that got completely fucked over by their tattoo artist.
Sam Vega but seriously though dude youre a middle aged man saying lol I dunno how much more pathetic someone can get
He made himself so vulnerable in this yet somehow it was incredibly touching and fucking hilarious. A real cool dude
Probably not hilarious if you're gay 😐
@@kalemorrow2243 yes it is my gay homie laughed hard at "santamonica dickwarriors" whats ur problem
“they used to call me n***a bus”
@@charliexoxox ha-erhhm! Thats N word bus to u sir! JK say what u want i dont mind but that part was the shit. I bet its cap that he could carry three on his bike. How?
@@kalemorrow2243 Doesn't matter what race/sexuality/preference is, if you dont have a sense of humor then you shouldn't be watching comedy. Period.
I liked when he said “I don’t wanna feel twice as bad in 8 years, cause it’s only going to get better for me”
N it did
i want a reaction video of him watching this and reflecting back on it
dude.... 👍
That video would hilarious
You’re comment is edited and is still missing a word... idk why I find that funny but I do
Yessss
@@chrisast3481 Its your* and I'm not even english native speaker ahahah you're = you+are
Shrooms bringing childhood traumas to light and theo just be makin jokes 😂😂
This why we do it for the break throughs
I saw the podcast with Joey Diaz leading up to this performance. Joey took care of him. I'm sure he got a little something to keep himself straight on stage.
9:55
Why do you look like buffalo bill
filthysock which episode?
*"We wasn't gays or nothin, we was children."*
BroImpeccable lmao
What... the... fuck....
BroImpeccable Michael Jackson approved
@@testikuskitestdrivr6012 dude that sounds pretty gay
@@johnnycards1987 I'm sorry Jesus has touched you, but we was children too.
“Not goin to do my regular set..cuz I don’t know what the F it is” 😂😂 Legend
"He has down syndrome."
"No he don't, he's just Irish."
DYING
Nobody is THAT Irish!
Dude that’s like 700% irish
Laughed so freaking hard. One of the best unexpected jokes I've ever heard
After whiskey we turn into a Down syndrome
-Gerrod Butler’s mouth...
That’s what he was thinking 😂
“It’s okay to laugh, that’s just god shaking ya and making a sound at the same time.”
Makes no sense but hits so deep
Making a sandwich*
"God shaking ya and making a sandwich at the same time" 🥪😇
Makes sense to me. Higher dimensional entities
Making a sandwich bruh… It’s called rewind it!
Them dic snakes
“I could be a croissant roll in a chevron right now. Let’s get French”. Amazing
Burning up
Very riff raffian.
Pure gold! The crowd could feel that Theo's just a good dude, and just enjoyed the riff. So good!
you can see the waves hitting him lol. I must say, your ability to hold it together and form consistent story lines is impressive.
kingdom come When he made the comment about his facial hair it was hilarious
Hella impressive. Playing an instrument is easy. A cohesive narrative? And being hilarious? I wonder how much he took.
He thinks on the fly so clearly for how sporadic his mind works; whether high or sober.
Some people saying he bombed, I couldn’t stop laughing through the whole thing! Theo’s a fucking amazing comedian...
@Cool Story Bro you must be gay
We all know it was a bit of a struggle but for someone standing on a stage on mushrooms performing comedy, he bascially fucking murdered they were giving him the benefit of the doubt too cuz they all know none of them could do it
@Cool Story Bro I bet you're that one douche who's into "thought provoking comedy".
Also, there are different kinds of intelligence, IQ doesn't mean squat. Stephen Hawking once said that people who boast about their IQ's are losers. Look it up.
@Cool Story Bro oh do you only laugh when other people cue you in. Fucking sheep.
@@emceeodessa5606 ain't that the truth. Lmao that shit was fuuuunny.
Theo drops such lightning fast verbiage. Sometimes his words hit you late and you're dying. He is like a jazz musician. Very loose and of the moment.
Perfect description
Absolutely perfect
I couldn’t have said it better.
This was truly one of the greatest recorded moments in stand up comedy history. This is on the same level as Burr's Philly Rant imo. Elephant in the Room, Joey Diaz on This is Not Happening, I put it up there with all that. I wish every comedian recorded every set so we'd get more candid moments like this.
Well put.
Props to the lighting guy for going dark while Theo had his eye’s covered.
Even if he was trying to prompt him to wrap it up, it ended up being gold!
It was all planned fr. No way it wasnt
“We wasn’t gays, we was just children”
“Yeah I’m voting for trump, I like video games”
Lmfao. I love video games too
Bro both of those parts had me dying 🤣
“I saw this gay the other days, he had all his shit in Easter baskets”
*gets on stage*
"yeah man, uhh...... what else....."
🤣
Smells negative
He does this still i just saw him at the store and he comes out like "uhh so what's going on with me.. idk man" lol
You know?
THESE GAYS MAN! 😂😂
He is so damn unique, no one even comes close to his type of comedy.
Such a fantastic mind.
Riff raff the only 1 lool
Yes! Totally! He, Chapelle, and Carlin are in a league of their own!
Mitch Headrum had a similar type of child like but weird observations! That’s who I think Theo is most closest too but Theo has better growth in crowd work then Mitch did but that was part of of Mitch’s thing man. Let a man talk obout rice man it’s okay 👍
He is also actually so witty and smart too.He is like this in real life sorta it’s
pretty funny . As he makes me go hmmmmmm?!wtf Theo ?😂
@@charisselinnell-morton4137I feel Theo plays up the ignorant southerner trope, but in reality is incredibly smart.
The nigga bus is wild 🤣 😂 😅
And nobody bats an eye. But Rogan saying the hard ER 20 years ago was the end of the world. Goes to show that context is everything. Big difference in saying ni**a in a joke and calling somebody the hard ER as an insult.
I think Theo time travelled and created every southern saying.
I would watch that movie
@@somebat8888 needs to happen...
tough titty said the kitty, but the milk's still good
Bro really hit the nail on the head with n
"We wasn't gay we was just children" lmao
I love when he says "you know" and I definitely don't
camcawl I can’t stop saying it now
camcawl it’s just punctuation
Shit son you've never had that distinct feeling of being a crescent roll inside a Chevron gas station? We've all been there.
I think he did a splendid job, considering he was on shrooms.
It's a southern thing
I come back here every once in while just for this one: „Im human, Im a human person, Im okay, yeah, im alright“. Gives me the chills
"What were we talking about...OH YEAH THESE GAYS BRUH!!" 😂🤣
@@chadshipman7869 "what was I on...right! these gays bruh, look at you over there trynna look all innocent and make me forget about the gays"
You fuckin think I forgot
That shit hilarious 😅
“Give it up for Hannah! I’d hit it probably huh?!” 😂😂😂😂😂
“Yeah I’m voting for Trump I like video games” I haven’t laughed that hard in a while shit makes no sense but is hilarious 😂
Makes sense to me 😂
You take on evil villains in video games, Trump was the hero taking on the elite satanist cannibal pedos for the first time since jfk.
@@israelCommitsGenocide Xqc voice “ok dude”
Gamers rise up
He was talking about war scenarios, and getting into gunfights and stuff. Implying that if trump wins, he would have fun with the violence, like how video games do.
*Zones out completely in the middle of a story*
“I just remembered I’m a Pisces for some reason”
Hahahaha absolutely killed me
I read this right before he said it hahahaha
Best bit of the set!
Well that was odd...I read your comment and randomly clicked a portion of the video to maybe try and find where he said that and chose the exact right moment. What are the odds!
Hahaha
He’s the king of non sequitur
Theo Von's use of the English Language is the most Chaotic Neutral thing and I love every word of it lol
whats theo's thac0?
how he managed that for 25 min on shrooms is incredible
Depends on how much you eat
He was eating Joey Diaz' stash... thats serious
Looks like hes feelin 2-3g. Must have seemed like hours til it was over and seemed like seconds.
shr00mhead tf you talking bout you tripping right now? Lol
haha
“Crescent roll in a Chevron son, let’s get French”
I understood zero of that
Quinn Morri he said before he was the the stage under the lights and it was warm
Crossaint roll?
GETTT INNNNN THERRRREEEEE
@Trizzle Hizzle so a croissant
“I’m a human person, im okay” most relatable shit ever on psychedelics
It's been years and I still say "you don't care ahhh you don't care" when people don't hear me in a group conversation. No one has never gotten this reference but I will never stop.
There are so many BEAUTIFUL one liners in this set.
It's un-fuckinh-believable!!!!!! He might be me new favorite comedian!!
“Yeah I’m voting for trump dude I like video games”
dairy he namrd aftet thr food group
Theo out here mastering the dark arts
HardFUCKINGcore love Theo
Black guy in a theater.
Word.
P
That good ol fashioned Cajun Voodoo bruh
"smells negative" Just one of the many ways you can tell he's not faking lol
Lol I thought it may have been part of the set and he was fucking around for the set but once he said that I was convinced. Anyone can pretend to forget what they're saying and stare into the floor periodically. But to come up with that "smells negative" when you're trying to smell water and smell vodka instead. Can't make that shit up.
Every time the shrooms hit that’s exactly what alcohol smells and tastes like. I stop drinking
The heavy sighs gives it away 100%. I know those psychedelic sighs too well.
*Woman asking waiter for ketchup*
Theo:"y'all keeping secrets?"
He’s a youth pastor 😂 that went over everyone head
he said it so quick idk if he even knew what it meant, just the shrooms talkin lmao
Or maybe every girl in the audience was so familiar with how corrupt youth pastors are that they weren't surprised enough to laugh.
i was laughing my ass off
thank god for this comment bc it didn't go over my head when I heard it...omg
Yep hilarious
Theo is at that "I'm a human... I'm a human person, I'm ok" level
You know he seein some crazy shit, No way in hell I could ever perform while on an eighth.
I'm on that level without any drugs a lot of the time
Holy crap. I scrolled past this comment right as he was saying it. Eerie
@@zacstark2158 I did that aye
@@zacstark2158tf as I’m on Shrooms too….
With 666likes 😏
He said his boy had FREELANCE DOWN SYNDROME 😭
Nobody's that Irish
“They had a really nice deli. Or ‘delicatesse’ they called it, but we knew it was just a deli”
He’s lightyears ahead of us
He's legit tripping balls, has that thousand mile stare after saying anything. Props
He wasn’t tripping balls at all, that isn’t possible on low doses. If you think it is then you have never really tried mushrooms. Taking anything less then around a half an ox is equivalent to second hand weed smoke. Sure you are high but you aren’t really all that high. Psilocybin and DMT are in the same family of drugs. If you take enough mushrooms you will “die” and experience a full on DMT like trip. I learned this on my own and it wasn’t fun, 380 grams of fresh “wet” mushrooms was way too much.
@@pkennedy0219 man you don’t have to be incapacitated to be tripping balls. The dude is wrecked. His “set” was funny but it wasn’t even a set or improv. He was not capable of a coherent string of thoughts. And no you don’t have to eat a half oz to be tripping. Even a 1/8 will have most people wrecked. 1/4 is considered a heroic dose. So what are you on about???
@@pkennedy0219 nerd. Your buddies sold you cow crap. You can TRIP BALLS on a gram of good PE.
Let's let the adults talk.
Dweeb
@@Apexpurrfection lol you are full of shit, pe are not that much stronger % wise, they arnt even the strongest mushroom. Considering I grew my own mushrooms, your opinion is invalid. If you think you have tripped balls one 1g then be a big boy and do a full ounce, but don’t just eat them. Eat two grape fruits 1 hr prior to drinking tea that has been extracted and converted by lemon juice for a few hours. Be sure to fast for 48 hrs too. Do that and then come back to me. Oh and do that with fresh picked mushrooms converted to dry weight. So roughly 300 grams of fresh shrooms. I’ll be waiting…
@@pkennedy0219 we got the mushroom mogul over here
He did eat shrooms before this stand up. Watch (joey diaz and theo von #383). They eats shrooms during joeys podcast. Then he goes onstage after. Hes wearing the same shirt. Legit
Chris Leos Why would he lie? Lmfao acting like anyone is questioning this except you, you had to rewatch the pod and spot the same shirt? Jesus man
@@yescoblol Y'all doing a lot of assuming, the brotha was just tryna give context there was nothing about Theo lying.
Antispaghetti God What? Can you even read?
Yescob yes he can read and is 100% correct with your comment. He isn’t claiming he is lying. Just giving the info in case anyone wants to go check it out. Everyone can tell he isn’t lying just by watching the show.
Bobb Sanders Theres a huge difference in saying youre high on shrooms and adding a couple of white lies to make a story more fun though.
A “delicatessen” they called it. But we knew it was justa deli.
"They look at you like you a asshole", great line that totally went over the crowds head
I'm not even sure if he intended to make that a line, but it made me immediately laugh. I also laughed when he said - these mother fvckers are getting "vibrant" instead of violent. :)
I was just about to say it went over theos head as well.
@@FVCK- i think the same thing.. i dont think he understood how good it was hahaha
Everyone needs to watch The Church of What's Happening Now episode #383. It was recorded just before this set and seeing how high Theo was during that episode makes this set even more impressive. Theo was fucking travelling.
Yes! At the top!
Holy fuck ive watched that pod and this set a dozen times each and never realised, the shirt shoulda give it away, makes this even more impressive
He’s not funny
@@oscarvalencia6552why are you here then?
bro thank you that was amazing to watch to set this up
What's funny is he was saying on the podcast that he didnt think he should go do his set. LOL He was obliterated.
Joshua R The church of what's happening now. Episode #383
"This gay guy was wearing Daisy Duke Shorts but with more Daisy then Duke" broooo💀💀💀🤣🤣 how did he come up with that on the spot while being High on shrooms
"But we wasn't gays, we was just children."
He a fuckin youth pastor now!
Now is he fucking a youth pastor now or is he a fucking youth pastor. Bc there’s a big difference
best line
lmao
“We used to sell tattooed hamsters and guinea pigs outside of raves when I was younger.” LOLLLLLL
I'm not saying I branded them, but I smiled when we got the batch of them
Check out when he talks about that on joey diaz's podcast lmao funny shit
@@OhhSwapy
Link?
"Im probably gonna sit down" *moves stool* Does not sit down lmfao
He did say "probably" lol
That’s mushrooms for ya
@@billguy4843 ha! that's EXACTLY mushrooms for ya
His mind was in aN alternate universe. I mean, he forgot he was doing stand up comedy a few times
If this was 2016 I wouldn’t have thought this was funny. And today 2023 Theo Von is the most hilarious human on earth to me. I could watch him for hours just talk. That’s wild.
Why does life work like that ?
I was conditioned one way. And then life’s curve balls made me a different way? I’m so glad I’m seeing this bc it shows me how different I am now 🙏
💯
cause it dobe
Watching this still in 2019. I can't even imagine how he did this set on mushrooms. Possibly one of the greatest performances ever lmao.
Wow, you are better sucker than he is. Snodlerr
Legendary set. Diaz couldn't match that.
Facts
Dude foreal
Right up there with Santana on acid at Woodstock
"I just remembered I was a Pisces "
Hahaha gold
“Is this a coffee house.... oh shit this is a comedy show I forgot” hahahah
😂
8:25 “Look at you tryna make me forget about these gays”
I can’t 😂😂😂😂 This dude 😂😂😂
I love how everyone goes REALLY quiet when he says "he's a youth pastor" 😂😂😂
and he's gay and likes incest.
I thought the same thing.
His jokes hit late they're so good
Fuck this crowd man this shit was hilarious!
"He was a problem solver so he tried to hide it in my ass""
Hahaha hahaha lmfao
i died😂😂
Ok (0>8
"Y'all trying to trick me with this surprise ass "it's October" 😂
Brother's a lyrical genius.
Theo "I'm voting for Trump, I like video games" Von
"I don't like vodeo games"
Lmao don't forget gay hating incestuous nigga bus driver. 🤣🤣🤣
@@johnclaudetaylor5224 what???
He definitely knew about gamer gate
Lmao that joke hasn't aged the best
"Did y'all just turn a bunch of lamps on? Or were they already on? Oh, okay." 😂💀
What time was that at?
@@andrewshafer2676 19:05
Reminds me of when Ali siddiq said he was on shrooms and the city took a picture of him lmao
This has to be the most under rated comedy set I’ve ever seen. How do you function like that on shrooms. 😂 This guy is 100% Covington Louisiana.
Joshua Howard he sure is. im a LA native but dont live there anymore, but a lot of his little country sayings really take me back
CoLo
@Faith Fuldeeds ✋
Kenner
You’re so right. I’m from New Orleans 😂⚜️
I love that he started saying “what else” almost immediately. Like an Olympic medalist swimmer who just realized they’ve got their arms and legs tied and pushed overboard into the middle of the ocean. Theo in there swimmin like a dolphin.
u could literally see him waving with the zooms.. one second unfiltered confidence and charisma; moving around the stage being in the moment.. next second hes standing still and upright not quite sure where he was going with his story..
Thats just him
From being an avid psychadelic user. This is next level af.
💯. Its impressive
he took a stem so he was definitely at least feeling it
Seriously. I can feel the anxiety of not being able to string a sentence together as he watched the mic melt
Love how they started changing the lights on him 🤣
As a former lighting operator, I could tell someone was having fun behind the board with that one.
I think they were signaling him to get off stage cause he did more than 15 minutes he was so high lol
@@RayyTX yes I think this too lol
@@RayyTX No that was too perfect. They waited for him to start rubbing his eyes then they hit the lights on him. They were fuckin with him all the way. Either that or it was the most inadvertently perfect/ funny thing to ever happen in life
@@vnigallahoir3523 You were never a lighting operator. Why would you make that up?
If you watch Theo regularly you learn bud body language and mannerisms, you can TOTALLY tell he’s tripping balls
1:19
I was 100% sure right at this moment.
That fuckin state of death out into the crowd…that was the tell.
immediately following by him cracking up and blanking then going straight into that joke, that whole first stretch is a tiny peek into that dark side of Theo. He’s really had a wild journey, remarkable to watch him all these years, he’s done a lot of work that we haven’t seen but it’s obvious.
@@swayback7375 right dude??? I could feel it, I bet it was scary af.
He’s rubbing his neck and his collar open. He’s gone
I love how he keeps poppin off "these gays man" 🤣
my favorite part of this set are those little stray thought, mental digressions that just happen to get vocalized. one example when Theo is rubbing his face then just says "this hair won't grow in very well"
I was thinking something similar when he said "I'm just gna sit here, under these lights.... because they're warm" hahahahaha
"My lips are fuckin soft, dawg. They are. I'm a human person and I'm okay. Uh.... yeah, I'm alright"
ChazWick4 most the people in the crowd are a bunch of squares who’ve never indulged in a nice hallucinogen and simply just don’t understand some of them thoughts or brief “holy fuck” moments where you’re like “yeah I’m still me” 😂
@@christianreinoso7240 "people who don't indulge in hallucinogens are squares" you're right.
@@thomasrainbow o shit he just turned that guys sarcastic comment back on him so hard, its like watching a jiu jitsu white belt take on a faded homeless child
halfway through a gag, "I just remembered I was a Pisces for some reason"...god I love this dude
I come back to this every once in a while and it's still SO funny
I'd watch 100 netflix specials of Theo taking mushrooms, then freestyling
Is he just going off the top of his head? If so, damn his imagination is off the charts.
Not sure but he is great on podcast.
Nah some of it is written material that doesn't make him any less imaginative or skilled though, idk if you've ever tripped on shrooms but I wouldn't even be able to form coherent sentences if more than one person was staring at me
Some of it are jokes from his Netflix special but it's all so scattered mixed with improv from the shrooms lol
I'm just impressed he's able to make any sense at all leave alone being this funny
Even if all of his stories are made up, they’re funny AF always 😂
"i'm voting for trump, I like video games" lmfao best quote ever.
T00MVCHblvck why is he an idiot?
Wow! Incredible set. Even when he's pausing, it's brilliant. He's one of the best living comics today. Hands down.
Theo, pre-sobriety. You've come a long ways bro. Sober, you're unstoppable now. Andrew Schulz is right. America is waiting for someone from the south like you.GANG GANG!!
Very bright guy.
Oh come on! You don't have to be racist.
Very bright guy, tad bit racist/ignorant in regard to black ppl though
@@user-nj1zu2nf1x maybe hes joking
@@user-nj1zu2nf1x Don't see an issue, people should stop considering stuff like that racism, its a joke pointing out that black peoples skin is dark and that's it, don't read into it. Not to mention he is fucked up, he can barely hold a thought, enough with the racism thing..
He don't have downs syndrome.. he's Irish.... nobody's THAT Irish! That's like 700% Irish!!!
top 3 jokes of all time
God damn that was an amazing joke I'm in tears
crypto nouveau he’s not Irish
I'm Irish, it's true. We all a little downey look in us.
That was a fucking gold line. Definitely should have kept that one.
him performing in front of a crowd under the influence of shrooms is unreal man. i wasn't even sure if i was alive or not for a good 2 hours.
Almost every time I’ve taken shrooms I’ve had some period of time where I’m caught in a loop and have a sort of ‘purgatory’ feeling I barely would want to talk to my friends let alone an entire crowd lmao
@@MilkCheck You think that, and i think that way too. Say you are a comedian, or someone used to talking in public, and you planned something. Taking shrooms, then doing it would most likely make it less stressful for them, even though it would be more stressful to remember and try to act obviously, but you wouldn’t think that way you are just consumed
I was in my living room but I thought I was in a subway in New York, I live in Oregon 😭
@@gigischorr2367 😂😂😂 bruh I thought I was in the shadow realm...subway in New York isn’t too far off from that though lmao
@@MilkCheck there’s definitely more than we can see physically
This proves Theo is Theo inside and out. I can’t believe I’m just now seeing this.