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  • @OwolabbyAzeez
    @OwolabbyAzeez 5 років тому +374

    The bit about Milk and Eggs will FOREVER go down as one of the best jokes I've ever heard aha

    • @zanehill193
      @zanehill193 2 роки тому +2

      Lololol

    • @Mawri94
      @Mawri94 Рік тому

      Imagine he says something like that today he’d get canceled in a heartbeat 🥴😂

  • @Marx-Lennon
    @Marx-Lennon 7 років тому +644

    The definition of killing. Theo straight murdering

    • @dankedgaming617
      @dankedgaming617 6 років тому +9

      GOT THAT HITTAH

    • @patrickchico2798
      @patrickchico2798 5 років тому +1

      He KILLED!

    • @deejay7339
      @deejay7339 5 років тому +2

      Legit, someone died from laughter, emptied them lungs.

    • @4Everlast
      @4Everlast 5 років тому +1

      He should be getting 25-too life.

  • @Tsukiko.97
    @Tsukiko.97 2 роки тому +108

    I laughed the whole time. That civil war joke was effing gold 😂

    • @eternity8811
      @eternity8811 Рік тому +1

      It's funny coz it's true ☠️ ☠️😂

  • @CNIE2
    @CNIE2 5 років тому +370

    the ratking army is rising

  • @TakTheWorld
    @TakTheWorld 6 років тому +160

    "why do you think we reenact it every year, cause we're still practicing hahahahaha

    • @littlebird3167
      @littlebird3167 5 років тому +2

      Not gonna sound so ridiculous when shit goes sideways again now is it? I think we got em this time. Lol

  • @buttcrack36
    @buttcrack36 7 років тому +332

    I built my buddy a "nas deck"

    • @hobosrev
      @hobosrev 4 роки тому +15

      Thanks from three years in the future, I couldn't understand him

    • @buttcrack36
      @buttcrack36 4 роки тому +13

      Jason H. Man I don’t even remember writing this comment I had to come back and listen to the set again lol

    • @hobosrev
      @hobosrev 4 роки тому +11

      @@buttcrack36 well, it was a nas set. cheers

    • @jordanlock9746
      @jordanlock9746 3 роки тому +1

      Around his big nas pool

  • @bearcudlybear
    @bearcudlybear 8 років тому +508

    The southern accent "humditity" got me in tears i cant breeaath

  • @staggerlee7956
    @staggerlee7956 3 роки тому +61

    That yogurt joke was one of the funniest things I've ever heard

    • @b1nostrumpet
      @b1nostrumpet 3 роки тому +3

      strawberry banana made me belly laugh

  • @feed5750
    @feed5750 6 років тому +77

    5:15 "Quit reporting our lamps!" LOL!

    • @monicapyle
      @monicapyle 5 років тому +1

      The quality isn't very good (or maybe it's my cheap knock off phone lol) but I couldn't quite tell what he said there, so thanks!

    • @The_Fat_Turtle
      @The_Fat_Turtle 4 роки тому +2

      That shit made me spit water all over my keyboard. Theo Von is an American treasure.

    • @jasontheryan
      @jasontheryan 4 роки тому

      probably the best throw away in the whole set. dude is sick. lol

  • @jamesackerman5937
    @jamesackerman5937 2 роки тому +5

    "...now quit reporting our lamps" 😂🤣😂🤣👽🕵️🛸

  • @southerncalifornia42
    @southerncalifornia42 4 роки тому +33

    Discovered Theo about a month ago. Been on a binge since

  • @RobbsHomemadeLife
    @RobbsHomemadeLife 6 років тому +1114

    Wow, I am late to the party, this is the funniest guy I have listened to in years!

    • @billyelliot4141
      @billyelliot4141 6 років тому +25

      Robb's Homemade Life hey robb have you ever heard of a comedian called patrice o neal? Fucking funniest and cleverest comedian who ever lived.

    • @dankedgaming617
      @dankedgaming617 6 років тому +7

      i'm very late to the party but oh boy oh boy oh boy it's a gold mine

    • @snipert3818
      @snipert3818 5 років тому +9

      Apparently theo been around for a while haha I just started listening to him a couple weeks ago through joe organ. Funniest dude I’ve heard In A while

    • @BbbyRob30
      @BbbyRob30 5 років тому +6

      Yeah, same here, I’ve been obsessed with his material the last 3-4 mths....

    • @monicapyle
      @monicapyle 5 років тому +8

      I discovered him by total accident yesterday. I love him. Try to check out "Theo Von most embarrassing story". His stand up bits on midgets and Denny's are really good too. I'm on a Theo binge

  • @bhew7409
    @bhew7409 5 років тому +87

    "you got new shoes on player, go!"

    • @JohnnyG911
      @JohnnyG911 4 роки тому

      Funniest shit ever lmao

    • @phylazen5649
      @phylazen5649 3 роки тому

      that bit reminded me of dave chappelle so much that i wanna call him the white dave chappelle

  • @XMcIWrestling
    @XMcIWrestling 11 років тому +114

    theo Von is one of the best comics around. He is soooo funny.

  • @frogsoda
    @frogsoda 6 років тому +241

    I always like it when a UA-cam session leads to a new comic I've never heard of before.
    And he's a southern boy. Doubleplusgood

    • @kelanjames2645
      @kelanjames2645 6 років тому +1

      frogsoda I was thinking the same! Only just found him and I’m bloody glad lol

    • @ChiccinTendies
      @ChiccinTendies 5 років тому +8

      Liked for the reference to the book that really should be universally known.

    • @bryanparish8046
      @bryanparish8046 5 років тому +11

      I know this is a year late, but Theos podcast, "this past weekend," is one of the funniest yet inspirational podcasts ever. Its almost like having a theropist.

    • @nonamemcgillicutty9585
      @nonamemcgillicutty9585 4 роки тому +1

      @@bryanparish8046 king and the sting is killing too .. best pod out right now

    • @loserreviews8550
      @loserreviews8550 4 роки тому +1

      @@ChiccinTendies I thought everyone had read it, but they dont read it in the high schools around here anymore. Which is unfortunate

  • @allprog
    @allprog 11 років тому +60

    my dude said the himdidity, zippity dew point lol

  • @BillM1960
    @BillM1960 6 років тому +329

    Why am I gonna buy you a $700 purse when you only keep $9 in it?

  • @joeyv.destefano5236
    @joeyv.destefano5236 6 років тому +72

    Theo Von is a national treasure!

  • @christophermiller8589
    @christophermiller8589 5 років тому +23

    "Dated a girl with a lazy eye one time... HELL of a skeet shooter!"
    One of those subtle ones that had me pausing the video because I couldn't hear over the sound of my own tears. 🤣😭

  • @quill1260
    @quill1260 3 роки тому +15

    "You got on new shoes Player, now GO!!!" Theo Von is hilarious.

  • @TheFunnyfilms101
    @TheFunnyfilms101 10 років тому +153

    Hilarious!! My coworkers had u on during lunch & the whole department in the lab was busting up dying with laughter!! We all hv a new favorite! So thumbs up from all of us!

  • @nofreehooks
    @nofreehooks 4 роки тому +31

    “I like all girls man, big, small, sleeping.”
    LMFAO 🤣🤣

  • @Nicephore
    @Nicephore 6 років тому +260

    Got any ID?
    About what?

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow 5 років тому +6

      I fucking love that joke! hahaha

  • @GlennJimenez
    @GlennJimenez 5 років тому +74

    Theo von is one of the funnier comics I have heard in years.

    • @EnjoyLife-sg3kt
      @EnjoyLife-sg3kt 3 роки тому +2

      He's great man. It's cool to see how his comedy has evolved from this point in his career to now.
      By the way, he is clearly coked out of his damn mind right here 😆

  • @kevman739
    @kevman739 2 роки тому +14

    holy shit I cried. This was one of his best sets ive ever heard. Love Theo!

  • @coffmanjoshua5363
    @coffmanjoshua5363 5 років тому +138

    This dude's story about his vests on JRE is the greatest shit I've ever heard.

    • @joelroberts8799
      @joelroberts8799 5 років тому +7

      He was having a late Xmas party @ 230am!

    • @falcor200
      @falcor200 5 років тому +2

      @@joelroberts8799 in February lol

    • @The_Fat_Turtle
      @The_Fat_Turtle 4 роки тому +4

      Even just the thought of him having coke parties by himself while wearing vests is funny enough, but that sequence of events is just ridiculous but I can totally see it happening due to coke fueled, panic decision making and it gets so much funnier.

    • @enednas801
      @enednas801 4 роки тому +2

      @Not a merc btw "I think Id gum down a viet first cos their people are most forgiving" xD

    • @ITzCw4dE
      @ITzCw4dE 3 роки тому +5

      “How long ago was that”
      “Oh that was two years ago, I was 35”

  • @strpped379
    @strpped379 10 років тому +25

    Wait until you see him live...the BEST!!!

  • @Lokilowkey978
    @Lokilowkey978 5 років тому +16

    For the past week I been binging on Theo. Dude is hilarious

  • @trouper1127
    @trouper1127 5 років тому +39

    Holy shit i seriously cried laughing at this. Theo is one of the best comics in the world

  • @garethward-stevens1596
    @garethward-stevens1596 6 років тому +14

    Love you Theo..... onward

  • @bogusrascal7374
    @bogusrascal7374 7 років тому +32

    One of the funniest comedians :)

  • @schnozberries98
    @schnozberries98 5 років тому +10

    “How much time do I have left? Oh, sorry, feels like I’ve been up here a while...”

  • @jeremywilhite6853
    @jeremywilhite6853 5 років тому +8

    Once u find theo you will binge for a while cause he's crack.

  • @xxFeedYerHeadxx
    @xxFeedYerHeadxx 6 років тому +25

    Theo, Iv been listen/watching you for quite some time now.
    Through JRE,Bertcast,TFATK,The Church and now This Past Weekend .
    I can say for the last three days you have stayed on my search bar...
    Thank You
    -feed

  • @stimpaxx
    @stimpaxx 6 років тому +91

    Lol why is this dude not more famous

    • @bostonloyalty4804
      @bostonloyalty4804 6 років тому +13

      Alex F. He’s getting there, definitely on his way to blowing. I just discovered him and loving all the new material. Guys a character

    • @enat5896
      @enat5896 6 років тому +8

      Give it 6-9 months he’ll be a household name

    • @CrashCraftLabs
      @CrashCraftLabs 5 років тому +2

      yea i just found out about him, holy hell is he good

    • @robradomski1
      @robradomski1 5 років тому +2

      @@enat5896 not quite

    • @jklflufj22
      @jklflufj22 5 років тому +4

      Rob Radomski he’s pretty famous now

  • @Mikey.Cuthbertson
    @Mikey.Cuthbertson 2 роки тому +8

    One of the funniest sets I’ve ever watched! Incredible. Theo will forever be one of my favourites

  • @jg1772
    @jg1772 2 роки тому +31

    This dude is so underated. He is a unique fountain of comedy. He is original through and through and been killin it since day one. Effortlessly

  • @ripevanwinkle494
    @ripevanwinkle494 3 роки тому +4

    Dude really dropped his best material in this 10 min bruh

  • @teelamorissette5615
    @teelamorissette5615 6 років тому +3

    Theo, love you more every day. These clips still make me laugh every time I watch them.

  • @cb7pwn
    @cb7pwn 2 роки тому +12

    crazy how much hes changed and grown as a comic. now one of the funniest/ strange dudes out there

    • @Musingsonthelawofattraction
      @Musingsonthelawofattraction 2 роки тому

      I just hope he's not on drugs etc as some people have said. The world needs comedians like this.

    • @cb7pwn
      @cb7pwn 2 роки тому

      @@Musingsonthelawofattraction now or then?

    • @SquareOne75
      @SquareOne75 7 місяців тому

      He's gotten some wisdom

  • @TheRealJaded
    @TheRealJaded 6 років тому +67

    If the Good Lord didn't want you to cook ladies, then why'd he put milk and eggs in your bodies? 😂😝

  • @alexterlizzi8080
    @alexterlizzi8080 4 роки тому

    watching these old videos i watched 6 years ago and theyre still amazing.. love ya brotha gang gang

  • @TranOfficial
    @TranOfficial 5 років тому +17

    straight ethered that set boi. one hitter after another

  • @jessehhope1990
    @jessehhope1990 6 років тому +13

    Quit reporting our lamps

  • @waloacme
    @waloacme 8 років тому +138

    WTF this guy is awesome, shit I should have seen him earlier. Cheers!

    • @dantedlane2
      @dantedlane2 5 років тому +3

      Theos von is now famous dude

    • @Puru370
      @Puru370 5 років тому +1

      i discovered him 4 days ago or so.....im late as shit , its 2019.....

  • @csalt5235
    @csalt5235 2 роки тому

    That last set is just gold…..I’ve been back to this video so many times now & i still crack up 😂

  • @MaddenNature
    @MaddenNature 7 років тому +11

    Killed this set

  • @nassbouazzati4803
    @nassbouazzati4803 5 років тому +16

    That Chanel 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @danielmccabe6559
    @danielmccabe6559 3 роки тому +4

    Theo Von is a true American.a true Human. Theo has huge balls made of tungsten steel. Much love and respect to him. Hope all is good and well.

  • @stovar1182
    @stovar1182 3 роки тому +1

    Still watching this in 2021

  • @dereks6251
    @dereks6251 6 років тому +24

    Yo this dude has me dying.

  • @DrakeMR2
    @DrakeMR2 7 років тому +66

    filmed with a floppy disk

  • @alejandrosoriano8204
    @alejandrosoriano8204 6 років тому +7

    that last set is the best I've ever heard!

  • @jacquiehosey1029
    @jacquiehosey1029 2 роки тому

    Obsessed with Theo vons comedy. Flipping hilarious. And just his interviews, brilliance. Lol for real.

  • @jackkanovysac4998
    @jackkanovysac4998 5 років тому +7

    one of the most talented comedians currently on the circuit

  • @jakevincent6379
    @jakevincent6379 4 роки тому +1

    Real talent. One of the best out there.

  • @Caxerw13
    @Caxerw13 6 років тому +7

    Damn, this set was on fire!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @aalsmadi1
    @aalsmadi1 12 років тому +7

    i had to look you up after the laugh factory set. shit's hilarious. keep it up.

  • @MDBandit
    @MDBandit 2 роки тому +5

    Damn, I knew Theo had been in the comedy game for a while but I didn't know he was murdering like this 10 fuckin years ago.

  • @sloridehikes
    @sloridehikes 7 років тому +95

    milk and eggs...lmao

  • @BANE2025
    @BANE2025 2 роки тому +1

    That is one of the best sets I’ve seen.

  • @blaze556922
    @blaze556922 5 років тому +11

    This had me laughing so damn hard!

  • @glorfac
    @glorfac 5 років тому +287

    I miss people being able to make jokes like these without fearing they'll be labeled "racists" or "bigots" and have their entire lives ruined. This was hilarious af

    • @juiicex2
      @juiicex2 3 роки тому +2

      ‼️‼️‼️

    • @sonytoprano5183
      @sonytoprano5183 3 роки тому +17

      Theo still does cuz he’s a real one.

    • @donovankelly8846
      @donovankelly8846 2 роки тому +9

      true comedians do not care lmao theo still cracking these jokes

    • @redtukeguy4263
      @redtukeguy4263 2 роки тому +4

      Imagine going to a comedy show and being offended by a shitty joke xD

    • @kay-collins
      @kay-collins 2 роки тому

      Y’all cry about this so called “cancel culture” way more than the people y’all so called worried about “cancelling” people do. Smh Theo is literally alive, still telling the same jokes & NO ONE, literally no one, is trying to “cancel” him. You act like this set is from the 70s or something & this comedian is no longer alive & can’t be “cancelled” or some mess & that’s why no one is in an uproar about it but dude is literally a comedian today & telling the same jokes.... where is all of this uproar y’all claim “would happen today” because here today is & no ones upset. No one is crying, but yall.
      Y’all just pretend there’s a “cancel culture” issue so yall can have something to cry about. Then you all lack self awareness like a mf bc YOU’RE the SAME people who like to cry about & accuse other people of “playing victim” or having a “victim mentality”smh but here y’all are playing victim over a made up “cancel culture”. You’re the worst hypocrites ever. In more ways than one. Don’t forget that those of you complaining about “cancel culture” the most are self-proclaimed Christian whites & white males & you all are the mfn pioneers of “cancelling” sht. You have “cancelled” stuff all through out history.... book banning, cancelling sex education, cancelling lgbtq people, not wanting women to work or join the military, taking away people’s rights, creating “whites only” bs.... you all wrote the blueprints for “cancelling”. But now when it’s YOUR KIND being “cancelled” for way better reasons than “it’s a book about witchcraft”, now it’s a problem...
      Also, if “political correctness” & “cancel culture” & the fact that you can’t get away with saying certain words that are hurtful to people is your main complaint in life & that’s what you claim is “oppressive” to you, then you & Tom McDonald needs to just stfu because your life is great yet y’all cry more than the people you all refer to as “snowflakes” do. Soft mfs..

  • @Sogonrei
    @Sogonrei Рік тому

    Oh man @TheoVon even early on you were a riot! I have been caring for my mom for 1.5 weeks since shes been home, from rehab we can't afford it and shes declining rapidly fading with her late stage Parkinsons, Lewys Dementia, can't walk since late September at all now. This makes my day..lights me up during the hardest time of my life and doing this while chronically in terrible pain, and knowing shes hurting and confused but explaining everything to her as I do it in a caring non patronizing gentle way., and knowing you Theo have been through something similar with your Dad and his age and strokes and handling that so young is hard....and brave..being able to make comedy out of your pain is admirable plus helping people in this community you have built, your dad would be proud. When I am picturing some of these things you said, and your Southern accent it really made this bit lit! 🔥🤣😍🙌

  • @GDP445
    @GDP445 3 роки тому +6

    9:00 😂🤣😅 the most funniest black joke I have ever heard (and probably somewhere true to a certain degree)

  • @kolbytard
    @kolbytard 3 роки тому

    Thank you for uploading this

  • @christopher19894
    @christopher19894 5 років тому +20

    How does anyone follow that act? Theo has the genius and quirkiness of Mitch Hedberg-- but also has the stage presence of Dane Cook. It's pure wizard work, and sort of insane how Theo isn't as famous as those guys by now. I stumbled upon him like a week ago and have been falling asleep to his voice every night since.

    • @phatjesus57
      @phatjesus57 5 років тому

      Chris Anthony listen to him on something's burning with Bert Kreischer his jokes go right over their heads

    • @6kine6tic67
      @6kine6tic67 5 років тому +1

      Its them dark arts dude

    • @ninyabidness8208
      @ninyabidness8208 5 років тому

      Gay

  • @paxbeatz711
    @paxbeatz711 2 роки тому +2

    Known and watched Theo for years as far back as his first appearance on Road Rules. He was misunderstood back in them days but it's fully appreciated for his comedic genius now great guy be nice to see him settle down with a wife and family

  • @ScottishLeo
    @ScottishLeo 4 роки тому +3

    My 23yro son sent me this clip, I'm officially a fan, he slayed me!

  • @robertjohnston6387
    @robertjohnston6387 2 роки тому +3

    This is so great Theo is the greatest of all time

  • @UndoingRuin08
    @UndoingRuin08 2 роки тому

    11 years ago and already nailed stage presence and timing and shit. Hoping for a new special soon, also tour to southern CA bro damn

  • @richardfoerster9807
    @richardfoerster9807 5 років тому +1

    One of the BEST COMEDIANS ever!! Theo RULES. #TheoVonRULES

  • @bobpapadopoulos5476
    @bobpapadopoulos5476 6 років тому +2

    Literally hurt my stomach laughing. Nonstop. Great set.

  • @ViksterWoop
    @ViksterWoop 5 років тому +5

    AAAHAHA. Theo got me in tearsss 😂😂😂😂

  • @CeelosEsco
    @CeelosEsco 13 років тому +14

    strawberry banana?!!! briliant!!!

  • @whatisit350a
    @whatisit350a 5 років тому +3

    "why is it cold? strawberry banana?!?" ..... LMAO!

  • @joehamiltonsongs
    @joehamiltonsongs 5 років тому +3

    Absolutely brilliant

  • @selfmadegamer410
    @selfmadegamer410 2 роки тому +1

    Ayo the nativity scene on the dash had me rolling 🤣 😂 💀 😭 😳

  • @SirKevinthefirst
    @SirKevinthefirst 5 років тому +6

    The fastest people in the world unless there's a street. Hahahahaha

  • @mikidou99
    @mikidou99 13 років тому +3

    Haha great compilation Theo!!

  • @avenueb9394
    @avenueb9394 3 місяці тому

    hard to u turn w the candles goin homie is the best thing ive heard uttered from theo god dayum

  • @pletschke
    @pletschke 12 років тому +7

    This kid made me cry of the giggles after I saw him on "Live at the Gotham" on Comedy Central!:)

  • @buzz2978
    @buzz2978 3 роки тому +1

    Is this the best 10 minute set ever? That was amazing!

  • @Jonizoda
    @Jonizoda 5 років тому +3

    I'm gonna have a kid at 70 so I can have a kid like Theo

  • @lukasg6557
    @lukasg6557 4 роки тому +1

    Theo Von's dad was born before the titanic sank

  • @Flannagan.n1
    @Flannagan.n1 4 роки тому

    This was the best set I’ve ever seen.

  • @rileygally2967
    @rileygally2967 3 роки тому +3

    Nativity scene on the dash got me

    • @monicapyle
      @monicapyle 2 роки тому +1

      Me too. As a Mexican woman, I can vouch that it's definitely true 😂

  • @GulyasGuy
    @GulyasGuy 3 місяці тому

    “…Stay down Asian🔫.” WRECKED ME 😂

  • @virgiijauregui
    @virgiijauregui 12 років тому +6

    excellent set...nice job

  • @revazzhvania1466
    @revazzhvania1466 5 років тому +7

    Damn i never knew Theo could be so funny.

  • @47Gryph
    @47Gryph 5 років тому +3

    He literally killed that last set😂😂😂

  • @jumperhighpd
    @jumperhighpd 2 роки тому +1

    the handfull of yogurt holy shit LOL

  • @adamnaron6394
    @adamnaron6394 5 років тому

    You’re an amazing human Theo ❤️

  • @crashgoldstein5160
    @crashgoldstein5160 3 роки тому +2

    I feel like Joe Rogan is the new Jonny Carson couch.

  • @Theiwillsee
    @Theiwillsee 2 роки тому +1

    holy shit. this is gold theo. wow amazing set

  • @BPRbuster
    @BPRbuster 6 років тому +8

    Southern boy represent!!!! Love Theo-he so funny 😂!!!!

    • @davlynnolan236
      @davlynnolan236 4 роки тому +1

      Brian Reynolds Louisiana boy! Represent!!!

    •  2 роки тому

      We love Theo here in Kentucky

  • @cobaltblue5523
    @cobaltblue5523 2 роки тому

    The Von man you are hilarious thank you for the laughs .

  • @kevinboswell5093
    @kevinboswell5093 2 місяці тому

    This is peak Theo. Out there grinding not super famous yet just on fire. Don’t get me wrong buddy has improved incredibly, but this is like a college player just finding his groove and fucking killing it. Love Theo

  • @Deskmaya545
    @Deskmaya545 Рік тому

    What a great set!!! Naturally funny

  • @normalong3728
    @normalong3728 3 роки тому

    Such a beautiful soul