I once had a customer ask me when Cinco de Mayo was. I jokingly said "oh, I think its on the 5th this year" and the customer nodded in acknowledgement for a second and replied "oh, ok"
" 'Cinco' is Spanish for 'fifth'. 'De' is Spanish for 'of'. 'Mayo' just means the month May. So, when could the fifth of May be this year?" *might* be an appropriate response?
In my years in customer service, I've gotten quite a few. The one that sticks out to me was the time I had to spend about five whole minutes explaining to a middle aged woman how to use a roll of tape.
I used to hand out food samples at Bj's Wholesale Club. I was handing out samples of frozen Italian Ices. An older lady came up to me and asked if there were onions in it.
I have two that happened the same couple of weeks. The first I was filling hams that were on sale. We had big signs next to me, I had a cart full of them in view and people around had hams. Some one asked where are the hams on sale. The second one was so dumb I forgot the previous for a long time. I was managing the fish counter at the time. An elderly couple came up to me asking if the cod is caught wild. I then said yes, they then proceeded to ask if the fish was gluten free and grain fed. I just stared and when I realized they were serious I just walked away. I walked passed my boss and said you have to deal with i will explain later. I explained later and eventually it was a joke at work that got asked the dumbest customers.
Okay, yes some of these are pretty bad, but I also kind of relate because I almost wonder if some of these people are just sleep deprived? I’ve tried to smell fake flowers in Walmart after running on about 7 hours of sleep for the entire work week, and was really out of it, so it just kind of makes me wonder.
I feel the pain of that IT guy diagnosing the computer. remember, IT people of the world out there: ... the first thing to diagnose, is the user. make sure the user's OS is up to date and functioning properly, *before* moving on to work on the machine. 16:50 "anything like ice" might refer to cold packages for portable fridges or medical transport. usually to the statement of an ambiguous request, follows the question of "what do *you* want to do with it?" ....if they say "I want to put it in a glass an pour a drink on them for the purposes of cooling that drink for ingesting" and what you deal with is packages of frozen water shaped in convenient sizes, then your response might be "yes, over there in the freezer" if you DON'T deal with that but instead deal with packaged coolant gel for the purposes of cooling other products for transport, then your response might be "Yes we have *something like ice,* but you can't pour drinks on them!" _concepts!_
i've been asked multiple times why we can't just open up on Christmas Day when it's the only day the shop i work at is closed all day some customers even asking if i could just come in personally for a few hours in case they had forgotten anything beforehand
setting: starbucks, unicorn frapp era lady: i want a unicorn frapp me: i'm so sorry, but we are all out of the ingredients for that right now. can i get you something else? lady: is it because im black? me: no, its because we can't make something we don't have
In hardware stores this is a valid question. Often the isle numbering system will loop around to the opposite end of the store and they'll reuse the same isle numbers for outside or/and garden areas. So you have 3 isle 3 or whatever.
I work at dairy queen, for reference all our burgers with 2 or 3 patties are called our "signature stack burgers". Every time someone has a coupon for the a stack burger combo, they'll say "i have this coupon for a stack burger combo, can I get that?", I'll respond "sure, all our burgers are called stack burgers, so choose whichever one you like". This one lady refused to understand, and just kept saying "yes, I want the stacker burger combo" (she kept saying stacker as well). It went on for like 5 minutes before I had to go get a manager to try and get it through this lady's thick skull.
When a customer deliberately walks up to you, you're wearing a bright yellow neon vest bearing the store's logo on the front and back, then they ask you, "do you work here?"
I've done shit like this, but in my defence it's usually mid to late afternoon and my brain is spacking out as a result of having far too much blood in my caffeine stream.
"Do you put chicken in the chicken salad?" "Excuse me?" ***I worked at Chick-fil-A at the time. Yes, we put chicken in the chicken salad, or else it'll be little more than mayo and spices.
Well maybe they thought you worked at another Walmart. Or were there to prank people? I understand though. And funnily enough, my work uniform is a blue shirt and when I would get off work and go over to Walmart, I'd have a few people that thought I worked there.
The one at 15:40 reminded me of a sign I saw here in town. It said something like, "Vegas Poker Nights are held in the VFW next door. This is a hair salon."
was working at a shop that sold a lot of chicken but also some big ass pork ribs. one lady asked if they were from the chicken as well, told her with a dead face yes and that we have a chicken farm in the Ukraine where we could do genetic modification since the rules are less strict there, hence the chicken spare ribs 50cm in length. she believed me and my boss told me not to embarrass customer like that in the future. absolute golden 💛
I work at Office Depot (for now), and we JUST had a customer come in, who got pissed off at us because we couldn't re-color a black and white photo. He wanted us....to print a black and white photo....in color. He was about 400 pounds and was wearing a Confederate Army hat, so fuck that guy.
The kitchen I work in will occasionally get chicken medium/well/whatever on a couple occasions that sorta get me is that sometimes people will ask for extra rare steak. "Doneness" is normally dictated by temperature and unless you constantly have a thermometer in it idefk how you can tell. Not to mention the occasional Karen that claims either protein (fish, steak, chicken) "isn't done right" RIGHT AS IT HITS THE FING TABLE. Didn't even cut into it or anything.
The "medium chicken" requests terrify me. I've had salmonella and as much as I'd love to see The Stupid People experience just how horrific it is, there's no way I'd risk THAT lawsuit coming back on me!
“Can you not assign homework on Wednesdays? That’s our bingo night.” I no longer assign homework because I’ve gotten up to date on the ineffectiveness of it, so no need to tell me that. But this was about ten years ago and the “homework” was only four math problems and a five page (one sentence per page) easy read book. The point was just reviewing what the first graders learned that day. Ten minutes with adult guidance.
I work at Starbucks and I get LOTS of idiots coming in and asking me obvious dumb things. Had a girl ask me if there was mango in the dragon fruit refresher... I told her "it's mango dragon frut" and she went "yeah... I'm asking if there is mango in it". another time, a guy wanted a Spanish latte and asked if we made that. I said no and he got visibly upset and said "why don't you guys know how to make it!? every coffee place here don't know to make it either!" I asked him what it was, he said "it's a latte in Spain, only 5 places in America make it". Then I asked if one of the places was in Washington, he said no. So then I asked what was in it, he told me the ingredients and how to make it and that he makes it regularly at home..... I swore I could of threw hot coffee at the guy for being a dumbass.
Not in the UK because we have two sorts of lawyers, solicitors who are the ones you go and see in their offices, and barristers who are the ones in black gowns and short wigs that you see in British courtroom dramas.
I paint wooden figures (small angels that are as small as the palm of your hand) for a living and we have a shop at the bottom of our manufacture where people can view and buy the figures. Sometimes someone who paints them, sits in the back of the shop so the customers can watch how the figures are painted. A lady came up to me in the shop and told me that she loves the figures and collects them and comes over here once in a while. Then she told me that she had a special figure that she had for the past 17 years and places it in her living room around Christmas. Then she asked me how she should store the figure.. I went like :"Uhm, well, where and how did you store it the last 17 years?" She:" In the original box with some paper in the attic" Me:" And you don't have issues with the old paint coming off or something?" She:" No? But I wanted to know how to store it correctly" Me inside: Lady! If you come here... A few times a year... And have this figure stored the same way for the PAST 17 YEARS And nothing happened? Like... How comes that you ask this NOW? 17 YEARS LATER? I just told her she's doing fine with that and she went "Okay, I just wanted to know from a professional" After 17 years I know it's not that bad but I was just really confused the first seconds
@@robirvine6970 I understand that. But if she's coming there multiple times a year and owns this figure for about 17 years now, isn't it a little late to ask how to store it? That's something you ask when you buy it new, when you buy bigger stuff, you'll get info at the register how to care for it properly. If you'd buy expensive jewelry, you'd ask right away how to clean it or how to prevent staining in any kind. And not wear it for 17 years and then ask how to care for it
4:22 o yes they do. jokingly, i signed A. Lincoln to my grocery store cards for many years. guess what happens when i sign my actual name for a car purchase?? cue frozen checking account.
I make donuts and I get customers that constantly come in at 6am (Yes donuts ideally should be out by then but orders come first) they'll see the case is empty and locate the nearest coworker. "Are the donuts ready yet?" So coworker then comes to bother me about it. I've just started telling them that they'll be done by 7 and to fuck off
No me personally but this just happened last week to a co-worker. A customer asked if there was any potatoes in our Potato Bacon soup,, I LMFO when she told the cook.
I have one. I was working at Walmart in about 2018-2019 these two women in their 20s it was just before midnight. They ask me if fish were reptiles. I couldn’t even answer with out laughing. So the woman in line behind them had to answer. After they left we shared a look and just started laughing.
Question: (Points at something by reaching over the sneeze guard) What's this? Me: (Thinking) KEEP YER GERMY HANDS TO YO' SELF Me: (Saying) That is Chili Crème
Not a question but: Customer: I want to get the Nacho Bell Grande combo, but I don't want the drink or the taco. Us: So you just want a Nacho Bell Grande by itself? Customer: No. I want the combo, but without the drink or the taco. ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!
How many days on a 45 day return... this not completely dumb some company's only count business days so if they are counting only business days then on a 45 day return you would 63 days depending on when you bought it
So our slushie machines go into defrost and at the moment of this story they are halfway Frozen and halfway liquid as they continue to turn in the machine. A guy that was watching them for a few seconds asked me "are those on low? Like they don't cause you brainfreeze?" I was accused if making that up but my coworkers had to admit it must be true as I am not that creative.
Worked at gamestore, basically the butt of stupid questions was a game on a system it wasn’t attended for Like halo for playstation, or mario on for the xbox, ect ect You had the elderly grandparents who were wanting to get a game but said the wrong system or vice versa they were ether sorry or entitled buttholes who scream and throw tantrums, then you have the 3erd which aren’t elderly and are assholes who basically make it their lifes work to ruin your day by doubling down on stupidity for lols these people would basically crap on your day by messing up displays and games, a few would find where your car was and key it or puncture the tires for lols
Honestly, I'd rather get dumb questions then then believing something that isn't true. Example: we have a certain color tag on sale every week. Even though there's signs everywhere, people still assume the wrong thing. Like it's black because the writing is black or yellow because the background is yellow. No. But I'd rather them ask then have them get to the registers and say "I thought this other color was on sale." And then we're stuck putting back half a cart of items.
This might offend someone but I always have customers ask for a hamburger and then they say I don’t want cheese. A cheeseburger has cheese a hamburger does not I rhink it’s kind of funny
Working in customer service, I can't think of any one interaction that stands out. But I can pick out very memorable smart customers cuz they're so damn rare 😂 the number of grown ass adults I have to explain how shapes work to is distressing. No, ma'am, I can't take your 30dpi 1.3 inch by 1.3 inch image into a 3ft by 8ft banner. Why? Well... Tiny. It's a square, you're gonna have 7 feet of white space on the side or an image so stretched and distorted, it won't be readable or even recognizable. And your image is so tiny it's just gonna look like someone sneeze a tiny cluster of pixels onto the banner anyway. The dumbest fax person I got didn't realize they actually needed the papers they wanted faxed present in some shape or form lol. Told them as much. "oh..." So they come back with the paper and I asked for the fax number. "Oh, can't we just leave that blank?" Like, yeah, sure! You're all set then 🙄 or the one person who took a pic of their dog. Or, tried to. Photo was like, 3/4 just the floor. Was asked if I could center the dog more. Yes, but it looks like you also took this super zoomed out pic with a Razor flip phone, it's just gonna be a blurred mess. Customer just couldn't understand why I couldn't edit or move background that just.... wasn't there. All I could do was zoom in and that's not what they wanted. it's scary how many people like this are allowed out in the world unsupervised and worse, allowed to vote and procreate.
Reading without my glasses, and at first glance I saw "Is mayo a vegetable?". I think I've spent a bit too much time reading/listening to stories about stupid people if that's how low my expectations are!
I once had a customer ask me when Cinco de Mayo was. I jokingly said "oh, I think its on the 5th this year" and the customer nodded in acknowledgement for a second and replied "oh, ok"
" 'Cinco' is Spanish for 'fifth'. 'De' is Spanish for 'of'. 'Mayo' just means the month May. So, when could the fifth of May be this year?" *might* be an appropriate response?
Maybe they didn't know Spanish?
@@Lunar994 The most simplistic of basic Spanish that is Cinco de Mayo should be something people in California can follow.
@@darkchia00 Perhaps. Just giving them the benefit of a doubt since it could POSSIBLY be the case.
In my years in customer service, I've gotten quite a few. The one that sticks out to me was the time I had to spend about five whole minutes explaining to a middle aged woman how to use a roll of tape.
I work in a bakery. I had a customer ask me if we can "Unslice a loaf of sliced bread."
Sure sir/ma'am/valued customer just lemme get the super glue-
I used to hand out food samples at Bj's Wholesale Club. I was handing out samples of frozen Italian Ices. An older lady came up to me and asked if there were onions in it.
I used to work at a Wendy's for 3 years
"Is this a Wendy's? This is where the GPS sent me."
I had to resist the urge to say: "No, this is patrick"
Be me: taxi driver
Drunk girl: can I have a ride home?
Me: sure, get in. Where do you live!
Drunk girl: I don't know.
Me: get out
Lmaooo🤣😂 " this is not looney toons, this is real life" ☠️🤣
I have two that happened the same couple of weeks. The first I was filling hams that were on sale. We had big signs next to me, I had a cart full of them in view and people around had hams. Some one asked where are the hams on sale.
The second one was so dumb I forgot the previous for a long time. I was managing the fish counter at the time. An elderly couple came up to me asking if the cod is caught wild. I then said yes, they then proceeded to ask if the fish was gluten free and grain fed. I just stared and when I realized they were serious I just walked away. I walked passed my boss and said you have to deal with i will explain later.
I explained later and eventually it was a joke at work that got asked the dumbest customers.
Okay, yes some of these are pretty bad, but I also kind of relate because I almost wonder if some of these people are just sleep deprived? I’ve tried to smell fake flowers in Walmart after running on about 7 hours of sleep for the entire work week, and was really out of it, so it just kind of makes me wonder.
I can see where the power button lady was comming from. Holding it for ten seconds reboots the device. Not turns it off
I feel the pain of that IT guy diagnosing the computer.
remember, IT people of the world out there: ... the first thing to diagnose, is the user.
make sure the user's OS is up to date and functioning properly, *before* moving on to work on the machine.
16:50
"anything like ice" might refer to cold packages for portable fridges or medical transport.
usually to the statement of an ambiguous request, follows the question of "what do *you* want to do with it?"
....if they say "I want to put it in a glass an pour a drink on them for the purposes of cooling that drink for ingesting" and what you deal with is packages of frozen water shaped in convenient sizes, then your response might be "yes, over there in the freezer"
if you DON'T deal with that but instead deal with packaged coolant gel for the purposes of cooling other products for transport, then your response might be "Yes we have *something like ice,* but you can't pour drinks on them!"
_concepts!_
i've been asked multiple times why we can't just open up on Christmas Day when it's the only day the shop i work at is closed all day
some customers even asking if i could just come in personally for a few hours in case they had forgotten anything beforehand
setting: starbucks, unicorn frapp era
lady: i want a unicorn frapp
me: i'm so sorry, but we are all out of the ingredients for that right now. can i get you something else?
lady: is it because im black?
me: no, its because we can't make something we don't have
(sigh) There's always someone who has to pull the race card when they can't get their way. :(
Once got asked why the foam packaging tasted terrible
Working in a grocery store when I was 19 or 20 years old.
Customer asked me where's isle 11?
I said between 10 and 12....
Lmao
In hardware stores this is a valid question. Often the isle numbering system will loop around to the opposite end of the store and they'll reuse the same isle numbers for outside or/and garden areas. So you have 3 isle 3 or whatever.
when customers would come in asking how much something cost…at dollar tree. i would just gesture to the giant sign at the top of the store.
Working @ a Debt collection attorney's office. question asked: Doesn't it just go away once it goes to collections!?
I work at dairy queen, for reference all our burgers with 2 or 3 patties are called our "signature stack burgers". Every time someone has a coupon for the a stack burger combo, they'll say "i have this coupon for a stack burger combo, can I get that?", I'll respond "sure, all our burgers are called stack burgers, so choose whichever one you like". This one lady refused to understand, and just kept saying "yes, I want the stacker burger combo" (she kept saying stacker as well). It went on for like 5 minutes before I had to go get a manager to try and get it through this lady's thick skull.
Costumer asked if i could refund the gas she spilt on our parking lot.. No we cant
17:55 This... Guy was going in for a promotional item and he didn't even know what it was...? How did he know he wanted it?
a-doodle-of-a-dong. lol
When a customer deliberately walks up to you, you're wearing a bright yellow neon vest bearing the store's logo on the front and back, then they ask you, "do you work here?"
I worked at jewel, they asked WORD FOR WORD. “What day is cheap chicken Monday”
Me: *says Company name and "this is connor"
Person on the phone: "yeah, hi is Connor there?"
I've done shit like this, but in my defence it's usually mid to late afternoon and my brain is spacking out as a result of having far too much blood in my caffeine stream.
Now I know where my stash is going! I thought that my cat was acting shifty.
"Do you put chicken in the chicken salad?"
"Excuse me?"
***I worked at Chick-fil-A at the time. Yes, we put chicken in the chicken salad, or else it'll be little more than mayo and spices.
Working at Walmart, wearing my vest and name tag and people would still ask if I work there...
Well maybe they thought you worked at another Walmart. Or were there to prank people?
I understand though. And funnily enough, my work uniform is a blue shirt and when I would get off work and go over to Walmart, I'd have a few people that thought I worked there.
@@kaylapounds1359 it legit happened on a daily basis
The one at 15:40 reminded me of a sign I saw here in town. It said something like, "Vegas Poker Nights are held in the VFW next door. This is a hair salon."
was working at a shop that sold a lot of chicken but also some big ass pork ribs.
one lady asked if they were from the chicken as well, told her with a dead face yes and that we have a chicken farm in the Ukraine where we could do genetic modification since the rules are less strict there, hence the chicken spare ribs 50cm in length.
she believed me and my boss told me not to embarrass customer like that in the future.
absolute golden 💛
I work at Office Depot (for now), and we JUST had a customer come in, who got pissed off at us because we couldn't re-color a black and white photo.
He wanted us....to print a black and white photo....in color. He was about 400 pounds and was wearing a Confederate Army hat, so fuck that guy.
The kitchen I work in will occasionally get chicken medium/well/whatever on a couple occasions that sorta get me is that sometimes people will ask for extra rare steak. "Doneness" is normally dictated by temperature and unless you constantly have a thermometer in it idefk how you can tell. Not to mention the occasional Karen that claims either protein (fish, steak, chicken) "isn't done right" RIGHT AS IT HITS THE FING TABLE. Didn't even cut into it or anything.
The "medium chicken" requests terrify me. I've had salmonella and as much as I'd love to see The Stupid People experience just how horrific it is, there's no way I'd risk THAT lawsuit coming back on me!
@@Chuckf66 i agree. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy
“Do you have piercing kits?” No, this is a fabric/craft store.
I work at Starbucks some one asked if we sold coffee…
Clearly means "not fancy stuff that's advertised everywhere in the store."
How the fuck is it possible that an adult doesn't know what RICE is?
“Can you not assign homework on Wednesdays? That’s our bingo night.”
I no longer assign homework because I’ve gotten up to date on the ineffectiveness of it, so no need to tell me that. But this was about ten years ago and the “homework” was only four math problems and a five page (one sentence per page) easy read book. The point was just reviewing what the first graders learned that day. Ten minutes with adult guidance.
I work at Starbucks and I get LOTS of idiots coming in and asking me obvious dumb things. Had a girl ask me if there was mango in the dragon fruit refresher... I told her "it's mango dragon frut" and she went "yeah... I'm asking if there is mango in it".
another time, a guy wanted a Spanish latte and asked if we made that. I said no and he got visibly upset and said "why don't you guys know how to make it!? every coffee place here don't know to make it either!" I asked him what it was, he said "it's a latte in Spain, only 5 places in America make it". Then I asked if one of the places was in Washington, he said no. So then I asked what was in it, he told me the ingredients and how to make it and that he makes it regularly at home.....
I swore I could of threw hot coffee at the guy for being a dumbass.
"A lawyer and an attorney are the same people, right?"
Not in the UK because we have two sorts of lawyers, solicitors who are the ones you go and see in their offices, and barristers who are the ones in black gowns and short wigs that you see in British courtroom dramas.
Can't really blame the customer for thinking Old Navy sells boat type stuff, lol.
I paint wooden figures (small angels that are as small as the palm of your hand) for a living and we have a shop at the bottom of our manufacture where people can view and buy the figures. Sometimes someone who paints them, sits in the back of the shop so the customers can watch how the figures are painted.
A lady came up to me in the shop and told me that she loves the figures and collects them and comes over here once in a while. Then she told me that she had a special figure that she had for the past 17 years and places it in her living room around Christmas. Then she asked me how she should store the figure..
I went like :"Uhm, well, where and how did you store it the last 17 years?"
She:" In the original box with some paper in the attic"
Me:" And you don't have issues with the old paint coming off or something?"
She:" No? But I wanted to know how to store it correctly"
Me inside: Lady! If you come here... A few times a year... And have this figure stored the same way for the PAST 17 YEARS
And nothing happened?
Like... How comes that you ask this NOW? 17 YEARS LATER?
I just told her she's doing fine with that and she went
"Okay, I just wanted to know from a professional"
After 17 years
I know it's not that bad but I was just really confused the first seconds
She wanted to know if there was a certain way to safely store them. Are you simple?
@@robirvine6970 I understand that. But if she's coming there multiple times a year and owns this figure for about 17 years now, isn't it a little late to ask how to store it? That's something you ask when you buy it new, when you buy bigger stuff, you'll get info at the register how to care for it properly.
If you'd buy expensive jewelry, you'd ask right away how to clean it or how to prevent staining in any kind. And not wear it for 17 years and then ask how to care for it
4:22 o yes they do. jokingly, i signed A. Lincoln to my grocery store cards for many years. guess what happens when i sign my actual name for a car purchase?? cue frozen checking account.
*Pharmacist here. I feel your pain.*
"Why does the car speed up when going downhill with the cruise control on" (early 2000's)
Because a non expect in specific subjects don't know everything
@@robirvine6970 Which is why cars come with an "Owners manual" :-)
I make donuts and I get customers that constantly come in at 6am (Yes donuts ideally should be out by then but orders come first) they'll see the case is empty and locate the nearest coworker. "Are the donuts ready yet?" So coworker then comes to bother me about it. I've just started telling them that they'll be done by 7 and to fuck off
No me personally but this just happened last week to a co-worker. A customer asked if there was any potatoes in our Potato Bacon soup,, I LMFO when she told the cook.
5:40 Probably a language barrier issue.
Are you old enough to work here?
Like would I be working here if I wasn't 🙄
I have one. I was working at Walmart in about 2018-2019 these two women in their 20s it was just before midnight. They ask me if fish were reptiles. I couldn’t even answer with out laughing. So the woman in line behind them had to answer. After they left we shared a look and just started laughing.
I explain fax machines like “its a remote copy machine”
"Do you sell lottery?" Naw man.. all these trays full of tickets are and all those other signs are pure decorative..
I had a customer ask for garlic sprinkles. I asked "do you mean garlic salt?" " NO I SAID GARLIC SPRINKLES!"
That’s garlic granules without salt.
Question: (Points at something by reaching over the sneeze guard) What's this?
Me: (Thinking) KEEP YER GERMY HANDS TO YO' SELF
Me: (Saying) That is Chili Crème
Study well pupper 🙌
Not a question but:
Customer: I want to get the Nacho Bell Grande combo, but I don't want the drink or the taco.
Us: So you just want a Nacho Bell Grande by itself?
Customer: No. I want the combo, but without the drink or the taco.
ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!
How many days on a 45 day return... this not completely dumb some company's only count business days so if they are counting only business days then on a 45 day return you would 63 days depending on when you bought it
Also if you order is it from order date or receiving date.
So our slushie machines go into defrost and at the moment of this story they are halfway Frozen and halfway liquid as they continue to turn in the machine. A guy that was watching them for a few seconds asked me "are those on low? Like they don't cause you brainfreeze?"
I was accused if making that up but my coworkers had to admit it must be true as I am not that creative.
Study well pupper
Questions: R U Open / Closed?
Me: (Thinking) OUR HOURS R LITERALLY POSTED ON MULTIPLE WALLS OF THIS FOOD COURT
Me: (Saying) We R open till 5pm
Worked at gamestore, basically the butt of stupid questions was a game on a system it wasn’t attended for
Like halo for playstation, or mario on for the xbox, ect ect
You had the elderly grandparents who were wanting to get a game but said the wrong system or vice versa they were ether sorry or entitled buttholes who scream and throw tantrums, then you have the 3erd which aren’t elderly and are assholes who basically make it their lifes work to ruin your day by doubling down on stupidity for lols these people would basically crap on your day by messing up displays and games, a few would find where your car was and key it or puncture the tires for lols
Honestly, I'd rather get dumb questions then then believing something that isn't true. Example: we have a certain color tag on sale every week. Even though there's signs everywhere, people still assume the wrong thing. Like it's black because the writing is black or yellow because the background is yellow. No. But I'd rather them ask then have them get to the registers and say "I thought this other color was on sale." And then we're stuck putting back half a cart of items.
This might offend someone but I always have customers ask for a hamburger and then they say I don’t want cheese. A cheeseburger has cheese a hamburger does not I rhink it’s kind of funny
Working in customer service, I can't think of any one interaction that stands out. But I can pick out very memorable smart customers cuz they're so damn rare 😂 the number of grown ass adults I have to explain how shapes work to is distressing. No, ma'am, I can't take your 30dpi 1.3 inch by 1.3 inch image into a 3ft by 8ft banner. Why? Well... Tiny. It's a square, you're gonna have 7 feet of white space on the side or an image so stretched and distorted, it won't be readable or even recognizable. And your image is so tiny it's just gonna look like someone sneeze a tiny cluster of pixels onto the banner anyway. The dumbest fax person I got didn't realize they actually needed the papers they wanted faxed present in some shape or form lol. Told them as much. "oh..." So they come back with the paper and I asked for the fax number. "Oh, can't we just leave that blank?" Like, yeah, sure! You're all set then 🙄 or the one person who took a pic of their dog. Or, tried to. Photo was like, 3/4 just the floor. Was asked if I could center the dog more. Yes, but it looks like you also took this super zoomed out pic with a Razor flip phone, it's just gonna be a blurred mess. Customer just couldn't understand why I couldn't edit or move background that just.... wasn't there. All I could do was zoom in and that's not what they wanted. it's scary how many people like this are allowed out in the world unsupervised and worse, allowed to vote and procreate.
STUDY WELL PUPPER
Is mayonnaise vegan?
Reading without my glasses, and at first glance I saw "Is mayo a vegetable?". I think I've spent a bit too much time reading/listening to stories about stupid people if that's how low my expectations are!
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I am like number 221
That thumbnail is so simian.
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I worked at a grocery store and a fully grown adult customer asked me "What is a broccoli and where can I find one?"
Please tell me you told them it's a cut of meat and only available from the butcher.
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No wonder these channels are getting demonetized all the same videos over and over.
Isn't that... kinda the point?
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I guess I am not the only one having exams soon
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