5:06 “Yes we are open nine days a week, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, today and yesterday. No we aren’t open tomorrow because that’s not a day.”
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH send help
Half The Hart that store is right next to my house u go there every once in a while but what is funny is it is right next to my house why ninety-nine cent store and why Stockton California that is hilarious
me: *reads comment* my brain: hmm... milk... me: no... not again... my brain: ryan was kneeling in the bathtub... me: *dies* ( this is a joke about the milk fic btw )
6:06 Maybe they thought that Monday through Friday was what people call a week So they added Saturday and Sunday So 7+2=9 That's were they got the sign
Actually there's 7 days in a week, not 9, Sunday,Monday,Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,Saturday these are the days of the week, containing only 7 days in a week
When I tried to swing a golf club and hit a ball, it bounced off the club, hit me in the head... AND KNOCKED ME DOWN🤣 Drop a like on this and maybe a comment if something like this ever happened to you.
1getbettertoday, I was holding a book in one hand, and a plate in the other hand, (I had just finished dinner) and I put the book in the dishwasher, and brought the plate with me into the bathroom. Luckily I saved the book before it got washed.
DelphoxGaming I have a long yellow thing😏😏..... actually I think that would be very bad like it's not suppose to be yellow. Also I'm a girl this doesn't make sense... I'll go home
Tal's facial expressions remind me so much of my crush. Especially the face he made when holding the imaginary "long yellow things". That's the "confused" face my crush makes
[Xolt] Samohtliu Jesus was at a party and they ran out of wine so he told someone to get a pot of water and Jesus turned the water into wine.(u never read the bible before?)
4:00 that bench with water Donald Trump can build some walls but with a door around the bench and people can shower in there when it's summer, and people can get naked in there (😍 , no just kidding, not that emoji, it's this one 😱 ) and when they are tired, they can sit on bench, how nice is that?!😉
The SOPT on the ground Driver sees it be like “What????”🧐 Drives past the stop sign and crashed into another car Driver: “Oh, that meant stop. Come on people YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!!!” Another car crashes into the driver’s car
Plants grow to the sunlight. The top hole in the cone is enough for the grass. Notice how the lower grass is more brown while the higher grass is greener.
Tal has the funniest editing 😂😂😂
LOL!
yeah 😆😆😂
Totally agree
0:55 JESUS DID IT AGAIN
Connor mac aa
Connor mac
Connor mac version
Connor mac a
Connor mac LoL true
Cashier: You are underage
Me: What do you mean why are you depriving me of WATER
Swell Ducks I went to the store
It's not my fault that Jesus turned the water into wine.
Long yellow things
Why I think that guy has a good sense of humor.😂😂
Water to wine
This shop is fricking jesus
My brother opened a fortune cookie one time, and there was no fortune.
Princess TNT happen to me too
Princess TNT same...i then ate my brother's cookie
Princess TNT I had a cookie that said "May the force be with you" xD
Princess TNT dun-dun-dun
Princess TNT your friend is dead then
that shovel aint lying on the floor, IT IS THE FLOOR!
I wonder if it's still there
i checked, it is :3
Cunty McWeebshit e
my account was hacked and my name went from nimona to this
Cunty McWeebshit xD
5:06 “Yes we are open nine days a week, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, today and yesterday. No we aren’t open tomorrow because that’s not a day.”
in bolivia, there is a liquor store called: "opened 25 hours"
Wow! They need to drink me!😂😂😂
I think they drank too much
They had one job...
Clorox Bleach Whaaa...?
they had 1 job😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
‘Sees a dislike’
*You had ONE JOB*
Da CupcakeZ so true.
:)
This is underrated
Hahahaha, good coment you deserve a like
lolololol
I can tell a horror story in two words
No Wi-Fi
Pipo Clarke omg I wont sleep
my expression is your profile pic right now
PenguinLova1 2
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH send help
Pipo Clarke AHHH!!! NUUUU!!!! I HAVE NIGHTMARES NOWW
Wait you have to wait till you’re 21 to drink in America? In the uk we only have to be 16 or 18 based on how much alcohol is in the drink
DRS 21 to drink, 18 to fight for your country.
Yep. Our laws are weird.
Im irish and mine is 18+ too
Ya
Well here it doesn't matter because they only sell water
We get to drink at 18 where I live
Same here in Aussie 😜
T Bottenfield in where I live. 14 can drink alcohol
T Bottenfield Me too
Simplain klade I like ur profile picture
Xxx_twentyoneboysfallingoutofthedisco_xx X thnx its a famous logo if ur a gamer ud know it. its none other than the famous ASSASINS CREED series logo.
One time i opened a peanut and there was nothing inside,it was the saddest moment of my life
That peanut had ONE JOB!
Deamon Rodriguez lol
Anne Haltom XD YOU HAD ONE JOB AND FAILED SO BAD THAT YOU MADE POOR ANNE SAD
When you try YOUR best but you don't succeed.....
R.I.P Peanut 2016-2017
1:12 Jesus turned water into wine 🍷
Natalie Stollov stop that's offending
coolbeans video2000 ok don't read it then.
Amber Daniel
Amber Daniel Isa (Jesus) doesnt drink Wine
NORAL ASIAH HUSAIN HUSAIN How do you know you were there! 😮
employee of the month
😂
👔
🎩
🙄
👔
👖
If we had 9 days a week....would we have longer weekends?
Somebody make this happen. Please.
Half The Hart and longer school days😂😂
Half The Hart and longer dicks! :D
Half The Hart that store is right next to my house u go there every once in a while but what is funny is it is right next to my house why ninety-nine cent store and why Stockton California that is hilarious
+Thunder_DaWolf Lol, too soon xD
+The robot simulator That's true, but if we had longer weekends, every week would be like a holiday!
1:50 he didn't notice that the price was 0.78 lbs
Juli Dale lbs is referring to British currency
Nick Tokar
British Currency: £
im british
Juli Dale nope there's a difference between lbs and £s
It means $.78 per lb
At 5: 00 the saying fork in the road finally makes sense!
When he said the shovel is lying on the floor I was like “more like IN the floor” XDD
I literally got the fortune, "The job is well done," the day after I watched this.
Elite Thunder it wasn't well done at all
0:56 Jesus was here...
Fox Shadow HAHAHHAHAHAH
Fox Shadow Remember, Jesus Man👍
Fox Shadow it was the guy who stocked them was he jesus
Fox Shadow What
Fox Shadow i
when it said ^ do not stack ^ okay *stacks*
iiElemental Wolfii I
I love you Reaction Time you're awesome!
In 1st grade I had to write duck then I wrote fuck lol
Watermelon Popsicles Savage dude I see...Goodluck with recess
Watermelon Popsicles what happened?
Watermelon Popsicles when I was a baby and a truck came by I meant to say truck but it sounded like f**k
Watermelon Popsicles when I was little, I would always say fuck instead of truck and so when a truck came I was like, oh look there's a fuck!
I used to write number 3 backwards is 1st grade.
*Spills Milk On Table* *Forgets To Clean it*
*I HAD ONE JOB,AND I SUCCESSFULLY SUXEDEED*
If someone corrects me,*ITS A JOKE*
*SEXEDEED* *
;)
Mr. Meme 😂😂
YOU DOOMED US ALL!
me: *reads comment* my brain: hmm... milk... me: no... not again... my brain: ryan was kneeling in the bathtub... me: *dies*
( this is a joke about the milk fic btw )
I've planned the perfect world school two days a week and five days of weekend and no homework and no detention and higher quality lunches
Dr Google sign me up
Love it!
I thought that was only heaven
Jesus probably touched the water and it turned to wine?
Khyan Fuimaono lmao
Ok
Lol
Khyan Fuimaono yea
Completely agree with you
1:46 you had one job... ITS 2017!!!
Morumott O THIS PICTURE WAS TAKEN ON 2016
Kanelopoulos Thodoris in
xD
Morumott O trololololololoolol
Morumott O Yea
DO NOT STACK
DO NOT STACK
DO NOT STACK
I'll stack it :)
Kit cat CATTY. hahahahaha
Kit cat CATTY SAMEEE 😂😂😂
SOPT
Fidget Spinner 🙀
This was so funny! Good after an exhausting day at school. ❤️😂
When there was the water sign but wine I was like “damn Jesus did it again “
R.I.P Shovel 2013-1016
Did the shovel go back in time? Time travel shovel.....😱
Omg can that be on FailArmy?
poor shovel
What if I told told you...
You that read wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Harambe the Undead 😱😱😱
Dipdog27
Harambe the Undead he messed up both on purpose
Told told :D
They took "A fork in the road" a little to literally
Valholl Counter Culture lol
Scary story in two words
No Phone
Silver Panda Plays
My life.
Oh God that actually scared me xD
2.11 nearly headless Nick's wife? Only Harry Potter fans will understand
Lilly Mcloughlin I know
Lilly Mcloughlin omfg yeesssss
Lilly Mcloughlin lol
Lilly Mcloughlin harry potter is for bitches
Lilly Mcloughlin it took me a second to get that at first, but oml yes!
I like the fortune one because it said the job was done but wasnt
6:06
Maybe they thought that Monday through Friday was what people call a week
So they added Saturday and Sunday
So 7+2=9
That's were they got the sign
Actually there's 7 days in a week, not 9,
Sunday,Monday,Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,Saturday these are the days of the week, containing only 7 days in a week
Neon the Wolf lol you actually tried to correct him
a squirrel in your backyard I don't care anyways
Neon the Wolf Ok cool, damn.
MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY IS FIVE DAYS WTH DO U MEAN???/??????
"I thought I had to wait another year to drink!" Well Tal, you got your wish :)
Open 9 days a week?... ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!
Ayns Meow 🤣🤣🤣
Maybe your right
The word is 10 letters long
Sad story in 6 words:
What's your return policy on rings?
One time, I watched this channel all day
Hannaah Klocke It’s Everyday bro
Same bro
H💂
So you didnt eat , sleep or talk
Hannaah Klocke y d nm dkdkfk
When I tried to swing a golf club and hit a ball, it bounced off the club, hit me in the head...
AND KNOCKED ME DOWN🤣
Drop a like on this and maybe a comment if something like this ever happened to you.
1getbettertoday, I was holding a book in one hand, and a plate in the other hand, (I had just finished dinner) and I put the book in the dishwasher, and brought the plate with me into the bathroom. Luckily I saved the book before it got washed.
Who typed in long yellow things on google 😂😂😂😂
Universal Panda oh no don't do that lmao 😂
there are so many of the same pictures XD
Universal Panda I was gonna
Universal Panda they're all bananas oh my bad sorry long yellow things 😂😂
Universal Panda me
lets start counting and see how high we could get. ill start,
1.
-5
Amaanat Gondara My name is Vincent :)
Amaanat Gondara -6t4t6465456465365353536547548786
Amaanat Gondara 666
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his spanosh accent at 2:58 is literelly sooooooooooo good it is the best spanish accent if agree show the 💩 emoji
+Erika Perez 🖕
Erika Perez 💩
Nina James 8 thank you for the 💩 emoji i really agree
Erika Perez 💩 poopy ^-^
Erika Perez 💩
In austrailia you can drink achohol at 18
Here in the netherlands you can also drink achohol at 18
Beau Hudson in Italy whenever you want , they sell you anyway
I still wouldn't though
you dont say
Beau Hudson that is my last name
OMG
"Long yellow things"
... long, tan, and handsome?
DelphoxGaming I have a long yellow thing😏😏..... actually I think that would be very bad like it's not suppose to be yellow. Also I'm a girl this doesn't make sense... I'll go home
K
Gillian Wonch lol
DelphoxGaming Asian dicks
0:46 My grass has been longer.
Same
Same
Grass in your backyard or grass in your pants
Kitten20 16 Same
who cares dumb
Every like Tal comes out with 8 videos TODAY.
Um... Learn grammar BRUH.
What’s 72 times 8
Tal's facial expressions remind me so much of my crush. Especially the face he made when holding the imaginary "long yellow things". That's the "confused" face my crush makes
Person : What are these yellow things called?
Me : Banana.
Person : Thanks, I'll write Dolce & Gabbana.
Me : .......
0:56 jesus was here
Vixninity I don't get it
[Xolt] Samohtliu Jesus was at a party and they ran out of wine so he told someone to get a pot of water and Jesus turned the water into wine.(u never read the bible before?)
Vixninity lmao
[Xolt] Samohtliu people call wine god water cause god made a pot of water wine
Vixninity lol right
I can scare Tal in one sentence:
Creepy kids.
I always rewatching all ,,You had one job” parts when I have bad day .... 🤗🤗
SOTP" but the stop sign is RIGHT next to it OML!!!!!!!
The wine in the water section was not a fail it was Jesus
H
Main_Problem Do you have roblox?
I have roblox :)
I have roblox my name is jackadoodle88
YA
you can drink when your 19 in Canada 18 if you want to take a road trip
Khishig Avtaikhuu 18 in England
Khishig Avtaikhuu you can drink at 18 in the uk
Khishig Avtaikhuu 10 In australia
yep im ausiie the age is 10
Juanald Trump i didn't im from Canada
I laughed so hard at "long yellow things"😂
in my country we can start to drink at 18 years old. :-)
Lukas Barragan Torres damn bro what country u live in
Lukas Barragan Torres same.
Lukas Barragan Torres same
Lukas Barragan Torres Good for you, CANADA! America knows what they're doing...
Sam Mor we have trump though so
I like this guy's videos
King Cape me too
4:00 that bench with water
Donald Trump can build some walls but with a door around the bench and people can shower in there when it's summer, and people can get naked in there (😍 , no just kidding, not that emoji, it's this one 😱 ) and when they are tired, they can sit on bench, how nice is that?!😉
1 like = 1 pray for shovel
R.I.P
Natsu Dragneel what I didn't comment on that?
That long yellow thing totally killed me😂😂😂
I saw the first one before.
I changed my profile picture. Yay!
The little kitty shows Forever YOU HAD ONE JOB
Mehreen Akhtar okay.
(Grasshoppers chirping)
LMAO
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Patchouli Knowledge I
Patchouli Knowledge h-how
Patchouli Knowledge wow.
Patchouli Knowledge m
Patchouli Knowledge hi
Who else counted how many times he said “YOU HAD ONE JOB!”
Not me. But that would be kinda cool i guess....
I
I
I
I
I
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You make the funniest videos and make me happy.
Where are the long yellow things at
What store
HE DOESN'T KNOW DUMBASS
EliMC DONT NEED TO BE SO MEAN DUMBASS🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
EliMC yes u don't need to be SOO MAD
EliMC someone must've woken up on the wrong side of the bed. 😒
1:45 can someone PLEASE tell me the name of that song in the background
McKenna Sullivan It's Darude Sandstorm.
It's a joke bruh.
Today I ate a oreo and one of the cookie sides where flipped
Edit: I corrected my spelling errors
Baconstrips3000 YOU HAD ONE JOB
Baconstrips3000 OMG lol
CandleKate ğ
you mean an oreo
Baconstrips3000 were*
Hey you!!! yeah you!!!! Have and amazing and beautiful day!!!
I once had a fortune cookie...
...but it had no fortune in it. YOU HAD ONE JOB.
Early squad where you at?
Jessica C right here
1:50
being colorist, like if you agree
Yaass
clashing with kyle No just no JK yaaaasssss!
clashing with kyle colourist
Yaaa
I went to a goodwill and I saw glasses on a table where there was supposed to be sun glasses there.I LAUGHED so hard I had hiccups
Once I had a fortune cookie and it had two fortunes inside!
amI he only one who remembers a video pretty much exactly the same just uploaded days earlier
Theblazemaze omg I thought I was going crazy
I thought the shovel was the middle finger lol
These fail always make me laugh so much
My Cousin has STD
Shovel Transmitted Disease
You like jadien animations?
Amy Star Smith yeah
Monday
Tuesday
Zenzday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Saseday
Sunday
*OPEN 9 DAYS A WEEK*
me:bruh
Bruh
Get it there's a FORK in the road
Laynie badum tss
tiger tank1 1 thanks haha🤣
Wait what
??????🤣
Ohhhh! Thanks for clearing that up.😛
the bench and water were a match made in heaven
Early squad were you at?
122nd comment 😂IDC and no one else does either so I'm gonna leave now 😂😂
The SOPT on the ground
Driver sees it be like “What????”🧐
Drives past the stop sign and crashed into another car
Driver: “Oh, that meant stop. Come on people YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!!!”
Another car crashes into the driver’s car
Hahahahhaha
on the 1st one the grass shouldn't be able to survive without sunlight
Plants grow to the sunlight. The top hole in the cone is enough for the grass. Notice how the lower grass is more brown while the higher grass is greener.
There's a hole in the top
Plants grow towards the light
THIS IS TOOO FUNNY I LOVE THIS SERIES
Were I live we can be 18 to drink and 17 to drive America you have to be 21 to drink and 16 to drive
Which one would you choose?????
Usa duh
USA
It depends.
Don't press read more..
*YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!!*
what did it say?
XD
Amy Mai Lol good one mate.
Yeah to click read more duhhhhhhhhhhh😏
I did fore fun
In Australia u need to be 18 to drink
:)
The MLG Emoji Ireland too
In Finland too
Greece too
Someone Greek finally -_- (I felt that I had to say that)
In the USA you have to be 21 to drink and 19 to smoke
Tal:The shovel is on the floor
Me:That's the ground 💯
In England you are 18 to drink wine or beer
in Australia, we can start drinking alcohol at age 18
Jessie girl03 you in Australia 😲
yep
Jessie girl03 that is right
Jessie girl03 that weird
not for us
I can't sotp lafing
laughing
Sean O'conor stop* laughing* .*
Sean O'conor stop* laughing* Please learn your spelling
Ayye_ItzKassie Lolzz u stupid?
Princess Asare you had ONE job.. spelling one. lol
One time, my fortune in the fortune cookie was “Don’t eat the cookie”
Hillarios!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😻😻😻😻😹😹😹😹😻😻😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😻
It's also hilarious that it takes 5 seconds to fix a mistake by editing your comment, but you didn't.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom
Cause he had no body to go with
Minto Mintz EYYY
That was pretty humerus
poor skeleton.
Poor skeleton
Minto Mintz seen
Minto Mintz because he was fat, ugly and nobody liked him.
would you rather
Eat a cat or A cat eat you
funny bunny eat a cat
Aisha Chowdhury 34 I would too
funny bunny eat a cat so I'm Chinese and very intelligent. p.s this joke was in no mean to offend Chinese people.
funny bunny I would pet the cat...
Abdullahi Uzumaki NARUTOOO!!
The “long yellow things”. ( banana ). Was sooo funny