Relatable Diet Fails

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  • @geeninformatie8527
    @geeninformatie8527 8 років тому +855

    What do you call a Titan who can"t swim?
    Titanic
    Yeah probably the worst joke ever...I couldn't think of one xD

  • @arwynn1069
    @arwynn1069 7 років тому +132

    This kid in my class, and this was seen by all the boys, sat on the toilet,it was a porcelain toilet,
    AND IT BROKE INTO PIECES.

    • @pickthelock8592
      @pickthelock8592 7 років тому +2

      Wonderpresley 05 dam son

    • @esha9933
      @esha9933 7 років тому

      omg xD

    • @slilip
      @slilip 7 років тому +1

      Loko Koke

    • @Lacyanoir
      @Lacyanoir 7 років тому +1

      Wonderpresley 05 How much did he weigh?????

  • @kerena4529
    @kerena4529 7 років тому +298

    "If you eat something and nobody cares, it has no calories."
    If only this were true😄

    • @shadowmew913
      @shadowmew913 7 років тому +5

      Machi Machu ikr

    • @waffleweirdo1252
      @waffleweirdo1252 7 років тому +1

      yea, then i would be like a few ounces cause my friends dont care what i eat

    • @kerena4529
      @kerena4529 7 років тому

      Avrap AJ ok

    • @tizzlerizzle9673
      @tizzlerizzle9673 7 років тому

      Machi Machu imagine for us athletes, would be hard to get stronger

    • @gamertomboyaimee4913
      @gamertomboyaimee4913 7 років тому +1

      I would consume no calories ever.. Forever alone...

  • @robinwoodman6675
    @robinwoodman6675 7 років тому +132

    Waiter: how do you like your eggs
    Me: in a cake please 😂

    • @zoozyg3108
      @zoozyg3108 6 років тому +4

      Robin Woodman lol me

  • @afrozaireen7495
    @afrozaireen7495 8 років тому +210

    chocolate comes from cocoa ,which is a tree that makes it a plant
    so chocolate is a salad BASICALLY

  • @megan7614
    @megan7614 7 років тому +363

    the teacher came into the classroom, sat down, broke the chair, got back up like nothing happened, sat down on the table, and broke the table.

    • @suhairawsaj3638
      @suhairawsaj3638 7 років тому +6

      GamerBunny9 TUBBS THE CAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

    • @disisforrachel2306
      @disisforrachel2306 7 років тому +4

      GamerBunny9 omg lol!

    • @salvatore1417
      @salvatore1417 7 років тому +5

      Lol! But didn't you laugh? If I was there I would have died from laughter. Same thing happen to my guy teacher he came into the class and sat on the chair and then suddenly splash! The chair was filled with water. The whole class was laughing and the teacher acted like nothing happened.

    • @DollyPantoja
      @DollyPantoja 7 років тому

      wow

    • @palomagarcia3880
      @palomagarcia3880 7 років тому

      GamerBunny9 you killed me 0_0

  • @Serena-lx2zm
    @Serena-lx2zm 8 років тому +381

    My crushes chair broken when he came to sit next to me. So I let him use my chair and I kneeled for the rest of the lesson.

  • @candysoto8533
    @candysoto8533 7 років тому +5

    "If you eat something and nobody sees you eat it, it has no calories " I'm dead 😂😂😂😂

  • @쇼S
    @쇼S 8 років тому +872

    My music teacher sat on a table and the table broke

  • @Lost_in_
    @Lost_in_ 8 років тому +489

    my teacher broke her chair in the middle of class and someone pissed themselve

    • @giornogiovanna7404
      @giornogiovanna7404 8 років тому

      Alexus Wieber Hilarious m8 On point😅

    • @mikel1066
      @mikel1066 8 років тому +4

      Alexus Wieber my teacher broke her finger taking off a marker cap.

    • @Lost_in_
      @Lost_in_ 8 років тому +2

      Omg is she OK?!

    • @ranibhatia5463
      @ranibhatia5463 8 років тому +1

      OMG LOL!😂😂

    • @lacannakeefer5437
      @lacannakeefer5437 8 років тому +2

      Alexus Wieber i liekp your pic

  • @idkwtf23
    @idkwtf23 8 років тому +163

    Not that anyone gives a crap but.....
    Once I was in class and we all heard a loud crash in the back of the room. Apparently some dude's desk actually broke. Poor guy.

  • @ingewidya4724
    @ingewidya4724 7 років тому +11

    funny story, in my class their is a guy who doesn't look like a plus size man. One day he seats down and he bend backwards the chair back broke. My teacher and all of us were questioning what sound was that, and my teacher notice the chair was broken. He was punished with 200 dictionary word essay about the chair. It was very funny tho when we heard that he broke the chair LOL. :)

  • @nathaniels3750
    @nathaniels3750 7 років тому +556

    If you think about it pizza rolls are heathy because the cheese is dairy the bread is grain the sauce is tomato and the pepperonis are meat
    : thanks for all the likes I guess.
    :wow it’s been a year

    • @alivialeaane1166
      @alivialeaane1166 7 років тому +2

      Nathaniel 31105 Omfg yess

    • @nathaniels3750
      @nathaniels3750 7 років тому

      Liv Dragon thanks

    • @richieThach
      @richieThach 7 років тому +14

      Nathaniel 31105 Its much more complicated. It has greasy fats and oils in it that are unhealthy. They also have salt and cholesterol

    • @yassandraperez2675
      @yassandraperez2675 7 років тому +5

      richie thach we know it's a joke

    • @richieThach
      @richieThach 7 років тому +5

      This comment isn't, he is trying to claim pizza rolls are healthy. They might have the categories but they are just filled with salt, fat and oil, making it unhealthy. You can admit that hamburgers are unhealthy although it has every category.

  • @Priya-bk6bm
    @Priya-bk6bm 7 років тому +211

    little potato man, you were always my favourite!

    • @blueberrymayhem6074
      @blueberrymayhem6074 7 років тому +17

      Art Addict
      Mine too..
      1 like- 1 Jacksepticeye for little potato man

    • @kawaiishamrock7763
      @kawaiishamrock7763 7 років тому +3

      Art Addict Spud me right now!
      For some reason I'm proud of that joke

    • @Priya-bk6bm
      @Priya-bk6bm 7 років тому +2

      Tiger Lilly what?

    • @kawaiishamrock7763
      @kawaiishamrock7763 7 років тому +4

      Art Addict A Spud is another word for a potato, and Spud is another word for 'Brofist'

    • @Sullizhere
      @Sullizhere 7 років тому +6

      Jacksepticeye 10/10

  • @andynuyt4741
    @andynuyt4741 7 років тому +82

    My cousins opened a cookie and it said that
    If your teacher ask where your homework is blame it on the computer
    😂😂😂

  • @user-nk7ho6vs9g
    @user-nk7ho6vs9g 7 років тому +62

    "A for effort" ..... effort starts with an E. 😂 1:24

    • @brendacrawley4833
      @brendacrawley4833 7 років тому +5

      Super T best grade u get in school is a+ an A is part of the best grade and get an a for trying

    • @venomesstriker5318
      @venomesstriker5318 7 років тому +2

      You get an A for trying to get an A+ either way your trying to accomplish something

    • @tunezsa3860
      @tunezsa3860 7 років тому +1

      Super T “affert” 😂

    • @RRautsi
      @RRautsi 6 років тому

      Returd

    • @Amy-fe6pk
      @Amy-fe6pk 6 років тому +1

      I got an a for effort in school.😶🙋🙋🙋🙋🙌🍉

  • @robindehayes4800
    @robindehayes4800 8 років тому +144

    I tried the weeklong vegan challenge. I failed within the first 10 minutes…… I ate bacon.

    • @Capybara06240
      @Capybara06240 8 років тому +7

      Cherise DeHayes LOL At Least You Tried

    • @heart4271
      @heart4271 8 років тому +1

      Cherise DeHayes the EXACT same thing happened to me

    • @emalee2027
      @emalee2027 8 років тому +1

      I'm vegetarian. and I'm 11

    • @agent31289
      @agent31289 8 років тому +1

      Cherise DeHayes up never ate bacon in my whole entire life...

    • @vse570
      @vse570 8 років тому +3

      Emily Lawless my friend is vegetarian and she is ten

  • @kaivining9883
    @kaivining9883 8 років тому +74

    This one boy tried to impress me and when he sat down next to me his chair broke 😂😂😂

    • @dianamaria2538
      @dianamaria2538 8 років тому +2

      Gil Reyes III Nah, it can easly happen.

    • @littlegoblinman9668
      @littlegoblinman9668 8 років тому

      Haley Vining that guy must have been fat cause our chairs didnt break when it fell out a 3 storey building

    • @rccars-yj7yr
      @rccars-yj7yr 8 років тому +2

      awww so sad😞

    • @kc-wb9ll
      @kc-wb9ll 8 років тому +3

      Haley Vining that was me... btw I'm using my bro's acc 😕

  • @ewarat4299
    @ewarat4299 8 років тому +641

    This kid at my school broke three chairs in one day😂

    • @zylithjinxwalkerlee6422
      @zylithjinxwalkerlee6422 8 років тому +5

      JayDaWolf to lol I fell sorry for him/her 😂😂

    • @pkthundaaah
      @pkthundaaah 8 років тому +5

      Davi Hopper fell? I thought the kid did that

    • @ewarat4299
      @ewarat4299 8 років тому +5

      Lol 😂at the end of the day there where three chairs outside of the classroom I was laughing inside, but I had a serious face :'D

    • @Capybara06240
      @Capybara06240 8 років тому

      JayDaWolf XD LOL

    • @slipslop7669
      @slipslop7669 8 років тому +1

      JayDaWolf This kid once broke my grandma's chair... it was hilarious 😂

  • @yanetmorales1024
    @yanetmorales1024 7 років тому +443

    i went on a diet and i was eating a apple i went pass the donuts threw the apple away and ate the hole box of donuts 🍎🍰🍦🍟

    • @diligentdisappointment9310
      @diligentdisappointment9310 7 років тому +9

      Nice grammar

    • @Flowey-ABKF
      @Flowey-ABKF 7 років тому +1

      yanet Morales i dont know if thats a pun but did you mean the whole plate??

    • @Flowey-ABKF
      @Flowey-ABKF 7 років тому +2

      i meant box sorry!! i meant box

    • @diligentdisappointment9310
      @diligentdisappointment9310 7 років тому +1

      Drew Nelson you shouldn't give away your age it could get you hacked or worse also I really didn't need to know that.Also when you're Eight your weight regulates itself because your metabolism slows down as you get older you don't. Need to run at such a young age it could damage your body just eat heathly and play outside

    • @vasiletataru6414
      @vasiletataru6414 7 років тому +2

      Very relatable

  • @xxpastlexx4179
    @xxpastlexx4179 8 років тому +194

    Me: Miss can I go to the Br?
    Teacher: Yes
    Me: Goes to Baskin Robins
    Teacher: Why do you have ice cream and what took you so long?
    Me: I went to Baskin robins Duh.
    Teacher: But you asked for the Br
    Me: Br Baskin Robins Duh.
    Teacher: ....
    Here comes the awkwardness
    looks at each other for 6 Hours
    Bell rings
    Keeps staring
    9 Years later
    Narrator: Yep still staring...
    10 Years later
    Narrator: I'm getting too old for this -.-
    The end.

    • @ashberry0327
      @ashberry0327 8 років тому +4

      XX pastle XX how close was that baskin robins like 2 feet

    • @stelaprpic4428
      @stelaprpic4428 8 років тому +19

      XX pastle XX AND THE LEGEND SAYS THAT THEY ARE STILL STARING AT EACHOTHER

    • @gracecrawford9980
      @gracecrawford9980 8 років тому +5

      XX pastle XX what did the teacher think u meant was it bathroom

    • @willengle8178
      @willengle8178 8 років тому

      what is Br besides Baskin Robins

    • @hruaiahauzel210
      @hruaiahauzel210 8 років тому +1

      That's funny

  • @julhippo
    @julhippo 8 років тому +631

    UNDER 100K CLUB AGAIN WOOT WOOT

  • @alyaaz7202
    @alyaaz7202 7 років тому +346

    The 5% who will read this have a great day or night

  • @Avlt1100
    @Avlt1100 7 років тому +25

    I have never broken a chair

  • @Mumboing
    @Mumboing 7 років тому +62

    I got one.There's a Little Caesars next to a planet fitness , it's by my Nana's house.

    • @kikiwhite_creates
      @kikiwhite_creates 7 років тому +1

      Angela Gignilliat omg that's the same near where I live. It's hilarious

    • @jazzy3061
      @jazzy3061 7 років тому

      Angela Gignilliat cool my dude

    • @tunezsa3860
      @tunezsa3860 7 років тому

      lmao same here

  • @jacksully6857
    @jacksully6857 7 років тому +28

    I feel dissed cuz I'm American
    -secretly eats potato chips and eats cookies -
    -gets glares -
    -me - What?

  • @natalieruiz902
    @natalieruiz902 7 років тому +33

    There is an LA Fitness next to a McDonald's near my house

    • @NarwhalDrawsD
      @NarwhalDrawsD 7 років тому +3

      Person: Time to lose weight! First step: LA fitness!
      *sees McDonalds*
      Person: Screw fitness gimme that Big Mac!

    • @michellepollock7742
      @michellepollock7742 6 років тому

      Natalie Ruiz lol

    • @achia8844
      @achia8844 6 років тому +1

      Goes to gym: It's time to exercize!
      After workout: sees McDonalds: Now I'll reward myself with a burger!

  • @krschulzie9978
    @krschulzie9978 8 років тому +29

    I haven't broken a chair but I've pulled chairs underneath my friends when I was younger....Good times!!

  • @h4k33m25
    @h4k33m25 8 років тому +187

    hi
    you thought I was gonna write more well you're
    right

  • @tylermiller2024
    @tylermiller2024 8 років тому +14

    And there's me sitting here eating two corndogs and a bowl of icecream...

  • @olliepurcell2623
    @olliepurcell2623 7 років тому +9

    2 years ago my English teacher broke her chair. She sat down and it broke.

  • @oxcosis7963
    @oxcosis7963 8 років тому +793

    What is a rappers favorite candy?
    M&M's!
    Get it?? Like Eminems'??
    I'll go home.....

  • @uhlaizuh7915
    @uhlaizuh7915 8 років тому +22

    EATING TIPS:
    -"If something tastes good, it's low in calories" -Jin
    -"If you think of happy thoughts while eating, you won't gain weight" -V

    • @keikulie
      @keikulie 8 років тому

      SUGA DADDY 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @erzaodelia7923
      @erzaodelia7923 8 років тому

      SUGA DADDY i actually doing taehyung eating tips :D😂

    • @anna-py7tq
      @anna-py7tq 8 років тому +1

      SUGA DADDY hahah i was just seeing eatJin lol !!!

    • @jkthvra
      @jkthvra 8 років тому

      SUGA DADDY I'll listen to Jin and TaeTad :D

  • @genoosemoose2304
    @genoosemoose2304 8 років тому +22

    once my friend tried to make a healthy wrap with vegetables so she got all the ingredients out but before she knew what she was doing she pulled out nutella and made a nutella wrap instead😂😂😂

  • @thequeenofdragonskeep4372
    @thequeenofdragonskeep4372 7 років тому +1

    This is so relatible. I have been trying to eat healthy for so long. Then I tell my friends "I bet I can eat this burrito in three bites"

  • @hopesanddreamshad9203
    @hopesanddreamshad9203 8 років тому +36

    ME: okay I have a load of. homework supposed to be in tomorrow
    *tal uploads*
    ME: Omg tal uploaded homework can stay!
    literaly me each time he uploads. 💜
    LOVE YOU TAL.💜
    CORRECTION:WE ALL LOVE YOU TAL💜

  • @shanellcochrane3081
    @shanellcochrane3081 8 років тому +8

    I swear the chair broke but not because of me.....yep it was because of me!!!!

  • @diekolola7841
    @diekolola7841 8 років тому +7

    OMG THE CHAIR THING HAPPENED BUT NOT TO ME😂😂
    I WAS AT CHURCH AND A GUY SAT DOWN AND THE CHAIR BROKE IN HALF. I FELT SO EMBARRASSED FOR HIM!!😭😭

  • @toxicflame2650
    @toxicflame2650 6 років тому

    In third grade, I went to sit down, and this guy pulled my chair and I fell on the floor. 😂😂😂

  • @katya8921
    @katya8921 7 років тому +15

    I was in class and I got a chair I didn't see that the leg was broken and I sat on it and it broke I HATE EVERYONE IN THAT CLASS

    • @kawaiishamrock7763
      @kawaiishamrock7763 7 років тому +1

      nyan cat I hate everyone including my teacher for resistant materials (it's a subject about wood, plastics and metals). I had been pretty disruptive in my classes so my teacher and a few of my friends specifically unscrewed my whole desk so when I leant on it the whole thing collapsed

  • @Mumboing
    @Mumboing 7 років тому +48

    one time at finders pub my chair was broken and I fell.Then my nana said"It broke because you weigh too much."I only weighed 72 pounds

    • @Mumboing
      @Mumboing 7 років тому +9

      typo I weighed 62 pounds

    • @annatootle7869
      @annatootle7869 7 років тому +3

      Angela Gignilliat don't worry my grandma asked me why I eat so much I told her to feed her great grandchildren and plus I like food

    • @babecat2000
      @babecat2000 7 років тому +2

      You are too skinny.

    • @hayleysinclair8773
      @hayleysinclair8773 7 років тому

      Angela Gignilliat I weigh like 20 and my little sister weighs like 50 she is 5 and im 10

    • @potatogirl8137
      @potatogirl8137 7 років тому +2

      Angela Gignilliat it depends how old you are

  • @bananauhuh3771
    @bananauhuh3771 8 років тому +11

    I've never broke a chair, but in second grade I got a chair stuck on my waist. I don't even remember how it happened, but I remember myself laying on the ground with someone using a chainsaw to get the chair off my waist! Lol😂😂😂

    • @kayleighminaj
      @kayleighminaj 8 років тому

      The Awesomeness seems legit

    • @Methy2004
      @Methy2004 8 років тому

      The Awesomeness I had to get my leg out of a gate and I screamed (like a boy that doesn't sound like a girl) and then my "Parent" sawed me out.

    • @Methy2004
      @Methy2004 8 років тому

      Uchiha Rinnegan Mines the opposite.

  • @anuramajor8498
    @anuramajor8498 7 років тому +7

    I saw an anytime fitness ..... underneath a popies chicken 😒

  • @masonyt5936
    @masonyt5936 8 років тому +495

    if i get lost in the ocean of comments...
    REMEMBER ME

    • @robertolopez4818
      @robertolopez4818 8 років тому +2

      BakerGaming LOL

    • @GamingCakeMan
      @GamingCakeMan 8 років тому +4

      watch out for the sharks ( haters)

    • @klara904
      @klara904 8 років тому

      BakerGaming I WILL REMEMBER YOU

    • @knooo3152
      @knooo3152 8 років тому +7

      BakerGaming DONT LET GO JACK!

    • @chocolatier5651
      @chocolatier5651 8 років тому +2

      What.....happened....to...never....LETTING GO!?
      *Blub blue blub*

  • @darkboydash736
    @darkboydash736 8 років тому +23

    0:13 it freezes a bit when he falls

  • @xXruins175Xx
    @xXruins175Xx 8 років тому +36

    I once broke a legged chair by sitting on it... but it was old anyway

    • @slipslop7669
      @slipslop7669 8 років тому +7

      xXruins175Xx I broke my tablet by sitting on it...ya that was pretty dumb lol😂

    • @noname-vi1vw
      @noname-vi1vw 8 років тому +3

      hello there handsome/beautiful have a nice day like if you like get it?😥😥 ok I'm just gonna leave now

    • @nekohanako8120
      @nekohanako8120 7 років тому

      xXruins175Xx well atleast that can happend...

  • @datrandomslytherin2857
    @datrandomslytherin2857 6 років тому

    Tal's shirt is on fleekkkk
    as well as his eyebrows
    darn it, fine I admit it, he is always epic

  • @adamgrossman5786
    @adamgrossman5786 8 років тому +44

    I swear when u said pizza tots I was trigger IT'S GOD DAMN PIZZA ROLLS I'M EATING THEM NOW

    • @dumbramenchild1733
      @dumbramenchild1733 8 років тому +2

      Sushi Slayer xddddddddddddddd

    • @ddddd1168
      @ddddd1168 8 років тому

      Sushi Slayer
      Wow

    • @aswespeakI65
      @aswespeakI65 8 років тому

      Sushi Slayer Saem. Yes I spelled same wrong. While making this I also spelled making, spelled and this wrong.

    • @sarahliz7286
      @sarahliz7286 8 років тому

      Sushi Slayer I was thinking that too 😂

  • @sodonedali2675
    @sodonedali2675 7 років тому +12

    The best thing happened! my crush TALKED to me! I was sitting down, and they pulled my chair out! he CARED!!! then he said "i'm so sorry! I didn't want to hurt you" then I got a pat on the back

    • @sodonedali2675
      @sodonedali2675 7 років тому +6

      I'm also meeting him at a dance tomorrow

    • @kevin2871
      @kevin2871 7 років тому

      Atali Forsburg go you
      what is your gender

  • @MrTuangiahy
    @MrTuangiahy 7 років тому +13

    The diet place pizza pocket one is true!
    The outside of the pizza pocket= Bread= Grains
    The pizza sauce= Tomato= Vegetable
    Cheese= Dairy
    BAM YOU GOT GRAINS, VEGETABLES, AND DAIRY

  • @user-hk7cd5br1o
    @user-hk7cd5br1o 7 років тому

    The whole school was in the hall and a teacher broke a chair leg. It echoed SO loud and everyone started laughing. It took a long time for the headteacher to calm us down XD

  • @veronikahanusova202
    @veronikahanusova202 8 років тому +19

    my friend was at my house and broke two chairs. I sat on a half broken one and broke it too

  • @emmanuelaowusu2757
    @emmanuelaowusu2757 8 років тому +7

    This girl at my school broke a chair 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @whatevenisabias7024
    @whatevenisabias7024 8 років тому +11

    Hello wonderful person!! Have a wonderful day!!

  • @jeeeeeeeeeeee
    @jeeeeeeeeeeee 7 років тому

    You know those orange chairs with metal legs, someone managed to seperate the chair by only sitting on in. Then that same kind of chair, someone 'FOLDED' the legs. The plastic on the chair was touching the floor. 😂

  • @mouthwash3150
    @mouthwash3150 8 років тому +117

    Ummm I'm early I need to tell a joke
    my life
    okay I'll stop

    • @leekbong
      @leekbong 8 років тому +2

      Meep haha it isn't as funny when you state the obvious :)

    • @courtneys.8777
      @courtneys.8777 8 років тому +6

      Meep me too
      MY DIET

    • @thisisntyumi4715
      @thisisntyumi4715 8 років тому +1

      #Courtney S. YESSS

    • @romanc5964
      @romanc5964 8 років тому +2

      Meep Please.... stop.... get help. I suggest you get serious therapy.

    • @brinks7801
      @brinks7801 8 років тому

      Meep If your life is a joke, why are you living it?

  • @jaimiedayton9011
    @jaimiedayton9011 8 років тому +4

    Pizza tots 1:15 lol 😂 PIZZA TOTS😂 I call them pizza pockets even though that's not what their called 😂 but PIZZA TOTS that sounds like... tator tots on a pizza 🍕

  • @atiasahmed
    @atiasahmed 8 років тому +7

    I broke a chair at mosque and I didn't even have to pay for it lol it even got chucked out

    • @faayumcheese
      @faayumcheese 8 років тому

      They make us sit on the floor.... :/

    • @nejla6217
      @nejla6217 8 років тому +2

      Atia Sattar wtf? You should sit on the floor??

    • @one_us
      @one_us 8 років тому

      。。QuirkyJay 。。 same :|

    • @llamarblx4479
      @llamarblx4479 8 років тому

      Ingen vet ER DU NORSK!!?

    • @Jacob-kl2ch
      @Jacob-kl2ch 8 років тому

      Atia Sattar shut up Muslims

  • @slut444lina
    @slut444lina 6 років тому +1

    Is it just me or did tal say A for effort? Lmao 😂

  • @squishysquiddy
    @squishysquiddy 8 років тому +9

    well, I was at my cousins house and in their backyard they have a zipline, so when they were playing volleyball, me and my sister were messing with their zip line and taking turns on it. long story short, the zip line snapped while I was on it about 5ft in the air. it was 7 years old but was not supposed to snap with the strong rope. I even gave myself a black eye in the process. I.was.so.embarrassed.

  • @ellaczeiner3974
    @ellaczeiner3974 8 років тому +10

    I'm happy to be young because I once ate 6 slices of pizza in one sitting and gained no weight.

  • @chloebuzon4187
    @chloebuzon4187 8 років тому +4

    Hi tal your amazing!😁 keep it up the good work!👍🏻😄

  • @bugyyboo
    @bugyyboo 7 років тому +3

    I went on a diet and I'm proud of myself. It lasted longer than before😁2 whole minutes😎

    • @basedrei3529
      @basedrei3529 5 років тому

      👏👏👏im very proud of you

  • @Thund3r_5
    @Thund3r_5 8 років тому +70

    The Roses are red
    The violets are blue
    and the desk just broken
    by my friend at school

  • @madmaddie05
    @madmaddie05 7 років тому +6

    I watched a UA-cam video where they were playing death run on Minecraft, and the back of his chair fell off when he leaned back. The name of it was death by chair.

  • @kambojriya2378
    @kambojriya2378 8 років тому +169

    Early squad what're u at

  • @yeontan_is_luckier_than_me
    @yeontan_is_luckier_than_me 7 років тому

    When it comes to food I live by this quote:"If it tastes good then it's 0 calories".

  • @fluttershy1973
    @fluttershy1973 8 років тому +4

    Hi Reaction Time, I am your biggest fan!!! 👋👋👋

    • @shady3385
      @shady3385 8 років тому

      Flutter Shy no your not

    • @fluttershy1973
      @fluttershy1973 8 років тому +2

      Shadow Gamer005
      we all think we are his biggest fan, but none of of us really are, so shut up, I am sick. I don't feel like dealing with this right now.

    • @samm1ii
      @samm1ii 8 років тому +1

      Shadow Gamer005 you see how no one liked your comment?

    • @fluttershy1973
      @fluttershy1973 8 років тому

      Samuel The Nice Guy
      lol, thank you.

  • @annaindi12
    @annaindi12 8 років тому +4

    I've never broken a chair but I've seen someone break a chair which steel chair legs. It was hilarious

  • @KaysCornerr
    @KaysCornerr 8 років тому +14

    When people say A for effort, I'm like effort starts with E

    • @kayleighminaj
      @kayleighminaj 8 років тому

      Cailin Mcdonald
      A=Awesome
      B=Better
      C=Certainly Wonderful
      D=Darn Good
      F=Fantastic

    • @ballsof87
      @ballsof87 8 років тому +1

      Kayleigh Heeney *F=FABULOUS!!!*

    • @samtong352
      @samtong352 8 років тому

      Kayleigh Heeney no, A=asian

  • @kikiwhite_creates
    @kikiwhite_creates 7 років тому

    There is literally a little ceasers across from GOOD LIFE FITNESS where I live.😂😂😂

  • @EmotreX
    @EmotreX 7 років тому +6

    4:35 my gym did that but with domino's, didn't do anything that day
    😐don't judge

  • @aestheticavacodo3129
    @aestheticavacodo3129 7 років тому +34

    #dietbuddies

  • @100subscribersnovideoslets9
    @100subscribersnovideoslets9 8 років тому +605

    i eat potato chips thats technically a vegetable so yeah ive been healthy before
    edit my comment is still at the top 😱 its about time you people noticed my fabulousness jk.😂

    • @Muhammad-iq4yr
      @Muhammad-iq4yr 8 років тому

      Abdella Mahammed the flavours and calories effect it also dried potato is not healthy

    • @100subscribersnovideoslets9
      @100subscribersnovideoslets9 8 років тому +6

      itzHamzy Playz potato potatoe its all the same
      i now its just joke tho

    • @lacey3213
      @lacey3213 8 років тому +5

      Abdella Mahammed lmao there's veggie sticks too

    • @100subscribersnovideoslets9
      @100subscribersnovideoslets9 8 років тому +5

      LaceyNicoleVlogs i know im eating them right now lol

    • @MrTuangiahy
      @MrTuangiahy 8 років тому +1

      YES

  • @nickm.1179
    @nickm.1179 7 років тому

    I broke a school chair so I stopped eating for a few months and I thinned out ALOT and I'm so proud of myself. Thank you Gravity XD

  • @lydiaglaziner6661
    @lydiaglaziner6661 7 років тому +8

    The portion plat one is soooo me

  • @niayt1003
    @niayt1003 8 років тому +35

    When boys eat Choclate and they get abs And we girls If we eat a little bit of choclate We get fat

    • @veettumbs5249
      @veettumbs5249 8 років тому +4

      Nia Demar-tino the universe is full of bullshit

  • @toona76
    @toona76 8 років тому +42

    Why Did Micky Mouse Go To Space? :3
    To Find Pluto! ❤

    • @soullesspumpkin7084
      @soullesspumpkin7084 8 років тому

      DatKawaiiKid :3 👏👏👏👏

    • @emeraldcast9640
      @emeraldcast9640 8 років тому

      DatKawaiiKid :3 idiots:so he was finding the dwarf planet? I don't get it
      Other smart ppl..: OMG GOOD,u baby

    • @gisselltorres1060
      @gisselltorres1060 8 років тому

      DatKawaiiKid :3 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @GDXdominator
      @GDXdominator 8 років тому

      DatKawaiiKid :3 hahahahaha nice one, high five! 🖐

    • @toona76
      @toona76 8 років тому

      -GDXdominator- Geo ✋

  • @rianneeskel8806
    @rianneeskel8806 7 років тому

    Some kid in my Spanish class bent a metal chair in half from sitting down. The video has become the meme of the school year

  • @joselinerodriguez31
    @joselinerodriguez31 7 років тому +10

    Can you play truth or dare with your friends

  • @christiannarichards122
    @christiannarichards122 8 років тому +318

    This is Christianna
    her lovely golden retriever butterscotch died today at age 11
    you don't have to like I don't care I just want her back..I miss her :,(

    • @gracecrawford9980
      @gracecrawford9980 8 років тому +5

      Christianna Richards poor you my hamster died at the age of two she had an infection it is really hard to get through but you will make it!!!

    • @littlegoblinman9668
      @littlegoblinman9668 8 років тому +4

      May butterscotch and Hamster rest in peace

    • @Dragonpug
      @Dragonpug 8 років тому +3

      Christianna Richards R.I.P My Bunny died when I was 4 years old

    • @christiannarichards122
      @christiannarichards122 8 років тому +2

      Thank you all

    • @princelassi3173
      @princelassi3173 8 років тому +2

      Christianna Richards im so sorry for your loss

  • @sophiejones3304
    @sophiejones3304 8 років тому +12

    everyone calledme fat sophie after i broke a chair

  • @IAMNSI
    @IAMNSI 7 років тому

    I never broke a chair .. but my teacher did .. i dont know whether to laugh or feel bad for him .. ended up we’re all laughed .. so the teacher decided for all of us sat on the floor with him ahaha

  • @vashvana
    @vashvana 8 років тому +13

    I've never broke a chair
    But I've broke a heart

    • @liamparker0315
      @liamparker0315 8 років тому

      The bossy boss gamer dude I've never broke ANYTHING

  • @Tergee
    @Tergee 7 років тому +5

    i broke a chair when I farted.

  • @fdupre5650
    @fdupre5650 7 років тому +5

    No I didnt break any chairs I weight 45 kg

  • @RootoFrance
    @RootoFrance 7 років тому

    the first one made me think"Maybe Goldy Locks chould go on a diet"😆😆😆

  • @delaneyramsel
    @delaneyramsel 8 років тому +7

    "pizza tots" Bro wth XD

  • @aryamarwaha1641
    @aryamarwaha1641 8 років тому +275

    OKAY HAVE I CAUGHT YOU ATTENTION WITH ALL CAPS
    K cool, Have a great day/night :)

    • @draggyscalie6494
      @draggyscalie6494 8 років тому +1

      Arya Marwaha ok den

    • @isis1961
      @isis1961 8 років тому +3

      Arya Marwaha *BET I CAUGHT YOUR ATTENTION LIKE DIS*

    • @theduff6099
      @theduff6099 8 років тому +3

      Arya Marwaha *YOUR ATTENTION IS CAUGHT! HAVE A MAGICAL DAY!!*

    • @mannybarlan5483
      @mannybarlan5483 8 років тому +1

      Arya Marwaha I'm -depressed- having a great day

    • @minibutlarge8184
      @minibutlarge8184 8 років тому

      Arya Marwaha YOU GOT MH ATTENTION

  • @ImAbjee
    @ImAbjee 8 років тому +33

    Once I sat next to my crush and the chair broke then she went out with me because she felt bad...

    • @alliekattt9469
      @alliekattt9469 8 років тому +7

      At least you got to go out with her, lol. How was that? :)

    • @theduff6099
      @theduff6099 8 років тому +5

      I'm gonna try that!

    • @jacksully6857
      @jacksully6857 7 років тому

      STINKYSKUNK06 I need to try

  • @yesyesyes329
    @yesyesyes329 7 років тому +1

    Im malnorished
    So, why am i watching this? lol
    The fails of a diet
    Is my strength heheheheh
    I watched it like a life hack

  • @mashalarain7278
    @mashalarain7278 8 років тому +16

    Donut burger
    proof USA is trying to make us fat😂😂😂

  • @woofwoof8297
    @woofwoof8297 7 років тому +7

    im skinny so a lot of adults i know (bc im a kid) always tell me to eat a lot . now im getting more weight .

  • @gingersbesnappen4680
    @gingersbesnappen4680 7 років тому +3

    when i was 7 im 12 now i sat on a chair near a pourch it broke and i grabed the rall and i lifted my self up after my uncle threw it off the deak and we put it on fire like huge flames i was like um ....ok 😂😂

  • @rileysmith8922
    @rileysmith8922 7 років тому

    He better not have been wearing those baggy basketball pants that he always wears, with that shirt! 😂😂😂

  • @vincentbaccichet9987
    @vincentbaccichet9987 7 років тому +28

    I broke a chair in class by sitting on it to hard

  • @violetaelizalde2827
    @violetaelizalde2827 8 років тому +27

    hey early squad!

    • @ilovecats2315
      @ilovecats2315 8 років тому +1

      Violeta Elizalde hi

    • @scruffythewolf7740
      @scruffythewolf7740 8 років тому +1

      +I like cats too! :3

    • @s.a2574
      @s.a2574 8 років тому

      Violeta Elizalde right here if you're looking or not.....

  • @MartinezTwins-pf5hr
    @MartinezTwins-pf5hr 8 років тому +143

    Rain drop
    Drop top
    The hate comments have to stop 😁

    • @MartinezTwins-pf5hr
      @MartinezTwins-pf5hr 8 років тому

      stacey may no comment lol

    • @kayleighminaj
      @kayleighminaj 8 років тому +9

      Rain Drop
      Drop Top
      I HATE comments like this
      so make it STOP STOP!! 😊

    • @flowercrowns8869
      @flowercrowns8869 8 років тому

      No?? It's rain drop

    • @phoebesimmerlovesart2769
      @phoebesimmerlovesart2769 8 років тому

      Marshmallow rain drop*

    • @Hi-zi4lp
      @Hi-zi4lp 8 років тому

      Marshmallow your right, I saw it on Instagram. Like range rover and then drop top convertible Range rover Convertible.

  • @DivinityBrainrot0fficial
    @DivinityBrainrot0fficial 7 років тому +1

    My dad tells me this about every day....
    "I need to eat more then 8000 calories every day because I am STILL UNDERWEIGHT."
    I think, "Dude, you eat that much?"
    Some people need the opposite of diets, they need McDonalds.... XD

  • @saraemily326
    @saraemily326 8 років тому +9

    Tostinos pizza tots
    They're pizza rolls.
    A for effort

    • @ballsof87
      @ballsof87 8 років тому

      Sara Is A Cat *E=EFFORT!!!*

    • @okidera5084
      @okidera5084 8 років тому +1

      Drink Bleach A for effort means as In A+