My Dad had a dry sense of humor, which made his even more funnier. One night we were watching it snow from the patio door when I observed, impressed: "Wow, it is really coming down". About that time he ripped off a big one and said: "Yeah, and it's thunderin', too". My Mother and I were hysterical.
0:56 Reminds me of an hilarious incident back when I used to deliver pizzas; I had arrived at the customer's house when she wanted to pay by credit card, so I called the parlor and started giving them the credit card number when, out of nowhere, their dog, who was simply laying down on the floor, ripped a LOUD one, and it took me a good 10 seconds or more before I could finally stop laughing.
Just like cats ,. OH my gosh. Back in 1988 , u went to a friend's house, and then to his relatives house,. I sat in a chair, that had high arm rests,. There cat was sitting on the arm rest next to me, ( get the idea, yet ?,. Yes , you heard the silent but deadly, phrase ? Yup , I sat there for about 10 minutes, and there cat humped up on the arm rest , in about? 5 minutes, I , um ,. Had to get up from the chair , and wave my hands in front of my face, LOL 😁😀,. The other person, home owner, laughed and said" did ( don't remember the cats name, ), did she or he fart ? I said yes,. She's snickering, and run the cat off of the chair,. Remember? Silent but deadly?? Yup ,mm huh ,. My description? It smelled very bad , sorry, none smells great,. So , lol 😁😀😆😂
We had to put our dog, Piper, down about a month ago. But I'll never forget a very funny fart-related moment from her. My wife and I pray before going to bed every night. On this one particular night, Piper was laying in bed between us. While we were praying, Piper got up and reoriented herself to where her butt was facing us. Right as my wife had finished praying and I drew a breath to start praying, Piper emitted the NASTIEST silent-but-deadly, and at close range, too! It took about 10 minutes for the stench to dissipate and for me to regain my composure. One thing I thanked God for that night while praying was the gift of laughter. LOL
Kind of reminds me of what my dog did when she was younger. See every sunday after church I would lay down, and go to sleep. Well, one time my dog Cricket wanted to sleep in bed with me. Next thing I know I found out she has gas in her sleep, and her butt was pointed at my face. I didn't get any sleep at all that day, and my mom nearly died laughing.
Even the word itself is funny to me. This incident happened many times in my 32 year teaching career. Typically it occurred when the class was quiet, doing math or reading to themselves. Then a student announced to the class, “Someone farted in here!” Evidently someone did a ‘sneaker’ fart- the silent and deadly one. Every single time it happened, I laughed until tears ran down my cheeks. Half of the class began chuckling, then laughing out loud. Finally the time ‘passed’ and we were ‘winded’ and back to the pre-fart classroom.
My father had a very dry humour which was usually very apt for the occasion. Once, as a young lad, probably about 10 years of age I had a slight touch of wind. My father, with a totally dead pan voice looked at me and said, 'The bloke who takes two sniffs of that is a greedy bugger.' Nearly 70 years later I can still hear him saying it.
Funny, I grew up where two males in my household always farted and made jokes so I went along with it. It's funny at the right time. I even hear them fart in formal settings. It's even more funny when you aren't 'supposed' to fart.
0:36 is where I laughed so hard... He sits down saying "with all do respect" and then "BUUUURRRRAAAAAPP". He breaks wind...LOL...!!!.... He laughs in embarrassment. When someone laughs like that, it either means that they are embarrassed or they are embarrassed and they begin to smell their own fart and they laugh to cover it up to keep everyone else from smelling it...LOL...!!!!...
Farts are the greatest human equalizers... everybody farts, from kings and queens to the common man. And they always come when least expected, leaving death, destruction and gut-wrenching laughs. LMF(arting)AO!
I met the presenter at 1:16 & even had my photo taken with him. I noticed him at the County Show where I was with my mum. She seemed to get even more excited than me as she was virtually jumping up & down like a little girl saying we need to get a photo with him! :D
I am getting really old now and I have trouble restraining myself at times. If I think ones is getting ready to cut loose, while I'm conversing or in a check-out line I just start coughing in hopes it will make the sound less noticeable! So the next time some old coot you're dealing with starts coughing, just back up a few steps! LOL
My Dad had a dry sense of humor, which made his even more funnier. One night we were watching it snow from the patio door when I observed, impressed: "Wow, it is really coming down". About that time he ripped off a big one and said: "Yeah, and it's thunderin', too". My Mother and I were hysterical.
I laughed outloud at your comment. Thank you Pam, you made my day better. Thumbs up to your dad too.
Hey bro, sorry for disliking at the start. It was a Mistouch
@@wooflepoofle8512 that's okay, these things happen.
Lies again? Cum Fart
you were raised the right way xD
I like how the horse paused, looked the situation over, and then let it rip
Horse: I'm about to make this guy's career memorable
*Let's one rip*
Yes, that was funny!
the best part is the horse just stands there and looks at him
HAH-"don't put me on camera, turd."
The horse was thinking " now's the time"..
Why are farts so funny? I'm dying here!
David McCormick Ah ha ha ha! Right?!
+David McCormick Yes but would it work in the event of a mugging?
+Alecia Ward because there happening at the worse times
LOL! Right?
+Alecia Ward You don't want to know why. If you do, they won't be funny anymore.
0:56 Reminds me of an hilarious incident back when I used to deliver pizzas; I had arrived at the customer's house when she wanted to pay by credit card, so I called the parlor and started giving them the credit card number when, out of nowhere, their dog, who was simply laying down on the floor, ripped a LOUD one, and it took me a good 10 seconds or more before I could finally stop laughing.
Lt Bicker o
Oh, that's right, blame the dog.
My body is a fart machine,it's supposed to be Good for your health,well that's my story and I'm sticking to it
Just like cats ,. OH my gosh. Back in 1988 , u went to a friend's house, and then to his relatives house,. I sat in a chair, that had high arm rests,. There cat was sitting on the arm rest next to me, ( get the idea, yet ?,. Yes , you heard the silent but deadly, phrase ? Yup , I sat there for about 10 minutes, and there cat humped up on the arm rest , in about? 5 minutes, I , um ,. Had to get up from the chair , and wave my hands in front of my face, LOL 😁😀,. The other person, home owner, laughed and said" did ( don't remember the cats name, ), did she or he fart ? I said yes,. She's snickering, and run the cat off of the chair,. Remember? Silent but deadly?? Yup ,mm huh ,. My description? It smelled very bad , sorry, none smells great,. So , lol 😁😀😆😂
U shaw it as the dog ??
The guy with the monkeys was hilarious. "Stop farting...hahahha!"
No one has replied u for years 😂
Are u there buddy.... UA-cam ancestors 🙄
We had to put our dog, Piper, down about a month ago. But I'll never forget a very funny fart-related moment from her. My wife and I pray before going to bed every night. On this one particular night, Piper was laying in bed between us. While we were praying, Piper got up and reoriented herself to where her butt was facing us. Right as my wife had finished praying and I drew a breath to start praying, Piper emitted the NASTIEST silent-but-deadly, and at close range, too! It took about 10 minutes for the stench to dissipate and for me to regain my composure. One thing I thanked God for that night while praying was the gift of laughter. LOL
Silent but violent, eh? Those are the worst!!
RIP Piper
I love that you and your wife pray together, nightly. Aw such a blessing !!!
Kind of reminds me of what my dog did when she was younger. See every sunday after church I would lay down, and go to sleep. Well, one time my dog Cricket wanted to sleep in bed with me. Next thing I know I found out she has gas in her sleep, and her butt was pointed at my face. I didn't get any sleep at all that day, and my mom nearly died laughing.
That was the devil telling you gods not true?
Even the word itself is funny to me. This incident happened many times in my 32 year teaching career. Typically it occurred when the class was quiet, doing math or reading to themselves. Then a student announced to the class, “Someone farted in here!” Evidently someone did a ‘sneaker’ fart- the silent and deadly one. Every single time it happened, I laughed until tears ran down my cheeks. Half of the class began chuckling, then laughing out loud. Finally the time ‘passed’ and we were ‘winded’ and back to the pre-fart classroom.
I taught 35 years, and you're right--it always happened when everybody was quietly working. And then the class never got over it!
I like how the horse aimed its arse at the camera.
0:48 - "If I hear "brrrrrrt" ... " Lmfao. XD
lol 1:15 That horse was like "I didn't do it!"
I love it how people will never reach maturity to the where they dont laugh when someone farts. xD
“With all due respect mister-brrrrr💨” 💀
"With all due respe-(quaack) sh-t. . ." LOL
NEVER gets old!!
"... With all due respect, Mr. -fart- bleeeeeep!"
lol
😂
Imagine his name is mr. Fart lol
Reminds me of the Monty Python courtroom sketch: "May I call for an adjournment?" Judge: "Certainly not!" A big fart is blown by the policeman.
The judge asks why the constable didn’t just say he needed to break wind, and he replies “I couldn’t recall the proper legal term.”
8 Years later this is still funny.
I don't care how old I get, farting will NEVER not be funny!
sirisaxmanable amen brother
ain't that the truth
Oldest form of humour.
@@pauljordan4452 The most cowardly form of comedy. The shortcut when you don't have a good joke. Just look at Adam Sandler's films.
I have been laughing at farts since I was a child. I'm 70 now and I still laugh my butt off!!! 🤪
lol after the horste fartet 1:13
he looked at the camera like '' wtf are you looking at, i didint do it! ''
LOL!!!! Too funny, especially with the horse.
I think the horse wanted the camera people to go away.
I still laugh like hell when he says "If I hear "brrrrrt"...." at around 0:48. Don't know why, but it still cracks me up. LOL. xD
The horse: "what? what's the problem? I didn't hear anything".
Love the GH clip. Nothing like shattering the tension of a moment with a good fart. Lmao!
I be happy to do it but I'll tell you right now if I hear "brrrrrt"😂.
At the end f the day, a fart is still funny as a good Robin Williams joke
0:01 the guy in the back lmao😂😂
My father had a very dry humour which was usually very apt for the occasion.
Once, as a young lad, probably about 10 years of age I had a slight touch of wind. My father, with a totally dead pan voice looked at me and said, 'The bloke who takes two sniffs of that is a greedy bugger.'
Nearly 70 years later I can still hear him saying it.
I despise people who fart silently and then walk off, leaving you to take the blame!
The horse even turned around to time its fart to his reply! Smart animal or just good timing .
The people's reactions make you want to laugh so much though
The horse farting on a news feed was hilarious
That horse was the best! LOL
A good fart brings out the juvenile in everyone.
Funny, I grew up where two males in my household always farted and made jokes so I went along with it. It's funny at the right time. I even hear them fart in formal settings. It's even more funny when you aren't 'supposed' to fart.
0:36 is where I laughed so hard... He sits down saying "with all do respect" and then "BUUUURRRRAAAAAPP". He breaks wind...LOL...!!!.... He laughs in embarrassment. When someone laughs like that, it either means that they are embarrassed or they are embarrassed and they begin to smell their own fart and they laugh to cover it up to keep everyone else from smelling it...LOL...!!!!...
And just like that we're 5 again 😂😂😂
Why is Jared Padalecki and every Supernatural Gag Reel not on here?
0:02 that was sneaky and silent....but cute ! haha
"Whether Luis can find him and bring him home is anyone's gas" FART
the last one was the best....
1:21 LMFAO ....stop farting!!!!!!
i dont know why ppl say its bad to fart, i find it hilarious
I mean it's bad to hold it in... all that methane gas buildup can kill a person
Il never understand why farts make me laugh but they do no matter the circumstances
0:01 the black guy in the background almost spews his drink when the girl farts!
LOL!!!
Farting transcends age, it's ALWAYS funny.
gas prices varies as you can see
@Galero15 That's the beauty of it!!! Who would of thought one of our bodily functions can makes laugh so hard! It's so hilarious!
Horse and chimp farts! Glad I'm alive to witness this.
Never gets old!!!!!
I went from father meeting his child for the first time to this. I have issues!
Farts are funny, man. Always have been, always will be! LOL!
I wonder what it is about that sound that makes people laugh...
Thank you. For some reason that part really made me laugh.
we need to applause people when they fart
@ the last two parts, I, for the first time in my life, laughed till there were tears!
Its one of the most human noizes ever.
Confucius say.... man who fart in church, sit in own pew. lol
+Bige4u As the Late Great George Carlin once said, "That's why they call them Pews"
Confucius also say, man who lay dingaling on hood of running car have'em hot rod
1:17 is the best!
Amazing timing from the horse :D :D
after watching this i farted
Wesley I'oeuille I did too!
After viewing this video, I felt a deep gastrointestinal rumbling. Imagine my chagrin when suddenly and without warning, I too had flatulated!
Same!😂😂😂😂
If soldiers farted in Iraq, Afghanistan, Normandy and every battle, we wouldn't have had wars! Let's all fart and bring peace to the world!
Super funny video of these animals doing funny things. Made me laugh a lot and thanks for the post.
first clip: dude behind them almost almost spits out his drink
Guy humor, the little boy from the second clip was funny! LMAO
Farts are the greatest human equalizers... everybody farts, from kings and queens to the common man. And they always come when least expected, leaving death, destruction and gut-wrenching laughs. LMF(arting)AO!
Is should be sleeping and I'm trying to quietly laugh my butt off
lol xD "with all due respect" brrr" xDD
Oh my gosh i haven't seen passions for a long time. Still the same. I miss everything about passions even more.
"With all due respect Mr. F**k"
Terrific question. Let's all ponder this awhile.
The guy in the third clip looks like a more handsome version of Ben Stupiro.
lol the one with the horse ahaha
That's hilarious and funny and funny 😄😆🤣😂😁
the horse ...lol such a prankster
Nothing like a little butt breeze to lighten things up.
Farting is ALWAYS funny!!
"With all due respects, Mr. F@#$, ..."
this was too funny
hahahahahahahaha
i can't stop laughing my eyes got watery just now .... Oh my god
Makes ne smile everytime
farting makes the people come together.
Magnific crraatures 1:19
I met the presenter at 1:16 & even had my photo taken with him. I noticed him at the County Show where I was with my mum. She seemed to get even more excited than me as she was virtually jumping up & down like a little girl saying we need to get a photo with him! :D
lol that was funny
I was laughing so hard when the man sat down and farted people where looking at me in the library
With all due respect...rip...😂😂😂😂
I can't imagine how horrific a chimp fart must be.
haha wow, i thought the horse would win but the monkeys definitely win, ass in the air and all
"These magnificent creatures"
GET SHIT ON!
Did that horse really fart? It probably should've raised its tail or something...
I always wondered why farting is just so funny!
The strangest thing of all no one runs away.
I am getting really old now and I have trouble restraining myself at times. If I think ones is getting ready to cut loose, while I'm conversing or in a check-out line I just start coughing in hopes it will make the sound less noticeable! So the next time some old coot you're dealing with starts coughing, just back up a few steps! LOL
It was so neat how Vanessa Marcil farted. That guy behind her was so lucky. I wonder how bad it smelled.
really funny
i dont know why but i can smell the fart from here
Also the only animal that laughs at all (as far as we know).
mhm still even farting during acting roles i would probbly find more funnier. LOL