Mega64: Sit Quitters

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  • Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
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    Gizmodo article: gizmodo.com/597...

КОМЕНТАРІ • 547

  • @paperclip9558
    @paperclip9558 7 років тому +195

    Rocco's acting skill is just wow

    • @jqyhlmnp
      @jqyhlmnp 5 років тому +2

      Adio Fimaha he’s gonna row on a slow boat to China

  • @boozerverif
    @boozerverif 9 років тому +186

    I'm really glad that they kept the running gag about "aka" since the Castle Crashers skit

    • @ArstotzkaEmpire
      @ArstotzkaEmpire 8 років тому

      IRH did they make this word too?

    • @jqyhlmnp
      @jqyhlmnp 5 років тому

      I'm new to m64. what's the aka joke

    • @z0oom991
      @z0oom991 5 років тому +5

      @@jqyhlmnp its a reference to one of their older videos (Mega64: Castle Crashers) where a crazy guy hijacked their bit and said something along the lines of "there is a pedophile gay whore bathhouse, AKA, whorehouse"

  • @Applesgosh
    @Applesgosh 10 років тому +49

    HOLY FUCK I'M SITTING AS WE SPEAK

  • @l.j.146
    @l.j.146 7 років тому +86

    is squatting like vaping?

    • @dsprocks
      @dsprocks 5 років тому

      I went to a room party at the Midwest Fur Fest convention this year, and every person in the room had a vape no joke, it blew my mind to finally be in a room full of fellow vape lords in a place where I would have never ever have expected ( I'm not a furry I just went to see the crazy costumes and the rave ).

  • @laracroftvideos
    @laracroftvideos 6 років тому +43

    Not Rocco putting every single Hollywood actor to shame with his acting skills

  • @m4ssee
    @m4ssee 11 років тому +7

    I love these Mega64 videos when some dude barges through the door and has some crazy idea. :D

  • @kholt1776
    @kholt1776 11 років тому +2

    More than anything else, this video helped me understand the plight of those with tobacco addiction. Thank you, Mega64

  • @Xtrmn8r123321
    @Xtrmn8r123321 9 років тому +66

    I don't sit, I lean.

  • @tomsvideohole8894
    @tomsvideohole8894 4 роки тому +6

    it's videos like this that remind me that rocco is classically trained

  • @CharMomone
    @CharMomone 11 років тому +1

    Love your videos, it's always a fun surprise to find new ones in my subscription list.

  • @kenmdrt
    @kenmdrt 11 років тому +1

    I love it when you guys do stuff like this.

  • @Brunstead
    @Brunstead 11 років тому +1

    Rocco should get an Oscar for that performance at the end.

  • @PossessedByRepression
    @PossessedByRepression 11 років тому +14

    That ending was the best acting i've ever seen in my whole life.

  • @autoexe2695
    @autoexe2695 8 років тому +8

    The Bob Dole boss in NiGHTS was hard as fuck, how did Rocco beat him so fast??

  • @Physhi
    @Physhi Рік тому

    I remember when I pinpointed this warehouse on a map. They removed the video due concerned due to the facts I sent them. I forget which video it was. It was a really good one and I'm still sad to see it gone.

  • @gabrielsff
    @gabrielsff 11 років тому +3

    "every day 12 billion people on this planet sit."
    sounds legit.

  • @Menman4
    @Menman4 Рік тому

    10 years later and more people are sitting than ever. 13 billion and counting.

  • @Tullerman
    @Tullerman 11 років тому +3

    "My name is Abraham Lincoln and I sit, I'm dead now"

  • @Bup
    @Bup 11 років тому

    I really enjoy the theme lately of the opening being Derrick barging in and either destroying or knocking something over.

  • @unrealarmos
    @unrealarmos 11 років тому

    This video deserves a standing ovation.

  • @KeenanRoz
    @KeenanRoz 11 років тому

    I had League of Legends open and it started playing this really epic music the second Rocco started freaking out at the end.
    You have no idea how much more intense the music made that scene. XD

  • @Nobutehuhh
    @Nobutehuhh 2 роки тому

    This video legit helped me with OCD back in the day lol

  • @jamiebabycakes
    @jamiebabycakes 6 років тому +5

    You know in the future theres gonna be 12 billion people and when they see that they're gonna say "Whats the joke?"

  • @Eneru89
    @Eneru89 11 років тому

    I always love when you do satirical videos. About everything

  • @MegaTed7
    @MegaTed7 11 років тому

    Love these kind of videos (like The Internet Is Over and iDosing). Also loved Thing Under the Bass Amp in the background!

  • @ChinaChamp
    @ChinaChamp 6 років тому

    Remember the name Nilofer Merchant the person who wrote that article. What a fucking legend.

  • @holdenmcclure
    @holdenmcclure 11 років тому +8

    what about laying down? checkmate gizmodorks

  • @MrPur3d
    @MrPur3d 11 років тому

    hahhaha rocos acting was actually really good in the end

  • @AllThatJuice-
    @AllThatJuice- 11 років тому +3

    I never used to sit. But one day I was with a group of my friends, they were all sitting...and I guess I just felt pressured.."C'mon man, youre not cool if you dont sit" they said...23 years later and I just cant quit the sit...

  • @Im49th
    @Im49th 11 років тому

    That close up was terrifying.

  • @vmphunter
    @vmphunter 11 років тому +6

    :Playing Nights:
    "You saved the presidents daughter"
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • @PizzaHandhelds
    @PizzaHandhelds 11 років тому

    Rocco received a Grammy for his performance at 3:12

  • @FutaYuuta
    @FutaYuuta 10 років тому +25

    It doesn't take 16 hours to beat NiGHTS... More like 16 minutes

    • @legoarts97
      @legoarts97 9 років тому +5

      nights

    • @viewson83
      @viewson83 7 років тому +2

      16 minutes? That's what sitting does to you.

    • @mastermaniac1911
      @mastermaniac1911 6 років тому +3

      But how long does it take to save the president's daughter? Yeah. Secret ending.

  • @Brassman87
    @Brassman87 11 років тому

    I'm going to go throw Sumos at Mega64 screaming "CANCER MERCHANT" over and over again.

  • @beautifulhair92
    @beautifulhair92 11 років тому +1

    I just hope this doesn't lead into disgusting commercials about how if you could see yourself sitting on the couch and getting fatter and fatter and why you should never sit again.

  • @SuccubiPie
    @SuccubiPie 11 років тому

    Sitting down all day err'day. Like a rebel.

  • @Kingwingding
    @Kingwingding 11 років тому

    I had a sit today.... it was soooo smooth....

  • @vixxito
    @vixxito 11 років тому

    This probably should serve as a lesson to people who still believes that Gawker mediums are worthy.

  • @BotheredMe
    @BotheredMe 11 років тому

    This is the greatest sitting of all time.

  • @quax94
    @quax94 11 років тому

    It's hard to quit sitting when comfortable sumo chairs exist.

  • @trippyfizzy9911
    @trippyfizzy9911 7 років тому +11

    Howw come I've never heard of you youtubers beforee shitt I've missed alot

    • @legoarts97
      @legoarts97 7 років тому +4

      You've just stepped into a world of unlimited comedic genius. If you go to the channels tab on their profile you'll find all the personal channels, and step into more branching paths of this surreal reality.

    • @connorthegoner2204
      @connorthegoner2204 5 років тому

      the big brick two years later, but this. So much this

  • @maksusername
    @maksusername 11 років тому

    Stand dude, sitting is the new smoking.

  • @ggdeku
    @ggdeku 11 років тому +4

    the use of "aka" is still one of my favorite things about mega64.

  • @Pavi132
    @Pavi132 11 років тому

    Hey, you know what I realized. That guy in your Parappa the Rapper video said that everyone who ever drank water died. Well, everyone who ever sat down died, too! OH...MY... GOD!

  • @YoniX50
    @YoniX50 11 років тому

    How will we deliver bad news in the future? Squat down?

  • @Fro5000
    @Fro5000 11 років тому

    Let it never be said Rocco doesn't have amazing acting chops

  • @karnovrpg
    @karnovrpg 11 років тому

    It actually looks like 2004 Derrick traveled to the future and lost weight.
    By not sitting of course.

  • @BladesOfAltair4Ezio
    @BladesOfAltair4Ezio 11 років тому +1

    And I thought iDosing was all the rage lol

  • @aplug42
    @aplug42 11 років тому

    Re watched the video... STANING

  • @ultraali453
    @ultraali453 3 роки тому +4

    aka is priceless

  • @MisterSoupy
    @MisterSoupy 11 років тому

    The Thing on the Bass Amp in the background!

  • @snakebite2000
    @snakebite2000 11 років тому

    AKA AKA was my fave crash bandicoot character

  • @pandanese90
    @pandanese90 11 років тому +4

    Love how they always find ways to dispose of their broken furniture in new videos!

  • @Socialism_Enjoyer
    @Socialism_Enjoyer 11 років тому +6

    OH MY GOD... I'm sitting right now

  • @XerosXIII
    @XerosXIII 11 років тому +3

    next article: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!

  • @AutoClown
    @AutoClown 11 років тому

    Hey Rocco; get better, sweet boy.

  • @MyChemicalBromance
    @MyChemicalBromance 11 років тому

    A man sits. A slave lays.

  • @Gorebag
    @Gorebag 11 років тому

    I watched this video while sitting.

  • @FendyRhodes
    @FendyRhodes 11 років тому +1

    Don't worry, if you sit down and smoke at the same time, the two things cancel each other out and it ends up actually being healthy.
    It's like a double negative bro

  • @Syluxrox
    @Syluxrox 11 років тому

    There are only 7 billion people on the planet, so how can 12 billion people sit down? How can this be....HOW CAN THIS BE????

  • @m4ssee
    @m4ssee 7 років тому

    Still haven't quit smoking so might as well keep sitting.

  • @dylaninpieces2
    @dylaninpieces2 Рік тому +1

    This might be unrelated, but I'm still deminonbinary. Seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @xXDissolvedGirlXx
    @xXDissolvedGirlXx 11 років тому

    Love the ending, brilliant rocco! :)

  • @SirCaco
    @SirCaco 11 років тому +1

    "Aka" I see what you did there :3

  • @ilovedragons
    @ilovedragons 11 років тому

    I almost died sitting down.

  • @MoonDoon
    @MoonDoon Рік тому +3

    how can a man not sit

  • @yacanman11
    @yacanman11 11 років тому

    Wish they showed someone on a roller coaster or merry go round or something

  • @KingNefiiria
    @KingNefiiria 11 років тому

    12 billion people? Holy crap our population rate just skyrocketed.

  • @silveragescientist
    @silveragescientist 11 років тому

    Congratulations! You saved the president's daughter! The end.

  • @TheEngineerWilliams
    @TheEngineerWilliams 11 років тому

    at first i thought this was a sumo lounge advertisement.

  • @TheWisestWizards
    @TheWisestWizards 11 років тому

    Sittin my life away

  • @HarmlessBystander
    @HarmlessBystander 11 років тому

    Nah, he just took off his loose hoodie.

  • @TheUnstudiousWill
    @TheUnstudiousWill 11 років тому

    Are you sitting me, guys?

  • @AntiNihilist
    @AntiNihilist 11 років тому

    How do 12 Billion people sit down every day when the world only has 6-7 billion people . . .

  • @TravisChristel
    @TravisChristel 11 років тому

    Meh, I've got several diseases which cause pain when I try to sit
    for about 1 year. It's like I'm living a nightmare now, been asking myself Rocco's question too much.

  • @SupaPhly0
    @SupaPhly0 11 років тому

    I don't remember saving any presidents daughter in Nights :(

  • @peasterling7
    @peasterling7 11 років тому

    The reason they actually say aka like that is because of their castle crasher video

  • @PepsiGal16
    @PepsiGal16 11 років тому

    Omg..I dont get creeped easy but that ending o_o EEEEEEEAHH

  • @SamuelBundrant
    @SamuelBundrant 11 років тому

    I just noticed the population of earth is not 12 billion yet. i feel stupid for thinking that is real

  • @TheWigscrue
    @TheWigscrue 11 років тому

    Man I Lay Down

  • @lumburgapalooza
    @lumburgapalooza 11 років тому

    I'm AWAKE.

  • @ALECSF15
    @ALECSF15 11 років тому

    WORKS EVERY TIME !

  • @DocFlint
    @DocFlint 11 років тому

    Great!

  • @DaDualityofMan
    @DaDualityofMan 11 років тому

    Well, i'm laying down

  • @KingDusk278
    @KingDusk278 11 років тому

    You can always try squatting or laying down instead of sitting.

  • @Theonegamefreak
    @Theonegamefreak 11 років тому

    That's not even Derrick anymore.

  • @MonkeyMeroLou
    @MonkeyMeroLou 11 років тому

    Shit. I was sitting.

  • @demonnogo
    @demonnogo 11 років тому

    Derrick without his mustache...odd.

  • @Wubsy96
    @Wubsy96 4 роки тому

    Does this mean 'laying down' is equivalent to smoking crack?

  • @Physhi
    @Physhi 11 років тому

    I'm concerned about lung cancer but now ass cancer? Ffffff

  • @GarrisonChoitz
    @GarrisonChoitz 11 років тому

    JESSE WHAT DID YOU DO

  • @frankwest7831
    @frankwest7831 11 років тому

    Shawn didnt use the internet cause of prince derek dosent sit i wonder whar rocco going to do

  • @jonyboy1226
    @jonyboy1226 10 років тому +4

    that product placement

  • @MrT4ils
    @MrT4ils 11 років тому

    ...of course

  • @Raelieous
    @Raelieous 11 років тому

    I'M NOT DEAD YE-

  • @krdxify
    @krdxify 11 років тому

    First Shawn - the internet is dead. Derrick - sitting is the next smoking. Is there going to be a third installment with Rocco?

  • @pitthepwner
    @pitthepwner 11 років тому

    LAY DOWN!

  • @BeastlyAnteater
    @BeastlyAnteater 11 років тому

    I am watching this as I take a shit

  • @TheMasterpieceArtist
    @TheMasterpieceArtist 11 років тому

    i live in space so it doesnt matter

  • @TheSquatBrigade
    @TheSquatBrigade 11 років тому

    Fuck that sit shit.
    It's all about squatting now.