I once made an announcement at the Joann's I used to work at that anyone in the store more than 10 minutes after closing would be assigned a number and hunted for sport. The two ladies that were left had a blast running around the store trying to outpace our employees. We got them in like 5 min (cornered in the Christmas section) and herded them outside. We were all laughing and enjoying it. Some people just know how to have fun and others just don't.
I had to watch each one of Daniel’s coworkers reactions individually! One guy, laughing hysterically, while the other shot up out of his chair and just stood in the corner like he’s traumatized for life now and all the women going wtffff.😂😂😂😂💀 I also like that the other guy brought in another person to see what was happening.😂😂😂😂😂😂
I got in trouble at work for this. It was almost an hour after closing time, and customers still refused to stop shopping and leave. We told them in person that the store was closed, offered to help them get something quickly, etc., but they just kept shopping at a snail's pace. I made an announcement that the store was closed, and for employees to make their way to the exit before the guard dogs were released for the night. It was effective.
Same place once had a dangerous gas leak in the bakery right next to the oven that refused to turn off. Gas plus open flame=bad bad things. People from the utility company said the store had to evacuate immediately. Customers refused to leave. The fire department showed up and tried to get people out, even carrying people out, who just went back inside and started shopping again. Some customers were carried out THREE TIMES. Police came to assist. People angrily fought them and kept going back inside. The air was so thick with gas that the first responders were using masks and tanks, but idiots were still trying to shop. They started arresting people but ran out of room in the police cars, so they started zip tying idiots to the fence across the parking lot. We had a whole parking lot full of suicidal idiots all screaming and fighting to get back into a store filled with gas that could ignite at any moment, like the stupidest zombie movie you ever saw. And for days after, people kept coming into the store to scream about the cops that had been trying to save their stupid lives.
Once had a mom and daughter still in store an hour and half after closing. When they finally showed up at the register, she had the nerve to tell me they are always the last one in the stores 😂 I told het that’s nothing to be proud of, and that’s how I got my first warming 😅😂
Fastest I ever got fired was. When a sub sandwich shop owner told me I wasn’t going to get paid for training. I informed them that was illegal. (It was!) Then they said, they had a government document stating they didn’t have to pay for training. When I say said document. It was an application for a high school co-op student! Lol When I called them on it, I was no longer needed. Funny how when I called the labour board, turned out their business license was no longer needed! Lol
"Fastest I ever got fired." Should be "Only time I ever got fired." Highly doubtful you're going around getting innocently fired by labor law violators. Makes me wonder if you reacted to the form they showed you in an unkind way rather than maybe they misunderstood and would have kept you around had you been adult in your reaction. Charlotte's channel is filled with people falsely accused bc they enforcing personal boundaries by people who were horrible to them. "You didnt invite me bc you're a phobe!" is easier on the ego than no, you weren't invited bc you're horrible. Maybe that's why you were fired and keep getting fired?
@@C.Church wow you jumped right into attacking my character without provocation. The story was true. It happened around 20 years ago. Your assumption about me say a lot about you. It’s unfortunate that you’re naturally reaction is negative. Being on the internet, and especially in the comment sections. Can really wear on a person. I hope you are okay, and manage to unwind soon. As they say, I suggest Touching Grass. It really does help.
Why would you leave your windows open, and try to DRIVE in the car wash. You literally don't have to tell people anything at an automatic car wash unless they have never been to one. And unless they make it clear they've never been to one, then anything that happens after that is their fault.
Yeah. Even car washes with signage don't warn you to roll up your window - it's COMMON SENSE. I believe that dude when he said he only looked down for a moment. Seems like it wasn't his fault at all. The damage to the guys interior was *for sure* 100% his own fault
I love the guy who made the annoucement. As a former retail worker, it was very common for people to ignore the annoucements and casually stroll around shopping while things are closing up. I would have loved to say this when I announced closing time. Come back to tomorrow!!! The registers are closed!!!
same! I was a librarian at a university library. Every single night I had to go full psycho to force people out before 7PM, because at that moment the doors automatically lock everybody inside and then you have to call campus security to be let out, and let me tell you, they DID NOT like being called for that. I saw the same idiots studying in the library for years and they never understood to get the f* out in time. How the same people are smart enough to get a degree is beyond me.
Thanks to Daniel, other commenters, and my subsequent research, I have now learned way more than I ever could have imagined about accidental Zoom self-love. That clip is actually a commercial for Pornhub released on May 28, 2020, for International Masturbation Day. It's still hilarious even though it's scripted. That said, such a mishap, if you can call it that, is now known as "pulling a Toobin" named after CNN legal analyst and writer for 'The New Yorker', Jeffrey Toobin, who actually gained such exposure on a Zoom meeting with his colleagues in 2020.
I almost feel bad for DarkSydePhil, he jerked off while live on twitch, was literally the highlight of his entire career and life, all most know him for, and he doesn't even get to be referenced for it, since it was to an audience of hundreds to thousands of strangers, instead of work colleagues on zoom.
That glass didn’t break because they dropped it, it broke because that needed for each of them to have one hand on the long side and one hand on the short side. It was the weight of the pressure in the center/middle that caused it to shatter. Having one hand holding some of that weight up on the short side would have prevented that mishap
@@bubblegum1366 Yup. As someone who works at a moving company that handles a lot of glass pieces all the damn time, we're always taught to carry and pack them on the trucks and in boxes upright, never horizontal. Glass and dishware is just naturally stronger that way. So if you ever find yourself having to pack yourself to move, always put glasses, pictures, and plates upright in the box. You'll have fewer things break.
😂😂😂😂 I wasn’t sure but thanks for clearing it up for me! 😂😂😂😂😂 I gotta show this to my husband DANIEL, he hates when a guy does something bad, and their name is Daniel. 😂😂😂😂 my kids and I are like, guess what he’s name is? 😂😂😂😂😂
@@uschurchYes, and we know that, due to the reason she got fired. I have degrees in IT Networking and Cybersecurity, and there is really nothing glamorous about them. Unless you enjoy starting out at low pay until you prove yourself, long hours of repetitive work (unless you get to write a new script), and dealing with occasionally cranky customers who want their product up and running. I actually ended up sticking with my RN degree because it paid more, since I have been one for 28 yrs. I couldn't wait the two plus years to go higher up in the company to pay my bills. I am a disabled widow with a child still at home. I still love working on computers, though. Maybe when I retire, I will get back into it.
Our girl has had some great things happening in her life lately and I do believe it shows. Her smiles are a little bigger and she just keeps knocking theses videos outta the park. We love you girl, keep me laughing everyday
The guy who did the closing announcement, I feel his pain so much! I had a mother daughter duo who would come in EVERY NIGHT and wait till the closing announcement to start checking out. Most nights we wouldn't get out till 20-30 minutes after the store was supposed to closed. All my closing cashiers dreaded seeing them come in.
Ok, but has that one guy NEVER gone through a car wash before? I don't think bro should've gotten fired for that. Like, they literally have signs on the service menu, in front of the bay, and IN the bay. They still tell you, which is great, but like, there's literally signs EVERYWHERE.
And how on earth did the customer get soap INSIDE the car? Customer obviously had his windows down, so that part is all on him. Who leaves their windows down when they get their car washed?
My thoughts exactly. If you are that dumb you do t even roll the windows up.... Well maybe don't go through car washes. All carwash places are the same when it comes to how run the vehicle through. 😀
I feel like one of his kids probably rolled down a window and the dad drove through to get them out quicker, but needed a reason for the soap damage not to be his fault.
I got fired for missing ONE day at a grocery store. Because I was dealing with a medical condition and the owners wanted my doctor to write out notes that had all the details for it and details about my medical files. My doctor refused so I missed the day, and when they finally allowed me back they took me to the office and fired me for missing the day. Because they wanted my doctor to break HIPPA.
I was only there for three months, and it just wasn’t worth the hassle. Instead I found a better job that treats me 100x better. And I live in the US, which doesn’t surprise me that they tried to pull this bs. But it just wasn’t worth the effort to deal with them anymore.
Breaking HIPPA means he would write that note and share it with someone you did NOT authorize. You can share any relevant medical data with your work especially when it effects your need for days off or certain accommodations that your work might provide if a medical problem interferes with your ability to do your job. There's is literally no reason for a doctor to refuse to write a detailed note to your workplace. Especially at your request
The absolute panicked "call Daniel on his cell phone!!" Also put a sticker over your Webcam and only remove for meetings where camera is required. Saves a lot of trouble haha.
Unfortunately, many businesses caught on to folks going AFK during meetings and require the webcam to be on at all times. We had one customer who required their at-home call center personnel to have a webcam setup and be on a Zoom call all day so the supervisor could watch them on calls with customers. They had a high turnover for some odd reason.
Yeah and those old ladies who made the complaint??? Bro why are you complaining when YOU are in the store 15 minutes AFTER closing? Sheesh.. I used to work in fast food and people have absolutely zero self awareness. One time, my manager left early and told us to do closing tasks and let the people who were still in the restaurant stay till they were done. WE WERE DONE WITH OUR CLOSING TASKS AND THEY WERE STILL THERE so we literally all just stood around looking at them until they got up and left. They didn't come back to my knowledge.
I used to work at a sex shop and we closed at 2 am. So on the weekends there would be the drunk people that would come in and want to just waste time. So we would have announcements would be so colorful and inappropriate in any other setting. "The store is closed and if you haven't purchased your items by now, her legs will be closed too"! Or we'll do the count downs with "The store will be closed in 5 min! In the words of Brittany Skye "Faster, Faster"! We used to take the whips off the wall and start cracking them in their direction herding them out. I kind of miss that job.
I had to keep rewinding to watch each individual coworker during the zoom meeting. Their reactions are so hilarious! I especially love the guy who backs away into a corner, the woman who says "oh hell no" and slams her laptop shut and the woman who straight up just runs away 😂😂😂
My sister in law's mother was a high school teacher and had to conduct lessons on Zoom with all the students cams on. One student decided to master act in class and literally just got suspended for a few days. She retired after that year lol
That guy who made the announcement was hilarious 🤣 I honestly think the boss could have just given him a warning, as he only did it because people weren’t respecting the closing time, causing him to have to stay at work longer than strictly needed.
Honestly, a big chain store probably couldn't have kept him no matter what. He didn't just make a silly prank "Time to get out of the store" shout out. He actually threatened them, and even if it was just a joke, for liability reasons it's almost certain they couldn't keep him.
"This isn't kindergarten. We don't take naps in the middle of the day." We may have hated naps when we were kids, but once you're a grown adult it's a necessity.
Daniel's co workers.....OMG...the expressions....espically the very middle one, just froze with mouth wide open....coffee cup to her mouth! OMG!! THIS JUST MADE MY NIGHT!!! OMG!!! I had to rewind it. afew times just to watch a few more peope. Its soo owrth it!!!!!
When I worked at Whole Foods we had a bunch of people refusing to leave the store after we closed on Christmas Eve. 20 minutes after we were supposed to be closed my store manager got on the loudspeaker and said we were closed and the employees would like to get home to spend time with their families. Because they weren't able to get their shopping done on time we had closed down the registers for the night, they would not be able to purchase their items and we were leaving. If they choose to keep shopping anyways they would be locked in the store overnight and he didn't care what they did because we have insurance. It was awesome.
I screamed when Daniel came with the lotion and tissue. And what’s more is that the folks in that meeting knew what time it was. Somebody said turn off your camera when he grabbed tissue. 💀💀😆
Going through the final leg of our call center training, one of my mates receives a call, a couple of drunk kids being a bit rude. The call ends, he says his goodbyes, they reply "eff you", and he automatically reacts and says, in his best customer service tone "you too" with a smile on his face... we all laughed incredibly hard at that. A few weeks after, chatting with some QA analysts that I had gotten too cushy with, they told me they had listened to that call and cracked up like there was no tomorrow, and that this guy was their hero, but of course we shouldn't do it xD that was one of the best things to ever happen to me within the hell that call centers are xD
Not me, but I was the manager who had to fire the guy. For context, this was at a store in the local mall that sold a wide variety of party goods, everything from beer pong to bachelor parties, and this happened in the late 2000's. It was the New Guy's (NG) first day, and after we got done with his paperwork (tax forms, etc) I was explaining to him the various employee benefits and expectations, including the fairly generous discount employees were given as a way to encourage us to use the merchandise. (This was so that we would be more knowledgeable and better able to answer customer questions, etc) Now, over the hour or so it took to get NG started on his first day, he had dropped the N-word a number of times. The first time he said it, I called him on it and told him not to use that word. The second time I called him on it, his excuse was "sorry, I thought you meant just on the sales floor." The third time his excuse was "sorry, it's just a normal word we say in my hometown." Now, I'm also from that same hometown, and it's not common, first of all, and second, I don't care where you come from, DO *NOT* use that word in front of me ever again. After that, NG went to my jr manager and complained about me to her and, of course, my jr manager having known me for years, told the guy I wasn't one to irritate, and using racist language was a sure fire way to irritate me quick. NG said he understood. Good, that obstacle handled. Now, I know you might be wondering why he wasn't fired then and there, but this was over 15 years ago and when I asked my store manager about it I was told there was a "protocol" we had to follow in order to get him fired. But dude was already on my hit list, and on the fast track to out the door, trust me. But I didn't have to wait long. One of the things we sold in the store were these hideous looking "3 hole barbie" blow up dolls. When I went to the break room to eat my lunch, there was a "barbie" doll laying on the break table, and it had clearly been used. There was drying white fluid on (and I presume in) the doll, and there was drying *yellow* fluid on the doll and on break table. Yep. After NG had used the doll, he had peed on it, while it was on the break table that we all had to use. So i tracked him down and asked "hey, did you use that doll in the break room?" NG: "Yeah, you said we could try out the merchandise." Me: "... After you bought it... and got home...to your house. " NG: "oh..." Me: "you're going to have to clean that up..." By the time he was done cleaning the break room (and I made him clean the ENTIRE room while an employee watched him) I had the paperwork all filled out and NG was fired before he was even done with his first shift on his first day. I couldn't fire him for being a racist, I couldn't fire him for masturbating at work or peeing on the break table, but I could sure as hell fire him for stealing. Dude had the audacity to come back 2 weeks later for his paycheck, and brought his mother, who was in full Karen mode, demanding to know when he could apply for unemployment. I was happy to inform her that people who get fired for stealing and then masturbating with the product while in the break room were not eligible for unemployment. He left with the employee hotline and I'm glad to say I never saw him again.
Please tell me it was his 1st job & he was an idiot teenager? None of those things would be acceptable at any work place. What kind of a moron would think it's ok to masterbate into a doll & pee on it in the break room? Then he had the nerve to leave it there? You have to be a special kind of stupid to think that kind of behavior is acceptable anywhere, let alone a job. 🙄
@@BlackCatsAndCorgis Lol, of course it was. That place was insane. Had a person who would take a poop in the same section of the store, every summer like clockwork. Never did catch them.
My husband has been a high school teacher for 16 years. In that time, he has only been written up once, about 5 years ago. This kid was just awful, and he lost his cool and told the kid he was a loser. A week later, his coworker, also a veteran teacher, got written up for losing her cool and telling the same kid that he was going to end up in jail. Kid just really knew how to push buttons. 2 weeks ago, my husband found out that this student had been arrested for unaliving his girlfriend a couple weeks after she had given birth and scattering her limbs in a field. They kinda called it with that kid... but my husband was really shaken up by losing his cool that day and has never lost it since.
Oh, wow. That's some heavy stuff. A class mate was talked to with words like that all the time from teachers and parents from 7.-8. grade until his unfortunate death at 18, and it breaks my heart that no one saw him for anything but trouble. He was a sweet kid with a huge heart, and he ALWAYS took care of everyone around him. He was so kind and thoughtful, never ran into the law, never hurt anyone, just had ADHD outburst in our classes. The filth I've heard spoken to a child by teachers is disgusting, and thinking about how it affected him hurts. He had great plans for the future, viable/sensible/realistic stuff that he could manage. And then the death. It's hard to take bake cruel words post mortem, we should all be able to speak about our own mean words. I bet $100 your husband talked to this kid about what happened, and explained it. It's the right way to do it.
@basstrammel1322 I completely agree with everything you said. I remember him saying he had tried to talk to him about it, but that he got brushed off. The kid wasn't at the school for very long, he got expelled for assault. He had been put in my husband's class in the first place because he had a track record for being able to reach troubled kids. You wouldn't believe the amount of weddings for former students he has been invited to. So him losing his cool with this one kid was unheard of it had never happened before or since. This kid really stood out in his memory because of that. He hasn't said it, but I know he feels guilt for his part in what happened.
@@SuperMrsMar I'm sorry about the trauma dump. That kid I spoke about was just REALLY meant to be someone, yet teachers and parents decided he was undesireable. Not wealthy enough, and always being a smart ass. Our wood shop teacher tol him not to make a dildo for his mom, because it would only rob him of a pay check later in life... So on, and so on. Years and years of this, no indications of what's happening tomorrow. Top ten poshest schools in my country as well. Sometimes our intuition is right, though. We can tell who are really bad. And your husband being self-aware is golden.
@basstrammel1322 Oh wow, that poor kid, he absolutely did not deserve that abuse. That whole school failed him. Things like that shouldn't happen. The teachers and admin should be held accountable. What do you want to bet those teachers were never even written up for saying such awful things to him.
@@SuperMrsMar Those teachers never heard a word of critizism. Nor the school. None of them showed up at the funeral, which surely seemed like the sensible choice in their heads. But then everyone else who could walk around here did show up, so it looked awful for them not being there. After the service his best friend knocked the driver of the car flat out on the church stairs. I'm strictly non violent, but I'll never hold him accountable for that move.
The "Daniel" video is classic. I've watched it so many times now... and I still laugh. If you play the long version on youtube... you can watch each individual co worker and every single reaction is priceless. One guy stood up to brace himself. One guy starts calling someone over to see. Its soooo goood.. SOOOOO GOOOOD!!!!
I was the guy who got fired from JoAnn! My friends have been sending me this video and articles written about me. If you think I didn't deserve to be fired, I'd like to take this moment to say that I talk like I do in that video ALL OF THE TIME. I got yelled at for frequently holding up the line while I was cashiering. My customers would often be hysterical over some stupid joke I made, and it would often double the length of transactions. Some people didn't want to leave. Nothing but laughter! Nah, I'm kidding. They were just yelling at me to shut up. Also, trespassing isn't a federal offense. I made that up because it sounded intimidating lol
@@lynnyhen Thank you lol, but I tend to fall off the stage. I sweat until there's a pool and I slip, fall, break my ankle, break the microphone, piss myself, shit myself, fall off a unicycle, and shave my eyebrows all in a matter of about 6 seconds. However, one day I'll be going to Broadway, baby! (But only to see Wicked)
The call center one really got me, I used to work in a call center (I had to call up people who agreed to do a monthly donation for a charity, they would get approached by a colleague of mine on the streets or at their door, kind of like a sales thing). A lot of time people would get lied to, my colleagues would say things like it's a one time donation or it automatically stops after 3 months etc. This was exactly the reason we would call, to make sure they understood everything. But usually when someone had been lied to they would get mad at me, even though is was actually trying to help them! Please be nice to people in a call center, because they will try to help you with everything they got (and that's usually not a lot)
I thought I'd ruined my career via Zoom last week myself. I work with my fiance and we were in a client call, it was the first time we'd worked with them, he got bored and started taking screenshots of my face at really unflattering angles and then posting them to our teams Slack channel. So one of the clients said he had to go, so I naturally assumed the meeting was over, hung up the call and loudly called my fiance "you fucking arsehole". Only the meeting wasn't over. It had continued without one of the clients. Everyone else stayed on and my fiance was unmuted and the call was being recorded. Luckily for me, the mic cut off mid sentence so it wasn't really audible too much but I spent a week in abject fear of being fired. In retrospect, it turns out our new client is freaking awesome so even if they'd heard they probably would have found it funny. But still, one of the dumbest things I've done in my professional career. Don't hang up early, kids.
That was so hilarious. When my mom was in her twenties, she got a job as a waitress, at a restaurant where they didn't let you write anything down. You had to memorize each order and remember what table to take it to. She thought getting fired from that job meant she wasn't a good waitress. That's okay. She's a damn fine accountant even in her seventies.
10:30 when you quite literally drive from the burbs to the hood in mere seconds! That Daniel clip will never EVER get old!! Their reactions are absolutely priceless!! I laugh myself into a sweat every time I see it!
The Zoom meeting reminded me of a story my mom told me once. During her earlyish working days she had to attend a disciplinary hearing for a colleague of hers. He'd been caught, in a public bathroom, doing the deed with a woman who was not his wife. That wasn't the issue though. Apparently the real problem was that it was during work hours & not on break time.
Love the store closing guys. Reminds me of how I used to close the feed store I was the assistant manager at years ago. "Ladies and Cowboys, the time is now 10pm., and although we love being here to serve you, we have families, pets, and lives of our own. So we ask that you bring all of the items you are purchasing up front for check out. If you are found here after we lock the doors, its too late, you will be handed a uniform and apron and will now be here for the remainder of your existence, and as always, keep your kids with you at all times, because if we see them unattended, we will feed them to the caged coyotes and giants rats we keep in the warehouse for Tuesday fight night. Thank you for shopping at Stockdales!"
Our store was usually 24 hours, so when we DID close, like on Christmas, the stuff over the intercom was always wild when it was just employees left. My supervisor told everyone to "Get the fuck to the front and go the fuck home" once everything was done. It was weird hearing that over the speakers.
10:25 THIS. THIS is what I had to deal with for THREE years at my call center job. "YOU SHOULD ALREADY HAVE MY INFO PULLED UP." I heard people say that alllll day. I just quit two months ago and really let got of the bad memories but this just brought it ALLLLLL back, MY GOODNESS.
Story time: I used to work in a Starbucks in a mall. We weren’t a kiosk, we had an actual store with a gate. So when we closed I had to pull the gate down with this hook thing. Monday-Saturday the mall was open until 9, but on Sunday it closed at 6. However no customers ever seemed to realize this, despite mall hours and individual store hours being postponed literally everywhere. So that meant on Sunday’s when 6 rolled around I’d have to stand by our entrance, waiting to close the gate,holding the hook like the grim reaper, and stopping everyone from trying to come in. We had an unofficial rule that if you were in line before we closed you could stay in line, and in the store until you got your order, but once your order was ready you had to leave. This also meant I couldn’t shut the gate until all those people left, thus I had to stand by the entrance denying people access to the store we were trying to close. No exceptions. The only exceptions we were supposed to allow, was if someone wanted brewed coffee. That was it. I had one girl one time who tried to get past me, but I wasn’t going to be fooled. Her: I can’t get a drink? Me: Well what do you want? Her: A grande. Me: If it’s a brewed coffee. Her: Oh, no I wanted a frappe. Me: Sorry.
@@felinemoonchild so we weren’t really supposed to do that. We did it sometimes in the past, but our manager didn’t really like us doing it, so when I became a shift I didn’t do it. I do remember one time where I was closing and it was just me and the shift and we did that. This woman tried to come underneath and I had to tell her we were closed. I gave her a water so she’d go away, but she was honestly a terrible customer for a completely different reason. The first time I met her she asked if she could just by a tea bag, or if she had to pay for a cup of tea. I asked the shift on duty, and we both agreed that we’d feel bad charging her for a tea if all she wanted was a tea bag. So I sold the tea bags to her at a ridiculously lower price and as soon as I rang her out, she asked for a hot cup. I immediately knew I got played, but I had no choice but to give her the cup. I told the shift and she was also pissed about it, but we shrugged it off. The gate interaction was the second time I met her, and just cemented my view of her as a person. But don’t worry, there’s a happy ending. The final time I ever saw her, she tried to do what she did the first time, and the shift that was working that day was having none of it. She told her that she couldn’t do that, and when the customer was like, “I literally get it all the time,” the shift was like, “well you shouldn’t be, so from now on you’re going to be charged full price. Including today.” And I never saw her again! I told the shift about what had happened, and that I was glad she was the one who dealt with her since that shift did not mess around. Look if you’re not going to drink the tea right away, I’ll just give you the tea bags and the cup, but at least pay full price for it! I had one woman basically order this, but the difference was she wanted to put the tea bags in herself, so I just gave her a cup of hot water, with the bags on the side. And she paid for it like she was supposed to! Be that person!
I remember a time when my sister was giving me a ride hime from work. I had our gate half-pulled down, and ringing up one final customer. Well, sis scoots under the gate to wait for me to be done. Here’s the fun part… she also works at the same store!! (My manager asked, “What do you think of this one?” When we were looking for seasonal help more than a year ago. I glance at the application, recognize the handwriting, “Yep. Definitely a good worker. Can siblings work at the same store?” Turns out, we can). This other wild karen tries to follow, and my sis says, “No, ma’am, the mall is closed. You need to leave.” “But you’re here!” “I work here.” “I just want to get a calendar.” “This is a *game* store. You need to go.” “I just want one thing.” “No. The store’s closed.” “Someone else is here.” >>me, finishing the sale and getting stuff bagged “They’re about to leave.” “Can’t I just look around?” “NO! Get out of our store!” >>me finally clueing in, “Ma’am, unless you have an item on hold, you will need to leave.” >>final customer leaves rapidly “I do have something on hold!” “And the name on it?” She can’t answer, I know she’s BSing. “Right. Please leave right now, and stop harassing my coworker.” Sis and I look very little like each other. We did have to call security to get this lady to leave!
@@felinemoonchild oh I agree. I had one woman who loved one of our teas, so whenever she got it she’d buy several extra tea bags that she could use later. She was always super nice about, and she worked in the mall too, so she understood the job. My manager was really cool, and honestly one of the best managers I’ve ever worked for. That was just one of the few things she didn’t like us doing, because she didn’t want us pulling it down too soon. She understood the mindset, but also she didn’t want the gate falling and breaking or hitting someone, which I can understand.
@@felinemoonchild exactly! I think what they don’t get is that, if you’re nice to the people trying to help you, they’ll go above and beyond to make it right. Like this one time I broke my otter box phone case after I tried to get it off my iPhone that had fallen into a toilet and had to be put in a bag of rice. I’d just gotten that phone, and breaking the case just completely broke the floodgates. So there I am calling the otter box help desk, trying not to break down crying on the phone, and this person on the other end was like, “don’t worry about the fee I got you.” And it was just the little thing I needed at that moment to make me feel better. Also fun fact, one of my regulars was actually named Karen. And she was one of the nicest people you would ever meet. She would always defend us to the rest of the customers, saying we were working so hard. I still miss her.
The car wash story made me laugh so hard! 😂 Clearly that guy had never been through a car wash before! Imo, that kid shouldn’t have gotten fired for the customer’s stupidity. 🤷🏼♀️
Err, or the kids rolled down the window mid wash, making the driver want to get out of there quick, screaming, putting it in drive, not getting any help bc this guy is not doing his job of keeping an eye out, but getting stopped so even more soap and gets into the car and onto the kids and instead of apoligising and helping this kid just laughs at you, your half drowned kids your ruined interior etc…
Even if the guys kids put the window down, that had nothing to do with not telling the man about the neutral and no brake instructions. Plus the emergency stop doesn’t just stop the conveyor belt it stops the entire washing process meaning the soap wouldn’t continue to run into the car
@@timrumeau2422 if i were to hire someone to 1. Sell ppl the service of a car wash, 2. Give them important instructions and 3. Watch over their safety while they’re inside, and he only manages to do one of them, the least important one, yes i would fire them. Yesterday if that were possible.
Still not his fault in regards to the soap filling the car. If the conclusion was damage to the drive system or something related to being in drive while the conveyer moved then sure, but the open window was a customer issue.
9:50 I cannot believe that kid got fired! It’s not his fault the customer didn’t close his windows! Honestly who goes thru a car wash and leaves their windows open! Just plain stupid!
And who goes to a carwash and is old enough to have multiple kids and think you just drive through it? Absolutely the customers fault. How could you possibly not see an issue with having the windows open?
The call center guy makes a very important point. Remember if you're yelling at someone that handles your insurance, finances, healthcare, basically anything important to you they have your full name, your address, your phone numbers, credit card and/or bank numbers, probably your SNN, etc.
I worked for a wedding photographer and I haven't spoke to her since. She wanted me to pretend to shot a video of the father of the bride speech and she didn't have room on any memory cards so I literally couldn't record at all. But she wanted me to act like I was shooting it. I was so mad. Photographers make enough money to have new memory cards for each wedding they shoot. But she wanted to make me look incompetent instead of being ready ahead of time. I knew the people and didn't want to be her pawn!
The call center guy did everything correctly. He was friendly and polite until he needed to switch tactics to make sure he could help the customer as soon as possible... and he did so successfully.
I used to work a call center job, and yeah, they're hell. It's not even just the customer service callers or the clients; the bosses literally track and log EVERYTHING you do on shift, including *the length of your pauses while you're talking*. If you're quiet too long it logs it as idle and if you idle too much or often you're fired by the system *automatically*. The idling period is only a couple of seconds long.
You know, after watching that unmanned fedex truck backpedal at 20 mpg towards a house I'm kinda surprised we haven't implemented a weight sensor into car driver seats where if it doesn't sense the weight of a person for like.. one or two seconds it activates the parking break by default to stop a run-away car
Whats more, the sesor allready exists, its the "put seatbelt on" sensor. In most modern vehicles, this would be insanely easy to implement. Anton Yelchin would be with us today if auto companies were doing this. EDIT: Spelling & I got Anton's name wrong (Thanks Megan)
I worked at a call centre… it was hell. I cried every day. People are insane and MEAN. I ended up getting let go when they had massive layoffs. I was one of them.
@@debbysouthworth5606 here’s the thing though, I’ve called a call centre angry about a situation but I’m NEVER mean. It’s possible to get your anger out and not call people every nasty name in the book 😂
My best friend and I recorded a cassette tape with just the "closing time" song by Semisonic repeating over and over. The last 20 minutes before the restaurant where we worked closed, we would play the cassette to tell the customers to exit the establishment. We didn't get fired, but we were forbidden from playing that song at work. The fella in your video reminded me of doing that.
My friend played the Escape Laboratory soundtrack from Resident Evil 2 on his phone. As soon as the "The self destruct system has been activated, this system may not be aborted. All employees proceed to the emergency car at the bottom platform" announced, the usual snails suddenly all ran out screaming as the alerm and soundtrack played! 😂😂 Absolutely died of laughter. For 3 weeks, we never left work on time because of certain customers not adhering to the closing time. Even when security tried to escort them out! Anyway, the manager wanted to know who played that on the speakers and no one (including security) told the manager it was my friend. Those people never ever overstayed past closing again.
The call center one sent me!! Lol I’ve worked in one for almost 10 years and I always thought the same thing. People talk reckless as ever and I’m like I know your name, address, what kind of car you drive and all this other info and all you know is my name. I never had the balls to tell a customer that but they to me it’s common sense lol
I used to be the rep (you’d) talk to during the process of applying for a loan, and I always wished I could be like… you’re talking awful rudely for someone with a 600 rating wanting a 50,000 dollar loan….
@@erikarussell1142 oh my goodness I can relate. I’m a loan officer. Many times I am SMH at the audacity of some who apply for large amounts of money and crappy credit.
@@Dancingqueen1961 I get shooting your shot, some places are more apt to approve a loan, however, it’s the attitude with the large sum and low credit that always got me. I was the one who spoke to the loan officer, made sure all paper work was in order, and all information was filled out, I would then fax you the paper work, and speak to the customer while you processed the loan and either approved or denied it. So I would be the lesion between you two. It was a nightmare most of the time.
Omg exactly lol. I’ve worked in the healthcare field for 15 years, currently with the government sector. I not only know all your personal info including full socials, I also have access to your medical records and blood samples to get DNA! And yet you curse me out cuz there was a 15 minute wait? Ppl are so lucky I’m a nice person 😅
I worked at multiple call centers and it is one of the most depressing jobs ever. One call I took I asked the lady which location she visited so I could send her feedback along to that location’s management team. She said, “the one in my town…..” I asked her what town is that and she said, “My town.” I don’t know this woman. Why would I know what town she lives in? The sad part is I had multiple people do this to me in different parts of the country 🤦♀️ when I point out I don’t know where they live they would get mad at me and angrily tell me what city they are from 😂 it is not a rewarding job and most people aren’t nice or smart 🙄😂
Neither is an answering service. Bright side, I did get leave that miserable job by giving the “take this job and shove it” as I whipped my headset at the psycho manager. I didn’t even quit over anything she did to me, it was because she was screaming at a co worker like a banshee. Woman had issues.
@@HAT5870 all we can do is laugh through the pain. I’m happy I don’t work there anymore and happy I’m not constantly drained from work anymore. It can really mess with your mind getting yelled at for 8+ hours a day
My lovely late dad, was a press photographer, the downside was family and friends would always ask him to do their wedding photos, even Robert Plants daughters wedding!! They grew up together in same area of UK, anyway he declined as he hated doing wedding photos, the responsibility of it used to make him actually physically ill, so stressful. He once was doing them for a friend of my parents wedding (free of course!) and he forgot to put film in the camera!! It was obviously a long time ago, when cameras weren't digital, sooo it was for all the outside shots of the bride and groom, so he told them that the photos hadn't come out very well because of the lighting outside and he actually got them to put on their wedding attire and re shoot the photos for them a couple of days later. Bless him! He never did a wedding again as it made him so ill!
Daniel might have wanted to have his equipment set up Before the meeting started. "No I'm not doing anything funny, I'm just tapping my foot on my chair!" Also I think he had a thing for one of the people in the meeting.
3:05 I don't think they dropped it. Looked like carrying it flat caused it to flex enough the tempered glass couldn't take the stress on it and shattered.
I once worked in a call center and I was handling customer service calls for Comwave customers and boy it was exhausting because of the many calls I get from Karens before Karen was a thing. To be fair, some of those irate callers have reasons to be irate but one day I just had enough. I received a call from someone who wants to cancel their service and she was polite about it. I said I'm sorry to hear that she's cancelling (as we should) but I also said that I understand and I'm even thinking about resigning in a few days. My boss heard me say that and he was not amused so a week later I got fired. LOL! 😂
As someone who has worked in call centres, I can confirm MULTIPLE colleagues had that exact exchange with customers on the phones. It was glorious to witness 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Charlotte I'm glad you started taking a day off in-between. I miss the daily fix but I feel like your neurons are flying off lately. Content has been excellent lately and been cracking me up. Thank you for what you do!
Quality over quantity! However, Charlotte's quality has always been top shelf, but that's why she needs to take breaks so she can be her best. For me, it just makes me appreciate her videos more!
The absolute BEST part of Daniels clip, is the guy center right.. he literally jumps up and backs as far away from his computer screen as he can get, and though clearly HORRIFIED, can’t rip his eyes off the screen.. lmao, only one person was like ‘oh hell naw, I’m out’
@3:15 as someone who has worked at a glass shop… you ALWAYS carry the mirrors no matter what size upright… larger mirrors have a lot of flex to them and can still break upright but the chances are slimmer…!
Ooooh the call center one, I felt that on a personal level right there! I literally had to tell a client at my IT job at one point that I can refuse her service and close her ticket if she refuses to give me her ID and keep insisting for my full name! Like you don't need to know that! Needless to say I did hang up on her and since I had superiors that used to be in my place with that SAME PERSON, I got a pass cause I handled it correctly
I worked in a call center for Whirlpool projects for exactly 5 days. I have never had so many people scream at me in my life. My favorite was a new mother whose fridge had been making loud noises all night. Her first sentence was “I’m not going to yell at you” and by the time I was finished with the call she was screaming so loud her whole neighborhood must have heard. The east coast callers were the worst, the west coast were the most laid back and the midwestern callers constantly apologized to me for bothering me. I hated that job.
I work at a huge retail chain store and I would LOVE if we could have that announcement played at closing time. lol So many people feel so entitled to stay passed closing!! Come on! Get the hell out of the store! lol We would like to go home too. 😂
I watched this music award show at @4:32 live stream and when camera just turned away from J-Hope I couldn't understand what happened first second, but production team quickly switched cameras. But not quickly enough. By the way this award show is famous for its amazing camera work, idk what happened. Anyways J-Hope's performance was FIREEEEE
On my first day working at a health insurance company, I was with a group of new hires. I arrived early and met with a group of other people who were there for their first-day orientation and training, and everyone was dressed professionally for the most part. This one guy was really set apart from the others by how he dressed (he was wearing khakis and a polo, but it was all wrinkled) and by the fact that he was constantly on his phone. The first thing he did when they showed us around the building was ask for the wi-fi password. He was related to one of the other employees, who had basically vouched for him. He didn't last the first half hour of working there because he wouldn't stop asking for the wi-fi password or looking at his phone. Never seen anybody lose their job that quickly in my life.
SAME. Early on in a job, I was working from home, doing a meeting from the living room, and my sweet kitty decided that was the perfect time to clean her butt, behind me, on top of the sofa. She was not a quiet bather either -- I had to block her with a notebook until she finished 🤣
I just me or Charlotte is just gettin' better and better? I think she's so amazing and talented and her sense of humour is so special. I always feel better watching her vídeos. ❤️potato petty queen FOREVER.
9:08 Those kind of car washes have signs everywhere at the entrance of the wash machine that tells people to do that. AND if there was water and soap INSIDE the vehicle, that's the driver's fault, they left a window or sunroof open. That's not the employee's fault...
At my wedding, unbeknownst to me, the photog was super high. This was in the days before digital cameras. She was taking hundreds of pictures and never changed the film. There was never any film in the camera. Luckily, all of our family was taking pictures at the same time so they all sent us their copies and some of them were really great.
I had a friend that did concert/band photos. If it was a band that did VIP stuff at shows she made them sign a contract that there has to be 3 takes of all photos with fans. I'm actually surprised that this isn't an blanket rule for people. I feel bad but at the same time not because your job is to make sure that photo is taken.
Over Covid in one of my friend's classes, this dude turned off his camera but forgot to hit mute on him absolutely RAILING someone and the lecturer didn't know how to kick him out so it took 2 minutes for him to end the lecture (and send out a new link)
I got fired from Target. When they hired me HP was worried that at 46, a former business owner, having had a job as a VP in charge of quality control and training, I was overqualified. I lasted 13 days. For starters, the floor killed my feet. Worse yet, they put me in the nightmare sections, Baby Goods and Shoes. OMG...people suck! When I proved my worth, they moved me to womens clothing and it was bathing suit season. Again, people suck! They kept tearing off the bikini bottoms vag area liners, throwing on the floor of the changing room and stealing the suits! So I knew when one was stolen because they would come out of the changing rooms, other clothes in hand, literally, no one ever hangs these clothes up themselves, and POOF no suits! I had to check the rooms to make sure they were perfect and when I told the 22 year old who was my supervisor about it she said it was expected! Now, when I was younger, I did loss prevention so I knew about "shrinkage". I told the very young department manager if the store manager knew this was the policy and she said, "No. We don't bother him with details like this." OMG...so she was letting people get away with stealing and had no clue what happens to bottom lines when shrinkage tips the scales. My reply to her was, "I guess you don't want a raise this year do you?" The scorn on her face is amazingly burned into my brain. I knew she was petty when I noticed that each shift handled the return to rack. This is where all the clothes found out of place but you don't know where to put them and the clothes those rabid customers would try three sizes for each outfit on and NEVER rehang them! (Can you tell I don't like that?) So the shift towards the end would all clear the rack but no one did it the same way. Some would put all the sizes mixed up on the main site rack (the wrong way) and some would put them in size order (the right way). The mini manager had written instructions on how she wanted it done and her idea of doing it right was for one person at a time would take the returns rack to a section, empty the rack and return it to the changing area. So this thing went back and forth for about two hours before the end of shift. Naturally more of what was just put back would end up with more clothes as people kept going into the changing room. There were two of these racks and she wanted one to stay empty because it "was less messy looking". The way the job got done was a cluster F. Needless to say I spoke up. She didn't like that. I asked her to come to the desk where the instructions were and acted like I was reading them. She said I was wrong, that isn't what the note said. I stepped aside and asked her to point out where I was wrong. I wasn't. Again, burned in image of her ire! Then I asked the group how the returns rack was to be emptied because I had been told three different ways. Mini manager child said it was to be done her way and after nearly two weeks of working there I should know what she expected. Now, I am old, my feet hurt, seeing things being stolen and expecting us to walk all over hell and back to put returns out, just to have to do it again really fast at shift end was killing this old girl. I tipped the scales by asking to be moved to cashier and jewelry. Mini manager had wanted that transfer. She then "told" on me, saying I wasn't a team player and she got to fire me. It was end of shift, my feet were throbbing, I had handled the valentine's Day jewelry section so you can imagine the mess. When she fired me, I smiled, walked to the store managers office, knocked on the door and opened it to say, "The womens changing room had at least three dozen pantie liners from the bikini bottoms on the floor and in the trash can because lil miss bossy girl was allowing people to steal them and had been long before I started the job. She is also stealing by mishandling employee time and I quickly said how and to check her notes on the desk. I sat in my car, so freaking happy and relieved to be done with that nightmare of a job. That night I started my career of flipping houses. I couldn't go back to the VP job because digital technology had ruined the business and the government was offering grants to learn a new profession. I used it to buy a HUD house and offered a mortgage with a low down through nepotism. My new business was amazing. I got to help people who had crap jobs like working at Target. Oh, by the way, Target makes everyone do cheering at the start of the day. I slipped in words to the cheer that made me very happy as I pretended to sing really badly! Small bites...small bites...sm bits make me so happy!
Omg girl!!! I'm 40, a former food safety and quality consultant, and I work at the dollar tree rn. I got 3 write ups suddenly all at once, because of this mgr telling me to put extra change in my till and you can't be over/under $3, so I took in over $1600 each day in Dec, but my drawer was at looks $3.06 3 days in a row, so my b word mgr wrote me up and never told me for a month!! you are my hero!!! There is so much corruptness there! And she's sleeping with an employee who is 14yrsv younger than her with a newborn child and who is just a child himself. She's married. and we think she did it because she's trying to fire me because I know his mom and sister so he talks to me 🙄🙄 it's so gross. I'm too old for this sh!TT!! I'd quit but it's my only income rn and I genuinely enjoy the job. I dread going back to fsqa 🤢🤮 I just can't do compliance anymore. So I'm starting my life over but I need to do it somewhere else especially because the next time I'm over $3 I'm fired 🙄🙄🙄🙄 so stupid. I'm a perfect employee!!!! 😡😡
oh grrrl, and people try to say target's better than walmart. obviously it's not. because i swear, i saw almost the exact same sh1t when i worked at wally world. only i had it coming from _two Different_ floor managers. for some stupid reason, it was decided that this tiny piss hole of a store needed Two managers running a single Department. not a whole floor, Just the bloody Shoe Department! we had maybe six full two sided shelves and one long one lining two side walls. explain to me why that takes Two managers in the first place. add to this Neither of them liked the other and would take their horse sh1t out on the temps. i worked for two months (long enough to pay off a phone bill.) before i walked. though honestly, i expected to be canned at any moment before i made the choice myself. one of the idiots was always thinking she was sooo important. like she was some kind of role model for us poor peons. she was all chipper and smarmy one time... saying, "now see kitty," (i Never gave her permission to call me such a unprofessional thing in the first place) "if you work real hard, maybe in five years, you might get close to *_my_* position in the store." i looked her straight in the eyes, didn't even grin and said, "what makes you think i plan on working this dead end job that long." and walked back on the floor. i Hate people like that. and i will take every bit of spite and chance to knock them down and remind them they're Never so far above the rest that they can't fall from their perceived high horse. Especially if they make it a point to try pissing me off by taking advantage of other people they Know can't fight back. like i told one of the other temps, "you need this job. i Don't. and if i can make my exit from this place a little better for those stuck here, hey, it's all good." i got called to the office the next time i had work. i had already typed up my two weeks notice before they even thought they made the decision. they said they were gonna give me "another chance" because they were "good people like that." eyah. horse sh1t they were. you don't hold a person with severe arthritis over a barrel of doing the heavy work just because you can, like they were, if you're "good people". dicks. i walked passed the office the two karens shared, into the store manager's office and told him all. that he needed to clean up how he handled the floor because he dun kcufed up by putting those two in charge of Anything much less a whole department. and to watch his ass because at least One was gunning for his post and they weren't going to be nice about how they took him down. i also added that i Had thought about giving my two weeks but that i had decided that even if they wanted to "give me another chance" i wasn't giving Them one. unlike you i wasn't heading to anything else. i was actually on the verge of ending up in ccu by that point and wasn't feeling anything but sickly and mean. lol
@@kstormgeistgem461 I love your come back to her!!! I'm from a podunk town and have a few friends who work for both target and Walmarts as their life career. All of them say the same thing... The stores suck, but they love their jobs now that they're off the floor and in HR/training/whatever! I'd personally get fired before I ever made it that far. And I hope you're having a plentiful spoon day...I'm also a walking medical dictionary so I feel you on the severe arthritis thing. 💐
Chaaaarrrlllooootttteee!! Lol the number of times I went back to watch each person's reaction to the Daniel fiasco unfolding!!! Ahhh! One woman running away in pure terror! Lady literally sippin' the tea! Dude walking around with his laptop enjoying the chaos! And poor guy actually talking the numbers waving frantically before standing from his desk in utter disbelief!! 😂😂🤣😭 I can't! Lol Love you Petty Queen!! ❤️
Daniels co-workers expressions are amazing. One guy laughing, one girl drinking her coffee, leaning in. People running off. 😂. This made my day!
I love the woman who went "Ah hell, naw" and just noped off the Zoom. She wasn't trying to see Daniel's O face 😂
I laughed way too hard at this clip...🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s fake..it was a commercial for an adult website. Sorry 😞
@@KittenUndercover Dang!
@@KittenUndercover I'm actually relieved by this. I had so much anxiety from it!!
I once made an announcement at the Joann's I used to work at that anyone in the store more than 10 minutes after closing would be assigned a number and hunted for sport. The two ladies that were left had a blast running around the store trying to outpace our employees. We got them in like 5 min (cornered in the Christmas section) and herded them outside. We were all laughing and enjoying it. Some people just know how to have fun and others just don't.
Karen’s dont
Too true. I would have absolutely loved this.
Its also a good way to know who was born with a sense of humor, & who wasn't...☺
After that, people just start hanging out at closing time...in anticipation of 'the hunt' 😂😂
@erikarussell1142 oh me too! I love being crazy and having fun at work. I'm a fun employee to work with.
I had to watch each one of Daniel’s coworkers reactions individually! One guy, laughing hysterically, while the other shot up out of his chair and just stood in the corner like he’s traumatized for life now and all the women going wtffff.😂😂😂😂💀 I also like that the other guy brought in another person to see what was happening.😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don’t know what Daniel was doing. Was he putting lotion on his bum?
I not only don’t have the camera “on” I put a post-it over the lens. (Because I didn’t brush my hair!)
I got in trouble at work for this. It was almost an hour after closing time, and customers still refused to stop shopping and leave. We told them in person that the store was closed, offered to help them get something quickly, etc., but they just kept shopping at a snail's pace. I made an announcement that the store was closed, and for employees to make their way to the exit before the guard dogs were released for the night. It was effective.
Same place once had a dangerous gas leak in the bakery right next to the oven that refused to turn off. Gas plus open flame=bad bad things. People from the utility company said the store had to evacuate immediately. Customers refused to leave. The fire department showed up and tried to get people out, even carrying people out, who just went back inside and started shopping again. Some customers were carried out THREE TIMES. Police came to assist. People angrily fought them and kept going back inside. The air was so thick with gas that the first responders were using masks and tanks, but idiots were still trying to shop. They started arresting people but ran out of room in the police cars, so they started zip tying idiots to the fence across the parking lot. We had a whole parking lot full of suicidal idiots all screaming and fighting to get back into a store filled with gas that could ignite at any moment, like the stupidest zombie movie you ever saw. And for days after, people kept coming into the store to scream about the cops that had been trying to save their stupid lives.
No way... What a bunch of idiots
Once had a mom and daughter still in store an hour and half after closing. When they finally showed up at the register, she had the nerve to tell me they are always the last one in the stores 😂 I told het that’s nothing to be proud of, and that’s how I got my first warming 😅😂
@@bladeofbattousai What store are mobs of people so willing to die for? Walmart? 😅
Release the hounds 🐺🐺
Fastest I ever got fired was. When a sub sandwich shop owner told me I wasn’t going to get paid for training. I informed them that was illegal. (It was!)
Then they said, they had a government document stating they didn’t have to pay for training.
When I say said document. It was an application for a high school co-op student! Lol
When I called them on it, I was no longer needed. Funny how when I called the labour board, turned out their business license was no longer needed! Lol
"Fastest I ever got fired." Should be "Only time I ever got fired." Highly doubtful you're going around getting innocently fired by labor law violators. Makes me wonder if you reacted to the form they showed you in an unkind way rather than maybe they misunderstood and would have kept you around had you been adult in your reaction. Charlotte's channel is filled with people falsely accused bc they enforcing personal boundaries by people who were horrible to them. "You didnt invite me bc you're a phobe!" is easier on the ego than no, you weren't invited bc you're horrible.
Maybe that's why you were fired and keep getting fired?
@@C.Church wow you jumped right into attacking my character without provocation.
The story was true. It happened around 20 years ago.
Your assumption about me say a lot about you. It’s unfortunate that you’re naturally reaction is negative. Being on the internet, and especially in the comment sections. Can really wear on a person.
I hope you are okay, and manage to unwind soon.
As they say, I suggest Touching Grass. It really does help.
@@inthewindago Stop getting fired.
@@C.Church Imagine being you.
@@cy-one Imagine thinking you're a great human while saying something like that.
9:38 It seems like it’s also that guy’s fault for not knowing to close the windows while driving through a car wash.
Absolutely. That idiot caused the kid his job, such a shame.
Right? Who leaves their windows open in a car wash?!?
Why would you leave your windows open, and try to DRIVE in the car wash. You literally don't have to tell people anything at an automatic car wash unless they have never been to one. And unless they make it clear they've never been to one, then anything that happens after that is their fault.
Yeah. Even car washes with signage don't warn you to roll up your window - it's COMMON SENSE. I believe that dude when he said he only looked down for a moment. Seems like it wasn't his fault at all. The damage to the guys interior was *for sure* 100% his own fault
from the context it doesn't sound like it went through the window, but through air being pulled in from outside and out of the vents.
I love the guy who made the annoucement. As a former retail worker, it was very common for people to ignore the annoucements and casually stroll around shopping while things are closing up. I would have loved to say this when I announced closing time. Come back to tomorrow!!! The registers are closed!!!
We had a lady come up with a full cart 30 minutez after we closed... and couldn't check out. As all the tills had been turned off.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And three old ladies complained? It really does not surprise me that three women were still shopping long after the store was closed.
i would just turn the lights off and heard them scream in terror lol
I live in The Netherlands and most people ignoring the announcements are foreigners as they don't bother to learn Dutch.
same! I was a librarian at a university library. Every single night I had to go full psycho to force people out before 7PM, because at that moment the doors automatically lock everybody inside and then you have to call campus security to be let out, and let me tell you, they DID NOT like being called for that. I saw the same idiots studying in the library for years and they never understood to get the f* out in time. How the same people are smart enough to get a degree is beyond me.
Thanks to Daniel, other commenters, and my subsequent research, I have now learned way more than I ever could have imagined about accidental Zoom self-love. That clip is actually a commercial for Pornhub released on May 28, 2020, for International Masturbation Day. It's still hilarious even though it's scripted. That said, such a mishap, if you can call it that, is now known as "pulling a Toobin" named after CNN legal analyst and writer for 'The New Yorker', Jeffrey Toobin, who actually gained such exposure on a Zoom meeting with his colleagues in 2020.
Wow. That’s crazy. Thanks for sharing. I was thinking that he had to have done it on purpose so he could be fired.
OMG THANK YOU. I just needed to know the back story of that!
Thanks for researching! Fascinating
I’m kind of upset none of it was real.
I almost feel bad for DarkSydePhil, he jerked off while live on twitch, was literally the highlight of his entire career and life, all most know him for, and he doesn't even get to be referenced for it, since it was to an audience of hundreds to thousands of strangers, instead of work colleagues on zoom.
I absolutely *LOVE* the "I'm reading mean comments about myself while drinking wine" girl. I think she's my Spirit Animal
That glass didn’t break because they dropped it, it broke because that needed for each of them to have one hand on the long side and one hand on the short side. It was the weight of the pressure in the center/middle that caused it to shatter. Having one hand holding some of that weight up on the short side would have prevented that mishap
Yes, you could see what would happen. The other option would have been to carry it on edge.
Aren't you supposed to carry glass vertically for that reason?
My eyes popped out when I saw the dog walk by at the end. NO PETS OR KIDS NEAR BROKEN GLASS!!!
I didn't know I needed this explanation. Thank you kind stranger🥰
@@bubblegum1366 Yup. As someone who works at a moving company that handles a lot of glass pieces all the damn time, we're always taught to carry and pack them on the trucks and in boxes upright, never horizontal. Glass and dishware is just naturally stronger that way. So if you ever find yourself having to pack yourself to move, always put glasses, pictures, and plates upright in the box. You'll have fewer things break.
Daniel gives a whole new meaning to " He gets off on his job" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Daniel got the VASELINE
Daniel really gives his job the rub
😂😂😂😂 I wasn’t sure but thanks for clearing it up for me! 😂😂😂😂😂 I gotta show this to my husband DANIEL, he hates when a guy does something bad, and their name is Daniel. 😂😂😂😂 my kids and I are like, guess what he’s name is? 😂😂😂😂😂
It's fake. Google Daniel during zoom meeting
😂 lol
The tech girls confidence and ability to laugh at herself are absolutely endearing. I wish I could be friends with her!
She could be a late night comedian.... In fact, I think she would have been awesome if she made that her profession.
Contrary to common belief, horse girls are the actual best ❤ great sense of humor
We all know she has zero tech skills though and is just piggy backing on the tech industry's glamour. Kinda sad.
@@uschurchYes, and we know that, due to the reason she got fired. I have degrees in IT Networking and Cybersecurity, and there is really nothing glamorous about them. Unless you enjoy starting out at low pay until you prove yourself, long hours of repetitive work (unless you get to write a new script), and dealing with occasionally cranky customers who want their product up and running. I actually ended up sticking with my RN degree because it paid more, since I have been one for 28 yrs. I couldn't wait the two plus years to go higher up in the company to pay my bills. I am a disabled widow with a child still at home. I still love working on computers, though. Maybe when I retire, I will get back into it.
I love how Daniel was checking out everyone on camera but failed to notice his own camera.
I think he may have tabbed out and put up a screen more suitable for his activities 🤣
@@chocoboasylum let's hope 🤣
@@hassanizard It's OK...we're here for the yuks.
It old and fake...
I think Daniel was seriously tapped out and off he when!?
Our girl has had some great things happening in her life lately and I do believe it shows. Her smiles are a little bigger and she just keeps knocking theses videos outta the park. We love you girl, keep me laughing everyday
Love youuuuuu Charlotte
Thanks for the likes and I got an acknowledgement from my girl, made my day even better
The guy who did the closing announcement, I feel his pain so much! I had a mother daughter duo who would come in EVERY NIGHT and wait till the closing announcement to start checking out. Most nights we wouldn't get out till 20-30 minutes after the store was supposed to closed. All my closing cashiers dreaded seeing them come in.
Ok, but has that one guy NEVER gone through a car wash before? I don't think bro should've gotten fired for that. Like, they literally have signs on the service menu, in front of the bay, and IN the bay. They still tell you, which is great, but like, there's literally signs EVERYWHERE.
And how on earth did the customer get soap INSIDE the car? Customer obviously had his windows down, so that part is all on him. Who leaves their windows down when they get their car washed?
My thoughts exactly. If you are that dumb you do t even roll the windows up.... Well maybe don't go through car washes. All carwash places are the same when it comes to how run the vehicle through. 😀
I agree with you…but sadly, common sense is not a flower that grows in everyone’s garden!
I feel like one of his kids probably rolled down a window and the dad drove through to get them out quicker, but needed a reason for the soap damage not to be his fault.
@@KDu400 oh my goodness 😳 😍 I love this! As a gardening nana im going to borrow this Kirby. Thanks 😊
I got fired for missing ONE day at a grocery store. Because I was dealing with a medical condition and the owners wanted my doctor to write out notes that had all the details for it and details about my medical files. My doctor refused so I missed the day, and when they finally allowed me back they took me to the office and fired me for missing the day. Because they wanted my doctor to break HIPPA.
You could’ve had such a sweet lawsuit on your hands there lol 😂
I was only there for three months, and it just wasn’t worth the hassle. Instead I found a better job that treats me 100x better.
And I live in the US, which doesn’t surprise me that they tried to pull this bs. But it just wasn’t worth the effort to deal with them anymore.
@@PruBen66 I would consult a lawyer before you “write it off”. They work on a percentage basis and the company would probably settle.
@@downhomesunset again, I’ve already figured it wasn’t worth it.
Breaking HIPPA means he would write that note and share it with someone you did NOT authorize. You can share any relevant medical data with your work especially when it effects your need for days off or certain accommodations that your work might provide if a medical problem interferes with your ability to do your job. There's is literally no reason for a doctor to refuse to write a detailed note to your workplace. Especially at your request
“Thank you, David. Not wrong.” I love when people can admit their mistakes with a sense of humor. 😂😂😂
The absolute panicked "call Daniel on his cell phone!!"
Also put a sticker over your Webcam and only remove for meetings where camera is required. Saves a lot of trouble haha.
Unfortunately, many businesses caught on to folks going AFK during meetings and require the webcam to be on at all times. We had one customer who required their at-home call center personnel to have a webcam setup and be on a Zoom call all day so the supervisor could watch them on calls with customers. They had a high turnover for some odd reason.
The video is fake..it’s an advertisement for a porn site.
My sister has a bandaid over hers. It often gets in the way during calls. But they do make camera covers you can attach, which slide open and closed.
@@KittenUndercover is it?
they make little slides to put over the camera
As someone who currently Works retail, that dude just said what we always want to say when the customers are "trespassing" after closing.
Yeah and those old ladies who made the complaint??? Bro why are you complaining when YOU are in the store 15 minutes AFTER closing? Sheesh.. I used to work in fast food and people have absolutely zero self awareness. One time, my manager left early and told us to do closing tasks and let the people who were still in the restaurant stay till they were done. WE WERE DONE WITH OUR CLOSING TASKS AND THEY WERE STILL THERE so we literally all just stood around looking at them until they got up and left. They didn't come back to my knowledge.
I used to work at a sex shop and we closed at 2 am. So on the weekends there would be the drunk people that would come in and want to just waste time. So we would have announcements would be so colorful and inappropriate in any other setting. "The store is closed and if you haven't purchased your items by now, her legs will be closed too"! Or we'll do the count downs with "The store will be closed in 5 min! In the words of Brittany Skye "Faster, Faster"! We used to take the whips off the wall and start cracking them in their direction herding them out. I kind of miss that job.
@@Cantetinza17 I LOVE THAT
@@Cantetinza17 That sounds like a fun job 😆
That guy didn't deserve to get fired, he deserved a promotion.
Last clip was an autograph signing for Christian Wood of the Dallas Mavericks held at the local Raising Cane's.
"I'm not slow. I just think about things in an abstract way."
I will be using this from now on. Thank you Charletta! 😊
Loved this comment bc same 😅
That needs to be on a pillow.
I always say “I’m not slow, I just take the scenic route.”
I literally read this when said it, wtf
The girl in the middle with the coffee cup during the zoom meeting was 100% there for the show. She was invested. 😂😂😂
Yeah she was a good actress in that PornHub ad
@Dana Hey, they're getting paid willingly
That woman who got fired from her 6fig job sounds like a hoot to be around. Love her sense of humor!
Can we all just take a minute to appreciate Daniel's coworkers desperately trying to save him. That's good peeps right there!
Daniel whipped out his red-headed yogurt flinger and let one fly!
*Oooooh chile!*
😂
It’s scripted :3
Good peeps would’ve ended the meeting as soon as they caught on.
I had to keep rewinding to watch each individual coworker during the zoom meeting. Their reactions are so hilarious! I especially love the guy who backs away into a corner, the woman who says "oh hell no" and slams her laptop shut and the woman who straight up just runs away 😂😂😂
The lady just drinking her coffee.
Yasssss...the most genuine reactions ever🤣😂...can't stop rewinding
@@NicoleCamp88 and she leaned forward like she was watching a good movie 🤣
I would have been a mix between the lady drinking her coffee and "hell nah" lady 😂 The guy who got up and stood in the corner cracked me up so much!
The dude who backed up had me dead af because he STILL couldn't look away though he was entirely horrified!
This girl reading her hate comments is giving me life. Honestly, I’m so proud of you babe. Keep on keeping on
Turns out Daniel isn't the only guy whose been fired for master acting on a zoom call during covid.
Master acting🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hate how you censored that word. I’ve never heard it said that way. Master acting. ha ha
My sister in law's mother was a high school teacher and had to conduct lessons on Zoom with all the students cams on. One student decided to master act in class and literally just got suspended for a few days. She retired after that year lol
I think autocorrect is guilty for "master acting." 🤣
That guy who made the announcement was hilarious 🤣 I honestly think the boss could have just given him a warning, as he only did it because people weren’t respecting the closing time, causing him to have to stay at work longer than strictly needed.
Honestly, a big chain store probably couldn't have kept him no matter what. He didn't just make a silly prank "Time to get out of the store" shout out. He actually threatened them, and even if it was just a joke, for liability reasons it's almost certain they couldn't keep him.
@@dustinriley8059 I think he did it on purpose. That is the best way to go.
"I'm not slow, I just think about things in an abstract way".
I'm stealing this. Hahahaha
"This isn't kindergarten. We don't take naps in the middle of the day." We may have hated naps when we were kids, but once you're a grown adult it's a necessity.
I was just thinking “ speak for yourself “ 😂
...a privilege, especially when you go beyond 30s
In Spain, they do.
I can’t nap because it makes me grumpier lol. For me it’s just better to wait until night and go to bed early
@@kutie216how long was your nap?
The “adult” zoom meeting…my fav part is the lady in the very middle and the guy in the lower left…I watched their reactions like 3 times..hilarious😂
That was a PornHub advert
Daniel's co workers.....OMG...the expressions....espically the very middle one, just froze with mouth wide open....coffee cup to her mouth! OMG!! THIS JUST MADE MY NIGHT!!! OMG!!! I had to rewind it. afew times just to watch a few more peope. Its soo owrth it!!!!!
When I worked at Whole Foods we had a bunch of people refusing to leave the store after we closed on Christmas Eve. 20 minutes after we were supposed to be closed my store manager got on the loudspeaker and said we were closed and the employees would like to get home to spend time with their families. Because they weren't able to get their shopping done on time we had closed down the registers for the night, they would not be able to purchase their items and we were leaving. If they choose to keep shopping anyways they would be locked in the store overnight and he didn't care what they did because we have insurance. It was awesome.
I screamed when Daniel came with the lotion and tissue. And what’s more is that the folks in that meeting knew what time it was. Somebody said turn off your camera when he grabbed tissue. 💀💀😆
It was all scripted for a Pornhub ad
Going through the final leg of our call center training, one of my mates receives a call, a couple of drunk kids being a bit rude. The call ends, he says his goodbyes, they reply "eff you", and he automatically reacts and says, in his best customer service tone "you too" with a smile on his face... we all laughed incredibly hard at that. A few weeks after, chatting with some QA analysts that I had gotten too cushy with, they told me they had listened to that call and cracked up like there was no tomorrow, and that this guy was their hero, but of course we shouldn't do it xD that was one of the best things to ever happen to me within the hell that call centers are xD
Not me, but I was the manager who had to fire the guy. For context, this was at a store in the local mall that sold a wide variety of party goods, everything from beer pong to bachelor parties, and this happened in the late 2000's.
It was the New Guy's (NG) first day, and after we got done with his paperwork (tax forms, etc) I was explaining to him the various employee benefits and expectations, including the fairly generous discount employees were given as a way to encourage us to use the merchandise. (This was so that we would be more knowledgeable and better able to answer customer questions, etc)
Now, over the hour or so it took to get NG started on his first day, he had dropped the N-word a number of times.
The first time he said it, I called him on it and told him not to use that word. The second time I called him on it, his excuse was "sorry, I thought you meant just on the sales floor." The third time his excuse was "sorry, it's just a normal word we say in my hometown." Now, I'm also from that same hometown, and it's not common, first of all, and second, I don't care where you come from, DO *NOT* use that word in front of me ever again.
After that, NG went to my jr manager and complained about me to her and, of course, my jr manager having known me for years, told the guy I wasn't one to irritate, and using racist language was a sure fire way to irritate me quick.
NG said he understood. Good, that obstacle handled.
Now, I know you might be wondering why he wasn't fired then and there, but this was over 15 years ago and when I asked my store manager about it I was told there was a "protocol" we had to follow in order to get him fired. But dude was already on my hit list, and on the fast track to out the door, trust me.
But I didn't have to wait long.
One of the things we sold in the store were these hideous looking "3 hole barbie" blow up dolls.
When I went to the break room to eat my lunch, there was a "barbie" doll laying on the break table, and it had clearly been used. There was drying white fluid on (and I presume in) the doll, and there was drying *yellow* fluid on the doll and on break table.
Yep. After NG had used the doll, he had peed on it, while it was on the break table that we all had to use.
So i tracked him down and asked "hey, did you use that doll in the break room?"
NG: "Yeah, you said we could try out the merchandise."
Me: "... After you bought it... and got home...to your house. "
NG: "oh..."
Me: "you're going to have to clean that up..."
By the time he was done cleaning the break room (and I made him clean the ENTIRE room while an employee watched him) I had the paperwork all filled out and NG was fired before he was even done with his first shift on his first day.
I couldn't fire him for being a racist, I couldn't fire him for masturbating at work or peeing on the break table, but I could sure as hell fire him for stealing.
Dude had the audacity to come back 2 weeks later for his paycheck, and brought his mother, who was in full Karen mode, demanding to know when he could apply for unemployment. I was happy to inform her that people who get fired for stealing and then masturbating with the product while in the break room were not eligible for unemployment. He left with the employee hotline and I'm glad to say I never saw him again.
Wtf...I wouldn't even want to go in that break room anymore
Please tell me it was his 1st job & he was an idiot teenager? None of those things would be acceptable at any work place. What kind of a moron would think it's ok to masterbate into a doll & pee on it in the break room? Then he had the nerve to leave it there? You have to be a special kind of stupid to think that kind of behavior is acceptable anywhere, let alone a job. 🙄
Ugh
Spencers? 😆😆😆
@@BlackCatsAndCorgis
Lol, of course it was.
That place was insane. Had a person who would take a poop in the same section of the store, every summer like clockwork. Never did catch them.
My husband has been a high school teacher for 16 years. In that time, he has only been written up once, about 5 years ago. This kid was just awful, and he lost his cool and told the kid he was a loser. A week later, his coworker, also a veteran teacher, got written up for losing her cool and telling the same kid that he was going to end up in jail. Kid just really knew how to push buttons.
2 weeks ago, my husband found out that this student had been arrested for unaliving his girlfriend a couple weeks after she had given birth and scattering her limbs in a field. They kinda called it with that kid... but my husband was really shaken up by losing his cool that day and has never lost it since.
Oh, wow. That's some heavy stuff. A class mate was talked to with words like that all the time from teachers and parents from 7.-8. grade until his unfortunate death at 18, and it breaks my heart that no one saw him for anything but trouble. He was a sweet kid with a huge heart, and he ALWAYS took care of everyone around him. He was so kind and thoughtful, never ran into the law, never hurt anyone, just had ADHD outburst in our classes. The filth I've heard spoken to a child by teachers is disgusting, and thinking about how it affected him hurts. He had great plans for the future, viable/sensible/realistic stuff that he could manage. And then the death. It's hard to take bake cruel words post mortem, we should all be able to speak about our own mean words.
I bet $100 your husband talked to this kid about what happened, and explained it. It's the right way to do it.
@basstrammel1322 I completely agree with everything you said. I remember him saying he had tried to talk to him about it, but that he got brushed off. The kid wasn't at the school for very long, he got expelled for assault.
He had been put in my husband's class in the first place because he had a track record for being able to reach troubled kids. You wouldn't believe the amount of weddings for former students he has been invited to. So him losing his cool with this one kid was unheard of it had never happened before or since. This kid really stood out in his memory because of that. He hasn't said it, but I know he feels guilt for his part in what happened.
@@SuperMrsMar I'm sorry about the trauma dump. That kid I spoke about was just REALLY meant to be someone, yet teachers and parents decided he was undesireable. Not wealthy enough, and always being a smart ass. Our wood shop teacher tol him not to make a dildo for his mom, because it would only rob him of a pay check later in life... So on, and so on. Years and years of this, no indications of what's happening tomorrow. Top ten poshest schools in my country as well.
Sometimes our intuition is right, though. We can tell who are really bad. And your husband being self-aware is golden.
@basstrammel1322 Oh wow, that poor kid, he absolutely did not deserve that abuse. That whole school failed him. Things like that shouldn't happen. The teachers and admin should be held accountable. What do you want to bet those teachers were never even written up for saying such awful things to him.
@@SuperMrsMar Those teachers never heard a word of critizism. Nor the school. None of them showed up at the funeral, which surely seemed like the sensible choice in their heads. But then everyone else who could walk around here did show up, so it looked awful for them not being there. After the service his best friend knocked the driver of the car flat out on the church stairs. I'm strictly non violent, but I'll never hold him accountable for that move.
9:20 Nah bc how you gonna go through a drive thru with your windows down😭
The "Daniel" video is classic. I've watched it so many times now... and I still laugh. If you play the long version on youtube... you can watch each individual co worker and every single reaction is priceless. One guy stood up to brace himself. One guy starts calling someone over to see. Its soooo goood.. SOOOOO GOOOOD!!!!
I didn't know there was a full version! Thank you!!!!!!!
Can you share the link or the title at least ? TY
@@blurrylights6344 of course. ua-cam.com/video/NblRUTp60WI/v-deo.html
Link please. I have coffee and totally invested.
Blurry Lights & Vannessa : you can not share links on UA-cam.
I was the guy who got fired from JoAnn! My friends have been sending me this video and articles written about me. If you think I didn't deserve to be fired, I'd like to take this moment to say that I talk like I do in that video ALL OF THE TIME. I got yelled at for frequently holding up the line while I was cashiering. My customers would often be hysterical over some stupid joke I made, and it would often double the length of transactions. Some people didn't want to leave. Nothing but laughter!
Nah, I'm kidding. They were just yelling at me to shut up.
Also, trespassing isn't a federal offense. I made that up because it sounded intimidating lol
You are sooooo funny!!
@@lynnyhen Thank you lol, but I tend to fall off the stage. I sweat until there's a pool and I slip, fall, break my ankle, break the microphone, piss myself, shit myself, fall off a unicycle, and shave my eyebrows all in a matter of about 6 seconds. However, one day I'll be going to Broadway, baby! (But only to see Wicked)
At least you went out with a bang. I feel like everyone who's ever worked in retail wants to do something like that - props to you friend!
Kinda embarrassing lying about trespassing being a federal offense. Lmao
I used to work at Joanns too. Honestly good on you for getting out of that shit hole.
The call center one really got me, I used to work in a call center (I had to call up people who agreed to do a monthly donation for a charity, they would get approached by a colleague of mine on the streets or at their door, kind of like a sales thing). A lot of time people would get lied to, my colleagues would say things like it's a one time donation or it automatically stops after 3 months etc. This was exactly the reason we would call, to make sure they understood everything. But usually when someone had been lied to they would get mad at me, even though is was actually trying to help them! Please be nice to people in a call center, because they will try to help you with everything they got (and that's usually not a lot)
I thought I'd ruined my career via Zoom last week myself. I work with my fiance and we were in a client call, it was the first time we'd worked with them, he got bored and started taking screenshots of my face at really unflattering angles and then posting them to our teams Slack channel. So one of the clients said he had to go, so I naturally assumed the meeting was over, hung up the call and loudly called my fiance "you fucking arsehole". Only the meeting wasn't over. It had continued without one of the clients. Everyone else stayed on and my fiance was unmuted and the call was being recorded. Luckily for me, the mic cut off mid sentence so it wasn't really audible too much but I spent a week in abject fear of being fired. In retrospect, it turns out our new client is freaking awesome so even if they'd heard they probably would have found it funny. But still, one of the dumbest things I've done in my professional career. Don't hang up early, kids.
She said "ohHell nah!"...dang Daniel smh 🤣
That was so hilarious. When my mom was in her twenties, she got a job as a waitress, at a restaurant where they didn't let you write anything down. You had to memorize each order and remember what table to take it to. She thought getting fired from that job meant she wasn't a good waitress. That's okay. She's a damn fine accountant even in her seventies.
10:30 when you quite literally drive from the burbs to the hood in mere seconds! That Daniel clip will never EVER get old!! Their reactions are absolutely priceless!! I laugh myself into a sweat every time I see it!
Nah. There's professional and then there's your real speaking voice.
The Zoom meeting reminded me of a story my mom told me once. During her earlyish working days she had to attend a disciplinary hearing for a colleague of hers.
He'd been caught, in a public bathroom, doing the deed with a woman who was not his wife. That wasn't the issue though. Apparently the real problem was that it was during work hours & not on break time.
Love the store closing guys. Reminds me of how I used to close the feed store I was the assistant manager at years ago. "Ladies and Cowboys, the time is now 10pm., and although we love being here to serve you, we have families, pets, and lives of our own. So we ask that you bring all of the items you are purchasing up front for check out. If you are found here after we lock the doors, its too late, you will be handed a uniform and apron and will now be here for the remainder of your existence, and as always, keep your kids with you at all times, because if we see them unattended, we will feed them to the caged coyotes and giants rats we keep in the warehouse for Tuesday fight night. Thank you for shopping at Stockdales!"
lol thats fucking amazing
Our store was usually 24 hours, so when we DID close, like on Christmas, the stuff over the intercom was always wild when it was just employees left. My supervisor told everyone to "Get the fuck to the front and go the fuck home" once everything was done. It was weird hearing that over the speakers.
10:25
THIS. THIS is what I had to deal with for THREE years at my call center job. "YOU SHOULD ALREADY HAVE MY INFO PULLED UP." I heard people say that alllll day. I just quit two months ago and really let got of the bad memories but this just brought it ALLLLLL back, MY GOODNESS.
Story time: I used to work in a Starbucks in a mall. We weren’t a kiosk, we had an actual store with a gate. So when we closed I had to pull the gate down with this hook thing. Monday-Saturday the mall was open until 9, but on Sunday it closed at 6. However no customers ever seemed to realize this, despite mall hours and individual store hours being postponed literally everywhere. So that meant on Sunday’s when 6 rolled around I’d have to stand by our entrance, waiting to close the gate,holding the hook like the grim reaper, and stopping everyone from trying to come in. We had an unofficial rule that if you were in line before we closed you could stay in line, and in the store until you got your order, but once your order was ready you had to leave. This also meant I couldn’t shut the gate until all those people left, thus I had to stand by the entrance denying people access to the store we were trying to close. No exceptions. The only exceptions we were supposed to allow, was if someone wanted brewed coffee. That was it. I had one girl one time who tried to get past me, but I wasn’t going to be fooled.
Her: I can’t get a drink?
Me: Well what do you want?
Her: A grande.
Me: If it’s a brewed coffee.
Her: Oh, no I wanted a frappe.
Me: Sorry.
@@felinemoonchild so we weren’t really supposed to do that. We did it sometimes in the past, but our manager didn’t really like us doing it, so when I became a shift I didn’t do it. I do remember one time where I was closing and it was just me and the shift and we did that. This woman tried to come underneath and I had to tell her we were closed. I gave her a water so she’d go away, but she was honestly a terrible customer for a completely different reason. The first time I met her she asked if she could just by a tea bag, or if she had to pay for a cup of tea. I asked the shift on duty, and we both agreed that we’d feel bad charging her for a tea if all she wanted was a tea bag. So I sold the tea bags to her at a ridiculously lower price and as soon as I rang her out, she asked for a hot cup. I immediately knew I got played, but I had no choice but to give her the cup. I told the shift and she was also pissed about it, but we shrugged it off. The gate interaction was the second time I met her, and just cemented my view of her as a person. But don’t worry, there’s a happy ending. The final time I ever saw her, she tried to do what she did the first time, and the shift that was working that day was having none of it. She told her that she couldn’t do that, and when the customer was like, “I literally get it all the time,” the shift was like, “well you shouldn’t be, so from now on you’re going to be charged full price. Including today.” And I never saw her again! I told the shift about what had happened, and that I was glad she was the one who dealt with her since that shift did not mess around. Look if you’re not going to drink the tea right away, I’ll just give you the tea bags and the cup, but at least pay full price for it! I had one woman basically order this, but the difference was she wanted to put the tea bags in herself, so I just gave her a cup of hot water, with the bags on the side. And she paid for it like she was supposed to! Be that person!
I remember a time when my sister was giving me a ride hime from work. I had our gate half-pulled down, and ringing up one final customer. Well, sis scoots under the gate to wait for me to be done. Here’s the fun part… she also works at the same store!! (My manager asked, “What do you think of this one?” When we were looking for seasonal help more than a year ago. I glance at the application, recognize the handwriting, “Yep. Definitely a good worker. Can siblings work at the same store?” Turns out, we can). This other wild karen tries to follow, and my sis says, “No, ma’am, the mall is closed. You need to leave.”
“But you’re here!”
“I work here.”
“I just want to get a calendar.”
“This is a *game* store. You need to go.”
“I just want one thing.”
“No. The store’s closed.”
“Someone else is here.”
>>me, finishing the sale and getting stuff bagged
“They’re about to leave.”
“Can’t I just look around?”
“NO! Get out of our store!”
>>me finally clueing in, “Ma’am, unless you have an item on hold, you will need to leave.”
>>final customer leaves rapidly
“I do have something on hold!”
“And the name on it?”
She can’t answer, I know she’s BSing. “Right. Please leave right now, and stop harassing my coworker.”
Sis and I look very little like each other. We did have to call security to get this lady to leave!
@@felinemoonchild oh I agree. I had one woman who loved one of our teas, so whenever she got it she’d buy several extra tea bags that she could use later. She was always super nice about, and she worked in the mall too, so she understood the job. My manager was really cool, and honestly one of the best managers I’ve ever worked for. That was just one of the few things she didn’t like us doing, because she didn’t want us pulling it down too soon. She understood the mindset, but also she didn’t want the gate falling and breaking or hitting someone, which I can understand.
@@icarusbinns3156 that’s the best, when you can use the, “I work here,” card.
@@felinemoonchild exactly! I think what they don’t get is that, if you’re nice to the people trying to help you, they’ll go above and beyond to make it right. Like this one time I broke my otter box phone case after I tried to get it off my iPhone that had fallen into a toilet and had to be put in a bag of rice. I’d just gotten that phone, and breaking the case just completely broke the floodgates. So there I am calling the otter box help desk, trying not to break down crying on the phone, and this person on the other end was like, “don’t worry about the fee I got you.” And it was just the little thing I needed at that moment to make me feel better. Also fun fact, one of my regulars was actually named Karen. And she was one of the nicest people you would ever meet. She would always defend us to the rest of the customers, saying we were working so hard. I still miss her.
The car wash story made me laugh so hard! 😂 Clearly that guy had never been through a car wash before! Imo, that kid shouldn’t have gotten fired for the customer’s stupidity. 🤷🏼♀️
Err, or the kids rolled down the window mid wash, making the driver want to get out of there quick, screaming, putting it in drive, not getting any help bc this guy is not doing his job of keeping an eye out, but getting stopped so even more soap and gets into the car and onto the kids and instead of apoligising and helping this kid just laughs at you, your half drowned kids your ruined interior etc…
Even if the guys kids put the window down, that had nothing to do with not telling the man about the neutral and no brake instructions. Plus the emergency stop doesn’t just stop the conveyor belt it stops the entire washing process meaning the soap wouldn’t continue to run into the car
@@timrumeau2422 if i were to hire someone to 1. Sell ppl the service of a car wash, 2. Give them important instructions and 3. Watch over their safety while they’re inside, and he only manages to do one of them, the least important one, yes i would fire them. Yesterday if that were possible.
Still not his fault in regards to the soap filling the car. If the conclusion was damage to the drive system or something related to being in drive while the conveyer moved then sure, but the open window was a customer issue.
@@timrumeau2422 i’m not saying he should have been fired for the soap inside the car. I’m saying he should have been fired for not doing his job.
9:50 I cannot believe that kid got fired! It’s not his fault the customer didn’t close his windows! Honestly who goes thru a car wash and leaves their windows open! Just plain stupid!
And who goes to a carwash and is old enough to have multiple kids and think you just drive through it? Absolutely the customers fault.
How could you possibly not see an issue with having the windows open?
13:20 OMG 😳😄 It’s the completely oblivious stare that Daniel is making that really emphasizes how little is going on in between his ears.
Yup, that actor did a good job in that PornHub ad
The brady bunch panel of co workers while Daniel gives himself a happy ending was priceless, every single person has a different reaction haha
It's a scripted commercial for pornhub...
The call center guy makes a very important point. Remember if you're yelling at someone that handles your insurance, finances, healthcare, basically anything important to you they have your full name, your address, your phone numbers, credit card and/or bank numbers, probably your SNN, etc.
I love how we are liking this before we were able to see the whole video. Literally. 🤣💜
Dis is me lol
And commenting to get under 1000🤣My next Petty Queen goal is under 500!!!
To be fair we know it's going to be great knowing her
I thought the same thing! 😂🤣
We all know it's gonna be great, she's come a long way and her happiness can make all our days better
I worked for a wedding photographer and I haven't spoke to her since. She wanted me to pretend to shot a video of the father of the bride speech and she didn't have room on any memory cards so I literally couldn't record at all. But she wanted me to act like I was shooting it. I was so mad. Photographers make enough money to have new memory cards for each wedding they shoot. But she wanted to make me look incompetent instead of being ready ahead of time. I knew the people and didn't want to be her pawn!
Good on you for not caving! I am curious about how that whole thing went down though, I can’t imagine it was very pleasant for anyone
The call center guy did everything correctly. He was friendly and polite until he needed to switch tactics to make sure he could help the customer as soon as possible... and he did so successfully.
This should actually be a training video
I used to work a call center job, and yeah, they're hell. It's not even just the customer service callers or the clients; the bosses literally track and log EVERYTHING you do on shift, including *the length of your pauses while you're talking*. If you're quiet too long it logs it as idle and if you idle too much or often you're fired by the system *automatically*. The idling period is only a couple of seconds long.
That's the very definition of a nightmare
What Daniel did is absolutely bonkers. I mean we’ve seen Zoom calls gone wrong but this one takes the cake.
Okay so apparently it was scripted and set up for the *adult* video website. So not as random but still funny.
DANIELLLLLLLLL What gets me is that guy in the bottom left corner laughing his ass off.... hahahahhaha
You know, after watching that unmanned fedex truck backpedal at 20 mpg towards a house I'm kinda surprised we haven't implemented a weight sensor into car driver seats where if it doesn't sense the weight of a person for like.. one or two seconds it activates the parking break by default to stop a run-away car
Smart idea
Whats more, the sesor allready exists, its the "put seatbelt on" sensor.
In most modern vehicles, this would be insanely easy to implement.
Anton Yelchin would be with us today if auto companies were doing this.
EDIT: Spelling & I got Anton's name wrong (Thanks Megan)
Would be awesome
@@peterkotara *Anton Yelchin. 😭
@@pookeywan Quite right, Thanks for that.
I worked at a call centre… it was hell. I cried every day. People are insane and MEAN. I ended up getting let go when they had massive layoffs. I was one of them.
I'm glad you don't work there anymore, it's for the better and I'm sorry you had to deal with that 🥺
People only call customer service when they're already pissed about something and all it takes is one wrong comment and tag you're the designated AH.
@@debbysouthworth5606 here’s the thing though, I’ve called a call centre angry about a situation but I’m NEVER mean. It’s possible to get your anger out and not call people every nasty name in the book 😂
@@booperdooper9762 thanks, I’m now in a job I adore so things worked out. (Never thought I’d adore a JOB lol 😂)
@@Maddym365 most people have no ability to control their mouths once they get started. I've seen it too many times.
My best friend and I recorded a cassette tape with just the "closing time" song by Semisonic repeating over and over. The last 20 minutes before the restaurant where we worked closed, we would play the cassette to tell the customers to exit the establishment. We didn't get fired, but we were forbidden from playing that song at work. The fella in your video reminded me of doing that.
My friend played the Escape Laboratory soundtrack from Resident Evil 2 on his phone. As soon as the "The self destruct system has been activated, this system may not be aborted. All employees proceed to the emergency car at the bottom platform" announced, the usual snails suddenly all ran out screaming as the alerm and soundtrack played! 😂😂
Absolutely died of laughter. For 3 weeks, we never left work on time because of certain customers not adhering to the closing time. Even when security tried to escort them out!
Anyway, the manager wanted to know who played that on the speakers and no one (including security) told the manager it was my friend. Those people never ever overstayed past closing again.
The call center one sent me!! Lol I’ve worked in one for almost 10 years and I always thought the same thing. People talk reckless as ever and I’m like I know your name, address, what kind of car you drive and all this other info and all you know is my name. I never had the balls to tell a customer that but they to me it’s common sense lol
I used to be the rep (you’d) talk to during the process of applying for a loan, and I always wished I could be like… you’re talking awful rudely for someone with a 600 rating wanting a 50,000 dollar loan….
@@erikarussell1142 oh my goodness I can relate. I’m a loan officer. Many times I am SMH at the audacity of some who apply for large amounts of money and crappy credit.
@@Dancingqueen1961 I get shooting your shot, some places are more apt to approve a loan, however, it’s the attitude with the large sum and low credit that always got me. I was the one who spoke to the loan officer, made sure all paper work was in order, and all information was filled out, I would then fax you the paper work, and speak to the customer while you processed the loan and either approved or denied it. So I would be the lesion between you two. It was a nightmare most of the time.
Omg exactly lol. I’ve worked in the healthcare field for 15 years, currently with the government sector. I not only know all your personal info including full socials, I also have access to your medical records and blood samples to get DNA! And yet you curse me out cuz there was a 15 minute wait? Ppl are so lucky I’m a nice person 😅
5:32 that wasn’t the actual queen. That was a lady who went onto AGT as the queen.😂
Also the Queen is dead.
I love how you are yelling DANIEL!!!!!!! in sync with me!!!!!!! Lmao 😅😅😂
I worked at multiple call centers and it is one of the most depressing jobs ever. One call I took I asked the lady which location she visited so I could send her feedback along to that location’s management team. She said, “the one in my town…..” I asked her what town is that and she said, “My town.” I don’t know this woman. Why would I know what town she lives in? The sad part is I had multiple people do this to me in different parts of the country 🤦♀️ when I point out I don’t know where they live they would get mad at me and angrily tell me what city they are from 😂 it is not a rewarding job and most people aren’t nice or smart 🙄😂
You're right.. Though I only worked in a call center for a while... I never wanted to work as one again because it was draining me
Neither is an answering service. Bright side, I did get leave that miserable job by giving the “take this job and shove it” as I whipped my headset at the psycho manager. I didn’t even quit over anything she did to me, it was because she was screaming at a co worker like a banshee. Woman had issues.
@@HAT5870 all we can do is laugh through the pain. I’m happy I don’t work there anymore and happy I’m not constantly drained from work anymore. It can really mess with your mind getting yelled at for 8+ hours a day
This would happen to me and they'd say "my town" but their "town" was a small city with 5 locations.
I can relate to this. 😂
I had to rewatch the part with Daniel multiple times just so I could see each co-worker’s reaction! Hilarious!
My lovely late dad, was a press photographer, the downside was family and friends would always ask him to do their wedding photos, even Robert Plants daughters wedding!! They grew up together in same area of UK, anyway he declined as he hated doing wedding photos, the responsibility of it used to make him actually physically ill, so stressful. He once was doing them for a friend of my parents wedding (free of course!) and he forgot to put film in the camera!! It was obviously a long time ago, when cameras weren't digital, sooo it was for all the outside shots of the bride and groom, so he told them that the photos hadn't come out very well because of the lighting outside and he actually got them to put on their wedding attire and re shoot the photos for them a couple of days later. Bless him! He never did a wedding again as it made him so ill!
Ok, you made my day with Daniel and his big mistake. LOL! I will be thinking and laughing about this for a long time. LOL!
It’s fake, but there are plenty of real ones lol
Damn Daniel...the meeting couldn't have been that spicy! 😄😄 Have an amazing day everyone ❤️
Damn Daniel!😅🤣
That Daniel just couldn't wait LoL 🤣
I suspect the editor was right. This was on purpose.
Daniel might have wanted to have his equipment set up Before the meeting started. "No I'm not doing anything funny, I'm just tapping my foot on my chair!" Also I think he had a thing for one of the people in the meeting.
He could have at the very least claimed to have mic and camera troubles. I have done that before when I wasn't camera ready.
3:05 I don't think they dropped it. Looked like carrying it flat caused it to flex enough the tempered glass couldn't take the stress on it and shattered.
I once worked in a call center and I was handling customer service calls for Comwave customers and boy it was exhausting because of the many calls I get from Karens before Karen was a thing. To be fair, some of those irate callers have reasons to be irate but one day I just had enough. I received a call from someone who wants to cancel their service and she was polite about it. I said I'm sorry to hear that she's cancelling (as we should) but I also said that I understand and I'm even thinking about resigning in a few days. My boss heard me say that and he was not amused so a week later I got fired. LOL! 😂
As someone who has worked in call centres, I can confirm MULTIPLE colleagues had that exact exchange with customers on the phones. It was glorious to witness 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@charlottedobre2 hello person who is totally not a scammer at all. Why don't we chat here instead?😇
Omg Daniel!!! The shock of the lady right under him tho 😂
Charlotte I'm glad you started taking a day off in-between. I miss the daily fix but I feel like your neurons are flying off lately. Content has been excellent lately and been cracking me up. Thank you for what you do!
Quality over quantity! However, Charlotte's quality has always been top shelf, but that's why she needs to take breaks so she can be her best. For me, it just makes me appreciate her videos more!
You hope that Daniel wasn't aware that his camera was still on, because the alternative is even creepier.
@@BreakofDawn Really?! Well shoot, another reminder to not believe half of what you see online lol...
The absolute BEST part of Daniels clip, is the guy center right.. he literally jumps up and backs as far away from his computer screen as he can get, and though clearly HORRIFIED, can’t rip his eyes off the screen.. lmao, only one person was like ‘oh hell naw, I’m out’
14:00 the lady "oh hell no" and hides her own camera hahahahaha
@3:15 as someone who has worked at a glass shop… you ALWAYS carry the mirrors no matter what size upright… larger mirrors have a lot of flex to them and can still break upright but the chances are slimmer…!
15:18 when the store I worked at closed, we would make sure everyone was gone and then get on the speaker and joke around like this guy😂
Ooooh the call center one, I felt that on a personal level right there! I literally had to tell a client at my IT job at one point that I can refuse her service and close her ticket if she refuses to give me her ID and keep insisting for my full name! Like you don't need to know that!
Needless to say I did hang up on her and since I had superiors that used to be in my place with that SAME PERSON, I got a pass cause I handled it correctly
I worked in a call center for Whirlpool projects for exactly 5 days. I have never had so many people scream at me in my life. My favorite was a new mother whose fridge had been making loud noises all night. Her first sentence was “I’m not going to yell at you” and by the time I was finished with the call she was screaming so loud her whole neighborhood must have heard.
The east coast callers were the worst, the west coast were the most laid back and the midwestern callers constantly apologized to me for bothering me.
I hated that job.
I work at a huge retail chain store and I would LOVE if we could have that announcement played at closing time. lol So many people feel so entitled to stay passed closing!! Come on! Get the hell out of the store! lol We would like to go home too. 😂
I watched this music award show at @4:32 live stream and when camera just turned away from J-Hope I couldn't understand what happened first second, but production team quickly switched cameras. But not quickly enough. By the way this award show is famous for its amazing camera work, idk what happened. Anyways J-Hope's performance was FIREEEEE
I was looking for a comment about hobi ! Yes he slayed like always
I was just going to say... I could almost hear the collective, "Whaaaaat?!" when that camera move happened.
@@shaimalamou I was a little surprised to see this clip from MAMA on this channel. Crossover of the century, lol
Yay! I found my fellow ARMYs. Our Hope did incredible! I’m so proud of him!
ARMY!!!!!! I found you!!! Hobi’s performance was EVERYTHING, he absolutely killed it!
On my first day working at a health insurance company, I was with a group of new hires. I arrived early and met with a group of other people who were there for their first-day orientation and training, and everyone was dressed professionally for the most part. This one guy was really set apart from the others by how he dressed (he was wearing khakis and a polo, but it was all wrinkled) and by the fact that he was constantly on his phone. The first thing he did when they showed us around the building was ask for the wi-fi password. He was related to one of the other employees, who had basically vouched for him. He didn't last the first half hour of working there because he wouldn't stop asking for the wi-fi password or looking at his phone. Never seen anybody lose their job that quickly in my life.
Vanilla Ice, that you? Lmao 6:33 ish
Dollar Tree Vanilla Ice trying to work at the Apple Store. 🙄
The worst thing that’s happened to me in a zoom meeting is my cats turned it into her own only fans.
SAME. Early on in a job, I was working from home, doing a meeting from the living room, and my sweet kitty decided that was the perfect time to clean her butt, behind me, on top of the sofa. She was not a quiet bather either -- I had to block her with a notebook until she finished 🤣
Hahaha same
I just me or Charlotte is just gettin' better and better? I think she's so amazing and talented and her sense of humour is so special. I always feel better watching her vídeos.
❤️potato petty queen FOREVER.
She is! She's getting prettier too, if that were possible. Love her to bits!
could not agree more!!! Love her and so enjoy her videos
@@josi4251 Glad I'm not the only one who noticed she gets prettier every day, like what? She deserves eveything!
The Daniel situation is a perfect illustration of second hand embarrassment...
9:08
Those kind of car washes have signs everywhere at the entrance of the wash machine that tells people to do that. AND if there was water and soap INSIDE the vehicle, that's the driver's fault, they left a window or sunroof open. That's not the employee's fault...
That’s what I thought tvtoo
At my wedding, unbeknownst to me, the photog was super high. This was in the days before digital cameras. She was taking hundreds of pictures and never changed the film. There was never any film in the camera. Luckily, all of our family was taking pictures at the same time so they all sent us their copies and some of them were really great.
I LEGITIMATELY SCREAMED AT THE DANIEL ONE. I CANNOT. HOW DO YOU. HOW. OH MY GOD
I love the sheer range of reactions to Daniel's ummmm..... performance. Genuinely watched that a few times just to see what each person did 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had a friend that did concert/band photos. If it was a band that did VIP stuff at shows she made them sign a contract that there has to be 3 takes of all photos with fans. I'm actually surprised that this isn't an blanket rule for people. I feel bad but at the same time not because your job is to make sure that photo is taken.
Over Covid in one of my friend's classes, this dude turned off his camera but forgot to hit mute on him absolutely RAILING someone and the lecturer didn't know how to kick him out so it took 2 minutes for him to end the lecture (and send out a new link)
I got fired from Target. When they hired me HP was worried that at 46, a former business owner, having had a job as a VP in charge of quality control and training, I was overqualified. I lasted 13 days. For starters, the floor killed my feet. Worse yet, they put me in the nightmare sections, Baby Goods and Shoes. OMG...people suck! When I proved my worth, they moved me to womens clothing and it was bathing suit season. Again, people suck! They kept tearing off the bikini bottoms vag area liners, throwing on the floor of the changing room and stealing the suits! So I knew when one was stolen because they would come out of the changing rooms, other clothes in hand, literally, no one ever hangs these clothes up themselves, and POOF no suits! I had to check the rooms to make sure they were perfect and when I told the 22 year old who was my supervisor about it she said it was expected! Now, when I was younger, I did loss prevention so I knew about "shrinkage". I told the very young department manager if the store manager knew this was the policy and she said, "No. We don't bother him with details like this." OMG...so she was letting people get away with stealing and had no clue what happens to bottom lines when shrinkage tips the scales. My reply to her was, "I guess you don't want a raise this year do you?" The scorn on her face is amazingly burned into my brain. I knew she was petty when I noticed that each shift handled the return to rack. This is where all the clothes found out of place but you don't know where to put them and the clothes those rabid customers would try three sizes for each outfit on and NEVER rehang them! (Can you tell I don't like that?) So the shift towards the end would all clear the rack but no one did it the same way. Some would put all the sizes mixed up on the main site rack (the wrong way) and some would put them in size order (the right way). The mini manager had written instructions on how she wanted it done and her idea of doing it right was for one person at a time would take the returns rack to a section, empty the rack and return it to the changing area. So this thing went back and forth for about two hours before the end of shift. Naturally more of what was just put back would end up with more clothes as people kept going into the changing room. There were two of these racks and she wanted one to stay empty because it "was less messy looking". The way the job got done was a cluster F. Needless to say I spoke up. She didn't like that. I asked her to come to the desk where the instructions were and acted like I was reading them. She said I was wrong, that isn't what the note said. I stepped aside and asked her to point out where I was wrong. I wasn't. Again, burned in image of her ire! Then I asked the group how the returns rack was to be emptied because I had been told three different ways. Mini manager child said it was to be done her way and after nearly two weeks of working there I should know what she expected.
Now, I am old, my feet hurt, seeing things being stolen and expecting us to walk all over hell and back to put returns out, just to have to do it again really fast at shift end was killing this old girl. I tipped the scales by asking to be moved to cashier and jewelry. Mini manager had wanted that transfer. She then "told" on me, saying I wasn't a team player and she got to fire me. It was end of shift, my feet were throbbing, I had handled the valentine's Day jewelry section so you can imagine the mess. When she fired me, I smiled, walked to the store managers office, knocked on the door and opened it to say, "The womens changing room had at least three dozen pantie liners from the bikini bottoms on the floor and in the trash can because lil miss bossy girl was allowing people to steal them and had been long before I started the job. She is also stealing by mishandling employee time and I quickly said how and to check her notes on the desk.
I sat in my car, so freaking happy and relieved to be done with that nightmare of a job. That night I started my career of flipping houses. I couldn't go back to the VP job because digital technology had ruined the business and the government was offering grants to learn a new profession. I used it to buy a HUD house and offered a mortgage with a low down through nepotism. My new business was amazing. I got to help people who had crap jobs like working at Target.
Oh, by the way, Target makes everyone do cheering at the start of the day. I slipped in words to the cheer that made me very happy as I pretended to sing really badly! Small bites...small bites...sm bits make me so happy!
Omg girl!!! I'm 40, a former food safety and quality consultant, and I work at the dollar tree rn. I got 3 write ups suddenly all at once, because of this mgr telling me to put extra change in my till and you can't be over/under $3, so I took in over $1600 each day in Dec, but my drawer was at looks $3.06 3 days in a row, so my b word mgr wrote me up and never told me for a month!! you are my hero!!! There is so much corruptness there! And she's sleeping with an employee who is 14yrsv younger than her with a newborn child and who is just a child himself. She's married. and we think she did it because she's trying to fire me because I know his mom and sister so he talks to me 🙄🙄 it's so gross. I'm too old for this sh!TT!! I'd quit but it's my only income rn and I genuinely enjoy the job. I dread going back to fsqa 🤢🤮 I just can't do compliance anymore. So I'm starting my life over but I need to do it somewhere else especially because the next time I'm over $3 I'm fired 🙄🙄🙄🙄 so stupid. I'm a perfect employee!!!! 😡😡
oh grrrl, and people try to say target's better than walmart. obviously it's not.
because i swear, i saw almost the exact same sh1t when i worked at wally world. only i had it coming from _two Different_ floor managers. for some stupid reason, it was decided that this tiny piss hole of a store needed Two managers running a single Department. not a whole floor, Just the bloody Shoe Department! we had maybe six full two sided shelves and one long one lining two side walls. explain to me why that takes Two managers in the first place.
add to this Neither of them liked the other and would take their horse sh1t out on the temps. i worked for two months (long enough to pay off a phone bill.) before i walked.
though honestly, i expected to be canned at any moment before i made the choice myself.
one of the idiots was always thinking she was sooo important. like she was some kind of role model for us poor peons. she was all chipper and smarmy one time... saying, "now see kitty," (i Never gave her permission to call me such a unprofessional thing in the first place) "if you work real hard, maybe in five years, you might get close to *_my_* position in the store."
i looked her straight in the eyes, didn't even grin and said, "what makes you think i plan on working this dead end job that long." and walked back on the floor.
i Hate people like that. and i will take every bit of spite and chance to knock them down and remind them they're Never so far above the rest that they can't fall from their perceived high horse. Especially if they make it a point to try pissing me off by taking advantage of other people they Know can't fight back. like i told one of the other temps, "you need this job. i Don't. and if i can make my exit from this place a little better for those stuck here, hey, it's all good."
i got called to the office the next time i had work. i had already typed up my two weeks notice before they even thought they made the decision. they said they were gonna give me "another chance" because they were "good people like that."
eyah. horse sh1t they were. you don't hold a person with severe arthritis over a barrel of doing the heavy work just because you can, like they were, if you're "good people". dicks.
i walked passed the office the two karens shared, into the store manager's office and told him all. that he needed to clean up how he handled the floor because he dun kcufed up by putting those two in charge of Anything much less a whole department. and to watch his ass because at least One was gunning for his post and they weren't going to be nice about how they took him down. i also added that i Had thought about giving my two weeks but that i had decided that even if they wanted to "give me another chance" i wasn't giving Them one.
unlike you i wasn't heading to anything else. i was actually on the verge of ending up in ccu by that point and wasn't feeling anything but sickly and mean. lol
@@kstormgeistgem461 I love your come back to her!!! I'm from a podunk town and have a few friends who work for both target and Walmarts as their life career. All of them say the same thing... The stores suck, but they love their jobs now that they're off the floor and in HR/training/whatever! I'd personally get fired before I ever made it that far. And I hope you're having a plentiful spoon day...I'm also a walking medical dictionary so I feel you on the severe arthritis thing. 💐
Omg I lost my shit with the zoom Daniel call. I had to watch it a few times through so I could enjoy all the reactions of the others on the call
I felt that the sweet guy who lost his job at the car wash deserved another chance. What a sweetheart haha!
Chaaaarrrlllooootttteee!! Lol the number of times I went back to watch each person's reaction to the Daniel fiasco unfolding!!! Ahhh! One woman running away in pure terror! Lady literally sippin' the tea! Dude walking around with his laptop enjoying the chaos! And poor guy actually talking the numbers waving frantically before standing from his desk in utter disbelief!! 😂😂🤣😭 I can't! Lol Love you Petty Queen!! ❤️