I’m getting LA Noire feels from this Baby. He has come to continue solving crimes *and* Zolgor’s work in the modern age! Yes, YES, that is why there is nobody around! Zolgor had Baby silence them for their doubting of his greatness. “NO BLASPHEMERS IN THIS HOUSE’” Baby cried as he took his army of henchtoys and a rolling pin and made sure that this family was one who worshipped not just anybody.... BUT ZOLGOR! Baby enjoys the taste of blood due to his connection with ‘The Creator’ and after all, blood is fundamental for life and therefore creation. The constant references to space and aliens are purely there to show us that Zolgor’s reach extends to the very edges of our Solar System and perhaps beyond. The eggs were the seeds of destruction laid out by Zolgor, and all he needed Baby to do was break them and unleash unrelenting terror upon our world. And the Hermit Crab, why it is so simple, he is Zolgor himself in his mortal form. Judging the Baby and his capabilities as a preacher of The Almighty’s’ divinity and as a survivor for when the world is remade in his image. As for the murder of Scuba Man Sam. I believe he found out more than he supposed to, the other toys stayed ignorant and it saved their lives, but Scuba Man Sam could not handle knowing what he knew about Zolgor, about Baby. So he tried to kill himself and failed and when he told us ‘the truth’ it was clearly censored, that was clearly not Scuba Man Sams voice, I believe that he intended to let us all know of the tyranny soon to unfold but forgot that Baby and Zolgor are in charge here and was thus ended by Baby on Zolgor’s command to send a message to all toys. Speak up or step out of line and perish. For Lucha Man Jones has seen more than just stacked blocks in his time....
Crusty is actually a really talented singer. I don’t know why he had more trouble speaking this episode, but truly, this is the greatest murder mystery of all time.
Crusty literally chose the perfect music for that ending. Like, it felt like I was really watching a legit murder mystery show with that music "I murdered Scuba Man Sam."
I recently discovered your channel and laughed so much, great content. I wish i had waited to watch until after my broken ribs and torn muscles have healed, as there was so much cursing from the pain of laughing.
My little cousin was watching you when I was watching him, usually I tone out to what he watches but you made me actually cackle in a very ugly way. You were slicing your dummy son with a sword and I couldn’t stop laughing. I asked to borrow the vr for a while today lol
3 hours earlier baby crusty: *drives screwdriver through sam while drunk* also baby crusty later: OH MY GOODNESS, WHO HAS COMMITTED THIS HORRIBLE CRIME
Baby Noir featuring Cole Whelps. 11:47 Okay that's a wedding ring. This is getting darker and darker by the second. The ring under the crib, the phone off the hook, the various baby-maiming hazards all throughout the house... This is a crime scene or at least a domestic disturbance.
Scuba man Sam. He faced the wrath of crusty to give us the truth. His sacrifice shall not be forgotten, scoundrel that he was. Sidenote: You have to make a T-shirt that has him on it and says “Who killed Scuba man Sam?”
I spent like 5 hours to finish shadow raid on the very hard skill in payday 2, I was able to get the minimum amount of bags required with a bit of help via the pre-planning menu, more specifically the thermite at the southern wall of the ware house and the garbage bag loot drop off one
"GOOO GAGA GOOOOOOOOOOO" Song by: Crusty
Better than most songs now a days! I would totally download it on iTunes. 😂👏🏻
where os it
@@k_d_r2616 you know it’s not a real song,right? Aloha was joking ya know. Nobody would have a song called GOOO GAGA GOOOOOOO-
@@galaxxy.8844 What do you mean we all have at least one song called GOOO gAggAAooA GOOOO GAAA
@@galaxxy.8844 well actually there is a song called goo goo ga ga or whatever but anyways it's a good song
In my opinion Crusty you are the best VR games channel in the entirety of UA-cam and nothing can change my mind
He’s a vr UA-camr monopoly... genius
Yeah
I might have an idea to change your mind brainwash you I mean that's basically the only way I could think of
But why would I do that crusty is fun he's the only reason that I wake up and don't pay attention to class
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Can you imagine a grown man wearing vr in a room just totally invested in a baby role play. Amazing.
It's called a crinkle bottom and no VR is needed. Only thing worse is a furry!
@@thebigstinky8047 lol fukn crinkle bottom
I did it also
imagine having a baby like this, so wise. it would be amazing
Lol thats true but a British,knows what blood is and probably watches Fox News and sees the killing theories,and the voice like corpse
Ok I wanna hear crusty sing “what a wonderful world”
same
The crust has become bebe, this is his true final form
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I love that you liked my comment
Crusty is bassically me
Op
I was thinking while watching "Crusty is accusing everyone else but not once has he taken to think he could be the killer and be acting sus" 😂
It was totally the horse head.
It's always the horse head...
no everyone knows it was the paper aeroplane
Why did you say that at
It's good old krojak. I remember when I watched him play a lot of different games with crusty, they were quite funny together with hypercore ripper
He'll make you an offer you can't understand.
Maybe it was onion boy onion boy killed the cat
You definitely show this as if it was a baby recording this, That is what makes this amazing
all i can imagine is a guy in his late 20's, in his living room, pretending to crawl on the ground whilst moaning...
is this trison on our grate lord crusty
Lol
@@plazmacheese9209 treason*
Crusty: **says random things that has no translation**
Me: 👁👄👁 yes I totally agree
lol
I have 69 likes 😩
Crusty was the youngest detective in history at only a few months old and discovered a murder scene!
I should investigate that...
@@kellyoleary6599 Yes you should
Shut up
Krusty:come on!!
Crab:what I can't look straight
I imagine this is what its like being a baby. Totally complex and well put together story in their mind, what we see:
"Ahahh-baba-dabooba *poops* "
Crusty you've got a real Agatha Cristophs Madame Marmalade vibe going on here..I'm liking it
Hey man ive been watching you for 3 days now and i cant stop, ive watched over 30 or 40 of your vids, i love your content and keep it up
I’m getting LA Noire feels from this Baby. He has come to continue solving crimes *and* Zolgor’s work in the modern age!
Yes, YES, that is why there is nobody around! Zolgor had Baby silence them for their doubting of his greatness. “NO BLASPHEMERS IN THIS HOUSE’” Baby cried as he took his army of henchtoys and a rolling pin and made sure that this family was one who worshipped not just anybody.... BUT ZOLGOR!
Baby enjoys the taste of blood due to his connection with ‘The Creator’ and after all, blood is fundamental for life and therefore creation.
The constant references to space and aliens are purely there to show us that Zolgor’s reach extends to the very edges of our Solar System and perhaps beyond.
The eggs were the seeds of destruction laid out by Zolgor, and all he needed Baby to do was break them and unleash unrelenting terror upon our world.
And the Hermit Crab, why it is so simple, he is Zolgor himself in his mortal form. Judging the Baby and his capabilities as a preacher of The Almighty’s’ divinity and as a survivor for when the world is remade in his image.
As for the murder of Scuba Man Sam. I believe he found out more than he supposed to, the other toys stayed ignorant and it saved their lives, but Scuba Man Sam could not handle knowing what he knew about Zolgor, about Baby. So he tried to kill himself and failed and when he told us ‘the truth’ it was clearly censored, that was clearly not Scuba Man Sams voice, I believe that he intended to let us all know of the tyranny soon to unfold but forgot that Baby and Zolgor are in charge here and was thus ended by Baby on Zolgor’s command to send a message to all toys. Speak up or step out of line and perish.
For Lucha Man Jones has seen more than just stacked blocks in his time....
god thats long
@@LunaMoonlights I did spend some time on it didn’t I...
The voice alongside the baby-ness is just the perfect combination
Dude, keep this up your videos always make me laugh 😂
Every video crusty slips further into madness
Crusty is actually a really talented singer. I don’t know why he had more trouble speaking this episode, but truly, this is the greatest murder mystery of all time.
Crusty literally chose the perfect music for that ending. Like, it felt like I was really watching a legit murder mystery show with that music
"I murdered Scuba Man Sam."
"waffle chicken."
7:09 it sounds like he's having a mental break down-
When baby Jack Sparrow finds the warm rum milk and Mama and Papa Jack drop some LSD on the floor. After a short time, we arrive here.
I didn't know Babies could be drunk. And then i met Crusty Baby.
"You want me to be the murderer?!" is such a hardcore line from a game about being a baby
Crusty is the best VR gamer I know
I love when he plays be baby hands he says hello i am a baby also crusty play some more boneworks
Crusty over here mixing L.A. Noire and Baby Hands
I dig your cover of "Radio Ga Ga", very distinct and original
Crusty always know how to bring in the drama, does he?
Gooo GaGa Gooooo, we need a Full Version Please!
This is how Beesparkle learned about bow.
10:16 I was thinking the crab was the killer.
A natural comedian after finding a video of you with virtual lightsabers I’ve been hooked ever since! Keep up the fantastic work and
This video cames in perfect time, when I'm so tired and sad. Thank you for the laughs Crusty 💓
Hahaha great video! « It is like a drug, i am addicted, gotta watch one more, I need this »
I loved this so much. Best murder mystery I’ve ever had the pleasure of being a part of
Yay! I love this make a series out of this plz!
I'm not first
I'm not last
But when Crusty posts
I click real fast
Anybody else get really into his detective bit? 😆 I had chills when he "solved" the case.
Your content is so far above and beyond most that I've watched. The entertainment is off the charts!
I wouldn't be alive right now if I didn't find this channel.
RIP Scuba Man Sam. 2021-2021
And the Oscar for best subtitles in a short film goes to....... clearly someone else
I recently discovered your channel and laughed so much, great content. I wish i had waited to watch until after my broken ribs and torn muscles have healed, as there was so much cursing from the pain of laughing.
All we hear is radio goo goo
Radio gas gaa
Now that I see what crusty does in this game I wonder what his parents had to go through
The part where he speaks nonsense is so funny😆
Keep this up this is my favourite
This is hilarious I laffed so hard at the telephone part and when you speak gibberish
The New Series Of Murdoch Mysteries is better than I thought.
RIP
Scuba man Sam
1965-2021
This is awesome lol
Hey baby boy master of all things cute and evil!
Doesn't sound creepy at all
@@alexgawthrop1748 not at all
Crusty- gO gO gO gA gA gO GO gA~ XD I loved that part
My favorite detective show:
My little cousin was watching you when I was watching him, usually I tone out to what he watches but you made me actually cackle in a very ugly way. You were slicing your dummy son with a sword and I couldn’t stop laughing. I asked to borrow the vr for a while today lol
I'm 43 came across your video 👏👏👏👏 well done my friend, well done. Never laughed so hard at the end.🤣😂🤣😅
Crusty you're my favorite I love your hitman videos they make me smile laugh please make more
3 hours earlier
baby crusty: *drives screwdriver through sam while drunk*
also baby crusty later: OH MY GOODNESS, WHO HAS COMMITTED THIS HORRIBLE CRIME
It has been 2y and crusty is still my fav UA-camr
Does this mean we can call Crusty baby 🤔😳
The detective drama and suspense in this video are greater than L.A. Noir. XD
never noticed the TARDIS/ Police Box in that game, pretty cool
Near the end it started to feel like a JoJo episode 🤣
I imagine this is how babies actually think but we just can't understand.
What we all see:Aww
What baby sees:
there is a wedding ring under the crib throw it in the volcano
i also love this channel
Oh no scooter man Sam “me” OH NO OUR TABLE IT’S BROKEN lol😭🤣
Baby crusty did it. One word from his mouth was enough to convince me of that
I have to wonder what someone might think if they walk in on Crusty recording
Right when you started questioning Onion Boy, I had a Shutter Original ad
Honestly...I'm just impressed you can milk this for so long
You've got to BEAT the truth out your suspects, Crusty! 😊 😀
Bro that song was awesome
I love when he sings into the phone “ go go ga ga go go go agaga”
I'm glad he didn't change
Baby Noir featuring Cole Whelps. 11:47 Okay that's a wedding ring. This is getting darker and darker by the second. The ring under the crib, the phone off the hook, the various baby-maiming hazards all throughout the house... This is a crime scene or at least a domestic disturbance.
thank you for amazing content
Scuba man Sam. He faced the wrath of crusty to give us the truth. His sacrifice shall not be forgotten, scoundrel that he was.
Sidenote: You have to make a T-shirt that has him on it and says “Who killed Scuba man Sam?”
You are funny and that is why I'm subscribed
This just made my day your videos dude just crack me up 😂👏👏
Your ending was exactly like Sammy seal!
Don't ask why it's related to bodenia's faken death.
This is why I subbed 😂😂😂
I like to imagine this is how Stevie griffin plays
crusty love your vids they are so funny
I love your videos so much
I love these videos
Did he just-S-S-SWEAR
Hi crusty and love your vids ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Crusty has 269k subs, nice. Get it. Yep.
I spent like 5 hours to finish shadow raid on the very hard skill in payday 2, I was able to get the minimum amount of bags required with a bit of help via the pre-planning menu, more specifically the thermite at the southern wall of the ware house and the garbage bag loot drop off one
I always enjoy watching your videos. They are always hilarious 😆. You should try Hard Bullet.
Crusty reminds me of boss baby in these videos
Best UA-camr award
Me and the bois roleplaying in among us:
3:16 I didn't expect crusty to collab with vanossgaming
“GOGO GAGA GOGO GAGA GOGOGOGAGAGA GAGAGAGOGOGO”
-Crusty
I love the way he just says “where the f*** are my parents “