Meet A Professional Poo Diver
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- Опубліковано 29 тра 2024
- Next time you’re having a shit day at work, spare a thought for Australia’s professional poo divers. They’re tasked with making sure the country’s sewerage processing plants are running well. They suit up and dive down into toxic ponds of excrement to clear obstructions and manage the huge machines that keep things regular.
In the nation’s poop they’ve found teeth, undies, and a lot of corn. The job is hard, they’re submerged in thick sludge, working in the pitch dark, with nothing to guide them other than their instincts. But what sounds like hell to us, they find strangely peaceful. And the smell? To them, it just “smells like money.”
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This dude turned down a tv interview for the sake of his kids embarrassment
He had my amusement but now he has my respect
but now he’s doing it on youtube instead
@@holliec1528 for real
@@holliec1528 I mean he did say when his kids were younger. They're probably much older now and don't care.
They make like an average base rate of $80K a year
They shouldn't have cared, he's the only reason they're alive and the job is what pays him over 6k a month.
Stop giving him hate guys, he’s had a shitty day at work
He deals with enough shit already
He he
@@legomyeggo4077 he literally sleeps in shit for a living
C2TheT he got no hate u want likes
What a shit joke
As horrifying as it is, these are the men who keep the world running and comfortable for the rest of us.
They deserve our respect.
WORLD IS PART OF INDIA JAI HIND JAI BHARAT
BE INDIAN - WORLD'S MOST ANCIENT SUPERPOWER
@@onlinemathquiz3621 hand grenade
Pull pin
Throw pin
Hold grenade
And then, you might find who asked
@@onlinemathquiz3621 no1 wants anything to do with Indians. trust me.
@@self-promoterremover5611 thank you for your service .
@@onlinemathquiz3621 ew no
The last bit about the TV interview really got me, he's risking his health maintaining the waste system that is crucial for everyone's well-being, and he (was) ashamed of it! I'm glad he accepted this interview, jobs like this deserve all the respect in the world!
He loves his job. It was his daughters that were embarrassed by it
It was his daughters that were ashamed
it wasn’t him personally which is good, but it’s still sad knowing his daughters saw a job this important as something to be embarrassed about
@@uyais because of the bullies
Wife: Honey how was work today?
Husband: Crappy as usual
Had a shitty ass day?
David Fuller lmaoo
@@elevatedgaming2885
Had a lot of shit to do .
He had to of used up all those jokes when he first started. I would.
Hes been threw alot of crap
I'm going to start wiping my a$$ with 5 dollars bills. He deserves a tip
Only 1 like so far? LOL!
😂 😂
Every billionaire be like:
That's why people wipe there ass with money
Lol
Man without these types of people imagine the chaos in our ecosystem, the clogs the spills the environment the smells the disease the sickness the death yeah I give these guys a medal and support for there work, they make our lives much comfortable so thank you.
look no further than vietnam, that's what it literally is.
if you wanna know how bad it can get look up an incident known as "the great stink" thankfully the job pays well.
“What you know about rollin down in the deep” really gains a lot of meaning with this guy
Adelle: 👁️👄👁️
His girls aren’t going to enjoy the ‘take your kid to work day’
Lmao
Creeper ? Copied
😂
Id enjoy taking a dive in shit with a hazard suit
Hahaha 😂
My guy took “im in deep shit” to a whole different level
Lmao
Wait I know your pfp...
😭😭
Holy crap your comment is so appoopriate
@@lorenzoblum868innapropiate 😳😳😳😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬
"I do really enjoy my job, I'm very lucky"
You inspired me mate. I'd love to swim in people's excrement.
Me too
Really there weren’t many jobs till know sent virus made people stop working and government giving checks so I really say if ya looking for a job even if don’t it best to start know there A LOT HIRING so when government stops checks ya have a job
@@awaregun1234 you’re profile and what you just said has me fucking dead
same HAHAHA
Hes probably making better money than youd think
I actually had a teacher who told me they have been diving in the sewer as a job, that was many years ago. Must be gross and also kinda scary. I think even worse than the gross part would be the fear that your suit could suddenly malfunction/tear open during your dive and have you possibly drown in it, plus having no visibility especially in that environment must be terrible
Yes! Your comment is the first I have seen mentioning this! It seems very dangerous!!
I met a poo diver in college, and I asked him the question “do you get used to the smell?” And he said “it smells like money.”
How much does he get paid?
Pog Chomp I would imagine ALOT
@@jayce3839 I will pay him for my toilet I mean pool
36k to 75k a year
@zGettingMoney he works less tho. Probably once a week. The lad could be doing another job
Job interviewer: ok what was your past jobs?
Him:shit diving
Interviewer: what
Him: shit diving
im laughing a little too hard at this
Loki Odinson you damn rignt
Kian Cabarle how would you get fired from that job tho?
@@Sebash1966 you quit
KB_Nation thought of one throwing poop on to other employees
If he tells me he earns 2mil a year, I would say he deserves it.
It's closer to 100k
It legitimately makes me feel happy for the guy that he loves his job and doesn’t think of himself in a negative way at all for doing what he does. It’s pretty inspiring to be honest
That makes sense because he willingly took the job and you don’t do that if you would hate it
They really played Clair De Lune as descended into a lake of human shit didn’t they
Thought I was the only one who noticed
I'm a fan of Danganronpa and clair de lune plays whenever an emotional moment happens... I almost cried as a guy swam into a lake of feces.
Yup 👌🏼
@Waldo Rojas no it's because the piece doesn't fit with the situation, Clair the lune doesn't tell that kind of story so it feels strange.
@@crotchet6439 but that is the point, its ironic
When he quits his job: I’m done with this sh-
👏👏
Ha
Literally
😅 😅 😅
XD
Im glad the guy enjoys and likes what he does! That’s kind of mean (but I guess I get it?) that his own daughters are ashamed and literally start crying for him to not go on live TV so that their ‘friends’ don’t find out what he does.
well you gotta remember they're kids
Yeah and the word “poop” or anything regarding bowel movements is extremely hazardous to mention in front of kids because of their immaturity
It makes sense his kids would be embarrassed, their friends would probably never let them hear the end of it
@@catswithcattitudes2728 hgy
Shallow ungrateful little wretches.
This is were the saying “someone’s gotta do it” really applies..
- Jumps in - Pulls out UA-cam 2018 Rewind
Lol
This is gold 😂
Underrated 😂😂
God dammit, this made me laugh so hard.
True it’s totally shit
Me: "Mum I want to be an astronaut"
Mum: "We have an astronaut at home
Astronaut at home:
NinjaBlaze 7122 😂
Ass*tronaut
Lmao 😂
NinjaBlaze 7122 same same but different
NinjaBlaze 7122 Dumb but funny but this guy has to go through diseased poop
I'm a woman and I have to say I wouldn't do this job unless my life depends on it. Thanks to all the men out there working and grinding in the shadows and depths to.keep it all ticking over.
There is tremendous lack of gratitude to these men from those who should be most grateful.
And yet we still have ungrateful women in the west saying that men are not useful for anything and that they need to be more feminine. I like to see those same women work with this man for at least a week to see how women really take things for granted when it comes to them refusing to work in a disgusting but extremely essential job and just letting the man do the dirty work.
All jokes aside he's doing a very important job. Imagine your life when you can flush your poop. You have to thank people like him.
FACTS
I don't live in Australia.
I don't live in Australia.
Can’t*
@@darkdodo3789 I meant Can
I don’t know what they’re paying this man but it’s not enough.
36-75k/year, usually above 60. Not much though
sh4h1dz r over 100k in Queensland Australia that’s base rate I do it myself
Noah Masri base you say? Do you get scared if something might be in there?
@@noahmasri7401 ill do it for less any day
blue txsla Not enough for me
"How's your job?"
"Shitty... literally"
“Meet a professional poo diver”
Me: clicks on video to make fun of the typo of what I thought was “pool diver” but then just gets disgusted after clicking it
Lol
I thought it was that also
Kid: My dad has a shitty job
Teacher: don't say that
Dad's job:
Katelyn Duran underrated comment
@awe Ruby Simp
@awe Ruby simp
@awe Ruby simp
@awe Ruby Simp af
**Suit gets teared open while he's submerged**
Him: ah crap...
AHHH THESE POOP JOKES WHY??????
@@artransformeraqe5692 come on man these poop jokes are little bit.... shitty today :D
@@melvinhotdogman6926 you should be ashamed of yourself
@@silentsarey well we aren't ashamed of that crap
@@silentsarey quite the stinky kids eh?
i have so much respect for people like him. these people are doing more important jobs than some celebrities like the kardashians who make more money by just doing nothing but entertaining. and they’re the ones who society perceives as important, how backwards is this world please
My hats off to this amazing man! What a strong and honorable person. He is willing to do what the majority of the population would not be willing to do. Absolutely incredible. Sorry to hear that your daughters were embarrassed, but man. If only they knew how incredible you are for doing this. God bless you sir! You're so awesome!
Company: hey pal I’ll pay you 15k per month if you dive into that pool of poo once a week
Diver: sign me up
I would do it for that price
@@Urbex-Adventures same
15k to dive 4 times in to shit in a full body suit? When do I start?
Not bad pay actually. If they gave me a decent water proof equipment and not a single drop of those Poo water touch my body, i'll do it.
@Silver Chariot savage loll
His kid must hate “Bring your kid to work” day
@Captain120 its copied
Stolen
Anonymous Orca your comment was stolen
Actremeniz stop copying comments
Ok bot
Sometimes if he forgets his lunch, his wife flushes some sandwiches with a float attached and they pop up for him when he's working!
Lol
Glad that he's enjoying his job, that means he's good in life.
As someone else who works in poo (sewage operator) and also a diver, I see no shame about this guy’s job. It’s badass. Very few people can dive, much fewer can function and work in zero visibility. And even fewer are willing to work around or in hazardous waste. With this job being so dangerous yet so important to the environment and public health, any stigma against it makes no sense at all.
I mean…yes but……nooooooooooo.
How much do you get paid
I hope it's well paid tho he deserves it😭
A shame the poo industry is so shitty to work in 😔
Yes, but no bro
Goodluck explaining that on the first date
You could just say you're a professional diver.
@My Toes Are Called Stanky Dankies Atleast some people have respect for them after watching this video
I think that's a 3rd date conversation.
Well he brings in money so that won't really matter tbh....
Levi Skardsen exactly, no need to say what you dive into, just that you dive
It's people like this who allow us to enjoy the luxuries of modern life. What a down-to-earth, awesome dude!
I can imagine him yelling and cursing at humanity as he does his job 😂
Did they really need to play Clair de lune right when they send him into the depths
😂
Reminds me of The Evil Within lol
LEGIT WHY CLAIR DE LUNE
Literally just like the music in evil within 😂😂
@@raynespeer8240 It's the same song but the version in The Evil Within had been changed to sound creepier
"I'm a scatman!"
Aww I came here to comment this
Doo doodo doo
BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA. GOOD ONE
Baaabaaabaaa badum I’ma scatman
Repeat after me.. It's the poopy poppy poop mentality
I appreciate you guys, thank you for all you do!
The qoute "Get your hands dirty, get clean money." fits here well.
I would like to see "take your child to work" day
😂😂
Mr Assasin fucking asshole dude😂😂😂
Efe Yilmaz literally
Hmmm🤔🤔
**shoves kid under**
Imagine jumping in then your helmet comes off
Me : (surprised pikachu memes) ended up eating all the shit
kelvin lie ion know what to use for a pfp k
Instant stage 6 ligma
@@alotofhate *BALLS*
@@themadlad8483 no u
Can you imagine when teachers asked what you want to be when you grow up to this guy
Well he sure gets his hands dirty for a living 😂
"I think there must have been a festival and nobody chewed"
😂😂😂😂
I laughed hard at first and then gagged at the thought of it 😂🤢
That GMO corn
Hell naw lol
Fun
i mean your body can’t really break down corn so it’s always gonna come out the other end.
This is one tough guy, takes everyone's shit and doesnt complain.
Poopy plunger
Edit: wrong comment sorry
Periodtt
Mom: Get off you're phone and go play in the backyard!
The backyard:
“Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.”
Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant Police Squad😂
He literally said the "strangest thing hed seen was the day it was flooded with corn. It looked like there was a festival and nobody chewed". 💀
Sweet jesus of Christ
My 3 y/o daughter after eating corn ant not chewing it 👁👄👁
Corn gets stuck in my poop sometimes :/
@3D Modeller can you pass the eyebleach pls?
It's probably how to basic
"there must have been a festival and nobody chewed"
😂
Omg nasty
Coachella be like
My respects to this guy, he deserves to get paid alot of money to retire early and live a good life. God bless you and my respects to you From Pilsen Chicago
Friends: What does your father do?
Me: He's a diver. His nickname is Winnie.
"I feel like an astronaut in the ocean"
watchu know about rollin down in the poo when ur brian goes numb u can go that mental freese
"To go where no man's ever been before"
Hi
Ocean of poo
oh god not this fucking song again
The corn thing cracked me up, “everyone went to a festival and forgot to chew.”
someone should let him know most of corn can't be digested in the stomach
@@heaventohades He was joking.
@@heaventohades yes^^ I’m sure him of all fucking people would know
That was a corny joke
@@czrdotlopa8140 that joke shucks
Strange how this was recommended to me while I'm letting out the burger king from last night 🤨🤨
"One time I was poo diving in Bendigo and I found this glowing cube... then I was bit on my little sausage by a witchity grub... not my best day."
The real people who deserve to be millionaires with tax breaks are these guys.
And they certainly could be If they properly invested their money. Perhaps an apartment complex small 4 unit to start out with.
Many millionaires were once working jobs of course
Bill gates literally invented windows
And many of them inherited their millions. Doesn't matter either way when they do nothing now and get special treatment. And to clarify, I don't think rich people deserve nothing, some worked hard but that still doesn't mean they should get special treatment when they already get to live in mansions, control the government, go on exotic vacations, pay their way out of legal issues, gift their kids luxury cars and throw them expensive parties and buy the designer clothes that were made in sweat shops by children and most likely the materials weren't gotten vis fair trade. They get to have private chefs and maids and nannies and no real responsibility for anything a d those are just the famous actors and singers who work hard on occasion but still don't go through actual shit at the risk of their health. That in itself is enough privilege, tax breaks are just unfair. Teachers and child care workers, elderly attendants, fire fighters and other people risking their lives like sanitation workers or morgue workers and biohazard waste cleaners are looked down on for their jobs bit without them we'd all be screwed. I'm not saying the rich are evil and bad people that deserve nothing but other people deserve it too and often more. I can do without a basketball/football player but I can't deal without plumbing and farmers.
@@isabellejimenez1881
Whats the point of having millions if you can't spend and work all the time?
But in the world in General, I think a lot of millionairs get rich because of corruption and crime. Look at Russia, China, any African country or Mexiko with the cartels. Laundering Money do some banks like HSBC. And yeah, Dick Cheney is a criminal war monger, too. Look at Halliburton in Iraq for example.
"It's really peaceful" - Man swimming in poo
I'm crying hahaha
as long as you play Clair de Lune in the background.
Sounds funny as hell, but I can really imagine that walking around in anything in a fully sealed suit is pretty peaceful. Even shit.
subh1 Yo the track in the video is actually Erik Satie’s Gymnopedie
I wish it was the same for people who do this in our country. They get no protection whatsoever for this, and approx. 1200 manual scavengers have died in last year alone despite the supreme court’s orders that have banned manual scavenging without proper gear. I hope vice covers it.
"the whole pondage system was just a flood with corn. We think there must've been a festival and nobody chewed." 😂
I farted while watching this and had a 4D movie experience
“I know everything about poo”
*laughs in 9 years old*
*Pewdiepie Starts a Poo Review*
don't mind me, i'm just sitting here watching all these people disrespecting the workers who make their life easier.
I dont see anyone disrespecting him
Cosplay Garage no ones is disrespectful
@@igertlee8790 making jokes about how his kids must have it hard at school knowing their father's occupation sounds pretty disrespectful in my opinion.
Cosplay Garage Not really no, it’s called a joke for a reason.
@@HiroIndo16 I agree with you bud. He has my respect.
me: just one more video before I go to bed
me at 3:00 am
Why did it looked like a minion on the thumbnail lol.
Dad: What do you want to be when you're older son?
Son: a poo diver.
Dad:
Dad: You misspelled pool son!
Dad: goes to the shop to get some milk
Dad: drive carefully
420 likes on 4/20
Dad:BOI
"Jackson, there's a breach in your suit. I'm sorry."
"It's fine, leave me! Save yourself. It's too late for me but not for you."
Anon Anon what’s that from
Whats this from?
I respect this kind of jobs, they're necessary even though we don't feel it, same for those who work in water treatment facilities
Can we all say a prayer of thanks that we have people like this in our lives?
wife: john the toilet is clogged again
husband: ugh let me get my suit
Here before 1k likes
@Thor God of Thunder yes i agree plus what u gon do about loki?
@Thor God of Thunder Bruh i was finna type that but i saw your comment.
@@shronk6088 still waiting?
😆
imagine the oxgyen tank stop working while he is diving in poo.
Rest In Poo
doesn't work like that. commercial divers get there air from the surface (surface supplied). the bottle is just for an emergency ( bad gas, snapped umbilical etc.) bailout to return safe to surface.
@@MBarram *ahem* joke *ahem*
@Ohana Ross-Roberts It was.
@Ohana Ross-Roberts it was a hypothetical situation
Ohana Ross-Roberts the first part was the beginning, the second part was the punchline
First off of I was his daughters or son and said he was gonna do a live interview I wouldn't care what ppl at school thought about whaty dad does for a living cuse he is working hard and doing it to support us his children and give us the great life he is able to because of that job.
Perfect timing, i was just about to eat.
honestly, what a nice and humble guy. He said “I really do enjoy my job, I’m pretty lucky.” He seems like a guy you would always want to hang out with.
Emerald Skyi i wouldn’t....he would stink like poop
@@claireburton6588 atleast he gets a high income
NCAT and probably a high chance of aids
Do you know what AIDS is?
What would we talk about? Corn?
Holyshit , please give this man a medal of honors
it's not an easy job
*Victoria cross
@@terminallumbago1167 what
@@GBIceTheGod medal of honor is an american medal
Idk man, the Medal of Honor goes to people who put their lives in a situation where they knew they would die for others
@@AyeAnon Exactly
they do all hard work to make our lives comfortable, they deserve our respect.
Respect for doing it. I really hope the pay is good because they really deserve it
I used to do the same job. It isn't as bad as people think. Without us the whole society would be fucked. Think about that.
Is it good pay? I'd do it
Pietje without people like you society would be in the shit literally lol
@@henryg3313 You're joking right?
India has a caste to do same got thousands of years and they untouchables but they don't have such suits but bare naked body where they die usually on daily basis no one cares. Eyes go blind for them. Cessation from economics society education everything. But no one talks about it.
@@PimpinWitch in India there is a caste for thousands of years for this and they have disgust but no respect. They are untouchables.
When i saw the title i laughed because i thought poo was supposed to be pool and when i watched the video i felt sorry for the guy
Me too xd
Same
Same
Me too hahahahaha
SAME i swear and what is the point of this job
In case anyone was curious, the fire in the background is a result of the treatment plant burning off excess methane from the sewage. It would be unsafe to release pure methane into the atmosphere, as it is very toxic and bad for the environment; the carbon dioxide produced from fire is a much better alternative.
I've personally been to the Werribee Treatment Plant before, which is how I know of this.
I just suddenly realized that I love my job. Respect for this guy!
Ur a poo diver too?
@@simplesimon8255 💀
Ain’t nothing to be ashamed of he’s earning his honest bread
I'd do this job even for just a year for the money and i wanna see how it's like lol
sick society.
"Humiliate yourself to earn our little sick game points that you have to get to live. Welcome to our sick monopoly game." - The Puppet Masters
@@thinginground5179 it’s not really though. Sanitation is important and while this job is filthy, it’s absolutely important and necessary. We have nothing but admiration and respect for what these men do.
@@emberducati9237 okay ember
@@thinginground5179you absolutely described how it is at many places, and I do guarantee that these divers are not paid nearly enough for their work.
Mad respect to the plant treatment folks. Extremely valuable members of any community around the world.
They deserve to be paid six figures. Very high five figures JUST for being willing to do the job.
I was offered a job as a wastewater treatment plant operator. I watched a ton of these videos to build up the confidence to accept the position. In the end I just couldn’t go through with it. The people that do these jobs are on a next level, and I salute them.
bro I searched for memes and this video came up not sure why but I clicked on it until 1:40 that song started playing and I realized why this came up with the meme search just thought I'd add that here lol
Fr, I searched 'poop factory'
His face expression tells everything when he said he enjoys his work.
me: trying to sleep at 2am
UA-cam: Meet profesional poo diver!!
Lol, same!!!
dragon boating same
it’s literally 2am for me rn
2;42😅🤣
So true...
Everybody do this man a favor and stop eating at Taco Bell and chipotle.
Bre there’s not a lot of taco bells or chipotles in Australia
Shitpotle
There’s none of that here, only red rooster. Lmao
Chipotle doesn’t make u shit Taco Bell does because their meet is fake
Cake Bros I bet their greet is fake too 😳
"There must have been a festival and nobody chewed🙂"
Lmao i love this guy
It’s all fun and games till you’re going in and your suit starts to fill up
Someone needs to tell Daily Dose Of Internet About this guy
Blue Bannet bruh I love daily dose of internet! He is so underrated
ilias benhaddou *over
jw gamer *said nobody ever*
Ichigo Kurosaki i said it dipshit
@@JWGamer_YT24 Nice pun i see what u did there
This is probably one of the most important jobs ever. Imagine your house being flooded with shit if this guy didn't do his job properly...
Retired Police officers: we'll when I first started the job I was like a hungry wolf, I always wanted to get into sh*t and be a badass. But when I became older I realized that the job was not about getting into sh*t but protecting the community. I took that to heart and had an amazing last few years as a police officer, I retired happily.
Poo workers: meh, pathetic.
This is by far the most funniest title on UA-cam 🤣🤣
Honestly that guy is at the peak of not being racist. He went through every type of poo. Asian, African, European, American and Oceanian. He dives into it without thinking of the owner.
#startpoopdiving2020
mattxnewb no 🚫👎🏽😂😂
😂😂
Nice pfp look at mine
Wow. I am amazed that stupidity reached all the way to shitville.
The Coronavirus is giving us all the weird UA-cam recommendations.
😂😂😂
Yes
I watched the Your Mom's House episode where they reviewed the guy swimming in his septic tank and then this pops up the next day
Charles Yun ong
Him: I do really enjoy my job
Me: Nearly vomits when I go near even a piece of dog poo.
Brendan making new friend be like:
Person: Hi! What job do you do?
Brendan: *About that...*