Booty Hawk | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
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- Опубліковано 2 лис 2020
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Producer: Nick Davis
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Associate Producer: Riley Mau
/ riguythecameraguy - Комедії
Be good to yourself, you deserve it.
bit.ly/theo-von
Love from Florence, South Carolina.
Hell yeah
Gang Gang
Can't help but have a huge smile on my face when Riley told his first kiss story. Seemed super genuine and wholesome. And Theo is a great listener. Big brother vibes.
Riley Mau is all that's left pure in this world
He’s starting to get a little fame and the women are noticing
@@lukem3487 next the bag.
Same!
Riley gets his 1st Kiss is the purest thing I will hear today. Godspeed Riley Gang gang ✊🏽 onward
Isn’t he like 22?
@@RichardCookerly not everyone’s a delinquent like us.
@@RichardCookerly yeah, he's a little late
@@RichardCookerly hahahaahah! you know them religios folk are late bloomers
Out here stealing hearts like a true Eagle Scout
"no matter who wins this election, know this... i'm 48 hours off pornography, and i believe adult asthma is a choice" LMAO
He saw Greg Hardy with his adult asthma at the last UFC event....I hope he expands on that thought in the future lol.
gang shit
Nothing but hot facts 👋🔥
bro i went down in the comment section, and as I began reading your comment he was saying it, words for words as I was reading it. First time this happen to me, wanted to share my amazing story with you, we are bro for life by now.
Man hasn't lied yet
Why do I feel like Riley is our collective son lol I was so proud of him for his first kiss
@👁 you're obviously tobasco
Thats my boy 🥺✊🏻🤙🏼🇺🇲
He’s such a sweet boy.
Wow Riley Mau! Hahah that actually caught me COMPLETELY off guard - this explains a lot he's just young and shy let's give the kid a chance ♥️ congrats RILEY BOIII
I laughed SOOO HARD when Theo acknowledged Riley for the first time 55 minutes in 😂😂
😂😂😂
Absolutely died with laughter outta nowhere didn’t even know Riley was there lol
Totally!!! So out of the blue!!! I was like whaaaaaat???? He was there the whole time??? 😅😅😅
LMAO
LMAO I thought it was a soundboard at first
That finalle was FIRE! Riley turning into a stallion!
"The curtains match the drapes."
"But you don't have any hair!"
"Gaang gaaang" lmfao, theo I love you
@24:30
I bursted out laughing when I heard that surprisingly accurate
😂😂😂😂 that actually made me laugh out loud.
Curtains are drapes.
Lilly pad your hole damn head up! Lol
Riley Mau with that first kiss hittttaaaahh!!!!!
HELLL YEAH BOIII
Riley’s journey has begannnn bbyyy
Riley is a soldier for the Lord bruh!
Riley is in high spirits, good for you bruh.
I love seeing Theo when you can visibly see that he's in a good head space
i coulnt agree more myman
Same man, like last week’s with Jo Koy.
That one episode a few back was super down and I could tell theo was super down but good to see him in this head space again.
Somehow i feel better, when he feels better and thats too much pressure for our guy!
Yessss! It’s hard to watch those recent episodes where you can tell he’s just not in a good place because I just wanna give him a huge hug! He seemed to be doing better today (yesterday)
listened to this in the car. literally did not know riley was even there until the end. then he came through with that HITTER
I died when Theo called out the fact she was a red head
Psychic abilities right there
wouldnt it be funny if Theo had set the whole thing up with Riley's friend, so Riley could come out of his shell lol
“That Lance Armstrong” aka that one egg meal
It’s a great name for a breakfast menu
Uno Huevo
Lololol
Uno huevo 🥚 😅 Love it when he speaks Spanish
That Tom Green egg and ham Daddy
“I’m only about 48 hour off pornography at the moment. And I believe adult asthma is a choice “ 😂😭
Yeah no porn, but this bandana is totally acceptable, this is a demented human being feeling sorry for himself
This made me crack up and i don’t even know what he meant by it. Most off the wall statement I think I’ve ever heard but I feel like I learned something 😂
@@kpulley3 Im talking about him only feeling bad about porn and drugs because he tortures himself, but its only like a moral construct through religion and faith, but more deviant shit comes from the church, its more about his unwilllingness to grind and just work hard, he wants to make weird noises, he clearly beats off to gay porn because he shuts it down with weird words like devil and darkness but no one said dont be a pedo in a music video and dont wear this like "i touch kids bandana" the comment was for vets who know this dude is just a clown, wait he smoke dmt but cant have a ciggie? You seee rogan take anything but his a man who can snap into action, like maybe you suffer with depression because you know you chose that mullet?
kornandfoofighters Dude...it’s not that deep😂
I laughed so hard I think my neighbors heard me lmao
Seeing Riley genuinely happy and Theo hyping him up put a smile on my face
Theo looks like he runs an unlicensed dance exercise group out of his garage on Saturday mornings
I'm a member for two years now
Riley Mau is on the prowl
Riley Mau needs to work on his escalation game. One step at a time tho
@@jpk9902 don't you worry he'll be plowing that cranberry field in no time brother
Riley Mau 2032
He might be old enough then l9l
Riley is gonna start applying what he's read in the Dark Arts Kama Sutra before we know it
Theo talks to Riley mao like a super caring dad trying to get to know his daughter’s 16 year old boyfriend
I noticed that too
"Is she a redhead?" "I could feel it"
R u the jayrod?
Can't possibly be...
@@irvine_gray bet it is 😁
For real....😳 what was that??? Now it turns out he’s also a psychic?
Gotta give props to Riley Mao in this one, Theo is getting him to open up 😈👏 This episode as a whole was perfect and I just what I needed...GANG GANG
FQYEAAA RILEY MAO!!!!!!!!
By episode 400 we're gonna see Riley sitting there surrounded by ladies on his lap
hahahahahaha fully in them dark arts 😂
bruh hahahaha you guys kill me
I want to pet Riley
I wasn’t sure about this Riley kid at first but now he can hold a conversation at least now props on the first kiss lil bro
that moment when theo knew it was a red head, he already knew Riley’s fate.
lol talkin bout the adultry
He licked his lips and all the sighs lmao he knew he fucked up hahaha
hahaha
Them Dark Arts
"I believe adult asthma is a choice"
Im dying
from asthma i bet. onward.
@@Randellro111 🤣
shots fired at the adult asthma lobbyists.
I laughed so hard when he said that hahaha
So great lol
55:55 didn’t know Riley was there until an hour later
I laughed so hard at "was she a redhead" "uh...well .yea how'd you know_" Man I needed that laugh. It's all down hill from here... That gave me a piece of my soul back.
“I’m only about 48hrs off of pornography at the moment, and I believe adult asthma is a choice” Theo 2024 Gang Gang
Best comment
By episode 400 we're gonna see Riley sitting there surrounded by ladies on his lap
Ive listened to thousands of different podcasts and Riley Mao letting that first kiss HITTA drop at the end has to be some of the best content ever. You’re the man Theo.
“God can feel us caring.” I love that you said that Theo
Yo I just realized Theo and Riley can't even see each other.
hahahahahahaha
The fucking huge mac monitor is probably Riley's machine he bought specifically to avoid eye contact.
@@ThatWhichErodes haha!!
They are genius with their trolling
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
RIP Billy Conforto
Defund embankments
Get some rest Billy, we all miss you. Onward.
Long live Billiam Confronto
BILLY!
Gang
Theo showing signs of psychic abilities. How'd he know Rileys first kiss was a redhead ? Come awnnn dawg
Yes please!!! Someone ask him! How did he know? 🤯
"Cancer is the 9th reindeer" Theo . He is just to the point. LOL! Love Theo.
No wonder Riley’s been missing, he’s been out fornicating with ginger’s!
LMAO yea boy getting that light-haired hitter. Doing a little dance with the freckles daddy
He was kissing, but it sounds like he didn't go all the way
My boy a man of Christ. He’s pure.
Riley movin on up in the world
He’s so innocent and funny 😂😂
He looks different. Amazing.
This dude has balls for admitting he had his first kiss this past weekend on This Past Weekend. Theo get your mans some wo-mans!
I am so head over heels in love with this man that I can’t wait for the next thing he puts out ❤😊
@@catherinegilliam4202uhm......what?
“Either way, I gotta go to work.” Amen right there
Thanks for playing that song! It’s so good
Lmao why did I get a Colgate ad in Spanish? I usually brush my teeth in English 😂
Theo looks like Alvin and the Chipmunks came to life, but he got kicked out of the group and hit the streets
The original Theodore, gang.
Hahahahahahahahahshshaha
Damn why is that so accurate 😂😂
Riley made my day with this episode
I love how Riley is sat behind the monitor so he can't be seen by Theo lol
Theo is the most wholesome and self honest comedian in the game right now
I was a little surprised with my reaction to Riley story. There's something about the wholesomeness of right now and the brutal honesty of Theo that makes it work. I have to say I'm more surprised that everybody else in the comments was just a supportive and not hating on the kid.
I feel like Riley and Theo finally made a good on air connection and it made me so happy 😂
Theo, this is the right amount of "Reilly Ratio". gang gang.
Lol
Riley Mao that ginger ninja hitter baby GANG!
That moment we all realize Theo's Red Head guess was actually him scoping Riley's Gram
Why did that give me the chills.
Riley just got to Christian camp third base
Always loved me this Riley Mau feller. Love him even more now. Gang gang for that Theo Riley yin and yang.
“God can feel us caring”
Amen brother.
I wondered why Riley was talking SOOO MUCH then he come with the "First" story and I could not stop laughing! So sweet that it was only a kiss and not the rumpy pumpy 😂He makes me fell old and dirty 😂Hopefully Riley keeps this increase in personality up!
It was so cute to hear from Riley. Made me smile.
Im probaly the same age as Riley but I feel like a proud dad wtf. Gang Gang Riley Mauuuu
is she a red head? yeah.. how'd you know?
Theo looks into the distance...
just felt it man...
“They savages man, there savages a lot of these children without a tribe” dam that made me laugh so hard 😂😭💀 Theo the best
He is so pure. Can't help but to love this dude.
"and actually my friend just moved to texas... no he didn't actually my bad"
Rogan?
bruh i was dying
@@DANYALLAYNAD probably schaub
@@montueswedthursfri me too dude one of my favorite parts of the ep
Congratulations, Reilly. First kisses are always special.
I'm 10 minutes in and can already tell Theo is ON today!! 😂 Lance Armstrong, Vahl-canos... 😂😂
Theo’s reaction to everything Riley says is so funny to watch
Riley isn’t supposed to be a comedian co-host.
He is supposed to be the awkward sidekick, and he kills it! I love Riley Mau being on the show!!! 👍🏼
The entire episode I figured that Riley has been “let-go”. And that it must have just been a business decision for Theo.
Then at the last minute Theo brings Riley on!
And what a segment it was! 😂🤘🏼
YES!! Gang!
When you are so damn sick of hearing about the election drama so you just search "Theo Von" for some relief. LOL.
I could literally feel the anxiety leaving my body.
Get out and vote today! No more embankments! We’ve lost enough!
RIP Billy
defund ambankments!
People still vote?
Just voted!
"Either way I gotta go to work." Feel that.
"I've had a couple bavarian creams baby. Not talking about danughts baby, I'm talkin about a couple BIG girls in my life. Praise God" Never change Theo! 🤣🤣🤣
Love that we get to hear about Riley's whereabouts and such things, he's a sweet guy. Gang gang
"I knew a kid named Kyle with two Ys" That was genius.
Gotta ride that extra syllable!😂 that is actually my voicemail he is responding do during that. I’m Garrett. Lmao
Riley's answers are always succinct, with a more complex subject his story's are really effective. Get him to prepare subjects to discuss, you choose what. It would be cool I think
I gotta say Theo has been showing off his PSYCHIC abilities lately! Head on daddy! Gang gang! 103:40 🤘👏👏👏😂😂
"and you have mail." damn Riley Mau quick back with them hitters!
Riley was waiting patiently for Theo to ask how his weekend went!
Theo's response to the cancer call killed me 22:40
Cancer is that ninth reindeer, and she’s a gangster
"Its all downhill from here"
💀
57:59 When Theo gets so excited haha I love it
Theo's little talk at the end about living life really hit me. It seemed 100% from the heart. Thanks Theo
finally covered those cardboard shades. doesnt look like a crack house anymore.
"One thing about chilli's is they dont have a grill, they draw grill marks on the food & microwave it..." LMAO
I really enjoy that you listen to these calls. Some of them are funny, some are sweet and some are sad but over all its great that you do it. Love your podcast Theo 💞
Baby u got that hitter on ya damn 🍑
I respect this man for making Riley feel comfortable to open up. Having patience and to care for your fellow brother is what we're here for. It's all about building someone up not knocking them down. You give hope to the people who feel invisible, thinking their opinion doesn't matter.......You're a real one Theo. Mad respect homie. Gang Gang for life G!
“The carpet matches the drapes”
“but you don’t got any hair”
“gang gang”
Gang gang giggity giggity
"I don't want to not like people for their political views." sums up how I feel about this whole nightmare. I respect anyone and their beliefs, but it hurts to not get that same respect back. I'm just keeping my head down and spreading peace and love as best I can. Gang gang brother.
I love my fellow TPW fans. So relatable. I feel you dude in the basement. Times are rough and I literally came here to lift my spirits. There’s something about this guy that makes you feel comfortable to be yourself. Theo keep going please. We really have been waiting a long time for some one like you to create our safe place. Thank you 🙏
“It’ll probably be a wee- a month...could be a weeks.” Dude
57 minutes in we learn Riley Mao is drinking more than Theo. Also he's getting smooches like a Christian
Dang Riley gets his first kiss and his personality shows up! Keep it up Riley 😂🙌🏼
Love your show Theo. I found out yesterday that an old friend is having a tough time with this whole covidian situation. I told her about your show, that you cheer me up, (no matter what). I hope she checks your videos out because I know you'll help her feel better. 🙏🌹
i watch and love a lot of podcasts. but theo, you are doing the lords work here. you really connect with your fans and while ive never actually talked to you, you definitely have had a positive influence on me. i appreciate what youre doing. god bless ya.
That early morning hitter! Have a good week gaaang!
So nice to see Riley back. You have such a good heart, Theo. I like seeing you mature.in your work. Lucky indeed.
Theo you always crack me up, keep doing what ya doing, all love and more power to ya
I needed this clarity hitter , especially during the start of Civil War 2.0 today. Praise Gawd.
UPDATE: Look how much Riley opened up regarding that lip action. Imagine if he did get laid?
@👁 dont be blind to the possibility. I dont think s full blown one will happen but skirmishes
@👁 nope.
Isn’t is funny how jokes in comments work while watching a COMEDIAN on a COMEDY podcast?
Hopefully this podcast is one of two great things that happen today. 🙏
You are dearly loved Theo!! The joy you bring to this world has words only spelt with the oxyphbet!! Thank you!!!😂
Mad respect for you Theo. Love how you handle things politically. Not extreme one side or the other, just accepting. It's a relief when everyone feels like one side or the other is an enemy. We're sitting at 60+ million for Dem/Rep right now here in the good old US of A, and I'm already seeing our fellow countrymen fight and hate each other. It's nice to see someone who isn't attacking or judging and just accepting people. So few and far between are people like you, keep doing what you're doing brother.
He looks like “Garden Snake” Kai
Theo is so real on how people should feel about politics! It shouldn’t matter who you vote for, let’s all be friends!
Rielly... that silent hitter!
Love U Theo!! All the hope and laughs U share with everyone! The Best
The “oxyphabet” bit was a different level of brilliance.