All these Yanderes I see across UA-cam breaking and entering to my home are starting to feel like the Perry the Platypus to my Dr. Doofenschmirtz. Like, miss, please just let me give you a spare key. Stop busting down my doors - they're expensive to replace...
Exactly, please care for my wallet not my heart.. I have two part time jobs just to pay for my doors.. and get new locks each time when they aren’t damaged (that dang locksmith lawyer… always responsible for me meeting new yanderes) care for a cup of tea, nice to talk over financial problems with tea 🍵
"You were awake at the sleep check?" "I've been awake at every sleep check, hearing a number next to it made it clear you weren't going to make the first move."
Really adorable in this Demonyita. I heard this script before and it was a 2 parter of the night and the morning. So nice to hear them together. Another job well done
Tbh I wouldn't care if they knocked on my door at 3 am (cuz yk I'm a fucking night owl) personally I'd just say "you want cuddles alr get in, get comfy and sleep"
Every asmr yandere i have listened to have made me study them easy, i might save lives because of this. Studying how a yandere targets her prey, obsessive and all, would make me a detective to help those in danger
Her: why aren't you freaking out Me: because I've woken up to much worse Her: what could be worse then a stranger in your room Me: well there was the time that I woke up to a vulture picking at my face when I was left on a deserted island and then there were the times I got woken up by a wolf sniffing me and a bear dragging me those both were in Siberia where I got left for four years Her: oh my God who would leave you in such horrible areas Me: my parents
Sounds like they’re trying to turn them into an anime protagonist without one of them dying. I can already see the title. Abandoned by my parents, and now I’ve become the protagonist. Seriously!
I'm listening to it again and started laughing cause I forgot she's all like "You've activated my trap card" Know what I'm going to call it cuddle Force
Types of yandere asmr be like: 1)breaking in from windows,walls,doors,chimney,roof 2)being kidnapped by your yandere 3)when listener has that love at first sight case even tho they just met through the yan kidnapping or breaking in 4)sus furries
Step 1. Go to woods Step 2. Find wood Step 3. Become a wood worker Step 4. Make a wooden ring Step 5. Make it again Step 6. Move to Forrest for wood Step 7. Profit
Wonderful as always. Even though this yandere had her nature set upon, I still have acceptance of love. This asmr sounds so beautiful, as it’s amazing and magnificent. Keep it up And btw, congratulations on 8k subs from earlier ❤️🔥❤️🔥
Bit of a strange question persona, but do you have like one prime character you were based on? Just how does the whole "I'm future [player]" thing work in terms of prior to your existence? (Side note: I do agree with ya. I have been pretty curious about the questions for a while now and figure someone who is not me might know)
This makes me dream of a yandere gf ngl. Imagine that for once you don't have to chase women, don't have to explain them anything so they would understand you and you would get along well. She already knows perfectly well what you like and what you're into and already likes all those traits about you. No sweating over the idea that the girl you like is not gonna accept you because of some opinion you have on sth.
Her: but I'm scared it would happen Me: your not on top of me btw *eating cereal* Her: what..then wha- Me: my big pillow your on my big pillow.....cereal? It's caption crunch
Ultimate subject change: When at a family gathering and something awkward happens just simply wait for an awkward silence and say: Subject change, anybody?
"Can you stop poking me while I'm asleep? It's making me feel less sleep. Look, I know you're here for a reason. Your love for me is robust, and I'm not going to leave that easily." ~Ivan Vladimir Anderson
This gives me so much peace in my mind! Thank you❤! I was cycling in Arnhem (Netherlands) to watch some trains and while i impatiently waited for a train to show up, i listened to this wich calmed me down! Your video's always calm me down! Love them❤❤❤!
You're not exactly breaking in since my window screens just push out and are easily replaced to look as if nothing happened. no I'm not speaking from personal experience about locking myself out and pushing the screens in.
Ngl a yandere gf is a dream of mine (i might not be right in the head but hear me out) she would love you from the start, she would know a lot about what you love (and who you love) you wouldn't have to worry about her leaving you or cheating, she wouldn't use you for anything but love and even better she would do anything for you...after typing all of that out i think it ain't that weird wanting a yandere gf
I'm not even kidding if yanderes were real I'd easily fall in love with one, imagine having someone who's literally obsessed with you, I guess it's too good to be true
@@felypinho020 Best case scenario, you manage to cool down her obsessiveness and paranoia after you begin properly dating. Worst case, you end up living in a remote cabin in Canada (along with the hundreds of other yandre couples who chose the same plan)
*aaand got you. Wait you are not under the bed!* in that exact moment i would listen to the radio and make us some pancakes while she is looking for me 😅😊
"I thought you were sleeping." I was. "Why aren't you freaking out?" It's 4am, I refuse to be conscious for another 4 hours, minimum. "Are you really asking me to get in bed with you?" Well, I'm not coming out there.
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All these Yanderes I see across UA-cam breaking and entering to my home are starting to feel like the Perry the Platypus to my Dr. Doofenschmirtz. Like, miss, please just let me give you a spare key. Stop busting down my doors - they're expensive to replace...
Just use the force to open them or put them back 🧐
I love the ref you made.
Yuuna the Yandere!
I knew you would come into my house. Please follow me while I show you around.
Exactly, please care for my wallet not my heart.. I have two part time jobs just to pay for my doors.. and get new locks each time when they aren’t damaged (that dang locksmith lawyer… always responsible for me meeting new yanderes) care for a cup of tea, nice to talk over financial problems with tea 🍵
@Wey Sovietico would he have -inators though
"Ugh. Fine. I guess you are my little pogchamp. Come here."
Yesss
@@Jazper_IsSilly OH HEY TOGA HAGAGAGAHAHA STILL DONT KNOW UR SEXUALLITY EYY HAHAHAGA
@@Starlight_pls_love_me uhmmm both women and men are hot… I think I might be bisexual.
@@Jazper_IsSilly I am not attracted to pp thus meaning I am straight.
@@sorryforcallingyouanelonga1766 nice 👍
"and darlings scent"
*Adorable yandere noise*
Aaahhhh my heart can't take this much cuteness
Me: “Why are you in my house?!”
Her: “I want cuddles.”
Me: “Well then get in here already.”
- Lots of love from me and Wario
Wa
Wa
Wa
Wa
Wa
9:24 - "You just activated my trap card."
Not Just a Yandere, but a Yu-Gi-Oh player too 😏
1v1 rn
I PLACE LOVE AND AFFECTION IN ATTACK MODE!
WAA -Waluigi
Her: If you love me then say nothing and stay still
Me: Nothing
Her: Wait wha-
LMAO!
*Windows crash noises*
*Yangirl.exe has stopped wotking.*
@@OscarClewley-rx9pl*_rebooting....rebooting... rebooting completed_*
*_loading...loading...loading completed_*
I'd be totally on board with this. This is too sweet especially the thing with the "sleep check" it just melts me.
“Aren’t you freaking out?”
“Bro you interrupted me in my dream, and it was a really good one. Please leave.”
"You were awake at the sleep check?"
"I've been awake at every sleep check, hearing a number next to it made it clear you weren't going to make the first move."
Really adorable in this Demonyita. I heard this script before and it was a 2 parter of the night and the morning. So nice to hear them together. Another job well done
Thanks Jay!
Why do these women keep breaking in? If you want cuddles just knock on the door and ask I'll give you some.
Can't take any chances! :D
😂
Tbh I wouldn't care if they knocked on my door at 3 am (cuz yk I'm a fucking night owl) personally I'd just say "you want cuddles alr get in, get comfy and sleep"
That sounds kinda creepy lol
5:25,...god that voice and intonation.......instant melt.
Every asmr yandere i have listened to have made me study them easy, i might save lives because of this. Studying how a yandere targets her prey, obsessive and all, would make me a detective to help those in danger
If all these yanderes want just love and affection. Why didn't they just tell me, I would have made them a key!
Her: why aren't you freaking out
Me: because I've woken up to much worse
Her: what could be worse then a stranger in your room
Me: well there was the time that I woke up to a vulture picking at my face when I was left on a deserted island and then there were the times I got woken up by a wolf sniffing me and a bear dragging me those both were in Siberia where I got left for four years
Her: oh my God who would leave you in such horrible areas
Me: my parents
Oooof why are they taking you to so many "adventures" :(
@@Demonyita **whispers** they're trying to give him the slip 🤭🤧🙄
Hi iruma how's school
Nice reference
Sounds like they’re trying to turn them into an anime protagonist without one of them dying. I can already see the title.
Abandoned by my parents, and now I’ve become the protagonist. Seriously!
This one was super adorable. I'd love to hear more of her, and her darling.
Her: "I'm cold"
Me: *pulls into the bed* I'm lonely want cuddles and it'll warm you up
Her: *shocked*
Me: Ok love you nigh nigh
I'm listening to it again and started laughing cause I forgot she's all like "You've activated my trap card" Know what I'm going to call it cuddle Force
I'm gonna be honest, you write like my autistic twin brother and I'm all fucking for it 🤣
Types of yandere asmr be like:
1)breaking in from windows,walls,doors,chimney,roof
2)being kidnapped by your yandere
3)when listener has that love at first sight case even tho they just met through the yan kidnapping or breaking in
4)sus furries
Her.*breaking and entering
Me.*pulls into bed*
Like y'all got me wanting to be kidnapped by a yandere or a yandere breaking in
There is just some beautiful balance between dom and flustered yanderes, I love them ALL!
Of course knife loves her, how could knife ever not love her?
If one would hug knife, does it end up in invonluntary homicide 🤔?
@@louisrobitaille5810 if one hugs knife it's suicide if knife hugs one it's homicide
Some yandere would use knife for the wrong purpose knife should be careful which yandere he chooses to be with
Ive met your entire family(Spork is NOT ment to exist)
"I'd be able to win your heart by now if I started grooming you back then,"
Girly, you're about to catch a case 😀
😀
I’d let her honestly
@Alex_306 game is not game bro
BRUH LITWRALLY & THIS IS THE ONLY COMMENT IVE SEEM AB THAT
12:28
Yandere: (panicked)
Me- Breakfast is ready!😊
Plot twist: she has the memory loss thing and she's actually our wife
I found an error in your grammar. Did you mean: Amnesia?
@@ElijahBaker-w2c I don't know, I can't remember🤣🤣🤣🤣
The “you activated my trap card” made me bust out laughing
Yandere breaks into my apartment to give me cuddles and love?
How much does it cost for a wedding ring?
Cheapest ring would be $1,359
@@yk_Kyxo Good enough for me!
So like, what kinda ring we talking here? A designer ring or just. A ring
Cause heirlooms are a thing
Step 1. Go to woods
Step 2. Find wood
Step 3. Become a wood worker
Step 4. Make a wooden ring
Step 5. Make it again
Step 6. Move to Forrest for wood
Step 7. Profit
Wonderful as always. Even though this yandere had her nature set upon, I still have acceptance of love.
This asmr sounds so beautiful, as it’s amazing and magnificent. Keep it up
And btw, congratulations on 8k subs from earlier ❤️🔥❤️🔥
Thank you!!!
You are welcome as always, as you deserve much more. You’ll reach 10k subs in due time
❤️🔥❤️🔥
Bit of a strange question persona, but do you have like one prime character you were based on? Just how does the whole "I'm future [player]" thing work in terms of prior to your existence?
(Side note: I do agree with ya. I have been pretty curious about the questions for a while now and figure someone who is not me might know)
“ Psst Sleep check” well I’m not asleep anymore
Pot always loved his yanderes, not like he has anyone else to open up to...
awww
Spoon
Fork
Spork
Knife
Gold pan
Switchblade
Hammer
Table
Pot joined the party
@@guillaumejupiter1356 *insert super smash bros ultimate theme*
@@pot4449 Pot's intro trailer catchprase : *Pot is packing heat*
@@guillaumejupiter1356 Pot cooks up the competition
The name of the guy who made the script is fabulous 😂😂😂😂
A haiku about love. Ahem:
Its my dream come true
The love of my life joins me
Under my covers
The man, the myth, the legend!
This one turned out sooo nice 🔥😍
That was lovely 💕
@@incensestick4769 Many thanks my friend!
@@Demonyita Thank you for saying so 💗
@@incensestick4769 Nice Studio C ref 😝
Aw my yandere girl is so affectionate! 💕
HOLY HECK 5 BANGERS IN A ROW KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK
Me:why are you in my house?
Her: I want cuddles
*the world is yours piano plays*
"You activated my trap card."
"AH-HA! In response, I activate MY trap card - TRAP JAMMER!"
* jams it inside to create the illusion *
Saber: "And j-j-j-JAM IT IN!!!"
This makes me dream of a yandere gf ngl. Imagine that for once you don't have to chase women, don't have to explain them anything so they would understand you and you would get along well. She already knows perfectly well what you like and what you're into and already likes all those traits about you. No sweating over the idea that the girl you like is not gonna accept you because of some opinion you have on sth.
A few more decades and robots + AI will let you have ur own AI robot yandere gf
Bro if a girl broke into my house to CUDDLE sign me up bro for some reason yandere's are just such a I don't know but I love them
Oh a yandere breaks into my house.
Well then! Time to cuddle!
Script writer has a nice name lol
This helped me get a good night sleep, thanks!
Her: this is my 87th time being in your room.
Me: It's the fourth of January...
Is it really breaking in if I leave my window open for this express purpose?
Her: but I'm scared it would happen
Me: your not on top of me btw *eating cereal*
Her: what..then wha-
Me: my big pillow your on my big pillow.....cereal? It's caption crunch
@@raohki7412 caption crunch good I like the peanut butter and original one
finally i have found the perfect yandere audio
This is pretty interesting I've never actually seen a yandere video where the listener is okay with it
Sadly I’m a ghost which means I can’t be cuddled. Oh well I’ll use my ghostly and totally real powers to make an exception.
No one gonna talk bout the guys who made the script being called "inceststick"
“You can call me whatever you want”
Alright, Steve
"Isnt she ...... Always....🌍👨🚀🔫👨🚀"..🌟⭐🌠✨
World
Astronaut
Gun
Astronaut
Waga?? Waga ssss???
Always has been
Chainsaw man reference
Ultimate subject change:
When at a family gathering and something awkward happens just simply wait for an awkward silence and say:
Subject change, anybody?
"Can you stop poking me while I'm asleep? It's making me feel less sleep. Look, I know you're here for a reason. Your love for me is robust, and I'm not going to leave that easily."
~Ivan Vladimir Anderson
This gives me so much peace in my mind! Thank you❤! I was cycling in Arnhem (Netherlands) to watch some trains and while i impatiently waited for a train to show up, i listened to this wich calmed me down! Your video's always calm me down! Love them❤❤❤!
"How did you get through two inches of hardened steel?"
Her probably: would you believe me if I said instant transmission?
@@Jacksonthehedgehog9 maybe...
@@moparty4409 xD
I'd be shocked otherwise
Very cute yandere, and somehow wholesome. I would cuddle her for several hours.
"I know what it's like to be shy, but you shouldn't have waited so long to confess"
I'll adopt you!! I promise you I'll give you lots of treats and cuddles
yaaaaaay!
Awwww that was so cute
You didn't have to break in I would've happily let you in
Brrrrr this is what I needed
Spoil my innocence? Don't you worry, thats not possible. Never had it to begin with.
You're not exactly breaking in since my window screens just push out and are easily replaced to look as if nothing happened. no I'm not speaking from personal experience about locking myself out and pushing the screens in.
She said sleep check, I thought she said "jack" not check. That's my name. Scared me.
lmao XD
"Show me a good time, jack!"
"well if it isn't sussy Jack."
Couch loves all the Cuddles from her.
Couch cannot complain…. There is cuddles
There’s no way she could get in. I would’ve set Home Alone traps
If that's the case then you've probably also got a body to hide.
Very nice. Have a good day Demonyita
Pancakes 🥞
Bro tf is the name of the dude who made the script 💀💀
John asmr
Do you love me-
*my FN .57 with a full mag under my pillow*
"Nothing," said Jay as she lay still on her bed.
Ngl a yandere gf is a dream of mine (i might not be right in the head but hear me out) she would love you from the start, she would know a lot about what you love (and who you love) you wouldn't have to worry about her leaving you or cheating, she wouldn't use you for anything but love and even better she would do anything for you...after typing all of that out i think it ain't that weird wanting a yandere gf
A yandere breaks into my house for cuddles yes please
Great video👍
sooo sweet!
Damn, this script is incredibly popular with asmrtists apparently...
I'm not even kidding if yanderes were real I'd easily fall in love with one, imagine having someone who's literally obsessed with you, I guess it's too good to be true
Yeah there's the whole "I'll kill anyone who looks at you" thing but hey no one's perfect
@@felypinho020 Best case scenario, you manage to cool down her obsessiveness and paranoia after you begin properly dating. Worst case, you end up living in a remote cabin in Canada (along with the hundreds of other yandre couples who chose the same plan)
@@johnroach9026 My man, the worst case scenario is bloodshed. I don’t think I could love a violent Yandere.
I think I would've literally said "nothing"
*aaand got you. Wait you are not under the bed!* in that exact moment i would listen to the radio and make us some pancakes while she is looking for me 😅😊
Bro if you can hide from her 😜
This is too good! Got me feeling vulnerable af, need a bad girl to imprint and groom me fr fr ;-;
"Say nothing and stay still if you love me."
*Groans and rolls over in my sleep*
"I thought you were sleeping."
I was.
"Why aren't you freaking out?"
It's 4am, I refuse to be conscious for another 4 hours, minimum.
"Are you really asking me to get in bed with you?"
Well, I'm not coming out there.
Hug on you Demonyita VA, I Hope you had a good day take care of yourself 🤗
Great work Demonyita :)
you sound so fucking pretty i’m actually in love
Demonyita and her "darling" cuddling in the bed: 🫂
Me:🧍♀️ 🏃💨"AND HERE COMES THE A-TRAIN!!!"
You do know that A-Train doing that was a accident right?
You certainly have the cutest laugh, darling.
I watch this script Around 3 times. I already remembered it. All of them lol
I honestly don't know what to think rn after hearing her say I could adopt her and that she could bark-
LOL XDDD
Cucumber Approved
Awe.. 🖤🖤
According to my calculations 87 times that year and it being posted november 19th means she was in his room every 4 days (3.6) on average
wait wait wait isnt that thumbnail carchter in a dude thats wholesome video ahem SHE CLEANS MY EARS THEN BETRAYS ME WOW
What if we're the same girl?! 😲
Welp I wasn't crazy. Thank god
Great audio
You are welcomed anytime🤗
A yandere breaks in for love and cuddles. Wonderful
Wait, she reads twilight?!
Well, nobody’s perfect at least she doesn’t read el James.
My stalker is actually kinda chill 😂
"Script: IncestStick"
Excuse me
She really thought she could hide a Yu-Gi-Oh reference in a asmr videp, AND GET AWAY WITH IT?!
dose that mean you love me
I JUST WANT SLEEp
3 weeks since I saw your first video, I'm still stuck to your channel :)
aw yay! im glad, don't leave!!
@@Demonyita I won't leave you ;)
Nice work
My mom caught me listening to this
Is it strange that I listen to these when I’m lonely cause I miss my gf?