Trueeee. The Yan side should be less is more, and only comes out when SHTF. Assuming you aren't a dumbass and have finally earned the Yandere's trust, an actual Yandere in practice would be drowning you in Dere to the point of beyond diabetes. Even the normal romantic 'cringe'-stuff that a tsundere will stomp you on your foot for = more Dere Dere points to the Yandere. This is what True Yandere is.
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I should probably be asleep at that premiere time but honestly this sounds like it’s worth staying up for If I had stuff to do tomorrow it wouldn’t be but I don’t
8:33 This is actually smart 😮. However it'd be even smarter if it just went to both names 🤷♂️. Idk how things work legally, like if you even can have things be owned by more than one person. If you can't, just make a company and have everything be owned by the company. That I'm sure works.
Thank you so much for this video I'm honestly embarrassed to say this but I'm scared of the dark when sleeping but your videos make me feel so safe while I'm cuddling with a pillow ^^
PLOT TWIST: everything's going EXACTLY AS PLANNED I knew the yandere would be crazy enough to kidnap me, so I left myself vulnerable ON PURPOSE. I've also been giving her tips on how to avoid the cops because it's too early for them to interfere and I need to gain the yandere's trust. When I asked to cuddle her and she accepted, I knew everything was in motion. Now that she left everything of hers to me in her will, all that's left to do is to KILL HER. Since she had previously kidnapped me and I'm still technically a missing person by then, it would be easy to claim self-defense ("She would have followed me and killed me and my family if I escaped. I had no choice but to kill her"). If asked about the will, I'll tell the cops I had no idea and that they're being ridiculous ("Seriously, what kind of idiot leaves everything to their kidnap victim in their will in case they die?") - of course, if the will was notarized, the notary would have to explain why a missing person was named in the yandere's will. - if I can't kill the yandere myself, I'd leave clues for the cops to find. That way, they'll come to rescue me and shoot the yandere in case she resists. Once that's done, I can cash in and get a non-felonious girlfriend to cuddle.
@@BryanGTheG no. I'm just laying out a plan to cash in on a yandere's stupidity. Like I said, only an idiot would leave everything to their kidnap victim in their will in the event of their death. Now the listener will have another reason to resist Stockholm syndrome. - even a non-felonious girlfriend telling me that she left everything to me in her will (before marriage) is a turn-off, since that demonstrates a serious lack of judgment on her part. If she's that serious about it, it would make sense for her to wait until after marriage. - it would also make sense to have escaping the psycho as a first priority. Killing that felon and then cashing in can wait (and exclusively in that order). You may not even need to kill her yourself if you get the cops involved, and the "cashing in" part is just a bonus you could live without. Even if the listener was perfectly willing to stay with the yandere forever, if she got her will notarized, the notary would find it odd that a missing man was named as the sole beneficiary. As far as s/he is concerned, the "one man I love" could already be dead - so why would someone leave everything they own to a missing person when there's no evidence proving that he's still alive? More importantly, if the yandere is absolutely certain she wants to leave everything to that person, then it's a huge red flag since she knows where he is while he's still considered missing. To sum it up, this yandere is adorable but nonetheless dumb and dangerous. If she was smart, she wouldn't have rushed to naming her victim in the will in the first place.
@@red_five3325 I read all that and while I agree with that and in my head, I analyze read world situations or potential situations in my head like that, it's kind of embarrassing that you wrote it all out. My guy, it makes you look like you have no b¡tches.
"Uh, sure. I won't mind cuddling with you though. Because, it feels good to have relax myself. Yes, I know I'm shy but that doesn't mean I'm scared to talk with people." ~Ivan Vladimir Anderson
8:13 If my gf was a yandere, I wouldn't want to go anywhere without her anyway. If we ever went outside together, I'd kind of want to be handcuffed to her just to make sure we don't get separated 😢. I'm sure it'd also reassure her to know I'm not planning on ever leaving her since I'd be the one offering to be restrained 😊. Basically if my gf was a yandere, I'd gladly become a reverse yandere in the sense that I'd take measures by myself to make sure I could never leave her to make sure she wouldn't worry or stress about me or at least I'd try to. After all, a happy yandere is a sane yandere 😝. P.S.: I'm only half-joking with this 😐. I just want a woman to love me so if this is what I have to do to be happily loved, I'll do it 🥺.
I really like this ASMR but what did she do to feed the listener, like I am so curious of that topic and I am going to be pulling my hair out trying to figure out what happened. Lime I assume she shoved a tube down his throat
![[VA]★Yandere Girl Kidnaps Shy Boy★F4M|Yandere|Obsessive|Possessive|Unwilling|Shy Listener|Comfort](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9DaiTbbiyCE/mqdefault.jpg)
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![Sleeping on yandere best friends lap as she praises you [Whispering] [Sleep aid] [ASMR] [F4A]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_JaFtS22mmQ/mqdefault.jpg)
![[VA] ★Your Yandere Wife Soothes You To Sleep★ F4M|Yandere|Sweet|Comfort|Kissing|Willing Listener](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/B1Nte8Frr_0/mqdefault.jpg)
![Yandere Girlfriend Shows Up at Your Door After You Missed Her Calls ASMR [F4M] [Obsessed] [Clingy]](/img/n.gif)
This is Yandere done right.
More often than not there’s too much “Yan” and not enough “Dere”, if you will, but this one finds a spectacular balance!
TOOO MUCH MARSH NOT ENOUGH MELLOW
@Haloguy3959MURICA HELL YEAH BRUDAAAAAAAAAA
Trueeee.
The Yan side should be less is more, and only comes out when SHTF.
Assuming you aren't a dumbass and have finally earned the Yandere's trust, an actual Yandere in practice would be drowning you in Dere to the point of beyond diabetes.
Even the normal romantic 'cringe'-stuff that a tsundere will stomp you on your foot for = more Dere Dere points to the Yandere.
This is what True Yandere is.
1:17
*She did it! She said the holy words!*
XD
you just made me remember being called that
HOLY WORDS
I'm gonna have to start putting your videos into a separate playlist they're that good.
ah that is such a wonderful and kind compliment ; w ;
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Ultra 4k hd hologram 📸🤨 what you mean by that.
Ong bro
I mistook you for OG YT comment section king Morgan Lemons
"gaining your trust, giving you cuddles and affirmations, keeping you tied up in my basement"
wait what was that last bit?
Thank you so much for filling my Patreon exclusive script and thank you so much for supporting my Patreon! You did a great job, keep up the great work!
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Knife enjoys being in her loving embrace!
you're cooked buddy. spoon would never be caught listening to ts
don't stab someone
This honestly makes me want to have a yandere girlfriend even more 😅😊
How cute. I find this asmr wonderful, and adorable
Yet another masterpiece by Fwufflepuff (my Nickname for you), and I really like the Willing Listener ASMR's; so, you get an immediate Like from me!~ ❤
haha I like the nickname~! it's cute! And yeah I do my best to find a nice balance for everyone!
Too busy building to cuddle, gotta understand the grind.
I should probably be asleep at that premiere time but honestly this sounds like it’s worth staying up for
If I had stuff to do tomorrow it wouldn’t be but I don’t
8:33 This is actually smart 😮. However it'd be even smarter if it just went to both names 🤷♂️. Idk how things work legally, like if you even can have things be owned by more than one person. If you can't, just make a company and have everything be owned by the company. That I'm sure works.
Thank you so much for this video
I'm honestly embarrassed to say this but I'm scared of the dark when sleeping but your videos make me feel so safe while I'm cuddling with a pillow ^^
I'm so glad they help! Don't be embarrassed, everyone is afraid of something! I hate really loud thunderstorms so I get it!
Aww, I absolutely love this :O💗💝💖 feels so cozy and warm :>
PLOT TWIST: everything's going EXACTLY AS PLANNED
I knew the yandere would be crazy enough to kidnap me, so I left myself vulnerable ON PURPOSE. I've also been giving her tips on how to avoid the cops because it's too early for them to interfere and I need to gain the yandere's trust. When I asked to cuddle her and she accepted, I knew everything was in motion.
Now that she left everything of hers to me in her will, all that's left to do is to KILL HER. Since she had previously kidnapped me and I'm still technically a missing person by then, it would be easy to claim self-defense ("She would have followed me and killed me and my family if I escaped. I had no choice but to kill her"). If asked about the will, I'll tell the cops I had no idea and that they're being ridiculous ("Seriously, what kind of idiot leaves everything to their kidnap victim in their will in case they die?")
- of course, if the will was notarized, the notary would have to explain why a missing person was named in the yandere's will.
- if I can't kill the yandere myself, I'd leave clues for the cops to find. That way, they'll come to rescue me and shoot the yandere in case she resists.
Once that's done, I can cash in and get a non-felonious girlfriend to cuddle.
Lack of female companions?
Defiency of XX chromosomed compadres?
@@BryanGTheG no. I'm just laying out a plan to cash in on a yandere's stupidity. Like I said, only an idiot would leave everything to their kidnap victim in their will in the event of their death. Now the listener will have another reason to resist Stockholm syndrome.
- even a non-felonious girlfriend telling me that she left everything to me in her will (before marriage) is a turn-off, since that demonstrates a serious lack of judgment on her part. If she's that serious about it, it would make sense for her to wait until after marriage.
- it would also make sense to have escaping the psycho as a first priority. Killing that felon and then cashing in can wait (and exclusively in that order). You may not even need to kill her yourself if you get the cops involved, and the "cashing in" part is just a bonus you could live without.
Even if the listener was perfectly willing to stay with the yandere forever, if she got her will notarized, the notary would find it odd that a missing man was named as the sole beneficiary. As far as s/he is concerned, the "one man I love" could already be dead - so why would someone leave everything they own to a missing person when there's no evidence proving that he's still alive? More importantly, if the yandere is absolutely certain she wants to leave everything to that person, then it's a huge red flag since she knows where he is while he's still considered missing.
To sum it up, this yandere is adorable but nonetheless dumb and dangerous. If she was smart, she wouldn't have rushed to naming her victim in the will in the first place.
@@gaddafiappreciator7319 lack of funny memes and pov's?
@@red_five3325 I read all that and while I agree with that and in my head, I analyze read world situations or potential situations in my head like that, it's kind of embarrassing that you wrote it all out. My guy, it makes you look like you have no b¡tches.
I seriously fall asleep hearing this 😴
Wow i didn't read the title completely and got shocked when you said you Locked me on the basement LMAO Great audio 🥰
"Uh, sure. I won't mind cuddling with you though. Because, it feels good to have relax myself. Yes, I know I'm shy but that doesn't mean I'm scared to talk with people."
~Ivan Vladimir Anderson
I WAS IN THE F*&*^^ BASEMANT WTF
It is what it is (how the f@ck do we get out).
dude if you like the basement so much doors open
I thought that said tsundere lmao, idk how I just brisked over the "tying you up in my basement" part
I'm so desperate to be loved, that at this point I'll take a Yandere 🥲🫂
But would you take her if she killed all of you're family first
@@shinobu12402 ...okay on second thought
@@Average_Ebirah_Enjoyer6604 tis but a downside maybe you'll get lucky and they wont do that
Can you please give your good neko boy some headpats?
Yay cuddles!
I wellcome you to a new episode of my life with a yandere
god you sound dominant and so cute but very dominant i love it .. id love to have a dom like that lolol . btw part 2 would be boss
Good soup!! 15/10!!
Thank you for this please keep making more yandere girlfriend content as I love yandere girls 🤗🤗❣️🤩🤩😍😍😘
8:13 If my gf was a yandere, I wouldn't want to go anywhere without her anyway. If we ever went outside together, I'd kind of want to be handcuffed to her just to make sure we don't get separated 😢. I'm sure it'd also reassure her to know I'm not planning on ever leaving her since I'd be the one offering to be restrained 😊. Basically if my gf was a yandere, I'd gladly become a reverse yandere in the sense that I'd take measures by myself to make sure I could never leave her to make sure she wouldn't worry or stress about me or at least I'd try to. After all, a happy yandere is a sane yandere 😝.
P.S.: I'm only half-joking with this 😐. I just want a woman to love me so if this is what I have to do to be happily loved, I'll do it 🥺.
your so......KAWAIIIII MARRY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Yes this is good, but also bad because kidnapping is illegal and you shouldn’t do it, but 11/10 because I would let her kidnapped me
Hello there.
General Kenobi
@@annahuhn1237 FUCK you beat me to it
After watching these videos I think about what happened for me to get here and feel ashamed of myself
I love this. I'm blushing so hard right now. Comment for the algorithm
Poggers
Approval of hell
Perfect life
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What’s better guys?, stock rocket launcher or black box in tf2?
depends on the person
@@thezombieaxolotl5006 stock my opinion
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I really like this ASMR but what did she do to feed the listener, like I am so curious of that topic and I am going to be pulling my hair out trying to figure out what happened.
Lime I assume she shoved a tube down his throat
A big, meaty, fleshy, hot tube 😉
i would say how but then hate myself afterward
Amogus
Why you have to make me a bashful stuttery blushy bunny mommy🙈
I just got flash banged from that background
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