The uncensored version is here: ua-cam.com/video/WnX6eZwGFkg/v-deo.html I started making these on a different platform which didn't allow swearing so had to bleep them, but UA-cam seems ok with it.
@@LivingForceIt will be a wise decision to have Quark get a bump over Worf. Envelopes full of gold pressed latinum this Quark guy is able to deliver every week despite having a feeble minded brother as a partner.
nah Captain Jellico was a decent captain he just had a totally different command style to Picard, neither the crew or Jellico got time to earn each other trust, specially riker who acted like asshole, riker: your not my real dad
@@sword4005 Jellico was more of a military officer than a Federation officer. He was brought on board to get the Enterprise battle-ready. To be completely honest the leadership of the Enterprise was lax and discipline was non-existent.
What about impulse control? Nothing’s been done about that. Man, Captain T. doesn’t play around like Picard. He tells you like it is. Imagine what he could do with a crew of Ferengis and Jem Hadar. A galactic crime syndicate.
"I don't wanna hear about the f**king economy either! I don't wanna hear it!!" Lord bless don't none of us wanna hear about that! You tell 'em Captain!
"You talked to Garak!!!! That's the dumbest thing you can do, except for making a deal with Quark, he owes me 40 bars of gold pressed latinum. Go get it for me, now!!!!" - Captain Soprano
I used AI to generate Majel Barrett’s computer voice for the “Tony Soprano” line. I think it helps that she’s speaking in a kind of monotone computer voice and it was a close enough match to the original line from the episode to make it usable. I tried the same process to get Tony to say “Captain’s log” but the results weren’t as good so I took a real clip of him saying “captains” from the show and spliced in the word “log” from the AI result to make it work. Tony does say “log” on the show when Melfi asks him to keep a record of his progress in therapy but I couldn’t use it as the cadence wasn’t right.
@@emlowzyou sir are a genius, this is the funnest thing I’ve watched in years, rolling around the floor laughing. Just thinking about it makes me wet my pants 😂
The uncensored version is here: ua-cam.com/video/WnX6eZwGFkg/v-deo.html
I started making these on a different platform which didn't allow swearing so had to bleep them, but UA-cam seems ok with it.
He discovered warp drive, is what he did! And on this ship, Zephram Cochrane is a hero, end of story!
Cochrane for sure frequented the Bing.
On Cardassia Prime, a lotta people are not-a so appy for Cochrane... I ate the Orth.
@@Elcore Gul Dukat... whatever happened there
@@HaonProductionsWHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?
@@jonathanc.gillespie4897 The Dominion.
"Captain? Of what, the good ship lollipop ?"
aHHHH you beat me to it! 😭😭🤣🤣
What's funny is riker actually says this line in the first season!
I love that scene: “what’s the armament on the lollipop?” 😂
@@emlowz I'm literally sitting here giggling remembering it
@emlowz i SHIT you not, this episode is on Pluto TV right now. 😄
The Venn diagram of people who appreciate both Sopranos and TNG consists solely of those with excellent taste. Well done.
I only know TNG but these are so well done that I enjoy them anyway.
You're a captain when I say you're a captain!
And I’m gonna turn my VISOR on so I don’t miss it!
@@mikeg2491 Are you stunad?
That Alien Blundetto
I can't even say his name
Phasered 2 Klingons without any provocation whatsoever!
Computer make me a gabagool
What, no fucking ziti?
What about impulse control. 😂 I'm dying here
I was on the floor 😂
Gary Cooper had impulse control alright.
My nephew...He never had the makings of a Starship Captain.
Small hands, that was his problem
Oh, sonofabit**!
Coulda made admiral but he was too busy chasin skirt
Dude I want a full 6 seasons of this and I want it now
Awesome! Imagine him negotiating with Cardassians
Or Ferengi
New headcanon: Benjamin Sisko's first few cruises as a junior officer were under the command and tutelage of Captain Soprano.
"All I'm saying Beverly is that If the "C" in AIPAC stood for "Cardassian" they'd be calling it a military organization!"
@@tba113 Gul Dukat: "Whatever you say, COMMANDER Sisko"
Sisko: "Oh! I'm a captain now! You don't talk to me like that!"
@@binarystar300 Soprano: "You fired a torpedo at the Defiant, that's gotta be resolved!"
The most epic crossover in the history of television.
Impulse control, I died.
Ralph should have never made fun of Paulie for seeing flying saucers over East Rutherford.
Just when I thought I was out… they pull me back in
Borg tractor beam 🤣🤣🤣
"Your mate K'Ehleyr, whatever happened there."
"WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?!?!"
The phasing...
May Kahless rests her soul.
It's sad when they go young like that
@@bhleyg1337 WHEN THEY GO??!!! COME ON NOW HUH!
impulse control, genius
Dude as you wrote it I was LMAO!!!
Slowly drifts towards dangerous anomaly......
Can you believe that Sopranos is already a generation away? Premiered in 1999!
The last good year on this Earth
Lol they're in the warp core chopping up bodies and throwing them in.
No more of that. DNA...
We buried him in the middle of the solar system, overlooking Venus with meteorites all around.
This is the niche I never knew I needed in life
You’ve got to make more Star Trek: Sopranos!!!! That was hilarious!
I love that Tony doesn't care that the federation economy doesn't run on money
Dude, please never stop making these.
This is the funniest shit i have seen in a while. More please!
This makes me happier than words can express, two of the best series of all time, what a mix, thank you!
Oh! Worf's a captain now, you don't talk to him that way!
We need more of this!! This is spectacular 😆😆
These are my literal two favorite shows of all time. I can’t thank you enough for doing these 😂😅
Another Classic TNG episode I must have missed. I need to re-watch the whole show.
It befits Tony that he wouldn't even add the date to the Captain's Log LMAO
Omg I can watch this all day. All day!!!!!
Tony never had the makings of a varsity starship captain
Impulse control!! These are my new favorite videos
Dr. Melfi - Ship's Counselor
Paulie Walnuts - Klingon Chief of Security
Silvio Dante - First Officer
Bobby Bacala - Chief Engineer
What else?
Christopher Moltisanti - Helm
Junior’s sidekick in the nursing home plays Sulu
AJ - Worf's Son Alexander
Livia - Grand Nagus Zek
Furio - Data's brother Lore (mainly cos he looks like him kind of )
Artie Bucco - replicator
Vito-Chief engineering greaser
"USS Enterprise now under the command of Tony Soprano."
"nowgitthafuck outta here"
This...I never knew I needed this in my life.
This is the best one I've seen, I'm crying.
I like how you blended the scenes,like when the officers are converting with caption soprano, this is GOLD!
Your a true artist
"Sir, the economics of the 27th century are not based on a monetary ..."
"I don't want to hear about he ****ing economy!"
Quark's new silent partner, Worf owes Tony 40 boxes of Gold-Pressed Latinum
I love that meanwhile, the enterprise is about to be sucked into a dimensional rift and be destroyed.
That Lt. Worf is a bit of poseur if you ask me.
"My honor this, my pride that, you know. He hasn't been a true warrior that long"
You're not gonna believe this. He killed 16 Jem'Hadar singlehandedly. That guy was an interior decorator.
@@TheSuperhomosapien really?! His quarters look like shit!
@@TheSuperhomosapien really?! His living quarters looked like sh1t.
@@LivingForceIt will be a wise decision to have Quark get a bump over Worf. Envelopes full of gold pressed latinum this Quark guy is able to deliver every week despite having a feeble minded brother as a partner.
data's face after "where's the money?!" haha
pure gold :)
This is my new favorite show
This is amazing
loved this... when Tony dismisses them is truly hysterical! excellent idea... this was my first one
Thank you for making this😅😅😅
Captain Soprano is love, and life.
I bet Vito would make great use of the holodeck
He's got a complete set of those statues from planet Risa.
@@hansgrueber8169 😂😂😂
This is brilliant!
these are amaing. lol. keep em' comin'
Tony fits Star Wars better
Imagine him telling off Jabba 🤣🔥🥃
But he IS jabba
I don't think so. Tony works better here with a crew to boss around.
I sense dysentery in the ranks.
More please
This was so good!! HAHAH I miss the Sapranos!!! When tv was good and shows were base!!
so wonderful
Good one 👍
The Neutral Zone does continuing Star Trek episodes. Tony really needs to set up with them and do a full episode like this.
these videos made my day
Holy FUCK. This is amazing.
Federation??! They're a glorified crew!!!
Tony never had the makings of an Starfleet Athlete.
Your Uncle June had phaser beams shootin' out his eyes!
I may never watch anything other than your videos ever again
Well, he's better than Captain Jellico - Riker probably
nah Captain Jellico was a decent captain he just had a totally different command style to Picard, neither the crew or Jellico got time to earn each other trust, specially riker who acted like asshole, riker: your not my real dad
@@sword4005 It was a joke. I also think that Jellico was a good captain
@@gmgz lol my bad then
Jellico could be my captain anyday. Tony would be fun to see against the enemies 😂
@@sword4005 Jellico was more of a military officer than a Federation officer. He was brought on board to get the Enterprise battle-ready. To be completely honest the leadership of the Enterprise was lax and discipline was non-existent.
oh my god this is gold :D
It appears that the Captain has ordered that the food replicators will now only dispense gabagool
I'd honestly watch an entire series of these 2 shows combined haha
Love how Beverly walks off: f this shit, I'm done
Man im loveing the new captain of the enterprise
I love this, so hilarious.
The fact how Riker could be yelled at is just wow
It died on the vine...🤷♂🤷♂
I sent this to everyone that I know 😂😂😂❤❤❤
"Vito is a big fan of Gagh if you know what I mean. He gagh-gagh-gagh goes crazy for the stuff."
I don't know wtf I stumbled upon but I want to see more 😂
Amazing that Worf is the first one to object to the new management's encouragement of violence
Well done. :)
please make 6 seasons
What about impulse control? Nothing’s been done about that.
Man, Captain T. doesn’t play around like Picard. He tells you like it is. Imagine what he could do with a crew of Ferengis and Jem Hadar. A galactic crime syndicate.
Youse guys need to make more of these videos... You got dat?! Capisce?!
Sounds like the best scientology commercial ever lol
Tony as an Orion would have been perfect
Can you imagine, Tony Soprano a starfleet captain?
"I don't wanna hear about the f**king economy either! I don't wanna hear it!!"
Lord bless don't none of us wanna hear about that! You tell 'em Captain!
Talk about a "Criminal Enterprise" LOL
Captain’s log, I am trying to change my business profile, you know what I mean 😂
"You threw food at Riker, that's gotta be resolved!"
"Now get the fuck outta here!"
I'm dead 💀
Captain Tony Soprano: "Alright crew, first orduh of bizniss: Get da fuck outta here!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"You talked to Garak!!!! That's the dumbest thing you can do, except for making a deal with Quark, he owes me 40 bars of gold pressed latinum. Go get it for me, now!!!!" - Captain Soprano
How did you get Majel Barrett saying "Tony Soprano" and Tony saying "Captain's Log?"
I also would like to know this.
I used AI to generate Majel Barrett’s computer voice for the “Tony Soprano” line. I think it helps that she’s speaking in a kind of monotone computer voice and it was a close enough match to the original line from the episode to make it usable.
I tried the same process to get Tony to say “Captain’s log” but the results weren’t as good so I took a real clip of him saying “captains” from the show and spliced in the word “log” from the AI result to make it work. Tony does say “log” on the show when Melfi asks him to keep a record of his progress in therapy but I couldn’t use it as the cadence wasn’t right.
@@emlowzyou sir are a genius, this is the funnest thing I’ve watched in years, rolling around the floor laughing. Just thinking about it makes me wet my pants 😂
@@danieljohnson2005that cookie scene always makes me laugh. Tony would definitely be using Firefox.
"I'm like King Midas in reverse here. Everything I touch turns to shit."
This is why i pay to have internet. This is gold
I would totally watch a Star Trek show where the mafia took over and Tony Soprano’s descendant is Captain. Played by Gandolfini.
What about impulse control
Need one with Sean Connery as the captain
This is canon