A large part of gun crime in Poland is like that, because antique firearms can be bought without a license. Only school shooting in the country history looked like this. Guy walked in with a couple of black powder single shooters. He got tackled by the cleaning guy.
0:43 that had to make them laugh so hard when they filmed him waking up and immediately continuing to eat the Cheeto in his mouth. The lack of hesitation is great lol
I’ve had so many nightmares about #7 I literally ran around the house, screaming to everybody Where is the barrel to my Shotgun there are velociraptors outside!!!
What about #10? The grumpy old fart who hears a noise, gets up and grabs his trusty 1911 off the nightstand, goes out into the living room, caps the burglar in the forehead, then goes back to bed. The next morning he gets up and goes out, starts the backhoe, disposes of the trash, and then just goes about his day like nothing happened.
I turn lights on around the house in a way that cast shadows to give away the position of the badguy. My tool of protection varies from time to time but is always ready to go.
Askin for a friend, I’m a welder and work 7/12s often. If I’m a mix between meal team six, the coffee guy & the coma guy. What do I do 😂😂😂 just kidding a barely sleep and survive on nicotine and sex
I’m coma guy fr. I’ve cleared my whole house because of cats knocking down stuff in the alley, and raccoons fighting over cherries on the roof. Both times my wife had to wake me and both times she said if we were in real danger it would have been long over by the time she got me to wake up.
When the honey do racked his pistol I almost died of laughter…. It’s also 10pm and I woke my wife up…. She is not happy Edit: I also almost died when he dove on the pile of dirt… I have been relocated to the couch
>hear bumb in the night > *oh no* > oh wait, I was prepared > pull out spookbag > mfw I get to use my rights > “Alexa, Raid playlist” > “Alexa, cut off the lights” > know the way around my house by memory > strobe light rooms when I see an unfamiliar shadow > buckshot though center mass of fighting age unidentified male > mfw the profane gore of a fellow man is on the wall > joy
Number 10: me asleep and I hear someone breaking into the house..... Me: Alexa play home intruder song... Alexa: playing "the only thing they fear is you" Doom eternal Me: 😈😈😈😈😈😈
Id be more afraid of the musket then the ar knowing he has the confident to defend his home with a single shot thats takes forever to reload just strikes fear in me
“Alexa Home Intruder Playlist” 😂😂
“I’m so thrilled your here… do you feel that energy? Your hearts beating so fast, mine too” 😂
Makes me want to get Alexa now.
video game boss ahh dialogue
"Would you burgle me?
I'd burgle me.
I'd burgle me so hard."
Lmfaooo
@@warfighter6291 would you burgle me? I'd burgle me. I'd burgle me so hard.
If I was in the street and got robbed at flint lock point, I would die laughing
Top three for sure ❤😂
Quite literally if the robber lands a hit somehow
Especially if he yelled "stand and deliver!" first.
A large part of gun crime in Poland is like that, because antique firearms can be bought without a license.
Only school shooting in the country history looked like this.
Guy walked in with a couple of black powder single shooters. He got tackled by the cleaning guy.
@@player400_officialCleaning man is a absolute stud
0:43 that had to make them laugh so hard when they filmed him waking up and immediately continuing to eat the Cheeto in his mouth. The lack of hesitation is great lol
Meal Team Six is everywhere! #1 in every video! He's been telling us it's comin!!
Don’t forget the midnight pooper. That’s why I have a snubby revolver behind my toilet lol
For when you're the most scared person on the planet
@@jorgeenchiladakey board warrior
Had to once run from the toilet to get my rifle mid shit, now I take my pistol with me to the bathroom LOL
Oh, yes, the Michael Corleone special.
@@jorgeenchiladaI always hallucinate noises on my toilet at like 1 AM
Robber from #9: Dude, why are you hard?!
#9: Why AREN'T you hard?
😂😂
#4 i was expecting a bayonet charge but that challenge to a duel sent me 😂
I was expecting a cannon being lit at the top of the stairs. 😂
"Wait a minute, birds arnt real" got me
You forgot the "bursts out the door buck naked with a comically large suppressed pistol". You should have seen the look that deer gave me. 😂
Thankfully, no naked dude with an M9. 😂
So far no one has broken into my house🤷♂️
I played the role for that part, but UA-cam community standards wouldn't let them publish it.
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@@bradsimpson8724yes please
I’ve had so many nightmares about #7
I literally ran around the house, screaming to everybody Where is the barrel to my Shotgun there are velociraptors outside!!!
Clever girl...🦖
Hilarious! Only thing missing was the Fud pumping his 12 gauge 😂
Maybe I'm a Fudd because I'm 52,but the shotty stays ready, no warning for intruders
@@bluekoi455 As it should be.
12guage takes 1 shot to 'disable' an intruder. No fud about it
And for him to rack the slide to scare off intruders lol
@@sleepyhead9756Don’t forget the children in the bedroom behind the drywall.
“Bro has home field advantage”
-intruder
What about #10? The grumpy old fart who hears a noise, gets up and grabs his trusty 1911 off the nightstand, goes out into the living room, caps the burglar in the forehead, then goes back to bed.
The next morning he gets up and goes out, starts the backhoe, disposes of the trash, and then just goes about his day like nothing happened.
Lol
Don't forget about the 1911 jamming
Does he get surprised by the body cause he forgot it even happened?😂
@@carabiner9691911 doesnt jam
If you aren't leaving the property as soon as Goodbye Horses by Q Lazarus starts playing then you probably need the warm welcome.
yall forgot the "wall full of guns but is to scared to do anything" lol
The only thing that would have made number nine better is the anxious thinking in the mirror wondering if you'll be good enough😂
We need an 'Adventures of Meal Team 6' dedicated series 👍👍😂
I'd watch him just go around town from hardware stores to gas stations and drive thrus. Would be hilarious
Rewatching because this is too hilarious.
Please bring these types of videos back gents. 🙏
"I'm thrilled you're here.... yea, I should treat myself" lol
The last one got me dead 💀 😂 thanks for making my day guys
"im so thrilled you're here..." this is not gonna end well for one of us is it?
I cant tell you how many times I’ve been the “bump in the night” guy. That’s definitely me 😂
Number 4: If there's no cannon I would be disappointed.
There was no cannon.
32 pounder, no less!
"Your coat is blue but it shall soon be red" is such a hard line.
"I OWN A MUSKET FOR HOME DEFENSE, JUST AS THE FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED"
Alexa, What the devil?
Announces: Tally ho, lads!
Hey that “before my coffee guy” you know it’s crazy if someone does that, so you better run lol
“Your coat is blue but it shall shoon be red” 🤣🤣🤣
So glad he incuded the “i grabbed my powedered wig” meme
Don't forget the Cory Kenshin: rack a shotgun and bellow "EVERYBODY UP! WE HAVE AN INTRUDER!"
The warm welcome violated those bullets
There being a 90s Dodge outside makes this even better
YOU TURNED ON MY PLAYLIST DAMMIT!! woke up my wife with "welcome to the jungle" 😂
You have to try stone cold crazy by queen. You’ll think the house is burning down or something. Turn it up loud and set it as an alarm. You’ll see.
SO cliché😅😅😅😅 Bodies- Drowning pool or Welcome To my house- Nubreed 😅
Then again... Mine's the Mikey mouse club theme song, & Barbie Girl😅😅 I like to screw with them😈
Goodbye horses had me cracking up way too much. Good job lads.
The “As you were” brings back memories
That law abiding citizen reference 😏
#9 would have nods and tell Alexa to turn off every light in the house.
#7 is why a revolver is a considerable choice in my opinion
I turn lights on around the house in a way that cast shadows to give away the position of the badguy. My tool of protection varies from time to time but is always ready to go.
The shot timer got me lol
The loyalty to the cheeto puffs get me every time!!! 😂🤣
Askin for a friend, I’m a welder and work 7/12s often. If I’m a mix between meal team six, the coffee guy & the coma guy. What do I do 😂😂😂 just kidding a barely sleep and survive on nicotine and sex
For those who wonder, the music for "home invader welcome" :
The song's title is "Goodbye horses" 😀
😂😂😂👍👍👍
How does a masterpiece like this have only 3100 likes? Great fuckin content!
And Atleast there was no nipple ring from silence of the lambs
I’m coma guy fr. I’ve cleared my whole house because of cats knocking down stuff in the alley, and raccoons fighting over cherries on the roof. Both times my wife had to wake me and both times she said if we were in real danger it would have been long over by the time she got me to wake up.
Robber: what happens now?
Camouflage guy: nothing. I'm neighborhood watch
10:58 god it set off my Alexa too
THE WARM WELCOME 🤪😭😭❤️ beautiful vid
I laughed my ass off at "Ready or not", lol!
Also, I pray to God that I'm not the coma guy.
These always between a chuckle. I'm somewhere between the first and last examples lmao. Good stuff gentlemen.
These always bring a chuckle*
"Wait a minute, birds aren't real".... and you got a sub for that..
My new favorite 🔫 channel
This is hilarious 🤣 great job 👏
You guys are my favorite gun creators 😂💯❤️
When the honey do racked his pistol I almost died of laughter…. It’s also 10pm and I woke my wife up…. She is not happy
Edit: I also almost died when he dove on the pile of dirt… I have been relocated to the couch
I laughed way too hard at this. Subbed. Good shit bro
Theirs two types of responses when getting a gun pointed at the dude trying to rob you but you beat him to the draw 😲🙌 …then theirs RIDGIE 🐶✨
Bro no wonder my face hurts in the morning! 😂
I lost it at The guy in drag LOL
The founding fathers one had me fr lmao
#9 would def be me. But the music would be "Careless Whispers".
Proud warm welcome here lol had a choice between my XDM Elite last or my Daniel nd I treated myself
>hear bumb in the night
> *oh no*
> oh wait, I was prepared
> pull out spookbag
> mfw I get to use my rights
> “Alexa, Raid playlist”
> “Alexa, cut off the lights”
> know the way around my house by memory
> strobe light rooms when I see an unfamiliar shadow
> buckshot though center mass of fighting age unidentified male
> mfw the profane gore of a fellow man is on the wall
> joy
The wig and the “intruder playlist” 🤣
One of the best videos on the channel
I'm definitely Coma Guy. I sleep so soundly. I've slept through thunderstorms with VERY close lightning and thunder and never heard a thing.
No security door? Someone like living life dangerously.
#7 when man pulled out the slide and said “where’s the rest” I lost my mind 😂
#10 The Wildcard. Me in boxers, helmet, with a flash, and a tomahawk.
Meal team six will always be my favorite!
Honestly I think if your house started playing the music from DOOM most home intruders would probably leave beflre the home owner saw them.
considering i work nights and sleep during the day, im a bump in the night, sentry and warm welcome guy all mixed lol. Loved the vid
@7:56 "Hey come on leave'm alone he doesn't know anything!"
Also at #9, I was expecting something heavy. I think this was a way better choice.
😂😂😂 "what the devil?!"
The law abiding citizen quote was perfect
neighborhood watch guy was me and my buddies as kids😅
Number 10: me asleep and I hear someone breaking into the house.....
Me: Alexa play home intruder song...
Alexa: playing "the only thing they fear is you"
Doom eternal
Me: 😈😈😈😈😈😈
Lmao the Cheetos and dew 🤣🤣🇺🇸💪 but then I died with the double drum mag hagahahaha
You and them got dam cheetos lmaoo
I really don't appreciate yall breaking into my house and filming me for your opening.
That might be the best one yet, and that's sayin' something!
The axe for meal team six is a great touch
This earned my subscription. Was that a ridgeback!?!??!?!
Good eye sure was!
I thought that was Charlie at the end! 😂
7:26 this is literally me in all my dreams where someone’s breaking in. That and confetti ammo
"Wait a minute. Birds aren't real." Yes!!
#9 "Would you intercept me? *licking lips* I'd intercept me"
meal team six is crazy hahaha
#10, the guy who watches HLC and whispers to the robber "would you intercept, I'd intercept me"
Nahhhh if I herd that snoring while I was in bed IM getting the 50cal high point also love the channel ❤
collecting the 5 gun parts like infinity stones, its the only way to go.
Wasnt expecting a ToyStory referrence😂
I usually just hear screams. When they stop i check if the bulldog is full
Don’t get scared when you hear I prevail by gasoline playing when you break into my house
Id be more afraid of the musket then the ar knowing he has the confident to defend his home with a single shot thats takes forever to reload just strikes fear in me
The third one got me lol
I alway enjoy these clips 😂!
Became a gun owner and now watch these type of videos to keep my inner child alive :D
If i heard goodbye horses i would be like fuck that it aint worth it
Last guys eyes should popped open just before he hears sound lol
As a true 4. And knowing most of you as the 9s you are. Were 9s in our own historical heads too