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  • An acupuncture sessions goes wrong when the needles the practitioners (Kristen Wiig, Aidy Bryant) inserted into the patient (Jason Sudeikis) start to issue blood. They attempt to keep him alive by having him drink his own blood. [Season 38, 2013]
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  • @EnzoTheBaker
    @EnzoTheBaker 2 роки тому +6332

    Props to Jason Sudeikis for allowing himself to lose so much blood for this skit. Not many actors would do this.

    • @CUStudioFilms
      @CUStudioFilms 2 роки тому +114

      Judging by your name, I'm sure you understand how precious loyalty is when you belong to an important organization. He knew this was a skit he couldn't refuse :)

    • @Amelia-xb2qu
      @Amelia-xb2qu 2 роки тому +120

      He is dedicated to his craft

    • @Amelia-xb2qu
      @Amelia-xb2qu 2 роки тому +132

      May he rest in peace

    • @Eepop_stuffs
      @Eepop_stuffs 2 роки тому +31

      True dedication😌

    • @Javier636
      @Javier636 2 роки тому +53

      Oh no Enzo!. You see, it was fake blood, the actor wasn't hurt at all, it was just a funny skit, it wasn't his own blood, relax.

  • @artorias9893
    @artorias9893 4 роки тому +6039

    “Yo who’s blood is this.” And “who the hell this Chinese dude.” Make me laugh so hard

    • @artorias9893
      @artorias9893 4 роки тому

      MoreDJ Bananas are you 7 wtf is your grammar and spelling

    • @Zinkoff.
      @Zinkoff. 4 роки тому +18

      @@artorias9893 I'm guessing English is not his or her first language. I interpreted it as, "I know, I laughed too when watching the UA-cam video."

    • @artorias9893
      @artorias9893 4 роки тому +1

      William Ellison ok

    • @thatstough5306
      @thatstough5306 4 роки тому +7

      Landon Klein your grammar isn’t too perfect either, it’s “whose blood is this,” not “who’s blood is this.”

    • @artorias9893
      @artorias9893 4 роки тому

      no ok I messed up on punctuation on one fucking word he messed up on an entire sentence no offense to moreDJ

  • @caitlinklein9608
    @caitlinklein9608 4 роки тому +6263

    Can we just appreciate that the doctor already had his bags packed?

    • @lukerosales5879
      @lukerosales5879 3 роки тому +133

      Should we be concerned that he has bags prepared incase of this exact situation? 🤣

    • @bruc3mdnaX
      @bruc3mdnaX 3 роки тому +102

      It’s like he knew that day was gonna come lol

    • @lukerosales5879
      @lukerosales5879 3 роки тому +51

      @@bruc3mdnaX either that or its happened to him more than once

    • @doomsdaydeathbyte54
      @doomsdaydeathbyte54 3 роки тому +7

      Agreed

    • @alainaleone5120
      @alainaleone5120 3 роки тому +26

      He knew it was just a matter of time before this happened

  • @andranikavetisyan1892
    @andranikavetisyan1892 3 роки тому +2159

    The color of the fake blood in this sketch was more realistic than the fake blood in many horror films.

    • @dougy_dawg
      @dougy_dawg 3 роки тому +40

      That’s what i thought too haha

    • @theonlyrealgina
      @theonlyrealgina Рік тому +32

      its always either neon orange or almost black

    • @jaredliew998
      @jaredliew998 Рік тому +13

      @@theonlyrealgina or pink, like the infamous 'syrup blood' from Saw 3D

    • @MsSavagechef
      @MsSavagechef Рік тому +2

      As real as Danny's Julia's blood was. Ooh, I remember my little dog...

    • @slendveny7191
      @slendveny7191 10 місяців тому +8

      It wasn't fake, they actually stabbed him repeatedly for this sketch.

  • @VRQuickDrawMcGraw
    @VRQuickDrawMcGraw 4 роки тому +8358

    "Yo wassup Blood" has to be the single best sentence Aidy has ever said 😆 She's so awesome

    • @Shwhse
      @Shwhse 4 роки тому +6

      Oof

    • @daisyh9155
      @daisyh9155 4 роки тому +45

      Durango 88 your using simp wrong lmao

    • @flamesablazed5890
      @flamesablazed5890 4 роки тому +11

      the odd one *you’re

    • @karenfromfinasse8430
      @karenfromfinasse8430 4 роки тому +32

      Except when she told Eddie Murphy to "get to God and thank him for this fat ass"

    • @JOEY-tu6hx
      @JOEY-tu6hx 3 роки тому +1

      Funniest line ever

  • @tanhatarannumlatif1551
    @tanhatarannumlatif1551 5 років тому +13611

    Supplier: How much fake blood do you need?
    SNL: Yes

  • @theevilascotcompany9255
    @theevilascotcompany9255 3 роки тому +1346

    This is like an episode of I Love Lucy directed by Quentin Tarantino.

  • @g-whizzard
    @g-whizzard 3 роки тому +931

    I remember after this sketch, Kristen and Aidy introduced the musical guest still covered in blood 😂

    • @CUStudioFilms
      @CUStudioFilms 2 роки тому +48

      Awesome. Like the twins in The Shining LOL

    • @garnet1918
      @garnet1918 Рік тому +5

      @@jdmagtibay LMAO 😭

  • @boltmarksman488
    @boltmarksman488 5 років тому +9924

    I can’t believe Jason actually got his back punctured and let them bleed him out and drink his own blood. The dedication that actors put into this.

    • @logoschoi2485
      @logoschoi2485 5 років тому +86

      The All Seeing Eyes Wooosh with a ‘h’?

    • @connormarshall6195
      @connormarshall6195 5 років тому +35

      Kelly 1234567890 really

    • @bella2948
      @bella2948 5 років тому +189

      The whole back thing was not even his, you get it right?

    • @connormarshall6195
      @connormarshall6195 5 років тому +428

      B ever heard of a joke. He was clearly joking

    • @bella2948
      @bella2948 5 років тому +48

      Connor Marshall Yeah just tryna make everything clear, you also know that was a TORSO right?

  • @aguyonyoutube4sure
    @aguyonyoutube4sure 4 роки тому +7289

    Guy at store: “So we have some fake bloo-“
    SNL: *”I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK”*

    • @justsomewoomywithamustache4481
      @justsomewoomywithamustache4481 4 роки тому +39

      I think you mean stoNk

    • @chiller5538
      @chiller5538 4 роки тому +9

      666 likes

    • @baalounette
      @baalounette 4 роки тому +9

      There is actually some ways to do it yourself with some commun products, look it up.

    • @noahblair3020
      @noahblair3020 3 роки тому +7

      Celestia_ Ludenbirb
      Stonk (noun)
      A replacement word for stock
      “I’ll take your entire stonk”
      Origin: celestia_lubenbirb

    • @jombi8
      @jombi8 3 роки тому +2

      That was obviously real

  • @micahbush5397
    @micahbush5397 4 роки тому +1836

    Well, at least his lower back pain will no longer be an issue.

    • @XGrantLorraineX
      @XGrantLorraineX 3 роки тому +35

      yeah because there's nothing left of it

    • @splat7926
      @splat7926 3 роки тому +5

      lower back and any blood cramps or any life also

    • @elseawyatt4825
      @elseawyatt4825 Рік тому +2

      Well that's one way to look at it 😂😂

  • @appaloosa3838
    @appaloosa3838 3 роки тому +466

    I am absolutely disgusted, but yet I can’t stop watching

    • @MsSonali1980
      @MsSonali1980 2 роки тому +9

      I was eating when i watched it, and got a strange stomach feeling..

  • @saldrummond5561
    @saldrummond5561 8 років тому +14606

    its moments like these where i applaud the cast members for being able to keep a straight face

    • @whateverdv
      @whateverdv 8 років тому +97

      +Sal Drummond Kristen came close t o cracking up a few times, especially near the end lmao

    • @HDdk100
      @HDdk100 8 років тому +101

      +Jeremiah Labor Especially when she got the 'blood' poured down her cleavage hahah 2:10

    • @abhishekjee919
      @abhishekjee919 5 років тому +22

      Aidy Bryant usually doesnt keep a straight face though.

    • @workhardforit
      @workhardforit 5 років тому +8

      LOL they barely managed XD

    • @WaterChleo
      @WaterChleo 5 років тому +12

      agreed! When they're completely in the zone it makes for spectacular comedy.

  • @j4ngh33
    @j4ngh33 4 роки тому +6144

    Woman: WHATS YOUR BLOOD TYPE?!
    Man: B Positive
    Woman: IM TRYING!

  • @proserpene5698
    @proserpene5698 3 роки тому +168

    “Close your eyes and take a nice sip of this ancient Chinese medicine water” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @joshuasulapas7668
    @joshuasulapas7668 3 роки тому +555

    "I'm gonna massage your back with this ancient Chinese shamawow" is so underrated 💀💀💀💀

  • @Zip0h3ight
    @Zip0h3ight 5 років тому +3778

    Imagine pitching this sketch. "You know the classic I Love Lucy chocolate factory scene? It's like that, except with blood"

    • @razzdazzler9196
      @razzdazzler9196 5 років тому +28

      That's exactly what I thought watching this lol

    • @clevelandcbi
      @clevelandcbi 5 років тому +17

      Imagine if Leslie Jones was in this. She'd be dead (Watch SNL Gift Wrap).

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 5 років тому +2

      That's exactly what that is.

    • @bigdawg1758
      @bigdawg1758 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah I loved that Lucy Ball episode. I h haven't watched SNL for 35 years becs Absolutely hilarious.

    • @anthonysnoeren8560
      @anthonysnoeren8560 4 роки тому +6

      OMG that's the first thing I thought about I Love Lucy LMFAO

  • @benjaminwilliams8030
    @benjaminwilliams8030 4 роки тому +3756

    “And now I’m going to massage your back with an ancient Chinese SHAMAWOW!”
    I’m DeAd

  • @TheCatBilbo
    @TheCatBilbo 3 роки тому +185

    Kristen catching blood in one hand was brilliant - totally pointless but very human! I did the same when someone had a bad nosebleed, like stopping the blood going on the floor was helping!

  • @hayleejent9706
    @hayleejent9706 3 роки тому +76

    Honestly, this is like my all time favorite SNL skit ever. I’ve watched it over and over again.

  • @Avolition_
    @Avolition_ 4 роки тому +3581

    Having fist acupuncture visit tomorrow and searched videos how its gonna go down.
    Thank you so much! Gonna call and cancel the appointment now.

    • @ZarkowsWorld
      @ZarkowsWorld 3 роки тому +78

      It means saving you some money, since it is just a placebo anyway.

    • @bloomp9676
      @bloomp9676 3 роки тому +126

      Zarkow it actually isn’t entirely placebo. While acupuncture isn’t a cure-all by any means, it’s good for tight muscles. This is from someone who was super skeptical

    • @ZarkowsWorld
      @ZarkowsWorld 3 роки тому +37

      @@bloomp9676 If we allow for that limited effect, acupuncture is sold in China as a way to cure anything from hair-loss, to infertility and cancer. There is a reason, as someone living over here in 15 years now, that I have a strong aversion towards it.

    • @bloomp9676
      @bloomp9676 3 роки тому +11

      Zarkow ah gotcha, that’s not right
      Edit: as in morally

    • @laurenm7929
      @laurenm7929 3 роки тому +1

      Aww omg that’s so awful

  • @AshrafAnam
    @AshrafAnam 8 років тому +5049

    cool street talk like what's up, blood?

    • @YetAnotherPianoWhore
      @YetAnotherPianoWhore 6 років тому +30

      Ashraf Anam But it is in UK except its "blud" xD

    • @athaliahgrunburg8574
      @athaliahgrunburg8574 6 років тому +16

      here in the uk that an actual thing

    • @aastylez40
      @aastylez40 5 років тому +39

      Matty Reymoor it's a gang thing in America

    • @Sky5
      @Sky5 5 років тому +1

      Nothin’ what about you blud?

    • @ech0labs
      @ech0labs 5 років тому +9

      it started with black slang in viet nam blood was like brother

  • @shaken_thesaurus2001
    @shaken_thesaurus2001 3 роки тому +74

    “It might sound like we’re going to Mexico” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @camdenrafftery3555
    @camdenrafftery3555 3 роки тому +98

    Kate McKinnon was like “screw this, I’m out!”

  • @clevelandcbi
    @clevelandcbi 5 років тому +2663

    3:47 "Everything is Gi-yood."
    That killed me.

    • @guardianwafflers33
      @guardianwafflers33 5 років тому +15

      clevelandcbi I love this part of the video!!!!

    • @Erika-313
      @Erika-313 5 років тому +5

      What does she say right after that, while she's still using the accent?

    • @clevelandcbi
      @clevelandcbi 5 років тому +5

      @@Erika-313 Laughing too hard to notice before. Couldn't tell now. No captions available and I tried it at every speed possible. Tried for 45 minutes. Maybe just trying to sound Chinese?

    • @asmrhearts2183
      @asmrhearts2183 5 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @clevelandcbi
      @clevelandcbi 5 років тому +1

      @Christall Kim You're right.

  • @davebryan8416
    @davebryan8416 9 років тому +7420

    I imagine at least one audience member was close to passing out from seeing all the blood

    • @Samuitsuki
      @Samuitsuki 8 років тому +220

      +Treasure Okwu While I'm not that squeamish, I would still have liked at warning.

    • @ifoundmyavalon
      @ifoundmyavalon 6 років тому +160

      I got dizzy watching it

    • @stephanieann6622
      @stephanieann6622 5 років тому +41

      I love blood so I don't got a problem with it lol

    • @johnfranklin4038
      @johnfranklin4038 5 років тому +47

      made me thirsty

    • @ThatWeirdoTyler
      @ThatWeirdoTyler 5 років тому +45

      I almost was sick, why would they not have a warning???

  • @mycuzruss
    @mycuzruss 2 роки тому +36

    Aidy spends here summers in Compton because her delivery with that “Wasup blood” line was accurate

  • @way2dead4u
    @way2dead4u 2 роки тому +25

    I used to be a scareactor at some haunted houses and can I just say the FX department did a great job! the entire mechanism was flawless and the color of blood was spot on. well done!

  • @karlurmeneta9613
    @karlurmeneta9613 4 роки тому +3349

    I bursted into laughing when krisen started to speak with Chinese accent

    • @henrythompson5224
      @henrythompson5224 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂

    • @evabailey3860
      @evabailey3860 4 роки тому +19

      Was is even Chinese though? Lol this is hilarious

    • @antonunltd3713
      @antonunltd3713 4 роки тому +6

      Yh what an amazing accent!

    • @briannabloom7503
      @briannabloom7503 3 роки тому +33

      @@evabailey3860 hahah nope it wasnt a chinese accent, but it was hilarious and i guess thats what matters! Kristen wiig did a fantastic job

    • @3adhalat504
      @3adhalat504 3 роки тому +3

      "bursted" nice choice of words lol

  • @stevenrodriguez1582
    @stevenrodriguez1582 5 років тому +1926

    This guy took way too many blood thinners 😂😂

    • @CheesePudding111
      @CheesePudding111 5 років тому +8

      Oh, yeahhhh

    • @jadedandbitter
      @jadedandbitter 4 роки тому +35

      Or was a hemophiliac with really high blood pressure, lol

    • @Daniela96Avila
      @Daniela96Avila 4 роки тому +2

      😆😆😆😆😆😆this comment had me crackin up, way too funny

    • @drblue2486
      @drblue2486 4 роки тому +3

      Severe Vitamin K deficiency

    • @boxmanchen5390
      @boxmanchen5390 4 роки тому +1

      It's fake guys but still.

  • @Madfattdeeb
    @Madfattdeeb 7 місяців тому +16

    "It might sound like we're going to Mexico, but we're not "😂😂😂

  • @vishwasshankar3929
    @vishwasshankar3929 4 роки тому +1218

    "Directed by Quentin tarantino"

  • @lafierechienne6921
    @lafierechienne6921 5 років тому +2036

    "It may sound like we're going to Mexico" 😂

  • @GillyAndMaeMae
    @GillyAndMaeMae 4 роки тому +724

    “Yo, wasup Blood”

    • @realbeautyness25
      @realbeautyness25 3 роки тому +3

      I started saying that at work to my co-workers 🙄 I noticed that I was FIRST TO BE FURLOWED 🤔

  • @newageoutlaw
    @newageoutlaw 4 місяці тому +3

    This is best described as "Lucy and Ethel work at the blood factory"

  • @cool-aquarian
    @cool-aquarian 8 місяців тому +6

    Jigsaw: I want to play a game.
    SNL: Game over.

  • @MollyPrewittWeasley
    @MollyPrewittWeasley 10 років тому +1297

    Kristen laughed at the blood going down her top.

    • @blakes5827
      @blakes5827 5 років тому +10

      Yeah, that was not my worst fap.

  • @aisosaihama
    @aisosaihama 7 років тому +5302

    Who let Tarantino direct an SNL skit?!

    • @hellofellas5661
      @hellofellas5661 7 років тому +3

      Aisosa Ihama Eric crin chungo ceno ITV ennio ursu HTC fuc tv fuc yen

    • @sumeyra4050
      @sumeyra4050 6 років тому +25

      You are "bloody" right 😂😂 ups who let tarantino direct my comment 🙊

    • @natnaeltesfaye1278
      @natnaeltesfaye1278 6 років тому

      Aisosa Ihama genius

    • @clbdyc
      @clbdyc 5 років тому +10

      Seen less blood in a slasher film.

    • @ohokaythen3471
      @ohokaythen3471 5 років тому +5

      Inglourious Acupuncture

  • @kunaldhawan5952
    @kunaldhawan5952 3 роки тому +13

    When Dr. Chang just excused himself out xD

  • @AtomicPunk23
    @AtomicPunk23 2 роки тому +11

    The balloon slayed me, both disgusting and hilarious 🤣🤢😂🤮

  • @nene90047R1
    @nene90047R1 4 роки тому +437

    Funny how Dr. Chan had his bags ready just in case shit get real. 😂

    • @mOoNsHiNeWiZaRd
      @mOoNsHiNeWiZaRd 3 роки тому +11

      He had a briefcase in CASE things went wrong

    • @kaorikarma
      @kaorikarma 2 роки тому

      You think there's an escape plan for every room....??

  • @abl2527
    @abl2527 7 років тому +447

    "It might sound like we're going to Mexico but it's not" IM DONE LMFAO

    • @starvisionsmgt
      @starvisionsmgt 5 років тому +2

      Lmao What does going to Mexico sound like?

    • @cherriblossom9401
      @cherriblossom9401 5 років тому +6

      @@starvisionsmgt it sound like this
      OH SHOOOT WE MESTED UP WE NEED TO FLY TO MEXICO CHANGE ARE ID,S AND START HIDEING FROM THE COPS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @gabos7892
    @gabos7892 3 місяці тому +4

    They took, "wassup blood" to a whole new level

  • @potatopotatopotato4901
    @potatopotatopotato4901 2 роки тому +6

    Idk why I lost my shit at Aidy mouthing "That was really bad, that was really bad" after Kristen's awful attempt at a Chinese accent (3:56)

  • @BARRBZZZ998
    @BARRBZZZ998 7 років тому +5116

    took me some time to realise the torso was fake

  • @clevelandcbi
    @clevelandcbi 5 років тому +873

    4:01 Ancient Chinese Shamma-wowww

  • @djsurferdude
    @djsurferdude 3 роки тому +15

    This is making me nauseous but I can’t stop laughing lol

  • @Nessa_Vanessa
    @Nessa_Vanessa 3 роки тому +20

    Man: " Bleeds to death!"
    Girls be like: Yeah were not gonna call 911 even tho he is gonna die!
    I'm dead!!!😂😂

  • @victoriahenley5896
    @victoriahenley5896 9 років тому +2496

    The bubble thing creeped me out

    • @cascade7345
      @cascade7345 5 років тому +17

      Victoria Henley I am scared for life

    • @MrAwawe
      @MrAwawe 5 років тому +52

      That was probably just a symtom of the prop back they used. The back was probably made of some very soft rubber which was filled with fake blood and then punctured. When they sealed the leaks the fake blood had no where to go so it inflated the prop.

    • @dorakonstantinovic7347
      @dorakonstantinovic7347 5 років тому

      Same here

    • @lindseybazille302
      @lindseybazille302 5 років тому +2

      Min soo Choi ohhh I was wondering what was happening😂

    • @loyxifengal2171
      @loyxifengal2171 5 років тому

      No fucking kidding lol

  • @katwoods2430
    @katwoods2430 5 років тому +892

    I think someone just found out what fake blood is and needed an excuse to use it.

    • @sahilagarwal7752
      @sahilagarwal7752 5 років тому +17

      who said the blood is fake!

    • @Pancak3sarec00l
      @Pancak3sarec00l 5 років тому +9

      Sahil Agarwal no one could live that long with that much blood coming out.

    • @sahilagarwal7752
      @sahilagarwal7752 5 років тому +18

      I know...I was just joking

    • @AJSeaAnemone
      @AJSeaAnemone 5 років тому +2

      @@Pancak3sarec00l Jason Sudeikis could.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 5 років тому +9

      SNL has sketches like that almost all the time. The most recent one was when James Franco was a gift wrapper who sliced the holy hell out of his finger. It got worse from there.

  • @eddietat95
    @eddietat95 2 роки тому +13

    Just imagine being in the alley dealing some drugs with your homies when all the sudden some guy's blood and a Chinese dude fall on top of you.

  • @russthicc
    @russthicc 3 роки тому +10

    Out of all SNL skits I’ve watched since quarantine started exactly this time of year last year, this is definitely the one I’ve laughed the most too, even choked myself and caughed💀

  • @cfoyy
    @cfoyy 5 років тому +1198

    For people saying there should have been a blood warning- The title is literally acupuncture gone wrong and the description says "start to issue blood" and "drink his own blood" so....

  • @fluffysugakookies9580
    @fluffysugakookies9580 5 років тому +669

    3:06 feeding him back his own blood because hes loosing blood💀💀💀

    • @arceuslordofcreation8824
      @arceuslordofcreation8824 4 роки тому +15

      That ain’t gonna help

    • @itz_candy487
      @itz_candy487 4 роки тому

      xD

    • @elessal
      @elessal 4 роки тому +2

      now that gives me an idea for a new human centipide

    • @Jack-sy8mr
      @Jack-sy8mr 4 роки тому +11

      Add “creative problem solving” to their resumes

    • @cascas9656
      @cascas9656 4 роки тому +1

      @@elessal ha to late I now I have a patent on this

  • @mattdad8429
    @mattdad8429 7 місяців тому +2

    This is like a demented, hellish, fever-dream Lucy and Ethel moment. Their reactions are so I Love Lucy. One of the best sketches in the show's history.

  • @fairfight9857
    @fairfight9857 3 роки тому +12

    Lmao when Kristen feeds Jason his own blood 😂

  • @Themarcumo
    @Themarcumo 4 роки тому +335

    The first time I saw this sketch, I seriously struggled to stop laughing. The prime example of an excellent comedy show.

  • @zuzu8188
    @zuzu8188 4 роки тому +365

    “ Ancient Chinese....... *sham-WOW* “ 😂

  • @iagreewithyou749
    @iagreewithyou749 2 роки тому +4

    "it might sound like we're going to Mexico but we're not"🤣👌🤣🤣😭🤣

  • @edwalgino1
    @edwalgino1 3 роки тому +17

    More than acupunture, he needed a tanning booth.

  • @johnnybadboy3475
    @johnnybadboy3475 5 років тому +297

    When his skin inflated, i died

  • @Scorch1028
    @Scorch1028 4 роки тому +664

    Did someone just yell: “Who’s blood is this?!” 😆

    • @ugliestart8265
      @ugliestart8265 4 роки тому +23

      noooo. they were just sayin whats up blood?! 😂🤣

    • @Psychlist1972
      @Psychlist1972 4 роки тому +6

      No. They yelled "Whose blood is this?!" :)

    • @peterfrancisco2315
      @peterfrancisco2315 4 роки тому +1

      Crip nigga yo wat up blood this blood gang nigga. Wat chu smoking nigga dis is is mother-fucking crip. There that sums up how all gang-fights Start.

    • @tesoroprecioso
      @tesoroprecioso 4 роки тому

      Scorch1028 I heard that

    • @tres8003
      @tres8003 3 роки тому +3

      Peter Francisco you got a pass bro?

  • @Marchking45
    @Marchking45 Місяць тому +1

    This skit has great re-watch ability and the sheer terror on Aidys face just adds it😭😭

  • @brianasalentine5799
    @brianasalentine5799 2 роки тому +4

    "I'm gonna massage your back with this ancient Chinese shamawow" is so underrated

  • @CrazyH0bag
    @CrazyH0bag 9 років тому +952

    I actually find this painful to watch, but I still laugh so hard.

    • @blakes5827
      @blakes5827 5 років тому +4

      I used an enema and chugged a beer before the sketch to keep it together.

    • @anju5124
      @anju5124 Рік тому +5

      Waiting for this comment. This skit was more horror for me than comedy! 😂

  • @ov5385
    @ov5385 8 років тому +601

    This skit is better than my depression meds.

    • @suelovescats
      @suelovescats 5 років тому +7

      Lmao .. my hubby was asleep and I almost lost it trying to giggle quietly .. 🤣

    • @cherahsBroll
      @cherahsBroll 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @Jsjeuducjejwjsif
      @Jsjeuducjejwjsif 5 років тому

      Your “depression” meds

    • @bananacat8612
      @bananacat8612 5 років тому +1

      This person made a joke that shouldn’t have come out since 2018

  • @OfficerLarryNMSE
    @OfficerLarryNMSE 3 роки тому +8

    I think that I'm laughing harder than the first time that I saw this sketch...
    I laughed so hard that I'm crying, I can't breathe and I had to watch it again and again just that I can see the entire episode with my eyes open...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @larissawilson2337
    @larissawilson2337 2 роки тому +4

    One of the truly hilarious, spit your drink out, wipe the tears away sketches.

  • @quatros1000
    @quatros1000 8 років тому +1945

    Yo what's up bloods?

  • @femmeaurora
    @femmeaurora 7 років тому +852

    My fave SNL ladies in one skit. This would never gets old. Thanks for the laugh!

  • @unagi7143
    @unagi7143 2 роки тому +7

    this makes me uncomfortable and light headed and nauseous but its so funny

  • @rodgerwoods4971
    @rodgerwoods4971 2 роки тому +9

    I dont care how many times I've watched this, it always gives me a great laugh 😂. Somehow I can see this actually happening...🤣

  • @matthewscott1091
    @matthewscott1091 4 роки тому +284

    *I feel like this would be a cruel but hilarious prank to play on someone who works at an acupuncture facility.* 🩸 😂

    • @brandihales4125
      @brandihales4125 3 роки тому +8

      They would be panpanicking so much but you would have to get someone else's help who also worked there

    • @doomsdaydeathbyte54
      @doomsdaydeathbyte54 3 роки тому +5

      Agreed indeed

    • @doomsdaydeathbyte54
      @doomsdaydeathbyte54 3 роки тому +5

      @@brandihales4125 True

    • @jage5256
      @jage5256 2 роки тому +1

      No don't. They would faint.lol

  • @asafupps
    @asafupps 5 років тому +906

    Why did it take me until the bubble popped to realize that was a fake back?! Lmao

    • @Pepilepsy
      @Pepilepsy 4 роки тому +63

      No it was really him bleeding obviously, because any human can lose that much blood and still be remotely conscious.

    • @Ixe2077
      @Ixe2077 4 роки тому +49

      @@Pepilepsy You suck at being sarcastic. Just don't.

    • @restinpeacekobe2411
      @restinpeacekobe2411 4 роки тому

      LMFAO

    • @Jabberwocky818
      @Jabberwocky818 4 роки тому +35

      @@Ixe2077 You suck at being a condescending douchebag. Just don't.

    • @toriwillson1747
      @toriwillson1747 4 роки тому +8

      Lol, I was wondering how they were doing it the whole time.....🤣

  • @Zouie
    @Zouie 3 роки тому +10

    "It might sound like were going to mexico".looooooooooooool

  • @ESCTom
    @ESCTom 2 роки тому +3

    omg my face is literally aching from laughing at this. so good 🤣

  • @TheRealPapaGamer
    @TheRealPapaGamer 7 років тому +334

    That was stressful to watch. Let's see if it still has the same effect after I view it again.

    • @brendonhavener
      @brendonhavener 5 років тому +11

      You know acupuncture is a great stress reliever, you should try it sometime.

    • @JoyFoolActs2035
      @JoyFoolActs2035 5 років тому +4

      Did it have the same effect?

    • @cherahsBroll
      @cherahsBroll 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @TheRealPapaGamer
      @TheRealPapaGamer 2 роки тому +2

      Viewed it again for posterity, same effect. 😅

  • @christianearlsabijon
    @christianearlsabijon 8 років тому +420

    "Yo wazzup Blood!" AHAHAHA

  • @jonajager635
    @jonajager635 2 роки тому +4

    This was great acting by everyone.

  • @nandikamukherjee6578
    @nandikamukherjee6578 3 роки тому +7

    fake blood store: so how much fake blood do you want?
    SNL: yes

  • @ElijahRuelas
    @ElijahRuelas 4 роки тому +107

    Seeing all the fake blood makes me queasy. 😂
    “Ancient SHAM-AH-WOW!” 😂😂😂

    • @jotucker700
      @jotucker700 3 роки тому +1

      I was ok til those flesh bubbles started bursting. Then I was done. Gag...

  • @maropap1354
    @maropap1354 4 роки тому +260

    Is no one gonna talk about how the blood missed Aidy's mouth by literally a fraction of an inch? 😂😂
    2:08

    • @ronclark9306
      @ronclark9306 3 роки тому +18

      The SNL writers are known for making last minute changes to see if they can make the cast members break character. I feel like at about that 2:08 point, the prop people got a little crazier with the blood than they had rehearsed, judging by the facial expressions. on Kristin and Aidy. I could be wrong, but that's my guess.

    • @rachelrachel9152
      @rachelrachel9152 2 роки тому

      @@ronclark9306 no i think they were probably trying to let it get into their mouths for the joke but at that same time they kinda didn't want to

  • @marypapak5759
    @marypapak5759 3 роки тому +5

    This has me laughing out loud every time I watch it!! Totally cracking up as all the blood is spurting everywhere, and they try to stop it!!😆😆😆

  • @Enzo_UwU212
    @Enzo_UwU212 2 роки тому +2

    Back during December, my cousin and i watched a ton of SNL. There were a bunch that stuck out, but I just remember us laughing hysterically for 5 minutes. It felt way longer than that though.

  • @bh1422
    @bh1422 4 роки тому +148

    "I think that's just cool street talk, like, 'Yo! What's up blood?" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @cassandrahavenor903
    @cassandrahavenor903 5 років тому +822

    I'm an acupuncturist and laughed sooooo hard to this!!
    It is NOTHING like this video though, don't let it keep you away! lol

    • @cassandrahavenor903
      @cassandrahavenor903 5 років тому +86

      @benny ballejos good thing acupuncturists use single use sterile needles that are regulated as medical devices

    • @evanzeis8632
      @evanzeis8632 5 років тому +26

      benny ballejos boi who said anything about used needles lol

    • @chadwickmacarthur4760
      @chadwickmacarthur4760 4 роки тому +19

      I was an EMT and that much blood loss would be lethal .. I mean. Well any one could pick up on that lol

    • @MassimoAngotzi
      @MassimoAngotzi 4 роки тому +1

      No, YOU did first, mr Benny PENDEJOS

    • @imjustlookingformydog896
      @imjustlookingformydog896 4 роки тому +10

      You mean it's nothing like the video because acupuncture doesnt actually do anything?

  • @avinnash076
    @avinnash076 2 роки тому +2

    That 'namaste' at the end....😂 🤣😂 🤣 Don't know about Jason but I'm definitely dead 😆 😂 🤣

  • @Dylan-Frost
    @Dylan-Frost 4 роки тому +65

    I have a feeling he bled out more than his actual body volume

  • @dranoopjain
    @dranoopjain 4 роки тому +634

    “Namaste” at the end 😂😂
    That’s a Hindu greeting in a supposedly Chinese clinic LMFAO

    • @lethaweapo1210
      @lethaweapo1210 4 роки тому +6

      who cares?

    • @annakuwaso5648
      @annakuwaso5648 4 роки тому +54

      @@lethaweapo1210 You care. Which is why you replied to the original comment.

    • @annakuwaso5648
      @annakuwaso5648 4 роки тому +42

      @@lethaweapo1210 1) That's racist. 2) You think censoring one letter is gonna do anything? Just curse if you're gonna curse, and don't if you're too wimpy. 3) You're not everyone, you can't speak for millions of people with you're selfish ideologies. 4) If you don't like Asians, why are you watching this skit? Or replying to comments?

    • @manasvisharma4990
      @manasvisharma4990 4 роки тому +24

      @@lethaweapo1210 Duuuuuude! Your racism is supposed to be internalised. So keep it in your trash as* brain.

    • @machinegunkellykapoor
      @machinegunkellykapoor 4 роки тому +6

      That's yt people for ya!

  • @orlaithl9782
    @orlaithl9782 5 років тому +398

    "THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK DAPHNIE"

    • @lamasu8060
      @lamasu8060 4 роки тому

      When does she say that?

  • @idamarie6701
    @idamarie6701 2 роки тому +3

    The way Kate McKinnon was panicking 😭

  • @davidrichardson4581
    @davidrichardson4581 3 роки тому +42

    if only he had eaten his flintstone vitamin gummies

  • @reginageorge8062
    @reginageorge8062 7 років тому +54

    I lost it when fred armisen took his bags n jump thru the window hahaha

  • @HaneulPink
    @HaneulPink 7 років тому +266

    watching this before my acupuncture appointment 😁😁

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 5 років тому +6

      So how'd it go? ☺

    • @cherahsBroll
      @cherahsBroll 5 років тому +1

      steven smith 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @TheHilo623
      @TheHilo623 5 років тому +1

      I came to this video after watching the SNL Acupuncture video so...

    • @etheangel2220
      @etheangel2220 5 років тому +3

      R.I.P.

    • @MaddyMcjagger
      @MaddyMcjagger 5 років тому +1

      Rest In Piece Black Heart

  • @abewewew
    @abewewew 3 роки тому +15

    When the third needle pricks you suddenly realise he's sitting under that table and it's just a dummy that is used instead of his back😂😂😂

    • @bumpasaurus487
      @bumpasaurus487 3 роки тому +2

      I realized as soon as I saw the towel over his neck for no reason, the strange angle of his head, and the overly muscular back.

  • @ToyMaggie13
    @ToyMaggie13 2 роки тому +6

    I didn’t know whether to puke or laugh! 😂

  • @mikrokoseok3183
    @mikrokoseok3183 5 років тому +432

    Its fake blood but i can't help but physically hurt when I see this

  • @donnachoi8778
    @donnachoi8778 5 років тому +207

    Ancient spiritual masking tape 😂

  • @dxrkerrxses
    @dxrkerrxses 3 роки тому +15

    "Here, just take a sip of this ancient Chinese medicine"
    *I burst into laughter hearing that one sentence*

  • @kimmorgan6363
    @kimmorgan6363 8 місяців тому +2

    I've never laughed so hard