Damien's thinking everyone's gonna be mad at him cutting bacon with a fish knife. Meanwhile Shayne's stirring his caramel with a knife, in a motherfucking teflon pan.
I was watching a Try Not to Laugh episode and my boyfriend walks in saying “I KNOW THAT GUY!” I’m like yeah it’s Noah! He’s like “NO he used to do stand up and things here at UCF and Orlando! I’ve met him a handful of times!” What are the odds? He’s one of my favorites in the Smosh group, too! What a small world 🥰
I like how Damien said we’d know which videos were filmed in a certain week because of the “swipe up” jokes, but the whole cast has just continued it for months
@@ghost-wl3pm “swipe up” on instagram stories, etc. is how you access a link. it’s an influencer buzzphrase like “press the bell,” “link in bio,” and so on. a while ago, damien started saying it as a joke, and in one video (I think a what are those?) he said we’d know what videos were filmed that week because he made that joke in every shoot. but it’s been a couple months and they’re still making the jokes - the whole cast now, not just damien
I know this is supposed to be an episode of hacking off. But it kind of felt like a bonus episode of ‘put it in my mouth’ which made me really happy. All we needed was food girl!
"I'm not sure how long caramel is supposed to cook" *turns away from pan* Somewhere a continent away, Ann Reardon feels a thousand sugar molecules screaming in pain as they carbonize
@@jessicaeurice3335 that’s exactly who and what I thought of when I saw that 😆 ..poor Ann. We unlearned in [ *that* kind of ] cooking are going to give her a stroke 🤦♀️ lol (I really hope not tho!)
As someone from Wisconsin, where corn is the “state grain,” I can confirm that caramel popcorn grows on caramel corn plants, and cheese popcorn grow on cheese corn plants (COWrn).
"Are you proud of us, UA-cam Grandfathers?" Somehow I hope Damien works that into a conversation with Rhett and Link someday. I also hope that there's video of their faces the moment that happens.
Ok Smosh... I feel like you listened to me lmao! I keep commenting I want more Shayne and Damien videos like this and honestly this is what my life needed right now!
@@Mikey-lr2oc well thanks for saying this because I thought I knew everything I needed to being vegetarian for 10+ years but I guess I found the one thing I never checked 😳
"The sound guy knows my secret" That's right Damien. But what you're not yet aware of is this: the sound guy knows all our secrets. He is the keeper of all secrets. We all trusted him at different points in our lives and because of that massive responsibility, he has taken on the weight of keeping them for us. The sound guy knows our secrets. The sound guy knows you.
The idea of Garette just standing there, freaking out everytime they move, is just so wonderfull. Like he is bountsong, not noing what to do with the energie. Also, can we get a cooking video with Rhette, Link (with knivis) and Garette. That would be so mutch caos😂
This episode has that "Their mom left so early that the 2 eldest brothers gathered shit in the kitchen to make breakfast before their youngest brother wakes up" vibes
I know this is an old video but now that we got the 10k during the last stream and we're getting a Shayne and Damien episode can we PLEASE get some more of this?! So so entertaining, awesome vid guys!
welcome back to another episode of "is this ingredient vegan?" - damien's vegan scallops edition mozzarella cheese - no marshmallows - no butter - no tofu - yes
Damien's thinking everyone's gonna be mad at him cutting bacon with a fish knife.
Meanwhile Shayne's stirring his caramel with a knife, in a motherfucking teflon pan.
My soul died inside🤦🏾♀️⚰️
That's some boy math right there
Noah is a great addition to this show, he described himself perfectly as the little brother
Right? I loved that so much
"yes, I wanna be in the video" was a great bit.
I think he might have been saying he’s literally, the youngest brother in his actual family, so in turn makes him gullible, but I might be wrong:)
@@holyduck0 yeah I was thinking he just meant literally too, that he is a little brother, but still both are fair lol
I was watching a Try Not to Laugh episode and my boyfriend walks in saying “I KNOW THAT GUY!” I’m like yeah it’s Noah! He’s like “NO he used to do stand up and things here at UCF and Orlando! I’ve met him a handful of times!”
What are the odds? He’s one of my favorites in the Smosh group, too! What a small world 🥰
Noah’s compliments to Shayne: “That’s a Pancake” “That’s Breakfast” 😭😹
@Smosh Pitt gtfo
@Smosh Pitt stfu
@Smosh Pitt yeah that sounds legit 😂
Don't forget " It looks the most like real food."
Noah calling himself the gullible younger brother is so cute
Hol up, lemme convince my brother to do some dumb shit real quick!
@@prasanthraonilapu8809 spoken like a true older sibling!
669 likes 😏 (sorry)
@@tickledtoffee lmaooooo
But so accurate 😂😂😂
Hacking Off: the show where food plots to kill us all because of Damien and Shayne
While low key giving ideas for Eat or Yeet it
wasn't expecting you here in this comment section :D
I think u mean pots instead of plots hahahahahaha I’m dead inside now ;-;
I keep replaying 4:51 I just can't get over it
Damien's aggression
Shayne's explosive laughter
Them IMMEDIATELY getting back into things
Comedy gold.
These two should have a legit cooking competition
I feel like this is so much more entertaining and less pretentious than that.
I love how Noah is basically immune to nasty food at this point after "put it in your mouth" . He's just a badass taster.
He’s eaten surstromming TWICE. Nothing can phase him anymore
Noah’s reactions were great.
“Mmmm, That’s a Pancake”
“Mmmm, That’s Breakfast”
Put it on a sticker I say!
Lol that’s why he was the host of Put It In My Mouth. Noah was always funny on that
@Akahana^quirk:red rock^p:kiri baku^C:?? No
@@TheMetalBeatle92 I miss that show :(
Is nobody gonna talk about the end with Damien?
"Sound guy knows my secret- what's my secret Greg? I just tooted" like I died laughing at this
This felt like a cross over with put it in my mouth and it was everything that I needed. Noah should've done his scale!
Noah describing food is my favorite thing and yes this is the crossover we all needed
Yes bring back the food critic
Damien slapping that marshmallow out of the air is one of my top 5 favorite damien moments
Shayne: “Woah marshmallows” Damien: “DONT YOU F***ING DARE!” 4:51
**yeets**
Best bit 🤣
There's nothing better in this world then Shane and Damian having a blast together on camera
This is as if Damien and Shayne were auditioning for Garrett's role in 'Eat it or Yeet it'... 🤣🤣🤣
I think they’d both get it lol
Noah is just a treasure of a person. Such a good boy.
Shayne: *wOaH mArShMaLlOws*
Damien: So you have chosen... *D E A T H*
Kim Jong-un?!?!
I’m such a big fan, can I get your autograph pls uwu
@@defibrillator5190 LMAO-
Damien at the end of the video: "Just boiling my bacon for safety" LOL
well they are under Mythical 😂😂😂
I like how Damien said we’d know which videos were filmed in a certain week because of the “swipe up” jokes, but the whole cast has just continued it for months
I thought that too
where did the "swipe up" thing come from? cuz i can't seem to remember them
@@ghost-wl3pm “swipe up” on instagram stories, etc. is how you access a link. it’s an influencer buzzphrase like “press the bell,” “link in bio,” and so on. a while ago, damien started saying it as a joke, and in one video (I think a what are those?) he said we’d know what videos were filmed that week because he made that joke in every shoot. but it’s been a couple months and they’re still making the jokes - the whole cast now, not just damien
@@mvwinf ohh thanks!
Just three brothers trying to cook and have fun
Damien is wearing his stripey shirt, all is right with the world.
Like a true Pretty Pretty E-boy!
Ngl you'll feel trippy if you keep focusing on his shirt.
I’m wearing my eboy shirt right now as well lol
@@seenodosoon Man that hurt my head fr😂
Only Damien would casually say “that’s gonna explode.”
Damien says chorn and me immediately thinking of Team Starkid and their show Firebringer
Chornnn 🤣🤣🤣
It wasn’t just me! Thank goodness!
I came lookin for yall
CHHHHHOOORRRRNNN
YES
The sheer delight of Shayne staring at his frito omelet thing and going "I made this :)"
So this is why Shayne lives off of protein powder and grape tomatoes.
"probably the worst failure ive had on this show, and i failed alot"
-shayne topp (2021)
I remembered the Coca-Cola and mentos accident 🤣
I know this is supposed to be an episode of hacking off. But it kind of felt like a bonus episode of ‘put it in my mouth’ which made me really happy. All we needed was food girl!
Shayne: "We're making caramel corn!"
Me who subscribes to How To Cook That: "uh-oh."
SAME
Somewhere across the earth Ann Reardon is quaking because this keeps happening.
"I'm not sure how long caramel is supposed to cook" *turns away from pan*
Somewhere a continent away, Ann Reardon feels a thousand sugar molecules screaming in pain as they carbonize
@@jessicaeurice3335 that’s exactly who and what I thought of when I saw that 😆
..poor Ann.
We unlearned in [ *that* kind of ] cooking are going to give her a stroke 🤦♀️ lol
(I really hope not tho!)
literally was about to comment “Ann Reardon would shake her head at this vid” lol
When Shayne said “Look at my BABYY” was so wholesome
i love noah’s hair!!
also “the sound guy knows my secret.. whats my secret greg? i just tooted.” FHSZGSVS i’m laughing so hard
The high pitched “it’s slaps” was perfect
Idk why but seeing Shayne happy at how his pancake and egg omelette turned out really really great, made me happy aww bless him! 😂😊
You two are perfect together and Noah is perfect with you two.. more of dis please..
noah being damien and shayne's youngest brother, SO WHOLESOME!!!
Was not expecting Damien to make a “cakes” joke.
AND DROPPED IT ON THE TABLE⚰️
As someone from Wisconsin, where corn is the “state grain,” I can confirm that caramel popcorn grows on caramel corn plants, and cheese popcorn grow on cheese corn plants (COWrn).
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WHENEVER DAMIEN SMILE, I SMIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
I AGREE
Their chaotic energy makes every show better! 🤣🤣🤣
I peed from laughter at the chosen sound effects for the eggs coming out of the bags. But gotta say the marshmallow slap was absolutely hilarious
" I don't know whats in anything, dude... but I'll put it in my mouth!" Shayne in a nutshell
"Are you proud of us, UA-cam Grandfathers?" Somehow I hope Damien works that into a conversation with Rhett and Link someday. I also hope that there's video of their faces the moment that happens.
lol I’d love to see that!
I love Rhett and Link as much as I love SMOSH 🧡💚💙💜🤍
I mean they do own smosh?
@@YNEA. Yes, I’m aware.
No one is talking about that sick Homestar Runner reference Damien made. Gj Damien.
2:21 ...gumble on down and dial 555-5555-85-5555-SENOR-MORT-GAGE... TODAY!
Shayne didn't fail with the popcorn, that's just a fake video, it was never gonna work
Yeah. That's not how you make caramel corn. That's how you make burnt caramel.
yes the corn wouldnt melt or something i dont know what shayne was thinking
I think it might have worked if you used werthers hard caramels…. Instead of the taffy y’know?
@@paigers2022 no, it doesn't matter what you start with. Those videos are literally just fake
True. You pour the carmel on the already popped corn.
Hacking Off: The show where we do things, but just a little wrong so it's in the budget
The friendship between Damien and Shayne is pretty much like the friendship between my best friend and me. I think that's why I love these videos
1:11
“Damien drank five Red Bulls before this”
“It was one! ...At a time!”
I just want to give an update that I quote this OFTEN. Forgot it even came from here.
Lol “I don’t know what anything is…but I’ll put it in my mouth” Shaynes life moto.
4:54 the HANG TIME on that was crazy😂😂😂
Whenever Damien wears that shirt, all I can think is he looks like pugsley aadams
this isn’t even the one he used to always wear; that one has Steamboat Willie on it, lmao. I assume this one came from the Pretty Pretty E-Boys stream
lmao
U need more likes
Now I can't unsee it xD
Lmao
Ok Smosh... I feel like you listened to me lmao! I keep commenting I want more Shayne and Damien videos like this and honestly this is what my life needed right now!
I've missed the Damien and Shayne show. Especially the hacking off ones as well!!
The pancake actually working shocked me more than any plot twist I’ve ever seen
I'm pretty sure an "Egg Hot Pocket" is an omelet.
Touche', I believe you are correct sir.
Why would say something so controversial, yet so brave?
Yeah
@@Specter7021 😂
HAHAHAA
It's two of my favorite Smosh shows in one! Hacking off and put it in my mouth!
Petition for Noah to join all future hacking-off shows, I love this trio! 🤍
He needs to be on the sidelines just talking about what he's thinking.
Please bring back this series at some point! Every episode is an absolute banger
GOD IVE MISSED HACKING OFF
THANK GOD ITS BACK
I NEEDED THIS
You sound like you are hacking off
yaaassss i have a tick where i have to do the call backs for common songs, thank you Damien, you are the realest :P
I like how Damien stole his shirt from the Pretty, Pretty Eboy video.
That “scallop” was absolutely yeeted into oblivion
Knowing that Damien is off of 5 Red Bull’s😭makes the video a lot funnier than it normally would
I love these two together
If any of y’all thought of the musical Firebringer from StarKids when Damien said Chorn, please let me know I wasn’t the only one. 😭😭
I definitely did
I also did hahahha
CHOOORRRRNNNNN
So happy im not the only one!
Duck is Looord
Shayne's reaction when his pancake came out... Priceless!
There's a reason why Garrett has to do the cooking on smosh 🤣
Shayne shouldve been stirring the popcorn... you leave caramel sitting still yeah its gonna burn😂😂
I'm pretty sure marshmallows aren't vegan, but y'know, we'll let it slide
If I'm correct marshmallows have pig gelatin in them which is not vegan
Mozzarella is definitely not vegan (not even vegetarian because it has rennet) so I don’t think that’s what they’re worried about lol
@@Mikey-lr2oc yea, I think every thing that he pretended to be a scallop wasn't vegan lmao
There are a couple of brands of vegan marshmallows, but certainly not all of them are
@@Mikey-lr2oc well thanks for saying this because I thought I knew everything I needed to being vegetarian for 10+ years but I guess I found the one thing I never checked 😳
This is just pure CHAOS and I LOVE IT.
"The sound guy knows my secret"
That's right Damien. But what you're not yet aware of is this: the sound guy knows all our secrets. He is the keeper of all secrets. We all trusted him at different points in our lives and because of that massive responsibility, he has taken on the weight of keeping them for us. The sound guy knows our secrets. The sound guy knows you.
"Uhmm Noah...Noah may I interest you in some bullshit?" The timing and the way he said it made me lmao!!!
I would love to see The Chosen cooking some stuff
The idea of Garette just standing there, freaking out everytime they move, is just so wonderfull. Like he is bountsong, not noing what to do with the energie.
Also, can we get a cooking video with Rhette, Link (with knivis) and Garette. That would be so mutch caos😂
love these pretty boys and this crazy show 💜
these three men are now my primary source of serotonin
I'm so proud of Noah. His tastebuds really improved a lot!
I just watched for the 20th time of all Hacking off videos and this one just came to the list!✨
This episode has that "Their mom left so early that the 2 eldest brothers gathered shit in the kitchen to make breakfast before their youngest brother wakes up" vibes
I know this is an old video but now that we got the 10k during the last stream and we're getting a Shayne and Damien episode can we PLEASE get some more of this?! So so entertaining, awesome vid guys!
I Found Smosh About 3 Days Ago ..And I Have Sunk Into The Rabbit Hole And I Cannot Get Out ...I Have Binged Smosh Content For 3 Days Straight ...
We've all been there
It’s a fun rabbit hole
Just watched all the old hacking off vids this is timed to perfection!
PSA: for your own health DO NOT heat up plastics, specially if not made for that.
Yeah... Cooking plastic isn't the best... 😅
I love these videos SO much! Damien and Shane together is always amazing, and adding Noah in was perfect!
Noah saying he’s the youngest brother made me access 10% more of my brain with how accurate it was
What a wonderful video. Thank you for doing where no mortal has dared before
This series is one of my favorites
I need more of this series!
“Im like unfortunately hungry” -Noah Grossman
I really miss these videos. They make me so happy!!!!
Shane and damien with a side of noah is my favorite combo
0:06 that noise is unpleasantly perfect 😭
"That's Just My Auxiliary Mozzarella..."
You guys need to bring this back!
Smosh must have a very good health insurance program for the cast to eat all these things
i need this show to come back i love it so much
Love when noah refers to him self as the youngest brother
@Smosh Pitt fuck off
Anything with Shayne and Damien works for me
I reeeeally wanna see more silent library
I seriously fucking love Damien, Noah and Shayne. I held off watching anything SMOSH in the early days just cause, well, I'm a idiot. They're amazing.
welcome back to another episode of "is this ingredient vegan?" - damien's vegan scallops edition
mozzarella cheese - no
marshmallows - no
butter - no
tofu - yes
Damien referencing “Señor Cardgage Mortgage” at 2:20 is what I needed in my life