r/Me_irl | memes you laugh at at 3am

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  • @mare_1456
    @mare_1456 4 роки тому +354

    Emkay: as a child i would turn on the TV just to feel less lonely
    Demons/Ghosts in his house: *sad monster noises*

    • @miauztrathekitty2676
      @miauztrathekitty2676 4 роки тому +9

      I don't ignore mah friends

    • @thatfallenchild
      @thatfallenchild 4 роки тому +9

      Me: I know you're there, my spiritual friendos
      Me: Come out, come out, wherever you are!
      Me: **pats side of couch** Come on, there's room for more.
      Demons/Ghosts: **happiness noises**

    • @Ah-tb9eg
      @Ah-tb9eg 4 роки тому +5

      I told my sister “close the door” and the wind shut the door she said “you control the spirits”

  • @axo2574
    @axo2574 4 роки тому +3871

    when life disappoints me...
    I watch EmKay

    • @JarredRat
      @JarredRat 4 роки тому +56

      when life disappoints me...
      i steal original formats from others

    • @JarredRat
      @JarredRat 4 роки тому +29

      •Hot_Cocoa• Life disappoints me when I see a gacha kid try to be funny

    • @shittypro2484
      @shittypro2484 4 роки тому +25

      @@JarredRat life disappoints me when i see roblox kid tried to be edgy

    • @JarredRat
      @JarredRat 4 роки тому +14

      Shitty pro life disappoint me when i see myself

    • @connor-sw1hl
      @connor-sw1hl 4 роки тому +15

      Life disappoints me when the replies on a comment are garbage

  • @BlueMaskGuy
    @BlueMaskGuy 4 роки тому +1049

    THE “Look at all those chickens!” VINE IS FUNNY BECAUSE THEY AREN’T CHICKENS
    *THEY’RE GEESE*

    • @kitten-toppedicecream5269
      @kitten-toppedicecream5269 4 роки тому +75

      I thought they were ducks. I’m blind.

    • @Chanceogal
      @Chanceogal 4 роки тому +45

      Well I thought they where seagulls
      I live in a beach town so that’s why

    • @focalpoint._
      @focalpoint._ 4 роки тому +40

      Really? I thought they were flamingos.

    • @sistamation8828
      @sistamation8828 4 роки тому +52

      Ah. I thought they were dragons :|

    • @_smugmaster_4553
      @_smugmaster_4553 4 роки тому +49

      Oh, I thought they were Sonic Capable Hedgehogs

  • @mufflr2101
    @mufflr2101 3 роки тому +231

    '' If I ever die and decompose, I want to be this beautiful ''
    Jack is an immortal confirmed

    • @tlouitas
      @tlouitas 2 роки тому +2

      I was just gonna say-

  • @johanvodder-stampes4188
    @johanvodder-stampes4188 4 роки тому +689

    "If i ever die and decompose i wanna look as pretty as this."

  • @ShadowSearcher31
    @ShadowSearcher31 4 роки тому +519

    Therapist: distorted Jack laugh doesn’t exist, it can’t hurt you
    Distorted jack laugh: 10:25

    • @prophecynewt2250
      @prophecynewt2250 4 роки тому +42

      Dolphin Jack

    • @Namerex
      @Namerex 4 роки тому +29

      Help me i cant stop replaying it

    • @liamguy7182
      @liamguy7182 3 роки тому +5

      I never noticed it

    • @liamguy7182
      @liamguy7182 3 роки тому +3

      @@Namerex CaN yOu ExPlAiN tHe JoKe

    • @graciouslump9695
      @graciouslump9695 3 роки тому +16

      its just liek HA - HA - hA huhuhuhuhuujhuhuhhu HA AHHAHAHAHHa

  • @alfyc6970
    @alfyc6970 4 роки тому +1714

    Notice how he’s Australian, and laughed most at that howtobasic joke. Hmmm. Interesting.

    • @user-uk1rz7dq7l
      @user-uk1rz7dq7l 4 роки тому +21

      something connect

    • @brumpet3132
      @brumpet3132 4 роки тому +16

      r/hmmm...

    • @Avetho
      @Avetho 4 роки тому +41

      Is howtobasic an Aussie? We figuring out the guy's identity boi-HOL UP. I just found out that he really is an Aussie and we know who he is. NVM I'm like 83 years behind the times, don't mind me, time traveler still catching up with society.

    • @ramengod7514
      @ramengod7514 4 роки тому +21

      Egg: **exists**
      HowToBasic: so you have chosen... D E A T H

    • @PearlieCake
      @PearlieCake 4 роки тому +3

      Lol 😂😂😂 maybe...just maybe

  • @matthewscavo8107
    @matthewscavo8107 3 роки тому +298

    “Our military sucks too” the military literally couldn’t fight off a bunch of Emus

    • @matthewwinkle7795
      @matthewwinkle7795 3 роки тому +11

      i saw that i toke 7 bullets to kill one emu same as a tank
      we should ride emus and give them laxidevs for a extra kick cheper too

    • @Lukkaboc
      @Lukkaboc 3 роки тому +12

      I saw an emu once. Just give it whatever it wants and beg for mercy.

    • @Zoomfay
      @Zoomfay 3 роки тому +6

      @@matthewwinkle7795 r/ihadastroke

    • @jerrylopez1810
      @jerrylopez1810 3 роки тому +5

      What if..Here Me Out..*THEY TRAINED THE EMUS*

    • @i_am_a_humannothing_suspic4963
      @i_am_a_humannothing_suspic4963 3 роки тому +4

      It was so disappointing we had to sing about it in 4th grade choir.

  • @webkarma9654
    @webkarma9654 4 роки тому +724

    Therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?
    Me: More Beers, Less Tears.
    Therapist: No

    • @Shining-Shiro
      @Shining-Shiro 3 роки тому +28

      Therapist: And what do we day when we feel like this?
      EmKay: Hey guys welcome back to my youtube channel!
      Therapist: No!

    • @mahismelodies3685
      @mahismelodies3685 3 роки тому +3

      @grownrocket 5801
      *yes*

    • @Berivokcs
      @Berivokcs 3 роки тому +13

      Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this?
      Me: I'm gonna yeet myself off a building!
      Therapist: *NO!*

    • @cheddar7777
      @cheddar7777 3 роки тому +2

      N O

    • @littlegraycat3752
      @littlegraycat3752 3 роки тому +13

      Therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?
      Me: More Espresso less Depresso
      Therapist: No

  • @captainsopaclash9669
    @captainsopaclash9669 4 роки тому +527

    Ken isn’t a psychopath , Barbie is cuz she is enforcing him every day of his life to spend all his time with her, and when he leaves her she shocks him to come back.

    • @yee861007
      @yee861007 4 роки тому +4

      Guido mista

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 роки тому +35

      They’re both psychopaths.

    • @yejikim3481
      @yejikim3481 4 роки тому +22

      he owns 52 mirrors. He's a psychopath, buddy.

    • @warriorofsli
      @warriorofsli 3 роки тому +30

      also 4368 dates with barbie, assuming one date per day, everyday = 11 years, 11 months and 11 days... every single day

    • @phillyp6969
      @phillyp6969 3 роки тому +5

      Oh god

  • @lisagaray123
    @lisagaray123 4 роки тому +646

    *"If* I ever die"
    Jack
    Jack is there something you're trying to tell us

  • @Hypertension565
    @Hypertension565 3 роки тому +97

    1:40 Murphy's law "the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer".

    • @mariamccormack6903
      @mariamccormack6903 3 роки тому +22

      I know you wanted this answer,so don't woosh me please...
      *Murphy's law is anything that can go wrong will go wrong*

    • @Hypertension565
      @Hypertension565 3 роки тому +11

      @@mariamccormack6903 FINALLY

    • @vioflame2.082
      @vioflame2.082 3 роки тому +3

      This is a masterpiece

    • @ciphergacha9100
      @ciphergacha9100 3 роки тому +1

      @@mariamccormack6903 you fell for it

    • @xunsuu
      @xunsuu 3 роки тому

      @@ciphergacha9100 dude it was intentional??? you missed it

  • @Ilikepats
    @Ilikepats 4 роки тому +263

    Emkay: Uploads
    Bots: *Its free real estate*

    • @jadekaay
      @jadekaay 4 роки тому +1

      I am not bot

    • @AF-bh5ol
      @AF-bh5ol 4 роки тому +3

      bots be like “wHoo0 Ssss beEeN a fAn Sincee (number) also look at my name (inset subbingforsub or some stupid crap)

    • @Reminiscence_Bacon
      @Reminiscence_Bacon 4 роки тому

      @Federal Bureau of Investigation I almost got Rick rolled, I was saved by an ad

    • @gone_blank
      @gone_blank 4 роки тому

      I got rickrolled. Really.

    • @dreams.5558
      @dreams.5558 4 роки тому

      @UnivocalBrake • 12 years ago I like getting rickroll'd

  • @CrimsonAuto
    @CrimsonAuto 4 роки тому +594

    Jack: Australien military sucks.
    Aliens: *Execute order 69*

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому +74

      Aliens know about the S*ex Number?? Oh man they're cooler than we thought

    • @totalmisplay.
      @totalmisplay. 4 роки тому +6

      Why was this made recently.

    • @squindle.
      @squindle. 4 роки тому +4

      EmKay yes

    • @ghastlygavin
      @ghastlygavin 4 роки тому +4

      O.O

    • @CharlieBoatZone
      @CharlieBoatZone 4 роки тому +11

      Australia literally lost a war against emus. EMUS. DISCOUNT OSTRICHES.

  • @anonymouscorruption2221
    @anonymouscorruption2221 4 роки тому +340

    Therapist: What do we say when we have impulses to jump of a bridge?
    Me: Yeet?
    Therapist: No.

  • @amilightwt492
    @amilightwt492 3 роки тому +425

    He's being loved by his left hand, don't worry.

    • @junkers5414
      @junkers5414 3 роки тому +3

      How do you know it's left?

    • @276З
      @276З 3 роки тому +5

      @@junkers5414 it’s like this 👌 but it’s showing the palm

    • @Ava_key_
      @Ava_key_ 3 роки тому +5

      Why are you the top comment

    • @amilightwt492
      @amilightwt492 3 роки тому +6

      @@Ava_key_ one word
      UA-cam

    • @Lelund305
      @Lelund305 3 роки тому +4

      @@amilightwt492 I mean true technically r/technicallythetruth

  • @mouseswithsaxes9277
    @mouseswithsaxes9277 4 роки тому +822

    "If I ever die and decompose, I want to look as pretty as this."
    ...if?

    • @kaysden
      @kaysden 4 роки тому +23

      Cremations don’t include decomposing

    • @slimedfries5234
      @slimedfries5234 4 роки тому +44

      He is immortal

    • @theghostofadeadsperm6086
      @theghostofadeadsperm6086 4 роки тому +19

      If.

    • @jamz9778
      @jamz9778 4 роки тому +13

      Dont know if you can die until it happens.

    • @as._._
      @as._._ 4 роки тому +17

      Thoughts are temporary
      Emkay is eternal

  • @crossoverepisode
    @crossoverepisode 4 роки тому +304

    I miss Damian-
    Jack is still cool and everything, just miss Damian.

    • @vindiesel682
      @vindiesel682 4 роки тому +5

      Pretty sure he has ezpz now

    • @KeruuKat
      @KeruuKat 4 роки тому +19

      @@vindiesel682 Damian has "Damian Lee", where he does facecam reddit readings

    • @azurewalauski1783
      @azurewalauski1783 4 роки тому +1

      😭

    • @vindiesel682
      @vindiesel682 4 роки тому +3

      Madeline Every oh! Thanks for sharing your knowledge!

    • @lazilexi
      @lazilexi 4 роки тому +1

      r/me_irl

  • @mynaymisjash6119
    @mynaymisjash6119 4 роки тому +74

    Petition for jack to say “guess who’s back, it’s Jack.”

  • @starcrafteraugustine200
    @starcrafteraugustine200 3 роки тому +23

    “If I ever die and decompose I wanna look this cute” so you guys just are immortal

  • @jameslewis6808
    @jameslewis6808 4 роки тому +161

    “Our military sucks”
    Me in the military 👉👈

  • @sanacankindadraw
    @sanacankindadraw 4 роки тому +355

    no one's talking about how me_irl is full of depressed people and somehow every person on it finds it relatable
    "ma'am this is a kfc drivethrough"

    • @tan-tan5913
      @tan-tan5913 3 роки тому

      Lol same

    • @sanacankindadraw
      @sanacankindadraw 3 роки тому +2

      wow I was so unfunny 6 months ago "hahah look at me I'm relatable and depressed uwu" like shut UP gorl, you're 14

    • @sanacankindadraw
      @sanacankindadraw 3 роки тому +3

      I'm STILL annoying acting like I'm all old and mature now NO I'm still a STUPID CHILD HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS AT 4:40 AM

    • @Gramerr
      @Gramerr 3 роки тому +4

      @@sanacankindadraw you also talk to your old self as if your old self can hear you! You should be a scientist and make a time machine!

    • @sanacankindadraw
      @sanacankindadraw 3 роки тому

      @@Gramerr hahahahaha fair ig

  • @IcedTheLocalClown
    @IcedTheLocalClown 4 роки тому +261

    Emkay: start hearts comments again
    Everyone: *surprised pikachu face*

  • @nightflighttheartist7123
    @nightflighttheartist7123 3 роки тому +23

    As the youngest spawn of my blood line, the best form of social interaction I have had in 2020 was Halloween, I just, wore a box with a smiley face, named Jim, I was trick-or-treating with my two older brothers in the freezing cold of FALL, and we met a guy named Jim. Best day of my entire year of 2020.
    Edit: I will never forget every second of that day, unless I do forget.....

  • @donnadipofi
    @donnadipofi 4 роки тому +468

    Us: "How many narrators do you need?"
    Emkay: *Yes*

    • @Crab-jy9vw
      @Crab-jy9vw 4 роки тому +10

      Dont say thnks for all the likes it makes the comment bad

    • @donnadipofi
      @donnadipofi 4 роки тому +9

      I changed it dont worry

    • @Novas12390
      @Novas12390 4 роки тому +11

      They have: Jack, Zack(?), Robin and that new one, Lexi.
      Correct me if I'm wrong

    • @kletra2102
      @kletra2102 4 роки тому

      Sjoerd van Onzenoort what about damien

    • @melitopiia4730
      @melitopiia4730 4 роки тому +5

      @@kletra2102 Damien started his own channel, go check it out if you want

  • @cubey106
    @cubey106 4 роки тому +202

    “It’s me, an Australian!”
    Me, an Australian that didn’t know that: *Excuse me w h a t.*

    • @petermarsella6537
      @petermarsella6537 4 роки тому +11

      I love that this implies all Australians know each other

    • @parkerrooz
      @parkerrooz 4 роки тому +6

      Me also a Australian: *w a i t . w h a t -*

    • @williambarker1705
      @williambarker1705 4 роки тому +4

      Me also an Aussie: he a mate

    • @duke-vx8xy
      @duke-vx8xy 4 роки тому

      Should your text be upside down

  • @tatermccraw5295
    @tatermccraw5295 4 роки тому +47

    Just wanted to say, 14 years ago, one of my high school homecoming dances was James Bond themed. I went with my best friend, a male friend (he dressed as a villain) and I had dressed up in a nice suit and called myself James Pond. Not gonna lie, still my favorite memory.

  • @milkyteadrops
    @milkyteadrops 3 роки тому +6

    Robin: mocks every dumb joke
    Damien: Is confused with most jokes
    Jack: Laughs at every joke

  • @rizzy6087
    @rizzy6087 4 роки тому +534

    “Memes I’ll laugh at at 3am”
    Me whose watching at 12 am:

  • @hirzan1874
    @hirzan1874 4 роки тому +406

    School: *exams are coming*
    Students: *Panik*
    School: *closes because of lockdown*
    Students: *kalm*
    School: *online school*
    Students: *panik*
    Edit: You thought it was "ty for all likes" BUT IT WAS ME DIO

  • @txicrses4410
    @txicrses4410 4 роки тому +73

    Jack: its cold outside in the mornings, dont blame me
    Me: laughs in Canadian

    • @eaglesfan2205
      @eaglesfan2205 4 роки тому

      Haha opposite here in a separate part of Canada

    • @rosegaster9826
      @rosegaster9826 4 роки тому +1

      Penguins *laughing in Antarctica*

  • @the_itsuku
    @the_itsuku 3 роки тому +45

    EmKay: get a splash of blue in your day
    Colourblind people:

    • @thesnat2710
      @thesnat2710 3 роки тому

      U7

    • @thesnat2710
      @thesnat2710 3 роки тому

      Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    • @thesnat2710
      @thesnat2710 3 роки тому

      u ughhhhh UGHHHHHHHHHH uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    • @thesnat2710
      @thesnat2710 3 роки тому

      Uuu

    • @thesnat2710
      @thesnat2710 3 роки тому

      Uuuu7uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  • @masudog6247
    @masudog6247 4 роки тому +60

    Schools still don't care if you're getting bullied they go "oh well"
    when you fight back: YOURE GOING TO JUVIE

  • @xsuperiormemesx7380
    @xsuperiormemesx7380 4 роки тому +450

    Is it bad that I actually laughed so hard at the arson frog?

  • @genericcreator6467
    @genericcreator6467 4 роки тому +147

    “I used to turn the TV on so I would not feel alone anymore”
    If you watch a horror movie you wont be feeling alone anymore

  • @TheKreature13666
    @TheKreature13666 3 роки тому +11

    Jack: "I'm sure he could... LEND AN EAR"
    Me: I hate it, but I love it, take my god-damn like.

  • @archivesofpain
    @archivesofpain 4 роки тому +79

    Jack: *curses*
    Everyone: no thats not how you play the game

  • @Y_-xs9ue
    @Y_-xs9ue 4 роки тому +208

    Classmate: *annoys me*
    Me: *slaps him noy even that hard*
    School: How dare you slap a poor and totaly innocent child!
    Me: *flashbacks to all the attempts to stop him without violence* Are you kidding me?!

  • @ArayALem
    @ArayALem 4 роки тому +35

    "I'm actually gathering participants for my forever slumber party" Holy shit his planning a murder

  • @st.ove_1043
    @st.ove_1043 3 роки тому +5

    Fun fact: actually watched this at about 3am, thank you for brightening up my morning

  • @Heavvyrain
    @Heavvyrain 4 роки тому +84

    *[Sees tittle]*
    Me : "I've seen this one before!"
    Emkay : "What do you mean you've seen it? Its new!"

  • @aygian1176
    @aygian1176 4 роки тому +175

    Jack: Its just too Cold in the Morning. Don't Blame Me.
    *Jack, you, being an Aussie, live in Australia. Cold doesn't exist there...*

    • @aribmahbub1954
      @aribmahbub1954 4 роки тому +4

      Busted.

    • @gammafox5431
      @gammafox5431 4 роки тому +16

      Unless you live in Victoria where it’s winter for 70% of the year

    • @bonobogotboner9993
      @bonobogotboner9993 4 роки тому +4

      @@gammafox5431 oh damn that gave me knowladge tengs

    • @ICNHH
      @ICNHH 4 роки тому +1

      @@bonobogotboner9993 what?

    • @shi-ann7519
      @shi-ann7519 4 роки тому +5

      Here in Australia, we have Hot, Boiling and freezing. I swear those are the only temperatures and it’s now winter

  • @EE-il3kd
    @EE-il3kd 4 роки тому +32

    jack: "I'm an Australian" also jack "ill skip those sandals"

  • @justsomeguywashwd_jbm821
    @justsomeguywashwd_jbm821 3 роки тому +3

    Jack: dies and starts haunting the place of his death.
    Exorcist: Begone spirit. The power of cheeses compels you!

  • @kingmorgan5047
    @kingmorgan5047 4 роки тому +46

    True story: my history teacher in high scholl went ahead and passed me despite me never doing any of the class work solely because when she asked why the books i spent all class reading were better than gradutaing high school, my response was to give her a literally 20 minute rundown of the entire history of Ansalon, including the names, dates, locations, and long term socioeconomic repercussions of all major wars, and how the existence of magic and dragons impacted the various societies of the world.
    TL;DR: my history teacher once felt so sorry for me being hopelessly obsessed with dragons that she gave me a passing grade despite me doing jack shit in class except read fantasy novels with dragons in XD

  • @iris_glitchsl7157
    @iris_glitchsl7157 4 роки тому +1817

    It’s not Robin, but....
    Day 3 of asking Robin to say
    “I’m Robin,where’s Batman?”
    Edit (this is supporting D.P Egg now. I had no idea, my apologies. Go support him!)

  • @jotehbunehh9314
    @jotehbunehh9314 4 роки тому +67

    "I actually hate cheese."
    Angry Wisconsinite noises.

    • @Isabella-dh4od
      @Isabella-dh4od Місяць тому

      There was a moldy block of cheese in my fridge and I was about to take a bite before I noticed it

  • @jacky-brawlstars823
    @jacky-brawlstars823 3 роки тому +5

    Feels like watching too much Emkay turns one video into 2 hours. I love it when I feel like this while doing my homework that's totally not cramming

  • @jamesvance6675
    @jamesvance6675 4 роки тому +60

    We need to protect the kids who are being bullied in the schools nowadays.

  • @dashie6498
    @dashie6498 4 роки тому +42

    Emkay: hello guys
    Me, a girl: you shouldn't be here
    My girl friend: neither should you

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer 4 роки тому

      Dashie I feel like I’ve seen you somewhere before

  • @semechkisenechki1097
    @semechkisenechki1097 4 роки тому +141

    before was was was, was was is
    "no no, he's got a point"

    • @thatonecabridog
      @thatonecabridog 4 роки тому +10

      False. When was was was, was was was. Was was is _before_ was was was.
      EDIT: This comment is no longer needed.

    • @Foxxey
      @Foxxey 4 роки тому +2

      Tf

    • @tibby4503
      @tibby4503 4 роки тому

      I understand...
      *insert everyone is stupid except me meme here*

    • @semechkisenechki1097
      @semechkisenechki1097 4 роки тому

      ok so im stoopid.

    • @tibby4503
      @tibby4503 4 роки тому

      @@semechkisenechki1097 yis

  • @crimsondragon2677
    @crimsondragon2677 3 роки тому +5

    I'm a night owl. My strategy for waking up early is waking up so early that my brain thinks it's still night. 4:30 - 5:00 am works best.

  • @doctorryodine2182
    @doctorryodine2182 4 роки тому +75

    "This tomato guy from veggie tales"
    Imagine not knowing Bob the tomato
    Also not to be a filthy nerd but, I think Bob is the Bert to Larry's Ernie.

  • @khanebendecio8854
    @khanebendecio8854 4 роки тому +66

    Jack: Our Military sucks too...
    me: *Jack doesn't realized that Australia has Nearby Allies??*

    • @rafaguelfand6615
      @rafaguelfand6615 4 роки тому +4

      The kraken?

    • @theghostofadeadsperm6086
      @theghostofadeadsperm6086 4 роки тому +2

      Ginger *Yes*

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer 4 роки тому +1

      Well that and the US we may suck on other fronts but we do have a fairly good military

    • @theaikidoka
      @theaikidoka 4 роки тому +2

      @@Dovah_Slayer Your military may be fairly good, but your schools aren't if you think the US is near Australia.

    • @Zillzbillz
      @Zillzbillz 4 роки тому

      @@theaikidoka he did say we suck in other areas, education is one of them. Not to mention we live in the 21st century and just because we are far away doesn’t mean we can’t be there quick enough to help in the event of a war, that is if the president decides to.

  • @azabiphetamine
    @azabiphetamine 3 роки тому +56

    “I used to turn on the TV to have it as background noise while I’m alone”
    *_I used the TV to not watch the TV_*

    • @evilsavitar086
      @evilsavitar086 3 роки тому

      "I used the furrys to destroy the furrys...reduced to atoms..."

    • @tomsterbg8130
      @tomsterbg8130 3 роки тому

      The TV one is so relatable to my mom

  • @kyladuff9235
    @kyladuff9235 3 роки тому +8

    My teacher very clearly knew I was being bullied by people who were supposed to be my friends yet still believed my bullies over me, that year was probably the worst of my entire life so thanks teacher. She actually even started to get frustrated when I had to go home so much because I couldn’t stop crying because of them

    • @niftyskyblue
      @niftyskyblue 3 роки тому +3

      I hope things get better for you! Some people just suck, but one day you’ll find real people who support you!

    • @kyladuff9235
      @kyladuff9235 3 роки тому +2

      @@niftyskyblue awe thanks, that makes me very happy

    • @niftyskyblue
      @niftyskyblue 3 роки тому +3

      @@kyladuff9235 you’re welcome! There are plenty of friends in the sea :)

  • @hockeymaskwhatever2750
    @hockeymaskwhatever2750 4 роки тому +24

    I love how em kay says to the aliens "why not go to Australia?"
    When he's forgetting the movie 'Home" where the main place they had to go to was Australia.

    • @AAAAAAAAA_Batteries
      @AAAAAAAAA_Batteries 4 роки тому

      I think that’s where they put the humans to live actually

    • @willowkepler
      @willowkepler 4 роки тому

      I completely forgot that movie existed.

  • @zillasaiyan1m274
    @zillasaiyan1m274 4 роки тому +48

    Depression: what are you
    Memes: death

    • @AmericanIdiot7659
      @AmericanIdiot7659 4 роки тому +3

    • @SinisterAlex
      @SinisterAlex 4 роки тому

      AmericanIdiot wow u speak *_a i r_*

    • @mudasbeats
      @mudasbeats 4 роки тому

      @@AmericanIdiot7659 Such wise words you have spoken. You have a similar dialogue to the gods.

    • @mudasbeats
      @mudasbeats 4 роки тому

      @@AmericanIdiot7659 Such wise words you have spoken. You have a similar dialogue to the gods.

    • @borgerderpknight8789
      @borgerderpknight8789 4 роки тому

      AmericanIdiot These supreme words of knowledge are only fit for the overlord of the universe

  • @megalegalo
    @megalegalo 4 роки тому +1240

    Therapist: what do you say when you want to throw yourself of a bridge
    Me: yeet
    Therapist: no
    Edit: why the hell does this have so many likes it was literally copied from tik tok

    • @hobovan.
      @hobovan. 4 роки тому +15

      sToLeN from tIkToK
      Edit: this is a joke how do people not realize 👁👄👁

    • @beanies_cafe4450
      @beanies_cafe4450 4 роки тому +7

      NO

    • @AF-bh5ol
      @AF-bh5ol 4 роки тому +11

      joke epic but name not epic

    • @hboss5627
      @hboss5627 4 роки тому +32

      @@hobovan. tik tok is dead so he is legallly allowed to use it

    • @Thesillyboykisser
      @Thesillyboykisser 4 роки тому +10

      Tik tok is supid

  • @MortalSlayer24
    @MortalSlayer24 3 роки тому +5

    I almost died of laugher at the blue frog one for no reason.

  • @reinafox
    @reinafox 4 роки тому +35

    Aliens invade Australia
    Aliens: We need to kill everything
    Eight years later
    Alien 1: We killed off every human
    Alien 2: What about the rest?
    Alien 1: We killed 7 emus.... and we're the last two alive

  • @alexanderbaer2350
    @alexanderbaer2350 4 роки тому +41

    "Our military is bad" Your military lost a war to frickin birds.

  • @avroarrow29
    @avroarrow29 4 роки тому +46

    "Red and Chubby"
    Everyone:vEGgiEtaLeS
    Me: fat stalin

    • @hmno3398
      @hmno3398 4 роки тому

      no

    • @hmno3398
      @hmno3398 4 роки тому

      it's a tomato

    • @royalnah
      @royalnah 4 роки тому

      @@hmno3398 no shit, sherlock

    • @prozaccc
      @prozaccc 4 роки тому

      That music starts playing

    • @yellowtourmaline
      @yellowtourmaline 4 роки тому

      @@royalnahXD r u brittish just a guess

  • @LooozerXDD
    @LooozerXDD 3 роки тому +7

    8:57
    Brilliant singing 👌❤️

  • @pablodergeile
    @pablodergeile 4 роки тому +50

    me: finally sees a video for the first time
    Internet: yeah, no we don't do that here.

  • @kieyvsquared6817
    @kieyvsquared6817 4 роки тому +265

    "Chihuahuas are the spawn of satan"
    Me: **looking at my chihuahua cuddled up on my lap with a blanket**
    Me: Yes.

    • @amyartlover
      @amyartlover 4 роки тому +17

      All small dogs are the spawn of satan. I have a pomeranian and she barks at the smallest sounds

    • @iamacat1552
      @iamacat1552 4 роки тому +9

      You're like a cat owner.
      "Here is my evil little Hell-spawn gremlin. He hates everyone and everything and tried to tear my wrist open three times today. I love him more than anything in the world and I would kill a man for him. Look at his fluffy little face."

    • @gayghst2877
      @gayghst2877 4 роки тому +3

      @@iamacat1552, you done called me out and I don't like it

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 роки тому

      @@iamacat1552 that is so true.

    • @uncle7081
      @uncle7081 4 роки тому +1

      *Pulls out sacrificial knife

  • @Tami-r
    @Tami-r 4 роки тому +40

    Therapist:so what impulses do you have when about to jump of a cliff?
    Me: *yeet*

    • @vulpemarine2057
      @vulpemarine2057 4 роки тому +3

      hope there's a water block at the bottom

    • @natsueyama
      @natsueyama 4 роки тому +2

      @@vulpemarine2057 nope absolutely none, you just gotta *_yeet_*

    • @Tami-r
      @Tami-r 4 роки тому

      @@natsueyama THATS WHAT I'M SAYING!

    • @natsueyama
      @natsueyama 4 роки тому +2

      @@Tami-r glad we could elaborate then!

  • @ChefEJ26
    @ChefEJ26 3 роки тому +10

    1:15 This is just too relatable

    • @jaebunn9430
      @jaebunn9430 3 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @Yee.5ang
      @Yee.5ang Рік тому +1

      Same with me in geography i thought it was just countries

  • @MossEater33
    @MossEater33 4 роки тому +35

    "Chihuahuas are the spawn of Satan"
    Later
    "I am Satan"
    Hmmmm

    • @sgtsurgeon.
      @sgtsurgeon. 4 роки тому +2

      Maybe he has a Chihuahua? Sometimes (if raised properly), Chihuahuas can be very sweet, like other dogs.
      *BUT WE H A V E TO KEEP BREEDING THEM WRONGLY AND TREATING THEM LIKE BEASTS, DON'T WE?*

  • @bigpoppashawn8975
    @bigpoppashawn8975 4 роки тому +61

    So what do we do when life gives us trouble?
    Called it
    *NO*

    • @mr.qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcv3077
      @mr.qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcv3077 4 роки тому +4

      I read that in an Oz Media voice and I have no regrets.

    • @frankthrower7195
      @frankthrower7195 4 роки тому +3

      So what do we do to get likes in the comments
      Copy a funny part of the video
      NO

    • @felixroux
      @felixroux 4 роки тому +1

      www.dictionary.com/browse/no

  • @barnsey8323
    @barnsey8323 4 роки тому +41

    Jack in Australia: I can’t get up in the mornings it’s cold
    Me in Canada: *nods in icicle* hmmmmm makes sense

    • @Deadpool-kj4oj
      @Deadpool-kj4oj 4 роки тому +1

      Brother

    • @6th_Army
      @6th_Army 4 роки тому

      Icicle? It's fucking 46 out today!

    • @annaliesemichel8167
      @annaliesemichel8167 4 роки тому +2

      @@6th_Army 46 Celsius or Fahrenheit?

    • @barnsey8323
      @barnsey8323 4 роки тому +1

      Darkness Nighthingale I have been having rainstorms and cold Days for like a week. It has stayed around 10 Celsius or lover so not too hot

    • @lolymop333
      @lolymop333 4 роки тому

      My mom just turns the thermostat down ridiculously low at night. I've woken up so cold that I turned the cold water all the way on and was confused why it was warm. It was ice cold to my mom. I swear my mom's trying to freeze me to death in my sleep.

  • @confusedtea7
    @confusedtea7 3 роки тому +12

    I'm gen z and ngl I laughed at the frog one

  • @bagel3184
    @bagel3184 4 роки тому +99

    “Memes you laugh at at 3 AM”
    Me: *Laughs in American*

  • @4n4rch1st7
    @4n4rch1st7 4 роки тому +18

    Bathroom stall: *exists *
    Jack: T O I L E T C U B I C L E

  • @brettthechez
    @brettthechez 4 роки тому +19

    2:54 "No matter where I go I see his face, darn Papito"

  • @apy3r449
    @apy3r449 3 роки тому +3

    I can just imagine little jack mad about learning about gryphons and unicorns

  • @myrmatta1
    @myrmatta1 4 роки тому +30

    Jack: Says he hates cheese
    Me: Immediately unsubscribes an hides under desk

  • @fhrusbite
    @fhrusbite 4 роки тому +118

    Last time I was this early Damien was the host

  • @AshrafKhan-tb2gp
    @AshrafKhan-tb2gp 4 роки тому +19

    You don't realise he's from Australia until he sounds like every Australian Radio Host

  • @SanicStudios
    @SanicStudios 3 роки тому +2

    Finally an EmKay video where they don't censor themselves.

  • @uncreativity1013
    @uncreativity1013 4 роки тому +12

    4:57
    ...unfortunately yeah.
    I haven't slept comfortably on my tummy in like....years

    • @residentkane
      @residentkane 3 роки тому

      I haven't been able to sleep comfortably on my stomach since I was a toddler.

  • @kyrofx
    @kyrofx 4 роки тому +20

    I dont even turn on the TV to feel less lonely. The Loneliness makes me happier

    • @evilsavitar086
      @evilsavitar086 3 роки тому

      You don't have to be lonely, heres a cookie

    • @kyrofx
      @kyrofx 3 роки тому +1

      @@evilsavitar086 haha my cookie I eat all cookie in the world mwhahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah I am evil supervillain

    • @evilsavitar086
      @evilsavitar086 3 роки тому

      @@kyrofx *cookie monster* *pulls out the glock 9*

    • @kyrofx
      @kyrofx 3 роки тому +1

      @@evilsavitar086 haha too bad I am actually a cute little folf you don’t want to hurt me 😇

    • @evilsavitar086
      @evilsavitar086 3 роки тому

      @@kyrofx If this information is correct.. i- I'm sorry for pulling out da Glock

  • @xaviermorningstar2850
    @xaviermorningstar2850 4 роки тому +110

    I was riding in the car with my family, coming home from my Nana's, when all of a sudden I saw a few chickens on the left side of the road, we drove past them. I just flat out said "Dude we could have figured out why the chicken crosses the road!", still wondering to this day.

  • @Conman-sh9xy
    @Conman-sh9xy 2 роки тому +1

    I almost choked on ice while watching this. That's how funny this is

  • @brainless6532
    @brainless6532 4 роки тому +50

    Hah, I laughed and It’s not 3:AM! *_I guess people knew what they were talking about when they said humor would be randomly generated in the future_*

    • @gone_blank
      @gone_blank 4 роки тому +3

      Humor will be randomly generated!
      Larry the cucumber-

    • @cukewinx2273
      @cukewinx2273 4 роки тому

      RAndomly generated!!
      My God... Larry is a master mind

    • @bananaboi71
      @bananaboi71 4 роки тому

      weed eater

  • @trisquele4943
    @trisquele4943 3 роки тому +28

    “BAtman tries to kill a kid”
    So im guessing hed probably do this and just steal kevins parents cos he lost his last pair.

  • @inidutiliroblox1010
    @inidutiliroblox1010 4 роки тому +86

    Trying to spread Robin to say:
    "I'm Robin, where's Batman?"

    • @moominwithaknife4321
      @moominwithaknife4321 4 роки тому +2

      I support

    • @Mega-rx9sr
      @Mega-rx9sr 4 роки тому +1

      I'll start tomorrow

    • @GlopticalIllusion
      @GlopticalIllusion 4 роки тому

      He's fighting Kevin.

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому +5

      Trying to spread Robin. He's far too CONDENSED!!

    • @Mega-rx9sr
      @Mega-rx9sr 4 роки тому

      @@EmKay this is the first time I've seen emkay replied noice

  • @tenelum9865
    @tenelum9865 3 роки тому +3

    10:06 “I’m not wearing makeup, it’s just good photography” is the hot girl equivalent of “bro I’m not hacking, I just have a really good gaming chair.”

  • @LittleLilac27
    @LittleLilac27 4 роки тому +18

    “Memes you’ll laugh at at 3AM”
    Me, who’s sitting here after staying up all night at 8:35 AM: w r o n g

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому +5

      You can only watch EmKay videos at the Witching Hour. Please go back to bed

    • @badzombies2003
      @badzombies2003 4 роки тому

      @@EmKay No

    • @LittleLilac27
      @LittleLilac27 3 роки тому

      @@EmKay this one reply is still, to this day, a wonderful source of serotonin for me.

  • @wockytalkie8352
    @wockytalkie8352 4 роки тому +66

    “James pond”
    inteleon: _its free real estate_
    Edit: I liked my own comment just to get 69 likes

  • @randomnessfrvr9479
    @randomnessfrvr9479 4 роки тому +21

    4:48
    "Is this something women aspire for?"
    You have no idea bro...😣

  • @draconix4131
    @draconix4131 3 роки тому +4

    I will watch this till I die, and probably will watch this till I die.

  • @DodoDevyn
    @DodoDevyn 4 роки тому +49

    Jack: *making his voice high for good ol' Danny Devito*
    Sorry guys, I cant my voice growly today..
    Also Jack at 15:20 : M O O O O O O O O R R R E E E E E

  • @MrEnte3000
    @MrEnte3000 4 роки тому +17

    There is a video game character called James Pond.
    He's a fish.

  • @GhostW1thTheMost
    @GhostW1thTheMost 4 роки тому +37

    when my school does something about bullying:
    me at home going on reddit to that one post: LIAR

    • @anette8260
      @anette8260 3 роки тому

      LIAR

    • @Bmoneydollarsign
      @Bmoneydollarsign 3 роки тому

      @@anette8260 liar about calling him a liar for calling someone a liar!

    • @anette8260
      @anette8260 3 роки тому

      @@Bmoneydollarsign *what.*

  • @dincjfs
    @dincjfs 3 роки тому +4

    0:01 for me its "well I guess I just gotta chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and move on"

  • @CJay42
    @CJay42 4 роки тому +36

    There's an add says "How to cook vegan food for vegans" and it starts cooking and the recipe is Vegan meat, Vegan Egg, Vegan sausages.

    • @vrm4965
      @vrm4965 4 роки тому +3

      y e s ○ ^ ○

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 4 роки тому

      Must be recipes from Loma Linda Foods.

    • @ICNHH
      @ICNHH 4 роки тому

      Wow lol

    • @crash3554
      @crash3554 4 роки тому +1

      where am i gonna find a vegan who can lay eggs?

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому

      @@crash3554 Your local community centre

  • @rayer2184
    @rayer2184 4 роки тому +21

    0:47 One is named SwiggetySwoner and the other is named SwiggitySwoner, so their names arent even the same.

    • @CosmicCrimson
      @CosmicCrimson 4 роки тому

      r/madlads

    • @sfkckl6846
      @sfkckl6846 4 роки тому

      first thing i noticed then went straight looking for a comment like this

  • @bush_kit
    @bush_kit 4 роки тому +29

    Teacher: why are you laughing?
    Me: nothing
    Also me: *james pond*