r/Entitledparents MY SON DESERVES YOUR SWITCH!
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r/Entitledparents This entitled mother thinks that OP is too old to play games, so she comes to an obvious conclusion: OP should give his console and all of his games to her son. Her precious baby deserves them! If you like this video and want to see more, be sure to subscribe for daily Reddit content!
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I hope you encounter 0 entitled parents in 2020!
rSlash no guarantees
That will be hard to do
Thank u
rSlash that’s not gonna happen
Lets hope so
That gamestop story was ridiculous. I would have pressed charges on that karen AND sued gamestop for everything it's worth. Even a proven false accusation can ruin a person's life. They need to pay.
Navy89SEALs if that manager lost his job good. I don’t normally swear but that stupid, close minded, idiotic BASTARD deserved it!!!! 😤
@@HackiePuffs he was fired
And the store closed down
and why was her story more belivable than his? because shes a woman?
I can't believe the manager would behave like that with the first story. I hope I'd at least try and get both sides and get cctv and whatnot. But there is some truth that women are believed more over the guy, and especially when children are involved, but I'm glad he came out OK in that story, though he should have pressed charges.
@@leopardnosepaws "most women"
"select few"
Pick one 😂
The shrimp OP needs to cut their losses and go non contact with their absolutely narcissistic mother if they are able to
Chloe Louise don’t forget about the father
@@angelicslayer3466 very true
Majority of the time, a narcissists partner is a cuck.
Chloe Louise I 1,000% agree
Kristopher Chavez every single kid out there wants to admit that so badly, I know I do, it’s just adults don’t want to admit there scary faults and customs. Let’s all pray to god that we all remember our childhoods and give truly the best life to them and not commit our parents mistakes so everyone in the future can learn from our example
Fly: **lands on child’s hand**
Karen: PERVERT
Karen: *reads this comment*
Karen: PERVERT!
me": is a guy
Karen: pervert!
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Yea giving someone food that they are alergic to knowing about it can get you arrested for one of these on this list
1. Manslaughter (2-10 years)
2. Wreckless endangerment (4-7 years)
3. Atempted murder (5 years)
4. Poisoning penal code 347 PC (5 years or more if person suffered injuries)
Either way, minimum 2 years 😂 screw you momma
5. Knowing that the the EP is a piece of shit: priceless
for everything else, there's MasterCard
2 and 4 seem the most likely, so at least 4 years
Man you must have taken law school
@@duckzilla. no... But i did take some cocaine
I’m legitimately upset that the guy didn’t charge that lady that lied. People like that need to be stopped.
Ed Boon at least she got arrested anyway
i think it was fake
@@wayway7017 No shit lol
SOME PEOPLE NEED TO BE BURNT
Yes because if there wasn’t cameras he would have gotten charged and gotten in a lot of issues and she would I ruined his life I would press every charge I was able to
"You're to old to have all those games"
You're to old to be be alive but you're still here
Your too old to have children
*Too
Yo Teh *you’re
Sylvie Stafford youre that person...
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
When i told my mom about you and she said ”Argh-Slash is a neat pirate name!” LMAOOOOOO
She ain’t wrong tho.
Argh-Slash is a pretty cool pirate name too tbh
Argh-slash sounds cool as hell
Argh slash should be a good nickname
That's fricking hilarious
“You’re too old to be playing all those games!”
The equivalent to that sentence would be “You are too old to have things that entertain you!”
Same energy as "You don't need to learn stuff just be smart"
There is such a thing as adult games. Not just video games either. You can't tell me Cards Against Humanity should go to kids when it's not the family version. It's marked 18+ for a reason because of sexual and violent content, basically being funny. Even Stuff Happens is a 13+ game and that's more about the violence as it's about ranking the worst things that can happen from a paper cut to a plane crash and having to eat the dead.
@@strawberrysoulforever8336 you know there is an official ESRB rating called A for adults only. When given this rating it cannot be sold at anything but adult retailers. Xbox downgraded an a rated game to an m rated game by accident and several hundred players lost their Xbox live for breaking code of conduct b clipping a a rated game. The game was evaluated and removed but many accounts weren’t reinstated
@@halo129830 No, but I'm not at all surprised. I don't know much about video games, which is why I brought other kinds of games in as an example. Anyway, like you said, OP was right. Video games are rated and some are not for kids.
Or, since its m rated games, its like saying "youre too old to watch movies! Give my child the adult videos youre buying"
Kid: Wants Switch
Mom: Gets kid a Switch
Kid: Plays Switch
Mom: *My profile pic*
Joshua Kalina at first I thought it was ‘sandwich’ not switch and now ‘plays sandwich’ is my life motto :3
Good job
Dam that got me good lol
Mocha latte the best life motto I have ever heard
Never change you profile picture or else this comment will never make sense
"You're too old to be playing all those games"
And you're too old to have children
Or maybe Too stupid to parent kids.
OOOOOHHHHHH
Or maybe too young
You're too old to be an idiot
Oh snap
Story 1: Why would anyone _not_ press charges against someone who almost got them arrested by telling the cops a lie?
Because it's a make-believe story that only happened in the OPs' head.
@@Gaaxure Or it actually happened because that around Christmas time is not out of the ordinary, especially if the mother is trying to get compensation from the Gamestop for the "troubles". There's no real way to prove/disprove it.
In the event it is real, it's likely the OP didn't want to press charges because he didn't want to ruin anyone's holiday, but when a person is stupid, they tend to ruin it themselves.
I think a lot of people in these situations are just happy it's over and that's why they say no.
Running into one person that is this deranged is implausible enough on its own. Coming across multiple is downright impossible.
Let's suppose that the mom is an actual psychopath, who has no problem using her children to manipulate someone into buying couple hundred dollars worth of stuff. Let's suppose that she doesn't think through the possibility of there being cameras around; and a completely innocent person not backing down in face of absurd accusations; and the fact that the children aren't the most reliable accomplices in this types of situations and they might inadvertently let some of the details slip. Confluence of all of these factors is highly unlikely but let's suppose it happened.
What are the chances that the manager also believes these bogus claims, ignores the possibility to check the camera footage, and all else aside doesn't even try be nice to a paying customer who had just dropped couple grand in their store? Slim...
Then the beat cops (the most cynical, jaded seen-it-all type) show up and they believe this stupid shit too. They disregard all police procedure and policy, detain a suspect based on just the accusations, but then when the suspect points out that there might be video evidence to support his case, the cops follow his instructions and then release him.
All this time the supposed friend does what exactly?! He just stands there and does *absolutely* nothing? Not try to step in for the OP, defend him in any way. Does he believe the claims and turn on him? No, the friend just disappears like they weren't even there at all. Like the figment of the imagination that he actually is.
And in the end I would just like to point you to the Louis CK's famous bit: "My neighbor George". It's a story about a confrontation between Louis and his neighbor in a new apartment building he has just moved into.
@@Gaaxure I take these with a grain of salt. Yeah, it could have happened, but theres obviously some doubt. Just wanted to say. Now then...
Assuming this happened, the friend could have been guarding OP's purchase. It might not have been mentioned because OP didnt see that, or forgot it as a detail. Friend also backed up OP with the cops, but was shut down.
Yes, the manager could have been that fucking dumb because of the severity of accusations. When it comes to children, people wouldn't want to take that risk, especially if its a shitty manager like this. On top of that, its a woman. Of course they believe her.
And yes, the cops handled it poorly. Theres no shortage of cops like that. They handle things poorly and get off with a slap on the wrist. Once surveillance was brought to light, they had to do their jobs properly to make up for the damage they did.
In such a chaotic situation involving children, it would be normal for a retail manager to panic and for cops to want to immediately take the accused away. It could simply be a chaotic situation that wasnt handled properly.
For that EM, when she said "You're the laziest teacher ever. You don't want to take care of one kid," I would've just responded "Well apparently I have to deal with two"
Actually, "Well I dealt with twenty all day, so I just don't want to take care of a kid after hours when I know you'll abuse that ability."
@@strawberrysoulforever8336 The better response tbh. EM's probably going to go ballistic and rant about her personal life 😆
@@JewelWildmoon She's already guilt-tripping OP, so that doesn't make things any worse. What is she going to do, take her kid to a different daycare? If she was sensible, she would have - several daycares do run until seven pm.
@@strawberrysoulforever8336 Oof true. EPs don't really use logic ig
Okay, that wasn't only a story of "Why were you willing to lie and ruin someone's life?" but also "Why were you so willing to jump and believe her without proof or at least hearing the other side of the story?" I'm happy that manager was fired.
Yup. Knowingly feeding something deadly to someone is called attempted murder.
And since he was a kid, he could potentially also get child endangerment.
@@Robertganca dont forget child abuse and intentional poisoning.
Also technically ingonoreing and then reminder ng his alggries yeah right that's called attempted and she put some on his food and said s oopps what the f
@@joeshmoe4067 That just means it was premeditated attempted murder.
@@tmac2744 Why is there a purple potato vacuuming my bed I just vaccum it
*"MY SON DESERVES YOUR SWITCH!"*
*Me:* I don't even have a Switch :(
Sadness
I wouldve pressed charges on that bitch for trying to accuse me for shit like that
Hello darkness, my old friend.....
The people who live on the streets don’t either, just be thankful for what you have
ME: OK There you go, enjoy!
Me: accidentally brushes a kids shirt when walking past
Karen: how dare you touch my kids you PERVERT!!
Not even an atom close
10:40: YOU DIDNT CALLED THE POLICE?
Are you serious?
Man, some people, some people.
Is it too soon to bring up the black kid who was yelled at by a Karen because his backpack brushed up against her and she thought he was groping her?
I knew right there the guy made a mistake.
No one:
Not a soul:
Narcissistic Mom: Hippity Hoppity, your life is now my property.
🤦🏾♀️ smh
Things she own
✔Her children
✔Her husband
✔Her car
✔Her friends
✔Her pets
✔Other people pets
✔Other people children
✔YOU.
@@yfeboanvakenss8841 Hotel= Trivago
EM: “Your the laziest teacher ever!! You don’t even want to look after one child!!”
Me: You don’t care enough to look after your own child!
BuT whaT abOUt ChRisTMAS?!
Nobody cares!
That's what I would tell her. I don't care what the heck she says, that kid is her responsibility.
Everyone else: OOH
Mangle The Cute And Beautiful Fox And that’s on Child Protection Services
Karen’s reaction when her son is deathly allergic to shrimp and remembers she rubbed shrimp over her son’s eating utensils and saying that “you aren’t allergic to shrimps”:
Oops
10:40: YOU DIDNT CALLED THE POLICE?
Are you serious?
Man, some people, some people.
@@slevinchannel7589 Some people are too nice.
@@strawberrysoulforever8336 yeah I agree, some people just have to understand that they can't allow situations like this to keep going, because people will take advantage of it.
OP should press charges on his mom for basically poisoning him.
Not just press charges on her for poisoning, but attempted murder, and the father for being complacent with what the mother was doing.
The em is gonna be burning in hell
i work at a pizza place myself, and so much as tampering with food (like puttng any bodily fluids, or especially putting known allergens) would constitute a federal offense. im sure its mostly because we are a commercial entity that gives food to lots of people, but if i were in his position id definitely see about pursuing charges to the FULLEST extent of the law
I guess the mom has read from somewhere on the internet that allergies can go away and has brainwashed father into it as well... She needs to understand that yes, they can go away, but then it is up to the person who has allergies to control the exposure to the allergens. Some of allergies do not go away and some can even go worse as well, that is why people do not want to test if they have disappeared or not, it is not worth the risk if you are severely allergic to something.
If it is just runny nose or itching eyes and just a discomfort then as a allergic person I can go outside in spring/early summer, but I would get away from specific plant pollen if I feel like allergy has not disappeared. It is not like someone is forcing me to run through park and smell every plant. It has to be my control on what exposure I can or can not have. Over years I can tell that my allergies have gone better. I have less of issues with pollen, but until I was 12 year old I did not have them. So they appeared from nowhere and now they cause me discomfort for quarter of the year or when I have to go through duty-free shops in airports (due to some specific perfumes).
The mother should not test with foods just because she has read from alternative medicine sites that you can get person used to discomfort of minor allergy...
@@krisavi No, no, no. Specific allergies on the deadly level like the OP ones do not go away.
And purposefully tricking someone you KNOW if allergic to something on a deadly scale is, in fact, attempted murder.
I would know this because I am allergic to wasps and got in a case where a summer camp retarded guardian purposely threw wasps at me. I got stung, To to the hospital and survived.
The camp lawyers or whoever wanted to settle that out of court for money + get rid of that guardian but our lawyer toled us and them that, since it was attempted murder at this point, he wasn't legally allowed to settle it in out of court.
About the last story: that’s attempted poisoning for sure. Possibly attempted murder after the mother found out. Tbh, I think if the mom keeps it up, OP should call police at a family and press charges
10:40: YOU DIDNT CALLED THE POLICE?
Are you serious?
Man, some people, some people.
why they haven't done it already concerns me
@@sara_i3635 because it's really common with abusive parents, and all they have to do is claim you misunderstood or that's not what they said.
If you've been abused like this, you know when you call it out authority figures always give them the benefit of doubt; because it's not reasonable to try and poison your kid.
My parents are used to yell at me for having asthma attacks, because it was easier than having my dad smoke outside.
My dad used to slip chillies into my food, to prove I was faking it; then hit me when I throw up.
2 year old don't know how to fake stuff, but it's easier to say they are that treat the child's health issues.
@@sara_i3635 exactly
1st story: Damn right I would have pressed charges.
The last story sounds like the mother is trying to intentionally poison her kid.
Yay puppy bloopers! \o/ Smooch da pooch! :-D
I would of pressed charges on her and I would she the store for being so incompetent and get my money back as well as a bit more, Also why did his friend did not step in earlier, his friend should back him up and why did he not press charges and feel bad getting those games, either way that shouldn't of feel guilty and charge them
@@bradwhite5884 cause the story's fake
@@TomDarkwulf87 Maybe so but does not lead a possibility it could happen, being falsely accused is life damaging if you are innocent in the case, these people do not know the story about the boy who cried wolf
That first one.... WHERE WAS THE DUE PROCESS! They are supposed to get both sides and investigate all available evidence before the cuffs even come out!
Umm. My dad just turned 55 today and he LOVES playing video games. No one is too old or too young too play video games.
Well umm too young is possible but you need to be extremely young...
like less than 4 or smth
@@safariknight3239 well yea under three preferably no video games 😂
I am 70 and I have my favorite video games. You do not have to be a kid, to enjoy a good game.
True that Megan, I'm 18 and I Play games
Ye my dad LOVES the first call of duty, he cant beat it cuz he cant get past a part of the game haha.
Entitled parents: **exists*
God: Noah?
*Get the boat!*
Get in the boat*
I read this comment which triggered the chain reaction of a repeated diaphragm spasm, and hard exhalation through the nose and mouth at an uncontrollable rate. In other words joke funny me laugh 😂
But dont let those godless beings drown in the flood
Okay
Agent I he can’t get the boat after the Noah’s ark flood God promises to never again use floods to purge a population
“Your too old for those games”
Me: your to old to be alive but hey life is full of disappointments isn’t it?
Ha! Nice one!
OoF
JAMinationss ood
*oof*
*Psst.. change it to you’re*
"hey mom, look here the doc told me you where literally trying to kill me for years..." her mom:"opsie "
Leone there are so many spelling and grammar mistakes in that sentence
@bis225 Damn straight!
@@Zach90888 Well sorry, you made mistakes in you sentence to.
Austin Kimes as did you.
Austin Kimes ik I missed a full stop but what else?
Karen: walks into a shop
Manager: *"Please wait here"*
10:40: YOU DIDNT CALLED THE POLICE?
Are you serious?
Doctor: gives list of things op is allergic 2
EM: THAT SIGN WONT STOP ME BECAUSE I CANT READ!
Imagine D.W being a parent
“You’re too old to play those games”
And you’re too old to be acting like that
Your username is what I say to this statement
@@alainlim-watson6652 lie because there must be more oofs
Chelo Díaz 21 True that
Oof
Oof size large
17:20 that's literally attempted murder. How is that mom not in jail?
Yeah it’s really absurd that the mother isn’t in jail like WHY WOULD YOU IGNORE YOUR CHILD ITS ALLERGIES
Man, this is why I mostly prepare my own foods and wash my utensils BEFORE and AFTER I eat. Not that my parents, nor siblings would pull what that mother did.
I think that is atempted murder.
bc the media's false narratives, thats y
Probably cause the kid won't call the police
4:07 those cops need to be reprimanded. Arresting without hearing the other side and jumping to conclusion before seeing if there was any other proof. Unacceptable
EP: "You're too old for video games"
Nintendo Wii: *am I a joke to you?*
NES/ Nintendo FamiCom: am I a joke to you
Yes Nintendo Wii, you are indeed a joke.
Me: *has been playing games since the NES*
Me: No, please Karen, do continue.
@@hmoham no that's the U
Switch
To that EM who said "Why would I pay you for my kids to stay at my house?"
I want to know if her boss said "Why would I pay you for my works at my office?"
Will she able to accept that?
Story 1: I would *DEFINITELY* press charges on that EM
Story 4: I would *NEVER* speak to my mother again if that were me
With story 1, don't forget that the manager had drew to the conclusion that the EM's story is "believable" without first looking at the evidence, or even the cameras.
I'm happy that lady was arrested still. Claims like that can ruin someone's life and that Karen shouldn't get away with it. Yes, the kids suffer from this situation but, hopefully, they're raised by someone better than their mother.
Karen: Why won't you buy my kids something?
PSI: (trying to sound like the Resident Evil 4 merchant) Not enough cash, Stranger!
Karen: PERVERT!!
@@Helperbot-2000 PSI: (Pulls out RE4 Chainsaw controller) Do you really want to escalate this to the next level?
@@Ness_and_Sonic XD
Entitled Karen would just one hit KO the Merchant
@@genericnpc5669 That merchant is armed to teeth. He has handguns, magnums, machine guns, light guns, shotguns, and even a rocket launcher.
The famous Words in r/entitledparents
"Until today"
"That was it,almost"
"Enters EP"
"but you're too old"
"Needless to say..."
"The police were called"
"GIVE ME THAT"
"Do you know who I am?"
"woman never lie"
me: let me tell you about an gamestop story...
Yah I remember that one.
Don't you hate r/nicegirls who say stuff like that?
Me if someone said it to me : let me tell you about my life story...
Some Idiot On Internet First you had my curiosity, now you have my attention
a*
She says that he's too old to play games yet she is probably about 61 and playing 10 hours of among us a day and starving her children.
Pupper: Bork!
rSlash: can I work?
Pupper: bork
rSlash: aww. I'mma play wit you
What kind of manager would try to arrest someone without looking at the surveillance footage
None. Fake story
D D you have obviously never worked for a shitty manger before
D D I’ve personally worked for someone like the manager in the story. Though it was usually black males she’d call the cops on no questions asked no matter what had actually happened. Then ‘forgot’ how to pull up the footage until the district manager showed up.
Managers who are either idiots or bends to an entitled parents wants. I guess
A shitty one. He deserved to be fired
EK: OR DO YOU JUST DO IT FOR THE MONEY?!
Me: it’s a job
No one chooses to work at McDonald’s for the people you hang with lol
10:40: YOU DIDNT CALLED THE POLICE?
Are you serious?
Man, some people, some people.
the person who is allergic to shrimp needs to NEVER eat at the parents' house again.
that is attempted murder.
Actually knowingly serving an allergen that someone has an anaphylactic reaction could be considered attempted murder!
"you're too old to be playing those games."
well sharron you're too old to be alive but ok
Felicia
Juan lemonade stand
I would like to point out that her mother putting things that she is very allergic to is attempted murder and she could go to jail and you can sue her for damages to your health
Once a lady pulled me off the monkey bars by my ponytail and my sister throws a rock at the lady I WISHED this was fake😤😤😤
wtf
Oof you should put it on reddit
Was their a reason for it?
I mean I would do the some if someone pulled someone I cared about down for no reason
I'm glad it isn't fake. Good on your sister for defending you
Em: My son deserves your switch
Me: AH HELL NAH
ME: OK There you go, enjoy!
Neil Price just one controller
I'll be breaking bones- I'm a late joiner of the Switch just got it this Christmas- That EM would have a lot of fucking broken bones right now because I would have gone ape shit
@@neilprice513 I thought you were trying to electrify her for a sec with EMP...I dunno what I was thinking lol. XD
My mom's friend's son hates it when someone takes his switch. He would snap anyone's neck if anyone broke his switch or toke it from him. So don't mess with him.
Entitled Parents are like sharks detecting a drop of blood in the ocean: Entitled Parents can sniff out any generosity/kindness and pounce on it.
Even my life got ruined by hearing this story
*noice I watch your channel*
First story-
Op-These hands are rated E for everyone
I found out I was allergic to seafood when I was about 12. My mom was even there when I had to go to the hospital from a reaction.
I am now 28 and she still doesn't believe that I'm really allergic. As a kid, she would also sneak seafood into my food and I would always have an allergic reaction. She firmly believes that if she exposes me to more seafood I will become immune. She doesn't believe me when I tell her that's not how it works.
Wth, does she think it works like vaccines??
Me: "Is it normal that I see 12 comments on the top and 2 in the bottom?"
My Dad: "No, well, yes and no."
Praise me!
I am the 69th like!
Jk
I’m no EK
Yuki- Dono I’ll leave a like anyway 😉
Your profile picture is amazing
I know this is an older post, but I’m binging on rSlash lately. My mom was entitled, but instead of yelling in front of others (she saved that for when we were alone) she would be the “poor martyr” in public. Pretty effective I must say. As an example, when I was 16-17 I had a raging kidney infection. We didn’t go to the doctor much because it was “too expensive” and when we did she got someone else to pay, but she always had new clothes, perfumes, hair appointments, etc. Anyway, I’m in severe pain at night and her comment was “is it worth the $50 ER bill we’d have to spend?” I said no and suffered it out until the next day. I went to the doctor the next day, feeling like crap, and when the nurse saw my UA (lots of blood and particles) she said they didn’t even have to test it, I was sick. I felt vindicated, but then my mom said the meds and doctor bill meant we weren’t able to pay bills. *sigh*
That's sad, hope you are okay.
EP: mY sOn DeSeRvEs A sWiTcH!
ME: hands her an electrical switch
Joey Plumb hands fork
I would have charged the duck out of that lady in the first story.
And I would have dragged the reputation of the manager to the ground.
No mercy will be given. None. Nada.
That story was fake AF
Agreed
Definitely had to be fake cause why would you not press charges. She'll probably do it again.
@@nicolenice1863 It's a possible story because not everyone has the money to hire a lawyer to press charges with.
Failure Bee it’s an impossible story because no GameStop would shut down because they lost a manager, and no manager would believe such an unbelievable story
the first post, that woman is a demon, who tf thinks you have to be a young age to be playing games and who would lie about something like that
Imagine how bad that story could've went if there was no surveillance camera.
I'd never let my niece play some of the games I play (she's 6 this year). She does not need to see some of those Bioware romance scenes o_o
my family was the exact opposite after i discovered I was allergic to pineapple. They started checking every meal they didn't prepare themselves for pineapple. If they made a meal with pineapple at holidays, I would always get a special pineapple-free version just as good.
can we take a moment and realize how much money that op was spending in the first story
Right? I wanna know his job😳
Just the Xbox and PS4 alone would be 1k right there
@@EliKat94 I mean, I was able to buy a PS4, an Xbox One, and a Nintendo Switch when I was still living with my dad since I didn't have to pay for bills or rent.
And just to clarify, it wasn't all at once, but still.
"Your too old" in one sentence, and "youre kids" in the next...sigh..
My kind of commenters. Here’s a like! :)
that last one was more r/raisedbynarcissist - her mom is trying to kill her and her dad is passively allowing it.
Puppy bloopers is my favorite part of the episode because it’s so wholesome 🥺
"She's had atleast a doecent late fees this year."
That's a whole lot for 2 days
Yes, I understand, the post was in 2019, am I going to still take everything I can from it, *yes*
Wtf is doecent the word is dozen.
@@tldoctor2497 Hey, English ain't my first language and you're the only one complaining
This is why you should have to take a test before multiplying.
Get rid of all the stupid gene.
@@usagifang evolution is going backwards.
@@Helperbot-2000 Idiocracy was right.
@Tiberiu Farcas Yeah, the movie itself seemed mostly over the top, but the intro (about dumb people breeding much more than smart people) was just pure truth.
I ALMOST have a hard time believing people like that exist,
but I work in retail so I know better.
fatal gravity 50% of these stories are completely fake
The allergy one is scary! I accidently gave something with almonds to a friend with nut allergies once. Realized after she took a bite but before she swallowed and yelled for her to spit it out NOW!!! She was fine, she said her mouth just went numb for awhile, but I felt SO bad! I kept apologizing, and like, "are you sure you're okay? I didn't mean to!" 😭
The shrimp allergy one is absolutely disgusting and child abuse
If I was the op in the shrimp story , damn I would be dramatic af
I'll fall of the chair, twisting, turning, wheezing and crying just to scare the parents lol
Give me four minutes I'll convince them to bring me to the hospital lol
I doubt that would work, considering how determined they were to ignore OP's reaction.
Attempted murder, knowingly poisoning someone classifies as attempted murder.
"Belive women over anything"
Give me sec
My sister: The earth is flat
Random person:okay i belive you
Me:!?!?!?
Tbh these entitled people are ruining other NICE peoples reputation
He doesn’t mean it like that
I would press charges against anyone who was complacent in poisoning me.
Karen: give me your game-
Me: so you have chosen ... death
Me: *being tall and catches eyes with a kid*
Karen: PeRvEt
Child: * clearly show signs of being allergic to food item *
Entitled parents: * sees signs * "Oh dONt Be dRamATiC yOu aRe fINe" * proceeds to intentionally rubbing said food item on utensils the child cooks with *
Doctor: * run test and prove they are deathly allergic to said food item *
Entitled parents: "OoPs mY bAd LoL"
"NO, PUPPY, PUPPY DOG, PUPPEEEEEEER"
I am: delighted uwu ♡
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If the mother is tubing shrimp on her utensils, isn't that premeditated something? Couldn't she face jail time for something like that?
Premeditated murder and yes she can go to jail for it along with the dad because he was an accomplice.
@@lucifers.morningstar3805 It's called first-degree murder. But you have to actually mean to kill someone for it to be murder. I think it's more grievous assault because she was trying to prove a point. If OP had died, it would have been considered manslaughter rather than murder.
"your too old to play video games"
I started laughing. I'm 28, I have a younger brother who is 26, and an older brother who is 35 and we all play video games. My thing would have been I want the recording from the cameras, and then once I got it said I want all my purchases to either be free or half off. If u don't ill release this.
Yeah its like saying “Hey you are like 30 your not allowed to play *Lets say* CARDS your too old.”
That is ageist.
That mother and her allergic son... That mother tried to kill her own son on so MANY OCCASIONS that it feels like a "wheel of fortune gameshow" to her to get her own opinion validated.
The shrimp one if I was that kid I would slap both my parents and run to the doctors and go to a orphanage
EP: You're too old to be playing all that!
Gamers everywhere: *TRIGGERED*
This whole story is triggering...
@@Princessshamanarta Well yes, but that particular part was where the triggering began...
Ear rape noise
Is it weird that even though the Entitled Mother is suppost to be the villain in the story, the sexist characters (the mamnager and the cops) ticked me off more than the Entitled Mother? Imagine being incercerated because of a sexist bias. Luckily, the sexist manager got fired, and the Entitled Mother who tried to use a sexist exploit got arrested. So it all works out in the end. Also, I really hated the Sexist Cops in the story. They were just going to arrest OP (don't know what that is short for, in reddit terms) without any proof, or his side of the story. Forget the Entitled Mother, if I were OP, I would have nemeorized those badge numbers and reported them.
*No sexism intended.* I just really hated how the story played out.
MasterFlame UA-cam [old] *READ BIO*
Exactly. I often see it 50/50, believe the man over the women/women over the man. I don’t understand why people, ESPECIALLY cops can’t have common sense. Hold them both, collect their stories properly, collect eyewitnesses, collect evidence, make arrests if needed. It’s not hard, same thing goes for the race issue. The worlds fucked up.
Humans are biologically wired to be protective of the weak. If a woman pretends to be weak and a victim, it’s more „believable“ (on an emotional level, not objectively) than when her male victim wants to tell the truth.
I think OP means Original Poster.
MasterFlame 365 I agree
I think it means our protagonist
This man has the perfect voice for the mom
The allergy mom sounds like a full on narcissist. I would like to read more of OP’s stories
"You're too old for video games anyway"
"You're too old to have fun. By your age, men should be dedicating all their waking hours doing things that make money to spend no people like me!"
Gamestop Story: I'll take things that didn't happen for 2000, Alex.
Seriously, the manager could have overreacted but I doubt the officers would act in that fashion when they know the store has cameras.
@@mayle2010 you'd hope so at least
Nah I've seen cops jump to conclusions and arrest people before looking to evidence after the person arrested is taken into a squad car. They do it because they want to have the situation under complete control before looking for any form of evidence just incase the accused tries to do anything that can harm anyone.
My husband is 65 and I'm 63, and we still play games. It's a great stress reliever. We've played videogames since Pong came out, and I know a lot of you, have never even heard of it before!
Here’s how EP stories go:
EK: Cool (thing)
EM: Do this for me because I deserve it more than you, you (little) *insert swear here*! And my kids need it too, they’re such ANGELS!
OP: no way jose
EM: I WILL BE TALKING TO YOUR MANAGER AND CALLING THE POLICE
(If she does, the police arrest her)
(INSERT SWEAR CHAIN HERE)
It’s nice to see that after a year, you’re still there in prison for attempted theft (from stealing something for kids), assault (for forcing her way through to get the things for kids), and fraud (for lying to the manager AND to the police).
TIP: Whenever encountering an EP, check for any proof (surveillance, YOUR permit to keep something, a receipt, etc.), let THEM do the assaulting, and let THEM do the talking first to anyone, and when the cops are called, she will lie to them, and you will have proof. You can press charges for theft (if possible), fraud (most likely), and assault (because apparently YOU did everything wrong and she has the freaking RIGHT to be ‘upset’ at you, and she hits you or does something else to assault you, making it easier to steal. *KEEP IN MIND THAT THEFT AND ASSAULT ALMOST CERTAINLY COME HAND IN HAND, AS THE EP WILL TRY STEALING, ASSAULT, AND TRY STEALING AGAIN.*) Press charges if need be, sometimes if the EP is a real jerk, but try making them more upset than they made you if you wanna press charges. Best of luck to you, and stay calm when encountering the surprised pikachu face that every EP will make.
.o.
*'MY SON DESERVES YOUR SWITCH*
Me: your face deserves my fist
EM: you’re to old to be playing those games
Me: *ok boomer*
Ikr
Like bruh consoles are for everyone me and mom play on my xbox sometimes and my dad too and the games we play are shit like mk11 mk x and other violent games and this stupid bitch is like your to old plus that's like giving a kid 4 xbox accounts and then giving them the most expensive game on damn ps5 and the ps vr help wanted and like 105 other 50 buck games
Video games were LITERALLY invented in 1958, but didn't hit the mainstream until the early 70s
@@vergilsparda8835 ikr I play on my Xbox with my 47 y/o dad all the time and this bitch is like"you're too old to be playing"
Craig?
17:30 attempted murder maybe? Because of the knowledge that they’re deathly allergic to something and still trying to feed them it.
Wait imagine if a Karan meets a Karan it’s like a black hole with a black hole O_0
Like black hole meet black hole, they join force, *this must not happen*
* Karen
* Karen
It would be like 0÷0
TJK2019 Kelly bro you have thinked the unthinkable
Yes yes yes yes ............YES!!!
this is a jojo refrence
I love the puppy bloopers! I missed them. I bet Yugo is really big now.
Em: Gimmie
Me: No
Em: *Surprised Pikachu face*
I’m that last story she is literally trying to kill him
I would press charges on anyone who falsely accuses me of such a horrific
ME: im suing GameStop for 2 million dollars for damages
Gamestop lawyers: the best we can offer is $2.44
"I thought you worked here because you Love kids!"
-lady, if i loved kids enough to do that much overtime and breaking policies and risk loosing my job or whatnot, that's the kind of love no parent want for their kids and i'd be on a list.
(i imagine would be a good reply for why she should come get her spawn by closing time >:v!)
10:40: YOU DIDNT CALLED THE POLICE?
Are you serious?
Man, some people, some people.
The kids are never bad at he start they become entitled because of their mother
"She has had to pay late feels over a dozen times"
😲😲😲