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  • @kingani
    @kingani  3 роки тому +589

    go to audible.com/kingani or text 'kingani' to 500-500 to get your free 30 day trial

  • @thespicecorner
    @thespicecorner 3 роки тому +2939

    I’m so happy that Pissly’s back. We missed you, pickle man

  • @noxXxnocti
    @noxXxnocti 3 роки тому +1472

    "Imagine reading a book, couldn't be me." We're all aware about your inability to read, KingAnal.

  • @jtm8514
    @jtm8514 3 роки тому +804

    I LOVE Bizly's rage.

  • @velvet_welp3695
    @velvet_welp3695 3 роки тому +1050

    **Stryxo our lord and savior**

  • @brotherman8873
    @brotherman8873 3 роки тому +1126

    The Russian text at the end of ani's japanese ironman monolog reads: polar bear

    • @אלוןשיינפלד
      @אלוןשיינפלד 3 роки тому +44

      wow! that is uniteresting

    • @SmoothBrainStuff
      @SmoothBrainStuff 3 роки тому +21

      Да

    • @liamgosling4742
      @liamgosling4742 3 роки тому +66

      And the Japanese she speaks is: Nice to meet you, My name is Iron Man

    • @HoloTheDrunk
      @HoloTheDrunk 3 роки тому +33

      And the written Japanese is just random kana put end to end that don't make sense

    • @brazenh2836
      @brazenh2836 3 роки тому +7

      Hah what weebs no one asked you...
      PS: Thanks for the info ;)

  • @wind_reader
    @wind_reader 3 роки тому +206

    Loki's face in the Ragnarok clip is like "why tf is Thor speaking Japanese, I can't understand shit"

    • @Ambipie
      @Ambipie 2 роки тому

      He should he's a high god

  • @quantifiedamalgamation
    @quantifiedamalgamation 3 роки тому +521

    Here's what Ani said in Japanese:
    "Nice to meet you, I am Iron-Man."
    Now here's what Ani's "Japanese" subtitles said:
    "Fururufu wo memayoyoru wonwamohen worun wahiriwoyohinmoruri IronMan polar bear."

    • @swansyboy8512
      @swansyboy8512 3 роки тому +103

      what a coincidence, my name is also Fururufu wo memayoyoru wonwamohen worun wahiriwoyohinmoruri IronMan polar bear.

    • @quantifiedamalgamation
      @quantifiedamalgamation 3 роки тому +50

      Here I come, Fururufu wo memayoyoru wonwamohen worun wahiriwoyohinmoruri IronMan polar bear!!

    • @swansyboy8512
      @swansyboy8512 3 роки тому +36

      @@quantifiedamalgamation Bring it, Fururufu wo memayoyoru wonwamohen worun wahiriwoyohinmoruri IronMan polar blurph, I bit my tongue!

    • @thisisbetterthanmyprevious6674
      @thisisbetterthanmyprevious6674 3 роки тому +21

      @@swansyboy8512 And then Fururufu wo memayoyoru wonwamohen worun wahiriwoyohinmoruri IronMan polar bear fell down the well.

    • @indighost__
      @indighost__ 3 роки тому +19

      small correction: in romaji を is supposed to be spelled "o" not "wo"
      also i attempted to translate it by putting random kanji in that matched the hiragana:
      降る流布を目まよ夜をンワも変をるんわひりを夜品もるりiron man polar bear
      "look at the falling spread, the night, the night, the strangeness, the night, the polar bear, iron man polar bear"
      i would normally take more time on translating it but i couldn't be bothered so i just used google translate lol

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 роки тому +381

    Ancient Greek philosophers seeing what the future is actually like and YT for the first time:
    *and they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would never understand*

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +1

      One thing! Just one thing! Please tell IT to me: WHY tf do I have so many fans even though no UA-camr is unprettier than I am? WORLDWIDE!!!! WHY??? Tell me, dear av

    • @luketheunlucky7632
      @luketheunlucky7632 3 роки тому +2

      WTF DUDE, YOU'RE EVERYWHERE

    • @dannic6579
      @dannic6579 3 роки тому

      You again

    • @LK04888
      @LK04888 3 роки тому

      And you may ask yourself, is this my house? Is this my car?

  • @quantifiedamalgamation
    @quantifiedamalgamation 3 роки тому +240

    I feel like Bizly's been so conditioned to watch strange videos or images that anything normal seems off to him.

    • @jero37
      @jero37 3 роки тому +8

      It was how aggressively insipid it all was that got to him. It was like how the US military has used The Barney Theme Song to torture captives.

  • @mrgameboy5727
    @mrgameboy5727 3 роки тому +331

    Accurate title: Bizly gets angry by the lack of interesting things to see and gets an ad-filled tetris addiction.

  • @elza_jay
    @elza_jay 3 роки тому +350

    As someone who is also not yet 29, I feel

  • @weebleflufflycakes7238
    @weebleflufflycakes7238 3 роки тому +181

    *I really love Brandon's frog.*

  • @gman2c371
    @gman2c371 3 роки тому +98

    7:06 i hate that Kingani and Wildspartanz are swapped in the subtitles

  • @0_Not_Myself_0
    @0_Not_Myself_0 3 роки тому +47

    Wildfartans really just said *"aCTTUALLYH-"*

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 роки тому +44

    If you want to design a good flag with green, USA, just follow Gaddafi's glorious wisdom:
    *make it all green*
    but if you want to design a good flag in general, follow my grandpa's example, our flag is simple and easy to draw

  • @zknation8563
    @zknation8563 3 роки тому +44

    Best way to end the video just pizzly screaming into the endless void of space and time

  • @TLUF420
    @TLUF420 3 роки тому +81

    That is some interesting story titles from the ad

    • @SmoothTurtle840
      @SmoothTurtle840 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah, she really out here listening to Fifty Shades of Grey 😳

  • @user-eu2mg8lw2t
    @user-eu2mg8lw2t 3 роки тому +26

    Bizly losing his shit as the video goes on is the funniest thing ever, my God why is he so good at making things funny by just being genuinely angry

  • @KevinKostman
    @KevinKostman 3 роки тому +176

    I don't know why but JFIF makes me laugh uncontrollably

  • @tallynnyntyg6008
    @tallynnyntyg6008 2 роки тому +3

    5:21 I'm a Z piece. I'm annoying, nobody wants me, and I ruin everything when I enter.

  • @dark_and_wholesome
    @dark_and_wholesome 3 роки тому +65

    literally nothing happened in this video yet this is the hardest I've laughed in 3 years

  • @robbiebrownvox
    @robbiebrownvox 3 роки тому +2

    2:19 Colorado's actually like 500-sided because the surveyors couldn't always walk in straight lines around the borders for the first time, so if that pool was shaped like Colorado it would be kinda shitty

  • @problemshed
    @problemshed 3 роки тому +18

    I like it when Ani laughs but it sounds like she's crying because Bizly is bullying her.

  • @zopobossthefirst7344
    @zopobossthefirst7344 3 роки тому +13

    "I am fuming at the mundane" Biz is the next Shakespeare

  • @ttylssgrant
    @ttylssgrant 3 роки тому +53

    WildShartanz and Wheesly 🖐️

  • @southerncomfort5295
    @southerncomfort5295 3 роки тому +33

    I can relate to the not 29 meme. However, in a weeks time, this will change. I’ve got to use this time wisely.

    • @southerncomfort5295
      @southerncomfort5295 3 роки тому +4

      @@perkyelixir2254 one more day. I have not used my time wisely.

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 3 роки тому

      I'm 18, 11 years to go baby.

    • @ajaxxvoidmage3454
      @ajaxxvoidmage3454 3 роки тому

      How's like being 29?

    • @xandertreelimb
      @xandertreelimb 10 місяців тому

      The years have passed, the world has changed. What was it like now that you have experienced what it’s like to be 29?

    • @southerncomfort5295
      @southerncomfort5295 10 місяців тому +1

      @@xandertreelimb Hmm…I’ve definitely gotten more tired. But, put more time towards family and made more friends, lost some others. My moods balanced out better, I can definitely handle stress way better. All in all, I’d say not too bad.

  • @Mcgh142
    @Mcgh142 3 роки тому +3

    10:39
    Biz: This video makes me wanna start a Minecraft SMP
    Brandon: You should've said Cult.
    Biz: NO, CAUSE A CULT WOULD BE INTERESTING!

  • @TheGoldenFox64
    @TheGoldenFox64 3 роки тому +5

    4:32 Loki looks really confused as to why Thor was speaking Japanese all of a sudden

  • @osanarivera
    @osanarivera 2 роки тому +1

    "Brandon you're literally built like the square"
    That's some emotional damage-

  • @GIChiyo
    @GIChiyo 3 роки тому +99

    "I'm not 29 yet"
    I'm 29
    Am I too old to be watching this channel? lol

  • @grmlnbstrd
    @grmlnbstrd 3 роки тому +28

    this was an interesting video to pace my kitchen while eating pizza pops to

    • @chip5976
      @chip5976 3 роки тому +3

      Pizza pops??

    • @grmlnbstrd
      @grmlnbstrd 3 роки тому +2

      @@chip5976 yeah pizza pops, like a hot pocket but mini

    • @chip5976
      @chip5976 3 роки тому +4

      @@grmlnbstrd ohhhh, I call those pizza rolls lol

    • @grmlnbstrd
      @grmlnbstrd 3 роки тому

      @@chip5976 according to google i got the name wrong, but idk cuz i'm Canadian and they're a grocery store brand

  • @אלוןשיינפלד
    @אלוןשיינפלד 3 роки тому +11

    DID YOU KNOW?
    Some people know the same things I do and some people know quite a bit more\quite a bit less than me.

  • @Theeduckie
    @Theeduckie 3 роки тому +3

    6:30 that actually makes sense to me. The compression causes friction between the grains, which causes heat, which causes the molecules to melt together slightly.
    Theoretically

  • @nomen4787
    @nomen4787 3 роки тому +5

    9:45 OK but ‘Fuming at the Mundane’ would be a sick band name though.

  • @cooldude2722
    @cooldude2722 3 роки тому +3

    7:13 *”In that moment, the scales fell from Bizly’s eyes.”*

  • @LeviCerise
    @LeviCerise 3 роки тому +8

    "Bizly Ryuji isn't real, he can't hurt you" - Bizly Ryuji: 8:49

  • @rhombusboi7929
    @rhombusboi7929 3 роки тому +7

    kingani: the most uninteresting video ever
    40+ thousand people: I beg to differ

  • @conorm1023
    @conorm1023 3 роки тому +14

    Bro the fucking discord profile art thingys get better and better each video

  • @Corvibug
    @Corvibug 3 роки тому +12

    This was so much fun Ani can't wait for part two : D

  • @beleva09
    @beleva09 3 роки тому +7

    "uninteresting video"?
    I actually found Bizly's rage very interesting

  • @aelux4179
    @aelux4179 3 роки тому +3

    “Friction is heat!” - Ani 2021

  • @srabb
    @srabb 3 роки тому +5

    title: the most uninteresting video ever
    130k people: interesting

  • @chxrlies.angels
    @chxrlies.angels 3 роки тому +17

    Bizly is the greatest part of these videos.

  • @secretdclasspersonnel2451
    @secretdclasspersonnel2451 3 роки тому +2

    I love her how Bizzly started with "I'm back on the Reddit React Throne" and 8 minutes later he's like "Get me out! I forfeit my position"

  • @Whom_
    @Whom_ 3 роки тому +11

    Bizly: I haven't seen any Kingani or Wildspartanz merch
    Subtitles: I haven't seen any Wildspartanz or Kingani merch
    So who is it?

  • @benji777tm
    @benji777tm 3 роки тому +4

    Ani’s avi looks so cozy. I wanna give it headpats.

  • @techknight3753
    @techknight3753 3 роки тому +4

    Bizly's suffering actually made this video amazing

  • @cherubalthz
    @cherubalthz 3 роки тому +1

    "the most uninteresting video ever"
    27000 people: *i n t e r e s t i n g*

  • @xman92go
    @xman92go 3 роки тому +6

    I love how involved strixo is in these videos

  • @table2.0
    @table2.0 3 роки тому +7

    The art skill one is literally me and i feel attacked XD

  • @s3vva
    @s3vva 3 роки тому +12

    4:20 Polar Bear in Russian, for those who wanted to know :)

  • @quintonbroadwater9187
    @quintonbroadwater9187 3 роки тому +5

    I just kind of realized Brandon sounds like a mix between j schlatt and swagger souls

  • @natthechristian6271
    @natthechristian6271 3 роки тому +4

    I’m not 29 yet. That being said, my parents got married and had my older brother when they were 20.

  • @ericgolightly8450
    @ericgolightly8450 2 роки тому +1

    Bizly had a whole character arc

  • @sazdc3343
    @sazdc3343 3 роки тому +4

    the minute Pissly reminded me tetris existed, i got addicted to it again
    thanks, Pissly

  • @mono.isgtds
    @mono.isgtds 3 роки тому +1

    water is added to the sugar while it is being compacted to form a sugar cube.

  • @TedSh
    @TedSh 3 роки тому +3

    4:19, ah yes, my favourite Japanese sentence: " Полярный медведь"

  • @FeeshUnofficial
    @FeeshUnofficial 3 роки тому +2

    Bizly is a metaphor for modern youth

  • @kumquat1738
    @kumquat1738 3 роки тому +3

    title: most uninteresting video
    me: *interesting*

  • @Monotone.Screamingg
    @Monotone.Screamingg 3 роки тому

    Pickle boy being angry is beautiful

  • @Raye06
    @Raye06 3 роки тому +3

    The frog background makes me happy

  • @hannahfenwick113
    @hannahfenwick113 3 роки тому

    this is genuinely one of my favourite ones of your videos. please torture them more, i beg.

  • @Povilaz
    @Povilaz 3 роки тому +7

    Imo this is the best sub for this channel lmao

  • @alfirstar
    @alfirstar 3 роки тому +1

    Very "uninteresting" idea for a video, and executed so freaking well. And really enjoyed the podcast vibes of frogs sitting at a pond, thank you for the video :)

  • @sigynishere
    @sigynishere 3 роки тому +3

    bizly is so fucking adorable omg

  • @Sarfonix
    @Sarfonix 3 роки тому

    Alt title: Pissly FUMING for 10 minutes

  • @jseph8410
    @jseph8410 3 роки тому +5

    I like how Ani spoke Japanese and Russian

    • @turgburg4890
      @turgburg4890 3 роки тому

      She didnt speak Russian. It eas just japanese

  • @2ndbrain909
    @2ndbrain909 3 роки тому +1

    Imagine sponsoring someone but when you actually watch the video you’re sponsoring, you see this.

  • @pirig-gal
    @pirig-gal 3 роки тому +10

    Another Weest-free video. Thank you very much.

    • @novathehedgehog90
      @novathehedgehog90 3 роки тому +1

      Glad you also have taste

    • @pirig-gal
      @pirig-gal 3 роки тому

      @@novathehedgehog90 I'm mildly unhappy whenever I see a video with him on this channel. This is better.

    • @novathehedgehog90
      @novathehedgehog90 3 роки тому

      @@pirig-gal Same here, don't really know what it is, but the Bizly Wildspartanz Ani combo is one of the best

  • @dumgaebich
    @dumgaebich 3 роки тому +1

    4:56 why does that remind me of that one spot on wuhu island from wii sports resort

  • @TaqillityZ
    @TaqillityZ 3 роки тому +14

    Me: trys to smell colone through a screen
    *Smells colone*
    Me: *Wait a damn minute.*

  • @jadejunnie3285
    @jadejunnie3285 3 роки тому

    4:51 I ,ove it when people bring this picture up because then I can brag about how I’ve actually been there and pull up my own actual pictures

  • @Bizlybebo
    @Bizlybebo 3 роки тому +4

    which tetris block are you

  • @frogfox4287
    @frogfox4287 3 роки тому

    I want more of this content
    It was hilarious I love the mundanity in the middle of the internet which is filled with people trying to be interesting. Love the moment of just simplicity.

  • @virginwaffle8976
    @virginwaffle8976 3 роки тому +3

    damn this video is kinda interesting
    edit: nvm it gets really uninteresting at 16:08

  • @seapicklerick9139
    @seapicklerick9139 3 роки тому

    She said I get so bored at work and all I'm imaging is her at her desk just being bored af and looks at her phone and goes to audilble

  • @TheRatLord__
    @TheRatLord__ 3 роки тому +28

    This is pretty interesting

    • @onlylnw
      @onlylnw 3 роки тому

      No

    • @FennecMizar
      @FennecMizar 3 роки тому +1

      We got a funnyman here
      A jokester
      A comedian

    • @lichnes
      @lichnes 3 роки тому

      OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS

    • @TheRatLord__
      @TheRatLord__ 3 роки тому

      @@FennecMizar ikr

  • @-Big_Big
    @-Big_Big 3 роки тому

    A single prop, 2 seater plane crashed into a cemetery this Friday.
    several hundreds of casualties have been reported and more are being found every hour.

  • @kingaxolotl4534
    @kingaxolotl4534 3 роки тому +6

    For the record the Tetris pieces are called tetroids

    • @kingani
      @kingani  3 роки тому +2

      my brain grows bigger each day

    • @kingaxolotl4534
      @kingaxolotl4534 3 роки тому

      @@kingani it’s always important to learn new things and keep and open mind
      (As long as you keep making fun of Brandon)

    • @ScyHigh
      @ScyHigh 9 місяців тому

      Erm ackshully they're called tetriminos

  • @LuckySketches
    @LuckySketches 3 роки тому

    Appreciate that Stryxo filmed himself for the ad.

  • @xerarch_ash
    @xerarch_ash 3 роки тому +7

    Bizly’s throne has been reclaimed. All hail Bizly

    • @yuri_poms
      @yuri_poms 3 роки тому

      shall we bizzle his pickle

  • @GaurishBatra
    @GaurishBatra 3 роки тому

    This turned from r/uninteresting to r/mildlyinfuriating real quick

  • @cringe9883
    @cringe9883 3 роки тому +8

    anime sounding thor is now something I'll neve be able to unhear

  • @KenanVonKaiser
    @KenanVonKaiser 3 роки тому +2

    3:50 To Skip Ad!

  • @creathechiboi
    @creathechiboi 3 роки тому +5

    Man it feels crazy not being 29

  • @Novasky2007
    @Novasky2007 3 роки тому

    The human brain exposed to constant engaging entertainment when suddenly returned to its base level of mundane boredom will result in Bizzly breakdown syndrome

  • @ari1758
    @ari1758 3 роки тому +15

    The frog image makes this 100000x more hilarious

  • @actually_an_idiot
    @actually_an_idiot 3 роки тому

    In 40 years when Bizzly is super old his kids/grandkids will look him up for a project and all that will show up is “bizzle my pickle” and “pissly”

  • @ari1758
    @ari1758 3 роки тому +5

    They really missed an opportunity to say that Brandon was built like a sugar cube

  • @SamiTheAnxiousBean
    @SamiTheAnxiousBean 3 роки тому

    i love how they just...are going insane because nothing is Interasting

  • @PastelliFox
    @PastelliFox 3 роки тому +5

    Its very interesting.

  • @Jovanny_pcpp
    @Jovanny_pcpp 3 роки тому +1

    This is like legit my favorite ani video

  • @DeltaNoire
    @DeltaNoire 3 роки тому +4

    My favorite trio ever ❤

  • @bubblesbinge7229
    @bubblesbinge7229 3 роки тому

    When you've got a hangover and Brandon starts yelling at you about the subscriber button

  • @brinst_ar
    @brinst_ar 3 роки тому +3

    I've never seen a cube of sugar until now, that's cool.

    • @kingani
      @kingani  3 роки тому +5

      how

    • @MsTeechar
      @MsTeechar 3 роки тому +2

      how

    • @sadwow4606
      @sadwow4606 3 роки тому +2

      how

    • @mallusaih
      @mallusaih 3 роки тому +2

      how

    • @brinst_ar
      @brinst_ar 3 роки тому

      @@kingani I dunno, doesn't exist here, i guess. It's cool how you guys got to have them in cubes, kinda cute actually.

  • @Stryxo
    @Stryxo 3 роки тому +2

    the pain is over

  • @starchildbeamy1684
    @starchildbeamy1684 3 роки тому +4

    I clicked as soon as I read the title

  • @Nekrotix12
    @Nekrotix12 3 роки тому

    Alt title: Bizly slowly dissolves into madness by incredibly mundane and normal occurences.

  • @__UTF__
    @__UTF__ 3 роки тому +5

    HE’S RECLAIMING HIS BIZLE PICKLE
    no i’m not 29