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Cursed Commercials - Why do These Exist?
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2018
- Delving into Cursed Commercials on Twitter brings me to question why they exist.
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Outro song ► Lemaitre - Not Too Late
The most effective condom commercial I've ever seen
True
Agree
@@MrD-Rod360 have you found your cousin?
Guys I think Slazo is starting to have a mental breakdown
wasn't he always???
Someone get Flying Kitty.
"starting"
maybe he hasn't been getting enough clean water?
That Fortnite fart thing looks like a marketing team found DeviantArt fetish art and thought that's what all kids like.
Yup
Yeah, and it's even worse, I mean they block normal porn, but fart or dirty feet shits are allowed. Fuck it.
The sad thing is you're probably not that far off.
Hold up this man not only made the entire mafia city meme, he did a video about it 2 months before it became a meme
youtube_channel.mp4 not slazo, pewdiepie
Kitty Mittens Slazo started it, Pewdiepie made it big
@@jormungandrworldserpent6437 pewdiepie took the video idea from slazo lol
Bobby Z wow really dude? I have JUST learned this information, absolutely NOBODY said this exact thing to me 3 months ago
"I'm not gay but I'm deeply in love with this man" that's how we all feel about you slazo
ドット.スラッシュ I'd go straight for slazo and I'm a lesbian
I wouldn't go straight for him because I'm gay
But what about the girls?
Yuppers
same sksk
Europe: Threatens to ban memes.
USA: Bans net neutrality.
Australia: Sloooow Internet.
Here is a quick fix
Europe: Actually bans memes
America: Forgets about the ban on net neutrality and everything goes back to normal
Australia: even slower interne--- comment failed to load try again later
@@chromefunction6567 I didn't say that America is great and everywhere else is trash
@@chromefunction6567 also where did "everywhere else is trash" come from? I only listed 3 countries out of the 300+ on this planet. And plus I have no reason to vouch for the United states because I'm not from there
@@chromefunction6567 oh the hypocrisy
How slow? My internet is 0.0005 megabytes per second (or minute I can't remember, it's just as slow as the 70s)
Windows 7 is my favorite anime
Window 7 is our new -chan????? Our new waifu????
Top ten most brutal anime deaths
My favourite anime is spongebob squarepants
Thomas the train is the best.
I remember that girl, first time I saw her was as a wallpaper. I didn't know she was an ad.
Commercials in Japan, you can't even know what they are trying to sell you. Just looks like a bunch of comedy scripts made by 5th graders.
I'm Japanese.
I know, right. Like, the most coherent one is this one, ua-cam.com/video/nW2ivVJHZQw/v-deo.html, and that's only because I know what Y-mobile is.
Hideo Kojima long long maaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn
U like mgs?
Keeping us waiting huh?
Of course you're japanese you're HIdeo Kojima dude, good job on death stranding mate.
Imagine being a little kid and seeing questionable ads on UA-cam. Exhibit A:
*HUSTLE CASTLE*
I got a hustle castle ad for this video
I get those a lot
So you get de-monitized for non-advertiser friendly content, but the advertisement isn't an advertiser friendly video
@@butterdogestarwars6709 that sucks
Yt: "I'm sorry, your content wasn't deemed advertiser friendly."
Advertisers: *This*
Ikr
I thought the condom commercial was actually pretty good.
4:04
i saw this in the movie theater when i went to go see Venom
*i was so confused*
What is that even for
Slaz should download all those games and play them in a video 😂😂😂
Oh yes
One emoji is enough.
great idea! Next week. Promise you'll be there? ❤
braden arcader are you sill alive?
@@kaylathomas7485 💀
That condom commercial: I feel like that everyday and I don't even have kids
Two words: Ass whoopin'
i can relate to that
@Ham Man true. If he wasn't able to care for a child, he shouldn't have ever had one
A condoms company slogan should ne dont kid urself
Edgyedgelord same
2018 in a nutshell:
**God has entered the game**
God: w...
**God has left the game**
**God has game ended**
*User joined your channel*
There is an episode interactive ad like the one you showed that is about a pregnant woman and the dad walks in and feels a kick. The choices are "The baby is going to be a kung fu master" or "kick it back!" Like wtf???
Also you should combine this video with the tik tok videos to make cursed tik tok ads. I have seen some really bad ads for it.
Kick it back
Bro... I remember this one, it was this weird blonde kid watching this woman doing splits... only it turns out to be this like, 95 year old woman with a shoe on her hand pretending to be a young woman doing splits... I have no clue what the purpose of the video was other than to be creepy and uncomfortable. Or what about the one with those two cosplaying weirdos imitating the baby trying wasabi video?
Is sprite ok they need a lot of help back then...
I mean they got sting for that commercial so... Idk
@@jackiethomas6578 XD
Well they made Sprite cranberry so I'm not sure
all commercials are cursed
except for Jones BQQ and Foot Massage
that's sacred
Jones is the one true God
edit: 302 likes holy crap, this is freaking epic my dudes
I first when you said Jones, I though you were talking about the storage place one, that one's amazing.
👌
Except Flex Tape
JONES BBQ AND FOOT MASSAGE
> *loops for eternity*
The National Tiles ad is sacred for Australians
Honestly, the condom commercial was genius
I swear to God I've seen that one on TV almost a decade ago, it was almost nostalgic seeing it again.
@@dannyboy_m3821 Same..I think it was around 2006 or 2007 way back but somehow lol I remembered it.
Honestly
God of Gaming Thank
I agree
The voice of that kid in the condom ad sounds like Horrid Henry's
Sounds like slazo
Just another wahmen horrid Henry is my fucking childhood book dude
1984: "We'll have flying cars in the future."
2018: 7:02
I knew the one with the screaming kid and the condoms. We had a show here in Germany a few years ago where they did basically what you're doing here: Look at completely ridiculous ads from around the world and make funny commentary. This one's one of the few masterpieces I still remember.
Oh yea...i remember this show.
What is it called
@@Taetaer I'm trying to find that out too
"Witzig, spritzig: Die besten Werbeknaller der Welt" is probably what he means
Huh, we had that in Sweden too
OH MY FREAKIN GOD I KNOW THAT STEAL NOT A DEAL COMMERCIAL MY DAD SINGS IT ALL THE TIME CAUSE IM LOOSELY RELATED TO THE OWNER OF THAT PLACE also little known fact last summer they had a different version of the commercial play where the said "It's a meal not a steal!" And they literally gave away a whole freaking uncooked chicken with your purchase.
Magist Medallion * buys a lighter immediately *
Gotta admit, that's a pretty good deal.
*BUY A PEN GET A FREE CHICKEN PLEASE JUST BUY THINGS AT MY STORE*
Lycanboy IT'S A STEAL NOT A DEAL
@@amykemp8925 i hear that in my nightmares
Oh, you predicted the mafia memes so long ago...
'Just me or does the dude in the damn Daniel nick ad sound like he's on the verge of tears? i mean i would be to but like..
BBandStrudel *too
exactly
Nah, hes on the verge of a breakdown lmao
I almost cracked my phone screen slamming my thumb into the notifications
Hannah B-J agreed
Cute doggo :P
@@DanielGonzalezL thanks bro. His name is Billy Joel
@@Hannah-gd3kc hope Billy's happy as ever! I just love dogs hahah
@@DanielGonzalezL He's very happy. he's spoiled
Slazo is actually the most awkward person
The U.S.S.R but adorable
@@dubiouslittlecreature908 uwu im so awkward i cant hewp it uwu
@@ollivakevainen700 stop that action immediately.
Face reveal at 500k?
Jesus can walk on water,
Babies are 72% water,
I can walk on babies,
I am now 72% Jesus and 100% in jail.
woah really
An epic Noob in the community roses are red violets are blue this joke is so unoriginal i almost didn’t make fun of you
I did that too and had to do some time but trust me man it's soooo worth it
DanK MelonZ roses are red violets are blue it's not overused just unoriginal I've only seen this joke twice now.
DanK MelonZ roses are red violets are blue it's not overused just unoriginal I've only seen this joke twice now.
Who else is low-key concerned for Slazos safety?
Me tbh
He needs to take care of himself mental or physical, shave!!!!! Plz 😘❤️ and maybe a little hair cut lol
Yes
Did you mean sanity?
What do u mean his safety?
And that kid later grew up to be Jake Paul
yep kid Jake Paul is crazy
Lads... mafia city first showed up here
Jack Natalotto FORESHADOWING
this is slazo back when he was a lv. 1 crook.
Slazo has sold his soul to the devil for views, subscribers, and fame and now he regrets.
WTF?!
Interesting... Cool myth but I doubt it.
I am TIRED of getting Ryan Reynolds toon blast ads
I love Ryan Reynolds but they are taking advantage of that amazing man
at least they're filmed well and put-together unlike that Sharon and Fred shit
At least it's not live.me or tik tok
If I see one more in gonna eat
Same
When will Slazo the religion become public? I am lonely praising his tasty memes alone
Nerdnautical arnt we all
Wait, you mean to tell me you don't know about or practice Slazoism?
hammer ah yes indeed I forgot
Slazo died but on the third day he returned from the dead and said "ok this is epic".
@@J-D03 PREACH THE WORD OF SLAZ
THE SUN FIZZ PART LITERALLY MADE ME CHOKE
Slazo, you should be thanking yourself! Seeing you grow like this is so inspiring to me. You got here because of your hard work. From being mostly a reddit review channel, you have grown into a diverse and creative channel. Your content is more infused with your own thoughts and ideas now. The commentary and humor you ad into your channel combined with your personality has been the main factor in your growth and success. Your hard work and dedication is what got you here. You should be proud (and I’m sure you are). Thank you for providing really great and quality content; I never miss a Slazo video :)
no ones gonna read that u piece of shit
@@chadangeles3856 I did. Was your negativity really necessary? Really? It is a very kind comment. I'm very disappointed in you. You can do better than that and you know it.
i just farded and shidded
Brandon865 and came’d
I'd rather be stuck in the storm than stuck smelling this FARD.
Heeeheeee
God?!
i just laffd
The bad lighting really adds to the "cursed video" aesthetic of this video, while the lack of headroom communicates your feeling of being trapped in this video.
Very symbolic this is high quality filmmaking 👌solid 9.8/10
finpin and then... the demon in the center... so powerfully terrifying. Truly a terrifying scene
dont forget the limited talking space and poor use of thirds
7:11 before audio effects
8:04 after audio effects
Kids, dont do audio effects
Jesus can walk on water. watermelons are 92% water.
i can walk on watermrlons.
i am 92% Jesus.
granted, i'd actually trip and die because i can't actually walk on watermelons but whatever
A can of water is about 100% water, I can walk on a can of water. I'm 100% Jesus
The 90s and early 2000s had the weirdest commercial
Especially the smoking commercials. Like the one at the gas station where they pay by pulling out their teeth or peeling off their skin. Or the one where there's a person with the hole in their neck talking about smoking and it later reveals that he is becoming a weird robot thing. I dunno
You spelled "best" wrong.
Yea
ᴼᴹᴳ ˢᴼᴹᴱᴼᴺᴱ ᴱᴸˢᴱ ᵂᴴᴼ ᴸᴵᴷᴱˢ ᴹᶜᴿ
Ikr
6:47 they stole that from guardians of the galaxy Vol.2- Yondu did not die for this, dammit.
EXACTLY!
HIGHKEY AGREE FORTNITE'S FUCKING CURSED
Are those chihiro and gundham on your profile picture i see?
big boy slazo is slowly turning into Pyro
9:55 *and so this is why you DON'T take your kid to the store*
My god I got a tik tok ad.
Espescialy the little ones
@@coconutjam6013 Exactly
@@mapdell your user name is gorgeous
This is why you don't get kids at all, lol
HUSTLE CASTLE LOOKS LIKE IT WAS MADE WITH GO ANIMATE whY
It is. It's a cheap russian game made to suck up your budget. What did you expect.
omG hOW DARe u MakE FuN oF MeH FaVoUrite gaME I wuLL rEPOrt u 4 BULlYinG
Typical 5-year olds
Hey did you forget to switch accounts?
Looks more like family guy to me
I remember the damn Daniel commercials too and whenever they came on I actually just switched to Cartoon Network
10:54 That's how Mafia works!
There's like 1001 ads for this f*rick*ing dumb game. You should make a different video about just this game.
WilliamBgaming YT why put YT in your YOUTuBe name
That's how the mobile works
All the hustle castle ads are cursed, you could make an entire video solely about those hell spawns. Disgusting, just absolute abominations.
Why aren't your videos upside down?
oh i get it because slazo is australian
he flips them in editing... the uncut footage is
He records with an upside down camera. (right side up for us normal people)
+Dexter Sullivan nice bait
@@vreaum ohhhh is that why they are upside down for me
Also fred and sharon videos are classics. Adult Swim had them do some animations for their bumps between ads. Absolutely awful yet wonderful.
Why doesn't that surprise me lol
Damn Slazo, you have been fųçķįñģ grinding recently.
(Not referring to your boyfriend)
Wait slazo is gay?
*idiots intensifies*
Yo wassup fellow sir
That condom commercial.. Sometimes i'm the kid.. Sometimes i'm the dad..
I keep getting that one cooking anime mobile game. I don’t think the stop seeing this ad button is working...
hast thou considered adblock? it works for me just fine.
@Таинственный человек how is that relevant?
What about that one where the guy eats icecream off himself while smiling
Baby's ice cream
ryen duran yup!
And that one coffee ad
It's a girl tho
Offensive Stuff You sure?
Your sincerity at the end was hugely appreciated, been a while since I saw a youtuber actually seem honest with his audience like that.
That Rogue Assault ad... actually mildly humorous.
the intro actually gave me shivers
What's your profile picture?
bird Zamora the AI from 2001: A Space Oddysey
@@Bass_Goat53 Hal
They're called void memes
Have a wonderful day
@@ethanos3654 Ahit i was gonna say that 😠
@@bonk931 you one upping bitch
I like how this wholesome comment got "you one upping b##ch" as a reply.
@@FLooferJD yeah whoever said that comment is such a jerk
FLoofer [J.D] I’m loving all of this
so you're telling me that windows 7 ad wasn't just a bad fever dream I had awhile back
huh
“I’m not gay, but I’m deeply in love with this man.” 😂👌🏻
number 15: fortnite fart fetish
Try saying that 5 times fast
Burger King foot lettuce
*The last thing you'd want in you Fortnite let's-play is someones fart fetish...*
cuckling F. F. FUCKING
rebbecasdentalproblem *but it turns out that might be what you get*
I think i need an exorcism after watching this
Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good
*P H A R P*
9:23 Oh the tidal wave of nostalgia.
Im pretty sure they are ads.
Tik tok ads.
I have seen you
can't remember where..
tikkie tokk succ mu cocc
I had a tik tok ad on his video "bad tik tok videos", I formally died.
We don't talk about those.
Wholesome Lad
I just saw a commercial where these kids were quoting Adventure Time in the worst way possible
*Tiktok is a virus*
"I'm not gay" sounds like something a GAY would say
@DeadByCamping is it because my pfp is my fucking fursona
that sounds like someone who is gay would say
@@aziebites that sounds something that a furrie would say
Fred & Sharon with the Ogopogo song and that totally sick Ogopogo sea monster animation. They're absolutely repping the Okanagan Valley in Canada, and honestly I'm a little proud. We did it guys!
Slazo, your post processing skills are exceptional and your delivery is impeccable
Arthur has been ruined, I do not say hey!
Beautiful, and stunning content please don’t mock it.
Beautiful, and stunning content please don’t mock it.
hi (sorry for my bad english)
Bruh
I’m literally addicted to your voice.
+ I know I’m weird.
I’ve only watched you for a few days now but you’re already one of my favorite youtubers
how long is it gonna take you to realize that your internet doesn't work BC AUSTRALIA DOESNT EXIST IVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU
Sam Dudley are you able to explain how that joke's funny. Cause I don't get it
Raven Daffodils australia not existing was a meme like a month ago.
Sam Dudley I know and I have trouble seeing what's funny about it
@@ArthurTRead i mean... some dude was just making youtube videos saying australia wasn't real and it was pretty funny... im not sure what you want from me my guy. i cant make it funny for you.
@@ArthurTRead your videos arnt funny there pretty shitty
2 uploads in 2 days? omfg
Sprighte what have we’ve done to deserve this miracle
@It was I Dio how old is slazo? Like 27 right?
@@ayakonji hes 19
It was I Dio yeah that’s true he did say that
lmaooo that condom commercial was amazing honestly i did not expect that. u seem a bit on edge though, pls take care of yourself!!! i love the different kinds of videos you're putting out, don't be too concerned about what we think ok!!!
This video is foreshadowing of what is to come
Those first two sprite commercials were pretty good tho
gotta straight up *yeet* them children
Does somebody want a hug after these nightmares
Please.
I'd rather take a bullets but still thanks
*Hugs everyone that sees this comment*
Criminal Gaming a bullets?
@XP Gamer you stay the fuck away from me.
You predicted the meme brother
I think the company only exists in my state, but look up Matress Ranch commercials. They're really somethin.
Long deceased memes and depraved things have revolutionized marketing. What a time to be alive!
The fortnite thing wants to make me *game end* my self
You watch Pyrocynical im guessing?
probably
I couldn't find it online when I tried to search for it, so I am pretty sure it is a fake thing that was only made once to have the pictures taken (or perhaps even made in photoshop).
XD Clout Trout oh hi pyro.
pyrocinical fan XD Clout Trout
Does anyone else think Michael is incredibly attractive?
Yes Please
Yes
HatchyIRL slazo is Michael
4:03 I saw this ad in a movie theater it gave me great pain
Only real gamers play hustle castle
What I wanna know is what that game is where you bash people's heads and level up
@@sneakysnake7695 Mafia City or something
wow people got here fast...
love ya slazo
@ariannasv22 lol and yea tbh tamales are like always good :p
Pure.Uncut.Raw.Action
The timing and editing on the wrestling ad is SPOT ON.
I really hope this becomes a series, this video was great. But honesty speaking here, lately your videos have been hilarious. Really appreciate all the effort you put in all of them. ❤️
3:16 australia in a nutshell
I look forward to your videos so much. Every time I get a notification I get so excited and I can't wait to watch! Thank you 🖤
The best part of the Nick one is you can hear the announcers voice crack at the end because hes laughing at the commercial too.
You haven't seen German commercials yet...
B U C H S T A B E N Y O L O
Jenny
„Mit diesem Spray können Sie sich in weniger als 7,23 Sekunden umbringen!
Bestellen Sie jetzt, für nur 354553567753356,99€!“
I don’t think he wants too if there worse.
Are they anti anti semmetic?
Oh man it’s surreal seeing a business from your town being torn apart by a kid on the other side of the planet. Although if I remember right, salvage world went out of business a couple of years ago
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The rockstar one isn't only on UA-cam, it's actually on news channels as an ad too which is insane
I lived in Hattiesburg, MS for five years - not a bad college town!
That condom commercial regularly ends up on the "World's Best and Funniest Commercials" lists.
D I R E C T U N I T C O N T R O L
"I'm not gay"... Dangit..
Honestly lmao
@Dylan Ryan @ Mohamad Dylan Bin Mohd Daniel - *Let's together sad*
Dylan Ryan @ Mohamad Dylan Bin Mohd Daniel - legit 😭😭😂
I 100% remember that one PBS Kids writing prompt. I'm 99% sure I actually submitted something.
This is Slazo saying "Why does this exist?" For 12 minutes