John Oliver Worked the Phones at a Place that Sold Stolen Goods
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- Опубліковано 6 бер 2018
- John Oliver chats with Jimmy about his toddler son throwing up all over his homeland of England and what it was like answering phones for a guy who sold stolen kitchen equipment.
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John Oliver Worked the Phones at a Place that Sold Stolen Goods
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60% sad. That's the dominant percentage of sad.
I'm sure he gets 10% from his mother lol
damn you're handsome Jon Snow.
Might be just enough to be a 'pro call of duty player'
You should know, since you always look... you know... sad?
King In The North, nothing about John Oliver is dominant.
Apart from being a wealthy man, more wealthy than 99% of his audiene or critics.
"There is a reason strippers don't dress back on stage" - best quote by John Oliver.
He apparently hasn't been to Le Cafe in Bethpage, Long Island
It's true, isn't it: because *while women look beautiful when they are undressing, there is just something odd and slightly undignifying when she is dressing herself* after being naked.
@@Suite_annamite I wouldn’t call it undignified, just a bit awkward
At least Jim gave the original phone answering woman maternity leave
Amy June
Well, it was that or have the baby at her desk. Note that there was no mention of *paid* maternity leave.
@@maryrosekent8223 Has to be paid... legal requirement. And even a fence would be keeping up some pretense of legitimacy.
Yeah, that was the part that was funny to me: in Britain, even organized crime gives you maternity leave!
@@cros13 you do realise that their Work in General was illegal?
@@Nina-wt5nw Absolutely. That's one of the many reasons to comply with the law in this regard. A fence usually has some ostensibly legitimate business. Why pull stupid shit like refusing maternity leave? Among other reasons why piss off the people who work for you for little to no gain, potentially giving them a reason to inform on you. Maternity leave is an expectation across most of the planet, it's certainly common enough in industries that fall on the wrong side of the law.
John is so damn quick
I Write A Song A Day not as quick...as me
He’s English
Hey you should concentrate on writing songs, i see u everywhere, in so many comment sections
The man graduated from Cambridge University top 5 education institution in the the world, had every opportunity, yeah. He did alright. ALSO, he's no Jon Stewart, and NO Stephen Colbert. Fuck off bitch boy.
Damn son, the man was just giving a compliment
John Oliver is a legend. What a legend!
So he's just john legend?
John Oliver is brillent!
lolipedofin ......lol, yeah right. I bet he can spell at least.
lolipedofin wtf is brillent?
Brillent is half his audience that can't really understand him but laugh anyways at his utter sentences lmao.
This interview was honestly hilarious lol
Isn't he the one who played "the 40 year old virgin"? LOL
Team Shmo after Putin told about it, I can show you the video as it is not a secret. SARMAT test ua-cam.com/video/jn_wgCpJU54/v-deo.html
John didn't give Jimmy a chance to ruin it that's why
Jimmy seems to think everything is hilarious.
Sabar Kurdistani actually, Jimmy just asked questions and let John loose.
I am here exclusively for John Oliver, Fallon seems like an absolute sweetie pie, so it pains me to say I don't find him funny.
No one finds Fallon funny lmao, he's an impressionist at heart/ a sort of jack of all trades (but master of none), and is just fun to be around: he's a people person and its his energy and personality that's got him this far which is okay I think. I don't really get the constant comparison.
I’m not a huge fan of Fallon, but I was surprised by his deodorant name of “Gym” as a callback to the boss named Jim. That was quick and clever enough I almost missed it.
Jimmy is good at this job because he actually lets people tell their stories without interrupting except to clarify or laugh.
He's not funny, but he laughs, and you can see he genuinely enjoys having a conversation with his gests, so he lifts up the mood, and makes our funny Johnny guy even more funny.
His laugh is faker than Niki minaj's ass
Britain should be extremely proud for John Oliver. I still watch his Net Neutrality videos whenever I lose faith in journalism.
They don't really work that way. They find American pride in things like an actor being from their hometown weird. They're much more likely to slag them off.
Agreed. His Net Neutrality videos were sobering and they are true journalism.
Nobody in Britain has any idea who he is. It's one of the reasons he left.
No matter how many times we call it that, his show is still not journalism.
Walter Montiel it's got elements of journalism. Provides data and insights that HBO thinks we should know
“There is a reason that strippers don’t re-dress themselves on stage, cause is sad Jimmy” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 hahahahhaha God I love him!
"...an american" lol
one of the only reasons i would watch a Fallon video, John fuckin Oliver
Taz K sammmmeee
literally me!!!!!!
Yes THANK YOU!
Webster's definition:
quick witted = John Oliver
😂
Tried to look up definition for "unfunny twerp" and they only had a huge photo of Jimmy Fallon.
You need to hear of Lee Mack
During this show you could clearly see John calling Jimmy out on the fake compliments and quickly forcing him to bring out his real laughter. Gotta love guests this witty! 😂
That didn't happen lmao John just doesn't like compliments and is the type of person where compliments make them uncomfortable so they joke and brush them off. Jimmy clearly admires John but I guess he's incapable of admiring people because you all hate his laugh and his unfunniness? Go off I guess...
That's the way I interpreted it too actually it was like he was pulling him out of the acting into the actual conversation maybe. But I could see other people's points of view also because after all who cares
John Oliver is one of the best out there!
Conan O' Brian ?
U are one of the best out there ;)
Kat Kendall this is the first video I’ve seen about him not complaining about trump
Love how John got his London accent on whenever he was quoting Jim.
John is one of those people who is not aesthetically pleasant but makes it up with comedy, intelligence and a voice like a glass of chocolate milk. Feel free to quote me on this John.
Hazome PVPiss "not aesthetically pleasant" what a way to call someone ugly 😂
Hazome PVPiss chocolate milk is a weirdly accurate way to describe his voice
Hazome PVPiss I mean...yeah. That’s pretty much my life too XD
Hazome PVPiss I don’t think he’s not aesthetically pleasant LOL. He’s not the most attractive man in the world but he’s definitely not ugly at all lol
Idk, I think he's FINE
60% sad?
Am I...British?
Bullcrap McGee hmm maybe that's why I like British accents.
yes
Look all you need to be British is 60% Sadness 20% self loathing 10% snark and 10% tea
Because that is our way
The whole world is
@@thebronzedragon1 is there no general contempt or pessimism in there?
In case anyone wonders about his 1st Cav Pin(US Army Pin)
While dodging security at the 2008 RNC, Oliver met his future wife. She was part of a non-partisan combat veteran's group and he was a cub reporter for the Daily Show. Kate and her people helped John and his people hide from the RNC heavies.
Later, at the 2008 DNC, Norley and her Vets for Freedom ran into Oliver and crew again and soon after the two began dating. In time, Oliver's diligence earned him both a green card and a wife.
TL;DR:
His wife, Kate Norley, was a combat medic with 1st Cav.
"You need to be funnier around here before you go and be funny somewhere else."
That's some solid reasoning that will probably change my life, "You need to be more X around here before you go and be X somewhere else."
...so what I'm taking from this is that even the fences in Europe offer maternity leave.
And dont use guns.
Yeah Americans look and learn. Even dodgy blokes who sell you knock off kitchens still give you paid Maternity leave in the UK.
John Oliver needs to do audiobooks. He has the perfect delivery for crazy stories.
I still remember john being on mock the week, and I still can't believe how far he has come. Legend
I see John, I click. He's my new favorite person. 😊
I have no idea why John Oliver did not make it huge in the UK as a stand up comedian, he is hilarious.
Last Week Tonight needs to be an hour long! 30 minutes is not enough!
It is an hour
Pay HBO fu ck*** bastard
I love his different british accents haha
first time watching jimmy fallon in years only cuz of john oliver
agreed. I do enjoy that Oliver can get some real laughs out of Fallon, all his laughter seems forced/fake anymore
I have a massive crush on John ugh he's so awesome!
1:22
"Sixty percent sad"
Same, dude.
He says he’s not much of an actor but he had one of the funniest roles in comedy tv when he played Professor Duncan on Community. He was gold
"It's a boy, Mr. Oliver... Yes.. yes congratulations.. but.. ok.. look. Please sit down. There's no easy way to say this.. he's... Well He's American. I know.. I know it's a blow.. it is. But it isn't the handicap it used to be. He might grow up to be.. A successful furniture salesman.. maybe a branch manager for a mid level travel agency.. A schizophrenic UA-camr, maybe... There is hope."
Is that you John Oliver ?
Hey John whos the worst person you went on a date with
Schizophrenic UA-camr
😂😂😂😂😂
No videos and above thousand subscribers weird
It must be a real "blow" to be an american i concur with him.
I wish that when Jimmy asked what was your job before comedy he said " I worked at Buckingham palace in the kitchen and I once gave the queen feta cheese"
John's first boss was Michael Caine
My Cocaine*
@@nelsonmongare9515 from honest trailers, mate ????😅😂😂😂😂
@@nelsonmongare9515 holy lol :D
His first boss and also every single person that called the place to buy the stolen kitchen equipment.
Is there a living person more consistently hilarious than John Oliver? Not sure that there is.
i love that his baby threw up all over the hotel room, it seems that hatred of england just runs in the family
He doesn't even try and he's funny
Funeral Giggle THATS CALLED TALENT
I feel like John americanizes his voice a bit so we can understand him but his full Brit imitations are so good
Hearing an accent on top of his own accent makes it 100x funnier
I just realized why i like john oliver so much. He tells me things that are meant to be funny but aren't jokes and that is why i laugh at them.
The only real laugh I have seen ever from Jimmy Fallon.
MrNepaliThakur Where? 🤔
John Oliver is objectively funny!
oh really? in the unites of what did you manage to measure how funny he is? even then, it would still be relative!
Stephen Hawking disagrees.
He objectively looks like a parrot with spider fingers that has aged like an apple in a dumpster, but man I love him.
Subjectively
No one is objectively funny as humor is by nature subjective, but I find him so. As hard as comedy is, everyone who makes it in that industry has some kind of talent, though there are objective standards for grading the quality of comedy, in terms of joke construction, set up and delivery, as well as originality. Some people are very skilled at playing to the lowest common denominator or exploiting a gimmick to it's full potential. I'm sure Oliver wouldn't consider himself highbrow as he's undeniably a fan of silly hijinks, but he's obviously most appealing to smarter audiences.
"I'm not much of an actor."
Yes, your appearances in Smurfs and Love Guru tipped me off.
Me here for John Oliver too, he is intelligent, knowledgeable, and funny at the same time....also not insecure or self conscious.....lethal combination
Lol...he makes everything sound so funny, him and John Stewart are the best.
It's amazing the John Oliver worked for a character from Grand theft Auto
john is amazing and jimmy is so outmatched in the same room.
I love how he started doing his old bosses accent and then he started talking more British
He was doing a London accent as opposed to Birmingham where he's from. Although his accent is fading a little.
I love how his accent slips into more of a lower-class Londoner when he's quoting Jim, and then it bleeds into the rest of his speech... he usually sounds so posh, it's a delightful contrast xD
"Your daddy is from London. That's why your daddy is 60% dad"
Hahahahaha!
I love John Oliver's sense of humor.
He's not wrong, we can be pretty miserable over in the UK haha. If you want to feel depressed sit on the tube on the london underground at 7am, the amount of misery is incredible. If it wasn't for tea and scones we wouldn't get through our days
I'm not surprised that the character Eeyore is British. I can see how tea and scones help. As an American tea drinker, I love visiting England because of all the properly made tea.
All the Winnie characters are British, but the US-made cartoon changes most of the voices, but not the donkey. As a Brit can I just say 'thanx for representing us a Eeyore'. OK, we can be a bit miserable at times!
I hate tea, so I suppose I would be 80% sad, though I assume I'd still be able to get a proper cup off coffee.
Lol I like the tube - but yes - I totally get what you are saying. Funny!
John's always on point 😂 n I'm quickly discovering he has some of his funniest interviews with Jimmy
3:35 his accent reminds me of the main character of The Boys.
One of the first and only interviews I've seen where Jimmy has a genuine laugh
i wanna make one thing very clear,i am here because of john oliver and thats it :D
Tell em that we have am oven that would fit his kitchen perfectly that just came in last night 😂
Aside from John’s usual RP accent, he can also do a pretty good London accent. I also hear that he does a mean Midlands accent (which would make sense with him being from Birmingham)
I think, like Colbert, he changed his accent when he started to do comedy as he felt people would take him more seriously. When he does an impression of himself as a child he sounds way more brummie
These two are in a completely different class from each other. John Oliver is about a thousand times funnier than Jimmy Fallon. It's got to be pretty rough as a host when you get that upstaged by your guest.
I'm sure Jimmy is more than used to it
One is 60%sad, one is 120% happy lol
Never fails to make up jokes on the spot.
I actually appreciated Jimmy Fallon because of John Oliver. He seems so sincerely listening here.
That Jim guy was definitively Mark Strong . There is no way he is not Mark Strong .
he is funny. i want more of him
I bet you want all of him
johns cockney is hilarious. i want him to do other british accents more
I’m in bed trying not to wake my girl and I’m crying! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love this guy
All babies are like tiny Keith Richards. They stumble around, disoriented, mumbling unintelligibly, occasionally pee their pants; you get the idea.
LOL! Way cuter though! 😂
I came here for John. And for no one else.
This is the first interview where you could argue Fallon wasn’t over-laughing... I mean, he definitely was, but it was just THAT funny!
Love love love John Oliver!
John Oliver from delivering ill-gotten gains to criminals in Londinium, to performing with Cookie Monster on Sesame Street. Crazy career
John Oliver is England's best gift to America.
Bless him john😊
John Oliver is a legend
Does jimmy fallon know we will still laugh at funny anecdotes from his guests without the use of his forced laugh? Cause we will...
John Oliver is a gifted storyteller
Consistently one of the best guests ever...
I immediately replayed this video. Such good stories.
I never knew the guests were lit from the floor until John stood up and they quickly turned the light off. Show business is crazy.
I wasn't sure but now I know John Oliver is truly the best in current era.
I love you John! You are not afraid to make yourself the butt of your jokes. Thank you for making the news lighthearted and serious at the same time. Don’t know how you do it but keep it up!!!
John Oliver. What a man.
John was born to be a comedian
The jobs that suck your soul are the ones where there's no personalities there. - John Oliver
what a great sentence and insight
This is the best reason to be yourself I've ever heard.
Which comedian always laughs more his guests??? U r right, Jimmy Fallon.
I swear I saw "fake laughter" in subtitles everytime Jimmy laughed.
john is the best ^^
I love John Oliver 😂
ugh I freaking love John. He is seriously one of the best humans out there
He's from Birmingham.
AY Berhe But Birmingham is in London. As we all know, to Americans, London, England, Britain and the UK are all interchangeable terms for the same thing.
But I thought Birmingham was controlled by teh evol Muslims
As we all know. Really. Where do you get your information about 325 million people and what they know about Great Britain, the United Kingdom, Ireland (North and South), Scotland, Wales and England and what they are made up of? Perhaps if that is your opinion, then perhaps you should add to your opinion that your island isn't all that important to most people. I disagree with this assertion as I disagree with yours. @@bujin1977
Well, since they put into place a law that essentially eliminates free speech, you be the judge. @@williambrennan104
@@SandraLovesRoses Our Island is a lot less important to people than the politicians of this island like to think. My observation is based on the sheer number of times I see Americans (and other nationalities, to be fair) who say "England" when they mean "Great Britain" or "UK". It was not meant to be taken so seriously.
He is naturally funny, no big effort really 😄
Okay, but you have to give Jim props for having mat leave...
Fallon has changed and rather improved his hosting style. He is letting the guest talk and not laughing over the top. Good stuff
John’s hysterically funny ... first saw him doing reporter bits on Jon Stewart Daily Show, then filling in for a whole summer when Stewart when off to do a movie .. I thought he would’ve been a perfect new host but, thankfully, he went on to do his OWN commercial FREE show on HBO .. shwew 😏 that 3 months he was off this winter seemed like an ETERNITY !
I had to rewind John Oliver’s little dance like 4 times 😂
Jim had the coolest accent
I want a novel or a TV show or *something* about John's old job. What a great character Jim would make.
John, you are a not a national treasure, you are a world treasure
I can't believe he's the exact same when he's just fully improving, like zero prep time, and he's just KILLING IT!
I absolutely love John!
I love his Geezer accent I can picture the guy soooo vividly!!!