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Bra like for real, Rap critic's reaction to that like is exactly what I was thinking when I heard Yatchy say that , like bra, "Blows the Dick like a cello?" Dude that is such an epic fail for someone who is a musical Artist. I don't know maybe it is cause I took Piano lessons and my Teacher was a classic music composer but even before then I knew the difference between a Cello, Clarinet and a Flute
Strings and strings players have have been shorthand for passionate lovers in media for decades. Anyone seen how the instrument wrests between the knees and moves with a persons body almost like they’re one; or like they’re dancing “cheek to cheek”Since everybody such an authority. How come nobody’s talking about cell vibrato? Nobody seen a super passionately animated cellist? Maybe it’s not that deep and it’s literally a reference to the vibrato hand motion. So she uses her hands. .... it still sounds bad as heck tho.
@@the_that_thing3847 it's still sounds bad, there is just no type of blowing with a cello guys and I understand what you saying about how String players are unappreciated but I have a goal of making an album and tour using an orchestra as backing
I think #3 was the worst. Jaden Smith and Yachty are idiots, but to repeatedly tell someone to kill themselves on an album that's biggest song is one about overcoming depression and suicidal thoughts, I don't know how they let that slip like that
it's like that Good Charlotte album where iirc there's one song for the depressed and suicidal and sometime later on the album there's a song about wanting to die?? idk but it did happen
Most likely because they don't actually care. They know a song whose title is the Suicide Hotline will get them air time, downloads, digital purchases, and most importantly, people talking about it and sharing it. They know it will result in hype, so they write some generic "Don't be sad" lyrics, which is how we got the "Throw your hands up if you can relate!" call and answer.
@@BenDovahkin ....no...a clarinet is a clarinet....not a flute. Just because they are both woodwind instruments doesnt mean they are the same thing. Thats like saying a violin is a type of guitar because they both have string....please i hope this is a r/wooosh moment
Did Jaden Smith say, ‘I’m Martin Luther, Baby’ after saying he’s Martin Luther King? I know he was just trying to repeat himself, but it sounds funny to me. Well, uh, it’s good to know he’s not only a civil rights legend but also the inventor of Protestantism. Good for him, I guess.
So Jaden Smith is both the second greatest civil rights leader and deeply insecure german who was incredibly haunted by his demons but yet changed the fabric of history and Christianity and without him we wouldnt be here.
I am so glad you mentioned that "WHO CAN RELATE?! WHOOO!" because I really like that song since I can seriously relate to the whole suicide and depression thing. And that just... Throws off the ENTIRE tone?
I agree it’s a drastic tone change, but for me it kind of fits with the gen z brand of “dark humor as coping mechanism” thing. Like “ayyyyyy I just wanna die”. So I’m willing to buy that the WOOO part of the song was a reflection of that. Whether or not it works for the listening audience is another matter
I thought George Jefferson was supposed to be like George Washington and Thomas Jefferson put together, like he's saying he's as good as 2 of the greatest American presidents combined. Similar to his comparing himself to Martin Luther King. Or maybe I'm giving him too much credit. Still shit though.
“You know, I’m just feeling so down. My dad found out I’m gay and I just feel like he doesn’t love me for who I am and it’s got me feeling like I shouldn’t be alive if I can’t express myself for who I am... WHO CAN RELATE! WOO!”
Ah yes, the "gay" part of the song. (AKA the music video.) Here's the thing i want to know: why wasn't the video about suicide? Why was it about a different topic? (And yes, i know you are making a joke but this is a real question that i have.)
Keelan Barron it is about suicide, the video just focuses on one story. you see the main character with a gun at one point after being rejected by his father. lgbtq+ people have higher suicide rates than the rest of the population - this is shown to correlate with how accepting one’s family is (those with non-accepting families are the main pple with higher suicide rates). hope this made sense, let me know if you have any questions
@@nox3226 i kind of knew this. I still think that the video should've focused on someone who is suicidal instead of someone who is apart of the lgbtq thing. (Because the song isn't about how lgbtq people are being treated badly, it's about how people are depressed to the point of killing themselves. If the song was about lgbtq people as well as suicide, then it would make sense.)
Keelan Barron I’m kind of confused by your response. the character in the video was suicidal - it was one example of a suicidal person. i get that there was focus on the fact he liked guys but that was part of the story. at the same time, i get where you’re coming from. i’ve struggled with suicide and it was not like in the video. i feel like that’s the point though, you can’t show everyone’s story so why not show one? sorry if i repeated myself, im really fucking tired
Funny thing is I've gone on record to say how legitimately clever some rappers can be with their wordplay, and then there's this reminding me that more than one person thought wee wee would be a good lyric to use in the same genre
As somebody who grew up playing a clarinet in school, somehow the fact that Lil Yachty confused a flute and a clarinet hurts me more than him thinking a cello is a woodwind instrument.
the sad thing is, Eminem is sort of the type of rapper you expect to refer to his penis as his "wee wee", just not in any of his serious songs. Plus these rappers really aren't helping their case by using a word which the Scottish often use as a substitute for the word 'small'.
well...technically everyone does it, we just don't say "wee wee" because it's considered childish and immature....though admittedly the mental image of a big drunk guy yelling "I need a wee wee" is kind of funny
No he didn't. He just brushed off all criticism of joyner and hopsin as "you just call it fake deep bc it actually has a message" when in reality they are called fake deep because the "message" is very generic and surface level shit any 15 year old with the slightest level of self awareness would think of. "DRUGZ R BAD THE GOVERMENT IS CORRUPT MAAAN!" Thats what hopshit basically says with his narrow minded views on shit and usually doesn't have a solution besides "think like me"
Not the best idea showing the clip of Hopsin taking his cult to live out in the woods though. "Did the man who invented civilization live in civilization?"
Ellyjah Goodson Then what the fuck does "fake" have to do anything? They're not pretending to be deep for the sake of just being deep (like RC suggested Jaden Smith of doing). They just failed on some level but it's not fake. English 101
Not as much as Yachty. God, this guy really sucks as a "MC". This is the same dumbass who said Biggie is overrated. That's like saying MIchael Jordan is overrated in basketball.
kenterminatedbygoogle Well. Biggie is overrated-- but he's great, yes. He's overrated because many people say he's the best on UA-cam Comments but have only heard like Hypnotize and Big Poppa.
Man, I really don't know if Jaeden Smith is just trolling everyone or is actually that out of touch with reality due to his upbringing. A true question for the philosophers.
If I had to choose, I'd put my money on the latter. This is what too much money does to you, particularly if you were born into it and it's all you've ever known.
On the Yachty line: I was a youth pastor for a while, I’m also a musician and rapper. Had some of my kids in the van and Peek-a-boo came on. I pointed out that line (because I’m also a cellist so they KNOW what that is and what it looks like) and I thought their brains were going to implode lol It’s so bad, that even middle schoolers criticized him heavily for it. lol
Really solid list here, RC. I eagerly await your best list and hope that my suggestion makes it. (Buy Now by Spose was the song I chose) BTW, really enjoyed your "fake deep" tangent, as some rappers are willing to be silly in some songs & serious in others..... and there's nothing wrong with that. Or even being both at the same time. I mean, Thrift Shop was a silly song, but it also showed how brand names rip people off. Even if you don't agree with the message being portrayed, at least hear the person out as they usually have some good points. Anyways, you have a Merry Christmas.
Cody Smith Fake deep is nothing about that. It's when guys like Hopsin pretend to be deep by just saying shit exists without introspection, yet still putting themselves on a pedestal.
Wait till you get to that part of the video, as I wasn't talking about people being fake deep, I was talking about people who claim rappers are fake deep when they're not actually fake deep.
I think that the 'Who can relate, WOO!' line could've worked if it was filled with sarcasm and venom, as if he thought that no one could actually relate to the situation
Everytime i hear that line from lil yatchy i think of that one scene from spongebob where squidward said "and the drums" and the drum players tried to blow on the drum stick.
Yeah... I'm a HUGE Tech N9ne fan, he's my favourite artist ... But when I saw his album cover come up on the screen in this video... I immediately knew why. That lyric from Wheels Like Hill was absolutely embarrassing. He is an amazing lyricist... But like all rappers, he makes mistakes sometimes ... That was one of them. He's still my favourite though
Angel Molina Yeah. It's when he makes a song that he doesn't put any effort into, where you find the worst lyrics. And it isn't often. He usually puts alot of passion into all his music
Listenersnotes Ok, you guys are seriously worked up over one bad line. One bad line does not automatically make the entire song worthless. Btw this is coming from someone who doesn’t like the song, though I mainly don’t like it because of the hook.
4:55 maybe the irony is that he's gay. The sex with the girl is expected, but he doesn't actually want to do it. Or perhaps it's really deep dramatic irony. He thinks he's sexing a woman, but we, listening to the omniscient 3rd person narrator know that it's a robot. (No, i don't actually believe he meant any of that. I doubt he knows what "irony" actually means. Hell, I've written papers on "irony", and I'm not 100% sure what it means. Isn't that ironic? ... No, seriously. Is it? I don't know no more.) (Edited for typos because I'm my own grammar nazi.)
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I think that was just him being funny. He’s a relatively smart guy and has a good sense of humor... could be wrong though, you never know with rappers these days. 🤷♂️
When Ferg said that line I thought of you because you get on rappers for saying they'll fuck your girl all the time. I interpreted him as saying because he's a rapper he'll do it ironically to play into the cliche. If that makes sense.
I can almost see where you’re getting from. But I think that would only work if he was a rapper known for avoiding cliches (i.e. he’s never brought up sex with your girl in a song). I don’t normally listen to A$AP Ferg so idk if he is, but if he’s not and he always uses popular rap cliches, there’s nothing ironic about taking your girl because it’s not subverting anyone’s expectations.
ThePhreakass Did you even listen to the review? He doesn't call it a 5/5 classic or anything. He said likes half the album, but also enjoys the overall message of each song.
How do you come up with a lyric so bad that the immediate line before it "my new bitch yellow" doesn't even get brought up in a critical analysis of your lyrics? "My new bitch yellow"... really?
@@mr.x2567 Don't know the full context. Just wanted to say that "Yellow" is also a slang term in the Black American community for lightskinned Black people, usually woman.
RC's number one pick clearly should make his,"If u don't know something, JUST GOOGLE IT!!!!!" line as RapCritic's new catchphrase. Seriously, next year, does a rapper want a girl to blow him like a synthesizer?? I am sure that's how Valerie Bertnelli turned on Eddie Van Halen lol.
Given that there is a woodwind that fits the rhyme scheme, oboe, it does raise questions of its own if he were to use that instead. If she's blowing you, one would assume her mouth would be open. Most woodwinds have small reed aperture, especially the oboe. So...does that mean he's packing a toothpick downstairs? Sorry, I always found any reference to instrumental fellatio hilarious because of that. Also, on the "wee-wee" comment, the only other song I can think of that you didn't show was So Dope by Tech N9ne where Twisted Insane says it twice. Innuendos abound and he uses that word TWICE.
I think Jaden Smith meant to say THOMAS Jefferson. Which makes the rest of the lyrics make more sense. He just fucked up. Also the Snoop Dogg lyric might be in reference to doing Molly, a drug made famous in the Bay Area and can have your eyes peeled back when you accidentally overdose and is known to make you do dances in the Bay Area similar to wiggling. I know Snoop is from LA but the voice he’s using is *kinda* similar to a Bay Area rapper and Snoop rapping about Molly in this sort of way could be a clowning moment and a message on today’s rappers doing a lot of drugs. This is the only explanation I can think of for this and it’s already kind of a reach.
Yeah, disregarding Lil Yachty and the whole Squidward "flute" thing, he later did a rap track for the Teen Titans Go movie. And yes, that is a thing...
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Weston road flow is pretty good
Rap Critic Yo! I'll play you on Tekken 7. LordScorpion88. I would love to be in one of those videos!
Rap Critic ninja that’s lil boat
Rap Critic Hopsin. That song his did about Asian massage parlors. Can't remember the name.
Rap Critic could u do nothin new by 21 Savage
That Lil Yachty cello line should never be forgotten, its so hilariously bad
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@@adamdailey6675 same lol
Bra like for real, Rap critic's reaction to that like is exactly what I was thinking when I heard Yatchy say that , like bra, "Blows the Dick like a cello?" Dude that is such an epic fail for someone who is a musical Artist. I don't know maybe it is cause I took Piano lessons and my Teacher was a classic music composer but even before then I knew the difference between a Cello, Clarinet and a Flute
Strings and strings players have have been shorthand for passionate lovers in media for decades.
Anyone seen how the instrument wrests between the knees and moves with a persons body almost like they’re one; or like they’re dancing “cheek to cheek”Since everybody such an authority. How come nobody’s talking about cell vibrato? Nobody seen a super passionately animated cellist? Maybe it’s not that deep and it’s literally a reference to the vibrato hand motion. So she uses her hands.
.... it still sounds bad as heck tho.
@@the_that_thing3847 it's still sounds bad, there is just no type of blowing with a cello guys and I understand what you saying about how String players are unappreciated but I have a goal of making an album and tour using an orchestra as backing
I think #3 was the worst. Jaden Smith and Yachty are idiots, but to repeatedly tell someone to kill themselves on an album that's biggest song is one about overcoming depression and suicidal thoughts, I don't know how they let that slip like that
it's like that Good Charlotte album where iirc there's one song for the depressed and suicidal and sometime later on the album there's a song about wanting to die?? idk but it did happen
Most likely because they don't actually care. They know a song whose title is the Suicide Hotline will get them air time, downloads, digital purchases, and most importantly, people talking about it and sharing it. They know it will result in hype, so they write some generic "Don't be sad" lyrics, which is how we got the "Throw your hands up if you can relate!" call and answer.
@@cannibalisticrequiem listen to Icp- suicide hotline.
@@gravemaster8747: I keep that on rotation.
And hood is right there
I was so offended that Lil Yatchy got Squidward's instrument wrong.
Spanishdog17 twice
@@BenDovahkin ....no...a clarinet is a clarinet....not a flute. Just because they are both woodwind instruments doesnt mean they are the same thing. Thats like saying a violin is a type of guitar because they both have string....please i hope this is a r/wooosh moment
When it got to that part, I laughed so hard that I started crying. Literally.
Especially after Danny Brown got it right in 2011.
@@BenDovahkin no it absolutely is not.
What are you even saying.
Did Jaden Smith say, ‘I’m Martin Luther, Baby’ after saying he’s Martin Luther King? I know he was just trying to repeat himself, but it sounds funny to me. Well, uh, it’s good to know he’s not only a civil rights legend but also the inventor of Protestantism. Good for him, I guess.
Yes. Very good to know, indeed.
Hey, he's got 95 theses, but apparently "I'm a good rapper" ain't one.
Lolz but sad too, so much money and opportunity and still so dumb😣
So Jaden Smith is both the second greatest civil rights leader and deeply insecure german who was incredibly haunted by his demons but yet changed the fabric of history and Christianity and without him we wouldnt be here.
Jaden wears many hats.
"How could this happen to me?! I'm such a nice guy!!!"
;~;
Nobody can make simple plan songs sound good
r/niceguys
Living Abstraction *listens to Hopsin*
LMFAO
"Peeing in a bed is not gangsta. It's very not gangsta."
- Rap Critic, 2017
🤣🤣🤣the funniest thing he said this video
Another boondocks W
"I don't drink tap water but my phone might be tapped" big Sean
The thing with Sean is that he's lyrics are so awful but they're also just the funniest you can imagine
They're so bad you can let your mind pretend they were on purpose, like he's in on the joke too
I wish that was purposefully bad, it would have been weird Al cleverly bad.
still the worst bar to me is "i steal from the rich i give to the hood like peter pan" from migos song oklahoma
Oh gods... I mean, I guess Disney’s Robin Hood and Peter Pan dress kinda similarly, but... _how do you screw that up?!_
Wrong character.
Wrong person to steal from in Robin hood
John black any Migos lyric van make this list
John black oh no 🤦🏽♀️
John black LMAOOO
Rap critic got the vibe that make me want to watch rap critic videos
Chopper Loc something i‘d do anyways.
I am so glad you mentioned that "WHO CAN RELATE?! WHOOO!" because I really like that song since I can seriously relate to the whole suicide and depression thing. And that just... Throws off the ENTIRE tone?
Futaba Sakura honestly they should just re-release it in the future without that line and it’d be just fine.
That line had me go from hardcore vibing to laughing out loud. For the record, I have PTSD and MDD
I think people on r/2meirl4meirl would respond with a WOOOOO!, but yeah I agree with rap critic that Woo is so out of place.
Altair718 Are you doing okay now?
I agree it’s a drastic tone change, but for me it kind of fits with the gen z brand of “dark humor as coping mechanism” thing. Like “ayyyyyy I just wanna die”. So I’m willing to buy that the WOOO part of the song was a reflection of that. Whether or not it works for the listening audience is another matter
12:35
Wait.
Ran for president.
George jefferson.
Would thomas jefferson not make miles more sense?
Exactly what I'm thinking, this fool confused George Jefferson and Thomas Jefferson, end of story. Not sure how Rap Critic missed that.
I thought George Jefferson was supposed to be like George Washington and Thomas Jefferson put together, like he's saying he's as good as 2 of the greatest American presidents combined. Similar to his comparing himself to Martin Luther King. Or maybe I'm giving him too much credit.
Still shit though.
@@SvenniTayivek you're giving him too much credit
so how is TJ here comparing to Maleficent?
“You know, I’m just feeling so down. My dad found out I’m gay and I just feel like he doesn’t love me for who I am and it’s got me feeling like I shouldn’t be alive if I can’t express myself for who I am... WHO CAN RELATE! WOO!”
Ah yes, the "gay" part of the song. (AKA the music video.) Here's the thing i want to know: why wasn't the video about suicide? Why was it about a different topic? (And yes, i know you are making a joke but this is a real question that i have.)
Keelan Barron it is about suicide, the video just focuses on one story. you see the main character with a gun at one point after being rejected by his father. lgbtq+ people have higher suicide rates than the rest of the population - this is shown to correlate with how accepting one’s family is (those with non-accepting families are the main pple with higher suicide rates). hope this made sense, let me know if you have any questions
@@nox3226 i kind of knew this. I still think that the video should've focused on someone who is suicidal instead of someone who is apart of the lgbtq thing. (Because the song isn't about how lgbtq people are being treated badly, it's about how people are depressed to the point of killing themselves. If the song was about lgbtq people as well as suicide, then it would make sense.)
Keelan Barron I’m kind of confused by your response. the character in the video was suicidal - it was one example of a suicidal person. i get that there was focus on the fact he liked guys but that was part of the story. at the same time, i get where you’re coming from. i’ve struggled with suicide and it was not like in the video. i feel like that’s the point though, you can’t show everyone’s story so why not show one? sorry if i repeated myself, im really fucking tired
@@nox3226 ehh, i think that it might just be me wanting them to focus on the subject matter instead of going on different subjects.
i thought i was the only one that thought the "WOO" in the suicide line song was idiotic
MY NAMA CHEF who can relate lol it cracks me up. I never heard a person so hyped about suicide.
Ebony Durden 😭
Don't worry man, you're not the only one.
MY NAMA CHEF ok thought it was just me 😂😂
Yeah, it's pretty awkward.
Get ready for 2018 guys:
"Ladi dadi da shlob on me knob"
And
"Whoop de di poop scoop"
Simple Knight that future lyric is actually pretty clever. It’s a reference to a Slick Rick song.
"your boyfriend is a dork, McLovin"
Well, at least you're halfway right.
from the future, dead on
I saw that Ink Blot and knew immediately what it was gonna be 😂
Aye man I love your videos
ISAIAHthePLAYAH I watch your videos
ISAIAHthePLAYAH love yo vids man keep up the grind
ISAIAHthePLAYAH i watch your videos
Holy shit Isaiah
My first thought when I heard "Peekaboo" was "Why are you calling cunnilingus the name of a game you play with babies?"
Between Tyga and 6ix9ine, plus that Baby Girl song, pedophilia is slowly being normalized in rap.
Dreigonix sounds like mystery Detective Gumshoes!
@@Dreigonix Babygirl is a pet name some guys call their gf. Also ddlg/ddlb exists. Yes its wierd but its not paedophilia.
@@slackershrub8923 Yes, it is. Stop pretending it isn't. Sometimes, kink-shaming is the right thing to do.
Mary Stone it really isn’t. It can be therapeutic.
I'm honestly astounded that there were enough instances of it for you to make a "wee-wee" supercut.
Funny thing is I've gone on record to say how legitimately clever some rappers can be with their wordplay, and then there's this reminding me that more than one person thought wee wee would be a good lyric to use in the same genre
He probably could've ended that with that quote from Face/Off:
"Now, if you'll excuse me, l have to use the little boy's wee-wee room..."
@@kaimcdragonfist4803 What's baffling is, sometimes the same rappers praised for their wit end up using wee-wee bars
As somebody who grew up playing a clarinet in school, somehow the fact that Lil Yachty confused a flute and a clarinet hurts me more than him thinking a cello is a woodwind instrument.
Hello, fellow clarinet player!
I am a tuba player but it still offended me
😂 Trombone player here
b l o w t h a t d i c k l i k e a c e l l o
shut b4 you squeek
S H E B L O W T H A T D I C K L I K E A C E L L O
Itz Ph1lz that would be a better lyric that way
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Don't do that to my cello, lady! You'll dry it out and warp the wood!
Peeing in the bed is not gangsta. #True
what if you pee in a gansta's bed?
Little League Basketball Ref Then they ain’t gangsta either
R. KELLY DOES NOT APPROVE THIS.
@@gilbertolopez7387 Then they bust a cap in yo' ass.
Yeah. Unless you are a baby where it's expected, you are not cool by peeing your bed.
I play cello.
And the only way to properly play the Bach No. 1 Prelude for cello is to blow profusely into the f holes confirmed.
Thank you, tiny Indian child.
Kamron Isaiah Johnson that’s an old picture I’m swole now
the sad thing is, Eminem is sort of the type of rapper you expect to refer to his penis as his "wee wee", just not in any of his serious songs. Plus these rappers really aren't helping their case by using a word which the Scottish often use as a substitute for the word 'small'.
Wee Wee, that's what 2 year olds do lol.
well...technically everyone does it, we just don't say "wee wee" because it's considered childish and immature....though admittedly the mental image of a big drunk guy yelling "I need a wee wee" is kind of funny
Your just jealous of my big weenie
Listen to 'im shady'
Jim Shady is my favourite song by Skittles.
eyes peel when I wiggle
K-Dev The thought of eyes peeling disturbs me. That sounds very painful.
Andrew Del Pilar It just means eyes opening, it’s a pretty popular saying
Lmao!
Is it weird when my ears peel when I hear a Jason Derulo song???
I hope Derulo "swallas" a brick so he doesn't sing anymore. :(
Am I the only one who immediately pictured that GIF from Spongebob?
When Yachty stated that Squidward plays the flute and you stuttered and showed Squidwards eyes I was dying. Shit was funny
I was already laughing hard on your Drake rant, but the skit you did at 4:20 seriously made me choke on my own spit.
I wanted to say Jake Paul is the worst but then I remembered that this show is about artists
@Stanar FR bruh
I mean... he covers Tom McDonald.
@@nintyfan1991I love how the two rappers you hate are the only ones that don't glorify crime😂
@@nickphauxthat or tom is just kinda ass?
@@nintyfan1991cuz even if he is trash, he is a league above jake paul in that Tom is an actual artist
That line about how lil yachty was blown like a cello, broke something in my thinking thingy.
I have watched this, like, 10 times. But the "when we come a-wigglin' atcha" joke still makes me burst out laughing.
Bruh you absolutely nailed that fake deep statement. Respect
I second that notion!
No he didn't. He just brushed off all criticism of joyner and hopsin as "you just call it fake deep bc it actually has a message" when in reality they are called fake deep because the "message" is very generic and surface level shit any 15 year old with the slightest level of self awareness would think of. "DRUGZ R BAD THE GOVERMENT IS CORRUPT MAAAN!" Thats what hopshit basically says with his narrow minded views on shit and usually doesn't have a solution besides "think like me"
Not the best idea showing the clip of Hopsin taking his cult to live out in the woods though.
"Did the man who invented civilization live in civilization?"
Ellyjah Goodson It’s these simple messages that sometimes get people thinking though.
Ellyjah Goodson Then what the fuck does "fake" have to do anything? They're not pretending to be deep for the sake of just being deep (like RC suggested Jaden Smith of doing). They just failed on some level but it's not fake. English 101
Am I the only one who noticed in Portland drake said better not never hesitate which is a double negative so he’s telling them to hesitate.
@Jack Webb Who knows what Drake actually means. He's not *never* the best at the English Language. :\
I enjoy Portland as a song, and I don’t even like Drake, but you got a point there.
Yes because there’s nothing more gangsta than being grammatically correct
Eh, in AAVE double negatives aren't contradictory but complementary, like in other languages.
@@shuttheyourmouth7626 Hey, just because he got a brain doesn't mean he got brains.
It’s 2:07am in the morning when I got the notification, I was about to go to bed. But fuck that noise this can’t wait till morning
Squad Reacts wow here its 6:10 global time is so weird and cool :p
It's 12:11
same here!! its 2:20am here!~
Wheatley, o fdp It’s not weird or cool lol its just the concept of time, you’re not that smart ay.
i think its crazy too bro don't listen to shadowninja996 hes just trying to make someone feel bad
"f is for phenomenal"- Lil Wayne
but i dunno if its in a 2017 song
I swear people took that line too seriously lol
Bryan Smith “Phenomenal” in Spanish is spelled with an “F”.
He used that on the year that song came out
2 chains lives on these lists
Still a legend tho
He lives on his "Most Expensivest" show lately.
Not as much as Yachty. God, this guy really sucks as a "MC".
This is the same dumbass who said Biggie is overrated. That's like saying MIchael Jordan is overrated in basketball.
kenterminatedbygoogle Lil Yachty once said that he wasn't a rapper because he couldn't freestyle over a beat from a Nas song.
kenterminatedbygoogle
Well. Biggie is overrated-- but he's great, yes. He's overrated because many people say he's the best on UA-cam Comments but have only heard like Hypnotize and Big Poppa.
I bet you he thinks mayonnaise and horse radish are instruments.
Rant Man Heh, I understood that reference
That row boat didn't know an oboe from an elbow.
Heh, elbow... more band humor...
They aren't
@Cap Mayonnaise is an instrument. Horsh Radish however is not. Don't Believe me. See for yourself
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5:57 I know he said wee wee but c'mon: that's pretty good wordplay
I don't understand Kendrick's lyric. A broad is on your penis makes you reminiscence of being in France too long????
Nathan Dem out of context this comment is hilarious
+kenterminatedbygoogle wee wee sounds like oui oui
Tru
It's not good lol. I remember kids at my elementary school making those jokes
"I'm the shit, I'm fartin. Don't know how to potty"
Goddamnit Kodak
What a complex line
Man, I really don't know if Jaeden Smith is just trolling everyone or is actually that out of touch with reality due to his upbringing. A true question for the philosophers.
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't?
What if it's both. This is how he sees the world, but this is how he reacts to people trying to tell him he's wrong.
If I had to choose, I'd put my money on the latter. This is what too much money does to you, particularly if you were born into it and it's all you've ever known.
Out of touch with reality, which is what tends to happen when you're born rich
We now know the answer all these years later....it wasn't trolling
On the Yachty line: I was a youth pastor for a while, I’m also a musician and rapper. Had some of my kids in the van and Peek-a-boo came on. I pointed out that line (because I’m also a cellist so they KNOW what that is and what it looks like) and I thought their brains were going to implode lol It’s so bad, that even middle schoolers criticized him heavily for it. lol
Really solid list here, RC. I eagerly await your best list and hope that my suggestion makes it. (Buy Now by Spose was the song I chose)
BTW, really enjoyed your "fake deep" tangent, as some rappers are willing to be silly in some songs & serious in others..... and there's nothing wrong with that. Or even being both at the same time. I mean, Thrift Shop was a silly song, but it also showed how brand names rip people off. Even if you don't agree with the message being portrayed, at least hear the person out as they usually have some good points.
Anyways, you have a Merry Christmas.
Cody Smith How’d you comment 4 days ago?
I'm a patron, buddy. That is how.
Cody Smith Fake deep is nothing about that. It's when guys like Hopsin pretend to be deep by just saying shit exists without introspection, yet still putting themselves on a pedestal.
Wait till you get to that part of the video, as I wasn't talking about people being fake deep, I was talking about people who claim rappers are fake deep when they're not actually fake deep.
Nathan Shlapobersky didn't he mention that XD
I went to see Fall Out Boy in concert 2 months ago and Jaden Smith was the opening act.
He was fucking horrible, holy shit.
Well, this was the year they released Young And Menace, so I’m not that surprised.
Oh my god, really? I mean, I love Fall Out Boy, but shoot...
but what if someone releases a really bad song this weekend? ;O
IABI TV guess he done fucked up then lol
IABI TV Then he'll have to travel back In time and somehow add the song to his list. Obviously.
I think that the 'Who can relate, WOO!' line could've worked if it was filled with sarcasm and venom, as if he thought that no one could actually relate to the situation
at least in kendrick's case it was wordplay... though it was still pretty dumb
SadistModeOn I just don't like saying wee wee even as a six year old kid I didn't say it
Hey man. If people still give Eminem shit on his attempted wordplay, so can Kendrick
Oui oui😂
"I'm such a nice guy" is the line that got me laughing so hard I woke up my neighbor.
That tec n9ne lyric was ghost written by Eminem circa Encore
bad Makes sense seeing how dumpster fire-riffic Eminem's latest album is.
XD
bad so true lol "wee wee" "big weenie" and "fack"
ENJ4321 revival isn't bad just over hyped.
+Jordan Robinson Revival is bad.
Everytime i hear that line from lil yatchy i think of that one scene from spongebob where squidward said "and the drums" and the drum players tried to blow on the drum stick.
Yeah, I'm a huge logic fan, but that hypocrisy is BAD
Yeah I CAN RELATE! WOOO!!!!!!
Ahcacapoopoo is actually a sub-genre of a cappella. They be on that deep underground septicfied type shit.
"Your booty is heavy duty like diarrhea."
-Eminem
Darius R If the album dropped sooner.
So...he doesn't like her behind?
Or you got buns I got aspergers
I love this rhyme. GOAT aways makes me laugh
ben larson ur the type of person to say lil pump is better than eminem
"When we come-a-wigglin' at ya!" Had to stop the video for a minute on that one. I was rolling!
4:28 is that ur voice 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead
tf is your profile pic
rly nis lips
Yeah... I'm a HUGE Tech N9ne fan, he's my favourite artist ... But when I saw his album cover come up on the screen in this video... I immediately knew why. That lyric from Wheels Like Hill was absolutely embarrassing. He is an amazing lyricist... But like all rappers, he makes mistakes sometimes ... That was one of them. He's still my favourite though
Timothy Mockett no doubt, when he’s at his best, he amazes!
Angel Molina Yeah. It's when he makes a song that he doesn't put any effort into, where you find the worst lyrics. And it isn't often. He usually puts alot of passion into all his music
*grabs popcorn*
"All your verses sound like dirty dishes" - Jaden Smith 2017
These are the highlights of my year ALWAYS.
TheLord O Chicken praised be the poultry!
I was surprised u didn’t mention Happy Ending. I was expecting it to be a long segment at Number one like you did flatline
I was really looking forward to you roasting Hopsin's Happy Endings
OnceWasAChance damn how did that not make the video, I don't even hate hopsin but happy endings was pretty hard to defend
OnceWasAChance I mean he did defend fly as a deep song... so
MrGladBEASTftw I mean hopsin is trash... but that song is especially just bad and cringey
Listenersnotes Ok, you guys are seriously worked up over one bad line. One bad line does not automatically make the entire song worthless. Btw this is coming from someone who doesn’t like the song, though I mainly don’t like it because of the hook.
Angel Molina wait are we talking about happy ending or fly? Fly has one iconic bad line that became a meme. Happy ending has no good lines 😂
4:55 maybe the irony is that he's gay. The sex with the girl is expected, but he doesn't actually want to do it.
Or perhaps it's really deep dramatic irony. He thinks he's sexing a woman, but we, listening to the omniscient 3rd person narrator know that it's a robot.
(No, i don't actually believe he meant any of that. I doubt he knows what "irony" actually means. Hell, I've written papers on "irony", and I'm not 100% sure what it means. Isn't that ironic?
...
No, seriously. Is it? I don't know no more.)
(Edited for typos because I'm my own grammar nazi.)
12:53
Phyllis: “Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?”
Dwight: “So I could lower it."
Even as a big logic fan, I think it's ridiculous to not at least acknowledge that that lyric was terrible. The execution with that was really sloppy.
Logic best was on UnderPressure and YoungSinatra.
dude, you're sooo dope! I just found your channel today, you're so incredibly spot on with everything. instant subscription
edit: and your voice is really nice, kinda reminds me of sway with that bassy cadence
*extremely GZA voice* "First of all, who's your A&R?
A mountain climber who doesn't know the differecne between a cello and a woodwind isntrument?"
Yonatan Amiran But he don’t know the meaning of dope when he’s looking for a suit and tie rap that’s cleaner than a bar of soap
Betta66 And I'm the dirtiest thing in sight
@@493HZ So bring out the girls and lets have a mud fight!
"Eyes peeled when I wiggle" Snoop is saying he is still looking out for trouble even when he's in the club dancing. This lyric holds up for me.
To be fair, it is kinda funny to imagine a guy wiggling around while peering from side to side like Pee-Wee lol
I WANT A FULL VERSION OF "HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME (I'M SUCH A NICE GUY)" OR I WILL BE a little sad
Us not getting it- “HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME”
"For my birthday I threw me a surprise party" - 2 Chainz
I think that was just him being funny. He’s a relatively smart guy and has a good sense of humor... could be wrong though, you never know with rappers these days. 🤷♂️
@@TyTy-pe2if It's the same guy who calls a big booty ho "Big Booty" because she's got a big booty.
@@stevenstice6683 I think his entire persona is supposed to be like "dumb rapper, but like so dumb that he probably grew up in idiocracy"
I'm super impressed yachty admitted he was wrong lol
That flute, though...
I mean, he deflected blame. Rightfully so but still. His defence was basically "I'm an idiot, but no one told me I'm an idiot. So its not my fault."
6:35 Todd in the Shadows' take on this line is also amazing xD "when I say self, you say HARM"
When Ferg said that line I thought of you because you get on rappers for saying they'll fuck your girl all the time. I interpreted him as saying because he's a rapper he'll do it ironically to play into the cliche. If that makes sense.
Ving Rhames I always thought he was making a flip on ironing?
I can almost see where you’re getting from. But I think that would only work if he was a rapper known for avoiding cliches (i.e. he’s never brought up sex with your girl in a song). I don’t normally listen to A$AP Ferg so idk if he is, but if he’s not and he always uses popular rap cliches, there’s nothing ironic about taking your girl because it’s not subverting anyone’s expectations.
I thought it was irony because he is with your girl. Where you would be expected to be with your girl.
Yo I gotta say, at least yatchy admitted he was wrong and didn't try to make excuses that it meant something else haha
Lmao rap critic uploads at 130 am instant click
fisk you mean 1:30 AM
I actually kinda liked the Kendrick wee wee/France line.
Wish Rap critic would do more videos
"JUST GOOGLE IT" made me laugh so hard i woke up my wife. She wasnt as amused as I was...
"Girl you're smoking like Snoop Dogg" - Eminem
On the song "Remind Me", it is not that bad of a line though.
Hazel Ninja it’s a good song but it doesn’t have that great of lyrics
Rap Critic dickrides Revival though
ThePhreakass Did you even listen to the review? He doesn't call it a 5/5 classic or anything. He said likes half the album, but also enjoys the overall message of each song.
Come on, man! He brought up some of the corniest lines and said they were dope.
How do you come up with a lyric so bad that the immediate line before it "my new bitch yellow" doesn't even get brought up in a critical analysis of your lyrics?
"My new bitch yellow"... really?
I think he meant Asian
@@mr.x2567 Oof...
@@mr.x2567 Don't know the full context. Just wanted to say that "Yellow" is also a slang term in the Black American community for lightskinned Black people, usually woman.
RC's number one pick clearly should make his,"If u don't know something, JUST GOOGLE IT!!!!!" line as RapCritic's new catchphrase.
Seriously, next year, does a rapper want a girl to blow him like a synthesizer?? I am sure that's how Valerie Bertnelli turned on Eddie Van Halen lol.
Yatchy is young enough to know spongebob but not smart enough to know squidward plays the clarinet. He even says so in multiple shows
Lil Yachty not knowing what a woodwind instrument was, is just as bad as Jay-Z saying the sun revolves around the earth LMAO
Here from the future, I am sure Hov is just Geocentric
S L O B O N M Y K N O B
Squidward plays a flute..... I'm dead.
Shut your mouth you mediocre flute player.
Looks like someone hasn't had their fruity pebbles this morning..... Lol
Clarinet
Cello
I prefer that we're half way there. OOOOH Squid ward on a chair!
Given that there is a woodwind that fits the rhyme scheme, oboe, it does raise questions of its own if he were to use that instead. If she's blowing you, one would assume her mouth would be open. Most woodwinds have small reed aperture, especially the oboe. So...does that mean he's packing a toothpick downstairs?
Sorry, I always found any reference to instrumental fellatio hilarious because of that.
Also, on the "wee-wee" comment, the only other song I can think of that you didn't show was So Dope by Tech N9ne where Twisted Insane says it twice. Innuendos abound and he uses that word TWICE.
Rap Critic: "JUST... GOOGLE IT!"
John Oliver: "GOOGLE IT! GOOGLE IT!"
1:51 I swear i've seen chavs do that, though usually much slower
Tbh, when someone have the basic look of being scary, wiggling would still look scary. Learned this from experience.
Death inexorably wiggles towards us all.
lmao @ Untitled
"how cud dis happen 2 meeeee ;(((((" 😂
_I'm such a nice guuuuuuuuuyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_
kendrick's use of wee wee was kinda clever though, if you think of it as oui, oui (french for yes, yes)
Right kendrick made that shit work
It really wasnt it was just cringy
Yes....but RC's point still stands. Should we really be encouraging rappers to use language common among 3 year olds? Is the wordplay really worth it?
That's a flute 🤣🤣😂😂
Patrick star Coming from someone who thinks mayonnaise is an instrument
You forgot the part of her being “yellow.”
I think Jaden Smith meant to say THOMAS Jefferson. Which makes the rest of the lyrics make more sense. He just fucked up.
Also the Snoop Dogg lyric might be in reference to doing Molly, a drug made famous in the Bay Area and can have your eyes peeled back when you accidentally overdose and is known to make you do dances in the Bay Area similar to wiggling. I know Snoop is from LA but the voice he’s using is *kinda* similar to a Bay Area rapper and Snoop rapping about Molly in this sort of way could be a clowning moment and a message on today’s rappers doing a lot of drugs.
This is the only explanation I can think of for this and it’s already kind of a reach.
@17:44 Rc realizing he's part of the problem but that problem feeds his content.
Love you critic have a good 2018
worst lyric this year: GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG... etc
SunCat facts! I only fuck Joyner Lucas Gucci Gang
Jabrony Lin true that cover was fire
thats not a bad lyric tho , thats just a repetitive one
It's not a lyric
That's the whole song
Gyro Zepelli It's both.
Techs bad line had me rofl
triggered
Yeah, disregarding Lil Yachty and the whole Squidward "flute" thing, he later did a rap track for the Teen Titans Go movie.
And yes, that is a thing...
6:22 Thanks for addressing that. Glad I'm not the only one who trips out on "Who can relate? WOO!" 😅
I always come back for the "How could this happen to me, Im such a nice guy"
Y'all forgot Hopsin - Happy Ending
Nice flute
Chris Luciantonio dumbass, that's a cello
But how could you even decide one worst lyric out of that
Worst Commenter On UA-cam yeah but it’s kind of meant to be taken as a joke with corny lines used on purpose so...
But that was done on purpose by Hopsin.
Best Lyrics
-Running Fast Like The Hulk
-Strong, So I flex like Mario
-So High I jump like Einstein
-Smart with money I’m Norris
-Hitting hard like Trump
All real lyrics look it up on genius
I lost hope in humanity just by reading that
LonerNinja 1999 what😂
Don't forget this gem from Lil Wayne. "I beat up the pussy like Emmett Till."
ginnrollins211 I️ legit thought that wasn’t a real lyrics holy shit😂
I tried to rearrange everything so they fit better, but none of them fit with Trump.