Pretty sure Onyx is going through and liking all of our comments at least once. So I am commenting so I can accure his like and steal part of his like force for my forever solo campaign into the bright realm... I dunno... The like force is pretty cool...
If Onyx really was an astronaut football player and everything he said was true, that would have added an extra level to this. So, Laura ends the video call and when that happens, all hell breaks loose and Onyx has to fend off a hostile alien incursion. We, the audience, realize that Laura missed out on dating Onyx the Fortuitous, defender of Earth.
Hey, I got this Onyx On-Line CD in the mail... some kind of 'special offer' for internet or something... anyway, when I try to load my "OOL" CD I get this screen that says "Meow meow?" and there's a blank entry window or whatever... What am I supposed to type to get it to load? Just curious. Did anyone else get one of these things?
Where does this fit into the Onyx Mythos? It must be before the end of Season 1, unless he inevitably moves back in with his mom in Season 2. (Which seems likely.)
You should seriously get on omegle and do that character to unsuspecting people.
Gets my vote! Crash some unsuspecting worlds. ;)
OMG YES!!!!!
Do it !!!
That’s a really good idea.
It doesn't work unscripted
He speaks for us all because he relates so well.
for whom??
Lol, for a second, I was like, "what kind of music is 'bionix'?"
hahaha yeah
same xD
It is a style of music. Haven't you ever heard of the Tiny wines band?
Becca looks pretty good, 'I dunno'.
Why can't Onyx be real
He's real... in your heart
Find a time machine and meet me at age 14. Essentially the same person
He is real though.. he is bowser
Oh I know people exactly like him lol
SR212787 he would be the most charming incel in existence... I dunno...
Onyx the Football Playing King in Space, Slayer of the bright realm.
FullMetalWhiteboy With a moustache.
This character deserves a movie!
Good news.
I was like wth kinda music is bionics? 😂😂😂
Philie Spiess saaaaaaaame
Lol, me too. I was like, "I don't know what kind of music that is, but it sounds like something Onyx would be into."
Me too lmao. I had to replay it to realize she was saying bye onyx.
Philie Spiess Me too!! 😆
Slayer of the Bright realm!!
Your skits are hilarious and never fail to put a smile on my face. Keep up the great work!
Bionics? I gotta look up that genre!
Dude you do such a good job on all of your videos man I hope you keep it up man you are going to be big one day and we all know it:)
Im disappointed that the background of the pc is not Ghost.
Pretty sure Onyx is going through and liking all of our comments at least once. So I am commenting so I can accure his like and steal part of his like force for my forever solo campaign into the bright realm... I dunno... The like force is pretty cool...
He's a Football Playing Astronaut In Space (with a Mustache)
i just want Onyx to win and get some Jessica poon!
This is the laugh I needed today................
Gold dude, comedy gold
That's my background! Deathwing's pretty coool
If Onyx really was an astronaut football player and everything he said was true, that would have added an extra level to this. So, Laura ends the video call and when that happens, all hell breaks loose and Onyx has to fend off a hostile alien incursion. We, the audience, realize that Laura missed out on dating Onyx the Fortuitous, defender of Earth.
LMAO , So Brilliant. Been binge watching these videos and each one is just Brilliantly funny.
"Or in space" my god I can't. You sir are a damn blessing to this Earth. Thank you. Should have subbed years ago.
Absolutely amazing!
Lmao!!!! Thank you so much. This is what I subscribed for.
So long ago. Like 6 months!!!!
This is amazing!! 🤣 and FYI I love your horror movie memorabilia in your room 🖤
definitely make this a series
Cool collab with Becca
I love his panic sounds
Lmfao. This is friggin hilarious!!
These videos make my week! You are doing a public service by bringing THE funniest sh*t to UA-cam... Seriously brotato... Thank you
Bravo on the Lawnmower Man clip at the end.
FUCK... that was my actual desktop background for like 2 years.
Onyx is my spirit animal
That was funny lol
I DUNNO
Love this character 😂
Cant....stop....the laughter!
I think I laughed so hard I nearly pmsl
Certainly not something to watch right after a torsion repair, though never before have I been so grateful for microfiber pads
you're the man onyx! you never fail to crack my ass up!
Holy shit. GOD DAMN LOVE IT!
LMAO :D Cute. "I blame the technology.... yeah...." *Pats his twitching shoulder*
That goddamn cat ...... the Luckys of this world didn't even stand a chance !
OMG I can't this was hilarious. Fantastic
Omg, more of these please ahahaha
When he asked what music she was into, I thought she was saying bionics. I'm like "What is bionics music? I've never heard of this".
I don't know
Please do this on omegle or something so people believe you're actually like this lol
I would totally date Onyx 😍😍😍😍😍
What the hell happened to AJ Styles??
Sega Boy he been hanging around Matt Hardy too much
Hail Onyx
I love this
I would go on a date with Onyx any day.
Nooo...give him a chance. Poor Onyx lol
Lmfao this was great, I needed this laugh and understandable bonner on a Friday. Bonners are pretty cool!
This was hilarious! Keep em up
I love this channel.
Hey, I got this Onyx On-Line CD in the mail... some kind of 'special offer' for internet or something... anyway, when I try to load my "OOL" CD I get this screen that says "Meow meow?" and there's a blank entry window or whatever... What am I supposed to type to get it to load? Just curious. Did anyone else get one of these things?
Damn it browser that was good man ha ha
Awesome!!!!!!
you rock lmao that was great
I'm already laughing at the "Todd sucks" icon lol
cloudbloom thank u I was hoping someone would notice :)
God I love you onyx keep up the good work
That was pretty fucking great!
Genius idea so funny
Hahaha this video was great!! xD Keep em coming!
Yes!
sick background
best one I've seen
I think you and Maniacal Cinephile would make a great team!
Yaaaaaay new videos
I guess I'm at the beach now
This cracked me up so damn hard! xD
she should just give it up 😂
sıqɐuuɐɔ cool name bro
Where does this fit into the Onyx Mythos? It must be before the end of Season 1, unless he inevitably moves back in with his mom in Season 2. (Which seems likely.)
priceless
"I don't know"
I'll feed it robot juice no doubt!
hmm, sounded like the mother from psycho... "think I'm fruity eh?"
Do they actually have webcam dating things?
Okay I thought this guy was real and that he just had a very awkward life. Thank god
Decent. Friday faves is better. Long live the Slayer of the Bright Realm!
Story of my life lol
Bahahahahaha in space they can hear me cringe
Funny as hell, keep it up :)
Lol! Funny as hell! I dunno, too many things similar to my life. Don't witness me senpi.
I couldn't find ARIA GIOVANNI and JELENA JENSEN on Spotify. Are they fantasy authors instead of musicians?
Very good series. Haha
so has 'I dunno' turned into the yoshi licking sound?
...are you in the GUILD?!? lol
HI! I-dunno...
What kind of music are you into?
Bionics.
Hilarious!
I thought "Bionics" would be the name of a band.
Yo...it's Becca Scott!
So funny
I dunno ... so I smashed the like button ... again
Lmmfao!!!!
class
Can i get a F in the chat for my boy
That was magical 😂😂 I wish Onyx was real too. I would date the shit out of Onyx the fortuitous...i dunno lol
bionics? what type of music is that?