Russian Gopnik Tank with Hardbass
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2017
- Slav Memes are my favorites!
I also made a car version if you like:)
• Gopnik Car with Hardba...
Russian gopniks listening to hardbass while drinking and driving a tank...
Music: • ТРИ ПОЛОСКИ / KOLM TRI...
Original videos:
• A TANK FIRE JUMPING !
• Drunk russian offroad ...
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Hope you enjoyed the video!!
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Galactic Memes thats so dank i can taste it
Galactic Memes quack I approve this
Boris will approve this as well my comrade.
Y
Rush 🅱️erlin
Infantry: We need air support.
Tank guys: say no more...
Coming!! 🤣🤣🤣
:D
Yup, copy a 1 year old comment and get likes, ur life must be fun
@@emraldswrd and? Why are you so edgy?
I GOT YOUR HEAD
This is exactly what i expected when i saw the word "Russian' on the title.
God I love it when russians do stuff
Привет
These 21 secs are better than 90% of the trash that Hollywood makes.
yes
I immediately saved the video upon reading this comment, knowing it was gonna be good.
Imagine getting one shot no scoped mid air by a flying tank
Delete real life fr
@@VitalikZ-yz5qw Uninstall life.exe
Uninstall
- ДЖОН! нам необходимо срочно отступать!
- в чём наша проблема, Карл?!
- К НАМ ДВИЖЕТСЯ RUSSIAN GOPNIK TANK WITH HARDBASS
Хахахахах
🚩 «чекиZДская пи до рАшка - колосс на ватных ногах...» ©
В реальности Джон разъебаш.т этот танк до того как тот его увидит
То чувство когда ищешь комментарии на русском языке в иностранном видео про россию
@@user-ts1yz7xv3uединственное, что Джон сможет разье*ашить так это свою голову об стенку. Если ты не находишься в десяти км от танка, то тебе придётся крутиться похлеще винтов вертолёта, что бы нормально свестись и выстрелить
I love how he covered his ears AFTER the tank fired.
Mr FoldingChair
People: cover ears before loud thing happens.
Soviet Russia: people cover ears after it happens.
ThePizzasHaveRisen in soviet Russia ears cover YOU
That’s probably from the pain
VIDURA JAYAWARDENE Exactly! A reflex reaction.
The sound comes later in Russia.
Infantryman : we need tank support
Tank : say no more
More like tank & music support
SEND THE T34 BROTHER
Tank: i'm kinda plane my self
I GOT YOU FAM
*T R I P A L O F S K I*
And a small American tank was grown by two moms in California)
The first tank that ever existed could barely reach 5km/h, one of the fastest WW1 tank could reach 12 km/h. How far have we come.
Still killing peeople for far-fetched causes.
tell u what the armour atleast is now much better xD. tanks now reverse quicker than that lol
Well actually before World War II there were plenty of experimental samples of very fast tanks. One of the Soviet example is BT-2 an BT-7. Also the Soviet BT-2 has derived from American tank platform that never got used in USA. Those tanks were lightweight, but still pretty fast for that time.
German StugIII was also relatively fast Tank Destroyer.
there is bt-2 and bt-7 that can reach 75-78 miles per hour
@@cptpetrenko All tanks, including T-80, except for T-72 of all variants.
Girls: why do we live longer than boys?
Boys:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Lmao
@@benstokes4168 ohhhhh I just saw....
It got auto correct !!!
@@benstokes4168 thanks for correcting me 🎉🔥
At least we wildling am i right
@@ashwath2207 sry for abuse bro
Teacher: We are going to Russia
Girls: Eww its too cold
Boys:
I just don't understand how this stereotype about "Snowy Russia" appeared. It's like 25 °C in my town right now...
Corp Of Evil Because it’s close to the north pole and it’s usually cold lol
*Comrades
@@k.g.b.8514 Because of WWII, also most of Russia is further north than a lot of cold cities I know.
@@k.g.b.8514 you called that hot. thats cute. in india it peaks to 45 to 50 c
as a Russian person, I can confirm it's how we actually do
Да, вот сегодня так делал, спина теперь вообще не болит
@@---eh1jq пилота самолета, который мы с братками с такой разпрыжки сегодня бахнули, тоже вроде спина больше не болит
@@user-zw4el5oc1d нормально нормально
Attacking in your neighbour countries like naZies.👍
That’s why you guys are losing this war 😂
Ай меня снайпнули в полёте!
Accuracy: -90%
Style: +200%
Rng: +999%
Correction: Accuracy: +CYKA BLYAT
What if their accuracy increases when they are in the air
No, accuracy is 100%, style - 200!!!
Long as you’re looking good while doing it😎
You see Ivan, when our tank is flying, enemy is not sure whether to use anti-tank or anti-air.
Lol😂
da
Germans
I dont see diffrence
How about, Flak88
lmao
Экипажу дано задание произвести огонь на впечатление.
Экипаж выполнил задачу
Alyosha
America: We jump cars and bikes! Russia: Tank
Не понял
@@German_Kaiser он говорит Америка: мы прыгаем на машинах Россия: на танке
@@Topgun00098 понял
Indian- we jump in our tractor like bikes.
@@vinashak2048 Indian 😂😂
“You can’t describe an entire country in a 20 second video!”
*Me:*
Ну так-то да,не можешь)
21 seconds***
21*
You made my day take my like lol
you still haven't described the country. kitchen? culture? clothes? folklore? history? Fuck it all! we'll just put the jumping tank in here! all these stereotypes about Russia are just a complete lie! I hope you understand this.
Damn, it amazes me that their tracks can just take 30 tons of steel dropping on them from 2-3 meters up and keep driving at full speed
45 tons
the thing is they cant
Могут,еще как могут😊
Нагрузка на подвеску гигантская
Скорее из-за того что перед отлётом, они ещё крутились на земле и продолжали вращение, из-за этого крепежи не порвались
Eardrums be like: Suka, Blyat!
Tank: Booom!
Ears: Adios.
Funny one 😂
Адидас красовки
BTH that guy probs has hearing damage.
@@997Virus Depends on how many soldiers have trained near tanks and if they were wearing hearing protection (such as active hearing protection or earbuds/ear muffs). Also 120 DB (about 25x quieter than a 105mm howitzer (which is 170 DB (the scale isn't liner so that's why it's only 30 DB higher)) can immediate hearing damage. And %52 of soldiers in the US military have some moderate hearing loss. So yes 1/2 have hearing loss, you idiot.
more like:
ears: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Imagine being in a battlefield then hardbass suddenly plays and this shows up
ua-cam.com/video/wtbcaWnybzs/v-deo.html ,.,
I would run
Why do I hear boss music?
@@reuvenpolonskiy2544 are you in Ukraine 😌
@@Arbaz__. I am inside your mum
"Помимо того, что этот танк супер маневренный, преодолевает самые различные преграды, он умеет даже плавать под водой, но ещё он умеет... ТРИ ПОЛОСКИ"
😂
Imagine being an American soldier and Ukrainian soldier and seeing Russian tank shooting at Target perfectly while in air
@@Magneticvortex-kk4gb yes i know
@@Magneticvortex-kk4gb Everything that exists has come out of imagination, so yes
@@Magneticvortex-kk4gbIm charging it by the hour
Ukraine and Poland be like, "Hold my kvass."
@@Cowboycomando54 bro need to learn history and geography
You see Ivan: When your tank is flying, enemy is not sure whether to use anti-air or anti-tank.
Lazar Danojlic I’m crying
You see me
Underrated comment asf
Best comment 10/10
@@SCOHunter :)
Me and the boys stealing a Tank after getting drafted into WW3
(Old comment was: Russian Uber be like)
🤣🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Driver arrived- "shots canon"
When a T90 is a Prius in Mother Russia
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is a T-72....
28 02 24! 5 танковая бригада ответственно вам заявляет! Абрамсы! горят!
помним, но по абрамсам не скорбим
прикольные таки костры на гусеницах украине передали
That tank’s landing has been felt as a small earthquake in the near city.
Nobody was sober that day
Eduard Crisan nobody had been sober for two weeks BEFORE that day
Even the reporter wasn't sober
Or any day
Nobody has been sober since 1945
Being sober is a capitalist propaganda
American tanks: stands on flat surface, study geographic factors, aim precisely then shot
russian tanks: 360 noscope
Hahaha 😂
Underrated)))
Basically World of Tanks
*hit*
Not really!
*American tanks are unmatched into battle.*
2021: Hardbass
2022: Donbass
THANK YOU for the source music and videos. No many memes have those.
"When this tank hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some stalinium magic"
Flies away*
Why do you use MILES? Are you a Western spy? Alexey, come here, I've found him!
In Russia there is no miles per hour, there is cheburek per vodka
@@HomophobeWolf I thought that you were gonna say kilometers per hour. Your thoughts are beyond our expectations.
@@ploopy33 Actually yes, we use kilometers per hour, but I wasn't the one who came up with the joke about cheburek per vodka. It comes from the channel Life Of Boris
@@HomophobeWolf Back to the Future preference ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
@@realmfdanish7899 bruh my hacked account
They are on the way to babushka for kompot
Kevin Flum I am from Russia. It’s like Russians usually have fun.
Kompot eta zajebis better than coca cola :)
KOMPOT NAJLEPSZY
Noo bevmcause new video of boris
Компот-хорошо
Хардбасс-плохо
We are not gangsters,we are Russian!
*Hard times create Strong Slav, Strong Slav creates Hard Time* - Stalin probably
Underrated comment 😂😂😂
Other:"try to make a flying car"
Russian:"try making a flying kick ass tank"
try?
They did thought. They had a blueprint for a tank that had wings on it.
@@ikedew8264 a little tank that i heard had a name Antonov correct me if i'm wrong
@@BenedictF79B Do you mean Antonov A40 ?
@@Nayr-KunIsBad ah yes
Her: can you come to my house?
Me: Sorry im in ww3
Her: im home alone
Me:
@@none--other panzer is German 😑
T34 Is mother Russia
@@PrinceDenka t34 is usa tank
15 лет назад no
@@relativistictilsiter6060 you idiot?
War thunder players getting out the military base:
0:07 he didn't cover his ears for the cannon, he covered them for the hardbass
Tripaloski
Tripa-Tripaloski
How do you dare to mess with the hard bass??
fr though hes deaf now
@Rolf Hammer he is russian, he is used to it.
There was no need to write "russian" we all know where it is from
Lol
There was no need to upload a video the word "russian" says it all
@@ahmedgnedy2375 There was no need to make this video, the word 'russian' says everything
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@@lucariogaming6803 Hello, l am Russian. Let's be friends
Now this is the tank support armies need.
This jump shot actually saved the entire tank-building industry of Russia.....
Типа крутой пиар получился для экспорта?
@@hyperboreanmanul Да, многие западные танки ломались после прыжка, а т 90 нет.
when we see some western spies trying to hurt babushka.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Не позволю про царя такие песни петь!
Hahahahaha
Driver - We can't aim the dispencer higher than this.
Sargent - Then aim the whole tank high.
Holly....
Sergeant
Lol
@@gomanzoltanraul3471 well done
@@gomanzoltanraul3471 only just noticed tbh. Well played mate
Great video. Would watch again.
no tanks were hurt in the making of this video
no eardrums were hurt in the making of this video
American people: I wonder what Russians are doing right now . : /
Russians:
Yes
Ah yes
They’re having fun
Liviu Valache да ты прав мы любим летающие танки XD
That was actually a Russian football mom In a rush dropping her kids at school. She meant to press the horn but fired instead
Nope, no mistake. That is the horn.
@@servant691 🤣
🤣😂
No
that's the real horn
Nah she fired the kid to school
You: Grandpa, i got bullied at school!
Grandpa:
Not a plesant sight if you are a nato soldier
Red bull gives you wings
Russians: Hold our vodka.
Red Army gives you wings
@@EmberDawn and Red Wings gives you....well...never mind.
@@XploreAz whatever you would've said probably would have been hilarious. 😄
"OUR"
ОТДАЙ ВОДКУ, ОТКУДА ТЫ ЕЕ ВЗЯЛ
Next stop Berlin
Fuck you trump
@Anton Babani fuck off you animal eater
Raman Tiwari are you a vegan?
@@imperiusthearchangelofvalo2650 yeah
Raman Tiwari that explains why you got mad at him for no reason, there in literally no protein for your brain and you have poor nutrition, therefore you’re a dumbass
this might just be the best video ever created.
In Soviet Russia you don’t fly to tank, tank flys to you
Commander : "Shoot that plane"
Driver : "But we are in the tank"
Commander : "I said shoot that plane"
Driver : "Yes my highness"
‘My highness’ lol
*comrade
Gunner shoots not the driver
A little bit of vodka and hard bass and he can manage to be both
Commanders: Did I stutter?
Shoot the plane for the motherland comrade
0:07 this guy has 300ms ping
He does have an immediate reaction though before he's like: FUCK! MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cuz his ears hurt
Jajaja
0:07
Got his ears fucked up😂
America: We jump cars and bikes! :D
Russia: Tank 🗿
Commander-in-Chief: We don't have anti-aircraft guns!
The commander of this tank: NO MORE WORDS
Fun fact: every legendary videos is less than 1 minute
Edit : thx or 6.8k likes
Fr
Everyone knows that
Copied comment
Ну может быть
Fun Fact
If you will write this you will get likes
1980 :people would have flying cars in future.
2020:flying tank
Damn
russian flying tank
Even better
Admittedly way cooler!
that tank existed in 80s
ah yes a normal day in the motherland, Russia lore 101
I like to think the guy wasn't expecting them to fire. I like to think the tank crew wanted to play a little sneaky joke on him =)
And he lost 50% of his hearing abilities.
Infantry: WE NEED AIR SUPPORT!
Tank Commander: Hold my vodka..
Edit: 800 likes, whoooa !!!
💀💀💀💀💀💀
lolzj 🤣🤣🤣
Not commander..its pilot😅
I can imagine some drunk Soviet Tank commander jumping his T34 on a bunker back in WW2
F16: mayday mayday mayday!!!
The fact that the tank shooting while flying killed me
Plot twist : This guy was in front of the tank.
It was probably a misclick.
Just imagine where the shell landed😂😂
It's call tank freestyle
@@hemiacetal1331 no. We did that in the army when I served there. It is done on purpose.
what a nice use of a shell
It's a miracle that the tank didn't break the camera🤣
Enemies: Is that a plane? Is that a bird? Is that a frog?
Russian tanks: *turns on hardbass* HERE I COME BABY!
no its much worse than your night mare its slava ukraine
@@JustAThought916 ebalo off naxyi
@@JustAThought916 check yer mama
@@Nothingness687 many babushkas left without sons because of poo tin..enjoy son.
@@JustAThought916 idc about putin
0:07 rip this guys ears
His eardrums gone gopnik
Morbis Headgearvs
Wastidvs earvs
This guy lust have tinnitus after that
I was behind an Abrams firing a good 100yds and shit still rung my bell.
That shit is loud as fuck. Grenades make around 190 decibels, fireworks are 140-170 depnding on type. A gunshot is around 130. A tank shot must be like 220 or something. Ow.
Выстрел танка в 20 метрах. Минус уши.
Averange ur Russian Taxi when u said is 1 minute left
Ground units :- We neeed air support ASAP.
Russian tanks : TRIPOLOSKI🔥🔪
Хахахаха
Угар!
CAS
TRI POLOSKI.
Lol
0:08 too late, damage to hear done
He didn't try to close his ears , he just was surprised and he grabbed his head like "what the hell is that tank doing?" Or maybe not
Lol, if he didn't have earplugs that was freakin' loud!
He's not late. He was trying to trap the sound in his ears.
@@ashutoshlakra2922 lmaoooo best one yet
@@ashutoshlakra2922 lol
the last thing that the M1 Abrames tanks see's
As a Russian this is what we do
I mean who wouldn’t want Russians defending your neighborhood?
the problem is, that Russia is not defending it, but attacking it
Patient Zero what you mean this is normal day in Russia there is no attacking going on.
PremiumRanger i would love to have them guard my neighborhood tf
Random Fangirl yay xd.
PremiumRanger Nit if you're Ukrainian
I've never seen this kind of stuff in any movie! Pure adrenaline! 😲👍
Yeah it just keeps coming in recommended. I liked this months back
Russian tanks on their way to commit warcrimes
Tanks in movies: on the ground
Russian tanks: flying
@@hax.q flying to commit warcrimes
Поздравляю ты призвал русского)
Funny how people still thought that Russian tanks could actually hit things on the move at that time.
The war footage has shown that the stabilisation is rarely used in practice, since its not good enough for rough terrain and the optics and seatings aren't stabilised enough to actually observe targets on the move in combat conditions.
you are talking out of your ass and you know it where tf did you see footage confirming that?
Bro covered his ears so late he wasn't expecting flying tank
America: “I bet he’s planning to invade other nations.”
Russia:
Adidas :)
Syka blat
mid-air support is still air support!
TRI
POLOSKI
Я ХОЧУ КУШАТЬС
@@Thachbann abibas
Texans: "Who are you guys"
Russians: "We are you, execpt we drink vodka"
lmeo
lmeo
lmeo
Lollllllllll
Texans! Except for Vodka!! haha so true
USA:We have the best aircraft
Russia:what is aircraft? WHO NEEDS AICRAFTS IF YOU HAVE FLYING TANKS
This was Russia’s last “working” tank, now they went and ruined the suspension:(
The suspension can take that no problem lol
TRANSLATION TO ENGLISH: Even though this tank is super maneuverable, capable of overcoming all kinds of obstacles and even can swim underwater there is more - it can even....(that's where he stops speaking, presumably he wanted to say - "it can even jump while shooting it's canon"), then the music starts: -"three lines, three lines, addidas sneakers" and so on.....
Or three stripes
@@adamrizkymubarak yeah thats more fitting I guess
@@adamrizkymubarak trypalovsky🎶🎶
Русский
Underrated comment of the year ward. Thank you for teaching me Russian.
hello from Russia, hohol ibtches. leopards are gonna starve
moscow will become East Warsaw vatnik
@@Wendigussy 5977 russian nuclear bomb *exist*
@@Wendigussy looks like volyn massacre did well
@@foxsmith7966 last test was in 19XX.
How many nukes will go off in their silos?
@@kawaguchitara1610 i must acknowledge that as a ukranian inhabitant your opinion is absolutely not biased and objective but please, do you have ANY prove that nuclear bomb can go off in their silos?
Everyone gangsta until the Russian tank starts flying.
- Erwin Johannes Eugen Rommel
Детерминизм это Свобода 🤙 🤙
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Forget the tank, just add Russian to your title
Yes, but Rommel never met the Russians in battle. You'd better name Heinz Guderian instead...
It was General Heinz Guderian who fought against Russia in World war 2. Rommel is an overrated man glorified by West because he went against Hitler. The real military genius was Guderian who is the father of Blitzkrieg doctrine.
This video fills you with *VODKA*
imagine if people in the tank were rookie trainies who didn't knew how to drive tank properly or shoot canons and this was their horrible routine turned out to be like a boss one by accident 😂😂
They really should have fired backwards right after the jump for extra distance.
just like in GTA San Andreas
This looks like a fine idea
The A-team?
😂😂
Ayy that was a thing in GTA 3
"Stealth is optional"
Me :
Lmao same
Me and the bois rush the enemies with our tank and drinking vodka like a true comrade 💪
@@itisgeorge0 Russian bias
Stealth optional:
Me: stealth prepare to be ignored
Good one bro
Ai am from Russia and everi vone russian child has own tank
i agree with you!
@@faza_0 Ар ю олсо фром Раша?
@@ozz999 ес, айм фром Раша
Ни одного русского коммента...
daaaaaaamn, that tank sure has great suspension. how tf did it survive.. oh right, stalinium
Edvin Keskin its a t-80 .. meanwhile in Germania *Leopard 2A8*
T-80U, not your regular MBT, a monster.
It survived long enough for them to get it on film. It would be completely shot after that.
You mean putinium!
@@bloodybeasttom2147 Certainly an impressive tank, though there is the usual pizdec with the engine that comes with all gas-turbine powered tanks.
German tanks: Strong
American tanks: Reliable
Russian tanks:
Russian tanks: *fun*
German in 1940 year: In Zukunft werden wir fliegende Panzer haben
Russia now:
You dont have to be accurate, fast or reliable if its made out a tractor shop.
no russian tanks: yolo
Russian tank : "I'm fast as fucc boii"
His ears left the universe, he didn't even had time to process it 💀
The reporter...like teacher explaining something...
Meanwhile me and my mates at back:
😂
Хахаха
Adidas : 1000%
Lol
Дол
Radioactive 420%
meanwhile in russia
Fullmetal alchemist! I like it very much! Hello from Russia =)
priviyet Alyifiy (did i pronounce it wrong lol)
Unstable Alchemist it is Privjet Alfi if you want haha 😂😂
Unstable Alchemist No hes just dumb and know nothing except google translator
GameGame fall nay, i can read cyrillic alphabet a little bit. what about that?
"Apart from the fact that this tank is super-manuveravble, it crosses different kinds of obstacles, it can even drive underwater but also it can..." "Three stripes, three stri- three stripes, adidas sneakers..."
"Gopnik! Three stripes!"