They Let Me Play Japan...

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 18 лис 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ • 149

  • @6th_Army
    @6th_Army 2 роки тому +790

    Dankus : 1 hour late to lobby
    Dankus : Still makes it before the game starts
    If that's not a HOI4 mp lobby I don't know what is. It's always waiting for the one person to be back in 5 and then the person who went to do the same 4 minutes later.

    • @wetwillyis_1881
      @wetwillyis_1881 2 роки тому +12

      Yeah, I was waiting three hours for my friend once. That game went really late.

  • @lieutenantwhiteghostgamer6700
    @lieutenantwhiteghostgamer6700 2 роки тому +392

    Finland player was doing the real meta

  • @kaenguru02
    @kaenguru02 2 роки тому +60

    I really love how Dankus names his videos „this is why they fear my Japan“ or „that’s why they should never let me play Germany“ like it doesn’t matter what country he picks, the moment he joins your Lobby you better be in his alliance

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 роки тому +8

      :D

    • @ShamRockSmithMaster
      @ShamRockSmithMaster 2 роки тому +1

      Unfortunately he still can't carry the entire team but he can make them regret not being on his team

  • @Normalcoder3881
    @Normalcoder3881 2 роки тому +131

    Dankus is allowed to play a good nation, no way.

  • @pandoranbias1622
    @pandoranbias1622 2 роки тому +83

    Dankus standing strong fighting against literally the entire rest of the world

    • @Xeem_Pad
      @Xeem_Pad 2 роки тому +4

      Of course. Including USSR and Germany

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 роки тому +5

      SIUUUUU

    • @Xeem_Pad
      @Xeem_Pad 2 роки тому

      @@DankusMemecus or is it?

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 2 роки тому +408

    On the one hand: Dankus wins again, who could have guessed? However, on the other hand: YEAH, WOOHOO Dankus is the best, yeah!

  • @IScreamAtCats33
    @IScreamAtCats33 2 роки тому +86

    Idk the new guy took over your editing, and If so, he has done wonders. I couldn’t watch your videos before and now I can’t miss one. No offence to the guy who came before.

  • @DanielKi199
    @DanielKi199 2 роки тому +6

    Griffon is a fantastic player with a lot of experience on Japan in competitive games. He is one of the few Japans I struggle to beat when I’m playing the US. I’ve faced him in about 30/40 games, and they’re always bloody fun.
    He’s also a very consistently good UK, a reliable Russia, and just an all-around solid player.
    You had an excellent main for the game :^).
    Also, Slayer fan club

    • @Wow_btw
      @Wow_btw Рік тому

      Yeah he’s probably the best or one of the best players atm

  • @Віктор445
    @Віктор445 2 роки тому +4

    They tought my Guinea Bissau was weak

  • @FirstnameLastname-cw8ok
    @FirstnameLastname-cw8ok 2 роки тому

    The little clips of the DJ Got Us Falling in Love Hardstyle remix has just become my new song for getting pumped for heavy lifting sets. Thanks bro 🙏

  • @matthewetc6078
    @matthewetc6078 2 роки тому +7

    i never noticed that you only had 80k subs, saw you from boe and ngl i love the channel man

  • @narthex1681
    @narthex1681 2 роки тому +6

    I'm confident if the allies put on Germany all the effort they put on Japan, the game was theirs

  • @herrwombat2363
    @herrwombat2363 2 роки тому +4

    Wie Dankus einfach SSIO am Anfang hört😂

  • @SerialDesignationPR
    @SerialDesignationPR 2 роки тому +6

    When dankus puts their best in the title he should put their "best"

  • @lightningstar375bob7
    @lightningstar375bob7 2 роки тому +2

    I’ve watched too much dankus, every big encirclement I hear eeeshports Alta eeeeshports

  • @TexanMAGABOI
    @TexanMAGABOI 2 роки тому +1

    I remember a game as australia in hmm where we were going to curbstomp you but Germany coops sabotaged and it was called, unless it was this game, idk i havent seen the full vid

  • @Babygronk123
    @Babygronk123 2 роки тому +10

    Dankus is love dankus is life

  • @HerhenAmirdahVe
    @HerhenAmirdahVe 2 роки тому +23

    Can't wait to see SS Dankus

    • @tobinrose2330
      @tobinrose2330 2 роки тому

      Plz explain I hope this is not what it sounds like

    • @kostas_shoegaze
      @kostas_shoegaze 2 роки тому +13

      @@tobinrose2330 sub goal for german uniform

    • @112mirai
      @112mirai 2 роки тому +3

      Reichsfuhrer SS Dankus

    • @Alpffine
      @Alpffine 2 роки тому +2

      Dankus is Aryan, fits the uniform

  • @tzhonor
    @tzhonor 2 роки тому +1

    Dankus videos titles belike: They let me play the game

  • @EJ-jh1vf
    @EJ-jh1vf 2 роки тому +7

    Calling it at Raj instead of Sov lmao

  • @Gabeslicor
    @Gabeslicor 2 роки тому +1

    I swear Dankus could be put on Ethipoia and still win.

  • @janys6502
    @janys6502 2 роки тому +18

    Hey, could somebody explain planning bonus? I know its nice but ai messes up the frontline, how do I avoid it?

    • @artanisplays3982
      @artanisplays3982 2 роки тому

      What?

    • @janys6502
      @janys6502 2 роки тому

      @@artanisplays3982 You see people use frontlines. Their divisions get bonuses to combat. Assigning an army messes up the frontline each time you move

    • @Jatischar
      @Jatischar 2 роки тому +24

      Simple, you give a Field-Marschall Frontline and offensive Plan, let all the Units form up, then select the Armies under that Field-Marschalls Command and unnasign those Armies from the Plan!
      Now the Marschall has a Plan, but no Divisions are following that Plan. The Divisions still get Planning Bonus tough.

    • @janys6502
      @janys6502 2 роки тому +2

      @@Jatischar thank you very much! Unassign with ctrl+h (or something like this)?

    • @Jatischar
      @Jatischar 2 роки тому

      @@janys6502 Yeah, don't know the hotkey, but it is the small button on the right half with a "minus" on it

  • @antidegmonflamegante
    @antidegmonflamegante 2 роки тому +11

    banzai?
    also how do you even get that good at hoi4

    • @localbearings3611
      @localbearings3611 2 роки тому +8

      5000 hours that’s how

    • @DanielKi199
      @DanielKi199 2 роки тому +1

      @@localbearings3611 one of the best UKs I’ve seen in MP had 400 hours. Just play enough competitive historical MP games and ask around for tips. You’ll get good really fast.
      I learned more about the mechanics of the game playing a single historical competitive game than I did in 500 hours of single player. After too many historical comp games, I can play every nation reliably except Germany.

  • @AproX_
    @AproX_ 2 роки тому +1

    They thought my Japan was weak 😎😎💪💪💪🇯🇵🇯🇵

  • @RunicRhino22
    @RunicRhino22 2 роки тому +1

    DankOOS on Japan lets gooooo!

  • @NominatusLP
    @NominatusLP 2 роки тому

    lulz why you put a german song from SSIO in the background at the beginning (nullkommaneun)?

  • @ntech1907
    @ntech1907 2 роки тому

    We got that hirohito drip going

  • @psychzach1588
    @psychzach1588 2 роки тому

    Great video!

  • @prequelanimations539
    @prequelanimations539 2 роки тому

    dankus have u thought about playing more unhistorical

  • @idigtrenches347
    @idigtrenches347 2 роки тому +1

    Kiaserriech dankus when

  • @112mirai
    @112mirai 2 роки тому +2

    Nice AOT thumbnail very cool

  • @Haswienga
    @Haswienga 2 роки тому

    They let me play.

  • @kurabiye924
    @kurabiye924 2 роки тому

    I love ya jokes and channel gl

  • @alekous3736
    @alekous3736 Рік тому

    It is what it is

  • @revbooster5041
    @revbooster5041 2 роки тому

    ThEy SaId My JaPaN wAs WeAk

  • @quinlanda_man2565
    @quinlanda_man2565 2 роки тому +1

    Just make dankus play Liberia

  • @devilliersduplessis7904
    @devilliersduplessis7904 2 роки тому

    Who is Alta Dankus keeps screaming at?

  • @Spazzz123
    @Spazzz123 2 роки тому +9

    great content man.
    I'm going to be honest, i used to only watch tommykay. i always thought you were just some shit disturbing kid by the way tommy described/talked about you. I'm glad he was wrong about you, keep up the great work.

    • @natebox4550
      @natebox4550 2 роки тому +3

      Honestly tommy fell down, it’s just meh videos, with great editing. Tommy’s editor is also dankus edditor. And he does too much react content. He’s just weird nowadays.

    • @pi1523
      @pi1523 2 роки тому +4

      Tommykay talks bad about everyone which is why I dont watch his videos anymore

    • @natebox4550
      @natebox4550 2 роки тому

      @@pi1523 who does he play with even?

  • @dylanschnabel4859
    @dylanschnabel4859 2 роки тому

    Okay, serious question. How on earth do these guys get so much supply in Malaysia and Bangladesh?

    • @georgek2092
      @georgek2092 2 роки тому

      They're putting all their civs on railways and supply hubs it seems

  • @_tym3k
    @_tym3k 2 роки тому

    title: They let me play Japan...
    how it really went: I was an hour late to the lobby so i dont get to choolse my own nation
    Nice

  • @bgt5k281
    @bgt5k281 2 роки тому +1

    Based Dankus

  • @lucasgachter7804
    @lucasgachter7804 2 роки тому

    epic slayer moment, who else...

  • @nicoka3542
    @nicoka3542 2 роки тому

    Why is bro listening to Ssio

  • @SandboxRaptor
    @SandboxRaptor 2 роки тому

    esports alta

  • @MarkoLabi
    @MarkoLabi 2 роки тому

    What is the name of the mod used in this video ??

  • @Nemanja-g4j
    @Nemanja-g4j 2 роки тому +1

    URAAAAA

  • @carrotgoboom
    @carrotgoboom 2 роки тому

    You need to add sabaton to your playlist

  • @gthecrossbower9939
    @gthecrossbower9939 2 роки тому

    I'm a rather new player to hoi4 can I ask if he is playing with mods or the regular game

    • @Everest3000
      @Everest3000 2 роки тому

      He is playing a mod. I forgot what it was called.

    • @DanielKi199
      @DanielKi199 2 роки тому +3

      @@Everest3000 Historical Multiplayer Mod (HMM). It’s a vanilla optimization mod that’s commonly used for historical competitive games.
      It adds a lot of quality of life improvements, massively speeds up game (an entire game averages around 3-4 hours, reaching 1939 within an hour), and other things.

  • @Porkinchaps
    @Porkinchaps 2 роки тому

    What was that song that was used in the China War?

  • @Thelastkeyboardwarrior
    @Thelastkeyboardwarrior 2 роки тому

    What’s the Japanese song??

  • @alecsnews
    @alecsnews 2 роки тому

    probs to spain

  • @pandawastaaken
    @pandawastaaken 2 роки тому

    Eshport Alta

  • @demrasnawla
    @demrasnawla 2 роки тому +1

    Bro right side grand battleplan is so much better than left it's not even funny

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 роки тому

      why?

    • @12gark
      @12gark 2 роки тому +1

      @@DankusMemecus night attack bonus. That thing is worth the whole tree and more. Half of the day is night, and you get a huge buff.

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 роки тому +3

      @@12gark yeah who wants more planning that applies 24 hours of the day

    • @thepieguypdx7780
      @thepieguypdx7780 2 роки тому

      if youre a feedbackgaming SP battleplan player then maybe, otherwise left is better. no reason to go GBP over SF if NOT for the planning bonuses.

    • @12gark
      @12gark 2 роки тому +1

      @@DankusMemecus math is pretty close, but it's not as you think.
      More planning is a multiplier of 1.6 against 1.4. So if you have 100 soft attack, you get 160 for GBP L over 140 GBP R. But at night (half of the day), you get 50% less stats compared to 25% less stats. So you have 80 against 105. If you average, its 120 average for GBP left and 132.5 for GBP right. It's close, but it's not as you think. You are basically trading blows with superior firepower right right if you have your planning bonus.
      Also, the night bonus should apply also on defense, while the planning bonus is zero when you are defending, the thing that matters is entrenchment and both have the same amount.
      Oh, yes, GBP right gives you better supply consumption too.
      Give it a try.

  • @Nemanja-g4j
    @Nemanja-g4j 2 роки тому

    UGA BUGA

  • @JTKroll12
    @JTKroll12 2 роки тому

    ESHPORTS ALTA!!!!!

  • @anoobnoduhgaming9416
    @anoobnoduhgaming9416 Рік тому

    Mod?

  • @brotherhoodz97
    @brotherhoodz97 2 роки тому

    so dankus can exploit in spain but his opponents cant swap units? im confused.

  • @Erik_Arnqvist
    @Erik_Arnqvist 2 роки тому +2

    Back at it again with the clickbait, been awhile though

  • @jreesets7401
    @jreesets7401 2 роки тому

    What mod is this?

  • @RqlaPvP
    @RqlaPvP 2 роки тому

    SLAYER USA XD

  • @ondrasvejkovsky9075
    @ondrasvejkovsky9075 2 роки тому

    How did I miss new Dankus vid by whole 4 hours

  • @harveyhutsby7697
    @harveyhutsby7697 2 роки тому +2

    the crappy montages, why can't the editor just show the micro :(

    • @Pluton94
      @Pluton94 2 роки тому

      You really want to see dankus microing against AI China?

    • @IRaNDoOMI
      @IRaNDoOMI 2 роки тому

      @@Pluton94 last few videos he always does it. Every video for the last few weeks has just been the same. Just constant self inserts from the editor during the calm phases with movie quotes and memes. And then some montage with allways the same video effect where you cant fucking make out whats even going on because the camera is just swerving left and right and up and down with some old transparent ww2 film in the backround and music during the actual interesting and micro intensive parts. Probably will get more clicks for dankus but still just so annoying in my opinion.

    • @Pluton94
      @Pluton94 2 роки тому

      @@IRaNDoOMI Well have you considered that dankus plays basically the same game over and over again with little to no changes?

    • @Kittystag
      @Kittystag 2 роки тому

      AI china is boring and easy, nothing to show

  • @berserker4940
    @berserker4940 2 роки тому

    What mod?

  • @nazgul4708
    @nazgul4708 2 роки тому

    Mods?

  • @Wow_btw
    @Wow_btw 2 роки тому +1

    Mod name?

    • @AdrianRO1918
      @AdrianRO1918 2 роки тому

      hmm historical multiplayer mod

    • @Wow_btw
      @Wow_btw 2 роки тому

      @@AdrianRO1918 ty

  • @spetz434
    @spetz434 2 роки тому

    Soup

  • @ivanzubcic2523
    @ivanzubcic2523 2 роки тому

    Wen is TANK tutorial Dankus!

  • @adamc9834
    @adamc9834 2 роки тому

    Not as good as captain hook

  • @pizzahut2236
    @pizzahut2236 2 роки тому

    plau amogu s

  • @rubenherobr1
    @rubenherobr1 2 роки тому

    .

  • @leolofstrom442
    @leolofstrom442 2 роки тому +1

    Les go

  • @iunary
    @iunary 2 роки тому

    it really is a crime how badly the rework fucked japans focus tree in hoi4.... they are almost unplayable without modding their focus tree

  • @ddoghusky2928
    @ddoghusky2928 2 роки тому

    This axis cheated hard btw

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 роки тому

      AAAAAAA

    • @ddoghusky2928
      @ddoghusky2928 2 роки тому

      @@DankusMemecus look at Spain my dude no way u saying axis weren't cheating also watched full vod

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 роки тому

      @@ddoghusky2928 they annexed the spain player that left?

    • @ddoghusky2928
      @ddoghusky2928 2 роки тому

      @@DankusMemecus before that too they cheated to help spain cause he was 1st timing. Then cause he got flamed by axis for 1st timing spain (he got told to switch too cause of dc) so he said fuck it im gonna play fm and was tabbing between the 2

    • @ddoghusky2928
      @ddoghusky2928 2 роки тому

      and then cause he couldnt do focus tree cause of the axis cheating the civil war he left

  • @mogus581
    @mogus581 2 роки тому

    L

  • @Wow_btw
    @Wow_btw 2 роки тому

    Mod name?