At this point, do you think we'll get to 100 episodes of Jack talking about taking his laptop to an Italian restaurant without actually doing it? He mentioned it as far back as episode 195, probably even further back.
Friday night with the lads! Excellent, now what to order.... I fancy an Italian I think. Problem is I've got my laptop with me. Hold on, I could watch the video version on my laptop whilst at the Italian! An excellent idea
You know, just the other day I was thinking that I would love it if there was a cult I could join for people who like a lot of wrestling on their UA-cam. And here it is!
Woo, best part of the wrestling week right here. Looking forward to spending almost half my workday with the dulcet tones of the lovely lads at Cultaholic.
We all know Sami is a fantastic Wrestler and is capable of having a good to great match buy we haven't seen him go all out in a match quite sometime so this should be interesting. I think the men's chamber will be match of the Night cause of the talent involved who can each have a good to great match in their own right most notably Seth Rollins and Johnny who I hope are the final 2 as it's a dream match
I hope Johnny goes far, I think theory will prob retain, Rollins prob gon go on to face Logan oof Paul. If gargano were to win that would be so awesome :)
28:40 on the subject of teachers and their comments, I had one for DT who started a lesson asking one of the other kids "what do you know about screwing?"
I cannot agree more with Jack's point about NXT. I think I'd watch a full two hours of these bonkers car crash stories every week without any actual wrestling.
Maffew:Jack on film Jack: I haven't watched any films this week Maffew: oh.....Jack off film Gold. Also, as an Australian family we would watch neighbours over home and away. And we all know that's when neighbours become good friends.
@@abhinavdutta745 would you accept Sami winning the UWU and then Cody taking the belt away the next night on the post-Mania Raw and turning heel in the process? If so, if Roman takes time off, there will be an uber heel to take his place in Cody and Sami can chase him all summer?
@@nathanelidraper2428 I've been giving it a lot of thought and I don't know what's the best booking, every scenario makes me excited and want to pull out my hair all at once😅😅. All I can come up with is, unless Rock is coming back, Roman should win. If Roman is to lose the titles he needs to be the most unstoppable he has ever been so we give him a chance against Cody. Right now it's a conclusion that Cody will win. Imo, Jey screwing Sami would be a turn off because of all the storyline progression he has made.
Sami winning is not best for business. This is one of those instances where the chase being 1000x better than the reign. If by some chance Sami takes the titles from Roman, he will be a transitional champion at best and that will be a total waste of his popularity. Roman will crush Sami so he looks strong going against, and losing to, Cody.
52:00 When it comes to the hard stuff, Tequila is probably the easiest thing for me to drink. Used to be rum but I gave myself a minor case of alcohol poisoning from it a few years ago so my stomach turns when I smell it. Whiskey is good. Vodka I have to be in the mood for.
Weird, rum is the easiest drink for me but tequila is the one that turns my stomach when I smell it, though that wasn't alcohol poisoning per se... just a particularly heavy night and excessive vomiting
I'm sorry maffew, I would've loved to have been at cultaholic live to meet my rival, Adam Pacitti, but unfortunately I live in Oregon. please forgive me
2:37:36 - No, no, no, no, no stop. 🤣 What did Maffew just say? TELL ME, he didn't just say dat! 🤣 I've been watching and listening along for the last five years and only *now* do you reveal that all of the 'scrummy scrummy yummy' content is significantly less satirical than I first thought? 🤣🤯 Oh I'll never listen to the podcast the same way again! I thought we were merely appealing to a demographic! 😳 Alas no, it's something much more pure, much closer to home! That's blown my mind, and to find out through such a bomb-dropping joke. 😂 Tell me I'm not the last one to pick up on this, please, someone save me the embarrassment of not clocking it sooner. I know Maffew would detest this comment as well because it draws attention to his sexuality rather than who he is, but given the circumstance, please allow me this one. 😅 "That seems ... outdated." 🤣
Eh it’s more of a people know but just don’t mention or think of it type of thing, especially those who listen to the classic smack down review where for about a year straight Maff would bring up how Jeff hardy was his awakening (& to other peoples as well) to that side
@@mcbrads95- That's fair enough because I've never listened to one of those. As far as I'm aware, this was the first overt mention of it on the regular podcast, which is why it caught me off guard. It's clear that everyone else knows and neither brings it up nor thinks about it, nor should they. Merely from a statistical default perspective, I was surprised to learn it in such a funny way. 😂
Dynamite wasn’t as good as previously but I wouldn’t say this was a bad show on it’s own. Lots of un earned hate for an episode that top to bottom (before anyone throws the Cody promo in my face) was better than raw for the most part
At this point I’m watching the podcast wondering if it finally the podcast that Jack fulfills his laptop dinner date promise.
I would be sooooo happy
At this point, do you think we'll get to 100 episodes of Jack talking about taking his laptop to an Italian restaurant without actually doing it?
He mentioned it as far back as episode 195, probably even further back.
Jack is scared.
This podcast is a real comfort some days - this episode in particular feels like a shared chat and a laugh throughout.
Hope you are doing well, brother.
Sidenote: If I had a nickel for everytime Cultaholic was mentioned on NXT. I'd have 2 nickels! _Which isn't alot, but weird that it happened twice._
I'm stealing this and will ironically get more likes
Welcome to the Cultaholic Podcast; _You're listening to the Dulcet Tones of Maffew, Maffew and Maffew_
Friday night with the lads! Excellent, now what to order.... I fancy an Italian I think. Problem is I've got my laptop with me.
Hold on, I could watch the video version on my laptop whilst at the Italian! An excellent idea
Jack and Ross's reactions to the "I'll keep me blood" bit had me howling. Really brightened my day.
Timestamp?
@@happenable 2:37:40
You know, just the other day I was thinking that I would love it if there was a cult I could join for people who like a lot of wrestling on their UA-cam. And here it is!
Woo, best part of the wrestling week right here. Looking forward to spending almost half my workday with the dulcet tones of the lovely lads at Cultaholic.
Up the Podcast.
I always try and spread this show over the week and always watch it all in one go 🤷🏻♂️
Two and a half minutes in and Maffew made me lose my sides already
"Drugs"
Kinda surreal hearing my question read on the podcast.. cheers lads
Was a pleasure to attend Cultaholic Live last Saturday! Such a good afternoon 💜
I honestly had no idea that Maffew is gay. I know it shouldn't be a news worthy thing anymore, but still. Nice to see he is out and proud!
The cat loved the Attitude Era, what a gem by Maffew.
20:35 Ross' sudden realization that Maffew said "jack off film" is hilarious.
"Why are there french people in Quebec and in Louisiana"
As a Nova Scotian I plead the fifth...
Jack needs to get his laptop and go to the Italian restaurant
Man that Isla Dawn segment was something else. I thought the water bottle was supposed to be talking lol
I didn't know Maffew was gay, fair play
@@yotofficial well 90% of the time they're making jokes
Long form video on the history of Cultaholic FPL please
Another lovely podcast that doesn't feature 'Hollywood' Jack 'Joe Pesci' Jobber going to the Italian restaurant with his laptop
It's forced and unfunny, but you're fighting the good fight brother
@@willsimbala4291 you're right on the double negative, thanks for pointing it out!
Nice one lads. See you next week
Cajun here. Originally we were French colonies. Blended our own culture and a big chunk stuck around.
Wait is Maffew one of the gays? I had no idea, up the LGBT 🏳️🌈
A sound teacher here:
I don't go to work to tell kids what to do, I go to teach them how to do things.
Canada (mostly Quebec) and Louisiana were at one time French Colonies in North America.
Looking forward to next week's local papers in Newcastle "EXPOSED - BBC Newcastle presenter has crippling drug problem revealed on wrestling podcast"
If you like a lot of wrestling on your UA-cam join our Cult - Matthew is great like keep up the great work lads
WELCOME to the cultaholic wrestling podcasaaast
37:44 - Home and Away theme.
Ross was on form in this episode.
Home and Away household here. Summer Bay for life!
We all know Sami is a fantastic Wrestler and is capable of having a good to great match buy we haven't seen him go all out in a match quite sometime so this should be interesting. I think the men's chamber will be match of the Night cause of the talent involved who can each have a good to great match in their own right most notably Seth Rollins and Johnny who I hope are the final 2 as it's a dream match
I hope Johnny goes far, I think theory will prob retain, Rollins prob gon go on to face Logan oof Paul. If gargano were to win that would be so awesome :)
I acknowledge Ross as the Leader of The Bodline.
3:00 "drugs." lolllllllllllllllllllllll
25:16 Tom Campbell, Cocaine Enthusiast should be a Cultaholic rumble character up there with Cool Kane
The live show would’ve been filled to the brim in the U.S. just sayin guys… lol
Can confirm the Durham Basshunter rumours. Was there in 2016 and saw him. What a time to be alive
honestly wish you did 9 pitches for nxt ... PLE the scenarios youd come up with🤣
Dammit Maffew, shave those sideburns!
Yo shouts out to Blameitonjorge!!! I love his videos man so it’s cool to see one of the lads mention him
28:40 on the subject of teachers and their comments, I had one for DT who started a lesson asking one of the other kids "what do you know about screwing?"
I like his video. I like Maffew's bloodline too.
I cannot agree more with Jack's point about NXT. I think I'd watch a full two hours of these bonkers car crash stories every week without any actual wrestling.
Just walking my dog listening to the cultafriends
Laughing in public about the "sound" ? teacher xD
Sound is like a slang for solid across the pond I believe.
@@frankmaney7209 oh yeah i got that, thanks 👍🏼 i didnt knwo how it was written
Ross admits to wanting to murder Vince. Try and find this in this podcast
Maffew:Jack on film
Jack: I haven't watched any films this week
Maffew: oh.....Jack off film
Gold.
Also, as an Australian family we would watch neighbours over home and away. And we all know that's when neighbours become good friends.
All I can remember regarding wrestler ratings in the 2k games causing a bit of offense was The Revival, in maybe the first game they were in?
Niven should do the Master Loch
Nice one, sir 👍🏻
Sami Zayn winning is WHAT’S BEST FOR BUSINESS 😮😮😮
It pains me to say that Roman crushing Sami is best for business. That will make Roman the ultra heel ready to face uber babyface Cody.
@@abhinavdutta745 would you accept Sami winning the UWU and then Cody taking the belt away the next night on the post-Mania Raw and turning heel in the process? If so, if Roman takes time off, there will be an uber heel to take his place in Cody and Sami can chase him all summer?
@@nathanelidraper2428 I've been giving it a lot of thought and I don't know what's the best booking, every scenario makes me excited and want to pull out my hair all at once😅😅.
All I can come up with is, unless Rock is coming back, Roman should win. If Roman is to lose the titles he needs to be the most unstoppable he has ever been so we give him a chance against Cody. Right now it's a conclusion that Cody will win.
Imo, Jey screwing Sami would be a turn off because of all the storyline progression he has made.
Sami winning is not best for business. This is one of those instances where the chase being 1000x better than the reign. If by some chance Sami takes the titles from Roman, he will be a transitional champion at best and that will be a total waste of his popularity.
Roman will crush Sami so he looks strong going against, and losing to, Cody.
Love that Jack is unaware that the French once owned parts of North America
Quick Question Guys: What Is Jack Talking About Right Now?
I didn’t know Maffew was gay. Am I the last to know? Lol
Elimination chamber will be fun little stop on the way to wrestlemania
43:05 do what in her what?!
Huh, I wasn’t aware Maffew was gay
Had not clue either
I mean he has made little references in the past. Like when talking about the old Jay briscoe tweets.
Talking about wrestlers being upset about their game stats, they've done that on upupdowndown and G4.
1:34:30
Jack again proving my theory of him being the new arrogance of youth
Nice one sir
THE LADS!!
52:00 When it comes to the hard stuff, Tequila is probably the easiest thing for me to drink. Used to be rum but I gave myself a minor case of alcohol poisoning from it a few years ago so my stomach turns when I smell it. Whiskey is good. Vodka I have to be in the mood for.
Weird, rum is the easiest drink for me but tequila is the one that turns my stomach when I smell it, though that wasn't alcohol poisoning per se... just a particularly heavy night and excessive vomiting
Is it just me or does Jack's American accent sound like it should be Frazers?
Does this make Maffew a gay wrestling icon?
Honestly, I don't find LA Knight that compelling. I just find him overbearing.
Tom loves a cheeky wee line
Nice one sirs
I'm sorry maffew, I would've loved to have been at cultaholic live to meet my rival, Adam Pacitti, but unfortunately I live in Oregon. please forgive me
Tequila is delicious!
What game did Pat Sharp play???
Did Maffew just come out on the podcast? Has he done so prior? I'm confused
If asuka kills errbody piper niven has no business in that chamber
2:37:36 - No, no, no, no, no stop. 🤣 What did Maffew just say? TELL ME, he didn't just say dat! 🤣 I've been watching and listening along for the last five years and only *now* do you reveal that all of the 'scrummy scrummy yummy' content is significantly less satirical than I first thought? 🤣🤯 Oh I'll never listen to the podcast the same way again! I thought we were merely appealing to a demographic! 😳 Alas no, it's something much more pure, much closer to home! That's blown my mind, and to find out through such a bomb-dropping joke. 😂 Tell me I'm not the last one to pick up on this, please, someone save me the embarrassment of not clocking it sooner. I know Maffew would detest this comment as well because it draws attention to his sexuality rather than who he is, but given the circumstance, please allow me this one. 😅 "That seems ... outdated." 🤣
Eh it’s more of a people know but just don’t mention or think of it type of thing, especially those who listen to the classic smack down review where for about a year straight Maff would bring up how Jeff hardy was his awakening (& to other peoples as well) to that side
@@mcbrads95- That's fair enough because I've never listened to one of those. As far as I'm aware, this was the first overt mention of it on the regular podcast, which is why it caught me off guard. It's clear that everyone else knows and neither brings it up nor thinks about it, nor should they. Merely from a statistical default perspective, I was surprised to learn it in such a funny way. 😂
@@Cirrus5005 oh I agree it’s a funny way to found out, just so casually & in a satire way. Honestly you got a cracking way to find out he’s bi
Why has jack spent this entire podcast making strange references to wrestlers bodies 😅
I like this video
Louisiana used to be French territory.
45:18 I think that's a reference to the song "Pancho and Lefty" by Townes Van Zandt.
Dynamite wasn’t as good as previously but I wouldn’t say this was a bad show on it’s own. Lots of un earned hate for an episode that top to bottom (before anyone throws the Cody promo in my face) was better than raw for the most part
can a smile be a noise... ⚰
Diddling rn
Karion Kross sucks since the NXT days! Never liked him. Keith Lee was rubbed. 😒
Maffew is gay?
Hold tf up....... Matthew is gay??????????????
Diddler for H.O.F
Nice one sir