Quantum Teleport Chess

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  • Опубліковано 21 жов 2024

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  • @joda7697
    @joda7697 Рік тому +1686

    That was actually a fun challenge idea for once, and i feel like the quantum teleportation is fair game.

    • @Flechashe
      @Flechashe Рік тому +43

      Movement would be very limited otherwise

    • @studgerbil9081
      @studgerbil9081 Рік тому +42

      it's fair. if the piece lands on a good column it doesn't matter how it got there.

    • @andreypopov3400
      @andreypopov3400 Рік тому +7

      Otherwise it would be absolutely impossible.

    • @San-lh8us
      @San-lh8us Рік тому +17

      i read this before watching the video and was so confused as to how this could be a comment on a chess game

    • @Luke-st8bc
      @Luke-st8bc Рік тому +2

      Luckily 2 4 columns were grouped together instead of something like 1 column and 7 columns

  • @arifhossain9751
    @arifhossain9751 Рік тому +708

    You know... quantum teleport bishop is technically within the rules so...
    Yeah, mission accomplished.

    • @Person01234
      @Person01234 Рік тому +37

      it's not just technically in the rules, it's also clearly within the spirit of the rules. The challenge was, for once, interpreted correctly.

    • @MatthewMorris6148
      @MatthewMorris6148 Рік тому +26

      @@Person01234As the challenge creator I can confirm that yes, that was intended.

    • @gracchus7782
      @gracchus7782 Рік тому +3

      He basically treated his bishop as an elephant--teleports but exactly 2 squares.

    • @svarogwolf
      @svarogwolf Рік тому +1

      What’s interesting is that he broke a rule here since the challenge specifically stated after Simp’s 5th move he had to look at the challenge. However, he waited until his opponent’s fifth move was done

    • @arifhossain9751
      @arifhossain9751 Рік тому

      @@svarogwolf
      That's still his 5th move because he didnt play his 6th move yet.

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_R Рік тому +882

    The challenge said you cannot move pieces or pawns _between_ different groups, but it never said you couldn’t move pieces or pawns *across* different groups. Another loophole!

    • @DaTimmeh
      @DaTimmeh Рік тому +118

      groups blocking each other wouldve been a stupid interpretation. I'm surprised Simp didn't go with it.

    • @limitlesscord7319
      @limitlesscord7319 Рік тому +39

      ​@@DaTimmeh exactly, would have been a very him thing to do

    • @ruanpingshan
      @ruanpingshan Рік тому +4

      I wonder if that was an intentional part of the challenge so that rooks would be able to move from one side to the other.

    • @MatthewMorris6148
      @MatthewMorris6148 Рік тому +8

      Not a loophole lol. Just something I didn’t think to clarify.

    • @MatthewMorris6148
      @MatthewMorris6148 Рік тому +6

      @@ruanpingshanActually more for the bishops than anything.

  • @andretimpa
    @andretimpa Рік тому +239

    I love how the opponent just kept blundering pieces with such confidence 😂

    • @LeviATallaksen
      @LeviATallaksen Рік тому +6

      And all but one of them (Rh6) happened within group A! In fact, one for each file, which is quite funny (Bxb4, Qxd5, Qxe5+, Qf8#)

  • @alphaone739
    @alphaone739 Рік тому +283

    That "well" has got to have the most pronounced emotion I have ever heard from the TTS

    • @GigsTaggart
      @GigsTaggart Рік тому +68

      TTS? That's what simp sounds like. You didn't know he does voice over work for a lot of other streamers and channels?

    • @DuffTerrall
      @DuffTerrall Рік тому +7

      For real, though, what is the TTS model here? It's common enough I hear it elsewhere and I'm at this point just bloody curious what is used.

    • @pmLite_
      @pmLite_ Рік тому +6

      @@DuffTerralli believe this voice is called daniel (uk)

    • @TlalocTemporal
      @TlalocTemporal Рік тому +10

      ​@@DuffTerrall-- I think it's partly editing. Simp has used pitch and speed shifts to add innotation a lot, this one just happens to feel very natural.

    • @jefferydavidson5347
      @jefferydavidson5347 Рік тому

      I was thinking that 😂

  • @ruanpingshan
    @ruanpingshan Рік тому +331

    At 1:58, the opponent spent 13 seconds trying to figure out why he couldn't capture the queen.

  • @MatthewMorris6148
    @MatthewMorris6148 Рік тому +73

    Hey, that’s me!
    Edit: Oh, I should’ve specified, but the quantum teleporting was intended.

    • @thesmasher.
      @thesmasher. Рік тому +3

      Wait that’s YOU?!? I thought the pfp was just a coincidence but it looks like I was wrong, cool to see dsn commenters in other Chanel’s comment sections

    • @MatthewMorris6148
      @MatthewMorris6148 Рік тому +6

      @@thesmasher. Oh hey, good to see you! And uh, I don’t know if I can really qualify as a dsn commenter anymore. I keep forgetting to do so after work. Speaking of, thanks for reminding me. I haven’t commented in like three days now.

    • @thesmasher.
      @thesmasher. Рік тому +1

      @@MatthewMorris6148 yeah I noticed that I wasn’t seeing your comments very often anymore I thought it was just yt shadowbanning you or something

    • @ottlight
      @ottlight 11 місяців тому

      ​@@MatthewMorris6148whats dsn?

    • @Box-Gaming
      @Box-Gaming 11 місяців тому +1

      Almost a month late but wanted to say that I love the Niko pfp, very cool if you made it yourself

  • @idonnow2
    @idonnow2 Рік тому +161

    Simp legit developed quantum teleportation just for this challenge, what a lad

    • @dragskcinnay3184
      @dragskcinnay3184 Рік тому +1

      fack, that was my idea to get the physics Nobel prize-he beat me to it ! I'll have to fall back on the time travel device, which is a lot harder to do...

    • @since1876
      @since1876 6 місяців тому

      But the queen decided to be a badass and she chose walking to further humiliate the opponent

  • @portell0
    @portell0 Рік тому +67

    13. bd3 is a shock because normally simp would consider this to break the rules when in reality everyone in the audience would allow it or even expect it is permitted.

  • @cathsaigh2197
    @cathsaigh2197 Рік тому +27

    I think moving from A to A through B is perfectly according to the challenge, but arguing that it's teleporting when the bishop can't jump over pieces is a hard sell.

    • @reiniar
      @reiniar 11 місяців тому

      i just don’t think you understand how the bishop truly moves

  • @celestial5279
    @celestial5279 Рік тому +28

    Just got out of my quantum information theory course and I can confirm that quantum teleportation works exactly like you described.

  • @jusfralmedina2979
    @jusfralmedina2979 Рік тому +65

    "Some people may say... I failed the challenge". I think the only person who wants to add unnecessary difficulty to challenges is chess simp

  • @me-pk2kb
    @me-pk2kb Рік тому +5

    Nothing more satisfying than when the square the piece moves to rhymes with checkmate

  • @tigerseye1202
    @tigerseye1202 Рік тому +7

    You know it's a good challenge when Simp has to declare that a piece is moving normally.

  • @kaksspl
    @kaksspl Рік тому +8

    Quantum teleportation, the new chess meta.

  • @SourceEnginePlayer
    @SourceEnginePlayer 11 місяців тому +1

    quantum teleportation:
    oh am i over here? oh now im here HAHAHA

  • @panda4247
    @panda4247 Рік тому +2

    "he saw everything" --> he saw nothing (neither the skewer, nor the pin that makes it useless)

  • @MaxwellCatAlphonk
    @MaxwellCatAlphonk 11 місяців тому +1

    Chess but for every piece your opponent takes you must do one of these tasks;
    - Beat a Saint cycle (beat the Saint Campaign) in rain world downpour
    - Beat celeste chapter 8 B-Side
    - Beat celeste chapter 3 C-Side with a golden berry
    - Install geometry dash and get 20% in Tidal wave, practise mode allowed
    - Beat the enderdragon withing 100 days in minecraft hardcore
    - Beat Slime rancher within an hour 'speedrun'
    - Play a team game of Team Fortress 2 and your team wins
    - Cheese an old version of Planetary Travel by Axerity in Baba Is You
    - Beat Hollow Knight
    - Aquire a slugpup in Gourmand campaign (rain world downpour)

  • @person8064
    @person8064 Рік тому +16

    What's that explosion at the very end of the video?

    • @DharshM0
      @DharshM0 Рік тому +14

      The sound that you hear right before a quantum teleport

  • @mattevans4377
    @mattevans4377 Рік тому +8

    Nice to see a challenge Simp didn't make harder for themselves.

  • @Lettuce-fl4wt
    @Lettuce-fl4wt Рік тому +1

    I never noticed the "Subscribe or my dog will eat your homework" on the side.

  • @name-ie9qo
    @name-ie9qo Рік тому +2

    1:43 gotta love the memey quotes 😂

  • @john-paulgies4313
    @john-paulgies4313 Рік тому

    "That blunders a King" has the same energy as お前はもう死んでいる.

  • @tonskisolav9692
    @tonskisolav9692 Рік тому +1

    Sounds blast at the end of the video 😧

  • @isaacrdz846
    @isaacrdz846 Рік тому

    4D chess with quantum teleportation

  • @rohan1864
    @rohan1864 Рік тому +1

    People who'd complain about moving pieces through another group's files should be ostracized

  • @TheRealPancakeCafe
    @TheRealPancakeCafe 11 місяців тому

    The Oneshot profile picture makes this perfect XD

  • @anson7064
    @anson7064 Рік тому

    “…after YOUR fifth move…”

  • @atoucangirl
    @atoucangirl Рік тому +2

    fun challenge, maybe one of those cases where playing vs a 300 rated would have made it more interesting, or if there was less time to see the challenge

  • @zankumo
    @zankumo Рік тому +3

    Oof. The very end of the video has a VERY loud static noise. Result of the quantum teleporting?

  • @Blocu
    @Blocu Рік тому +3

    If the chess board is in a quantum state, then group A would be group B simultaneously and vice versa, so free travel is allowed. Source: Completely made up by myself

    • @drachefly
      @drachefly Рік тому +1

      Yes. Another way of looking at it is that the is-this-the-same-group operator would yields -1 for a move between either assignment of group A to group B (creating an out-of-phase condition -> this move cannot happen), and 1 for a move for either group within itself (in-phase condition -> this move can happen). A move which crosses from group A to group B and back to group A has TWO -1 phases which multiply out to +1, allowing the move.

  • @thischannelisawesome
    @thischannelisawesome Рік тому +4

    Impressive that the 100 rated player saw 2:08, I probably would have blundered that

    • @poochycosme
      @poochycosme Рік тому

      What is the tactic here, I can't see it at all

    • @poochycosme
      @poochycosme Рік тому

      Actually nevermind, I see it, I just didn't think the right way

    • @poochycosme
      @poochycosme Рік тому

      I thought he could threaten checkmate

    • @orbistruct
      @orbistruct Рік тому +1

      Couldnt the queen just capture the rook like the pawn before it?
      The d7 pawn is still pinned

    • @Person01234
      @Person01234 Рік тому +1

      @@orbistruct Yes. I mean the player just spent like 13 seconds realising and figuring out why he couldn't take the queen, of course he's not going to allow the same thing again and lose a rook for free.

  • @visaac
    @visaac Рік тому +18

    Two bishops, different kind of squares, aka different spins, which implies that Bishops are electrons
    Electrons known to have tunnel effect
    These challenges are getting way too real

  • @Affews100
    @Affews100 Рік тому

    Freaking earrape at the end there

  • @melaniewilson1742
    @melaniewilson1742 Рік тому +1

    Very smooth. Well done.

  • @lanceareadbhar
    @lanceareadbhar Рік тому +1

    Definitely not a paid actor.

  • @CillmaCuvas
    @CillmaCuvas Рік тому +2

    your outro seemed to glitch in the last second

  • @lovestruck5346
    @lovestruck5346 Рік тому

    I actually disagree with the ruling that the move was legal; the bishop inarguably moved "between groups".

  • @brandonmack111
    @brandonmack111 Рік тому +2

    That's not quantum teleportation - it's just regular teleportation.
    Totally fair, though - is say as long as it lands in it's own group it counts.

  • @LecPixel
    @LecPixel Рік тому +2

    respect for Niko pfp

  • @smth_smth_idk_xd
    @smth_smth_idk_xd Рік тому +1

    Ah yes, quantum tunneling

  • @onebear6504
    @onebear6504 Рік тому +1

    Actually a good challenge!

  • @andrejkacerik2535
    @andrejkacerik2535 Рік тому +1

    Subscribe or my dog will eat your homework, well done, i have no idea how long is this there

  • @michaelmurray6197
    @michaelmurray6197 11 місяців тому

    Too bad he failed the challenge. His queen was in group A, he had no way to move and capture the king in group B. Therefore the king was not even in check. Real challenge was to actually checkmate the king, without the game falsely ending the match because it thought it was a checkmate.

  • @TasTheWatcher
    @TasTheWatcher Рік тому +1

    How about chess variants _with_ viewer challenges?

  • @ms-star
    @ms-star Рік тому

    Yes. Chess is actually just pieces quantum teleporting on the board

    • @Tsunami14
      @Tsunami14 Рік тому

      But if another piece (or pawn) is in the way, is that now a quantum block?

  • @rogierownage
    @rogierownage Рік тому

    I wish you used Walpurgis Night more lately

  • @Emkinasx95
    @Emkinasx95 Рік тому

    It's quantum tunneling

  • @DarnokPL
    @DarnokPL Рік тому

    I like Quantum Physics! :D

  • @lonelyPorterCH
    @lonelyPorterCH Рік тому

    A balanced challenge^^

  • @josukehigashikata4847
    @josukehigashikata4847 Рік тому +4

    Day 8 asking for chess simp’s genshin main

  • @magnetar6235
    @magnetar6235 11 місяців тому +1

    "Queen normally moves to f8" I see at least someone in ths kingdom values the old ways rather than the wacky new quantum shite
    Edit: spelling

  • @nekominorinya2569
    @nekominorinya2569 11 місяців тому

    I dont understand why that player didnt take the queen when he had the chance

  • @_akranium_
    @_akranium_ Рік тому

    Wait... if pieces can quantum teleport,why they cant quantum teleport over other pieces? (except horseys ofc)

    • @rzim0dnar
      @rzim0dnar Рік тому

      The technology is still very new, and so to maintain proper targeting, the piece must maintain line of sight with its intended destination.

  • @itsQuilow
    @itsQuilow Рік тому

    jumpscare at 3:15

  • @NoomStuff
    @NoomStuff Рік тому

    Video 2 of asking simp to play fps chess

  • @aamierulharith5294
    @aamierulharith5294 Рік тому

    but that's technically not a checkmate bcuz your bishop cannot go to h file

    • @CancerGaming_
      @CancerGaming_ Рік тому

      how does that make it not checkmate

    • @aamierulharith5294
      @aamierulharith5294 Рік тому

      @@CancerGaming_ by the challenge, the bishop cant capture the king at h file (by definition of checkmate: whatever you move, your king will be captured), hence it's just a check

    • @Gulgulp.
      @Gulgulp. Рік тому +1

      ​@@aamierulharith5294it doesn't work like this. Even if the piece can't move there, it's still checkmate. For example, take a normal game. In this game, a rook is pinned to the king by the ennemy queen. The player checkmates his opponent putting his queen to attack the other king, and the rook guards the only square where the king could have went. Even if the rook is pinned and legally can't move to the square where the other king is, it still attacks the square. The goal is to checkmate the opponent, not to take the king

    • @aamierulharith5294
      @aamierulharith5294 Рік тому

      @@Gulgulp. i think you're missing the point: this is a challenge, and simp always abide by the challenge, so in the spirit of the challenge (which you're not partaking in rn) this is just a normal win by checkmate, but not a challenge win

    • @Gulgulp.
      @Gulgulp. Рік тому

      @@aamierulharith5294 yes, but tell that to the site. It maybe would've been cool irl, but online there is not an option for this kind of challenge.

  • @fancen
    @fancen Рік тому

    burger

  • @WoodenClockwerk
    @WoodenClockwerk Рік тому

    Love the f8 checkm8, always satisfying to hear
    Alsp i am the 69th comment

  • @hioman
    @hioman Рік тому

    Wait, why didn't he take your queen with the pawn instead of threatening her with the Rook?
    Edit:oh, I'm dumb

  • @david92759
    @david92759 Рік тому

    sick

  • @NEBREUELPHFTARRRR
    @NEBREUELPHFTARRRR 11 місяців тому

    Is ont possible to be as Bad as the opponent ? He gives pieces so often.

  • @bedsgaming9499
    @bedsgaming9499 Рік тому +13

    While people are proud of themselves for being the first commenter, I get to be the first of the ones who actually watched the video.

  • @lazthegreat10
    @lazthegreat10 Рік тому

    I laughed

  • @sonsysy4195
    @sonsysy4195 Рік тому

    Paid actor

  • @thunderman_2226
    @thunderman_2226 Рік тому

    😂

  • @vjexmixv
    @vjexmixv 5 місяців тому

    fail

  • @expepem189xl3
    @expepem189xl3 Рік тому

    Dude are you having F in history? Bishop using usuall teleports, due to religios connections.

  • @Traidmarck
    @Traidmarck Рік тому +1

    First heh

  • @juliuscaesarsimp3430
    @juliuscaesarsimp3430 Рік тому

    Day 25 asking simp to pin me

  • @Gy987654321
    @Gy987654321 Рік тому

    Fancy bishop quantum teleport lol why just can use normal teleport like normal people's hm !!!