Baby Stares At Woman Then Smirks

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  • Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
  • At a holiday work party, this woman was hanging out with the boss' son when he keenly stared at the woman and then cutely turns his head and smirks at the camera.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 76 тис.

  • @gobindpreetrai2525
    @gobindpreetrai2525 3 роки тому +4180

    No wonder he has all this confidence. This boy is literally Boss Baby in real life.

  • @PrivateSmiles
    @PrivateSmiles 7 років тому +4685

    That baby was made in a lab from pure 100% swag.

  • @shobhanbhoi492
    @shobhanbhoi492 3 роки тому +22025

    I will never be able to imagine how this single kid might be raising both his parents alone.

  • @CharlesDorsey-ov2ht
    @CharlesDorsey-ov2ht 3 місяці тому +69

    I don't blame you little man...she is fine

  • @ninetailsdesign
    @ninetailsdesign 3 роки тому +4775

    This baby sends gifts to Santa on Christmas.

    • @user-xf6ox6zx4w
      @user-xf6ox6zx4w 3 роки тому +11

      O

    • @goodrat7
      @goodrat7 3 роки тому +5

      any sense?

    • @Squidynx
      @Squidynx 3 роки тому +15

      @swoop -Chan Basically he’s saying the baby’s such a “chad” that he gives Santa presents

    • @vengance81108
      @vengance81108 3 роки тому +2

      Ahahahahhah

    • @ahursm
      @ahursm 3 роки тому +4

      That’s just sweet

  • @kimberlyhelwig549
    @kimberlyhelwig549 2 роки тому +10311

    When the kid was born, he congratulated the doctor for a good job and drove his mom home

  • @pepsi-chan
    @pepsi-chan 4 роки тому +3892

    This baby sends his parents to the corner.

    • @charity2641
      @charity2641 4 роки тому +22

      Wait that’s illegal

    • @AlkasterCSGO
      @AlkasterCSGO 4 роки тому +12

      Wait, that's illegal.

    • @zzzdee1980
      @zzzdee1980 4 роки тому +9

      Wait, that's illegal

    • @emracck
      @emracck 4 роки тому +8

      Wait, that’s illegal.

    • @CrystalKyd
      @CrystalKyd 4 роки тому +7

      《Time Travel》 Wait, that’s illegal?

  • @enigmahman5836
    @enigmahman5836 2 місяці тому +715

    When he leaves for kindergarten, he will look his dad in the face and tell him "you are the man of the house now"

    • @SitkaRazizar
      @SitkaRazizar Місяць тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @freemarley639
      @freemarley639 Місяць тому +2

      Underrated 😂

    • @allymukhsin2962
      @allymukhsin2962 Місяць тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @wubbalubbadabdab420
      @wubbalubbadabdab420 28 днів тому

      You literally stole this comment from someone else that said the same exact thing 3 years ago...🙄🫣

    • @enigmahman5836
      @enigmahman5836 28 днів тому +3

      @@wubbalubbadabdab420 that "someone" heard it from me 3 year and 1 second ago 😎

  • @gianwilliams1460
    @gianwilliams1460 4 роки тому +3945

    When the baby was born, he signed his own birth certificate.

    • @uuzimane5615
      @uuzimane5615 4 роки тому +27

      😂😂

    • @gianwilliams1460
      @gianwilliams1460 4 роки тому +12

      And he wiped the afterbirth off the placenta.

    • @abdiasisaden1922
      @abdiasisaden1922 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂🤪😋

    • @eatadick6969
      @eatadick6969 4 роки тому +3

      He's gonna grow up to be a white supremacist. He's already got the looks

    • @yungpkk585
      @yungpkk585 4 роки тому +2

      𝓕𝓾𝓶𝓲𝓸 how have you worked that one out then?

  • @Christian-dh2eo
    @Christian-dh2eo 3 роки тому +1915

    He doesnt want to be cool, coolness wants to be him.

  • @meka840
    @meka840 3 роки тому +9687

    If he's in a theater and gets a call, the movie pauses for him

  • @janellsmith9347
    @janellsmith9347 4 місяці тому +269

    The baby is like...oh, she's pretty 😊.

  • @TB4000
    @TB4000 7 років тому +17485

    the real life boss baby

    • @Richard-dp4fl
      @Richard-dp4fl 4 роки тому +87

      haha 😄😄 - nice one 👍🇬🇧✌️

    • @27TaLisa
      @27TaLisa 4 роки тому +41

      😆😆😆😆

    • @someguy2744
      @someguy2744 4 роки тому +19

      As Joji put in one of his early instagram posts: "Baller Genetics.", then again we'll have to see how suave he is in 20 years.

    • @elizaash358
      @elizaash358 4 роки тому +10

      😂

    • @v-trigger6137
      @v-trigger6137 4 роки тому +27

      the admin should had edited the video, and put those gangsta black glasses in baby's eyes 😂

  • @Flexor30
    @Flexor30 3 роки тому +18202

    When this boy was born, the doctor congratulated him for having healthy parents.

  • @kungfuotta
    @kungfuotta 3 роки тому +3669

    We're not watching him, he's watching us.

  • @teristrong8876
    @teristrong8876 Місяць тому +44

    The boy said to himself, I'm gonna get me one of these when I grow up. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @selenajosephina
    @selenajosephina 3 роки тому +4198

    This baby is already looking to call someone else “baby”

  • @richjebs4605
    @richjebs4605 3 роки тому +2052

    Imagine the kid all grown up and coming back to this comments section, he'll have the time of his life!

  • @shubhipriya9069
    @shubhipriya9069 3 роки тому +2466

    The mosquitoes don't suck his blood, they transfuse blood into his veins

    • @Ame865
      @Ame865 3 роки тому +66

      That's just not right. The blood the take from us isn't worthy of entering his veins.

    • @babycow5894
      @babycow5894 3 роки тому +17

      Dengue fever and Malaria time 😍

    • @redditverse6511
      @redditverse6511 3 роки тому +15

      aye yo wtf

    • @notyourrodrick
      @notyourrodrick 3 роки тому +1

      Hey Swiftie!!💞

    • @shubhipriya9069
      @shubhipriya9069 3 роки тому +1

      @@notyourrodrick heyyy!! same pinch ♥️

  • @mc.voodoo7859
    @mc.voodoo7859 3 місяці тому +224

    bro got that baby rizz bruh😂😂

  • @speeddoctor
    @speeddoctor 2 роки тому +4238

    The “world’s most interesting man” when he was a baby

  • @Nah2998
    @Nah2998 4 роки тому +8768

    This baby isn't living with his parents, they're living with him.

    • @GC-yw1mn
      @GC-yw1mn 4 роки тому +88

      I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me!!!

    • @generalgta3528
      @generalgta3528 4 роки тому +26

      It's absolutely the SAME FREAKING THING!!!

    • @tanjina7571
      @tanjina7571 4 роки тому +6

      @@generalgta3528 😂😅

    • @eavymuturuh3717
      @eavymuturuh3717 4 роки тому +6

      🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @generalgta3528
      @generalgta3528 4 роки тому +2

      @@tanjina7571 What? Did I say something wrong?!

  • @Agent_3141
    @Agent_3141 3 роки тому +1506

    When he looks at the sun, the sun has to put sunglasses on

  • @user-om2qo2sh6n
    @user-om2qo2sh6n 2 місяці тому +17

    That baby is cute and she is adorable too. I hope they remain in each other's lives forever

  • @idkmyusername1677
    @idkmyusername1677 4 роки тому +3167

    This baby sends his teachers to the wall.

    • @vc9491
      @vc9491 4 роки тому +18

      Corner

    • @LXR_Ghxstly
      @LXR_Ghxstly 4 роки тому +2

      Ahhh the wall

    • @nbp375
      @nbp375 4 роки тому +3

      Bangs his teacher on the wall 🤣

    • @qualiz315
      @qualiz315 4 роки тому +2

      @NOOB I- no comment

    • @kalyan7708
      @kalyan7708 4 роки тому +3

      @@nbp375 what

  • @Jake04531
    @Jake04531 4 роки тому +12582

    This kid doesn’t wait for the bus, the bus waits for him.

  • @hxL2_elisa
    @hxL2_elisa 3 роки тому +4768

    When this kid drives, the police show him their license.

    • @afa4766
      @afa4766 3 роки тому +39

      😂😂😂

    • @friijolesLIVE
      @friijolesLIVE 3 роки тому +8

      666 likes

    • @_BeanBerries_
      @_BeanBerries_ 3 роки тому +14

      Lmao😂

    • @hxL2_elisa
      @hxL2_elisa 3 роки тому +1

      Wow the max I’ve ever had was 1.1k let’s see if I can beat that..
      Edit: done! Wow

    • @hxL2_elisa
      @hxL2_elisa 3 роки тому +1

      @@_BeanBerries_ army?

  • @Kayla_9941
    @Kayla_9941 3 місяці тому +79

    He went from: 😒😐 to: 😏😎

  • @artworld7384
    @artworld7384 3 роки тому +9536

    This kid doesn't get report cards, he grades the teacher.

  • @shreyan2402
    @shreyan2402 3 роки тому +35294

    When this kid meets celebrities, he gives his autograph to them.

  • @captainna2133
    @captainna2133 3 роки тому +5005

    This kid taught his father how to ride a bicycle.

    • @edoardo4170
      @edoardo4170 3 роки тому +114

      This kid taught his bicycle how to ride a father

    • @tay7789
      @tay7789 3 роки тому +7

      Dodosky AHAHAHAH WHAT-

    • @edoardo4170
      @edoardo4170 3 роки тому +8

      @@tay7789 I saw him

    • @RebelDaGeneral
      @RebelDaGeneral 3 роки тому +3

      @@edoardo4170 lmfao

    • @luvvsoph
      @luvvsoph 3 роки тому +2

      oh man 🤠

  • @willieboyland3180
    @willieboyland3180 3 місяці тому +64

    Baby: That'll be two Similacs, shaken not stirred.

  • @savvy830
    @savvy830 3 роки тому +1859

    His mother is the only woman to tell her husband " Wait till your child gets home".

  • @rachitdev7915
    @rachitdev7915 3 роки тому +7345

    When this kid fell off a chair, he comforted his parents for crying

  • @japhethappiah1807
    @japhethappiah1807 3 роки тому +5060

    When this baby blinks, the world actually goes dark for a split second

    • @hadyanalfaridzi12
      @hadyanalfaridzi12 3 роки тому +17

      LoL

    • @kpt7003
      @kpt7003 3 роки тому +72

      Ooh ok then, when he sleeps?

    • @Nonya943
      @Nonya943 3 роки тому +206

      @@kpt7003 that’s what we call night

    • @kpt7003
      @kpt7003 3 роки тому +43

      @@Nonya943 😄...good one buddy 👍..

    • @raincloud6245
      @raincloud6245 3 роки тому +7

      That would be interesting...,😂😮

  • @sunofwill
    @sunofwill 3 місяці тому +28

    This never gets old. I’d love to see an updated pic of him.

    • @NoName-oy2km
      @NoName-oy2km 2 місяці тому +5

      He got a beard now

    • @Casanova-xh2gp
      @Casanova-xh2gp Місяць тому +1

      He had a beard then, he just shaved it off

    • @NoName-oy2km
      @NoName-oy2km Місяць тому

      @@Casanova-xh2gp and his own offspring

  • @esseen100
    @esseen100 2 роки тому +3589

    His whole vibe was "It's a pleasure for you to meet me..."

  • @captianbrave
    @captianbrave 3 роки тому +5231

    When he was born, his doctor was delivered.

    • @allashuwa_
      @allashuwa_ 3 роки тому +146

      I'm done. I'm so freaking done lmfao

    • @jesminmirza2442
      @jesminmirza2442 3 роки тому +57

      UNDERRATED LMAOO

    • @DeAngelo77
      @DeAngelo77 3 роки тому +42

      Definitely underrated. Funniest one here

    • @richhomiespidey
      @richhomiespidey 3 роки тому +18

      Only one that made me laugh deadass

    • @imgone790
      @imgone790 3 роки тому +7

      LMAOOOO

  • @pieter-janbosman698
    @pieter-janbosman698 3 роки тому +3243

    This kid built the hospital he was born in.

    • @suruj9860
      @suruj9860 3 роки тому +11

      Makes no sense but ok

    • @acarroll1714
      @acarroll1714 3 роки тому +25

      After reading the other comments I can say this was the best one. You don’t get anymore alpha than that.

    • @grelli3698
      @grelli3698 3 роки тому +3

      1 thousandth like

    • @_viraj
      @_viraj 3 роки тому +4

      Epic😂🤣

    • @pronoob2857
      @pronoob2857 3 роки тому

      S

  • @johnhinkle1138
    @johnhinkle1138 3 місяці тому +14

    He’s sayin’ “give me 18 more years girly….”

  • @atk_2815
    @atk_2815 3 роки тому +2364

    He tells his therapist “everything will be ok”

  • @scottfree7089
    @scottfree7089 3 роки тому +4539

    He’s the original “ Most interesting man in the world “.

  • @madhavinegi7941
    @madhavinegi7941 3 роки тому +1807

    He is the kind of guy who smirks instead of crying when he was born

    • @waterloop5567
      @waterloop5567 3 роки тому +11

      😂

    • @MrTroll-tg4pc
      @MrTroll-tg4pc 3 роки тому +45

      When this kid was borned, he looked at everyone and said "Hey".

    • @ang1480
      @ang1480 3 роки тому +2

      @@MrTroll-tg4pc 😂😭😂

    • @10sty8
      @10sty8 3 роки тому +9

      @@MrTroll-tg4pc Saying "hey" in a deep voice

    • @trickskidwilliam
      @trickskidwilliam 3 роки тому +1

      If you watch the anime jobless reincarnation you will see that the mc in the form of a child smirking when he was born lol

  • @Night-Predator
    @Night-Predator 2 місяці тому +20

    Bro is planning something devious

  • @nourop6246
    @nourop6246 3 роки тому +2044

    When this baby was born he said “it’s a Doctor”

    • @Gomsroronoa
      @Gomsroronoa 3 роки тому +33

      Yoooo people sleep on that comment. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

    • @mustaqimmustapa2113
      @mustaqimmustapa2113 3 роки тому +4

      Best one

    • @KyriosSM
      @KyriosSM 3 роки тому +6

      Lmao !! Underrated

    • @mikewstacey1986
      @mikewstacey1986 3 роки тому +4

      Brilliant!!

    • @philcole4638
      @philcole4638 3 роки тому +9

      this comment is almost as legendary as the baby

  • @napoleonibonaparte5869
    @napoleonibonaparte5869 4 роки тому +1497

    Once this baby grows up he absolutely has to read these comments.

    • @sheripeter650
      @sheripeter650 4 роки тому +59

      we want the reaction too😂

    • @paranoidowl3085
      @paranoidowl3085 4 роки тому +15

      And someone will accuse him of racism

    • @paranoidowl3085
      @paranoidowl3085 4 роки тому +14

      Night Skies you know, SJWs

    • @onlysoraya
      @onlysoraya 4 роки тому +5

      Paranoid Owl no they wont,,,,,,

    • @anonimogt495
      @anonimogt495 4 роки тому +20

      @@onlysoraya Never underestimate the stupidity of a sjw.

  • @GenesisOasis
    @GenesisOasis 3 роки тому +4077

    "I am aware of the effect I have on women"
    -This kid

    • @OdinLuvsU97
      @OdinLuvsU97 3 роки тому +31

      They need to put him on the office

    • @lilithicz
      @lilithicz 3 роки тому +20

      This kid knows that he’s doing..

    • @DaneDeezy
      @DaneDeezy 3 роки тому +8

      No words needed

    • @anobscenelullaby1463
      @anobscenelullaby1463 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/5DZxB7bvAh0/v-deo.html

    • @hansibryan
      @hansibryan 3 роки тому +1

      This kid would be a Charles Minor’s rival.

  • @natejustdope841
    @natejustdope841 3 місяці тому +23

    Somebody in the background sounds like they’re fighting for their life 😭😭😭

  • @izu5625
    @izu5625 3 роки тому +4239

    This kid doesn’t need school, *school needs him.*

  • @adity1427
    @adity1427 4 роки тому +8095

    When he turns 18, his parents will move out

  • @thecornishsymmetry138
    @thecornishsymmetry138 3 роки тому +11031

    When this kid enters a border, the security guards show him their passports.

    • @zamanthacruz4440
      @zamanthacruz4440 3 роки тому +112

      Hilarious 😂

    • @bloodlin7250
      @bloodlin7250 3 роки тому +80

      My guy had me ✨ *W H E E Z I N G* ✨

    • @CyTiProductionz
      @CyTiProductionz 3 роки тому +28

      😄😄😄😄😄😭😭😭😭😭

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 3 роки тому +13

      @@bloodlin7250 you just had to do the annoying twitter thing huh

    • @C01by0_0
      @C01by0_0 3 роки тому +5

      Lmao!

  • @msobert4
    @msobert4 3 місяці тому +24

    That Smirk 😏

    • @ronaldshank7589
      @ronaldshank7589 3 місяці тому +2

      Yeah! So sweet...and so naughty, at the same time!

    • @fudgybabe9127
      @fudgybabe9127 2 місяці тому +1

      Yes 😆.
      That smirk said things that a baby shouldn't know about. 😜

  • @ethanlee5500
    @ethanlee5500 3 роки тому +1916

    When this kid commits a crime, the police apologised for the rules being too strict.

  • @lizzie6896
    @lizzie6896 3 роки тому +3212

    This kid will never get grounded, he will ground his parents.

    • @bushy9780
      @bushy9780 3 роки тому +14

      all babies ground their parents, well...if they're doing it right that is

    • @suwaydaa
      @suwaydaa 3 роки тому

      lmao

    • @5cheeze356
      @5cheeze356 3 роки тому +2

      This baby was bitten by a king cobra after suffering from immense pain the cobra died

    • @RenegadeRam
      @RenegadeRam 3 роки тому

      He's ungroundable.

    • @RenegadeRam
      @RenegadeRam 3 роки тому

      @Apalaka Made a South Park reference.

  • @Joso97
    @Joso97 2 роки тому +2098

    He gave that “damn Im good” smirk

  • @rogemillecastillo3183
    @rogemillecastillo3183 3 місяці тому +9

    When this baby was born, he gave Chuck Norris a tap on the the shoulder and said, "You can retire now."...

  • @oneebyar6502
    @oneebyar6502 3 роки тому +3337

    When this kid hit puberty, he gave his father the talk.

  • @r.i.p.bespinguard3531
    @r.i.p.bespinguard3531 4 роки тому +7155

    This baby gives his parents permission to watch g-rated movies

  • @grandevinicius2927
    @grandevinicius2927 3 роки тому +3322

    He doesn't turn his shower on, he stares at it until it cries.

  • @user-jh8ek6qd1z
    @user-jh8ek6qd1z 3 місяці тому +45

    The baby is thinking, who's is this beautiful classy lady 🥰🥰🥰🥰

    • @biancalord488
      @biancalord488 2 місяці тому

      The baby already knows that she is his mother lol. Look closely at their features. He has her eyes, nose, and lips.

    • @user-jh8ek6qd1z
      @user-jh8ek6qd1z 2 місяці тому

      @@biancalord488 I didn't ask you 😡

    • @biancalord488
      @biancalord488 2 місяці тому

      @@user-jh8ek6qd1z haha 😆

    • @biancalord488
      @biancalord488 2 місяці тому

      @@user-jh8ek6qd1z beautiful cats

  • @ELPlop
    @ELPlop 3 роки тому +3267

    When this baby reads the comments, the comments give him likes.

  • @hazimrahim1619
    @hazimrahim1619 3 роки тому +2576

    He reads bedtime story to his parents every night.

  • @MenelikTheFirst
    @MenelikTheFirst 4 роки тому +21104

    I like how he slumps back, thinks about it a second...
    Then he’s like... “Well, alrighhhhhttttt...

    • @melissap.6271
      @melissap.6271 4 роки тому +438

      I read that in a Matthew McConaughey voice. 😀

    • @melissap.6271
      @melissap.6271 4 роки тому +56

      @D jango lol! That's another good one! 😁 Giggity!

    • @ArdenBijou
      @ArdenBijou 4 роки тому +14

      M Happy lol I did too

    • @melissap.6271
      @melissap.6271 4 роки тому +83

      @@ArdenBijou "All right, all right, all right." 😁😁😁

    • @cinderella9202003
      @cinderella9202003 4 роки тому +8

      M Happy I did too 😂

  • @cnote2458
    @cnote2458 4 місяці тому +9

    With confidence like that. It’s safe to say the kid is definitely going places.

  • @shanesimon1676
    @shanesimon1676 9 місяців тому +3272

    First baby I've ever seen with so much confidence. 😅

    • @76marji
      @76marji 8 місяців тому +9

      i.k.r.!!😂

    • @mohamedmadnia1907
      @mohamedmadnia1907 7 місяців тому +9

      Talk about Rizzing a Woman

    • @jaimesmith2266
      @jaimesmith2266 6 місяців тому +7

      I mean and its natural confidences he will definitely go far 😆

    • @matinajazmine
      @matinajazmine 5 місяців тому +1

      And then childhood trauma comes and ruins its😢

  • @certified_geek7536
    @certified_geek7536 3 роки тому +2512

    He doesn't pay the government taxes, the government pays him.

    • @tigrana9223
      @tigrana9223 3 роки тому +17

      10% of Americans situation

    • @certified_geek7536
      @certified_geek7536 3 роки тому +7

      @@tigrana9223 if you mean our corrupt government yes.

    • @rubirich_baddie23
      @rubirich_baddie23 3 роки тому +1

      We all wish we were him in this moment

    • @Ivan-rl9mk
      @Ivan-rl9mk 3 роки тому +4

      Isn't that government benefits

    • @jpara617
      @jpara617 3 роки тому +2

      He must be voting for a Democrat then

  • @LogicalError007
    @LogicalError007 4 роки тому +4732

    He's a baby who gave his father, his mom's number.

  • @lukelyon1781
    @lukelyon1781 3 місяці тому +8

    This kid tells his dad not to touch the thermostat.

  • @psychoticserenity6510
    @psychoticserenity6510 3 роки тому +9393

    When this kid comes to your house, he gives you the WiFi password.

    • @tizodd6
      @tizodd6 3 роки тому +158

      There are a lot of really funny comments here, but this one killed me for some reason

    • @phantomcall
      @phantomcall 3 роки тому +40

      Honestly bro this one was amazing

    • @jus2cute09
      @jus2cute09 3 роки тому +18

      😂😂😂

    • @karna5998
      @karna5998 3 роки тому +31

      "Hey bro, whats'up the Wi-Fi password is (EyeMaaPlayYaa)"
      "Yeah I changed your house's Wi-Fi password"

    • @iamvin.6949
      @iamvin.6949 3 роки тому +2

      hayup HAHAHAHAHA

  • @rylewx
    @rylewx 3 роки тому +2923

    If he wants a babysitter, *he* conducts the interview.

  • @JoelKellenProductions
    @JoelKellenProductions 3 роки тому +12125

    When he crawls, everyone apologizes for walking.

  • @ronaldshank7589
    @ronaldshank7589 3 місяці тому +13

    Lil' Home-Slice is a lil' playa!
    Holla holla holla!!!!!

  • @franklinjones5649
    @franklinjones5649 3 роки тому +1048

    When Armstrong landed on the moon, he was there to receive him.

  • @maddicatxo
    @maddicatxo 3 роки тому +5136

    I like how he looks away for a moment to think “yeah, she can’t resist this face”😏

    • @thegamingchewie3246
      @thegamingchewie3246 3 роки тому +77

      Who can resist his face tho?

    • @darianfielderbey
      @darianfielderbey 3 роки тому +93

      @@thegamingchewie3246 I can't. He exerts too much alpha energy

    • @lucklesscope8367
      @lucklesscope8367 3 роки тому +75

      "Still got it after all these months."

    • @uzairahmed4197
      @uzairahmed4197 3 роки тому +19

      @@lucklesscope8367 this is the greatest comment chain of all time

    • @Yumyum-yo6op
      @Yumyum-yo6op 3 роки тому +6

      @@uzairahmed4197 exactly lol

  • @RookkV
    @RookkV 3 роки тому +2994

    When this man sneezes, the sneeze says bless you

    • @humongouzcox5805
      @humongouzcox5805 3 роки тому +11

      Man got 450 likes with no replies ,so here i am:)

    • @trash5711
      @trash5711 3 роки тому +4

      im ur 2nd reply after 472 likes

    • @RookkV
      @RookkV 3 роки тому

      @@humongouzcox5805 o

    • @dantom5232
      @dantom5232 3 роки тому +1

      Fourth reply after 552 likes.

    • @intimidatingstick7237
      @intimidatingstick7237 3 роки тому

      Auuuh UuuuH uh Uh YEAAAAH **makes zoe101 noises**

  • @Mr.JOE5784
    @Mr.JOE5784 3 місяці тому +6

    Baby's a legend! 😂

  • @minhobulbasaur8095
    @minhobulbasaur8095 3 роки тому +14899

    when this kid was born he told the doctors to stop crying

  • @noyes715
    @noyes715 3 роки тому +4204

    His parents don’t worry about the baby, the baby worries about his parents.

    • @big_cloud6199
      @big_cloud6199 3 роки тому +11

      Why does this have no comments also Im about to ruin the 500 likes

    • @alburritox4475
      @alburritox4475 3 роки тому +2

      《•Lolbit•》 I was thinking of commenting but I was like nah

    • @big_cloud6199
      @big_cloud6199 3 роки тому +1

      @@alburritox4475 lmao

    • @bluebird1954
      @bluebird1954 3 роки тому +5

      That's why they call him Da Baby 👶🍼 😂

    • @big_cloud6199
      @big_cloud6199 3 роки тому +1

      @@bluebird1954 you mean THE BOSS BABY!

  • @MarieEvaVolmar
    @MarieEvaVolmar 3 роки тому +26384

    This baby wrote, produced and starred as himself in the Boss Baby.

  • @ice319
    @ice319 3 місяці тому +5

    When this kid walks into preschool, the other kids and the teacher all stay standing until after he sits in a chair. This kid is a BOSS.

  • @jerome8763
    @jerome8763 4 роки тому +9981

    *When this baby was born, he drove his mum back from the hospital.*

  • @Julius_P
    @Julius_P 2 роки тому +1851

    He is like "i call you when i learned numbers baby" 😂😂😂

  • @NewAngels
    @NewAngels 4 роки тому +1012

    He’s not living in our world, we’re living in his

    • @memeaw76
      @memeaw76 3 роки тому +6

      Right

    • @Ame865
      @Ame865 3 роки тому +2

      The world lives in his galaxy and he just remembered the rent is due

  • @jAITtROtULL
    @jAITtROtULL 3 місяці тому +6

    “See dad, what did I tell you!! All the gurwlz wuv me!”

  • @MarkaTella
    @MarkaTella 3 роки тому +28735

    When the kid was born, he looked at his parents and said:
    “Aw, they’re adorable”

  • @Dman_199
    @Dman_199 3 роки тому +4563

    When this kid goes to the cinema, they pause the film for his toilet break.

  • @yashwantgupta6948
    @yashwantgupta6948 3 роки тому +20360

    This kid tells his grandma his childhood stories.

  • @perfumealicea1
    @perfumealicea1 4 місяці тому +2

    So precious, he's like she's beautiful ❤

  • @blackkidwearingyellowshirt
    @blackkidwearingyellowshirt 3 роки тому +1738

    When the baby makes mistake in history class,
    the history changes.

    • @unliving_ball_of_gas
      @unliving_ball_of_gas 3 роки тому +20

      *history changes sounds better

    • @zawiyar8790
      @zawiyar8790 3 роки тому +1

      Omg

    • @TheAlmighty1I1
      @TheAlmighty1I1 3 роки тому +1

      I Comment Too Much Than I Should no shut your mouth fool

    • @graveltheblock5578
      @graveltheblock5578 3 роки тому +4

      Hitler didnt fail art class
      Karens wear mask
      Everyone accepts vaccines wholeheartedly
      There is no racism

    • @kolish2967
      @kolish2967 3 роки тому +2

      That is so good

  • @astra7555
    @astra7555 4 роки тому +22855

    When he cries in the theaters, they pause the movie for him.

    • @RezidueWithaZ
      @RezidueWithaZ 3 роки тому +1142

      False, because when he cries his tears are too scared to leave his eyes.

    • @hhectorlector
      @hhectorlector 3 роки тому +439

      "AY YO SHUT UP!! PAUSE THE MOVIE!! THE BABY'S CRYING. GIVE THE LITTLE MAN SOME ROOM."

    • @KirbStompYT1
      @KirbStompYT1 3 роки тому +31

      Seegh Hyle what the hell?

    • @optimuscrime9519
      @optimuscrime9519 3 роки тому +13

      Ok buddy.. take it down a notch

    • @xxliaz9068
      @xxliaz9068 3 роки тому +5

      TxcticalGod ahahahaha

  • @dorenemellene960
    @dorenemellene960 11 місяців тому +2514

    His smiles says: “Yeah, she loves me”. 😁

    • @owaaaaaaaaau796
      @owaaaaaaaaau796 10 місяців тому +8

      No......." Just black tribal people..........😏

    • @PUREGIDEON
      @PUREGIDEON 10 місяців тому

      @@owaaaaaaaaau796 yo wtf

    • @Kayla-wj2hj
      @Kayla-wj2hj 10 місяців тому +20

      @@owaaaaaaaaau796Bro what

    • @saymay5855
      @saymay5855 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Kayla-wj2hjhe mean black triba

    • @quintonmiller8266
      @quintonmiller8266 10 місяців тому

      ​@@owaaaaaaaaau796Wtf?

  • @sharonwhite4495
    @sharonwhite4495 Місяць тому +4

    This is an Old Classic that stays Classy

  • @kay-dc8495
    @kay-dc8495 3 роки тому +2798

    When the baby enters a home, the owners are the guests

    • @2600TC
      @2600TC 3 роки тому +17

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @FadedXo20
      @FadedXo20 3 роки тому +11

      UNDERATED😅

    • @sree3650
      @sree3650 3 роки тому +3

      Its not underrated coz, its copy of zlatan type comments..

    • @pahuni5314
      @pahuni5314 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @SteveyTV
      @SteveyTV 3 роки тому

      😭😭😭😂

  • @dcdeers2877
    @dcdeers2877 3 роки тому +2010

    When this kid was late to school, his teachers immediately apologize to him.

    • @sebastianc6143
      @sebastianc6143 3 роки тому +19

      The kid lectures the teachers instead of the teachers lecturing him

    • @Kuhneesseur
      @Kuhneesseur 3 роки тому +17

      @Honest Messi Fan bruh, a joke?
      Like i can't tell if your joking or not?

    • @yooniemin7
      @yooniemin7 3 роки тому +8

      @Honest Messi Fan wtf

    • @saifly1672
      @saifly1672 3 роки тому +5

      @Honest Messi Fan r/wooosh

    • @200subsbeforenothing8
      @200subsbeforenothing8 3 роки тому +4

      @Honest Messi Fan r/wooosh

  • @JominC
    @JominC 3 роки тому +2562

    This kid gives homework to his teachers.

    • @wavezz2038
      @wavezz2038 3 роки тому +22

      This wasn't written very well, u gotta read it like 3 times to understand.

    • @kudoshinichi9544
      @kudoshinichi9544 3 роки тому +1

      Stolen

    • @wavezz2038
      @wavezz2038 3 роки тому +1

      @@kudoshinichi9544 he stole another one too. 😂😂😂

    • @JominC
      @JominC 3 роки тому

      @@kudoshinichi9544 No i did not. I don't know if anyone else commented the same thing though..

    • @JominC
      @JominC 3 роки тому

      @@wavezz2038 Yeah I stole the other one😅😅😅

  • @airforcecr7425
    @airforcecr7425 3 роки тому +2281

    This kid doesn’t need to cut his grass, he just stands on the porch and dares it to grow.

    • @amari2509
      @amari2509 3 роки тому +5

      Stolen joke Nice

    • @vtealx1024
      @vtealx1024 3 роки тому +42

      @@amari2509 you act like no one does that

    • @amari2509
      @amari2509 3 роки тому

      @@vtealx1024 no i comment this on a comment when i recognize its stolen

    • @troublesmcg
      @troublesmcg 3 роки тому +23

      @@amari2509 Except you also did the same

    • @xrphoenix7194
      @xrphoenix7194 3 роки тому +10

      @@amari2509 as much as I hate stolen jokes, at least more people get to see it now

  • @seanpeacejohn889
    @seanpeacejohn889 3 роки тому +1781

    I was looking for one person to say, "awww, that's cute".... Apparently, this kid is too legendary for that lol.

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 3 роки тому +42

      same lmao I was like "wow that's adorable" but apparently this baby is the new Chuck Norris

    • @mr_paul4570
      @mr_paul4570 3 роки тому +6

      Underrated comment

    • @ephmilcent
      @ephmilcent 3 роки тому +5

      lmaoo nowadays they just get meme'd for this none of that cute shit anymore 😭😭

    • @dominicgonzales4887
      @dominicgonzales4887 3 роки тому

      Haha he sure is todd he sure is

    • @grace.4481
      @grace.4481 3 роки тому

      @@cupriferouscatalyst3708 haha

  • @foxbox1802
    @foxbox1802 3 роки тому +13878

    This kid sleeps with his parents when they're scared

  • @willieboyland3180
    @willieboyland3180 3 місяці тому +4

    He's like, "Yeah, she likes me."

  • @amongsus4917
    @amongsus4917 3 роки тому +1883

    When this kid commits a crime, the law is rewritten.

    • @nuttybar9
      @nuttybar9 3 роки тому +22

      Sounds like a Democrat.

    • @youisstupid2586
      @youisstupid2586 3 роки тому +5

      @@nuttybar9 you still believe that in 2020? Lol

    • @nuttybar9
      @nuttybar9 3 роки тому +3

      @@youisstupid2586 Yes!

    • @username15yearsago52
      @username15yearsago52 3 роки тому +5

      @@nuttybar9 More like Trump gives him pardon.

    • @nuttybar9
      @nuttybar9 3 роки тому

      @@username15yearsago52 Nope ,That's more like Biden will do.