Why God Really Created Women | Brad Stine
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- Опубліковано 4 лис 2024
- Comedian Brad Stine on why God really created women...
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Welcome to the New America. Dubbed 'God's Comic' by the New Yorker, for 16-years, Brad Stine has been the comedic trailblazer of politically incorrect, Christian and Conservative comedy. His new show, 'Brad Stine Has Issues', covers cultural issues with his signature brand of comedic sarcasm and satire with insight that will be appreciated by everyone who loves laughter, liberty, and the freedom to tell the truth without fear.
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This dude is funny and spot on !! Good clean Christian humor !! God bless 😊
"I can't believe he said naked in church" I lost it there.
I just wish all the churches had somebody like him ❤
"And God said it was GOOD." YES SIR!
This man makes me feel like there is still some sense in the world
We protect women not because we want to understood them but because we need them. Yes! God created woman so that Man shouldn’t be alone and have someone to help him to achieve comfort happiness and charitable love! K
LOL...good luck with that! Actually, women exist to create babies, not to make men comfortable and happy. ''Love'', by the way, is basically a biological mechanism to keep the sire of his pregnant woman bonded to her long enough to raise the child. Everything else about ''love'' is the creation of poets and writers...lol! Women simply PRETEND to be in love with men to keep them around to pay the bills and help raise the children.
Thank you, it appears that you are one of the few people who understands reality.
@Heisrisenindeed let me guess, you are another one
And what exactly is wrong with trying to understand women? We have many reasons to protect and cherish them. Are they not created equal?
Adam took one look at Eve and said: "Woo man!" 😂
A very educational comment I think Spock would have said the same thing Captain Kirk.
I could listen to Brad Stine all day! Got to see him live at Calvary Chapel Godspeak right after “pandemic” he was HILARIOUS and appropriate for all audiences!
Yah you nail it! Brother about woman! We all need a good Christian laughs in our Christian faith! More of this light and entertaining videos Brother! The Lord God loves happy worshippers k! More Power Godspeed! K
Very few people make it on both of: my philosophical playlist AND comedy playlist, at the same time with the same video.
To be a helpmate and companion to her husband. If you choose to be single god will be your helpmate all through your life
I don’t think Helpmate is the right word. He is Our Lord.
I'm talking about being a helpmate to your husband. To compliment him.
And God spoke unto Adam: "I'm gonna create the perfect companion for you. It's gonna be called 'a woman' and she'll complement you in every aspect possible. She'll be pleasant, sweet, supportive, incredibly desirable, and she'll read your every wish off your eyes before youeven realize it yourself!"
So Adam replied: "That sounds great! What's it gonna cost me?" -- "An arm, a leg, and your right testicle!" -- "OK, so, erm, what can I get for a rib?"
And God spoke: "I'll put gorgeous, smart, witty, understanding, sensitive, supportive, permanently horny yet absolutely faithful women at every corner of the world!" And then he created the world spherical without any corners.
I wanna up-vote this, knowing it is a humor, but the strict Bible-thumping Christian autistic in me knows ABBA (Father) didn't actually say that..., but it's still funny!
As a woman I needed to hear this 🤣 in such a time as this I’m trying to remind myself ‘am I a good woman of god…? What is the importance of a woman…? Men are practically afraid and avoiding woman like the plague 😣’
I agree that men are avoiding many women like the plague, however, it's not because men are ''afraid'' of women...lol. It's more that men are repulsed or repelled by these women. So many women these days are loud, obnoxious, rude, masculine, mean, unfriendly, unfaithful, etc., and are gleefully open about their hatred of men. That's why men are avoiding most women.
Not afraid, just not into women who are trying to be men.
We just aren't impressed with it and uninterested.
@@JP-ec9rl I’m taking notes👍 coarse I could never act or look like a man little 5 ft lady 😂 never happen
@@CosmicPotato740 I'm not saying that you are in particular.
I'm just saying that many women are or even the majority of women are and men are just plain over it.
Most men have given up on relationships because they can't find a woman who truly wants to be a wife and mother and can be trusted to not divorce them and take them to the cleaners after ten years of marriage.
It's like playing Russian roulette.
Men just simply aren't playing the odds.
@@CosmicPotato740 I'm 48 years old and been married 25 years now. My primary focus is on my grandchildren but I genuinely am concerned for the generation of people who are currently in their early 20s and for my grandkids because I think that we are about to face a population collapse of epic proportions, simply because it seems like this has become the most woke and self absorbed generation of all time.
I'm not saying it's the entire generation. I'm just saying that it's such a large proportion of it that won't end up having enough well adjusted children to continue to fill up a stable civilization.
I truly believe that we must be approaching the Revelation that's been foretold.
God knew I would need my lovely granddaughters!
Very funny. Thx.
Thank you.
I posted on X tagged your name and shared your video.
This is good.
I want to hear more.
To paraphrase, God said "I'm going to create a woman for you. she will be perfect, no muss no fuss. But she will cost an arm and a leg." Adam thought awhile. Then Adam asked "what can I get for a rib?
That is why women are Trouble, and Still cost more than we can afford :)>
Good made everything good, it was never said perfect.
So they could give you grief all the time in all walks of life.
😂
not EVERYTHING was NOT good ! AFTER he rested, THEN he said something was NOT good. "It is NOT good for the man to be alone"
"Gasp! Is he a heretic? Let's find out" 😂 bro has awesome delivery
God looked down at Adam and saw he was having to good of a time. Adam was planning a camping trip to the lake to catch some fish and hunt.
Don't lose hope, guys. There are women turning 18 every day.
Where is his church located? I’d like to attend.
Amen!
What they said!!!
Amen!🙏🏻✝️
To make sure man didn't worry or fear the reaper
I can just hear Adam saying what are those things bulging out of her chest and why doesn't she have that thing that I have on the bottom part of me. Woo-man wow and Adam said can I have two of them. And God said how many ribs do you want to keep.😊
Here is a good Adam and Eve joke:
God came to Adam one day and said, "I am going to make a helpmeet for you. She will be known as Woman. She will love you unconditionally, cook all your meals, clean the house, give you full support and never complain,"
Adam thought for a moment and replied, " Wow! Thanks Lord, She sounds amazing."
"Ah but there is a catch: she will cost you an arm and a leg." Informed the Lord
So Adam ponded on this for a bit and then asked, "What can I get for a rib?" And the rest is history.
The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.” (Genesis 2:18 NIV)
HELPER: one that helps. (Merriam-Webster)
HELP: to give assistance or support to (someone) : to provide (someone) with something that is useful or necessary in achieving an end. (Merriam-Webster)
thanks mate, we're not retards, we know what HELPER means
Actually God formed man from the clay as a potter.
😂
You must be confusing JHVH for a real God like Prometheus.
Still a type of dirt
Now wait a minute...men have very expensive toys! Too funny!
None as expensive as the one God made him for "free". LOL
If I’m not mistaken did God not say that woman should grow her hair long to cover her beauty while men should cut their hair short to show their beauty?
beauty is worthless vanity.
Yeah after ya finish
And Eve was created in the garden but Adam was created out of the garden
The reason God created man first is because you always make a prototype. 😊
Procreation. So he did not need to build many men in his workshop like Pinocchio.
That was before the industrial age of machines😂
And look at them making A.I. when they could be making babies! nmh 🙄
Sorry to butt in, but I've seen plenty of women NOT aesthetically pleasing to the eye!!
Adam and Eve sinned, nothing’s perfect since, even you.
As have i
and that's only the one's that i have no mentally blocked out
Very basic: Genesis 2:18.
According to the ancient Greeks the gods created women to punish men.
Jim Jones Jr is so right.
Our Lord God Created the stars and heavens and then rested, then God created the earth and rested, then God created man and rested, then God created woman and then neither God nor man has rested ever since, 😮😂😂 !
and he didn't mention WHY god really created women
God made Adam and Eve and yeah it was good.
very good
@@billyray9423 Amen
God knew one day we'd have cars and a man would need someone to find his keys. Poof!
They need make up to be better looking, in most cases, they again some make up on some guys would help lol
More aesthetically pleasing, he hasn't seen the women round here
🤣
Wrong, man gave a rib, so she was from by his side to be by his side.
Pretty sure God said what he created woman for. A place for everyone and everyone in their place. Or you get what we have here today. . Doesn't say woe for man for nothing
He's using it instead of she.
Knock it off. Don't be a stickler
What did Adam do to deserve this curse…lol
So they can mess with the men's head
Yes😂😂😂
😂💖😂💖😂💖
But not all men love women. Is he a preacher of some kind
Yeah we don’t acknowledge those other kinds that go after men. Sorry
😂😂😂😂 LGBTQIA MOVEMENT wants to rewrite the bible
when God made man, but not how the serpent possesses.
This is why, when Jesus was on the scene he started casting out demons, because they were warping how God made man.
Satan would enter or take possession and a speaking man became mute, a hearing man became deaf, a sane man became insane, a healthy woman became sick and bent over, a regular man with a spirit of lust started sexually desiring its own kind, or children, or animals, or perversion, etc.
The Bible also says it's better not to marry. Celibacy is preferable to sex. Clearer mind. Fewer troubles.
But you can always just jo@@DakotaJones-nn2oi
Wonder if thats what God told jesus; jesus looks at his church and desires it like a man would a women. His father put his hand on jesus shoulder and say, "she is made just for you but she is expensive". 🤔🤯🤭
God created man first because he didn’t want someone telling Him what to do 🤪
Or God created Man first because He was still working out the bugs before he made the Woman 😅
@@Joreeland still blew it.
How does being first keep someone from being told what to do? 🤔🤔🤔
Expensive, naggy, can’t make a choice on what they want for food. Cause last time they chose, they doomed humanity
And God gave us Jesus Christ so we are not doomed.
This kind of makes it sound like you hate women, and think that all women are the same.
I hope that isn't how you actually feel, but you do give that impression.
😂that’s us🙋🏻♀️lol
😂
😂 Fair point!
Because there is no procreation in heaven, or giving in marriage, the woman had to be created from man outside of the Father’s mansion, to bring soles into the world for repentance. The answer lies in Genesis 1:2 & Job 38:30, and Genesis 1:28 KJV. when you understand the fall of Lucifer, who became Satan, and Satan was in the garden of Eden. Until when you realize we have been lied to by the churches. The reason for alternative Bibles is tweaking the delivery of the word.
Not funny at all
God looked at man & saw that he was content. There was no drama. So He created woman
A man with long hair trying to explain why God created woman.😁😁😁
Jesus had long hair. What are you trying to say here..
@nxdine_de What in some picture someone decided to draw that thought that's what JESUS looked like.
@@israeljuarez8830 Nazarene's had long hair, so this is why he's depicted with long hair by artists; they just didn't decide to give him long hair.
@Embrachu Can you imagine if the apostle Paul was here on earth right now and he walked into your church and started preaching on 1 Corinthians 11:1-16 would would they stone him??? Would they curse him??? Or would they just make up excuses???
We are actually made from the same material as the stars. How does that change your perception of yourself? Another indication of the fallacy of parts of the Bible..
Holy sht what a terrible crowd
Too bad theyre incentivised to be wh ores
Hey, doesn't get any truer than that! Oh, don't forget Eve wasn't Adams first woman, she didn;t work out! Eve the second mistake. Lilith was the first mistake. Adam couldn't live with her, complained and God revoked her status and recalled her. Tried again, unsuccessfully with Eve. Apparently it seems there is some fundamental engineering design flaws in women! Why, because Lilith always wanted to be on top. Religion always produces more questions than answers it seems!
Don't try to understand religious Dogma, just have faith we're told.
Where does this come from???
The Tora! Not mentioned in 66 books of the modern Bible editions. According to the Tora, Adam and Eve weren't the first humans either. Also information regarding this can be found in the books of Apocrapha @@suekennedy4716