Not 4 minutes straight 4:18 But yeah unless you meant 4:00 meaning possibly 4:20 or you meant straight like"hey man I'll show you what's what " like the saying what's what or I don't know
James : Usain bolt please stop humiliating me!!!!!!!!I'm pretty sure I'm better than lots of stuff than you! *in a whining tantrum say * Usain:look huge ugly baby your the one humiliating your self and of course your better at lots of stuff than me 🙂 James:th....tha....thanks mate 🥺 Usain :your a better loser,fatter,eater,slow pokes and baby
Man!! These guys had me laughing like hell in my kitchen. These are the little things that remind us that there is love and goodness in us. We really need to let our lights shine through and put smiles in as many hearts and on as many faces as we possibly can! Congrats you two!
its not. the bishop attacks a white field the queen the black one on which the king is standing but the queen can be taken out by the black castle on the next move so not check mate
My teacher told me I most likely will never be an extremely fast runner cuz im 6'3 and even in great slim shape he says I weigh too much and that it's a short man's sport. But yet Bolt is bigger than me and is the fastest so I guess there is some hope after all.
Height has nothing to do with it because I notice that in sports there are more short fast guys but the tall guys that get fast they are one of the fastest
@@mazwinabubakar4717 It's not a picture, you just see an outline shape. Get up close and stare at the fifth yellow blur in the middle. Now cross your eyes and stare then slowly try to focus that blur you should see the picture doing strange things and eventually you will see some of the picture fall back and some come forward. Try to set your focus to that level and then you can move your gaze outwards and see the cutout. You might get it and lose it a few times but keep trying.
Wow I am literally dead with laughter. I would have never thought he was a better host. One try literally ONE TRY! Gotta love Usain. The dude is representing my country
I think there is a message... Bolt is incredibly talented in sports,but he can't make us laugh at the same time.While james does that.Everyone has their own skills✔️
Unlikely, Skinny people can eat more than fat people because the fat is not filling up all the space. Do you even know how much athletes eat a day? Michael Phelps told the media he ate 12000kcals a day.
"first you beat me in a footrace"
...he beats everyone in a footrace
ruoweii he should do a 100 meters footrace going into a 100 meters swim against Michael Phelps. To see who wins.
I’m a swimmer, so I’d be a critic here. Michael Phelps’s main events are NOT THE 100. U WOULD DO SOMEONE THAT IS A SPRINTER(swimming)
can we win in a 800 meter footrace?
I can
I was your 1000th like :)
Friend: "So... hows life?"
Me: "The usual. A basketball just fell from the sky onto my head."
Bruh
Hahaha
Lol😆😂
I get the joke but the basketball hit a car. Thats why u can hear car sirens in the background after james throws it
@@emraldswrd Smh, you ruined the moment. Could have just pretended that didn't happen. Maybe he is a transformer?
Poor kids on Usain bolts class...Imagine playing tag with Usain bolt
Not really. He trained alot to get fast
InsaneZylex it’s just a joke
@@kimani581 Ik
InsaneZylex and has good genetics too
InsaneZylex probably was fast when he was a kid
“I just flew in from Texas, and boy are my legs tired”
That’s some level of class right there.
Usain is a legend. It's too bad about his injury, but he is still a legend.
Rob _ what injury.?
he is a legend ,afterall he the fastest man on earth
Ananya Mathur I am pretty sure that is the flash
its not an injury its a cramp
Lets hope he somehow shows up in Tokyo.
When Usain Bolt joins a race, everyone competes for second place.
I can recall one race I wouldn't have a shot at beating him in 2017
Fax
😂exactly and just won more than the gold as you run next to the king
hosting the show for 10 seconds and already get the emmy. lol.
he's the fastest man alive, DUH
Except for the Flash or some other deepshit speedster somewhere there, they don't count cuz they ain't real
😂
🤣🤣🤣
Piece Of Stars james backstage: SON OF A!!!!
9.59sec
James your better at losing..so that’s a thing
Carter Phu lmao xD
Carter Phu i
lol
You're*
so is lebron
James: First you beat me in a footrace.
Me: ... don´t take it personal.
James is just humiliating himself for 4 Min straight
It's cool though
That's pretty much all he's done since gavin and stacey
Clearly that's the genius behind his motives as he was the one who orchestrated that all
Not 4 minutes straight 4:18
But yeah unless you meant 4:00 meaning possibly 4:20 or you meant straight like"hey man I'll show you what's what " like the saying what's what or I don't know
But.....it's pretty funny seeing the big British baby with a mustache and annoying voice make a fool of himself for that long 😂
James is better at being short
reminds me of ua-cam.com/video/FPnwWFAGPIw/v-deo.html
and chunky
Usain Bolt hasn't tried that either
Interceptor X 😂😂😂😂😂
iceshadow01 and slow
James corden eats chicken nuggets faster than usain. And usain loves nuggets.
what is the name of the game at 2:15
Amazing Music it’s called guess who.
Hey that's racist.
Richard Jay Callao it’s not racist. Usain actually likes chicken nuggets. He eats nuggets before a race.
Amazing Music bruh you are uncultured
Gordon Ramsay should be on spill or fill your guts
Andrew Zimmern!
Bear grylls?
I agree so much
pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaassseeeeeee
oh my god this makes so much sense
James: “Im tired of you beating me all the time”
You do that all on your own
Usain and James:*stands face to face*
James:*stands on his toes*
James again:Lets do this
James : Usain bolt please stop humiliating me!!!!!!!!I'm pretty sure I'm better than lots of stuff than you! *in a whining tantrum say *
Usain:look huge ugly baby your the one humiliating your self and of course your better at lots of stuff than me 🙂
James:th....tha....thanks mate 🥺
Usain :your a better loser,fatter,eater,slow pokes and baby
James:stoop
Usain bolt:runs
James : heeeeey were are you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, that’s what happened.
Dammit He's better at hosting too
Salty James is the funniest
😂😂💯💯
3 years and this comment is still comedy gold lol. 👌
Usain Bolt creates a beautiful cake,
Trainer- can't eat it
He is retired now he can do whatever the fuck he wants
@@kingk6151 But he could still stay in shape
He actually bakes too
Why because he's black ?
Is your Person Daniel
James: WHAT?
🤣🤣🤣
Now that was good clean fun. James and Usain are a funny combo.
It really was..:)
James looks like a giant baby
lmao true
Or maybe he's a baby giant🙆♀️🙆♀️🤷♀️
Ugly giant baby.
Gaten matarazzo
He's a chubby and hairy baby.
James should challenge Bolt in the game of getting frustrated ;
He will definitely be the winner .. xD
This was so funny 😂
457 likes and not a single reply!
Bruh the crowd explosion, the rose bouquet, and the award handed to him was magnificent
Man!! These guys had me laughing like hell in my kitchen. These are the little things that remind us that there is love and goodness in us. We really need to let our lights shine through and put smiles in as many hearts and on as many faces as we possibly can! Congrats you two!
Me 😂too want more with them
"i just flew in from texas, and boy are my legs tired"
Can you break it down for me please?
@@thrinathamovva7429 He ran from texas
@@sub-zero286 whaaaaat
@@bbqjm Isn't that what he meant ?
I thought it was so obvious.
@Lalo Its a metaphor for how quick he is.
Usain's Cake Still Looks Better ....Even After James's Sabotage 😂😂😂
😂 so true
It’s go time bolt, that should be his motto ahah
Usain is still a legend and always will be !
James - 'there has to be something I'm better at than you'
the whole world except Usain - 'football maybe?'
@Jj12 Official yeah that was the whole point of the joke buddy 👍
Usain:nada
Soccer: Cristiano Ronaldo
Host/comedian: James Corden
Running: Usain Bolt
Basketball: Michael Jordan/Kobe “BLACK MAMBA Bryant
Hotel: Trivago
Cringe
Messi is better than ronaldo at football
IMAGINE saying curry for basketball
Im sleep cuh
Football*
Hello... Basketball Jordon?
James is a better singer. I doubt about Bolt lol
majed alfodely Hi there ! I sub to your channel! I hope you subscribe me too!
Nah... Usain's speaking voice is hawt, like deep, dark velvet.
Speaking and singing is not the same.
Majed Alfudily I thought the same thing :'D
But in rap
At 0:13, James’ flopping belly killed me 🤣🤣🤣
James ur better at being funnier than him
Amazing Fire hawk nah! Bolt is hilarious
Amazing Fire hawk He is not funny?
You spelled fat wrong.
Amazing Fire hawk he is more cringey
Debatable
4:07 when james lost his job and bolt is the new host forever, heres him backstage! 😂😂😂😂
Yes usain comes from my country (Jamaica ) so im pretty excited to see him represent our country
Bolt had a sense of humor about himself. A likeability that the media picked up on. He was good for the sport
The picture isnt a boat lol. Its 2 kangaroos boxing pause and find it. Shoutout to my magic eye homies.
James
Nah man u capping
I can’t see it
You're talking about the inside space, yea, it does look like a kangaroo
Yes, it's two kangaroos with gloves.
"I just flew here from texas and boy my legs are tired"
Me:Did you run all the way from texas
0:57 Perfect scene for a scully catch food with mouth cut
Wtf I was doing in my whole life thatI found this channel . This is literally the best 'late'x2 show ever.
Jamaica squad where's you at 👀👀👀
here here....
odean mcneish right here!
odean mcneish Mi deh ya
Present ;)
Sandra Farquharson up me G 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 I can watch James shows all day without getting bored
that was not remotely close to checkmate.
Coos Oorlog Yep,but it doesn't matter. That was not the point
yeah I suppose they were playing the variant chess where the one that first manages to utter "checkmate" wins the game
Thats checkmate. The white queen, bishob and rook are at b6, h5 and c1 respectively. The black King on d8 #
its not. the bishop attacks a white field the queen the black one on which the king is standing but the queen can be taken out by the black castle on the next move so not check mate
The white queen is on b6, the black rook is on a8. It is impossible for the rook to capture the queen. Are you a beginner or something?
Who was sad when James destroyed the cake?!
😂
@MUFC why u saying this? let them enjoy their sport.
@MUFC It's *Football*
When you finish the main quest
Now you have to do side quests
This was hilarious 😂
Eh not really....
Rdeez if it wasn't scripted this would have been funny
My teacher told me I most likely will never be an extremely fast runner cuz im 6'3 and even in great slim shape he says I weigh too much and that it's a short man's sport. But yet Bolt is bigger than me and is the fastest so I guess there is some hope after all.
no
@@cuamagfamily2300 username checks out
Height has nothing to do with it because I notice that in sports there are more short fast guys but the tall guys that get fast they are one of the fastest
Hamid Hussein ikr I didn't feel like changing it
If height had matter than elephant would be the king
0:41 Usain:watch out short stuff
4:07 when you finally realise the middle child of the family has more skill than everyone else
Middle child 💪
MASSIVE Thanks James for the belly full of laughter even at your expense!! Usain and I are from the same Parish in Jamaica...fun watching you 2
Congratulations
where is singing contest? that would be absolutely ez win for Corden:)
Vladimir Klyukin they had a "drop mic" I as amazing as Bolt is" I would not be surprised that he is a great singer as well
I was waiting for it
Vladimir Klyukin true
Flash - I'm the fastest man alive
The world - nah mate Usain bolt is
He's better James I think NBA need him 😂😊😍🏀🏀🏀🏀👏👍
EverydayShay Irène he wouldn't be able to play tho😢
Milcah Utumabahutu why?
EverydayShay Irène he cant shoot ....... or dribble as good and he runs for god sake
R M lol it's a fucking joke
he was a NBA player before
thiss is why corden is my favorite late show host out of all hosts ever
"I just flew in from texas, and boy, are my legs tired"
_THE WHOLE AUDIENCE SCREAMS AND CHEERS_
_CROWD THROWS FLOWERS_
_HOST WINS A GOLDEN TROPHY_
Omg love your videos!!!!!!!
You're soo cute..
Khaled Mahdi ok
JManKing why middle easterns can't be cute you stupid racist..
When they said "he beat me in a footrace" he beats everyone in a footrace and to top it all of he was jogging
When they go to the art gallery😂😂
The magic eye isn't a boat. It's 2 kangaroos fighting with boxing gloves
YESSS. Only person ive seen besides me get it
That reminded me of the confrontation b/w the Daleks & Cybermen. Bolt would go like "It's not true, there's one thing you are better than me, losing."
1:33 There are 2 Kangaroos fighting in that stereogram picture
Aobatroz the angle doesn’t help much but you’re right!!
@@DavidGonzalez-nm6lt I saw it
Yes,
fighting with gloves...
Mici Klawat how?
@@mazwinabubakar4717 It's not a picture, you just see an outline shape. Get up close and stare at the fifth yellow blur in the middle. Now cross your eyes and stare then slowly try to focus that blur you should see the picture doing strange things and eventually you will see some of the picture fall back and some come forward. Try to set your focus to that level and then you can move your gaze outwards and see the cutout. You might get it and lose it a few times but keep trying.
Every hour 368 cakes are thrown away in UK. Cakes deserve better. #Saveourcakes
Ghorawath wtf
Wtf
Ghorawath wtf
Wtf
Wtf
Wow I am literally dead with laughter. I would have never thought he was a better host. One try literally ONE TRY! Gotta love Usain. The dude is representing my country
Usain:*stands face to face with him*
James:*stands on him tipsy toes to get to his hight*
3:47 the crowds reaction 😂😂
Bolt is cool
1:03 u can see the Hollywood sign lol
I think there is a message...
Bolt is incredibly talented in sports,but he can't make us laugh at the same time.While james does that.Everyone has their own skills✔️
That's right✌️😁
@@thefakeslimshady3996 🙂
Have a food competition .....james will definitely win🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍
It's the end for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When Bolt dabbed my life was complete. 😂
0:58 who else heard the the alarm of the car after James missed the shot? 😂😂😂
There is no alarm dumb person
Ezio Alditore there is listen carefully
I was waiting for it and it didn't.... then it did! ...........and I was relieved to hear it.
Where did bolt Chain go @00:08?? 💀 😂
I'm wondering too😮
2*
Handsome &Huge Honor &Entertaining Fun Simply Awesome!!
2:06 cool cake man
James I thought your smarter than that you would definitely beat him at a singing competition. And that's a talent.
lots of love from India
to
James Corden
you are the best
but ussain is also very great
James: u took everything from me
Bolt: I don't even know who u are. ۔.
I love how he just walks on the show and wins a trophy
Hahaha it's funny @ the ending
James is wayyyyy better at comedy!!! For sure 😂😂😂
If you listen closely after James misses his basketball shot, a car alarm goes off.
Weird pating: exists
Usain Bolt: IT’S A BOAT
When they started playing basketball, all I could think about was Naill Horan. 😆😆😆
James let Usain Bolt win everytime..🤣😂🤣😍
1:35 it isn`t a boat. You can see two kangaroos boxing each other 😂
Usain: I just flew here from Texas and boy are my legs tired
Audience: *legendary*
Damnn🔥 James is the funniest person ever 😂😂💜💜
James the king of losing streaks.....
I think James was officially declared loser😂😂😂
0:55 I’m wondering where did the ball land
A ball fell on my head that day and i was wondering where it came from
I love Usain he is my best sport People!
James: I admit that you're better at me at everything
Usain Bolt: No, your a better loser then me
the picture where you both saw a boat, it's not a boat it's two kangaroos boxing :D
Usain Bolt is the Michael Jordan of 2000's.
Am I do the only one focused on the fact that, that painting looks nothing like a boat?
Abeerah Irfan what is it? The painting is slightly slanted so I personally can't tell what the painting is supposed to be xd
James:"there has to be something im better at than you"
Usain thinking:"maybe at eating"
Unlikely, Skinny people can eat more than fat people because the fat is not filling up all the space. Do you even know how much athletes eat a day? Michael Phelps told the media he ate 12000kcals a day.
James should of challenged Usain to a 'name as many One Direction songs as you can'
Yes
The ending is priceless😂😂😂😂
Everyone must open the caption, it's worth it🔥🔥🔥